🎙・server-chat

[cedar echo]

Np np

[glad oriole]

^w%

^w^

i saw what yiu deleted

[clever dome]

dead chat

[glad oriole]

meow

[clever dome]

i guess

bro

[glad oriole]

what

[vast raft]

Too bad so sad

[ebon path]

[slate steeple]

What was I even thinking

[boreal niche]

smartest balatro player

[ebon path]

Time out xdddd

[shut fulcrum]

fool

[granite urchin]

I hate doing laundry but i love the feeling of just having finished doing laundry

I also love ride the bus

[modern sky]

You were not thinking

[tame whale]

can I have one too

seems cool

[chilly mulch]

if anything balatro would be on super nintendo or game3dsquare

i would NOT trust balatro on nintendo64

[modern sky]

a

School food so bad they genuinely serving gros michel

Cavendish is a luxury

[ebon path]

[hasty socket]

Gros is the luxury

[autumn shell]

Is local thunk a guy

[modern sky]

No he's a fish

[verbal bison]

R u lying 🤠

[glad oriole]

meow

[unreal wasp]

can i do the chicot manical glitch with blueprints and a luchador?

[glad oriole]

gros michel isnt worse than cavendish irl they're just basically extinct

[glad oriole]

blueprint is incompatible

luchador doesnt work on disabled blinds iirc

[unreal wasp]

ima try it

its seeded im not like that sadly 😔

[modern sky]

primitive banana

[silent marsh]

yeah gros michel had a richer taste than cavendish tho it would spoil very quickly

that's why the cavendish exists

lasts longer

[glad oriole]

wromg

michel was wiped out by a fungus

it wasnt about the expiry rate

[silent marsh]

oh yeah oops

i remembered wrong

i knew it had to do with it going bad but definitely not expiration lmao

fungus slimed out the michael 💔💔💔

[steel nimbus]

there is still michael but its rare

[silent marsh]

bananers

[austere ravine]

morning! I know I missed a bunch of things but right now I'm feeling better now.

[modern sky]

Yeah that's why gros michel says extinct

Even though it's not extinct

[fierce rain]

No

[autumn shell]

Yoshi mentioned

[fierce rain]

No that’s localthunk

Dumbass

[flint copper]

Nsfw

[fierce rain]

💀 🤤

[deft jasper]

bakatro

[fierce rain]

elgato

[deft jasper]

this is so awesome

[fierce rain]

WAIT

AHAHA

[deft jasper]

i put my name as a seed and lost on the third round

[fierce rain]

IM ON AN ANCIENT PHONE RN

[deft jasper]

I'm not very good

are you?

[fierce rain]

AND MY THING HASNT UPDATED

[deft jasper]

that's beautiful

[fierce rain]

I STILL HAVE THE MULT TAG

I WIN

LOCALTHUNK

YOU SUCK

I WIN

anyways how’s it going

[fierce rain]

Why aren’t you good

[deft jasper]

uhm

i try

i fail

i just need to play more

but it's very fun i enjoy baller

[fierce rain]

Ohh you’re not good at Balatro

I’m pretty good

I’ve got a couple hundred hours so I’d hope so at least

One thing I didn’t do much starting out is leveling up my hands by using planets

Celestial packs may seem useless, but trust me they aren’t

[deft jasper]

oh i am doing ok!! sorry did not realize this

[deft jasper]

see i don't even know what this means LOL

[fierce rain]

So you know when you go in the shop right

[deft jasper]

ah should i remove pinga on replies

i haven't spoken in a server in a while i forgot etiquette

[fierce rain]

And there are booster packs in the bottom right

[deft jasper]

ye ye

[fierce rain]

Hey dude dw I always leave ping on

[deft jasper]

yummy

[flint copper]

Gone

[fierce rain]

There are things called celestial packs

[fierce rain]

Nope

Still here

[deft jasper]

the planets?

[fierce rain]

Yes

[deft jasper]

the mult thing is gone on my end as well if i may say

[flint copper]

Where mult?

[deft jasper]

what are those anyways

[fierce rain]

Planets? They level up your played hand (pairs, flushes, etc)

Use them and try and build a strategy around the hands you level up

[fierce rain]

Thunk removed it

Democracy or some shit idk

But I’m on a very old iPhone so it’s not updating my tag for some reason

So I still have mult

[deft jasper]

oh wait no i meant the uh

the tags

by your name that you guys r talking about

i never figured it out

[fierce rain]

So there are discord server tags

They appear next to your name

You don’t have one selected but you can if you customize your avatar and scroll to the bottom

[autumn shell]

Like I have the street fighter 6 one

[deft jasper]

ouu

these are cute

[fierce rain]

And I don’t have one equipped for you, I’m assuming, but mine on my screen says 🔥 MULT

See?

