🎙・server-chat

[icy patrol]

Buff Canio, Canio is the worst legendery I think

[rare yew]

Bye skinkina

[glad oriole]

yes it is

[glad oriole]

nooo

i had to

the cobtext

[rare yew]

I did warn you

[obsidian blaze]

ave you ever played Paperback

[glad oriole]

you did true

[long atlas]

personally i’d say yorick

[cedar echo]

Wait did my cat become a dog-

[glad oriole]

no

[tranquil sparrow]

I disagree!!! (Not biased)

[rare yew]

Gotta do it sorry 1 hr

[glad oriole]

sorry thunk

pls

:(

[ionic hinge]

Kill them

[glad oriole]

im talking in offtopic

[acoustic geode]

Triboulet

[tranquil sparrow]

Okay in seriousness though, artwork is not the worst, effect wise it is OK

[ionic hinge]

kill them now.

[glad oriole]

nute is serverwide

[tame mango]

YoRick is the least fun to play with for me

[tranquil sparrow]

Worst artwork I would think is Triboulet

[compact stump]

hii

[rotund crypt]

Yea I personally likes cats more anyways

[tranquil sparrow]

Out of the legendary jokers

[rare yew]

Actions have consequences I unno

[glad oriole]

punishment worde than death

[icy patrol]

PERKEO

[cedar echo]

You would think that

[glad oriole]

ilk stop talking here

[ionic hinge]

Do it.

[long atlas]

trib is very situational really only good with photochad so i see where you’re coming from

never understood chicot hate

[tranquil sparrow]

I think Perkeo is well done and has a good amount of shading

[rare yew]

I like when you are here contributing to discussion that’s all

[tranquil sparrow]

I think Triboulet isn't... as good as the others

In my personal opinion

[glad oriole]

i can do that

[acoustic geode]

True

[cedar echo]

My fav is Yorick

Imo

[ionic hinge]

No not a happy ending darn

[obsidian blaze]

get a load of this guy

[tranquil sparrow]

Yorick is fine but also lacks shading

[twin prairie]

perkeo looks like a cool guy

[tranquil sparrow]

Like

[icy patrol]

Chicot

[obsidian blaze]

Yorick Sucks

[long atlas]

i think either trib or rick are the worst abilitywise

[compact stump]

my fav is perkeo

[tranquil sparrow]

A lot of jokers don't have a large amount of shading, and that is not an issue at all

[long atlas]

perkeo campfire 🤤

[icy patrol]

YORICK IS THE 2ND BEST LEGENDARY

[cedar echo]

Yorick is the best legendary for gold stake

[tranquil sparrow]

Typically there is more shading towards the bottom of the joker artwork than the top

[sonic cypress]

perkeo tarot🥹

[acoustic geode]

Yorick is almost a guaranteed win

[long atlas]

imo rick scales too slowly but i’m a flush spammer so what do i know

[rare yew]

I’m not changing any of the art for 1.1

I don’t think

[rotund crypt]

You like Philosophy, right?

[rare yew]

Nothing comes to mind

[twin prairie]

polychrome pants is one of the best arts

[cedar echo]

I just did a bottle flip chat

[rare yew]

Wat

[obsidian blaze]

you should make a little renhancement

[icy patrol]

I prefiere Triboulet

[tepid charm]

Nah, i know whenever you appear The hanged man never appears

[obsidian blaze]

at common cards

[cedar echo]

[ionic hinge]

can one know Nothing?

[storm karma]

trib?

[long atlas]

if you did there should be an option to revert to 1.0 art in a way that the friends of jimbo does it

[compact stump]

I think changing the art of anything atp is a risky move, everyone is used to what we have

[tribal knoll]

i think with the -1 discard generally yorick scales way slower compared to canio

[long atlas]

trib is kinda situational really only good with photochad

[rare yew]

I don’t think anything is changing in terms of art

[tribal knoll]

i would rather get a canio than a yorick in gold stake

[rare yew]

Just new stuff

[tribal knoll]

overall chicot is pretty damn good

[icy patrol]

yo I know but Trib keep being the best

[long atlas]

W THUNK

[wintry halo]

what about some of the joker art you "like the least"

[twin prairie]

I heard 1.1 finds you a local job

[storm karma]

chicot my favorite legendary

[rare yew]

Oh possibly a renewed driver license

[icy patrol]

Chicot aura's uncontrollable

[long atlas]

if 45 minutes away is local 😞

[acoustic geode]

Negative castle is still the best art in the game

[icy patrol]

Chicot auras' is infinite

[compact stump]

Have you thought about new editions and if so, how they will look?

[ionic hinge]

my ribcage hurts

[twin prairie]

no spoilers

[ionic hinge]

maybe i should eat somethimg

[long atlas]

new art or did jen just renew it

[tranquil sparrow]

🛢️ watch out Ill spill this oil

[icy patrol]

Chicot is not better than Jimbo,

True?

[swift fulcrum]

can we get meat boy in customize deck tab

😁

[glad oriole]

wtf canio i thought you were the goat

[long atlas]

he can’t confirm collabs 😞

[swift fulcrum]

😢

[long atlas]

till they come out at least

[icy patrol]

The goat are Trib and Chicot 😭

[compact stump]

yorick

[glad oriole]

blegh

[tranquil sparrow]

I am not a goat, I am a human behind a screen who decided to make his online appearance to be Canio

[swift fulcrum]

i mean isaac is in there

soo

[compact stump]

so, the goat.

[rare yew]

I do chat with Ed McMillen from time to time

He’s a cool man

[long atlas]

where’s the StM glaze that’s the real goat of balatro everyone give shoot the moons some love

[tranquil sparrow]

[swift fulcrum]

cool

[glad oriole]

epic

[icy patrol]

Philosophically speaking...

[twin prairie]

lowkey flex

[glad oriole]

cantbwait for mewgenics

[long atlas]

how’d you get to know him?

[tranquil sparrow]

Demonstrably so!

[swift fulcrum]

i forgot about this game!

[rare yew]

One of the best parts of the job getting to meet and chat with cool devs I like

[swift fulcrum]

it looks good tho

[glad oriole]

a new trailer released somewhat recently

[icy patrol]

this chat is caos

[swift fulcrum]

yeah ik

[ionic hinge]

have a good day mr localthunk i eat food then i go to bed i just need to find my eyes.

