#🎙・server-chat
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peta, the horse is here
Fish, the blind
it wasnt on screen
what are these usernames lol
im always jolly chridtmas ho ho ho mode
I'm the most normal one here and it's a problem
Dess
WTF
Find her oogs girl
ANTE 0
lol
hieroglyph
yep
okay BUDDAY
Sick pfp
my favorite closeted podcaster
when do yall think hes coming out??
What is this Jimbo blud doing in the ante 0 he's not-
i know his secrets
he uses princeself pronouns and is actually agender
Dr WhatsApp is my favorite joker
i am -
ooohh gosspiss
oops
minor spelling mistake
uhh
dont mind it
???
sent 4 different messages jnstead of editing one
yes you can
.
I'm literally a fool, whats your excuse?
your pfp is accurate
lmao
Cavendish, what is this jimbo blud doing in the ante 1 is blud BARON
Bro discover the wheel
I’d cover my mouth if I had hands!

wasnt that the 1 in 4 tarot that doesnt do shit
wait no
oh wait
ive gotta go lose a run rq i cant remember more
thats the car tjhg too
If i had hands i’d cover my eyes!
good thing i bet on you! (?)
hot take: the wheel was created for dopamine spikes, they don’t have any purpose in the actual game
facts
Do you guys realize tarrot cards actually exits right?..
i got one yesterday, holo on the half joker or whatev his name is
yes yes
I'm pretty sure that's the case
ye
like irl cards
have i played enough this week
i dont think so man
i want that number at 70
yes sir
By tomorrow
1/4 in wheel of fortune: ❌❌❌
1/4 in glass cards: ✅✅✅
thats my total playtime on steam i think
last year? you have to make it last week every week
true true
i got like 70 hrs total but on steam only 5 cuz on pc i played it pirated until like a week ago and i played on phone
i play on my cellular device
bro plays on his cellular device
its where all my gold stakes have been staked
i might have like 700 hours idk, can’t check rn
this one yea
That's a sick ass phone case
actually maybe 500
cro.play-@aonhiscdl-elE deivxe
thank you kind sir
i purchased it myself
took alot of effort
like three whole buttons
tree buttons?
damn
back in my days it used to be at LEAST 5
maybe 6
or even sevem
back in my day we had Joker Poker - Balalala!
we srill have it 😍😍😍
you whippersnappers and your 'balatro'
this damn genreation getting lazy
red deck enjoyer in a plasma world
back in my day we used yellow deck
we still do
but these younglings
use some of that sissy decks
positive perfect correlation
natsuki pfp yay
we love her!!
FEM MC is canon and IDC
so true bestie
cus like why would a group of girls invite a BOY to their literature clubbb smhhhhhh
like,,,, dan salvato lesbians existssssss
indeed
my good sir i am a bit behind
"back in my day" my ass WE still use yellow deck 😭
have you seen what these younglings are using?
i like anaglyph deck
maybe its like how in the margot robbie barbie movie you also had michael cera's character just hangin out
My ahh on checkered deck: F L U S H
When is the latro getting dlc
I had an interaction with the creator of my favorite game, this literally made my day
That's awesome!
is this part of jimbo yellow or orange?
orange
I sure wonder what order my jokers will be in
mult tag was better
so tru
tbh just get smeared joker n it does what flush deck does
I call this the NASA run
w o w
HAHAHAHA NOW YOU CANT LIE TO ME
lol
Freakimbo
no reroll voucher?
99% of balala players fight the plant right before they get baron mime
one thousand polychromes?????? (i legit havent played this game aside from short benchmarks lmfao)
one thousand polychrome red seal steel kings coming your way, type yes to affirm
YES
What
yeah bro how about you pick me and ill make you lose 3 dollars every round for the rest of your run, deal?
Expire???
why is a horse playing balatro
Its a horse
Ofc hes playing balatro
Everyone plays balakro
Goo game
fun game
i would take eternal vagabond
Horse seal
agreed
Vagabond Stan here
It’s good as an early pick up to fix your deck.
balatrue....
does anyone know why this happens?
what's wrong?
perky
perkeo
Perkeo
Perkeo
Wow... Just wow.
