🎙・server-chat

[regal plinth]

Doesn’t Croque Monsieur literally translate to “Mister Crunch” or “Mister Crunchy” or smth like that

[tawny pasture]

felt bad for big mike

[austere ravine]

yo ucan have big mike as a seprate banana joker if you guys really wanted it

or if localthunk can do that.

[hasty socket]

It's the same thing

[hasty socket]

it's Gros Michel but American name

[median elm]

if we have big mike does cavendish become bigger mike

[turbid atlas]

not an evolution, a sidegrade

[hot vortex]

true

[spark atlas]

Mr. Big Mike

[hasty socket]

Big Mike was a Nickname for Gros Michel

[sacred hatch]

But that makes no sense, Gros Michel is literally just French for Big Mike

[prisma idol]

[sacred hatch]

(COMING!)

[austere ravine]

oh.

[hasty socket]

I got destroyed by the pull 🥀

[hot vortex]

i must go chat ohnepixel is streaming..

[wispy venture]

43046721 mult

[fading maple]

i mean

[rare yew]

Godspeed Godzilla

[wispy venture]

16 cavendish

[austere ravine]

I didn't know local is a godzilla fan

[regal plinth]

None are negatives tho 😢

[fading maple]

i need a baldi's basics collab thunk

im craving it

[turbid atlas]

Gojira = Godzilla

[hasty socket]

I need to find my balatro switch version I can't find it

[austere ravine]

wait a min, is he?

[turbid atlas]

He was just calling Gojira “Godzilla” because that’s the translation

[austere ravine]

ah.

[fading maple]

your pfp reminds me of weezer 👀

[vernal violet]

big mike is funny but gros michel is too classy not to pick

[austere ravine]

for a moment I thought he knew that monster movie franchise. but I have guessed wrong.

[turbid atlas]

i got some crazy news about the hex code

[fading maple]

its the one? 🥹

[turbid atlas]

perchance

[vernal violet]

it's the blue, isn't it?

[turbid atlas]

Haven’t listened to them in a while actually…

#1 fraud

[fading maple]

tganks for me informing me tbat weezer used HEX #189BCC

[sacred hatch]

"please, Thunk, I need this, my brain is kinda fandomless"

[fading maple]

i cant type

[sacred hatch]

We need to draw Jimbo as this vro

[hasty socket]

Big Mike will won one day...

[fading maple]

i dont know what this means 😰 why is my brain fandomless

[turbid atlas]

x2 mult if hand played does not contain a full house

[austere ravine]

#1289719526648446976 message
I'm still suprised no one had still ever talked about this in it's complette form despite already been translated.

[fading maple]

more pair lobotomy 🩷

[turbid atlas]

WE are spamming pairs for all of eternity

[sacred hatch]

OH GOD

[fading maple]

cant wait to see the new buffs to the bigger hands

im done with pairs

[turbid atlas]

i am very interested in what they’ll be

[fading maple]

its too stale now

[turbid atlas]

i’m assuming enhancement buffs?

[austere ravine]

welp, it's starting to get late for me at the moment, I probably might going to bed soon.

[turbid atlas]

to inentivize more cards played

[median elm]

ive just been forcing myself to play 3oak or straights in more runs by just playing abandoned and zodiac

[fading maple]

yes more in-hand effects so pairs can be even better 🤩

[austere ravine]

and I probably need rest after everything.

[hasty socket]

Please, jimbo I need this,

My run is kinda jokerless...

[turbid atlas]

Insert gif of michael jordan with hand out saying “no no no!!!”

i meant like… mult and bonus cards

[median elm]

bonus cards are really good with pairs, less good with larger hands

mult cards could get a buff

[sacred hatch]

Please, Jimbo, I need this... my round is kinda discardless

[turbid atlas]

yeah bro whatever you say

[austere ravine]

what?

[fading maple]

burglar i see

[austere ravine]

so yeah, thank you localthunk and everyone else. good night guys, hopefully maybe another time we can have an intersting convo like this.

[turbid atlas]

he robbed the house that’s why they’re broke

[hasty socket]

I can hear chicot say:"ayooo, I see you laughing bro!"

[sacred hatch]

No I'm just kinda wasteful

[turbid atlas]

goat

[austere ravine]

someohw I got dismissed because I had @ on it somehow but yeah glad that it prevented me fro making a mistake.

[fading maple]

👀 i love the hands and discard vouchers

[austere ravine]

anyways, good night guys.

[sacred hatch]

"why you try not to laugh, bro, that's disrespectful as shi"

[turbid atlas]

nacho tong

[austere ravine]

and once again sorry for the trouble I caused. or we all caused.

[fading maple]

its always an instant buy

[turbid atlas]

pays for itself in 5-10 rounds

hopefully…

[fading maple]

i wish to see more vouchers that give me the same feel as those

in the next update

[rare yew]

Paint brush always gets my neurons going

[turbid atlas]

Voucher Voucher: Gives an extra voucher every 2 antes

[tribal knoll]

i love the hand size for playing straights

or big hands in general

[median elm]

yeah

[turbid atlas]

hand size genuinely feels so luxurious

[median elm]

paint brush is always nice to see

[fading maple]

yes yes yesss i just always buy it cause its very strong but its a shame when i get it ante 1 and im broke

hand size is very good in this game

[rare yew]

That and overstock

[turbid atlas]

Is there a reason why hand size is correlated with paint i don’t think i ever got it

[hasty socket]

Bob Ross deck does that 2x

[austere ravine]

oh! you almost caught in the nick of time since I actually forgot to wish local thunk good luck

[fading maple]

cus you... use your hands to hold a paintbrush 😼

[rare yew]

Nah not really

[austere ravine]

but yeah I might be going to bed now so, local thunk thanks and also I wish you luck on what's next. it's midnight and I need to sleep soon.

