🎙・server-chat

[tawny pasture]

only downside is i was overdosing a couple years ago and i was having hearth palpitations. Apparently two scoops is like 4x the recc servering size lol

[acoustic geode]

Cold water lovers aren't real people

[long atlas]

apple caramel tea is so good oml

[icy patrol]

0 descarts

[tawny pasture]

did a bunch of tests and had to wear a hearth monitor for two weeks lol

[desert wadi]

Thats like the only way to drink it

[long atlas]

where my microwaved water people at am i right

[rare yew]

Yeah I've had similar issues, I drink 1 cup in the morning and switch to decaf after that or my heart goes bonkers too

[acoustic geode]

Fake water fan

Lynch

[rare yew]

afib pals!

[fringe fox]

hell ye rock and roll

[acoustic geode]

Unjimbo his joker

[fringe fox]

i wish i died with a overdose, sounds metal asf

[icy patrol]

everyone post that is every server 😭

[grave gust]

I swear if I lose to violet vessel

[tawny pasture]

yea my body acts wierd with it. I only have 1 cup in hte morning and if i have any after like 12 pm im up all damn night

[ionic hinge]

I just drink black coffe

[rigid night]

Only thing that happened to me was a kidney stone

[acoustic geode]

Water is always hot > room temp > slightly cold > cold > lukewarm

[long atlas]

switch to energy drinks guys everyone at my uni loves them so they must be good for you right

[acoustic geode]

I see

[fringe fox]

water is always liquid wdym

[hexed thunder]

id swap the first 2 but yeah

[acoustic geode]

No one here drinks water

[rare yew]

room temp above slightly cold and cold?

[ionic hinge]

I'm so numb nowadays I just don't care for taste.

[rare yew]

are you out of your mind

[acoustic geode]

Cold water is so ass

[long atlas]

oh boy i can’t wait for my morning cup of warm water

[cinder wharf]

I wonder how a kidney stone feel to pee out

[long atlas]

hurt very bad

[cinder wharf]

Very painful id presume

[fringe fox]

probably very painful

[acoustic geode]

Hot

[rigid night]

We play Balatro. Of course we're insane

[hexed thunder]

what if EVERY type of water is good and we hug each other and frolic in a sunflower field forever

[fringe fox]

since u are peein a rock out of ur penis

[rare yew]

no

[long atlas]

dawg i’m sorry but who drinks hot water for fun 😭

[icy patrol]

[hexed thunder]

aw

[crimson pendant]

What?!😨

[fringe fox]

me

[acoustic geode]

Every water drinker

[grave gust]

Room temperature water is so ass

[acoustic geode]

WHO drinks cold water for fun?

[long atlas]

i agree all water is good as dasani sulks in the corner because no one likes dasani

[fringe fox]

thats because the temperature is ass, not the water

[ionic hinge]

Maybe above ice cold it can hurt somewhat but like hot water alone is terrible.

[long atlas]

it’s refreshing bro

[hexed thunder]

water is water y'all shut up

[long atlas]

the temp changes the experience though…

[fringe fox]

no, sometimes is liquid, sometimes ice

[grave gust]

Id rather have mountain dew tho

[rare yew]

when it's a hot day and you've been outside doing work or exercise, a tall beading glass of cold water is like being reborn into an ocean of shimmering euphoria

[fiery orchid]

water argument 😭

[long atlas]

fruitiger aero in a glass

[crimson pendant]

Truly poetic

[acoustic geode]

On a hot day i love me a good old hot glass of water

[cedar echo]

Hello Thunk

[acoustic geode]

It is refreshing

[fiery orchid]

nah its more of a pain in the throat

[hasty socket]

Sweeties watcha talk about

[hexed thunder]

water

[rare yew]

honestly you and hot water deserve each other

[ionic hinge]

I don't sip liquids so I don't really do very hot water or very cold water by itself.

[icy patrol]

[crimson pendant]

Enjoying drinking raw hot water is like enjoying cold showers

[long atlas]

cream soda best drink though hands down no contest

[crimson pendant]

Are there perhaps times

[acoustic geode]

Just say you don't drink water 🙏

[crimson pendant]

When it makes sense? Maybe

[hexed thunder]

water racism

[crimson pendant]

But in general

NAHW

[rare yew]

this is slander, if anything you don't drink water

[hasty socket]

I like feet

[rigid night]

Chicken piccata and ice water are a match made in heaven

[grave gust]

Yo

[fiery orchid]

people who say cold water is better never had to warm it up because of how cold it is

[grave gust]

What

[desert wadi]

Twin

[acoustic geode]

No real water drinker prefers cold over hot

[ionic hinge]

I like slightly cold or warm water to drink hot water when it's like very cold out but that's it.

[grave gust]

I do

[long atlas]

that’s what a hot water drinker would say

[rare yew]

abk really out here enjoying unseasoned tea

[grave gust]

Crazy

[hexed thunder]

can we talk about another boss blind please

[crimson pendant]

No, real water drinkers prefer cold over hot

[icy patrol]

[acoustic geode]

I love unsweetened tea

[icy patrol]

[acoustic geode]

Better than sweet

[grave gust]

[rigid night]

Fuck plants

[rare yew]

do you ever use words

[icy patrol]

Mime Baron

[crimson pendant]

Boss blind- the throat: if you drink hot water all cards debuffed forever

[icy patrol]

[cinder wharf]

Do yall mean hot as in just warm or hot as in hot

[long atlas]

i have another ability idea for the throat…

[hexed thunder]

balatro players when the boss blind made specifically to counter their build counters their build

[rigid night]

stares at you in gray suit demanding you get off my porch

[acoustic geode]

Hot hot

[rare yew]

they mean hot

[acoustic geode]

Warm falls under lukewarm

[cinder wharf]

I have literally never had water above room temp

[acoustic geode]

Which is shit

[long atlas]

straight off the kettle

[hexed thunder]

the plant is fine, y'all just play the same builds too much 💔

[desert wadi]

🥀

[icy patrol]

[grave gust]

[desert wadi]

Just play green joker

[rare yew]

possibly a bannable offence, this hot water nonsense

[icy patrol]

:blueprint;

[hexed thunder]

the water situation is insane

[desert wadi]

Water situation is crazy

[crimson pendant]

It’s very fluid at the moment

[long atlas]

splash quaking in their boots rn

[rare yew]

abk I hope you really do like hot water because you're in it right now

[acoustic geode]

[icy patrol]

[grave gust]

This is so tuff

[rigid night]

But misspelling "offense" is fine 🦅🇺🇸🦅

[hasty socket]

Feet water

[crimson pendant]

I ce what your doing

[hexed thunder]

put a yt short tuff edit over this and you got like 2 million views right there

[rare yew]

fr tho I'll time you out if you keep spamming emotes

[long atlas]

that’s just blood bro

[acoustic geode]

WHY IS NO ONE AGREEING WITH ME

[rare yew]

it's annoying

[acoustic geode]

💔

[rare yew]

because you are incorrect

[long atlas]

because people have different preferences!

