🎙・server-chat

[polar plank]

If it’s not a face card built I won’t play it

[stone swan]

Me when plant

[polar plank]

I can’t send it but imagine the sad bug with the stick with his stuff

[stone swan]

🫡

[polar plank]

Thank you thank you

Okay I gotta hop to bed so I don’t die at work tmr

Night night people

[raven ice]

Horse

[unreal stag]

peak.

[stone swan]

ive never gotten the process for obelisk down

best of luck to you

[tranquil sparrow]

why does baron look like a cross between ronald mcdonald, the burger king and the joker from batman

[slate mauve]

wow you are
scarily correct

[fading maple]

either green or abandoned (excluding plasma, which i find too easy)

[vernal violet]

baron and ronald mcdonald both have red hair
baron and the burger king have a crown + similar hair shape/haircut + face shape somewhat
baron and the joker wear clown makeup (though not 100% similar)

[compact stump]

why is localthunk +1?

[unreal stag]

help meeeeee

oh wait am dumb

i got 7/8

[forest wagon]

bye bye empty slot

[bronze plover]

A weird two pair build with two pair on lvl 23

[unreal stag]

MY FIRST e RUN RAHHHHHHHHH

[pseudo yacht]

Didn’t even know getting 2 soul cards was possible!?!?

[stone swan]

showman

also is that seeded holy

[ocean yarrow]

?????

thats so rare

[meager dagger]

[unreal stag]

RDFVWTB8

[meager dagger]

what's the seed

[granite urchin]

Most of my win streak was on abandoned

[lapis lance]

guys where can i find sneak peeks about the game

is there a channel about?

[unreal stag]

bhallaJhalaSkyforgedShrug

[granite urchin]

U mean like about 1.1?

[lapis lance]

yea

[granite urchin]

Thunk talks about what it doesn’t have sometimes

But no specific channel that im aware of maybe there is a thread about it

[lapis lance]

thanks about info

[rare yew]

1.1 will have brand new content

AND at least 2 new Jokers

[acoustic geode]

Is it 3

[plush shuttle]

2 jokers

Thats a lot

[versed cove]

Batman will be livid

[granite urchin]

1.1 will certainly NOT have any celebrity voice acting cameos or references to the 2013 cartoon network show Uncle Grandpa.

[rare yew]

somewhere between 2 new jokers and 6,500 new jokers

[granite urchin]

My bets on 6,499

[acoustic geode]

Damn

[granite urchin]

1.1 will certainly not have a dodge roll mechanic

[rare yew]

how would you know

I'm not ruling it out

[lapis lance]

just a question: i really liked the playing cards (merch) is there a new merch about cards (full joker pack, booster pack or something like that) i'm really curious about this

[strange sorrel]

[granite urchin]

If there is a dodge roll mechanic in 1.1 i will eat my balatro calander

And buy a new one

[rare yew]

we are working on new decks of playing cards, but we won't be doing booster packs. Randomized rewards in booster packs you pay real money for always felt wrong to me

I know it's a big thing in TCG like Pokemon but personally I think it's not cool

[rigid night]

Dev is a real one for that

[acoustic geode]

150 joker booster pack

[broken monolith]

Balatro isn't just a card game, it's a lifestyle. I breathe and live Balatro. If I had one son, I'd name him Full, and if I had two, I'd name them Two and Pair so they could level up.

[median elm]

i would go crazy for a playing card set with all the jokers, but i imagine thats a nighmare to coordinate with a printing company so

[granite urchin]

I hate the prevalence of “blind bags” in the collectable market

[rigid night]

Merch idea: Button-down polo shirt with the Erratic Deck pattern

[rare yew]

We have been looking into this as well but in order to do it high enough quality for all the jokers it's very very tricky

[rigid night]

I would wear it

[acoustic geode]

Build your own pack for buyers

[granite urchin]

I want to buy a figure of a specific character not a 1/20 chance of getting that character

[acoustic geode]

[median elm]

Yeah I would imagine lol

[strange sorrel]

Will there be any clothing merch? Just wondering because i think a bluepring hoodie would be kinda cool

blueprint**

[rare yew]

things like half joker, hologram, stencil, etc are the real challenge

[lapis lance]

burnt joker sounds crazy to me

[rare yew]

glass Joker, loyalty card, burnt

[acoustic geode]

Glass joker made of glass

[strange sorrel]

Glass joker is just a solid glass plate

[granite urchin]

My friend does glass blowing ill ask him about making 17 thousand glass joker playing cards

[rigid night]

I would just need that and a tarot deck, then I can handle power outages

[rare yew]

so even if we could make each individually somehow - it would be very expensive to manufacture. It's not as simple as printing 150 playing cards

[strange sorrel]

true

[rigid night]

Are the rumors of a Blue Stake rework true?