[hasty socket]

amount of colors.

[turbid atlas]

Localthunk, who hadn’t thought of that:

[rare yew]

Well it’s kinda that

But the connection is pretty weak

[median elm]

yeah

[hasty socket]

Yea

[median elm]

pallete makes more sense than brush imo

[turbid atlas]

Cuz when you get layers of paint on your hand, the size of your hand is bigger

[rare yew]

It’s nice to have something to adhere to as a visual theme

[fading maple]

well i can see the connection between a palette's amount of colors and the amount of cards you hold

[sacred hatch]

TRUE

[sacred hatch]

That and Antimatter

[median elm]

antimatter looks so nice

[rare yew]

I think I take paint brush over antimatter, am I a sicko

[fading maple]

no

[hasty socket]

I mean

[turbid atlas]

not really

[wintry halo]

sounds normal

[hasty socket]

why wouldn't you take a joker

[median elm]

yeah, more joker slots doesnt do much not in endless honestly

[fading maple]

i find antimatter to be more of a endless voucher

[median elm]

yeah

[sacred hatch]

Fair, imagine fitting two full houses in a single hand

[turbid atlas]

if you NEED 7 jokers to win that’s kinda greedy

[hasty socket]

why do I always have the controversial opinions 🥀

[rare yew]

5 jokers is plenty thanks

[turbid atlas]

where did i get 7

am i a genius??

[long atlas]

i always always take hieroglyph oml it’s so good

[hasty socket]

If I have two pair build then I get antimatter, it flush, then I get brush

[turbid atlas]

I looove heiroglyph

[sonic hazel]

hi localthunk

bye localthunk

[rare yew]

Hello

Bye

[sonic hazel]

[sacred hatch]

wait until vro learns about negatives

[sacred hatch]

[long atlas]

petroglyph is a little more iffy but if i have heiroglyph available im buying

[rare yew]

I ain’t need all that

[turbid atlas]

what’s that

[rare yew]

Just gimme a big hand

[median elm]

heiroglyph is a great voucher the more balatro the better

[fading maple]

endless exists

it doesnt remove 1 hand

[sonic hazel]

[rare yew]

Ew endless

[median elm]

endless has like only a few good metas

[fading maple]

jokes aside i love hieroglyph too

[hasty socket]

Endless kinda seems unbalanced

[pallid sapphire]

no way, it's famous balatro maker localthunk

[wintry halo]

high investment voucher or permanent discard/hand power

[sacred hatch]

Thunk rn

[hasty socket]

Goes to 1 million to 10 million

[fading maple]

whats that

[hasty socket]

In 1 ante

[rare yew]

That’s me fr

[pallid sapphire]

if only it scaled a little less aggressively 💔

[rare yew]

That would make it so much worse

[pallid sapphire]

ikr

[rare yew]

If anything it scales too slow

[pallid sapphire]

what should its ideal scaling be

[wintry halo]

if only more than 5 jokers were compatible with endless

[long atlas]

can we agree observatory and illusion/magic trick are not the best

[sacred hatch]

It'll probably be boring or less of a challenge as a normal run

[rare yew]

Ideally I think naneinf ante would be like 24

Not 39

[median elm]

i think the scaling is fine right now its just that past like ante 12/13 there is like only a handful of jokers that work

[long atlas]

+2 chips an ante

[regal plinth]

I sent snippets of the convo to my mom and this is what she had to say

[wintry halo]

good idea

[rare yew]

Can I frame this pls

[turbid atlas]

then they HAVE to do it on a finisher blind

[regal plinth]

Go right ahead, along with my dad’s reaction

[wooden furnace]

I feel like if I introduced balatro to my mother in law I'd never see her again lol

[rare yew]

Hahahahahaha

[woven rampart]

IM SO PISSED GOD

I HATE JOKERLESS

[wooden furnace]

She got hooked on slay the spire hard I can't Imagine

[regal plinth]

They’re both about 50 so take that as you will

[median elm]

unluckyyy

[long atlas]

violet vessel 🥀 (best one bc 6*inf is still inf)

[pallid sapphire]

should've just savescummed

[sacred hatch]

Skill issue /j

[wintry halo]

sts the bigger time sink 💔

[hasty socket]

balatro is how make people quit casino

[turbid atlas]

yams and chicken

[long atlas]

big gamba doesn’t want you to know this trick

[pallid sapphire]

does this joker fill out the empty joker slots with eggs?

[hasty socket]

i remember there was a study which makes people make wii sport after a car accident and the result was very good

[rare yew]

Alrighty chat have a great day, keep it real

[wooden furnace]

My coworker is a chronic gambler I tried showing him the game and he wouldn't bite 🙏😔, then again he is like 60

[rare yew]

Later skaters

[turbid atlas]

bye thunk 👋

[hasty socket]

bye thunk

[median elm]

Later skater

[wooden furnace]

Cya thunk thanks for the funny card game

[long atlas]

bye thunkerston have a nice day

[hasty socket]

Bye sweetie

[wise lantern]

Cya man

[fading maple]

if at the end of round an egg is on its right, the egg becomes another chicken

[minor prairie]

see you later alligator

[regal plinth]

That was a great convo

[sacred hatch]

Later Joker

[regal plinth]

I got to tell LocalThunk that I got my parents hooked and they loved it

[fading maple]

2 minutes late

[minor prairie]

another person fell to the schemes of big balatro

when will it end

[fading maple]

COPPA has to ban Balatro because of its danger to society

[woven rampart]

Thanks for the game bro. It's my all time fav

[sacred hatch]

Objection, Kids start gambling young /j

[fading maple]

TRUE!!!! LETS HIT THE SLOTS

[sacred hatch]