[deft jasper]

i do see

why is your keyboard half your screen

[fierce rain]

Because I’m on an iPhone 8 and the screen is small

[deft jasper]

blind

[fierce rain]

My iPhone 13 is charging and I’d rather let it charge

Then use it while it’s charging

[fierce rain]

I’m not blind this is just how phones used to be 😭 this is default

[deft jasper]

you have two phones

so rich

[fierce rain]

I have several phones

[deft jasper]

nixon may i have a band

please

[fierce rain]

I’m not rich I just hoard old electronics

[deft jasper]

oh this is cool

what else do you possess

[silent marsh]

same!!!!!!!!! i love hoarding old tech

2 1 tb hard drives in my main pc from other pcs

easy storage

[deft jasper]

the only old things i have are an old phone and a typewriter

[fierce rain]

I have a severely damaged but somehow working iPhone SE original, a shit ton of old consoles, various laptops of varying qualities, etc

[deft jasper]

consoles

game

very cool

i want to collect them one day

when i am not poor broke college student

[fierce rain]

I don’t know why I keep this but it works 🤷‍♂️

[silent marsh]

oldest thing i own is an iMac G3

2000 model

[fierce rain]

Oh hell yeah

God I dunno the oldest thing I own

[deft jasper]

a what

[silent marsh]

i had os9 but i nuked that install lol oops

[fierce rain]

Hell yeah

[deft jasper]

oh that is cool

what do you do with it

[fierce rain]

Super old Mac from the early 2000s that are fondly remembered for their translucent coloured shells

It was very aesthetic

[deft jasper]

:o

cute

[silent marsh]

when i had it on mac os 9 i was playing SNES and Genesis games

[deft jasper]

this is also cute

very nice

[silent marsh]

on osx the genesis emulator sucks so i might have to dualboot 9

dvd drive is broken

[fierce rain]

I don’t actually have any macs anymore

[silent marsh]

i have to take out the ssd (i put in a ssd) and install through an emulator

[fierce rain]

They all worked so I gave most of mine away to people :>

[deft jasper]

that is nice

[silent marsh]

these games look amazing on that crt

[fierce rain]

All of my MacBooks went to my girlfriend and my friends so they wouldn’t need to buy laptops for college. All were 2016 or newer so they’re all perfectly fine

[deft jasper]

very vivid

[silent marsh]

only SNES ran full speed Genesis was fine just the framerate would dip

[deft jasper]

charitable nixon

[fierce rain]

Yeah that’s half my appeal, makes up for my shitty humour

[deft jasper]

lol

[fierce rain]

Right now I’m more into modern tech or Frankensteining a laptop together

[silent marsh]

yeah now that i look at it os9 looked so much cooler and fitting for this mac

[fierce rain]

I’m very proud of my switch 2 :>

[deft jasper]

this is very cute

[fierce rain]

And my 3DS

[deft jasper]

I LIVE MY 3DS

[fierce rain]

And my Frankenstein laptop

[deft jasper]

homebrewed it nothing crazy but i love

[fierce rain]

Not sure what OS it’s on right now but I think it’s on AmogOS or Hannah Montana Linux

[silent marsh]

do you by any chance know an individual by the name of bringus

[fierce rain]

John Studios my beloved

[silent marsh]

hell yeahhh

[fierce rain]

Oh damn turns out that laptop is running Windows 8.1 with no trackpad or network drivers

Fun

I’ll have to fix that later

I don’t even remember why I put windows 8.1 on it

And I installed AmogOS like 3 weeks ago so in what fever dream state did I install windows 8.1

[silent marsh]

bad ol windows 8

8.1 was fine

8 was disastrous

[fierce rain]

God I’d rather use vista than any version of 8

[visual basin]

i found 5 buckss

[fierce rain]

I’d rather use Windows ME

What OS should I put on the Frankenstein to replace windows 8.1 @silent marsh

It’s 3:30am and I’ve got nothing better to do

[silent marsh]

how old is it

[fierce rain]

It unfortunately cannot run operating systems like Windows 7 as it is too new, so stick with Linux and things like that

The cpu is from 2020

[silent marsh]

im not too versed into the linux space i only know about fedora, ubuntu, mint etc

i dualboot ubuntu on my main machine

for specific things

[copper panther]

Windows XP？

[fierce rain]

Too old

[silent marsh]

2020 cpu afaik

wont do

[fierce rain]

AMD A4-9120e

[silent marsh]

oh boy

its one of those

[fierce rain]

Yeah

[silent marsh]

yeah stick to linux

[fierce rain]

Yeppers

[copper panther]

If your computer cannot run the latest Windows 7 or 10, then XP is the most stable and user-friendly system

[fierce rain]

I might put templeos on it

[fierce rain]

My cpu cannot support such an old version of windows unfortunately

[copper panther]

lol

OK

Is your CPU in a middle position? It can't run the latest, but it also can't run very old ones

[fierce rain]

Fuck it I’ll humour you

Let me get a windows xp installer

[silent marsh]

i used to daily drive a chromebook running windows

it was hell

64gb of glorious eMMC

[copper panther]

nononono

[fierce rain]

My condolences

[copper panther]

If you feel it can't run properly, it's best not to force it. Just leave it as it is — at least it'll still be usable

[fierce rain]

No dude it physically can’t

It doesn’t have the framework

[copper panther]

oh

[fierce rain]

I know my machine, big dawg.

[copper panther]

This issue should be consulted with an engineer. Let me go ask AI

wait

[fierce rain]

…

Oh bro

You know what go ahead

I’ll just use a windows 7 installer I have laying around so I can get you an error msg

Give me 2 minutes

Gotta find it

[copper panther]

What are your computer's specifications? I'll help you find the most suitable operating system

[fierce rain]

I don’t need your help finding an OS, dude

[copper panther]

ook

[fierce rain]

I’m just asking for funny Linux distros to mess around on

[copper panther]

Linux Mint Xfce

？

[fierce rain]

That is not very funny but I guess I can go back to mint

[copper panther]

lol

OK

[silent marsh]

uwuntu 😈

[fierce rain]

Oh my god I’ve never tried that one

What a relic

[silent marsh]

Now's your chance!