[rare yew]

yes

[lapis lance]

FUCK

[full wharf]

but is it reaaaally true?

[warm vault]

localthunk will there be a fix for the bug that doesn’t sometimes give joker stickers when you win a run (on mobile)

[rare yew]

Blue Stake is going to die and burn and a new blue stake will rise from the ashes

[strange sorrel]

• 1 hand instead

-1 hand

[acoustic geode]

Fire

[lapis lance]

is there coming a rgb stake?

[full wharf]

will the new blue stake make you fight to death against jimbo?

[rigid night]

That's even worse

[rare yew]

-2 discards lmao

get wrecked

[full wharf]

WHAT

[strange sorrel]

i know, thats the joke 👍

[rare yew]

nerds

[median elm]

😭

[acoustic geode]

Fire

[full wharf]

that's evil dude

[lapis lance]

[acoustic geode]

Like

Get him burned

[granite urchin]

Blue stake too easy now

[full wharf]

just give us negative discards vro 🤕

[granite urchin]

Balance ruined game solved

[fading maple]

would that be hands

[sacred hatch]

Y'all completed Balatro ? I thought Balatro was infinite

[strange sorrel]

Balatro never ends

[fading maple]

its contents are finite tho

[lapis lance]

nope

[sacred hatch]

Wife is temporary, Balatro is forever

[fading maple]

true

[full wharf]

let's talk about a black hole

[tribal knoll]

[lapis lance]

jokerless stake

[sacred hatch]

Someone quote this, I need to hang it on my wall

[full wharf]

would make up for a deck

[lapis lance]

god help us

[fading maple]

black holes terrified me as a kid because i was scared i was gonna be sucked into one (very realistic ik)

[sacred hatch]

Absolute Cinelatro

[full wharf]

i mean if you just messed up with the atoms a lil bit you might you know create one and eventually get sucked by one

[fading maple]

you are so right

i should continue to be scared now then

[strange sorrel]

just compress an atom until its infinitely dense

[fading maple]

because of the possibility i accidentally make a black hole

[rare yew]

you mean get sucked in by one, right?

right?

[full wharf]

yeah... right...

[strange sorrel]

[fading maple]

👀

[sacred hatch]

Just grab a Jimbo plush and squeeze it hard enough

[fading maple]

NOOOOOOUUUU JIMBOOOO

[sacred hatch]

He's a black hole now

[full wharf]

would also make up for a joker

[strange sorrel]

Thankfully, my cavendishes has never died

[sacred hatch]

It never dies

[fading maple]

my collection is 150/149 now

[full wharf]

but im no creator so i uh lemme go for water

[fading maple]

thanks... 🙄

[strange sorrel]

its a 1 in a 1000 so it could die

unlikely but still

[sacred hatch]

I've never seen it happen so....

[fading maple]

1 in 1000 i eat it yummay

[rare yew]

so you know how information is destroyed in a black hole right? That means it's possible that every black hole discovered so far was actually made up from compressed Jimbo plushies

[full wharf]

very misinterpretarive

[acoustic geode]

Does getting in a black hole upgrades all my hands by 1

[strange sorrel]

Ive seen it happen, but it never happend to me

[lapis lance]

we need blueprint plushies

[strange sorrel]

This has to be true

[fading maple]

a man who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts

[rigid night]

I would SO use a Jimbo plushie for the "rubber duck" debugging method

[rare yew]

[rare yew]

did you guys get the todd/steve plushies

[lapis lance]

[rare yew]

they come with a sick keychain

[rigid night]

I just found out they existed

[warm vault]

Will 7s be getting a joker in the next update?