LET'S BET IT ALL

99% QUIT BEFORE MAKING IT BIG

[fading maple]

miner giving up before finding diamonds comic

[sacred hatch]

Roblox in a nutshell

[turbid atlas]

i’m back my lunch was so yummy

[verbal bison]

💥

[turbid atlas]

ouch ouch ow

[verbal bison]

Whatd u eat ‼️

[turbid atlas]

😋

[verbal bison]

OH HELL YEA

That chicken looks so juicy 🥲

[turbid atlas]

sauce was so yummy

[verbal bison]

Thats so awesome sauce 🎶

[hasty socket]

Goated Ena pfp btw

[wooden furnace]

Same to you! I drew this a LONG time ago lol, haven't even gotten to dream bbq yet

[sacred hatch]

We're all cracking Moony

[hasty socket]

The pfp it's not mine, but still taski maiden so it's cool

[sacred hatch]

I quite like ENA (the series, I haven't played the game yet)

[hasty socket]

The game is even more peak

[sacred hatch]

Idk, I'm quite nostalgic for the series (also my shitty ass computer can't even run the most basic games)

[verbal bison]

Wait i cant send gifs? 💔

[native tusk]

hai

[hasty socket]

Yes you can send gifs

[verbal bison]

HERRO !

[verbal bison]

Mine fot blocked </3

[native tusk]

hewwo

tenor is specifically banned

[verbal bison]

WHAT.

Okay.

Wait.

Im gonna go thru my favs and see if they send

[native tusk]

😭

[verbal bison]

Its all tenor.

WHATS WRONG WITH TENOR

I give up.

This is insane.

HOW ARE U BITCH !!!

Or dumb

[verbal bison]

Which one should i call u

[native tusk]

what do you wanna call me

[hasty socket]

I'll call that Mr bones

[bold compass]

the guy from hylics

[calm axle]

bruh, bitcoin drop costed me a lot....

[weak tangle]

holy shit i love seance

[verbal bison]

🧍‍♂️

I do not know

[native tusk]

you can call me ash!

[verbal bison]

ASH

Yea thats lowk cold

🥶

[native tusk]

thanks!!

i'm so tuff

[sacred hatch]

Always invest in Bitcoin /j

-# jk, never be on Web3 unless you know what you're doing, or just use Stablecoins lmao

[vernal tartan]

[rain narwhal]

Been stuck on orange stake for too long

[native tusk]

i like teto werm

[hot vortex]

I showed my 8 year old cousin balatro

he got bored in like 5 seconds

[rain narwhal]

Showed my girlfriend balatro and Issac and she doesn't get it

[hot vortex]

lol

[rain narwhal]

Break up worthy? 🤔

[native tusk]

yea

[rain narwhal]

Kill her worthy?

[native tusk]

maybe not that

[hot vortex]

absolutely

[rain narwhal]

Foid telling ME the supreme chud leader whats good and what isn't!!

DIE!!

[native tusk]

i'm sorry supreme chud..

[rain narwhal]

I forgive you

kisses forehead

Mwah

We all make mistakes

[glad oriole]

what the penis

[verbal bison]

!!!

[native tusk]

😭

[granite urchin]

Girlfriend ❌

[rain narwhal]

Youre right, if I wanna get better I need to leave her

[granite urchin]

Dating me requirement is gold stake in at least 3 decks

[rain narwhal]

Then can I date you teehee

[granite urchin]

Ill check my schedule and get back to you

Trust 🙏🙏

[verbal bison]

My chances r gone.

[granite urchin]

ALSO 18+ thats onother requirement thats an important one

[granite urchin]

Big fan of this emoji to

[rain narwhal]

Hope I get picked!

Btw if you don't pick me I will harm myself and/or others

[verbal bison]

What a twist

[verbal bison]

PLS PICK THEM @granite urchin

[granite urchin]

[rain narwhal]

I'm sooooo uglyyy someone pick meeee

[granite urchin]

Ill take this into consideration

[verbal bison]

[granite urchin]

In other news im gonna redye my buzzcut and i am greatly considering doing the balatro colors

Like red and blue and black and white swirls

[native tusk]

hi

[verbal bison]

Holy moly

[verbal bison]

HERRO

[native tusk]

hewwo

can someone feed me soup

[drifting talon]

Dead server lowki

✌️😭

[stiff moat]

does hieroglpyh also decrease blinds

or blind requirement

[tribal knoll]

double tag rare joker skip always pays off

[tribal knoll]

it rewinds you back 1 ante so you'll see the blind requirements for the previous ante

instead of the current

boss blind type doesnt change

[granite urchin]

Makes the blind requirements the same as the previous ante.

[tulip flicker]

why cant i have luck like this for every run

[tawny pasture]

gotta have rainy days to appreciate the sunny ones

[granite urchin]

Truth nuke

[full wharf]

this is weird

this is weird isn't it?

[vernal tartan]

He’s chicot so whatever effect you feel is negated

[tribal knoll]

[granite urchin]

Its sarcastic if i wasnt it would be weird but he was joking

[tribal knoll]

ngl i thought he was quoting ben starr on the goty awards

but yeah he was joking

[native tusk]

regardless if it's a joke

it's quite weird and unfunny

[tribal knoll]

definitely can come across as that yes

[ocean yarrow]

okay today i got e82 as my score

i genuinely got groomed by vouchers and i got ZERO ectos

do i need to use jokers likr sixth sense in thr early game ?

[granite urchin]

I didnt particularly like the joke either but i try not to be rude.