XD
You can't escape from the duo
My balatro addiction begins once more
It's unsettling how fast 3 hours pass when you play this
I beat the stake but I realized I was on wrong stake. I suppose to be on orange stake not white
just achieved completionist!
now onto c++…
Can someone spawn localthunk im bored and want to ask him what does he think of his own children (joker)
/summon minecraft:localthunk
*... But nobody came.
anyone want to do some homework
Polychrome riff raff is just too good 💯
looks inside
Top 5 fruits (no order)
- Banana
- Tomato
- Dragon Fruit
- Peach
- pomegranate
Riff raff once spawned me photochad
Dragon fruit 💔
what
Is this what happens on the balatro discord
Oh and Tomato is only a fruit by botanical definition (which nobody gaf), not in culinary definition.
indeed
but tomato is a good fruit
I wish to purchase balatro 2 plz make it happen thunk
you wouldn't add it to a fruit salad though
wait what
wym tomato
I'd have mango or bluebs
is it actually
Tomato is way too high
a´pples are my goat
banane
Apple is kinda overhated now
banana gives me X3 mult so
Like it's pretty nutritious if you eat it with the skin
pears r also cool
Has vitamin k
i thought thats what u were supposed to do
What's your guys' favorite artificial flavor
Well I mean do you eat people with the skin?
strawberry
Some people ik peel of the skin
wtf
Hear me out on artificial pineapple
pineapple is ver juice
I don't mind vanilla
First gold stake run ever and I won, had a harder time with orange stake over gold
What was the lineup
Why is it that most people would prefer drinking water while eating bread than eating soggy bread
The water is nice to follow up after bread
Where the hell is the thunk
Thunking around
do i have painkillers or morphine for the 2nd
no
then get skinned
probably the best choice
working on balatro 3
balatro 2 was already done
Sandwhich
The more I look at the balathrone, the more I realize how cursed that thing is.
Foil Half joker
Walkie talkie
Wee joker
Blue print
Card sharp
W
balatro
Card sharp was the only multiplicative joker, hard carried really bad
Yeah
What is everyone's favourite joker art, go
U find it so funny that at least 1 person asks this everyday 😭
This is terrifying
Little kids nightmare
Satellite
Very good choice, A+
Yugioh time wizard
oh how good it feels
chicot is my man
with how bad my natural luck is when it comes to facing bosses, a chicot is like a guardian angel
anyways, green deck gold stake done, now onto black deck gold stake
Brainstorm, love the details
burnt or bs
also the skip blinds one i forgot its name
throwback
Brainstorm or hit the road
hit road the
The road hit
no you see hit road the is the evil woke queer woke mind virus version of hit the road
becaus.... its acronym is hrt
now u can laugh
pubblicaly
tf
Ne avevo il bisogno
what do i do??ù
Ho visto stencil joker non ho potuto resistere
italiani??
ermm actually its banned in the rullezz soo
Fixed
tf is going on 😭
italian meet up
i knew you were italian you're too stupid to be any other nationality
pubblicaly WHAT?
fatto sta che ho bisogno di aiuto con la mia run
Pubblicaly
hey ermmmmm actually 🤓 you can only speak in english
Wagliu non lo so
compa'
no i do not stand by asriel
onesto mi sa che vendero luovo
fratm
OH DIO 79 DOLLARI
to whoever reacted with that emojay 🤓 political and religious convo isnt allowed
eh si vale tipo 60 quell uovo
MA RIATIVA LO SHOP CRIBIO
palla di mais
cazzo significa
cornosfera
OROCODIO
again??
DIOBON DEVO PRENDERE LA PARADEIDOLIA
you have another slot i dont see why not
oh it's goated...
Yorick my boy
godo
right!
VENGO
i completely forgot about that
it happens to the best of us
it was fine though the turtle bean was on its last round
Quanti joker hai trovato per ora?