[sacred hatch]

We're all using Jimbo plush for debugging

[lapis lance]

ok i buy it next holiday

[strange sorrel]

I dont have any of the plushies 😔 I dont have money for them

[full wharf]

in theory, we can compress lots of plushies to make a black hole and powerful enough to power my PC and uninstall I mean play balatro

[sacred hatch]

Didn't get any merch at all

[full wharf]

no

[rare yew]

I have 30 of them in my basement

not a joke

[acoustic geode]

Can i have one

[rare yew]

no

[full wharf]

why not

[sacred hatch]

"we're the Jimbolings, feed us"

[acoustic geode]

Time to refund balatro

[strange sorrel]

Cen you send me one please?

[fading maple]

the merch i have is a a black and white printed paper with jimbo on it

[strange sorrel]

Can

bro i cannot type today wtf 😭

[rare yew]

I also have 30 jimbos, they take up a lot of space

[lapis lance]

make a giveaway you greed

[full wharf]

delivery prices are expensive enough to make localthunk send you one, dummy!

[rare yew]

I give them away to friends and family lol

[acoustic geode]

Can i have 2

[rigid night]

6 and 7 have a 10% chance to give 67 mult

[rare yew]

yall are neither

[warm vault]

Card sharp plushy would be sick

[lapis lance]

we are your family

[sacred hatch]

Fair

[acoustic geode]

I am a relative

[sacred hatch]

Get a load of this dude

[acoustic geode]

We are humans

So

[lapis lance]

[fading maple]

the family from balatro

[acoustic geode]

I am related

[rare yew]

get that 'we are family' corpo nonsense out of here

[lapis lance]

NOOOOOO

[median elm]

balatro corpo town when?

[rigid night]

We're all related if you go back far enough

[full wharf]

that hurt

[strange sorrel]

Balatro Inc

[sacred hatch]

"WE ARE, WE ARE, NOT SO ORDINARY, FAMA-MILY"

[acoustic geode]

Yeah we all came from the LUCA so everyone is related technically

[lapis lance]

family guy

[rare yew]

ok fine where do I send the 30 plushies

[fading maple]

hey lois

[sacred hatch]

Oh damn, y'all remember Ice Age 4, classic

[median elm]

this feels like a trap

[full wharf]

horse

[acoustic geode]

Pipebomb in mail

[warm vault]

Hand them out to people you see playing balatro in public

[rigid night]

Alas, dear Jimbo! I knew him, Localthunk.

[fading maple]

i wouldnt have sent that as some people have message loggers

🙁

[lapis lance]

just random numbers

[fading maple]

peam

[sacred hatch]

Wait until vro learns that people don't just look at random people's phones

[fading maple]

im slow sorry

[fading maple]

you guys dont do that?

[rigid night]

[granite urchin]

Coincidentally was me exact coordinates

[warm vault]

Incidentally it happens

[granite urchin]

Thanks for the dox bro

[lapis lance]

oops

[sacred hatch]

[fading maple]

banana

[sacred hatch]

Local casinos hate this simple trick

[lapis lance]

i steal a plush from thunk i'm getting to your coords

[granite urchin]

Thank goodness

[sacred hatch]

Okay blawg, get your parasocial ahh right here

[rigid night]

When you know the lore for two of the Legendaries

French history and Shakespeare

[warm vault]

Perkeo 🍷 🍺

[acoustic geode]

Well you can just google them

All of them are real jesters

[lapis lance]

and perkeo

[rigid night]

Yorick was a Shakespeare character

[sacred hatch]

Me acting mysterious knowing that I unlocked all the Tarots but not all Jokers

[lapis lance]

blueprint was too

[rigid night]

From Hamlet: "Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well, Horatio."

[cedar echo]

What an annoying seed

[sacred hatch]

Why's Jimbo's text so big 😭

[median elm]

mobile right?

[cedar echo]

He's expressing his feelings on his home seed

[cedar echo]

Yup

[sacred hatch]

I DIDN'T REALISE IT WAS A SET SEED 😭

[sacred hatch]

I hate that I'm playing the port, not the mobile

[acoustic geode]

Mobile is superior balatro honestly

[median elm]

trueeee

[lapis lance]

upcoming new card is horatio?