[native tusk]

i don't particularly think it's rude to call out someone for making self harm jokes around others in a public space

there's stuff you just don't really joke about in spaces like that

[granite urchin]

I agree with u im just kinda a bitch and i avoid conflict at all costs

[native tusk]

especially coming off of making foid chud jokes it just comes off entirely unpleasant

sobb

[native tusk]

that's fair 😭

[granite urchin]

Not a fan of the word foid i heard it enough when i was 13 on 4chan i dont like that it is becoming prevalent again

[granite urchin]

Jus bein honest lol

[rain narwhal]

No it isn't...

[turbid atlas]

Yeah a bunch of 4chan words have been bleeding into the mainstream recently

not good

[native tusk]

i think a lot of 4chan terms are really funny just because they're so absurd and lose any ounce of actual meaning or harm after enough people joke about it

[granite urchin]

I dont use instagram tiktok or youtube anymore so im so behind on everything

[turbid atlas]

chud has been getting used a lot more

[granite urchin]

It was an actual flashbang hearing one of my coworkers ask me if i knew what foid was

[native tusk]

LOL 😭

[granite urchin]

Chud is funny

[native tusk]

yeah i love chud

[turbid atlas]

there’s this dumb joke with foid where everytime they use it they say “an foid” to make fun of how dumb 4channers are

[granite urchin]

I saw a clip of bruce drop em off saying “im such a fat fucking chud” and again it was like i stepped on a landmine

[turbid atlas]

no that’s the genesis

er

renaissance?

that’s what started the new wave

[granite urchin]

The idea that bruce dropemoff uses 4chan is astounding

[turbid atlas]

I mean that word just evokes such a clear image

of like

loser hood

[native tusk]

yup

[granite urchin]

The chud wojak is based off of the el paso shooter and that guy was a fucking loser so thats good

[native tusk]

that's true enough

[granite urchin]

Not having socials makes me feel so old

Its only been like 4 months without them and im so behind

[native tusk]

it's quite something to do something to cement your warped idea of having a legacy only to eventually become the face of chud and that's all you'll be known for by most people

[granite urchin]

Unfortunately it immortalizes him but its in the worst way

[native tusk]

ive been behind internet stuff for like 2 years 😭

i only know things because of others

[granite urchin]

Same bro

Its so fast

[native tusk]

it took me months to know what six seven was

[granite urchin]

I had to explain to my dad what 67 was but at my Christmas family gathering almost all of my aunts and uncles were saying it

It was like being in Vietnam

[native tusk]

LOL

[granite urchin]

During the war at least im sure its a nice place now

I got a kindle tho so it was worth

[tribal knoll]

what lmfao

mustve been quite the experience

[native tusk]

i have an ereader but my grandmother misplaced it

😭

i miss it so much

[granite urchin]

She lying bro its fs under her pillow or sumn

[granite urchin]

It was man

[turbid atlas]

diego how do you feel about the Fraudulent Four

[granite urchin]

They are all educators so they interact with highschoolers very regularly and they just absorbed 67

[native tusk]

i'll find it someday.........,,, it's been months i might just buy a new one atp

[tribal knoll]

theyre absolute bums who had the opportunity to make peace with doom in the mainline 616 comics and blew it

[tribal knoll]

oh god

[granite urchin]

Talking about it like a long lost sibling

Lmao

So real

[turbid atlas]

Doomposting

[native tusk]

it's dire out here 💔

[granite urchin]

I would already caved man ur a trooper

[turbid atlas]

Guy who just discovered fire: Caveman… i think i like this name

[granite urchin]

Once i got it i js cant go back to buying my own books and gas is to expensive to drive to my nearest library

[granite urchin]

Idek why they were called cavemen there really arent that many caves

They cant have all been in caves

[native tusk]

i only haven't caved cause it costed me 250 dollars so i'm just reading stuff on my computer sighh

[granite urchin]

DAMNNNNN

[turbid atlas]

They only found paintings in caves so i’m assuming it’s survivorship bias

cuz all the drawings that weren’t in caves probably like… were destroyed by nature

[native tusk]

i got a higher tier ereader cause i didn't want a kindle and i felt like splurging

it's really nice

[granite urchin]

I bet bro i couldnt do all that

[granite urchin]

True asl

I wonder what masterpieces have been lost to wind and rain

[native tusk]

😭

[glad oriole]

meow

[granite urchin]

I have alot of physical books i mostly just have my kindle for manga

[granite urchin]

Thunk muted u for an hour for doing this bro

[glad oriole]

oki

[granite urchin]

Kinda 1984 of him but u gotta be careful

[glad oriole]

thunk aint here

[native tusk]

i mainly got mine for manga as well but i ended up just reading everything on it cause books are just too expensive

[granite urchin]

He lurks man

[glad oriole]

plus last tome i apologized and was fine

sooo

mreow

[tranquil sparrow]

Sup everyone

[glad oriole]

suh

[native tusk]

i like video games i don't have money for books

😭

[granite urchin]

I like physical media alotttt

[glad oriole]

monkey

[granite urchin]

Book monkey

[native tusk]

i massively prefer reading books physically but i get through them too fast and they are a money pit

[granite urchin]

I have 60+ vinyls tho and 27 books.

my wallet has tumbleweeds and paperclip in it

[native tusk]

ive started asking for books for like my birthday and christmas

[granite urchin]

Genius

[native tusk]

i with i had more money to just buy shit like that

i wanted to collect vinyls

[granite urchin]

I love my vinyls so much and i think my old roomate stole two of my favorite ones

Im gonna explode thinking about it

[native tusk]

i've lost 2 books from lending them to people and i think about it so often

😭

[granite urchin]

I had the risk of rain 2 seekers of the storm soundtrack on vinyl and after he moved out it mysteriously disappeared

[native tusk]

yeah that sucks

sorry to hear bestie

[granite urchin]

Its ok ill live

Ill just remember that forever

Id never give anyone my books because i write in them alot and they look insane

[native tusk]

😭

fair

[cinder wharf]

Out of all the things bro couldve stole bro stole the risk of rain soundtrack

[granite urchin]

Genuinely illegible hieroglyphics like

I cannot give this to someone atp

[tranquil sparrow]

been reading a ton of books recently of varying genres and quality

[native tusk]

i'd feel like it was a sign of worse things to come if i was given a book like that

[tranquil sparrow]

sun tzu the art of war, greek mythology, romance enemies to lovers tropes

all that good stuff

[granite urchin]

Im an author so i try to learn as much as i can from authors i look up too

[tranquil sparrow]

oh true?