[twin prairie]

there's gotta be a super secret Discord they all hang out in

[compact stump]

i though the saaame

[long atlas]

some kinda… indie dev friend group circle…

[glad oriole]

you onto something

[twin prairie]

I bet Tim Heidecker is in it too

[long atlas]

i’ll be a famous indie dev and tell all of you

[ionic hinge]

(i am legally blind without my glasses)

[feral nymph]

long time smogon member lol

[tranquil sparrow]

I mean, game devs already have something in common, its not a stretch that a group of game developers have spaces where they just. Hang out

[long atlas]

unless they swear me to secrecy

[glad oriole]

one day ill be a famous indie dev

[feral nymph]

I hosted Pokemon Showdown on my laptop for a few hours in its heyday

[tranquil sparrow]

Yeee I checked, didnt realize you were SDC lol. I host the smogon Community playthroughs

[twin prairie]

how dare you apply logic to this

[rare yew]

Most of the big devs I’ve talked to are pretty hard to get ahold of for reasons that are obvious if you think about it for a second or two

[icy patrol]

[tranquil sparrow]

You're right. I'm sorry :(

Please forgive me.

[twin prairie]

restraining orders

[long atlas]

they probably all go to the state fair together and eat cotton candy and ride ferris wheels

[icy patrol]

Local check #1155557846805643434 fisrt time in your life

[rare yew]

Legitimately lol yes

[rare yew]

Ew no

[icy patrol]

[long atlas]

who on this green earth 🙏

[swift fulcrum]

bro talks in emojis

[icy patrol]

ye I love the Mr Bones emoji

[rare yew]

That’s Señor Huesos

[swift fulcrum]

wow!

[icy patrol]

A Ñ!

[long atlas]

hi señor huesos

[swift fulcrum]

añañin

[rare yew]

I Stan my Spanish speaking friends

[swift fulcrum]

stan and kyle

[tranquil sparrow]

Not that I want to currently contact a Moderator, but if I need to report a user, does anyone know how I'd do so?

[long atlas]

which language do you stan the most thunk

[swift fulcrum]

ughhhh i can't send stickers

that's lame...

[rare yew]

I mean it’s gotta be English by default, unfortunately

[rare yew]

No it’s based

[icy patrol]

[rare yew]

Stickers suck

[compact stump]

what abt second language?

[long atlas]

goated answer

[swift fulcrum]

stickers r funny i use them ironically

[rare yew]

Use them elsewhere

[swift fulcrum]

boring

[icy patrol]

[swift fulcrum]

rolls eyes

[long atlas]

that’s why we have english class is so we can learn english as our first AND second language

[rare yew]

This is bait

[regal aspen]

Hello my friends

[tranquil sparrow]

You need to earn a gold sticker from the class

[tranquil sparrow]

Hello, hello!

[icy patrol]

HELLOOOO

[compact stump]

wat

[long atlas]

hi hello

[ionic hinge]

i accdiently recorded 80 hours of the balatro main menu.

[rare yew]

Hello! Hope you are having a splendid day

[icy patrol]

hello @regal aspen

[feral nymph]

English (formal)
English (aggressive)

[compact stump]

lol

[swift fulcrum]

upload it to youtube as the longest balatro gameplay ever

[long atlas]

can’t forget english (passive aggressive)

i like that one

[tranquil sparrow]

English (passive aggressive) is the secret language

[feral nymph]

also English (inappropriate)

[tranquil sparrow]

You need to play it in order to unlock it

[swift fulcrum]

English (safe)

[icy patrol]

trilingual people are genius?

[rare yew]

Ok real answer I actually want to learn Spanish, I am going to take lessons this year

[long atlas]

depends which languages

[ionic hinge]

sadly i just deleted it

[twin prairie]

rosetta stone

[icy patrol]

🆗

[tranquil sparrow]

First time I saw this I audibly replied "hi literally a fool, I'm an idiot"

[long atlas]

i learned and am fluent in asl my favorite language which i don’t even need to speak

[swift fulcrum]

awh

[rare yew]

How do you learn a language as an adult chat

Lessons?

Certainly not the owl

[wise lantern]

Rosetta Stone?

[swift fulcrum]

idk i just know english because i know

[twin prairie]

duolingo has mixed reviews

[swift fulcrum]

idk how i did learn it

[long atlas]

literally just abt to say the owl doesn’t help

[icy patrol]

I leraned speak Italian and Portuguese but I forgot both

[feral nymph]

combination of lessons and speaking naturally

[twin prairie]

I genuinely loved Rosetta Stone

[compact stump]

same

[ionic hinge]

okay i ate some fruit snacks and now sleep.

[long atlas]

honestly professional guidance especially if you have friends who speak it

[swift fulcrum]

the only thing i learned by myself was slang

wumpus laugh sticker

[rare yew]

I can call up LouisF

He’s from Spain

[twin prairie]

local, take a year of lessons and then go visit Mexico City

[long atlas]

yes that works!

[icy patrol]

I am hungry

[feral nymph]

like you can learn it via lessons all you want but you're not gonna really learn it until you start speaking it regularly

[rare yew]

That sounds amazing

[proper spear]

get food then

[tranquil sparrow]

Coding languages I have self taught by going through github

Languages like Spanish, I took classes for a year, also just a matter of practising word usage and specific mannerisms

[icy patrol]

but its the 1am

[long atlas]

yes going abroad is also a great way to learn because you pick up fast

[icy patrol]

My parents are sleeping

[compact stump]

Trust local go to andalucía in spain, won’t regret it

[rare yew]

Other than being somewhere that speaks Spanish, can you practice the language remotely somehow

Outside of like lessons

[twin prairie]

Mexico City would be a good place because you wont be screwed if you need to speak English, but everyone will be speaking spanish and fast

[feral nymph]

discord chatrooms 💀

[long atlas]

not really aside from just using it in everyday speech

[twin prairie]

play games with that language

[icy patrol]

go Caseros in Argentina, lot of people steal overthere

[rare yew]

As in online voice chat enabled games?