2
collezione intendi??
si puoi chiamarmi eva, jolly è un aggettivo sob
mi uccido
cos'è che gli italiani piacciono balatro aoo
NOOO
dopo aver preso paradeidolia...
ho lobotomizzato la mia classe com balatro ma è durata solo 2 mesi
a me è stato un amico l'estate scors
pero ho smesso
*aggiustato di mente
ermmmm l'accento sulla o 🤭 🤭 🤣
Mandato la richiesta a tutti e due perché si
ti giuro che ti sgozzo appena ne ho l'occasione
gli italiani odiano l'ironia 🐇🚿
sbaglio o localthunk mi prende per il culo
no d0ccia
Prendi il moschetiere boh
quello non era di clash royale??
grave che ancora non hai messo skin per le carte though
cosa è frjbioo
avevo messo le mods ma quando provo a metterle mi crasha balatro
hi guys
volevo dire cribio ma mi era partito l'ictus
in #⚙・modding-general mi hanno detto semplicemente di aggiornare balatro
check this run man
i will
mesmerizer teto and miku
missclick
youre gonna haaate the next update
mmm

yea

I'm fairly new and this is just a random seed not a searched one
lol
JIMBO DOLL
try the rich deck
wrong joker positioning for scoring

a es verdad jajajajaj
beautiful run
no sabia como colocarlo
holy shit man
para mas puntos copia baron dos veces y mimo una
XDDDDD
tu eres o t ases we
dos*
What’s the challenge deck
real funny timing on that blueprint
ptmr nose como decirlo xd
richest
wait i just realized i've gotten both chicot and yorick as gold stakes this is such a W
It’s finally done! C+! I’m not going for C++. Need a break till the update 🙂
#📜・rules message Comunícate en inglés
El servidor de Balatro es una comunidad global, pero solo se usa inglés en los chats de cualquier canal. De esta manera, garantizamos que todos los canales estén debidamente moderados y ofrecemos un espacio seguro para todos.
Para tener mas puntos tienes que tener el mismo numero de reactivaciones y de puntaje
mimo reactiva y baron es el puntaje
ya hay dos activaciones, una de la carta en si, y otra de el sello rojo, mas mimo son tres, con baron solo tienes una, lo tienes que copiar dos veces mas para que sean iguales, pero tambien te conviene tener mas de puntaje que de reactivaciones si no puedes dejarlo completamente igual, como en tu caso, o sea te convenia poner todos tu jokers copiando a baron
aja
seria un 4/3 en vex de un 2/5
ala
bien explicado w{
pero
FALTA UNA LLUVIA DE IDEAS EN TU MEN TE W
rapido jente
XD
guys
im a fucking idiot
pones tus planos a la derecha copiando a baron y a mimo a la izquierda del todo
ya lo sabes para la proxima
Porcierto, tenemos q hablar en ingles, ests en las normas lol
lol
Hay*
"in another life" moment 😔
-# (or otherwise, "in another shop/run")
The riff raff really spawned a negative photograph so the plant can screw me up
✌️
No
OK

Okay, I didn't understand.
Are you Chilean?
yep
Alfin otro chileno fan de balatro
to chileno
If we stop

baron kind of doesn't work at all with your build
I stand corrected, men
is to take more time to search
you got me
mime and another blueprint :v
shutupni66er
is ok
nah man this seed is so fukball
joker on fire
uh
tips?
sell all and start again
does midas mask override glass n stuff?
🙁
You can get through without selling anything
😂
lol
two beers
Double Chicot from 2 souls
how do you feel about this number 1 chicot fan
Ecstatic
Yes
ok
Hello
If you pair with vampire, make sure to put mask after vampire so it drains the card and then regilds it
I would like to thank the academy for this opportunity
Show us how much you get
I can’t get past 7/8
Well without seeing how you play, I would say late game look to ramp up xMult (ideally something you scale like constellation, hologram, or cat) or something that scores with retriggers (something like Idol (or trib) with Sock/Hack) or have multiple sources of xMult (cavendish, seeing double, the duo/family, depending on build). If your goal is to get to ante 8, a baron/mime build generally doesn’t get you there unless the game just gives everything to you on a silver platter.