[fierce rain]

I’ve only heard of uwuntu in passing

[neon wren]

there's a distro that's cool with the kids...what was it

[fierce rain]

Lemme do some googling rq

[shut fulcrum]

linux mentioned

[fierce rain]

Is… is this just Ubuntu with a Weabo skin 😭

[silent marsh]

i think yeha LOL

[copper panther]

Lubuntu Xubuntu Kubuntu

[silent marsh]

funny

[fierce rain]

Hell yeah

[neon wren]

but it's probably cooler to install arch and make it run off buntu package servers...

[fierce rain]

Oh god

HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY USES ARCH LINUX

[silent marsh]

oh one interesting distro i knew of

Void

uses so little ram

good for pcs with low ram

[neon wren]

or do gentoo and live in compile everything hell

[silent marsh]

oh my god i found my dankpods thumbnail impression while digging in my google photos

dirty buds

[fierce rain]

Oh btw @copper panther what does your say to fix this 💀

[copper panther]

Ancient memories. I think I even used it when I was learning to draw

[copper panther]

emmmmmmmmm

sorry

[copper panther]

wait

[fierce rain]

I’ll give you a dollar if you can fix it

[copper panther]

wait

lol

nonono

[copper panther]

I just enjoy tinkering with electronic devices. Give me a moment

[silent marsh]

who put chatgpt on the mic

[copper panther]

What does the blue screen show? Can you take a full screenshot?

I can't see the error code

[fierce rain]

Dude

It’s not going to work I was joking

[silent marsh]

not fully acpi compliant

[fierce rain]

My computer doesn’t support ACPI

[copper panther]

...................

😅

[fierce rain]

it’s an AHCI machine

[copper panther]

oh

[fierce rain]

See that AHCI is my only option?

[copper panther]

yeeee

[fierce rain]

Also not everything can be AIed

Please don’t rely on ChatGPT for tech advice

[copper panther]

hahahhahah

[fierce rain]

It can give some assistance in a lot of cases, but it can’t fix a lot of things

[copper panther]

Most problems can be solved quite conveniently using AI

[copper panther]

ye

[silent marsh]

damn when i had Void

@fierce rain

1Gb ram usage is crazy

[silent marsh]

not really no

[fierce rain]

Oh my god

That’s awesome

[silent marsh]

the distros nice but xbps is cheeks

[fierce rain]

Considering this thing has 4GB of RAM I’m definitely gonna look into it

[silent marsh]

xbps is the package manager

i think u could get something else im not too sure tho

[fierce rain]

I might just go back to Ubuntu for the time being ngl

[silent marsh]

ubuntu is fine

[fierce rain]

It’d give me most of my drivers without me needing to do anything

[silent marsh]

maybe with xfce it would be lighter

on the system

[fierce rain]

Or I could go back to Linux Mint too

Honesty I’m not doing anything terribly important on this machine

It’s just a testing ground for installing new parts on a laptop

[silent marsh]

last distro i used on a laptop was fedora and it was great

fedora is really good for laptops

[fierce rain]

Anyway it’s almost 4am, better head to bed

[silent marsh]

timezones 🔥🔥🔥

10am here

[fierce rain]

Ubuntu my beloved letting me use my trackpad again without needing to install anything

I’ll never take automatic drivers for granted again

I do wonder if it’ll fix my network driver issue too

[silent marsh]

realtek?

those have lots of issues usually on linux

for some reason

i had this realtek wifi adapter that wouldnt work on mint

[fierce rain]

It does!

I love you Ubuntu

[silent marsh]

craazy

[fierce rain]

Giving me my wifi back

[silent marsh]

ubuntu just works i don't get the hate for it

[fierce rain]

Yeah I dunno

It’s too similar to windows I guess

When I was ‘learning’ Linux when I started college they were getting us to use Ubuntu

It’s so easy for drivers since it’s literally a box to check off in the installation

[silent marsh]

richard nixon the linux user

[fierce rain]

I actually really like windows 11 😭

I know that’s the cardinal sin

But I really like windows

And macOS too

I’m very flexible when it comes to operating systems

But I like modern windows a lot

Windows 7 though 🤤

[silent marsh]

i HATE windows 11 LMAO

i only had issues over issues

10 never did me dirty like that

[static mango]

Nixon what are you doing on that steamdeck

Balaro

[pseudo scroll]

Steamgate obviously

[proper mortar]

Crazy?

[pseudo scroll]

I was crazy once

They put me in a room

[proper mortar]

😆

[pseudo scroll]

A rubber room

A room filled with rats

The rats made me crazy

[proper mortar]

😌

Deep

[fierce rain]

I don’t own a steam deck 😅

[static mango]

Nixon owns everything

Nixon's steam deck was promised to him thousands of years ago

[glad oriole]

thousands??

the us aint even a thousand years old

[native dust]

what do you guys think about two pair? is it like cool?

[timid cedar]

it's alright, worse than pair, better than most 5 card hands

[clever dome]

overrated

[silent marsh]

if built right it can go crazy

[tidal bobcat]

Crazy?

[clever dome]

n o

dont

[meager glade]

i was crazy once

[clever dome]

GOD DAMN IT

[silent marsh]

they locked me in a room

my discord so dry i started to genuinely talk here bro lmao

[meager dagger]

a rubber room

with rubbber rats

[lofty venture]

@knotty leaf is spamming friend requests to users in this server, he should probably be thrown out

[silent marsh]

a rubber room with rats

rats make me go crazy

crazy?