I do like video games…

[long atlas]

you have to be around other people who can correct you and understand you’re learning

[icy patrol]

Caseros's a so dangerous zone

[proper spear]

something i like doing is translating things people say into the language

[long atlas]

being abroad actually helps a lot

[twin prairie]

Yeah like any online game where you can choose your region and communicate with team members would be good. I play a social deduction game called Blood on the Clocktower and joining a foreign language lobby while trying to learn would definitely speed up the learning process

[compact stump]

Imagine you playing rocket league and Localthunk starts speaking to you in spanish

[feral nymph]

I'm relearning Spanish, French, and Italian via watching simulcasts of football games

[tranquil sparrow]

Do you like video games???
Do YOU like languages????
Do YOU want to learn languages while playing video games?!?!!

||Me too. When you figure it out, let me know!||

[twin prairie]

Also, watching a TV show you're familiar with in that language also helpful

[rare yew]

Yeah was gonna do this too, I see that a lot

[long atlas]

even better if the captions are in english (or vice versa)

[icy patrol]

xdd

[twin prairie]

I think thats the whole marketting strat for the owl

[rare yew]

And YouTube/twitch

[tranquil sparrow]

Jfc 3 at once sounds.. fun

[icy patrol]

youre cool @tranquil sparrow but not your Joker

[tranquil sparrow]

Though maybe its not as bad as I think

[feral nymph]

it's not really at once lol it's just whatever gets put on when I'm able to watch

[icy patrol]

[long atlas]

my spanish professor is obsessed with balatro and pulled up a roffle clip dubbed in spanish today lol

[feral nymph]

lot of football games to be played every week can't watch La Liga, Ligue 1, Serie A, etc. all at the same time lol

[twin prairie]

the internet makes learning a new language so accessible. So many different ways to expose yourself to that

[rare yew]

Thank you chat okay I’m going to read my book and go to sleep

[tranquil sparrow]

Thank you, my visual identity is Canio but there is indeed a human behind the screen 🙂

[rare yew]

It’s called Conquistador, it’s about Hernan Cortes

[long atlas]

sleep tight thunkleton don’t let the bugs bite or wtv

[icy patrol]

must I say "English" or "Englesh"?

[long atlas]

english

[rare yew]

Great book, such a crazy messed up time

[compact stump]

this is true, had a teacher that recommended me to watch peppa pig in english to learn, then start to watch more “advanced” stuff while i learn the language

[icy patrol]

[tranquil sparrow]

Oh thats quite interesting actually

Maybe I should look into this

[twin prairie]

yeah watching a childrens show and then progressing to a sitcom or something you're familiar with is a top notch suggestion

[tranquil sparrow]

Totally not an excuse for me to shamelessly watch kids shows

[long atlas]

conquistadors were wild dude. enjoy reading about all the people they killed for gold!

[icy patrol]

do yall prefiere, Cavendish or Gross michael?

[glad oriole]

xan i meow again

👀

[tranquil sparrow]

I do not like gross people

[twin prairie]

no

[glad oriole]

fick

[icy patrol]

Hi again

[long atlas]

id prefer clean michael

[glad oriole]

yelliw

[compact stump]

exactly what i did, and i truly recommend it

[icy patrol]

Bro I have not batery XDD

[compact stump]

i also can’t see a live action show if it isn’t in the original language

had to rewatch breaking bad in english cuz the spanish dub sucks

[icy patrol]

one

[wise lantern]

Darkness is about to imprison dude (it’s a Metallica reference)

[icy patrol]

what the hell JAJAJA

[cinder wharf]

all that i see

[neon fractal]

Should i keep making glass or should i just start my steel factory

[icy patrol]

Sell every Joker and lose

:mr_bones;

[icy patrol]

Holy sh- wtf

AHHHHH I put ;

[neon fractal]

Ggs

Ggs

[icy patrol]

,silence, only silence...

[icy patrol]

The silence is going to consume us

[rotund crypt]

imagine if instead of chips and mults it was hype moments and aura

[icy patrol]

hehe

[soft kraken]

Jimbobulous

[little moat]

Hablas español

[hearty scroll]

Quien no?

[little moat]

Ala

[little moat]

Eso que

[soft kraken]

Its the Jimbo man

[stiff moat]

i just left class early

skipping class rn to play balatro

[autumn shell]

Lol

[native dust]

real as fuck

[acoustic geode]

Jimbubus

[strange meadow]

dammit

[grave gust]

My third most used joker is egg am I cooked

[silent marsh]

hello fellow balaters

[grave gust]

Ykw imma hop on balala

At 2 in the morning

[meager dagger]

[cinder wharf]

stencil is my goat

carried so much gold stake runs

[cedar echo]

I'm the goat

[tranquil sparrow]

Gm

[tranquil sparrow]

Hello fellow negative joker

[cedar echo]

hi

[glass gazelle]

yeah

[arctic garden]

do i take the sock here?
also is my order of jokers correct?

[green bluff]

Does anyone else agree that the old label was better?

[acoustic geode]

Yes

[mighty dome]

Yes

[forest wagon]

you can replace chad I guess

seems very weird to have baron mime and glass though

or are you going high card?

then dont replace

[agile field]

smiley or scary

[twin lion]

is your base hand lvl high enough

[agile field]

nop

lvl 2

[forest wagon]

scary

well, probably both, depends what you are playing

[hearty meteor]

Bro the one time Im playing on my phone my game gives me this

Really wanted to see if I can set my phone on fire

[hasty socket]

Hi sweeties

[last ridge]

I finally did it...

[austere ravine]

congratulations, I'm pretty sure it took you time to do all 150 jokers to have stickers.

[stiff moat]

how??? how do people make these decks bro like genuinely

[willow kraken]

lots of tarots, lots of cash

[stiff moat]

gold sticker... on vagabond...