[covert shuttle]

whats your take?

[hexed thunder]

LOCALTHUNK SINCE WHEN WAS WATER RACISM A THING STOP

[cinder wharf]

Is that genuinely a thing in colder climates💔💔

[acoustic geode]

I thought you were based thunk😔

[rigid night]

B A L A T R O C O R D

[crimson pendant]

Yes but objectively some preferences are correct. Like cold water

[grave gust]

Aquism

[rare yew]

I refuse to believe abk is not trolling

[long atlas]

duality of man

[fiery orchid]

nah bro i agree with you where i live the temperature reaches like -30°C if you drink cold water you get sick

[acoustic geode]

I am not actually

[crimson pendant]

I had such an amazing idea

What if

[rare yew]

bruh I live somewhere like that

[hexed thunder]

6/10 ragebait could be worse

[grave gust]

You are not correct

[crimson pendant]

There was kelvin for Fahrenheit

Like felvin

[long atlas]

the only situation i’d prefer hot water is tea or sum

[grave gust]

There is

[acoustic geode]

Don't you love when you can feel the burn of hot water

It warms the body

[long atlas]

a drink needs to have flavor in order to be enjoyed hot

[rare yew]

In a cold climate people drink hot beverages, but it's like tea or coffee not raw dog water

[hasty socket]

A community about a game about cards talks about water

[crimson pendant]

So you add -459.67

[long atlas]

hot milk 🔥

[crimson pendant]

There is???

[hexed thunder]

i bet this is a discussion LocalThunk will randomly remember 30 years from now

[rare yew]

I'll forget it in an hour

[rigid night]

Tim Hortons hot cocoa K-cups my beloved. Thank you, Publix

[grave gust]

Rankine

[acoustic geode]

See you are not a real water drinker

[grave gust]

Had to look up the name

[covert shuttle]

oh cool local thunk is here

[long atlas]

he’s gonna be lying on his death bed saying the correct opinion of “cold water still better”

[hexed thunder]

give it 1 to 3 business days

[rare yew]

I drink cold water when it's -30

[grave gust]

It's called an absolute scale

[rare yew]

that's true water love

[acoustic geode]

?????

The hell

[hexed thunder]

i drink water

[crimson pendant]

Yo thank you

[fiery orchid]

yeah dude cold water in cold climate gives heavy throat pain

[hasty socket]

Piss drinker

[long atlas]

same argument can be made when you drink hot water in hot weather like you said earlier

[rare yew]

?????

[crimson pendant]

This i know i just never thought to search it up😭

[hexed thunder]

y'all sound like your mom and your dad had a baby

[crimson pendant]

Thought I was onto smth

[rare yew]

horse what are you on about

[acoustic geode]

Hot water in a hot weather actually cools you down

[crimson pendant]

You look like ur grandparents grandchild

[long atlas]

by what principle 😭

[grave gust]

Buh?

[rare yew]

it does not

[rigid night]

I suppose it would be warm, but I don't want to think about what it would taste like

[hexed thunder]

i'm gonna murder someone

[hasty socket]

localthunk can you add a vc channel just for today pls

[acoustic geode]

It is
Hot water drank -> sweat -> body cools down

[long atlas]

“if i mix these two buckets of lava the result will be cooler

[crimson pendant]

I mean any water really as long as ur sweating but it doesn’t feel good at the moment

[rare yew]

hmm I wonder why you sweat

[long atlas]

so you get more hot to get cold

[rare yew]

And I wonder why you don't sweat when you drink cold water

[long atlas]

is essentially the argument

[acoustic geode]

Cold water only feels cold in your mouth

[rare yew]

almost as if it cools you down

[icy patrol]

[strong prairie]

why did that get blocked lmao

[crimson pendant]

Yes but it also cool u down and you can throw it on urself

[grave gust]

It literally lowers your body temperature twin

[rare yew]

I warned you

[acoustic geode]

Nah

[rare yew]

lmao what the heck

[fiery orchid]

jeffrey einstein

[hexed thunder]

localthunk isnt an egg what the hell man

[grave gust]

S*xual term

[hasty socket]

Honest reaction

[rigid night]

I read that wrong

[hexed thunder]

AI stands for Albert Ienstein
-# no tf it doesnt

[rigid night]

Honest reaction

[rare yew]

actually I think slightly cool water is the best one

[strong prairie]

I... guess? It's also just slang though

[rare yew]

I wouldn't read too much into it, it's just automod

[long atlas]

agreed cold can be too cold sometimes

[crimson pendant]

My English teacher kept saying it cuz he didn’t know😔

[fiery orchid]

yo yo guys watch me switch the convo

[lilac swan]

i kinda like drinking hot saltwater sometimes tbh its good for your throat i think

[long atlas]

at least we all agree room temp sucks

[long atlas]

WHTA

[acoustic geode]

I'm not too against this opinion

[grave gust]

Why don't people look up words they don't know

[hexed thunder]

I think water is the best type of water ❤️

[covert shuttle]

water just fresh of the fridge is the best

[desert wadi]

Yo, im so hungry

[acoustic geode]

From the fridge is a no

[long atlas]

yo, get some food

[acoustic geode]

That can die

[rare yew]

It's fun to debate things that don't matter sometimes

[covert shuttle]

drinking warm water feels like drinking tap water imo

[fiery orchid]

eat a pizza

[desert wadi]

You’re supposed to ask “how hungry?”

[acoustic geode]

Lukewarm at best

[hexed thunder]

i like to picture this as y'all ragebaiting each other

[acoustic geode]

Which is the worst water

[long atlas]

correct

[rigid night]

You have popcorn, ice cream, a bean, two bananas, and diet cola

[strong prairie]

Water from the fridge is awesome if it's like 30 degrees celsius outside though 😌

[fiery orchid]

neighhhhhht!!!!!