[fading maple]

Alas, poor blueprint

[cedar echo]

I can literally play anywhere

[lapis lance]

[cedar echo]

Lol

[fading maple]

are you sure

[acoustic geode]

Feels like the game was made for mobile and then ported for pc

Mobile is just so good

[cedar echo]

Honestly, yeah

[tribal knoll]

balala

[sacred hatch]

[lapis lance]

From Brainstorm:

[rigid night]

Xbox is DEFINITELY a port

[sacred hatch]

Blueprint is such a cheater ngl

[rigid night]

Nah, Blueprint and Brainstorm are poly

[lapis lance]

chrome

[full wharf]

water is so good

you guys should try it out

[fading maple]

i think im addicted to water

[lapis lance]

i love grass

[full wharf]

I mean it has water

[sacred hatch]

Gotta be my favourite Pan ship

Guys, Balatro... Is WOKE

[fading maple]

Well atleast it isnt....

freddy fazbear

[acoustic geode]

I don't think anyone in the server is a water drinker tbh

[full wharf]

huh

[sacred hatch]

Her Har Har Hor Hor

[full wharf]

speak for yourself

[acoustic geode]

What's the water temperature ranking

[sacred hatch]

My ahh who drinks 4 Liters per day

[acoustic geode]

It's always

Hot > room temp > slightly cold > cold > lukewarm

[rigid night]

Inversely proportional to the ambient temperature

[fading maple]

number 2

[full wharf]

next sip I take im gonna have hyponatremia

[vernal violet]

REAL

[acoustic geode]

People who prefers cold water over hot is not a real water drinker

[full wharf]

real

im drinking HOT water rn

[lapis lance]

guys i'm leaving see you guys later

[acoustic geode]

I love the burn

[full wharf]

god have mercy on my kidneys

[full wharf]

i personally drink this lava people call coffee at very harmful temperatures

[sacred hatch]

Says the person with a fish pfp

[full wharf]

huh

what

er

ba dum tss

[fading maple]

coffee is top tier laxative

[full wharf]

pretty cheap

[acoustic geode]

I can't drink coffee unforrtunately

[full wharf]

that sucks

then any opinion on coffee you make gets instantly invalidated

[acoustic geode]

I love the smell

[full wharf]

except this one

[fading maple]

i love its laxative properties

[full wharf]

i think we get your point....

[fading maple]

laxative

[full wharf]

ok

[fading maple]

dot dot dot

[full wharf]

i swear to jimbo

if you say laxative

[fading maple]

eyes emoji

[full wharf]

im gonna tell localthunk to REMOVE blueprint and brainstorm

[fading maple]

nooo my bluestorm

[full wharf]

[fading maple]

pls i need this

[full wharf]

🦅

[fading maple]

balatro movie when

[full wharf]

is ben down to make a movie?

[fading maple]

ok so the fnaf movie was made 10 years after its debut

minecraft like 14ish?

we should expect to wait until 2036 for the movie

[full wharf]

i wonder if localthunk is reading this and doesn't just talk

[granite urchin]

Jack black as perkeo

[fading maple]

the one time casting him isnt a bad idea

[full wharf]

huh

[fading maple]

chris pratt as mario from balatro

[full wharf]

we'll get a movie when the switch 2 has a better battery life

[quartz whale]

What do i sell chat?

[full wharf]

😔

[fading maple]

photograph

but you onyl sent thst so idk

[quartz whale]

We're on the same page

[fading maple]

show me your hands and deck

[quartz whale]

Sure

[full wharf]

#🕹・game-discussion

photograph

[fading maple]

erm actually

[quartz whale]

I'll just send it in that server ig

[fading maple]

awww and why are you even

[full wharf]

🦜

[slate steeple]

She local on my thunk till I balatro

[full wharf]

why

[fading maple]

i agree

noooouuu my very funny giffffff

i forgot it automods them

dies

[hot vortex]

Look what has arriveth in the mail today chat

[fading maple]

peam 🥹

[slate steeple]

OK roulxs

[hot vortex]

i dont get the reference lowk

[fathom copper]

yay cavendish has saved my run

[full wharf]

burn them and you'll get burnt joker 👀

[slate steeple]

When will there be different card types for the physical cards

Like I want a checkered deck

[hot vortex]

like editions or seals?