[granite urchin]

Love it

[native tusk]

makes sense

i wanna write stuff but i lack motivation

i will someday!

[hollow crow]

FINALLY BLACK DECK GOLD STAKE

[granite urchin]

What would you write if u had the motivation?

Like genre

[native tusk]

psychological thriller

[granite urchin]

Oooh

I almost exclusively write horror

[native tusk]

fire!!

[granite urchin]

But alot of it does lean psychological

I love being scared!

[native tusk]

same here 🔥

[granite urchin]

Do u watch alot of horror movies

[native tusk]

not really i don't watch movies too often but i've been getting into them more so i plan to check out more horror movies

[granite urchin]

I watched a really good one the other day called caveat i recommend it

Its terrifying tho like its the first movie to make me actually have trouble falling asleep in years

[native tusk]

i'll check it out for sure sometime

[hot vortex]

What book is that

who wrote in it

[granite urchin]

Im happy and im sorry

[granite urchin]

Cormac mcarthys the road

[native tusk]

heh

[granite urchin]

And i wrote in it i have terrible handwriting but its not meant to be read really its just mental notes

[hot vortex]

Ive been reading the shining

its pretty good

[granite urchin]

Sorry in preparation in case it scares u too bad

Its not gorey or anything

[native tusk]

i hope it makes me go through something unrecoverable

and it changes my being forever

[granite urchin]

Oh yea ur the target audience

[native tusk]

i watched a horror movie recently that i did not care for actually

[granite urchin]

Steven king is a genius but i havent read any of his stuff since i read IT

What was it?

[native tusk]

weapons

a really mediocre film

[granite urchin]

Weapons was lowkey underwhelming but i did enjoy the ideas it tried to convey

[native tusk]

yeah

[granite urchin]

Im hopeful that zach can put out something better in the future

[native tusk]

same

i think he's good at directing at least

[granite urchin]

A recent movie i liked alot was bring her back

[hot vortex]

people were glazing weapons so much oml

[native tusk]

at least the first portion was really well directed

i think it loses a lot of sauce later on

a lot more sterile and traditional shots happen more often

[native tusk]

i'll look into this too...

[granite urchin]

The rackaracka brothers did a fantastic job

Big improvement on talk to me imo

[native tusk]

real

well it was nice taking but i think i'm gonna lay down and watch yt in the dark

i'm really tired

should probably eat soon too

[slate mauve]

my first game in a while and THIS

not the best setup tbh

[jade drift]

I started The Institute by Stephen King

[icy patrol]

it's 🆗

[granite urchin]

What hand u playing cheif

[slate mauve]

building heavily around full house

[boreal heath]

balatro

[boreal heath]

good book

[jade drift]

how was it? the back of it looked interesting

[boreal heath]

i quite enjoyed it, was my first king book

[jade drift]

The beginning doesn’t correlate to what the back said but I heard that’s how King writes his books

[slate mauve]

lil update
i got hanging chad and pareidolia then died to the plant at ante 6 cuz pareidolia was carrying

:(

[boreal heath]

yah it’ll lead into it eventually it’s a bit slow at the start

iirc it has a tv show now as well? not sure tho

[jade drift]

I’m trying to read more, maybe i’ll enjoy it cause I never did as a kid.

[boreal heath]

i love reading lol

reading malazan book of the fallen rn

bust of luck to you tho

[jade drift]

you too

[jade drift]

Do you play flushes often? I find it easy to get flushes and like to play other hands

[slate mauve]

I play a ton of flushes

I rely on them heavily early-game

actually a flush build is how i ended up beating black deck

[jade drift]

yeah, flushes to get a jumpstart at the beginning. If i’ve been having a hard time on stakes (blue one recently), I’ll use flush builds

[broken musk]

does anyone know whats the best setup for these jokers

canio has no stacks i just got it

[limpid leaf]

Holding my breath

Need that sticker for stuntman

I died

Man

[fervent nymph]

guys

i got balatro on my android

is there some kind of way to put mods into the mobile version?

[tribal knoll]

vampire midas might be on my top 3 of fav synergies for casual runs

[tribal knoll]

uh i dont think you can

the process involves pc apps

[fervent nymph]

🙁

[hasty shard]

probably too late but let one of them copy chad

[broken musk]

i lost to the plant

before that i had one on chad one on photo

[hardy breach]

is blueprint better than canio

[tribal knoll]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[solid timber]

Bam

[full wharf]

what happened

[tribal knoll]

scam image

[opaque shard]

The purple seal showing up as soon as I run out of discards

[timber hatch]

pairs are better

[craggy mica]

Could have gone farther than this but my invisible joker thought it was really funny and copied my eternal trading card

[latent thicket]

MY FIRST E

[timber hatch]

my ending build was Credit Card, Vagabond, Hologram, Acrobat, Splash and Baseball Card

[tropic spire]

Chat is it normal to have one balatro account for vanilla and one for modded

[bold compass]

I have like 400 hours and still cant beat jokerless is that normal 💔

[tribal knoll]

chicot my goat saving me on a pair build (i already had more than enough mult to 1 shot it)

[tribal knoll]

what strat are u trying to do

generally

[timber hatch]

yes, in fact its recommended

[ivory latch]

what do you mean by balatro account 😅

[timber hatch]

its over!