[meager dagger]

Rats? I was a rat once. They put me in a crazy. A crazy room. A crazy room with rats. Rats? I was a rat once.

[glad oriole]

was? was was a was once. they locked was in a was. a was was. a was was with was. and was makes was was.

[silent marsh]

germans when they're confused:

[prisma canyon]

[hasty socket]

Big Mike banan

[onyx reef]

@primal plaza

[primal plaza]

hi pookie bear

[severe forge]

Bruder had a stroke

[magic dome]

Since when Balatro tag changed from mult to jimbo?

[silent marsh]

wheb it was chaged

[sullen moon]

I know this has been discussed before but I am still SO upset aout the steam trading card for square joker...

Why....

[rare yew]

𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓸

[silent marsh]

jimbo j joker

[magic dome]

Has something to do that the tag was changed to Jimbo…?

With the new update I mean

[rare yew]

No it’s just better than the mult tag

[silent marsh]

truers

jimboing it

[tacit violet]

Respectfully with peace and love: I disagree. The fire mult was the best. I am not sure what the symbol is from first glance tbh

[silent marsh]

jimbo

[hasty socket]

hi thunk

[rare yew]

I never really liked MULT, I feel like it wasn’t very Balatro-y

[hasty socket]

I'm at school

[tacit violet]

It's the only game with it, and IYKYK right? Certainly the most popular

If you never really liked it, to each their own, and you got a bit more pull than a guy that goes by unknown

[hasty socket]

Jimbo is better

[tacit violet]

The icon isn't Jimbo tho

[cedar island]

I think mult did have a more fitting icon tho

[hasty socket]

Wdym

[tacit violet]

Like it's supposed to be Jimbo, but it isn't

[hasty socket]

We are friends of jimbo

[magic dome]

It was decided with a poll or its just mandela effect?

[glad oriole]

thunk

[rare yew]

I decided

[glad oriole]

thats what he used to look like

[rare yew]

We also did do a poll but that was besides the point

[glad oriole]

its a good tag thunk

i wont use it but its good

[rare yew]

What was it, 78% in favour of Jimbo?

[rare yew]

Oh I know

[glad oriole]

:3

[hasty socket]

the game for me revolves around poker insanity, not number insanity

[meager dagger]

hello thunk

[hasty socket]

that's why I want jimbo

[magic dome]

Yeah, I feel that tags should be related with the discord server but not literally the name of the server

[hasty socket]

like, image playing poker

[cedar island]

jimbo is the heart of balatro

[hasty socket]

your friend does a royal flush and he's like:"haha! Got you"

then you get a five of a kind

[meager dagger]

Will we ever going to have drawing the most used tarot voucher in the next update

[tacit violet]

Shouldn't the icon be Jimbo? Or is that not possible?

Maybe mobile doesn't show it well then

[rare yew]

Not possible

There are only like 10 preset options

[glad oriole]

if only

why isnt it possible :(

[cedar island]

always wish discord had custom tag icons

[rare yew]

Would be abused so fast

[glad oriole]

oh true

[dense acorn]

I was literally thinking about this exact thing before I opened discord, how

[cedar island]

the mult tag did have a pretty fitting preset tho

[rare yew]

It did, but I like Jimbo way better

[tacit violet]

It did for sure. A shame 😔

[rare yew]

A shame

[dense acorn]

nuh uh

[hasty socket]

jimbo is the goat

[glad oriole]

tf you mean nuh uh

[hasty socket]

Localthunk what's the difference from jimbo and the joker card you can get in the shop?

[dense acorn]

you know what I mean

[glad oriole]

i font

dont

i font

arial

[tacit violet]

Jimbo is the goat

[dense acorn]

jimbo talks

the card doesn't

[glad oriole]

are you thunk

[dense acorn]

yes

I'm secretly thunk

[rare yew]

𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓸

[dense acorn]

balatro update will contain a dog joker

[hasty socket]

𝓙𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓸

[cedar island]

don't know how to explain it in words, but I love jimbo's personality

[magic dome]

Probably not

[tacit violet]

Balatro update removing mult confirmed by thunk

[glad oriole]

ghe urge to meow is insane

[tacit violet]

Posting on Reddit rn

[glad oriole]

woaw

[dense acorn]

listen, I'm thunk

my name is localthunk, and I know how to count to at least 8

see? proven.

[rose oak]

cannot count past e308 tho

[dense acorn]

thats higher than 8

[rose oak]

maybe

[rare yew]

How would you know

[dense acorn]

educated guess

because it wasn't anything 1-8

[rare yew]

Could be real smol

[rose oak]

1 x e308 < 8 x e0

[dense acorn]

and I, as localthunk, banned negative numbers from my discord server

[dense acorn]

this is true

[rare yew]

-9

[dense acorn]

MODS!

[rose oak]

that is a 9 with a sword not a negative

[glad oriole]

well technically since naneinf is not a number it cant be properly conpared to real numbers

checkmate liberal

[rare yew]

He can only count to 8 it still confuses him

[cedar island]

looks more like a stick

[dense acorn]

it's like damage in Dungeons and Degenerate Gamblers

I love that game

[hasty socket]

and can go back until -4

[dense acorn]

the mods must be asleep

otherwise you'd be gone

[hasty socket]

i thought that In the game engine in was impossible to go below that

[rare yew]

I wanna remove all your electrons so bad rn

[dense acorn]

me too, thunk 2, me too...