[hot vortex]

Oh that would be cool lowk

[full wharf]

profit

[fathom copper]

terrible free negative joker

[hot vortex]

The cards look pretty good

Trust me they look soo much better in person too

[fathom copper]

is that gros michel or cavendish

[hot vortex]

gros michel

[fathom copper]

oh ok

[acoustic geode]

Cavendish is all sparkly

[hot vortex]

There was a super tiny bend on joker but otherwise they came perfectly

its basically unnoticeable

[granite urchin]

Seance is a good joker

Turns suit changers into spectral cards ifs good

[acoustic geode]

Said no one ever

[hot vortex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400271832027889768/1466123274462171273/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_d71e5ce5-edd4-4a16-8c11-e528364d66c4.jpg?ex=697b9933&is=697a47b3&hm=6c1870b2ffd48eec5d1dc99996e981a84b1f34bd8c77073afb896f4058f8ce97&

Red deck design looks nice

If they released different decks i would absolutely collect them all

[toxic stag]

Wait wrong channel mb

[hot vortex]

It balances your total chips and mult so basically they both go to equilibrium and its super good but blind requirements are 2x

[noble wagon]

balatro trading card game would be awesome

[granite urchin]

If u cant use the joker effectively that doesnt make it bad

[toxic stag]

True

But could never happen

[granite urchin]

Seance has given me the blue seal i need to win the run many times its a good joker

[leaden kindle]

True

[ripe wraith]

Seance requires a lot of deck fixing to be useful and most people don't build for straight flush decks because it's inconsistent

If you are already doing a straight flush deck and roll the card seance is ok

[swift fulcrum]

how do u even play irl

[hot vortex]

just regular poker or joker poker

really any card game actually

[swift fulcrum]

i mean

playing bbalarot

vLatteo

balatro

[hot vortex]

theres no balatro card game unfortunately 😔

[tribal knoll]

how do you build towards straights?

[lost vector]

My second Legendary, a foil Canio. How do I use him

[shell field]

Mmmmmmmmm balala

[tribal knoll]

like what cards should you destroy?

[shell vale]

Trading card

[lost vector]

@tribal knoll look at me

[shell vale]

Emolate

[lost vector]

I got straights rn

[shell vale]

Hanged man

[lost vector]

Aw...

[shell field]

If u find perridolia that cold be cool

[lost vector]

That's manageable

[shell field]

Trading card is also good

[lost vector]

First time hearing a use for Para

Ill have my eyes for it

[swift fulcrum]

my cards have seals on its back

[shell field]

Its also good for sock and busk8n

[swift fulcrum]

or.sea lions whatever those are

[shell field]

Dont diss my perrifoloa

I won my fist game cuz of it

[lost vector]

Also I did not know Legends can have foils

[hot vortex]

you can use trading card, hanged man, glass cards,

otherwise theres suprisingly not that many ways to destroy cards

[tulip reef]

wow its a red seal card

[lost vector]

It's a good thing I got it on a run I am pretty sure I'll wjn

[hot vortex]

Nice

[lost vector]

My Saturns and Neptunes are carrying me

[stone swan]

The ever cursed double oops + glass

[lost vector]

What is oops

[hot vortex]

Oops all 6s is basically a joker that doubles all percentages in the game

[lost vector]

Oh the dice

[hot vortex]

so a 1-4 chance for a glass card to break becomes 1-2 to 100%

Yeah

[glad oriole]

oh cool so it makes mr bones save you at 50% instead of 25%?

[tropic spire]

Just play in 4x speed 😭 🙏

[hot vortex]

never thought about it but probably

that is cool

[glad oriole]

no bruh

oops all 6s doubles listed probabilities

theres only one percent in the whole game and its on mr bones

[stoic ibex]

Erratic deck pmo

[sacred hatch]

Our attention span is so cookew

[lost vector]

What do I do here

[hot vortex]

I lowk just keep rerolling erratic deck till i get like 11 kings usually

[upbeat zephyr]

cry

[tropic spire]

Dont say you play in 1x speed 😭 🙏

[hot vortex]

reroll boss blind

[lost vector]

My dumbass bought the second level of the boss reroll voucher on the 2nd blind rn

[lost vector]

I am scared it'll become worse

My build is on straights

Any straights

[stray vault]

Im not straight

[upbeat zephyr]

hetero sexuality be like

[lost vector]

Is there any boss that can cause me problems?

I actually can't remember

[upbeat zephyr]

maybe ox

for the money issues

[lost vector]

If I reroll and win I'll have additional 7 bucks

[upbeat zephyr]

not ox

shit

[stray vault]

The needle

[upbeat zephyr]

i forgot his name

it?