[tropic spire]

My mobile account is for vanilla runs and my pc account is for modded runs

[timber hatch]

you can make multiple balatro accounts

[timber hatch]

yes thats normal

[clever dome]

proud

[clever dome]

fuck chishit

i hate chishit

every single soul card

i get chishit

smh

[tribal knoll]

i'm definitely taking chicot for safety on gold stake or high stake runs lol

otherwise yeah not as much potential compared to the other jokers

[clever dome]

even yorick beats it out

and yorick is ass

[tribal knoll]

nah

chicot is deff better than yorick

on gold stake atleast

[clever dome]

yea

on gold stake

everything else yorick beats chicot

[uneven saddle]

Verdant Leaf nearly killed this build 😭
But luckily I had used enough planet cards to push thru

(The reason why the screenshot shows Amber Acorn is cuz I used Heiroglyph when I got Verdant Leaf, so I dealt with Verdant Leaf at the Ante 7 score. Then I got to Ante 8 proper and got Acorn, which is what u see in the screenshot)

[glad oriole]

maiw

[glad oriole]

WHY did you take ETERNAL showman

???

super blunder

[cyan trout]

Anyone play balatro?

[uneven saddle]

idk honestly lol

like i can't remember 😭

[glad oriole]

gng look at the server youre in

[cyan trout]

Huh

[uneven saddle]

[glad oriole]

ur in the alatro server

like

thats like walking into a restaurant and asking anyone eat food

[inner salmon]

Anyone here use discord?

[icy patrol]

hi

[icy patrol]

[inner salmon]

I see.

[icy patrol]

hehehe

[glad oriole]

anyone here know how to type

[cedar echo]

Anyone here use electronics

[inner salmon]

[glad oriole]

anyone here queer

[long atlas]

[icy patrol]

[glad oriole]

:3

[long atlas]

anyone here use the nope emoji

[rare yew]

Yeah

[icy patrol]

[glad oriole]

hello thunk

[long atlas]

oh he’s back from his nap

[icy patrol]

hi

[cedar echo]

Hi Thunk

[storm karma]

Balatro update in 2026?

[rare yew]

Hello skinkina

[glad oriole]

wsp

[rare yew]

I hope you’re having a wonderful day

[long atlas]

done when it’s done

[icy patrol]

[glad oriole]

u too :3

[long atlas]

how is everyone’s day going!

[storm karma]

i lowkey cant wait

[rare yew]

Awesome

[glad oriole]

its ok

[inner salmon]

It couldn't be going worse

[rare yew]

Well that’s the gamut

[icy patrol]

[glad oriole]

coild be better but could be worse

[icy patrol]

hola hola hola

[cedar echo]

Thunk did you know that Gordie Howe also was from Saskatchewan, Canada??

[rare yew]

Ofc

[long atlas]

i’m sorry you’re going through a rough time pal you can get through it!

[inner salmon]

Okay

[icy patrol]

what happen if somebody speak indian here

[tardy hound]

morning sir.

[glad oriole]

against rule 2

[storm karma]

Dant

Dang

[icy patrol]

*going to see rules"

[cedar echo]

Howe is a top 5 player imo

[long atlas]

top 5 image oat

[rare yew]

Jordan Eberle is also from Regina, and I was working at Dairy Queen one summer and sold him a chicken salad

[storm karma]

lol

[cedar echo]

Yo cool!

[storm karma]

vro

[spark atlas]

That was quick

[storm karma]

Who just sent that scam again

Im gonna

Faaaah

[long atlas]

in front of the owner ✌️

[icy patrol]

the figures are sacred

[rare yew]

We put all his protons above all his electrons

[storm karma]

Bro ive seen it like 5 times today

[tardy hound]

u will need it yah

[glad oriole]

bots dont have free will

[cedar echo]

Who is THE best player oat?

[inner salmon]

Turn him into the right card

[long atlas]

thunk what does one need to become a mod

[storm karma]

why are the ads for balatro so unhinged lol

[glad oriole]

this server could benefit from a honeypot channel

[inner salmon]

500 dollars

[tardy hound]

is localthunk a city boy

[spark atlas]

Do you think Canada is gonna make it out of the world cup group stage

[icy patrol]

no, him lives in the jungle

[long atlas]

that’s where the banana obsession comes from

[icy patrol]

bro, you're a genius

[inner salmon]

Michael dying on the boss blind

[rare yew]

Oh also, maybe like a decade ago I was talking to a coworker about hockey, and the Wild were my favourite team then. They had this goalie from Regina named Josh Harding, and I was telling the coworker how great of a season he was having

My coworker is like “fuck that guy I hate him” and I was like but why and he says “that guy slept with my girlfriend in high school”

Not really Balatro related but there you are

[icy patrol]

*using Google translater"

[cedar echo]

Crazy

Wait hot take, Gretzky is not the greatest of all time

[icy patrol]

*silence"

[cedar echo]

Imo Bobby Orr is the goat

[icy patrol]

Skip blinds 😍

[rare yew]

Honestly go off, king

Preach

[long atlas]

let him be whimsy

[glad oriole]

errrm skiping blinds is suboptimal

[rare yew]

“Oh this blind is so hard” literally skip it duh

[glad oriole]

please dont kill me i was joking

[glad oriole]

true true

[long atlas]

erm it’s fun!