[silent oriole]

God day guys

[dense acorn]

hello, it's me

localthunk

[hasty socket]

Me too, I'll now remove all my electrons

[silent oriole]

Pre work breakfast

[silent oriole]

Don't smoke

[silent oriole]

Omg obama president

[hasty socket]

sends an image of a McDonald menu
"don't eat junk food"

[glad oriole]

fros michel

[hasty socket]

Frog machel

[dense acorn]

dont mind the other guy, someone used the Death card on us

[silent oriole]

Fair tbh

[hasty socket]

Jimbo for American president 2029

[dense acorn]

anyways I'm going to go, I'll leave you all with my evil clone

[silent oriole]

Shitposter clone

[dense acorn]

goodbye

[silent oriole]

Itadakimasu

Oh no that's not the word

Oyasumin

Neither

Sayounara

[dense acorn]

hasta la pasta

[slate steeple]

Finally android on raspberry pi

[twilit radish]

guys im trying to make my own mod i got this error. What to do?

[long atlas]

“my bus driver playing mitski” type image

[twilit radish]

please help

[hasty socket]

I'm not a modder

[twilit radish]

is someone other is a modder

[hasty socket]

Guys what's this English though 🥀

[twilit radish]

i just want info pls

[neon cape]

w boss blind

[fading maple]

peak bg

[opaque shard]

Hey everyone

[hot vortex]

I have school today ):

[tranquil sparrow]

Hey everyone o/

just got back from work

[silent marsh]

canio

from the game balatro

[tranquil sparrow]

Canio is indeed from the game Balatro

[slate steeple]

Canio form ancient history

[light glade]

Yuri!!!!!!!!!

[sacred hatch]

REIMARI SPOTTED

[slate steeple]

RAHHH!!!

[tired pecan]

Hell yeah

[fair crescent]

hi

[tired pecan]

george harris sr: hi

[icy patrol]

Ho

hi

[wooden inlet]

whats up yall

[icy patrol]

[lofty socket]

If castle has 1,000,000 fans I’m one of them
If castle has 5 fans I’m one of them
If castle has 1 fan its me
If castle has no fans, I’m no longer alive
If the entire world is against castle, I’m against the entire world
Till my last breath I’ll support castle

[wooden inlet]

[shut fulcrum]

hi: card

[lofty socket]

The run sadly died due to debuff only hitting my good jokers

KNZGI5YT

[icy patrol]

the round 8 and 16 antes boss are "unusual"

[wooden inlet]

what jokers did you have?

[sacred hatch]

WHAT THE FUCK

[lofty socket]

U can see them in the picture

[wooden inlet]

ohh lmao

[lofty socket]

711 isnt normal? /s

Funny ante 8 run

[sacred hatch]

Funky bug I found

[lofty socket]

True misprint

[eternal brook]

Is the content update ever gonna happen?

[icy patrol]

poor egg

[forest wagon]

yes

[opal gate]

Question, (I'm new) what's better Sixth sense or dna joker (I'm in ante 3)

[forest wagon]

depends on your deck

with a default deck, 100% sixth sense

if you've fixed/have good cards then more probably dna

[opal gate]

Alright

Thanks

[icy patrol]

I'll see you when I see you

[clear quail]

do i take the cavendish and sell photograph here🙏

[shut fulcrum]

nat negative misprint in the buffoon pack

[slender gale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i-see-nervux-nerrvux-Nxie8uNBHskgCvp9rf

[clear quail]

nope 💔😔

[shut fulcrum]

take cavendish for baron, rerool into showedman to get another cavendish, then sell photo for cavendish for another cavendish

[clear quail]

but

[shut fulcrum]

caino synergy

[icy patrol]

in wich Joker should I use Blueprint

[forest wagon]

depends what kind of run you are having

probably constellation

[obtuse snow]

me and who

[eternal brook]

When?

[forest wagon]

monday

[eternal brook]

I don’t think so

Really?

[solemn elm]

no

[eternal brook]

I thought so

[solemn elm]

try not to spread misinformation even if its a joke

[eternal brook]

Do you know when?

[forest wagon]

nobody knows

[eternal brook]

Ok

[forest wagon]

but my firm belief is on monday

[eternal brook]

lol

[solemn elm]

there's no release date or vague idea about when it'll come out.
it could come out this year, but to quote localthunk "it's done when it's done"

[eternal brook]

Thank you

[slate steeple]

Least optimal cryptid run

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[slate steeple]

I was allowed to post here before man fym

[solemn elm]

rule 11

always been a thing

[forest wagon]

you can, in the sense that you probably wont be banned even if you keep doing it every now and then

but its not what you should do

[slate steeple]

Well if I'm not posting balala it's yuri

So eh......

[solemn elm]

that's fine

also you can still post about modded content, just keep it to the modded channels

[slate steeple]

Fine.....

[meager glade]

blue stake beaten 🔥

lucky cat is joated

[grave socket]

just bought balatro!

[meager glade]

nice

gl addiction

[grave socket]

6hrs today

poof

any tips to enjoy the game?

[solemn elm]

avoid black deck

[meager glade]

just play ngl

[storm karma]

Oooo

I like the new tag

Jimbooo

[meager glade]

chat

[wintry halo]

a tale as old as time

[rare yew]

Hello my jokers

I’ve got a big day of pixel art ahead of me

Many pixels shall be drawn with my mouse

Much coffee drunk

[dull lichen]

goat

[neon tulip]

OMG IT´S REAL THE BALATRO MAN

no way

[storm karma]

Wise words of local thunk

[acoustic geode]

New jonklers

[rare yew]

Today won’t be drawing jokers, other things

Maybe a joker or 2

Since they’re fun to draw

[acoustic geode]

3 jokers confirmed

[neon tulip]

w

[storm karma]

I think

Atleast

4

Cus

Jonklers

[rare yew]

Who says this is 1.1

[magic steppe]

the royal flush gambit

[storm karma]

THE BIG 2.0?