[fierce rain]

oh goodness hello again mr thunk

[covert shuttle]

wth is lukewarm

[long atlas]

room temp/lukewarm suck!

[fierce rain]

like room temperature

[rare yew]

nah I think we all chill

[rigid night]

Crook spotted

[acoustic geode]

Just above room temp

[desert wadi]

So hungry i can eat a horse

[long atlas]

barely warmer than room temp

[desert wadi]

[fierce rain]

perhaps, but that’s none of your concern

[acoustic geode]

Lukewarm is, roomtemp is great

[fiery orchid]

im gonna eat you

[desert wadi]

[long atlas]

tv girl ref 🗣️ 🔥

[hexed thunder]

the funny thing is that this whole shit happened with me saying "we ALL love water"

[fierce rain]

i’m going to get a lot of hate for this but i absolutely despise ice water

[fiery orchid]

what if room temperature was hot

[covert shuttle]

if its bellow room temp. i drink it

[acoustic geode]

FINALLY

[long atlas]

no that’s fair it’s too cold

cold water is different than ice water

[opaque shard]

Thieving stealing taking what's not yours taking what's not yours taking what's not yours

[rare yew]

I like the temperature of ice water but I don't like when water has ice in it

[hexed thunder]

but what if room temperature was cold huh

[fierce rain]

i like it cold from the tap

[rare yew]

it gets in the way

[acoustic geode]

Well if it's slightly below it is still good

[covert shuttle]

room temp. is 21 degrease celsious

[fierce rain]

this too!

[cinder wharf]

Ice water is way too cold

[hasty socket]

I eat ice

[lilac swan]

but ice water tastes like more fresh than normal water

[crimson pendant]

Yep

[hexed thunder]

i kill ice

[acoustic geode]

It is not water

Honestly

[long atlas]

i like drinking BOILING water because if i put a teabag in my mouth it makes tea IN my mouth

[covert shuttle]

if it doesnt hurt, i dont drink it

[supple sky]

i like tea

[strong prairie]

I like to be able to eat and crunch my water

[supple sky]

i will drink hot tea in the middle of summer

[hexed thunder]

if i kill a murderer do i still go to prison

[covert shuttle]

holy shi

[long atlas]

drink cactus

[lilac swan]

also when you drink it all you let it melt so it becomes water again

[covert shuttle]

cactus juice is my favorite

sour and bitter at the sametime

[rare yew]

I won't drink water if it's above room temperature UNLESS it's in tea or coffee or some other hot flavoured beverage

[cinder wharf]

Its still murder to murder a murderer

[long atlas]

not cactus juice just cactus

[fierce rain]

i like to drink water really fast. i’m chugger, not a sipper. because of this, the temperature of ice water shocks my system and makes it harder to drink for me.

[crimson pendant]

It’s giving me tu quoque ad hominem vibes

[hasty socket]

Who likes hot water?? Nobody

[crimson pendant]

Fiar. But chilly water not necessarily ice is still beyter

[rare yew]

yeah but it's like a cold internal shower, wakes you up

[long atlas]

HOT BEER AM I RIGHT OR AM I RIGHT

[acoustic geode]

I love it

All water drinkers do

[fierce rain]

i guess but i also almost always have a mint in my mouth soooo

[long atlas]

abk

[hasty socket]

GET THE FUCK OUT

[long atlas]

and literally only abk

[acoustic geode]

No one in the balatro server drinks water

Smh

[cinder wharf]

Who genuinely drinks hot kettle water

[fierce rain]

i don’t mind warm water, it’s not great but it’s not awful

[long atlas]

what do you expect from our community lmao

[hexed thunder]

can we all stop talking for like a minute and then we can keep on fighting

[covert shuttle]

well yah, imagine drink 50ºc regular water

[acoustic geode]

Should've known

[hexed thunder]

no ok

[hasty socket]

I want a voice channel so bad

[crimson pendant]

Can I have a mint

[long atlas]

I DRINK BOILING WATER TO MAKE TEA IN MY MOUTH

[fierce rain]

the only reason i dislike hot water is because i can taste the minerals in the water

[rare yew]

abk wants this

[covert shuttle]

i put little cactuses into my cactus jiuce

[acoustic geode]

Better than cold water still

[fierce rain]

sure, do you want a lifesavers green pack or blue pack

[lilac swan]

you only drink hot water when u got a cold or something and ur too lazy to make an actual drink

[crimson pendant]

Blu

[ionic hinge]

You guys are still on the water topic?!

[fierce rain]

or an excel breath mint

[grave gust]

Id rather have 0°K water

[hexed thunder]

localthunk, just shut this channel down for like a minute or two please so everyone calms tf down

[long atlas]

green is so much better and i stand by this

[fierce rain]

why

[rare yew]

why

[acoustic geode]

Not even possible

[hasty socket]

Local John balatro could we get a voice channel for a day pls

[fierce rain]

this is a fun debate

[rare yew]

yeah I'm having fun

[long atlas]

nah this funny

[fierce rain]

i’m quite enjoying this

[spice pollen]

Not for showering or drinking but swimming yes

[crimson pendant]

This is peak silly conflict

[rare yew]

we are goofin

[fierce rain]

this is the answer btw

[long atlas]

we should make a poll about hot or cold water and there will be a SINGLE vote for hot water

[hexed thunder]

we silly around

[rare yew]

best temp is 8 degrees C

no question

[hexed thunder]

i.. love sillying..

[rare yew]

ideal water temp

[acoustic geode]

The hot water drinkers have all been surpressed

[acoustic geode]

By the evil of cold waters

[ionic hinge]

I just bobcated my conveyors and you're still being goofy arguing about water?