[stray vault]

Cuz less playing hands means its harder to dig for straight

[lost vector]

I have 2x on my Canio and my Satun and Neptune are level 6

[stray vault]

The fish

[stray vault]

The thing is u cant dig for your hand

[chrome abyss]

The banana is either gonna be a peel or a part of a joker hat, thats my theory

[rare yew]

Me when I ask my neighbour peasant farmer how I can speed up tilling my fields:

[upbeat zephyr]

lmao

[stray vault]

Honestly the final boss is the least annoying boss

[lost vector]

@stray vault I also have like a level 4 Jupiter

Maybe I can just play flush?

[stray vault]

Flush is also not very easy to dig

[rare yew]

Me when I ask Noah which animal doesn't need to be on the Ark to survive:

[lost vector]

I have four fingers so it's not that bad

[upbeat zephyr]

god could tell him to make an aquarium inside no?

[rare yew]

but water everywhere

[upbeat zephyr]

was there aquariums in the times of the ark?

[lost vector]

@stray vault I'll just bite the bullet. 7$ aren't worth losing a run

[upbeat zephyr]

but the ark~

[stray vault]

How big is supernova btw

[tropic spire]

The fuck you blind for this run pretty much

[upbeat zephyr]

werent seals on the ark too?

they can swim

[rare yew]

Me when I'm at a cosmology lecture and I'm engaged, trying to learn:

[upbeat zephyr]

i have no clue what im saying if its wrong pls correct me

[stray vault]

Yeah cuz rerolling costs you 10 bucks

[rare yew]

I'm sorry I'll stop

[tropic spire]

Holy shit its THE localthunk

[stray vault]

Well its ok thunk

Your comment is hilarious

[hot vortex]

localthunk i got my balatro playing cards in the mail today and i love them

[upbeat zephyr]

playing balatro irl, where is the calculator for the scoring

should have bought one as well

[stray vault]

When I see the ox i would want to spend all my money before entering the blind

Its like one of the most annoying bosses

[sacred hatch]

Yep

[rare yew]

Me when my best friend has a burrito for lunch and I realized I forgot to order food:

[signal fox]

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2016466290022494582

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[sacred hatch]

Local casinos hate this simple trick

[upbeat zephyr]

thunk pls say something so i can think of a comeback

[hot vortex]

I always bring my blueprint to casinos

[lost vector]

I just powered through with my flushes lol

It was close tho

[stray vault]

Nice

[upbeat zephyr]

fire

[rare yew]

me when I'm a caveman and I discover fire:

[stray vault]

😹

[upbeat zephyr]

you think they knew english at that time

[signal fox]

Oh dang it's the legend himself. Thanks for the hundreds of hours of fun, you did great

[rare yew]

Me when I'm planning a trip to the south of France and I've finally decided which city to go to:

[upbeat zephyr]

I was workiing

at aldi

let me be

[sacred hatch]

Me fire find ooh:

[upbeat zephyr]

caveman like:

[acoustic geode]

Caveman

[upbeat zephyr]

cave

[acoustic geode]

Caveman eating cavendish

[sacred hatch]

Cave

C

_ _

[stray vault]

Cave n dish

[rare yew]

Me when my name is James Henry Caveman and I speak in the 3rd person and I see something I enjoy:

[sacred hatch]

Cave dish

[hot vortex]

lmao what is thunk doing today 😭✌️

[tropic spire]

Place your bets on if the plant is going to show up this run

[upbeat zephyr]

archeologists when they are close to lunch hour

[acoustic geode]

It will

[stray vault]

100%

Balatro always knows our weakness

[lost vector]

I ate the plant

It won't

[sacred hatch]

Jokering around

[rare yew]

Me when I'm running a marathon in the desert and it's early spring so I don't know if any greenery has sprouted yet:

[acoustic geode]

Keep taking eternals

Surely it won't be leaf ante 8

[hot vortex]

relatable 🥹

[upbeat zephyr]

Isnt marathon in the desert just dakar but harder difficulty

[sacred hatch]

Life is just existence in survival mode

[rare yew]

[stray vault]

Life is just gamble

[hot vortex]

bad

gambling is a unhealthy addiction

[rare yew]

Illegal in Austrailia

[toxic stag]

What's yalls fav joker?