[willow kraken]

anyway imma just stick here that i got naneinf for the first time recently, plus a cat photo

[stiff moat]

how did you do this like genuinely

[willow kraken]

there are a lot of guides for it but it's basically just get really lucky with jokers, vouchers and spectrals

it took quite a while to get a successful run

[stiff moat]

is there a joker limit

[willow kraken]

sorta

[stiff moat]

like can you just get 10000 canios

[willow kraken]

special decks aside, you can get extra jokers with antimatter and ectoplasm

[stiff moat]

with negative

[willow kraken]

in theory but there is like 0 chance that would ever happen

[stiff moat]

if thats possible

at all

[willow kraken]

actually

nah 10000 wouldnt be possible in vanilla

[stiff moat]

there should be a tag which duplicates a random joker

if theres space

[willow kraken]

unless you found a ton of blueprints/brainstorms for perkeo, made 10000 ectos, and made 10000 canios on the all eternal deck with ankh and made them all negative

but the chances of a seed like that ever happening are 0

[willow kraken]

and thats pretty much just invis with extra steps

[compact stump]

that would be so op lol

[stiff moat]

yeah but its a tag

wait double tag would be insane with it actually

[willow kraken]

it would be broken by itself but anaglyph deck would kill balancing

[stiff moat]

what if there was a tag which gave you a stone card

i would want that

[willow kraken]

that would kinda just be worse tower

tbh

actually

maybe it would be decent

prob still not worth taking though

then again, most tags aren't

[cinder wharf]

you can actually

theoretically

on a challenge deck

get lucky with your sixth senses

and get canio and perkeo

and somehow get far enough

[mystic sand]

hello

when did we get new tag

[hardy breach]

guys

i realized that magic deck is the best deck for the aleeb seed

because you get 2 copies of the fool tarot

and then you can use a hanging man

and if a king doesnt get destroyed

you can use perkeo

to copy the fool

go for jacks tho

they dont boost triboulet

why the frik did i sound like a child explaining something

you can also use justice

[hexed tartan]

HELP!!!!!

Do i risk it in hope of another perkio, or do I skip this, im barely cutting by, and im aiming for nanif

[hasty socket]

Sock and buskin sell

[hexed tartan]

But what if i don't pull a perkio? i would lose my run 🥺

The blinds are E110, im scoring E130

[magic breach]

yoooooo i got my first naneinf

[hasty socket]

Sell Brainstorm

lose less

could be got to get chicot regardless

Plant exists

[hasty socket]

YES

[hexed tartan]

Yes?!?!

[hasty socket]

YES SIR

[hexed tartan]

Really m

[hasty socket]

Get this guy 3x

And more

[hexed tartan]

I don't think i could make it far enough for x3, but I'll keep you updated 😂

[hasty socket]

Okay

[meager dagger]

was that unseeded

[hardy breach]

and you only get 21 dollars

[hasty socket]

You could have sells Brainstorm though

[lost vector]

Should I start making my queens into kings

[hasty socket]

yea

[lost vector]

This is my first time using Mime in a run

It is way stronger than I thought when I first read it's details

[hexed tartan]

Yea, i made a big mistake

Such a good run too, what a waste

[lost vector]

Oof

[hexed tartan]

I don't even want to finish it, I've spent 7 hours on this run 😭

[crimson nexus]

do i take hieroglyph idk

[hasty socket]

28 ANTES

GO WASH YOUR ARMPITS

[lost vector]

Judgement made me Madness

[crimson nexus]

also what does hieroglyph mean when it says - 1 hand "per round"?

[safe bane]

Hi someone know how to download the mod for balatro?

[hexed tartan]

Look at that score man! that score is higher than the number of atoms in the observable universe, GOT DAYUM!!

[royal bough]

Just means you lose one hand permenantly (e.g. if you have 4 hands each round before buying, you will have 3 hands each round after)

The wording on that one also confused me originally lol

[crimson nexus]

ok thank you

[royal bough]

I took a gros michel in the round 2 shop because i thought "hey a caverish later could be nice"

10 rounds later, the michel remains

It has now survived 14 rounds... if im doing the math right isnt this a 1 in 78 billion chance

[cinder wharf]

and then when it goes extinct cavie doesnt come for like 10 antes

[forest wagon]

like 5% chance

surviving is the bigger chance

[royal bough]

Oh right 😭 i cant even do basic math

Banana has died 😔

You did well bornana (18 rounds)

[crisp totem]

almost beautiful

[neat narwhal]

i love balatro

[crisp totem]

never saw director's cut :[

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[neat narwhal]

wdym?

[crisp totem]

See I'm dead there cuz I have only diamond cards

[neat narwhal]

you dont have director's cut?

[crisp totem]

no so I can't skip that boss blind

[neat narwhal]

oh ok

i thought you had it and didnt know how to use it

i was so confused first time

i didnt know there was a small icon on top of screen

[feral barn]

[hasty socket]

Isn't he an handsome looking man

[opaque shard]

He's beautiful

[stone turtle]

Yall know abt the balatro cotl tarot card

Card in cotl

[mystic badge]

Balatro

[hasty shard]

Balala

[meager dagger]

bololo

[modern cosmos]

joker poker

[hasty shard]

court jester

[rugged basin]

Tung tung sahur

[spiral spoke]

development stopped forever?

[rare yew]

Oh no!

[long atlas]

unlimited bacon but no balatro

or unlimited balatro but no balatro

[hasty socket]

*bacon at the end

Well if I have unlimited bacon people live longer to play balatro so

[tidal bobcat]

bacon bacon

I'm just hungry maybe

[magic breach]

yeah after many failed attemps

[cinder wharf]

Anybody ever try to do a full house run?

Tbh its probably the one of the least optimal hands to run

Atleast flushes have ancient and bloodstone

[tribal knoll]

but flushes are inconsistent

and the enablers for playing flushes are hard to get

[grave gust]

The latro

[grave gust]

Maybe on red deck

[tribal knoll]

full house on its own is also bad

[spice pollen]

Full house is good when you have no jokers

[tribal knoll]

plus theres no enablers

[tribal knoll]

flushes are more consistent when u got no jokers

[rare yew]

When I first played Balatro I was definitely a Full House player

[hasty socket]

Flushes is the best hand

[rare yew]

In like early 2023

[tribal knoll]

nah that's pairs

[rare yew]

I didn’t know any better

[tribal knoll]

pairs are so good

[grave gust]

I do play flushes a lot

[cinder wharf]

Make more full house enablers

[rare yew]

Ok boss

[hasty socket]

Is there actually even a common joker that gives chips for full houses?

[stray vault]

We need more straights

[tribal knoll]

shortcut is already cracked

[hasty socket]

There are already some straights joker

[rare yew]

Yes the 2 pair one

[hasty socket]

Yea but

[stray vault]

Econ jokers

[hasty socket]

That specific hand

[magic rose]

I wonder if theres somebody here who doesnt have balatro

[stray vault]

Flush has its own econ joker

[magic rose]

that would be funny

[tribal knoll]

rough gem?