[rare yew]

someone check on abk

[covert shuttle]

CIKD WATER RAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[rare yew]

literally shaking

[hexed thunder]

room temp IF room temp is cold

[ionic hinge]

I love this

[long atlas]

oh wow look at that

[hasty socket]

Follow the crowd

Damn

[long atlas]

give in to peer pressure abk

resistance is futile

[acoustic geode]

Where is my people💔

[ionic hinge]

The only reason I'll drink hot or boiling water is if I have to bear the elements for an extended amount of time like I used to have to do when I signal for my crane operator on the barges

[narrow garnet]

I think in between cold and room temp is ideall

[long atlas]

their mouths got burnt

[hexed thunder]

can we make this into a joker

[covert shuttle]

imagine drinking a 50ºc glass of MAGMA on a hot day bruhh

[rare yew]

abk literally loves this

[acoustic geode]

It is so cooling

[grave gust]

Warm water joker when

[long atlas]

water debate joker: gives everyone x100 mult EXCEPT abk

[long atlas]

bro i can guarantee cold water can cool you off faster and more efficiently 😭

[acoustic geode]

I don't play balatro anyway

[hasty socket]

WHAT

[rare yew]

Abk has played Balatro a median amount

[hexed thunder]

Cold Water: +30 Mult
Hot Water: -30 Mult

[hasty socket]

WHY ARE YOU HERE

[covert shuttle]

@acoustic geode do you drink lava by any chance? or do you think its to cold?

[fierce rain]

mr thunk please answer my poll i need your opinion on ice in soda/pop

[ionic hinge]

it gets so incredibly cold while standing on the completely metal barges that I put a hot water bottle in my pockets underneath all my layers just to stay warm

Like I worked outside in -25 degrees celsius weather

[covert shuttle]

guys, if you put ice into your drink, the flavor of the drink would intesify and the drink would be muchsweater and tasty

[ionic hinge]

For 5 to 7 hours straight

[hexed thunder]

localthunk is this an accurate enough prediction

[fierce rain]

it waters down the drink

[fierce rain]

and watering down is icky

[rare yew]

Is this why you wanted us to stop talking about water

[long atlas]

i drink mine too fast to justify putting ice in it (i drank an entire case of cream soda in one night)

[hexed thunder]

no fuck no

[hasty socket]

That sucks

[fierce rain]

oh god ew

[covert shuttle]

if you leave it alone for 30mins yeah

[hexed thunder]

I just wanted to stop talking about water

[fierce rain]

why

water is peak

[rare yew]

You can

[fierce rain]

nobody is making you talk about water btw

[hexed thunder]

I can!

[grave gust]

Just close out discord twin

[crimson pendant]

I think it’s art for the balala battle pass

[hasty socket]

will be a separate joker or one of the Gros Michel family?

[long atlas]

me when i get rabies:

[little moat]

OMG Thank you :>
-# But my birthday is in eight months.

[ionic hinge]

Does anyone want a picture of my boot?

[cinder wharf]

Ngl i prefer some drinks a little watered down

[tawny pasture]

speaking of water, its snowing outside, and we went outside. now i remember why i dont miss snow

[fierce rain]

this is also a valid thing

[covert shuttle]

drink some water folk, your liver is begging for some

[rare yew]

Your friend is a troll lmao

[fierce rain]

like ice in lemonade is peak

[desert zinc]

wait... is this a reference to hit game, Balatro?

[hexed thunder]

stay hydrated

[cinder wharf]

Yo my phone aint loading this what is this

[long atlas]

wish my friend localthunk a happy birthday! it’s his birthday in the next few days!

[fierce rain]

it’s doodoo ass

[hexed thunder]

ass prediction

[covert shuttle]

theres no snow where i live

[ionic hinge]

Rain is much worse than snow especially when you have to be outside in it all day

[grave gust]

This isn't tuff

[rare yew]

One thing better than cool water - cool electrolyte beverage on a hot summer day

[ionic hinge]

As soon as your inner clothes get wet you're screwed you can't insulate yourself

[long atlas]

rain is sooo nice imo top 5 weather

[acoustic geode]

Splash must be cold water with how bad it is

[quartz prairie]

hi!!

[desert zinc]

but is it?

[crimson pendant]

There are lik3 14 foot plow piles wheee I’m at

[long atlas]

especially when you’re trying to sleep

[rare yew]

Hello!

[grave gust]

No

[fierce rain]

i’m not a massive fan of electolyte beverages

[ionic hinge]

Rain is genuinely the worst thing to be in it's calming to watch but not when you're outside doing labor

[quartz prairie]

i've been playing balatro for some time and i really love the game, its absolutely fun

[desert zinc]

damn, sorry

[covert shuttle]

where do you live at, antartica?

[quartz prairie]

nice to meet you!

[little moat]

Thanks anyway, you're my idol
And yes, sometimes he's a bit of a troll, lol

[crimson pendant]

Radical sincerism😔

[long atlas]

no but it’s pretty darn close

[hexed thunder]

We all love each other so much

[grave gust]

Go play Minecraft

[lilac swan]

rain in winter sucks because it is cold and wet and sad

[long atlas]

florida

[covert shuttle]

south america?

[hexed thunder]

Why dont we all frolic in a sunflower field forever

[rare yew]

Rain is a top tier weather for sure

[grave gust]

Pollen

[rare yew]

Because that’s so much more boring than this

Conflict can be fun if the stakes are low

[cinder wharf]

Nah, i hate getting wet

[long atlas]

falling asleep to a thunderstorm>

[covert shuttle]

i went to florida in winter and non of those thays where even remotly cold

[rare yew]

Hellll yes

[hexed thunder]

White, Red, Green or Black?

[acoustic geode]

On the other hand i think cold showers > hot showers

[long atlas]

gold

[long atlas]

backwards water opinions

[rare yew]

Literally just trolling

Gotta time em out

I have to

[acoustic geode]

💔

[long atlas]

ragebait too good 💔

[rare yew]

My finger is hovering over the big red ban button

[grave gust]

Hell nah what the fuck

[hexed thunder]

so why dont you DRINK the water in the cold shower huh

[hasty socket]

can you kiss water

[covert shuttle]

im taking cold showers cause i cant afford the gas bills

[tawny pasture]

big red ban button. top 5 button of all time.

[grave gust]

If it consents

[cinder wharf]

What do you guys think about cucumber water

[quartz prairie]

no why

[rare yew]

Refreshing

[quartz prairie]

just why

[long atlas]

lowkey actually really good

[acoustic geode]

I like cold showers

[hexed thunder]

4. the button from that one episode of regular show

[acoustic geode]

So refreshing

[quartz prairie]

never tried it

[lilac swan]

i think baths > showers

[crimson pendant]

My boy pirho did nothing wrong😭

[rare yew]

Oh no

[quartz prairie]

insert twitter cold shower thread

[covert shuttle]

i like eating cucumber fresh from the ground is the most refreshing fruit oat

[grave gust]

Only reason I even take cold showers is because my hair is dyed

[tawny pasture]

cucumber water and lemon water are so nice

[rare yew]

Cucumber is a goated snack

[ionic hinge]

Did they just say they like cold showers?!