[acoustic geode]

Balatro 2

[magic steppe]

after c+ i take great pleasure in the wonders of white stake

[rapid jay]

I really like the art u did for gros michel

Like behind the banana

[rare yew]

Ty

[magic steppe]

white stake can create scenarios c++ grinders can only dream about

[neon tulip]

maybe thouse jokers are for an animated movie?

[rare yew]

(It’s for 1.1)

[magic steppe]

the big man is typing?

[storm karma]

So it is for 1.1

[rare yew]

But also like- just because I’m drawing something doesn’t mean it gets past the editing room

[rapid jay]

Is it okay if i bug for stuff about 1.1

[storm karma]

Oh

[magic steppe]

localthunk can you make it so that we can kill bloodstone with hammers?

[rare yew]

I cut a lot of stuff

[magic steppe]

please man

[acoustic geode]

Gotta add at least 15 jokers so every page of the collection tab stays full

[storm karma]

Is the new banan confirmed

Or did it get cut

[rare yew]

New banana is confirmed

[rapid jay]

Bloodstone hit 5/5 no dice last run i had

[magic steppe]

Jimbo please hang bloodstone from a tree and my life is yours

[storm karma]

Yay

[acoustic geode]

Who did you sacrifice

[rare yew]

Scream it from the rooftops, new banano

[rapid jay]

Chris brown

[storm karma]

Bananana

[magic steppe]

the plant asked if it could create one joker, it created bloodstone

[storm karma]

Imagine the banana is just a completely different joker on the bottom

[dull lichen]

half minion

[rapid jay]

Banana joker related to potassium and it scales

Life could be a dream

[magic steppe]

localthunk do you sleep soundly at night knowing bloodstone is a plague on Creation?

[storm karma]

Balatro is so addictive ngl

[acoustic geode]

Ice cream with a banana topping

[dull lichen]

this guy HATES bloodstone

[rare yew]

Do you know how funny it is that the most hated parts of the game are “1 in X chance for good thing to happen” and not “1 in X chance for bad thing to happen”

[storm karma]

lol

[rare yew]

Freaking psychology man

[willow storm]

is that bloodstone i see

[magic steppe]

i have c+ and i'm malding over a white stake run i'm kinda not good in the head

ironically enough i have a gold sticker on it

[rare yew]

Wow this guy loves bloodstone

Bloodstone biggest fan over there

[acoustic geode]

Bloodstone is an uncommon

It is bbc value

[storm karma]

Bloodstone the most reliable joker 100%

[magic steppe]

double dices thankfully

[storm karma]

After it hits none of my cards

[magic steppe]

bloodstone always hits, it's just not the hit that scores

[storm karma]

Yea thats what i meant

Faaah

[rapid jay]

Tried to send a sticker whoos

Forgive me thunk

[rare yew]

Yeah I saw your atoms get disassembled

[magic steppe]

thunk do you get hot and steamy with ben starr?

[rare yew]

Don’t be weird

[acoustic geode]

[magic steppe]

fair enough

[acoustic geode]

Haven't played balatro since last year

[rapid jay]

Banned

[willow storm]

does not playing balatro for a month make you more addicted

[magic steppe]

now I will move on from bloodstone to 8 ball, my crusade does not end

[rapid jay]

Yes

[willow storm]

😭

[rapid jay]

When the score catches on fire

True euphoria

[willow storm]

i tried to do nnn for balatro but it just backfired

[acoustic geode]

Only had 16 hours

[rapid jay]

Get them numbers up boy

[rare yew]

That’s almost exactly the median playtime

[dull lichen]

i have almost 300 hours and im still trying to get gold stake on every deck

[storm karma]

:(

[acoustic geode]

I am so mid

😔

[rare yew]

Average Balatro kid, is that what your name means

[storm karma]

Only 16 hours

[fading maple]

youre more than a month sober good job

[meager glade]

only 16 hours in a game like that is crazy ngl

[acoustic geode]

Fits actually

It is just a keyboard mash

You just gave me a lore for my name

Fire emoji

[rapid jay]

Localthunk do you enjoy manga

[magic steppe]

blueprint x brainstorm yuri fanatic i'd assume

[rare yew]

No

[dull lichen]

wtf

[meager glade]

lmao

[fading maple]

shucks

[rapid jay]

I mean yeah but

[meager glade]

this is a game about cards bruh 😭

[magic steppe]

1.1 should add a soulslike mode

[fading maple]

bluestorm the best ship ever actually 🥹

[rapid jay]

No update in years we have to make our own content

[meager glade]

crazy

[magic steppe]

jokes aside if matador becomes cool then I have some gold stake to grind, i cant wait

[willow storm]

isnt that yaoi

[rapid jay]

I saw a crazy blueprint and brainstorm cosplay

[magic steppe]

whatever fits your agenda

[rapid jay]

It can be anything really

[fading maple]

who says cards have gender

[magic steppe]

jimbo is just that joker, that's about it

[rare yew]

Alright bye lmao

[rapid jay]

Dude just got outwokedd

[rapid jay]