[grave gust]

Im in a garrys mod server without garrys mod so it's possible

[tribal knoll]

but like diamonds suck otherwise

[stray vault]

Yes

[magic rose]

I see

[hasty socket]

localthunk what was the hardest joker to draw

[tribal knoll]

rough gem isnt something u can commit unless u make ur entire deck wild cards lol

[grave gust]

The hard joker

[tribal knoll]

if ur playing flushes u want scoring long term

[rare yew]

Baseball card probably, maybe ancient

[tribal knoll]

so ud probably find any of the other 3 suit jokers before rough gem

[grave gust]

Baseball is lwk goated

[rare yew]

“Hardest” is a weird one though because like what does that mean

[hasty socket]

He cooked well with baseball

[spice pollen]

Is traveler good?

[stray vault]

Still its a flush dedicated econ joker

[grave gust]

If i get baseball I basically just win

[tribal knoll]

longest time spent to draw it

[hasty socket]

like the most complex one

[tribal knoll]

probably

[hasty socket]

Also

[grave gust]

Complex joker

[rare yew]

That doesn’t sound like hardest though

Hardest sounds like I was the closest to failing

Which is different than most complex or longest

[hasty socket]

Idk how to say that sorry

[rare yew]

Closest to failing was Baseball card, I restarted it like 10 times over like a year

It didn’t take the longest nor was it the most complex

The one that took the longest was probably shortcut

But it was easy/fun

[hasty socket]

Knew it was shortcut

[tribal knoll]

that´s a good point; i didnt initially see it as something "failable"

[spice pollen]

Is hiker good?

[hasty socket]

Shortcut gives me vibes of a card game

[grave gust]

On plasma

[hasty socket]

It was called

[rare yew]

Most complex would be like Hologram

Because it has a special shader

[hasty socket]

"mercante in fiera" or in English "Merchant at the fair"

[spice pollen]

That’s a good one if you have marble joker

[tribal knoll]

italian is so similar to spanish now that i think about it lol

[spice pollen]

I don’t have plasma deck

[grave gust]

Probably better with certificate

[hasty socket]

Both are product of Latin

[tribal knoll]

yeah i'm aware, but the similarities are pretty strong, i think anyone that knows either could learn the other one fairly in short time

[grave gust]

Oh sorry, I forgot you unlock decks 😬

[tribal knoll]

same with portuguese

[rare yew]

Oh or Satellite, that one was complicated

[spice pollen]

Which of the color decks is best for winning I only have red, blue, green, black, and yellow

[grave gust]

Not black deck

[hasty socket]

The best color is plasma

[grave gust]

Probably yellow or blue

[spice pollen]

Good thing I mainly use yellow

[hasty socket]

Can image

[tribal knoll]

how did you start to learn pixel art

[next harness]

can localthunk drone strike this down?

[fiery orchid]

never play heavely modded balatro again

[next harness]

it also uses ai generated shit too

[fiery orchid]

its like overdose on drugs

[rare yew]

Via Balatro

Nothing to it but to do it

Thing with pixel art is most of the skills of traditional visual art also apply and I’ve been doing art my whole life

[spice pollen]

I played this once then before I bought the game then I saw it was stupid and paid ten bucks

[grave gust]

Also look at other art

[next harness]

is it similar enough for Localthunk to boot it down?

[rare yew]

Colour theory, rendering form, composition. All those things still apply in pixel art

[tribal knoll]

ah so with some prior knowledge but not fully

[next harness]

because im legit

tired of those bullshit copycats from roblox

[spice pollen]

Its exact same different designs

[grave gust]

Mr. Hands

[fiery orchid]

.7

[hasty socket]

I realized leggendary cards aren't actually that hard to draw today

[tribal knoll]

if you didn't know any of that and had to go into pixel art blindfolded how different would have things gone

[hasty socket]

I'm not an artist but I got able to do this on ibis

[rare yew]

Poorly

[hasty socket]

No joker sorry

[spice pollen]

I’ve never gotten a legendary on not seeded

[next harness]

i guess thats enough

[cinder wharf]

You dont even need to kill gros michel for cavie in this version

[hasty socket]

Draw i mean draw them

[next harness]

copycat so shit it slanders my goated michel

[grave gust]

I've got like seven

I do have like 800 hrs tho

[hasty socket]

ONLY 7?

dude I got them so many times

[cinder wharf]

Ive had like maybe 10-20 natural legendaries in 230

How💔💔

[grave gust]

I might have more and just forgot

Wait what's the balatro stats website

I'll check

[tribal knoll]

In 170hrs i've seen around 7-10

Probably give or take

[fiery orchid]

what do yall know about john balatro

[tribal knoll]

Hes a busy man

[rare yew]

More than anyone else here I reckon

[grave gust]

You created the game twin

[grave gust]

Jimbo solos

[fiery orchid]

jimbo is a fraud

[rare yew]

I fight dirty so

I will absolutely bite and scream

[tribal knoll]

Lmao

[grave gust]

Do you go for the nut shot

[rare yew]

If it’ll help

[grave gust]

Hitting them

[fiery orchid]

jimbo has 4 multi a banana is better than him

[crimson pendant]

How am I allowed to be in this chat? I feel like I’m talking to famous peoples:0 hi thunk!

[hasty socket]

Jimbo is not the joker card

[rare yew]

Dw I’m literally just a guy

[grave gust]

Nah localthunk is just goated and actually talks with fans

[crimson pendant]

You are single handedly responsible for me not starting ap bio yet

[stray vault]

Im watching vods from bean tournament

😹

[crimson pendant]

I love beaaan

[stray vault]

Watch along with a streamer

[fiery orchid]

no they the same person

[rare yew]

Nah

Or shall I say

Neigh

[hasty socket]

They look the same but one of them is a demon

[fiery orchid]

no way its his secret twin

[crimson pendant]

Quit horsing around

[rare yew]

Jimbo is not Joker

[fiery orchid]

ey thats my sound

[rare yew]

joker is a playing card, ink on air cushioned cardstock

[halcyon wolf]

why must jimbo insult us everytime we lose

[rare yew]

Jimbo is a lil impish demon spirit

[fiery orchid]

he is a fraud

[halcyon wolf]

oh

[hasty socket]

There is something wrong

[rare yew]

Horse I think your friend was here a couple days ago

[grave gust]

I have 44

[tawny pasture]

someone please address it

[crimson pendant]

He was finally addressed

[grave gust]

Legendary

[rare yew]

Is that an alt account lmao

[hasty socket]

zoo balatro

[grave gust]

I have actually used more black holes than ceres

[hasty socket]

Seems fair

[crimson pendant]

I think I’ve gotten two black holes ever😔

[grave gust]

Wait ive used more souls than

Familiar, ectoplasm, ouija, grim, incantation, black hole, and ceres

[hasty socket]

I love that black hole name gets eaten up by the black hole itself

[rare yew]

It’s spaghettifying

[fiery orchid]

weird cousin, eats the entire table no wonder he is the biggest mammal

[hasty socket]

Yea I know

[grave gust]

Spaghetti mmm

[rare yew]

Wow fat shaming

Horse that’s lame of you

How colt of you to say

[grave gust]

Isn't that the blue whale

[rare yew]

Why aren’t you replying? Stallion for time?