[crimson pendant]

Guys

Do I play Fortnite

Or balala

[covert shuttle]

fr

[hexed thunder]

we should make it a joker

[long atlas]

baths if you want a relaxing experience but shower is overall quicker and more efficient

[tawny pasture]

its my favorite ||vegetable|| fruit

[rare yew]

Why you keep trying to make this about Balatro

[long atlas]

CAN WE AGREE PITAYA IS OVERRATED

[quartz prairie]

gold showers

[hexed thunder]

sorry john balala

[acoustic geode]

Hot water does make me feel cleaner but i take cold showers for fun

[ionic hinge]

That's disgusting

[hasty socket]

Fans are like this

[grave gust]

I told him general chat was popping off and he posted cringe

[tawny pasture]

my grandparents used to just keep a bowl of pickles in vinegar on the counter and wed have little 1 day pickle chips

[hexed thunder]

im gonna be better

[long atlas]

for you uncultured it’s also known as dragonfruit

[rare yew]

Dragonfruit is overrated

[hexed thunder]

anyways do y'all like cats

[acoustic geode]

True

[rare yew]

It looks so much more delicious than it is

[quartz prairie]

dragonfruit is overrated yea

[hasty socket]

There's splash as a joker already

[quartz prairie]

it actually sucks

[ionic hinge]

I've never eaten an actual dragon fruit

[hexed thunder]

never even had dragonfruit

[long atlas]

thank you no one ever agrees with me on this

[crimson pendant]

What cringe😭

[covert shuttle]

thats what a masochist would say

[opaque shard]

I heard there's different types

[tawny pasture]

regular oranges are low on the list for me. but i love clementines

[long atlas]

the gold and red ones have more flavor but it’s still kinda overrated

[cinder wharf]

All this talk about fruits gets me thinking, we should really add a fruit joker, like a banana

[crimson pendant]

I think cold showers can be good but I don’t take them for fun tbh

[covert shuttle]

the best fruit is green grape

[rare yew]

I’ve had 2 types, the white one and the purple/pink one

[acoustic geode]

I promise you i am a perfectly sane and functioning member of society

[quartz prairie]

what do you guys think about waffles

[hexed thunder]

literally 2

[long atlas]

best fruit of all time imo

[ionic hinge]

I think pineapple is overrated the texture is just disgusting although I don't really mind it taste

[plain rivet]

goated opinion, i love those

[grave gust]

This

[tawny pasture]

the effort to return on oranges is much lower than with the halos

[crimson pendant]

No pomegranate

[ionic hinge]

It's kind of like that stringy texture I hate

[hexed thunder]

i think i might be extrememly uncultured

[long atlas]

there’s also a gold one

[crimson pendant]

Literally pomegranate is the best fruit

I cut them open

[covert shuttle]

the devil is in the details

[crimson pendant]

And eat them like oranges

[ionic hinge]

No no no no pomegranates

[rare yew]

Pineapple is my all time fav fruit. I had some today

[lilac swan]

razzberries are like top 5 fruits i think

[hasty socket]

Ananas and coconut are the best imo

[long atlas]

pomegranates up there but the seed part tastes funky

[crimson pendant]

The white stuff is a nice contrast to the seeds

[rare yew]

Pineapple destroys all other fruits

[hexed thunder]

tomato best fruit

[rare yew]

Nothing beats a perfectly ripe pineapple

[acoustic geode]

Oh yeah

[tawny pasture]

fresh cold pineapple clears

[grave gust]

🍎

[acoustic geode]

I love tomatoes

I can just munch on them

[hasty socket]

(Ananas = pineapple)

[crimson pendant]

Poneganit

[long atlas]

ohhh yeah that’s true

[ionic hinge]

Bananas are pretty tasty

[hasty socket]

Pineapple it's fresh

[covert shuttle]

i have a trauma with pineapples and i dont like it becouse of that

[ionic hinge]

Oranges are pretty good I absolutely utterly despise cantaloupe

[opaque shard]

I like mangos

[ionic hinge]

It's absolutely disgusting to me

[acoustic geode]

A bit too sweet

[crimson pendant]

This is a death penalty worthy offense imo

[long atlas]

mango… say that again…

[hexed thunder]

my language says "ananas" for pineapple
what language do i speak

[acoustic geode]

????

[opaque shard]

Mangos

[crimson pendant]

I like mangos

[rare yew]

Tomatoes are great

[covert shuttle]

spanish, or portugees

[rare yew]

I made fresh tomato soup for dinner last night

[grave gust]

Spanish or Portuguese I dont remember

[hexed thunder]

no,,

[tawny pasture]

cantaloupe is the lacroix of the fruit/melon world.

[hexed thunder]

no,,

[rare yew]

And grilled cheese sandwiches to dip

[long atlas]

tomatoes are good but as a snack is diabolical

[plain rivet]

arabic is also a possibility, at least classical arabic

[crimson pendant]

Sorry wrong reply tomato’s are goated but raw without salt and pepper is a sin

[ionic hinge]

That reminds me of the you're so Portuguese Markiplier cat meme

[acoustic geode]

I love just slicing them and eat them like that

[covert shuttle]

i love eating tomatos man its like the juciest and most sweet fruit ever

[long atlas]

honeydew is the sprite of it

[tawny pasture]

i got some gruyere in the fridge and some italian bread. might be grilled cheese time

[grave gust]

Market pliers

[crimson pendant]

Hmmmm

I can see the vision

I thought you meant eating them like apples

No bueno

[lilac swan]

i kinda hate tomatoes unles theyre in a red sauce or something

[acoustic geode]

I mean i do too

[ionic hinge]

Watermelon is delicious but I don't like watermelon flavored things that much.

[crimson pendant]

I honestly can’t judge u with how i eat pomigrnt

[hasty socket]

Abk is the type guy who says that food is overrated

[grave gust]

Apples are best

[tawny pasture]

i get more flavor from honey dew i feel but theyre very close to me. watermelon is the best melon. Its tied with pineapple for most refreshing on a hot day

[ionic hinge]

Watermelon is great kind of like edible water cubes

[acoustic geode]

Why do i keep catching strays

[hexed thunder]

anyways do y'all like cats

[ionic hinge]

I still can't do the texture of pineapple

[rare yew]

Because you’re rage baiting for attention

[covert shuttle]

i eat whole apples, i dont throw them away, i eat its core very happily

[crimson pendant]

Cats dogs?