In this game for example I didn’t end up with baron until ante 11-12? I had to rely on mime for score
balatro
finally got my first legendary and he unfortunately has to be murdered
NYOOOOOOOOO
look how sad he is
the others are laughing at him
i got a 25X mult hologram that was pretty fun
Got 2 legendary jokers by ante 2 and still managed to lose the run 😭 ✌️
with blueprint and brainstorm it helped me get up to ante 14
game seed? also that's normal theyre not that good early on
Shit I didn't copy the seed zlawg idk 💔 😭
all good
hi guys guess what i’m gonna leak the new update
it will release feb 31st but you didn’t hear it from me
how do you even do this
what does yorick even do tbh
compounds +1 mult every 23 discards
he gives +20 mult when slaughtered
and +20 mult when slaughtered
what does that even mean
how about i murder you
im so hungry i could eat a
so every 23 discards +1x mult
so every card you discard counts as one when that number reaches 23 it adds 1 to his xmult
Xmult?
yes
multiplicative mult
i will eat you
does it add to mult or mult mult
mult mult
so as an example if i discard 50 cards yorick would be at a 3x mult
so like if i had a joker that gave 10x mult and my mult was currently at 15 i’d have 150 mult
and then times that by your chips and that’s the score
that’s why baron mime is better than shoot the moon mime
breaking down the whole game
because it stacks up over time
gotta explain for the ones who don’t know 🙏
aright i need an opinion aside matador what’s the worst joker in the game
it's kind of mediocre for a legendary lol
i was on ante 8 when he appeared and i only had 20 discards
oh wait i was using burglar lowkey forgot
my problem with it is it scales too slow
he might be good
that's what i thought too
discovering blueprint works w burglar was so awesome lol
i thought I'd get into discard debt or something
i literally found that out today from a roffle stream lol
and obviously i can just change its position to copy Throwback when the round starts. such an awesome synergy
(tbh anything is synergy with blueprint)
i haven't seen all the jokers but seance for me
Oh my god bro
Square, bloodstone or green joker
we’ve all been there bro 🙏
Raised fist!
i think fist is good early game but i agree that its absolutely not viable late game
still you can get abstract joker or the banana one early game too
Who should I do for my third monsoon victory? I got captain and huntress
<@&1133519078540185692>
for better mult too, 90% of the time atleast
Wrong server mb gng
Yeah it incentivizes playing your low cards, which is only good if you have synergy, and even then the tradeoff for constistent 20+ mult can be achieved through other means
agree with green and square (though they’re are apparently amazing with pair and two pair/4oak respectively) i don’t think bloodstone is bad moreso inconsistent (which yes makes it not ideal without oops)
We are so back
But I guess theres other cards that share these aspects... Its hard to prove that its bad on paper, maybe I'm biased because its not fun to play with in my experience
Fucking hate this game
labalatrotomy
tf am i looking at
have anyone ever beaten the fuck you deck?
black deck SUCKS oh my days
peta, the horse is here
no this
tf is that
fuck you deck
deck is not my name
Is it just a singular 2 or something lol
yeah you have one king of spades on the deck
second round is fucking impossible dude
i guess you need to get a holographic card from a standard pack skip?
or something like that
Judgement from an arcana skip probably?
that'd also work
i saw a video of Drspectred winning on a 1 card deck, made a build of holgraphic stone cards
did he have more than 1 hand?
i think so yeah
the fuck you deck has 1 hand
and 1 card
and 1 middle finger
Deckmaxxing
roffle got it
Hi besties
I see you’re also going for naneinf with your google tabs
Holy TABS
ah yes
I'm fuckin crine that's crazy 😭
tabs for 'later'
water found in ice
Splatoon proportions
mewo
4 mysterious mario tabs 😭😭😭
yeah
How many RAM do you have???😭
16gb
lowk impressive 16gb is holding allat
You got naneinf with him
my shit box of a pc has 8 and starts to lag after 5 fucking tabs
Hello my fellow Balatro gamers
Hello
Hello, Basedball card
Hellooo
How are you this fine day
Doing well, i am going to play some green deck soon
I'm on an ante 39 run rn
Holy based
What build
hello
Ah, i see, said the blind man
To his deaf wife
Pure balalalo
baseball card would go hard here frfr
seeded?
Do you want the seed
sure
I'll give afterwards
alr
ghost vs other decks will be different. otherwise...or do you mean ecto/invis? that one isn't obvious
and why black stake?