[hasty socket]

Dude this John balatro has lines

[crimson pendant]

Yeah I can’t believe horse I s so mane

[grave gust]

Why is balatro creator speaking like Martin

[rare yew]

Bogos binted?

[crimson pendant]

Who Martin?

[icy patrol]

hi

what's up yall?

[crimson pendant]

Hi!

[rare yew]

They meant Martian

👽

[grave gust]

No the guy from chess.com

[hasty socket]

alas poor yorick. I knew him well

[crimson pendant]

Well your puns are out of this world

[hasty socket]

and yorick

[crimson pendant]

That’s what I figured but I couldn’t tell why he would make puns

[hasty socket]

And even yorick,

[fiery orchid]

nah i was just getting my horse shoes on , what were you saying again?

[icy patrol]

[hasty socket]

horse
its pinned
takes a joker slot
you try to sell it
it's eternal
eats one of your joker every hand
gives X0.75 mult
wtf

[fair crescent]

Hi

[rare yew]

Hello! 👋

[cinder wharf]

Hi localthunk

[tawny pasture]

horse walks in

[crimson pendant]

Creo que esta persona le encanta pan

[fair crescent]

Hi, can I ask you something? Just a small favor

[fair crescent]

Oshi

[crimson pendant]

Im onto u (insert doakes gif)

[hasty socket]

Pinned jokers being in just 1 challenge is crazy bro

[grave gust]

It's such a good mechanic

[rare yew]

Nah it’s bad

[crimson pendant]

Hear me out

Pinned sixth sense 8ball and superpositions

[grave gust]

Pin a negative brainstorm to the left slot

[crimson pendant]

Wait hear me out: spectral deck😭 permanent sixth sense and all cards are sixes

Naur that seems overpowered

Would be funny tho

[grave gust]

But no interest

[rare yew]

You just did!

[fiery orchid]

how did i go to the negatives

[hasty socket]

All cards being six?? Good lord

[crimson pendant]

What about all cards are six but you have three permanent sixth senses😭

[fair crescent]

🥺
Then two more favors: I was wondering if you could say hello to a friend @ .ensalada. ; I want to give him that gift for his birthday 👉👈

[hasty socket]

you could still get ectoplasm and surpass the 2 joker slot being taken

[fair crescent]

He's a big fan of yours

[fiery orchid]

demon deck

omfg again

[hasty socket]

Localthunk what other enhancements for cards where before the release of the game? (mult, bonus, steel, gold, glass...)

[fiery orchid]

omfg

[crimson pendant]

WHAR IS THIS

[grave gust]

Have you seen the old steel ability

[hasty socket]

Yeah that was trash

[grave gust]

Three mult

[crimson pendant]

Like +3?

[grave gust]

+3

[fiery orchid]

the game gave up

[cloud rain]

happy birthday ensalada

from, your favorite celebrity, veryprobably

[grave gust]

Veryimprobable

[rare yew]

@little moat Happy birthday! May all your blueprints be polychrome

[fiery orchid]

the joker

[tribal knoll]

what mod is that fromm

[long atlas]

no way! you got the fool!

[fair crescent]

Ty mr.balatro

[silk falcon]

hi! Sorry to be a bother but I had a game question incase anyone else has had the same issue. I have about 60+ hours in the game so far, and Ive beaten lots of stakes with the various decks. All of a sudden last night when I opened the game, it is not showing ANY stake for any deck as beaten. I still have all of my "collection" tab correctly, but its just like all my wins got erased. Is this a known issue? Or is there any way to fix it?

[fiery orchid]

just use cheats and get your things back

[grave gust]

Have you tried quitting and reloading

[hasty socket]

I like his background color, wish chicot was like this

[silk falcon]

Yes have tried quitting and reloading. I even played a run to completion just to see if it would maybe refresh it? But nothing

[grave gust]

Go to a different save file then go back maybe

[silk falcon]

Also a no-go on that one too 😅 I just did that and Im going to reload again just incase

[fiery orchid]

i got 2 of him

[sharp fiber]

XDDDDD

Oops

[hasty socket]

I mean,

If joker was created 500 years ago then I think localthunk could made it a leggendary. All legendarys come from history people and fiction

[fiery orchid]

nieeeghtt!!!!!!!

i mean

[grave gust]

Imagine how torturous a 100% skipless of balatro would be

[fiery orchid]

he would get copy right claims

[cedar echo]

@ember root w name. respect

[fiery orchid]

also help me i got 2 eternal ceremonial daggers killing my jokers

[acoustic geode]

What does this mean

[spice pollen]

I would be in pain

[hexed thunder]

what are y'alls prediction for that

[grave gust]

You get every thing possible but you cant skip bad seeds

I think

[fiery orchid]

who tf is wario

[tawny pasture]

i predict its going to be a banana

[acoustic geode]

Every seed is winnable

[spice pollen]

Thought you meant you can’t skip blinds

[hexed thunder]

thank you murphy

[grave gust]

Oh wait

[spice pollen]

I skip like 90% of them

[tawny pasture]

yw!