[ionic hinge]

Not that pineapple is bad.

[sacred shell]

ayo egg joker

[long atlas]

your water opinions are trash so it’s safe to assume your food opinions are too

[acoustic geode]

I am not
It's easier to ragebait with a joker tier list

[crimson pendant]

Don’t the seeds contain cyanide?

[plain rivet]

i love cats

[ionic hinge]

Not nearly enough to kill you

[rare yew]

I thought you didn’t play Balatro

[covert shuttle]

yeah but it only affects ordinaty humans

[acoustic geode]

Which is why it's easy to ragebait with it

[long atlas]

bloodstone opinions are the duality of man

[hexed thunder]

NOBODY plays balatro here lets be real

[acoustic geode]

[ionic hinge]

They are a liar ban them.

Who would lie?

[grave gust]

Im currently playing balatro

[hasty socket]

I play it

[covert shuttle]

+only if you eat like 50 apples in a day will affect you

[long atlas]

doctors worst nightmare

[rare yew]

I timed Pedro out because he was spamming emotes and I warned him now he’s emailing me

[hasty socket]

Why would I speak to the creator of the game if I didn't play it

[covert shuttle]

did you know bananas are radioactive?

[acoustic geode]

There i opened balatro

[rare yew]

Pedro if you’re reading this you know what you did

[long atlas]

what’s bro saying 😭

[crimson pendant]

Same lol

[covert shuttle]

bro let lili bro have sum fun

[rare yew]

It was only an hour

I just didn’t want to chat through spam

It was nice, we had a light discussion about water

[covert shuttle]

poor lil guy man

[crimson pendant]

This is the first step to the Balatro dictatorship😔

[tawny pasture]

dear thunk,

its been minutes since we last spoke in the discord. I hope youre well 💯 🤣 🍎

[crimson pendant]

We should have a funeral

[grave gust]

Rate the setup

[hasty socket]

dear thunk,

🥀🥀🎉😊🎊😭😇✂️😍❤️😊🎉✂️🌹🙏
-Pedro

[grave gust]

Ban him

[long atlas]

it IS a dictatorship

[covert shuttle]

rest in peace Pedro

[hasty socket]

IT WAS A JOKE OF THE EMAIL

[rare yew]

I’ll in time him out since I’m leaving now

Time him IN I mean

[hexed thunder]

well that explains something

[acoustic geode]

Hope you get brainfreeze from the cold water

[long atlas]

looking left cuz dis ain’t right ✌️

[grave gust]

Hope you melt your bowels

[crimson pendant]

Hope you end up in some hot water /j

[hexed thunder]

I hope NOBODY dies because y'all are awesome 🫀

[long atlas]

ok i feel like we’re unintentionally sending death threats to abk

[hasty socket]

Hope you eat stinky watah

[ionic hinge]

I accidentally just ate my table where am I going to put on my miscellaneous objects now

[grave gust]

Eat them

[crimson pendant]

🫂

[long atlas]

let’s agree to disagree and be equals or at least NOT unintentionally send death threats

[hexed thunder]

lets all hug and be best friends forever

[long atlas]

never said that i just want to de escalate

[icy patrol]

Why I canna talk I was half an hour short

[covert shuttle]

hope your liver malfunctions and you have to require 8 syringes injected into your body to be able to drink water in a hospital bed for the rest of your life

[rare yew]

I timed you in

[covert shuttle]

thank you

[hasty socket]

What Pedro was tho?

[acoustic geode]

[crimson pendant]

Abk don’t serve this hate😭

[long atlas]

gang hot water enjoyers don’t deserve death threats imma be so fr

[covert shuttle]

i typed this with love man! i want company in this hospital

[crimson pendant]

Noooo are u ok?

[acoustic geode]

Average cold water drinker

[fiery orchid]

who else enjoys making gloves out of old dirty underwear and giving them to people as gifts

[hasty socket]

We're arguing about water

WATER

[hexed thunder]

cheese

[hasty socket]

FEET

PICS

EVERYONE

[hexed thunder]

how about cheese pics

[lilac swan]

what

[covert shuttle]

yeah im fine im just having the best 1 hour of my life befor i reach another real of reality(im fine tho its just joke)

[crimson pendant]

Whats up? Oh am I stupid we’re u joking about being in the hospital?

[long atlas]

it’s where the sky is ✌️

[covert shuttle]

yeh lol

[fiery orchid]

who tf is someone

[grave gust]

Message

[grave gust]

Idk someone

[crimson pendant]

AH

[hexed thunder]

imagine cheese but instead of milk its made from water

[crimson pendant]

polychrome dagger

[long atlas]

yo who’s horse is this

[crimson pendant]

External

[hasty socket]

Person above me gives feet pics

[crimson pendant]

Eternal

Ante two

[grave gust]

Woah

[crimson pendant]

I gotta do it

[covert shuttle]

dont worry guys im fine im not in a hospital bed

yet

[tawny pasture]

thats most boxed mac and cheese

[fiery orchid]

i'm by myself

not owned

[opaque shard]

Imagine cheese made of banana milk

[long atlas]

dw little horsey i’ll find you a nice home

[grave gust]

Stable*

[icy patrol]

Horse 🐴

[ionic hinge]

We should kill the horse.

[hexed thunder]

we would be blind if our immune system knew we had eyes

[covert shuttle]

imagine ice but instead of ice was cold cheese

[long atlas]

yes a stable home is preferred we don’t want an unstable one now do we

[fiery orchid]

i have enough power to erase 2 galaxies in an instant

[hexed thunder]

lactose intolerance technically doesnt exist

[grave gust]

Horses go in stables

[grave gust]

Just tolerate it

[long atlas]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IM LOOKING FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER ON THIS LOVELY PRIZE WINNING HORSE

[ionic hinge]

Only two galaxies?

[covert shuttle]

@acoustic geode although you like drinking fresh magma from the center of the earth, i think your cool 🫂

[long atlas]

gng i feel like we missed the joke ✌️

[grave gust]

1 joker

[hexed thunder]

since lactose doesnt have anything you can be intolerant to i think

[long atlas]

1 joker 1 joker 1joker do i see 2 jokers?