Prob for the early ante brainstorm ankh
best hit
Nice
wtf is oops doing??
my god so many tough choices today
Lallana has done -Naneinf wtf
for context this is after an emergency buffoon skip ante 2 round 4
Luck cards
The run only goes better
i have to take the shoot the moon but then the question is if i should take the foil throwback or the egg
Lucky Cards are the best 👑
i already get chips from chad but throwback actually increments my score quadratically
What's the joker in the center of page 9?
which i cant lie is slightly enticing
Thanks
translate that if you want
Double Vision
seeing double
ye
close

I got a perkeo on non perishable challenge but I fumbled it
tbh it's useful on ghost deck
Why have my runs been so decent lately, me likey
hellooo just a question why did the server tag change? and is there a way to continue having the old one or not?
i liked the old one but the new one is pretty cool too
Localthunk decided to do it yesterday lol
oh nice lol
i think in retrospect the egg was the play although i ended up winning anyways
i picked the throwback for its scoring safety, not sure if i needed it but i did get a fair few mercuries
I like that but Id prefiere this one
then again if i had the econ provided by egg itd let me roll more and then not need the scoring security
interesting status
REALLY
its so upsetting
youtube cannot fathom that somebody can like something made for kids while also being 20 years old
i haaaaate youtubes ai
nooooo
I can not win with black deck 😭
black deck got hands
NOOO
is eternal burglar worth it long term on gold black deck
i'm on the beginning of ante 2
just gotta pray i don't gotta fight the eye ig
bro, i can not win with black deck in WHITE STAKE
(that is true im so bad playing but...)
black deck is next on my list, isn't it just -1 handsize?
and just let me tell you
please 🙏
i underestimated this w ouija once
yeah gl seeing it
killed my entire run
gl seeing grabber on a casual gold
or gl affording it early
cause -1 hand is less score, less econ
ye
I ve won with the- of yellow deck
Help!
Chicot 🤞🍀
I wanna try out a mime king run
Canio is... 🤮
nah canio is hella good
x3 mult alrdy
but i wouldve preferred chicot
for consistency
I think you should sell the first joker at the left
Faceless? I was thinking Paradolia
with Paraedolia Canio is so good
yeah that is true, I m sorry
chicot twice in a day 💔
oh my god bro
youre so lucky
my ass is NOT doing this again
i am NOT playing gold stake on the black deck EVER again
WOW
3hrs of attempts lmao
ye C+ is every deck gold stake
stickers
someone told me i should just win again and then i get the goat next run
back to back lmao
on the first ante tarot skip
I think Chicot is the Balatro's goat
nah yorik
Obv jolly joker
medium is better than bad
Ah true, but worse than good
coming from a half glass full person medium is good because it wasn’t bad
If anything it was a 4/10
i punched my conveyor on accdient and got a booboo. so my day was like a 6/10
Hi 
I have developed this habit where I wake up early and can’t go back to sleep so I only got like 4.5 hours last night
Was up at like 5
So I’m headed to be early
ola balatro
i heard the earlier you wake up the more productive you are
probs
same bro
ola balatro xdd
goodnight sleep tight and idk smth about bugs i forgot
I'll wake up at like 4:30 am and have nothing to do
i have to get up at 5 am to drive to my work i dont tend to get home until after 4pm.
so I'll just sit and wait for my body to catch up with my brain
drink an chocolate milk
Stare at the ceiling for 2 hours
exactly
Play balatro
balatro for 2 hours
why would you destroy a card
i have sleep issues as well so some days i cant sleep so i do the tossing and the turning
that joker sucks..
Nah not in the morning
oh true
to thin your deck so you draw more valuable cards more often?
that joker is hella good
i would rather get the one that gives you 1 mult every time you use a tarot card
if i randomly woke up at 4am i would try to stay up, fall asleep at 6am then miraculously wake up at 3 pm
caffeine also does not help it's just sleep inertia hitting me like a truck for the most part
idk i feel better sometimes when i wake up early and sometimes i feel not better
get a cinderblock and rig it over your head. when you wake up too early it falls and well you sleep.
eat pizza
do you mean that there's a limit of cards!
i never knew this
i think of it as more time to get work done and then i don’t get work done because it’s 4:00
and a 20 lb cat sitting on my chest because he wants me to feed him but my body isn't awake yet so I don't move
i have to wake up at 5:30 for work anyways so ughhhh
I don't start work until 8-9 usually
I wake up at 5 because it's fun
so it's a very odd time when I wake up too early
love of the game 🥀
I get up at like 7 normally and cook myself a breakfast so I don’t get working until like 830 usually
i havent eeaten anything today. still not going to.