[honest canopy]

New copypasta

[rare yew]

Thinking of adding a new skip for bosses too

🙂

[glad oriole]

erm uhh errr umm

[glad oriole]

skip to ante 9 instant win

/j

[long atlas]

fun fact merry andy was my last joker because i always lose when i skip

[honest canopy]

Adding this to my thunk quote collection

[glad oriole]

being able to skip bosses would be nice for like
face builds
:3

[long atlas]

the evil and mischievous plant:

[rare yew]

Can you imagine if I added boss skips, skip the whole game. The poor speedrunners

[glad oriole]

yaah

[rare yew]

And like all the balance stuff too I guess

[long atlas]

make ultra specific boss blinds (debuffs specifically photochad/baron mime)

[glad oriole]

theyd have to get like

photochad

from topup tags

[long atlas]

meh who cares about balance

[rare yew]

True

[glad oriole]

would be too easy

thunk dont durn balatro into cryptid

[long atlas]

x1.000.000 mult

[honest canopy]

Balance is for scales

[rare yew]

Balance is for plasma deck

BONG

[icy patrol]

The Thief: Lose $2 for every level of the played poker hand (e.g. if you play a level 3 Three of a Kind, you lose $6)

[honest canopy]

Bong you say...

[rare yew]

Why you replying to me

[long atlas]

will the 10 of spades erratic deck be fixed

[rare yew]

Put it in #1155557846805643434 where I won’t read it

[long atlas]

jimzaza

[icy patrol]

XD

[long atlas]

have you ever actually read any of the suggestions lol

[rare yew]

I haven’t even looked in there in well over a year

[glad oriole]

valid

[rare yew]

It’s not for me, I think people just like sharing their ideas for the sake of it

[glad oriole]

most of them arent very good

[rare yew]

And with each other

[glad oriole]

but yes

[honest canopy]

Modders have taken some of the suggestions too

[rare yew]

Yeah it’s good for that

[glad oriole]

maybe i should post suggestions

instead of just being overly critical

[long atlas]

furry joker am i right guys as im put in stockades and tomatoes are thrown at me

[glad oriole]

im a furry

[long atlas]

oh shoot forgot about that uhhh i’m sorry i didint mean that derogatorily

[shut fulcrum]

absolute throwback

[rare yew]

I’ve never met anyone quite like you (derogatory)

[long atlas]

throwback you say…

[icy patrol]

[glad oriole]

aw man

[shut fulcrum]

one of the jokers in the game subjectively

[icy patrol]

Yellow Deck...

[honest canopy]

Just went back and read some messages 🤔 Serpent change is fun

[rare yew]

Wait not you

[glad oriole]

puh

ouh

oki :3

[rare yew]

I just read that on a sticker somewhere and thought it was humorous

[glad oriole]

it is

[compact stump]

its really smart tbh

[glad oriole]

will this server one day get stickers

[turbid atlas]

balatro fishing minigame when

for maximum player retention

[rare yew]

I hate discord stickers

they're too big

honestly I hate images in discord

they take up so much space

[azure sedge]

Guys what do I do if I have all decks gold stake all vouchers and all challenges done but steam isn’t giving me the achievements ?!1?!??

[rare yew]

discard is a talky talky not a looky looky

[compact stump]

Please dont let us use GIFs🙏

[shut fulcrum]

nightmare

[compact stump]

fr

[spark atlas]

I love looky looky at your talky talky

[glad oriole]

discard like balatro

[long atlas]

pray

[shut fulcrum]

i dont think ive seen gifs used responsibly on any discord

even ones with friends

[glad oriole]

i will take that as a no

[icy patrol]

[turbid atlas]

the serpent lowkey sounds mad scary now

[shut fulcrum]

its getting changed?

wait i can reread

[turbid atlas]

here

[native tusk]

soo true

[turbid atlas]

you draw a MAX of three cards

instead of always 3 cards

[compact stump]

New Serpent is an indirect buff to pairs and 3oak

[glad oriole]

ngl... thats just how i expected the serpent to work when i first encountered it

[shut fulcrum]

oh thank goodness

its killed me so many times early game

[long atlas]

i assume pairs would give back 2

[compact stump]

yes

[shut fulcrum]

its worse tho

oh its worse

[rare yew]

lol

[shut fulcrum]

i cant read

[shut fulcrum]

why

its so much worse

[turbid atlas]

because lowkey it did jack before

[rare yew]

yeah it's a boss

[turbid atlas]

now it’s an actual boss

[long atlas]

balancing!

[honest canopy]

Yeah bosses should be difficult

[compact stump]

thats the point lol

[glad oriole]

because previously it didnt hurt much at all

[turbid atlas]

hit the road: where

[shut fulcrum]

i know i know

[rare yew]

it was a benefit before

[shut fulcrum]

oh

[compact stump]

buffing a boss is crazy lol

[honest canopy]

It's good that you can read bosses ahead of time with 3 shops to prepare for it

[compact stump]

read?

[turbid atlas]

bro thinks i can read

[rare yew]

skinkina I have a question that you probably can't answer but I will ask anywho - how does your server tag have 6 characters?

I want to change the Balatro server tag

[long atlas]

people don’t do that anyways

[rare yew]

to something better than mult

[long atlas]

special characters

[turbid atlas]

like chips

[shut fulcrum]

like chips?

[shut fulcrum]

great minds

[turbid atlas]

w wavelength

probably “Joker” right

[rare yew]

Ok, I tried that before and there aren't any that fit Balatro

damn

[honest canopy]

Me vs The Psychic: This pair will be fine...

[long atlas]

change to bala

[compact stump]

that kinda worse

[rare yew]

maybe

[long atlas]

i lost a bloodstone to the head today and had a lucha the shop before

[compact stump]

change it to lalo

[rare yew]

I don't mind bala

[shut fulcrum]

is it pronounced head or head

[tardy hound]

balala🗣🔥

[rare yew]

JMBO

[compact stump]

means bullet in spanish

[native tusk]

i like mult because i think it's super recognizable

[turbid atlas]

this is fire

[glad oriole]

murder

[long atlas]

fire do it

[compact stump]

yh u got it

[turbid atlas]

Localthunk you’ve done it again

[rare yew]

is JMBO better than BALA and MULT?