Baiiii

[magic steppe]

cya dude

[fading maple]

bye

[magic steppe]

have a good one, don't stress yourself

[fading maple]

𖤍𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫 ☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎𖤍𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫 ☟︎☜︎☹︎☹︎𖤍𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫

[magic steppe]

smite that mf

[rapid jay]

Someone GET HIM

[acoustic geode]

Fire emoji

[rare yew]

I put him gently into the shadow realm

[fading maple]

thanks

[rare yew]

So he may rest forever at peace

[rapid jay]

dude thunk just hung that guy

[willow storm]

how did i miss that

[rapid jay]

Add a guillotine into balatro

[primal plaza]

jimbo

[fading maple]

public executions 💓

[turbid atlas]

good morning balatroville

[latent thicket]

has anyone tried to play rush e with balatro scoring sound

[magic steppe]

i wake up everyday and I wish it was bloodstone

[latent thicket]

Would be fitting ngl

[fading maple]

same

[rare yew]

yeet where is you Jimbo tag

Do you hate my child?

[magic steppe]

forgive me jokah for i have sinned

[willow storm]

i wake up everyday and I wish it wasn't bloodstone

[acoustic geode]

Looks weird

[rare yew]

You take that back

[acoustic geode]

It is ugly

[rare yew]

Banned

[fallow apex]

look at the private message🥺

[fading maple]

i already have another indie game tag ✌️

[tawny pasture]

dang my thunk alert notification didnt go off. smdh

[magic steppe]

i have been converted (i have 400h)

[fading maple]

why hello murphy

[turbid atlas]

hi murphy

[fading maple]

i should stop cosplaying as david baszucki maybe

[hasty socket]

wdym he's ugly he's the best thing ever

[fading maple]

stop ugly shaming jimbo 😢

[tawny pasture]

oh nice new tag. howd we get 5 letters?

[fading maple]

unicode (?)

[acoustic geode]

Special characters to bypass the limit

[tawny pasture]

classic

[fading maple]

fine gentleman

[turbid atlas]

hello good sir

[fading maple]

hes going to a job appointment

[turbid atlas]

ahh!!

[fading maple]

miao

[shut fulcrum]

w employment

[fading maple]

he got rejected

yeah im on the phone with him hes literally heartbroken

[willow storm]

:(((

[obtuse canyon]

Thats crazy

[tribal knoll]

wishi could see something similar for pc

[willow storm]

more tiktok than balatro is more concerning tbh

[tribal knoll]

yeah ngl

but it is what it is

[obtuse canyon]

Brainrotting maxxing

[willow storm]

we need a tiktok balatro mod ngl

[tribal knoll]

dont think we do

[willow storm]

you just doomscroll seeds

[obtuse canyon]

Balatrotok is empty

Its all in youtube shorts

[willow storm]

are there even balatro tiktok

maybe balatroshorts

[turbid atlas]

It’s actually all in instagram reels

[shut fulcrum]

oh

yewsh

its okay we all get jobs eventually

[hasty socket]

Five

Hundred

Triboulets

[fading maple]

(500)

[rare yew]

Better or worse than MULT?

[royal bough]

Playing royal flushes is always so satisfying

[tawny pasture]

i like it, jimbo is balatro. mult could be anything....even ||math||

[rare yew]

Ew math

Yuck

[celest berry]

Debate club gonna go crazy

[fading maple]

billions must love and cherish

[celest berry]

FUCK YOU

[fading maple]

snuggles you

[celest berry]

Maybe.. it isnt that bad

[fading maple]

like dis

[tribal knoll]

banger shirt

[fading maple]

billions must hug

[celest berry]

Pain in the ass to get it delivered

[storm ridge]

1 billion lives!

[celest berry]

Billions must cherish

[fading maple]

yes

[coarse basalt]

Billions must play their cards

[celest berry]

Billions must skip negative tags

[fading maple]

i agree with all of you

[turbid atlas]

billions must smile

[fading maple]

except negative tags

[coarse basalt]

[azure gale]

Excuse me guys, I have a question (hope this is the right channel)
Why I can't find the "Thunk-chat"?

[rare yew]

Shhh Jimbo is typing

I yeeted it

[azure gale]

Oh

[fading maple]

father son interaction

[azure gale]

Thank you dad 🙂

[celest berry]

This is like a half brother meeting his other half

[azure gale]

"Wait, dad? Is you?" Aah interaction

[rare yew]

Thunk chat may come back at some point but for now server chat is thunk chat

[azure gale]

Okey, thank you so much sir!

[fading maple]

does "localthunk" imply the existance of "varthunk", "constthunk" etc...

[rare yew]

FYI for those that don’t know, thunk chat had permanent slow mode, no reactions, no images, and heavy moderation

[celest berry]

Literally 1984

[rare yew]

At the time it was impossible to discuss anything in here because chat went buck wild

[coarse basalt]

Damn was it that insane??😭 😭

[opaque shard]

Literally 1984

[rare yew]

It was bad enough that I couldn’t really hang out in this channel

Hence why I made a special one

[acoustic geode]

Balalero balala?

[fading maple]

YOU WILL NEVER BE TROY

[celest berry]

Thunk what update will jimbo have a family tree

[rare yew]

It’s fine now

[opaque shard]

Damn someone beat me to it

[opaque shard]

Balatro skill tree update

[rare yew]

Well, better now

Not perfect lol

[coarse basalt]

It’s kinda surreal to be speaking to THE creator of Balatro

[acoustic geode]

Unlocking jokers is unlocking skills

[coarse basalt]

Thunk will Jimbo plushies come back?