[spice pollen]

My best run was final ante boss blind and round 9

[hexed thunder]

y'all wanna see my stats

i havent checked on them in a while

[grave gust]

My highest ante is 18

[spice pollen]

Mine is 8

I haven’t won yet

[cinder wharf]

Same

[cedar echo]

Mine is 39-

[hexed thunder]

oh this sucks what the hell

[grave gust]

Skip way less

[spice pollen]

Ya I should

[cedar echo]

Abstract 💔

[cinder wharf]

Just dont take skips at all dawg

[acoustic geode]

Abstract is kinda based

[acoustic geode]

Investment ante 1

[cinder wharf]

True

[grave gust]

Woah woah dont be hating on my boi investment

[cinder wharf]

Dont take skips at all unless its a good ante 1 skip

[grave gust]

Or rare 2nd blind

[acoustic geode]

No

[ember root]

❤️

[acoustic geode]

You can hit baron

Tribe

[fiery orchid]

seems like this boss blind is made just for me

[cedar echo]

Ew flushes tho

[grave gust]

Woah

[tawny pasture]

This is my mobile stats. It's not super accurate cause I was running naneinf stuff for a while when I was doing speed runs. But I'm doing c++ on mobile and desktop ATM so it's starting to balance out

[fiery orchid]

but i play flush five or flush house so it doesn't matter

[tawny pasture]

groker and supernova creeping up

[acoustic geode]

Baron mime

[grave gust]

What's the keybind for screenshot

[acoustic geode]

Burn this guy

[tribal knoll]

fr

[grave gust]

I forgot

[long atlas]

he was trying for naneinf cut bro some slack besides baron mime ain’t even bad

[tawny pasture]

yea you kinda need baron mime when youre trying for naneinf, sue me.

[hexed thunder]

hey guys my phone died while i was taking pics of my stats

[ember root]

Rad stats but Jupiter above Saturn is always 💔

[spice pollen]

Charge it

[hexed thunder]

I FUCKING HATE FLUSHES NOW BTW DONT JUDGE ME FOR THIS

[tawny pasture]

straights on gold stake are annoying. flushes are too to be fair

[hexed thunder]

I'm trynna run pair more now

[acoustic geode]

Ew flushes

[long atlas]

i would take stat pictures but i’m just getting out of a flush spam phase

[hexed thunder]

anyways here are my most used spectrals

[tawny pasture]

mine is hex rn cause i play a lot of ghost deck for C++ grinding

[long atlas]

yall what’s the flack with flushes they aren’t that bad 😭 i get pairs are better but that doesn’t mean flush is bad

[hexed thunder]

i still remember the second EVER run i did
it had a triboulet in an arcana back and i died at the arm an ante later

[cinder wharf]

Flushes suck most of the time but i always love running a good flush build with ancient or bloodstone

But those dont really scale well on the higher stakes

[tawny pasture]

flushes get you out of ante 1 free every time.

[hexed thunder]

literally WHY is stuntman my jam now

[tawny pasture]

after that i pivot to smth easier to draw/play

[long atlas]

see i get that they’re good early but that’s what makes them good like why do people hate them

i’m learning to pivot to pair/high card

[cinder wharf]

Theyre unreliable for most of most runs

[hexed thunder]

I like how y'all try being consistent with your playing and then there's me who just straight up gambles

[tribal knoll]

ure aura farming fr

[cinder wharf]

Bro won with egg

I dont even got a sticker for the egg

[tawny pasture]

flushes are seen as "beginner hands" and most players that dislike them are at the top of the bell curve. but a lot of it is just because 5 card hands are a pain to draw on gold stake consistently

[hexed thunder]

these are all my wins of 2026 btw 😭

[long atlas]

i don’t think that warrants people saying “ew a flush player” like okay your strategy is better big deal

[ember root]

They're like a mid tier hand imo but hating on flushes is funny

[grave gust]

eternal egg for temperance

[tawny pasture]

welcome to roguelikes unfortuantely. people get very passioniate about what they like/dislike.

[ember root]

Flushes are cool for being the easiest 5-card hand to play, I think that's a valuable niche

[hexed thunder]

i dont think i will ever top no.3 this year because jesus christ

[long atlas]

same thing with obelisk glaze like the better you get the more you realize its actually not half bad but i don’t think it warrants “best card in the game and you’re stupid for not realizing that”

[tawny pasture]

flushes are boring though imo. theres more fun things to play. But i say this as someone thats running basically only pair/2 pair on C++ rn

[tribal knoll]

i mean isnt that also just almost any game for that matter

[hexed thunder]

All I wanna get is C+ then I will be happy

[tawny pasture]

true but roguelikes seem to be very susceptible to the behavior. Those and souls games.

[fiery orchid]

is that epstein in your pfp

[hexed thunder]

And I can frolic in a sunflower field forever

[long atlas]

is that a dog in your pfp

[tribal knoll]

fair enough

[tawny pasture]

C+ is a challenge but very doable. its just a time commitment

[ember root]

brother

[acoustic geode]

Pairs for easy decks, two pair for harder decks

[fiery orchid]

no a horse

[hexed thunder]

I'm trying to purple stake abandoned deck rn

[icy patrol]

what's up

[long atlas]

the sky

[ocean yarrow]

i just got a naneinf YAYYYAY

but the game literally cannot open

idk why

[tawny pasture]

my most annoying deck to goldstake was erratic for some reason. Plasma was a struggle but not nearly as annoying as erratic. Ghost/Black/Yellow were my firsts

[spice pollen]

When do you unlock stakes?

[grave gust]

Im trying to orange checkered

[ocean yarrow]

It keeps crashing

[icy patrol]

congratss!!

[grave gust]

When you beat ante 8 on a deck

[hexed thunder]

most of the seeds i get are either ass or run winning but not enough to actually get to the end

[grave gust]

Once

[spice pollen]

I’ve never done that

[tribal knoll]

thats odd, i spent 4 hrs trying to gold stake black deck yesterday by any means possible lmao

plasma is very annoying to gold stake

[long atlas]

black surprises me isn’t it considered the hardest?

[tribal knoll]

you either find a good chips source early game or go home

[hexed thunder]

Am I the only one who is beating the decks in order

[tawny pasture]

black deck is obvs a wall for alot of people. But the secret is just just get grabber every run

[acoustic geode]

Black and plasma

Honestly

[grave gust]

Green is easiest for me

[long atlas]

true early grabber is goated

[acoustic geode]

Black plasma and green

[tawny pasture]

plasma and black are considered the hardest. Most people that speedrun the decks get those two out of the way first.