[covert shuttle]

dude, lets kill the horse

[covert shuttle]

2 jokers!!

[grave gust]

3 jokers

[long atlas]

3 jokers!

do i see 4?

[covert shuttle]

6...,no 7 jokers!!

[fiery orchid]

i'm immortal

[little moat]

First blind and I got DNA lol

[grave gust]

8 jokers

[rare yew]

Let’s eat the horse

[halcyon wolf]

death

[opaque shard]

1 joker, 2 jokers, green joker, blue joker

[ionic hinge]

Technically that is impossible.

[fiery orchid]

i taste bad

[rare yew]

I don’t care

[long atlas]

8 jokers! holy cannoli do i see 9?

[covert shuttle]

thats ilegal

[ionic hinge]

You can't experience time while being immortal.

[covert shuttle]

nanienf jokers!

[halcyon wolf]

lets borse the horse

[opaque shard]

Dude, let's eat the horse
I'm so hungry, Finn

[grave gust]

Yes you can

[long atlas]

going once

going twice

[halcyon wolf]

15 jokers

[ionic hinge]

You're going to violate the laws of thermodynamics then

[lilac swan]

well ur intolerant to the lactose itself because you dont have the stuff in ur gut that breaks it down right

[rigid night]

I would actually try basashi (Japanese horse dish)

[ionic hinge]

Don't do that.

[long atlas]

15 wonderful jokers! any higher bids ladies and gentlemen?

[opaque shard]

13 jokers by Worthikids

[halcyon wolf]

2 negative jokers

[ionic hinge]

Because if you do. Well... The consequences would be immeasurable.

[fiery orchid]

then i will back kick you

[long atlas]

going once, going twice

[long atlas]

SOLD! to the wonderful man with 15 jokers

[halcyon wolf]

WOOHOO!

[ionic hinge]

You're selling Jokers isn't that like against the law?!

[rare yew]

🍴 😋

[ionic hinge]

Jokers are people too...

[split wyvern]

Guys I won my first game today

[rigid night]

They're all Jolly

[long atlas]

oh sorry looks like thunk just ate your horse remember no refunds okay bye!

[rare yew]

Congratulations!!

[cinder wharf]

Congratulations

[grave gust]

Woohoo

[icy patrol]

yo that's cool!

[halcyon wolf]

come back here

[rare yew]

Everyone congratulate Deku

[long atlas]

w deku! may many more come your way

[hasty socket]

Localthunk who's king is the joker serving as a jester

[fiery orchid]

he is ready to beat the black deck gold stake

[ionic hinge]

||except flower pot||

[rigid night]

Way to go! We're here if you have questions about the game as you advance

[long atlas]

take it up with thunk not the house bro we ain’t do nothing to your horse.

[grave gust]

You can use flower pot now

[halcyon wolf]

good job, be ready for hell

[split wyvern]

You guys are way more supportive than the gc

[covert shuttle]

the second law of thermodynamics says in any energy transfer, total entropy of an isolated system always increases, wich means everything tends to chaos and disorder. we just have to wait for the horse to give hes last breath and wait for his corpse to wither

[grave gust]

We are talking about eating a horse

[halcyon wolf]

mr thunk please throw up my horse i need him 💔

[icy patrol]

and the ?

[split wyvern]

Wha- what?

[fiery orchid]

EATING MEEE?????!!!!!

[ionic hinge]

Exactly my point my friend

[grave gust]

Read up

[long atlas]

please thunk i need this my wallet is kinda joker less

[ionic hinge]

Egg is very useful what?

[split wyvern]

I meant for my win

Y'all are more supportive than my gc

[covert shuttle]

ggs

[hasty socket]

EAT THE HORSE

[long atlas]

oh nevermind your horse is back okay enjoy it mr bombler!

[ionic hinge]

Eat the horse

[rare yew]

(What’s a gc am I dumb)

[halcyon wolf]

i live with my bloodstone

[halcyon wolf]

group chat

[ionic hinge]

Group chat maybe?

[rigid night]

This place is shitpost central, but we're supportive

[split wyvern]

Group chat

[icy patrol]

Delicious

[halcyon wolf]

YAY, HONSE

[covert shuttle]

no, we will just way for you to perish by the second law of thermodynamics

[grave gust]

We can't hate while eating, just like 10 minutes ago we were hating on @acoustic geode

[fiery orchid]

i will fight back

and fart in the process of fighting back

[ionic hinge]

You can't fight the second law of thermodynamics

[covert shuttle]

you cant ficht change @fiery orchid

[split wyvern]

Type shit ig

[grave gust]

For liking warm water

[long atlas]

they were a hot water drinker so it was justified

[ionic hinge]

It's the most powerful law and one that we hope is the most stable

[split wyvern]

Okay yeah what the fuck

[rare yew]

Deku tell your group chat I disapprove of their lack of support for their friend, especially for such a great achievement

[cinder wharf]

shit ig

[long atlas]

and a cold shower enjoyer

[ionic hinge]

You talk to the one I find the most fascinating

[split wyvern]

Okay dude

[long atlas]

first win of the day is the most important

[icy patrol]

@split wyvern well manga

[covert shuttle]

i think i might change my pfp

[split wyvern]

Oh?

[hasty socket]

Congratulations deku BTW this game is hard

[grave gust]

Wait nvm ai bad

[rare yew]

We are all proud of you Deku

[grave gust]

Big learning curve

[long atlas]

W TAKE! FUCK AI!

[ionic hinge]

Congratulations deku.

[split wyvern]

First win ever btw

[covert shuttle]

new pfp gang

[ionic hinge]

Woohoo

Clap clap clap

[long atlas]

AYYY THATS EVEN BETTER

NOW YOU HAVE BLUEPRINT AND A CRIPPLING BALATRO ADDICTION WELCOME TO THE CLUB

[umbral hamlet]

hello guys

[ionic hinge]

Anyway have I ever told the story where I almost died choking on a water bottle cap?

[grave gust]

I hate the needle

[grave gust]

Sup

[covert shuttle]

thats peak brooo, with wich jokers did you win?