[shut fulcrum]

yes

[cloud rain]

wouldn’t CHIP also be good

[compact stump]

yes.

[turbid atlas]

JMBO is perfect

[shut fulcrum]

absolute jimbo

[long atlas]

the question is do we change the red flame

[rare yew]

is there a special char so I can do jimbo

[glad oriole]

thats too broad

[tardy hound]

yas saarr

[rare yew]

I have an idea for this

trust

[clever dome]

it's big t

[compact stump]

Thunk you arent a gamer no more?

[glad oriole]

?

[long atlas]

nothing google can’t solve give me a minute

[honest canopy]

ijmbo Dyslexics would love it

[compact stump]

the MLG in his name

[glad oriole]

well i think there is like

[clever dome]

there's a LOT google can't solve

[native tusk]

i'd really like a jimbo

[glad oriole]

an "mb" character

cuz

[clever dome]

like basic calculus

google is ass

[glad oriole]

ive been in a server with the tag "femboy"

(shocker)

[native tusk]

😭

[shut fulcrum]

havent we all hohoho

[turbid atlas]

ji㏔o

[compact stump]

u wore it

[clever dome]

what 💔 (invite me in dms)

[compact stump]

i remember

[honest canopy]

ji㏔o

oh someone beat me

[turbid atlas]

thunk does this work

[rare yew]

let me check

[glad oriole]

i mean i can invite if u want?

idk

dont be weird

[clever dome]

YES PLEASE

i mean dont

ples

[long atlas]

yall quicker than me my browser ain’t even load yet 🥀

[glad oriole]

bruh

[tardy hound]

𝐉𝐢𝐦𝐛𝐨

[glad oriole]

i am not inviting u bro

[clever dome]

aw

[turbid atlas]

i used my phones browser 😭

[clever dome]

fine

[native tusk]

can you invite me

[long atlas]

same it’s slow asl

[native tusk]

i feel left out

[glad oriole]

click kn my tag

[compact stump]

i feel u, ram is expensive

[rare yew]

how's that

[native tusk]

ohh that server

[rare yew]

wait

[turbid atlas]

Also maybe use a capital J

[rare yew]

how do I get new tag

[shut fulcrum]

nothing ever happens

[honest canopy]

JI㎆O Can capitalise it too

[cedar echo]

Ikr

[turbid atlas]

JI㎆O is all caps but it looks funny

[rare yew]

now?

THERE

[long atlas]

nitro perks i believe

[glad oriole]

epic

[long atlas]

YES

[shut fulcrum]

its peak

[long atlas]

PEAK

[turbid atlas]

the icon looks like jimbo

that’s awesome

[rare yew]

look it's a little jimbo

[wise lantern]

PERFECT

[rare yew]

lmao

[long atlas]

THE GOAT

[shut fulcrum]

wee joker

[compact stump]

hey i didnt get it

[honest canopy]

lil jimbo

[glad oriole]

:3

[native tusk]

fire

[shut fulcrum]

me neither

[glad oriole]

u have to change ur tag

[shut fulcrum]

oh

[clever dome]

click the tag and press adopt

[tardy hound]

W bro

[rare yew]

I think you have to change it and change it back

[glad oriole]

w thunk

[rare yew]

it's so much better than mult

waaaay better

[honest canopy]

JI㎆O capitals look better or worse?

[turbid atlas]

we’re do i apply it i cant find it

[compact stump]

We ballng

[long atlas]

worse imo

[long atlas]

edit profile

[long atlas]

change tag

[fringe juniper]

New tag!!!

[modern wraith]

gonna be hard to get used to new tag lol

[turbid atlas]

i couldn’t find it on my pc but i found it on my phone

[fluid shuttle]

Love the new pfp Local

[compact stump]

i lowk like the fire better ngl

[rare yew]

I think it'll be remarkably easy

[cloud mica]

i love the mult more 😔

[chilly mulch]

balatro better not have just updated the server tag

JIMBO?

[rare yew]

in fact you don't even have to do anything!

[chilly mulch]

OH GOD NOT JIMBO

[strong prairie]

wait does mine still say mult or what

oh it just says nothing lol

[rare yew]

wait did that notify people

[chilly mulch]

i am NOT doing jimbo tag

[modern wraith]

[chilly mulch]

yes

[modern wraith]

yeah it did

[warm vault]

yes

[rare yew]

WHAT THE HELL

[compact stump]

yes lmao

[strong prairie]

somewhat

[wise lantern]

OHH NOO

[cloud mica]

yea

[fluid shuttle]

I made my human fall flat character Jimbo

[rare yew]

oh god

[strong prairie]

I got a popup

[fluid shuttle]

Same

[rare yew]

I'm so sorry, I didn't know it'd do that

[native tusk]

i know you...

[tribal knoll]

jimbo tag no shot

[long atlas]

@ everyone tag change of absolute doom and despair

[sharp compass]

Oh hey a new tag
I can't wait to skip a blind and get it!

[chilly mulch]

whys the tag jimbonow

[warm vault]

why does the h look wierd

[fluid shuttle]

it was just like a tiny message in the corner tho

[compact stump]

its only 180k people

[rare yew]

oh okay

[tribal knoll]

of absolute.. what?

say that again?

[rare yew]

all good then

[zealous obsidian]

only

[sharp compass]

Because cool

[compact stump]

lol

[sharp compass]

Jimo good

[ebon path]

Hi guys

[fluid shuttle]

“Balatro updated its server tag”

[rare yew]

I'm not changing it back I like jimbo

[long atlas]

absolute diego_ and despair

[honest canopy]

Nothing bad has ever happened by pinging everyone dont worry