[neon tulip]

thunk thx for blessing my last run, i got a legen joker... it was yorick

[rare yew]

I’m guessing not, but I’m not sure

[vast raft]

Localchat when

[hasty socket]

I remember being in a discord mod server and the creator of that mod was so hard to get in the chat and wouldn't respond to questions

[opaque shard]

I am glad this server is small enough that the creator can hang out here sometimes

[rare yew]

As soon as 1.1 comes out I won’t be able to hang out here

This place will be a tire fire

[vast raft]

1.1.1 will make u world famous

[fading maple]

just randomly pban 50% of the server

[coarse basalt]

Damn 😭 😭 😭

[vast raft]

1.1.1.1 will grant you your own secret service

[celest berry]

Will balatro ever die? Like will it be in a limbo stage like all roguelikes

[coarse basalt]

Is that the update you are currently working on?

[rare yew]

You mean… released?

[vast raft]

Mr. bones

[rare yew]

Kids there was a time when a game launched and that was the game

It doesn’t need to be worked on forever

[hasty socket]

sometime a creator will just launch a new game

[fading maple]

what if it gets the baldi's basics plus treatment and just keeps getting updated for over 6 years and basically no one covers it anymore

[acoustic geode]

Balatro 2

[celest berry]

Its still being updated?!

[fading maple]

its still in early access yes

[rare yew]

I won’t make a Balatro 2

[neon tulip]

:c

[rare yew]

If I ever bring up Balatro 2 as an idea, bully me

[hasty socket]

it's pretty stupid of an idea ngl

[coarse basalt]

That would be like making Minecraft 2💀 💀 💀

[celest berry]

Listen to them, sell your game to a company they know whats best for your game....

[hasty socket]

NO

[fading maple]

what about "balatro: the prequel" and its just poker with a lot of microtransactions ☺️

[celest berry]

Isnt that what poker literally is

[hasty socket]

don't ever trust companies

[rare yew]

Other games do it, StS2 or Isaac Rebirth or Monster Train 2

It’s fine

[fading maple]

yes that was the funny ahah joke

[rare yew]

I just don’t wanna do it

[fading maple]

im the funny person

[acoustic geode]

Balatro 2 return of the xchips

[opaque shard]

Just update the original game at that point

[hasty socket]

the thing is that, what will actually change? It's still poker.

[opaque shard]

Yea

[rare yew]

I’d get more money

That is a change for me

[hasty socket]

That makes sense

[celest berry]

There should be a mod where you can play balatro, with your money

All the spending goes to localthunk

[opaque shard]

Someone did that in a video

[rare yew]

You see why we banned images in Thunk chat lmao

[acoustic geode]

Buying balatro is giving money to thunk

[fading maple]

you prefer dogs i see

[hasty socket]

I still have to find balatro for switch damnit

[coarse basalt]

Link

[hasty socket]

I wanted to show you guys something strange about it

[neon tulip]

thunk would you make an another board game of balatro?

[rare yew]

Maybe

[coarse basalt]

And what’s that strange thing >w>

[rare yew]

Unlikely but maybe

[acoustic geode]

Jimbonopoly

[fading maple]

jimbos and dragons

[neon tulip]

LMAO

[celest berry]

Thunk is there really any change to the Apple Arcade version of balatro, and do you profit off of it?

[fading maple]

just reskin dnd and call it a day

[rare yew]

I’ve been pitched a looooot of board game concepts in my inbox and it’s odd for a couple reasons

• I’m a game designer, I like designing games, I’d want to do it myself
• most are sooooooo complicated, the benefit of a video game is that you don’t need to set up turns and pieces manually. In a board game adaptation of real Balatro you’d spend all your time moving shit around
• many came with calculators, which is just like. Why. Don’t

[hasty socket]

Which do I trust

The pegi

[primal plaza]

jimbo

[primal plaza]

jimbo

[fading maple]

pegi 6

[rare yew]

I’d want to make a board game that had the vibes of Balatro without the complexity of a massive board game

[neon tulip]

it's complicated

[coarse basalt]

Oh yeah the age rating conflict lmao

[coarse basalt]

Imagine trying to play blueprint in real life

[celest berry]

I got this! 3D balatro: it's pretty much the same game but this time we have a corporate license AND the game is in 3D

[hasty socket]

you need to be 18 AND 12 at the same time

[hasty socket]

Clover pit?

[fading maple]

no, atleast 12 and atleast 18 👀

[acoustic geode]

Balatro in fortnite

[fading maple]

if youre imbetween the two 50% of the collection is banned

[fading maple]

Balatro in fortnite

[acoustic geode]

Fortnite in balatro?

[fading maple]

now we're talking

[storm ridge]

balatro BR

[fading maple]

balatro Borld Record

[neon tulip]

idk wth i'm doing with my life

[solemn delta]

Good afternoon fellers

[hasty socket]

hi Roaring knight

[solemn delta]

Hi Ukro

[fading maple]

isnt that the other knight

[hasty socket]

yea ik

[fading maple]

cavaliere concavo

[hasty socket]

armiere convesso 🔥🔥

[azure gale]

I install Discord specifically for Balatro's server

Are you proud father?

[acoustic geode]

No

[solemn delta]

You sir deserve the medal of honor

[fading maple]

ok, avarage balatro kid

[compact stump]

hallo

[solemn delta]

Hi