[fiery orchid]

that is extremely niche

[icy patrol]

Hi

[umbral hamlet]

finally i can talk

[rare yew]

Hello did you hear the big news? Deku just won his first run

[split wyvern]

Uh

[rigid night]

You get Blueprint (actually one of the best Jokers in the game) and Flower Pot (one of the worst)

[umbral hamlet]

for 3 weeks i cant tslk

[split wyvern]

Yeah

[icy patrol]

yo what did happen

[ionic hinge]

I was all by myself on a hot summer day so I grabbed a bottle of water and I was walking alone in my warehouse and then I opened the water bottle with my mouth and it fell down my esophagus.

[grave gust]

Was the water warm or cold

[ionic hinge]

Slightly cold it was in the refrigerator

[grave gust]

Oh phew

[ionic hinge]

But it was in my pocket for a while as well

[rigid night]

Important questions here

[hasty socket]

Deku play the game at 2x to play it more in less time

[rigid night]

Or 4x

[ionic hinge]

People actually play the game at 1X speed?

[icy patrol]

4x

[rare yew]

New players ofc

[fiery orchid]

i usually use a mod to play on x16

[icy patrol]

wow

[ionic hinge]

16 is a little too much

Not as satisfying

[rare yew]

If you’ve never seen the game before 1X is good so you can understand what’s happening on the screen

[grave gust]

Hey on my old laptop it could only run .5x with no animations

[icy patrol]

[crimson pendant]

Entropy horse = his gibb energy minus his enthalp all over that temp frfr

[grave gust]

Torture

[rare yew]

Hooooooly what a gamer

[covert shuttle]

niceee

[rare yew]

Knife first win

[rigid night]

That's definitely a setup

[rigid night]

Polychrome too

[fiery orchid]

yeah you need to learn more

[icy patrol]

Retro Joker underrated

[rare yew]

Bro horse be supportive

That’s rude

[split wyvern]

I agree with everyone else I wanna eat you too

[hasty socket]

Lmaoo

[ionic hinge]

There we go deku

[rare yew]

Deku the goat honestly

[tacit sparrow]

Hi

[acoustic geode]

Is this a safe time to come out again

[ionic hinge]

No

[hasty socket]

My mom is making me do the table I'm fucking 15

[ionic hinge]

It's never safe

[grave gust]

Cool down

[icy patrol]

Hiii

[hasty socket]

Lazy ass mother

[long atlas]

honestly not bad of a setup for a first win. definitely more to be improved but w win

[grave gust]

Im also 15

[fiery orchid]

i just want him to improve yk

[acoustic geode]

I will with my hot water

[split wyvern]

No you psychopath

[rare yew]

That sounds like a reasonable age to do the table

[covert shuttle]

why cant it gif bruuh+

[grave gust]

Unscientist

[rare yew]

Also if you are 15 that’s against TOS isn’t it

[long atlas]

yes but you’re on thin ice pal. we won’t forget.

[rare yew]

Isn’t it 16 plus?

[grave gust]

13+

[acoustic geode]

Is it not 13

[long atlas]

server or discord in general

[hasty socket]

I'm just lazy nvm

[ionic hinge]

Literally children I'm growing up too much

[rare yew]

Discord in general

[long atlas]

discord is 13+ if i remember correctly

[tribal knoll]

discord tos is 13 afaik

[rigid night]

You have econ from Golden, but accessing the shop is pretty important, so Throwback isn't the greatest xMult option because it encourages skipping.

[acoustic geode]

Perish his jimbo

[ionic hinge]

Can you murder the crypto scammer

Good job localthunk

[rare yew]

I murdered him violently

[median elm]

brutal

[long atlas]

canio when there’s a face card:

[ionic hinge]

Was there knives and bloods and spikes and it?blood

[rigid night]

That's why I just got The Arm

[surreal canyon]

mom opend plz

[hasty socket]

I don't care my age balatro is for everyone so

[surreal canyon]

vrong chat srry

[acoustic geode]

Took off the server tag since no one drinks water here

[long atlas]

hey i got the head no way!

[split wyvern]

I made my Discord account when I was 13

[acoustic geode]

Smh

[covert shuttle]

''yo dagger what did you do to the egg ???''

[split wyvern]

I'm 17 now for the record

[restive knot]

What the tuna

[icy patrol]

what the-

[cinder wharf]

I made mine when i was 10

[ionic hinge]

I am 24. My back is going to start hurting soon I'm just waiting for it

[split wyvern]

Damn

[fiery orchid]

localthunk make a whatsapp group

[rigid night]

I made mine at 16. I'm 23

[long atlas]

give it a year

[split wyvern]

I forgot old people existed

[acoustic geode]

Yall young

[restive knot]

based

[rare yew]

I made my first discord account for Balatro to make this server lmao

[long atlas]

how do we tell him about thunk

[icy patrol]

anarchic

[rare yew]

When I was 28

[halcyon wolf]

how old are ye

[acoustic geode]

Huh

[split wyvern]

Thunk isn't old he's just wise

[rare yew]

I am unc

[ionic hinge]

At least I'm not older than localthunk. That would have made me awfully depressed

[restive knot]

Mr balatro i'm softlocked help me

[long atlas]

localunc

[covert shuttle]

you reached unc status

[grave gust]

How

[split wyvern]

Damn

[fiery orchid]

how was the life with the dinosaurs twin

[long atlas]

localunc status

[median elm]

local unc is incredible

[halcyon wolf]

local thunc

[grave gust]

How you softlock in a roguelite

[hasty socket]

Balbro

[rare yew]

Isn’t your lifespan like 30 years

[rigid night]

His favorite letter is thorn. I got a 1-hour mute for spelling his name with one

[acoustic geode]

Less

[grave gust]

Dumb bih

[fiery orchid]

at least i dont live to see myself get back pain

[covert shuttle]

thron??? man you know ball

[fiery orchid]

and pay taxes

[long atlas]

don’t most horses get euthanized when they break their leg

[long atlas]

i don’t wanna hear it bro ✌️

[rigid night]

You do if a fat guy rides you

[ionic hinge]

I think the same thing would happen to a human

[fiery orchid]

run at my max speed and jump max height to scare his ahh

[rare yew]

Running towards what the glue factory

[median elm]

😭

[split wyvern]

Damn

[icy patrol]

I

am

hungry

[long atlas]

violin bow factory 🥀

[rare yew]

This is because he was rude to Deku btw

[split wyvern]

I'm witnessing top tier entertainment

[grave gust]

Eat horse