[spice pollen]

For me yellow is easiest

[tribal knoll]

grabber helped me a ton but overall iwas losing cause i didnt have a decent lineup to survive with by the 2nd ante

[spice pollen]

I spend lots of money

[tribal knoll]

same thing w plasma

[ocean yarrow]

i lowkey dont know how plasma is the hardest deck on gold stake

[spice pollen]

What does plasma do?

[tribal knoll]

plasma scales hella quckly aswell

[fiery orchid]

taha you also here dawg

[tribal knoll]

try it for yourself andd youll se

[spice pollen]

And how do I unlock it

[ocean yarrow]

since i just got a naneinf i might start doing gold stake

[tribal knoll]

and you'll see*

[ocean yarrow]

Helllooooo

[grave gust]

Green is easy?

[ocean yarrow]

i just got naneinf im so happy horse

[long atlas]

guys plasma just isn’t hard just scale your wee joker to 1000+ by ante 2 and you good

[acoustic geode]

No

[fiery orchid]

niceeee, wanna play multiplayer?

[ocean yarrow]

when i come back yes

[grave gust]

Its the first one i gold staked

[tribal knoll]

i thought green was among the easiest too?

[fiery orchid]

alright

[tribal knoll]

nebula plasma and black were my hardests

[tawny pasture]

yea i feel that, dont be afraid of rentals/perishables is what i learned. Most of the time you're just borrowing jokers until youre able to lock into your run later.

[ionic hinge]

Green is not easy but not too difficult imo probably under red over nebula.

On gold stake ofc.

[tawny pasture]

a rental may suck sometimes, but losing out on interest for a couple rounds is better than a game over. It gets easier when you get better at doing some mental math (which im not good at)

Erratic, nebula, and plasma were my worst decks

[long atlas]

we need a deck like erratic but for joker where it randomizes the jokers every shop

[grave gust]

You need a calc for that

[ionic hinge]

I've gotten pretty good at estimating thanks to Balatro

I think using a calculator ruins the fun

[grave gust]

It's a reference

[grave gust]

I don't use calculator mod

[tawny pasture]

not all the time. you can pick up a chip joker and know if youre base hand chips are 100, and you grab ice cream thats a 2x. that kinda stuff keeps you from overspending cause itll get you by for a round or two

[acoustic geode]

Ice cream is so good

[grave gust]

I was making a joke, I know this lol

[ionic hinge]

I know but I'm just stating using a calc ruins the fun and risk

Yum ice cream so good

[tawny pasture]

ive played a mod like that its fun but not overly challenging. Its jokerless but with some usable jokers

[cinder wharf]

every time i play orange stake all my good jokers are perishable, on gold stake i dont really have that problem (as much)

[hexed thunder]

i'm gonna play a run RIGHT now

[cinder wharf]

Its always frustrating finding a perishable blueprint

[long atlas]

we need a mod where spaceman and wheel actually hit 🙏

[grave gust]

Get dice

[tribal knoll]

not if ur on ante 7 or 6

[grave gust]

And my fucking bloodstone rn

[acoustic geode]

Still won't hit

[tropic spire]

When will they add me to balatro

[grave gust]

1 proc on 5 cards

[hexed thunder]

this sucks im gonna restart

[ionic hinge]

Get two.

[long atlas]

thank you for leveling up my high card and not my 5oak spacey i really appreciate it

[long atlas]

still won’t hit

[tropic spire]

Space joker moment

[grave gust]

Erm acktusly

[long atlas]

no they defy all odds and miss the guaranteed chance

[grave gust]

⚾️

[tribal knoll]

waste u a joker slot obvs /s

[ionic hinge]

You don't believe in spaceman hard enough

[long atlas]

no such thing a wasted joker there’s always temperance value!

[grave gust]

0 in 5 procs on my fucking bloodstone

[ionic hinge]

Space man +square+grimbo is awesome.

[grave gust]

Like wth

[cinder wharf]

Play 3 consecutive pairs and then when you play 1 high card to draw for better cards it activates

[rare yew]

hey chat can I tell you a story

it's really boring I promise

[long atlas]

all ears i have nothing to do

[desert wadi]

[grave gust]

Yeah

[ionic hinge]

I was walking to my shack at work and I accidentally dropped my phone in the snow and I got pretty sad. That's my story from today

[hexed thunder]

good

[rigid night]

Storytime with Thunk? Count me in

[hexed thunder]

(damnit)

[desert wadi]

Looks inside

Photochad

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im in fucking abandoned LMAO

[cinder wharf]

Triboulet on abandoned drck

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Tragic

[rigid night]

Happened to me a couple days ago

[cinder wharf]

Same

[grave gust]

Canio also

[hexed thunder]

well this stinks..

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Guys i actually like the new tag

[rare yew]

So I used to be really into making coffee the "right" way. Aeropress, Hario V60, fancy ass grinders and fancy ass beans. It took up more time to make a cup of coffee but I was like obsessed with making it.

Then I realized that it actually made me enjoy coffee less, not more, because I couldn't go get a shitty cup of fast food coffee and enjoy it anymore. Or even a cup of coffee from a coffee shop was hit or miss

So I gave it all up. I stopped with all the fancy things and I replaced it all with a cheap Keurig. That was maybe 2 years ago, now I love all coffee again because I am ignorant to all the fancy tricks

I feel like there's a lesson in there or smth I dunno

anyway I'm drinking my shitty keurig coffee right now and it's hitting

[rigid night]

KISS method at its finest

[long atlas]

don’t put in hard work or else you won’t enjoy the product 🗣️ 🔥

[narrow garnet]

Thunk please move onto tea 🙏

[tawny pasture]

i almost got really into coffee during the pandemic and got an aeropress and some other things, i started with a gooseneck kettle. and then somehow got into pokemon cards instead

[hexed thunder]

y'all drink coffee?

[narrow garnet]

Omg we can call him LT lmao

[long atlas]

morning cup of pokémon cards

[tawny pasture]

now i just do instant cause i just want hte caffeine as quick as possible

[icy patrol]

Hi

[rare yew]

based

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I would rather drink mountain dew

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[hexed thunder]

I drink water

[rigid night]

I bought some kind of vintage Turkish apple tea. That shit is AMAZING

[rare yew]

plenty of water in coffee

[rigid night]

Me during engineering school

[hexed thunder]

we ALL love water

[icy patrol]

no

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My pfp is literally a picture of mountain dew in a coffee cup

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Not a big fan of starting with zero discards