Genuinely feel like i'm wasting the day away if i wake up at like 8
some of my friends are unemployed and wake up at like 1pm genuinely how are they still alive (they live with their mom)
6:30 is the perfect uni alarm clock time
my apartment finally got water back though so maybe they’re onto something living with their parents

1 pm is not it
i don’t know how they do it genuinely
mr bones goat of balatro with Gross michael and Jimbo
I work 10.5 hours a day with a 30 minute commute it sucks
same with a 45 min commute it sucks
One of the best parts of working on this game, no commute. I do not miss that shit
when will you make a mortal shell 3
holu shoot
Scraping the windshield at 7am
especially morning traffic in my area suckssss so bad
is balatro your full time?
Not commuting is the best part
I also work from home
i have a weird sense of hygiene where I HAVE to use mouthwash every night as a mandatory clean in my schedule
lol yeah
same
bro yall lucky i wish i could work from home
Try 5am in -20 windchill i clear like a square of vison and just hope i dont crash and die
its worked so far
are we getting a raccoin 2
balatro
I used to do that in Uni for my Job, I started at 6am every sat sun
physical jobs like mine can’t do that though and ugh it’s so great i hate it so much oh my days
And it gets damn cold in Saskatchewan
its not fun it sucks.
this is why they pay me the big (just enough to survive) bucks
Is/will there be any way to mod balatro through mobile? Especially Apple Arcade
No
tips to win in red deck green steak please 🙏
anyone want to be in my balatro mod
i need to switch jobs dude but my degree is pretty limited in the fields i can work in soooo
Sad noises

i dont have enough money to go to college so im working a hard manual labor job.
Truly, modded balatro seems to fun
Simply make a hit indie game
i’m gonna be paying off tuition forever i’m so in debt ✌️
true
balatro 2
genius
make it have TWICE the bananas
that’s 6!
this a run from yesterday. is it a good score
The Solution
https://balatrowiki.org/w/File:Raised_Fist.png
been a long time innit
I used my fist as the live model for that drawing I just remember
oh yeah i was gonna ask you about references
oops i eated my keyboard.
do you use any drawing references when making joker art
Oh Hello
anyone eat cereal with monsters instead of milk
you’re THE CREATOR omgg
milk than cereal i live by this
No thats local thunk
yeah he's the balatro jesus
can he add mods to iOS?
why do people put cereal before milk
No.
no
someone just asked this 5 minutes ago
some people like soggy cereal better ig
i mean
Never knew that
if you add more cereal after
its gonna be the same as putting cereal after milk
Local I did not understeend rule №9
Do I answer that in the FAQ?
uhh you answer to not talking about mods
localthunk\
what's your opinion about Paperback mod. It's a mod that recreates the vanilla style in such a precise way, with things like the Arcana pack, Crown Color, Star Color, etc.
i don’t think you explicitly state ios stuff but i know you say you don’t like talking about/playing mods
That’s why I don’t play mods or discuss them
HOLY SH-
Hey everyone o/
me playing Pokermon rn
No mobile mods because they aren’t official anywhere
Canio...
The fact that mods run any old Lua means it’s not cool if we support current mods, and would need to make a mod interface that would greatly strip back what mods are able to do
Which people don’t want
Well you could add a Creative Mode, much like Minecraft, where one is free to pick whatever card or buffs etc he wants
alot of mods are very unbalanced some are good though
I could but I won’t

The figures are sacred @tranquil sparrow ...
Paperback
i think of something like tmodloader where it’s a separate entity that loads mods
idk i’m not gonna talk bout mods anymore
what would be the point in that there would be no thinking no strategy
Localthunk, would the artwork for jokers be redone at any point? Like shading, namely?
Why are we talking about mods in general chat
i can tell to localthunk that Paperback recreates Vanilla content to it's perfection
adding new content
we are shifting topics!
yo
That’s nice, anyway!
and something that he didn't added for some reason, XChips
xchips are useless
I personally think the funny part about mods are the immeasurable numbers and nothing more.
woof
pets
its the same thing as xmult
xchips this exponentials that we need NEGATIVE CHIPS AND NEGATIVE MULT
not at all