[upbeat zephyr]

philosophers be like

[hardy breach]

guys

i found a seed that gives you every legendary in the first 5 arcane packs

[rare yew]

Me when I'm a huge batman movie fan and I'm asking other fans which actor played the role of 'Joker' the best:

Ok I really do need to stop

[hardy breach]

jimbo

easiest answer

[toxic stag]

I personally liked the 1985 one

[hardy breach]

hes the protagonist of balatro

[sacred hatch]

🌇

[upbeat zephyr]

this dusk is doing work

[hardy breach]

he helped you at your tougher times

[tropic spire]

Goated joker

[sacred hatch]

Illegal if you're below 21 in the US 🤑

[stray vault]

Shit joker

[acoustic geode]

Seems like you died

[leaden hound]

yorick and hologram

[stray vault]

I hate hologram

[glad oriole]

thunk

[hot vortex]

I always thought the player was the protagonist and jimbo was a evil antagonist joker holding you hostage and making you play a death game

[sacred hatch]

Depends on your strat

[tropic spire]

This person knows ball

[sacred hatch]

Lemme think vro

[upbeat zephyr]

Me when I call a random student to read out loud:

[stray vault]

My strat is digging for my seals

[upbeat zephyr]

aw man

he edited

now its not funny anymorer

[faint hound]

All of them

[hardy breach]

guys

[leaden hound]

rick: yo

[rare yew]

Me when my editor modifies my writing:

[stray vault]

I should have taken merry andy

[sacred hatch]

Start digging in yo butt twin

[toxic stag]

The true answer

[upbeat zephyr]

Math teachers after I didn't round up my answer:

[hardy breach]

whats a good deck for every legendary joker

👍

[sacred hatch]

-# (my computer is hijacked)

[rare yew]

Does anyone know where Dusk (the joker) is canonically a reference to?

[hot vortex]

wait now im interested

[hardy breach]

i think you would know man

[stray vault]

Ghost deck ig

[upbeat zephyr]

I guess your home view

[lost vector]

Last of us or dying light

[rare yew]

Oh I do, closest guess wins

[hardy breach]

uhhh

[rare yew]

closest guess gets the Joker role

[lost vector]

For some reason it gives me apocalypse vibes

[hardy breach]

ok

[rare yew]

so you get a fun blue name

[tropic spire]

Its so over this shop is so ass 😭 🙏

[stray vault]

Haha

[toxic stag]

Joker

[hardy breach]

nuclear throne?

[upbeat zephyr]

Got everybody searching on google rn

[stray vault]

It happens

[rare yew]

where

[toxic stag]

Earth

[lost vector]

I meant dying light

[rare yew]

it's a place I took my van and camped for a couple days

like 10 years ago

[stray vault]

Is it a dessert?

[faint hound]

Except idol*

[sacred hatch]

Seems like a forest

[rare yew]

psh you can't ask questions what is this

[upbeat zephyr]

People who live on vans be like:

[sacred hatch]

Crash bandicoot be like

[hardy breach]

schedule one

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[sacred hatch]

[toxic stag]

[leaden hound]

[toxic stag]

[sacred hatch]

[upbeat zephyr]

Prince Albert park?

[hardy breach]

what if dusk isnt a reference

theres no reference in dusk

[sacred hatch]

Best combo and nobody can argue with me

[rare yew]

[hot vortex]

hmm

[sacred hatch]

It does look like a forest of sorts

[toxic stag]

Is it a reference to hit Weird Al song alburquerque

[acoustic geode]

Breaking bed

[hardy breach]

i really feel like the reference is nuclear throne

[rare yew]

there, higher res

[sacred hatch]

AAAaAAAAaAAAAALBERQUERQUE

[hardy breach]

it HAS to be nuclear throne

[rare yew]

lmao

[toxic stag]

We're all out of jelly donuts

[hardy breach]

so its not

[hot vortex]

localthunky i found it

[sacred hatch]

Ts hard without being a geoguessing expert

[desert wadi]

You got any glazed donuts?

[upbeat zephyr]

does that look like canada man

[toxic stag]

NOOO we're all out of glazed donuts

[desert wadi]

You got any

[hardy breach]

what is it

[stray vault]

Looks like one

[silent oriole]

So localthunk its a shitposter

[upbeat zephyr]

I guess

[sacred hatch]

forget Funko Pop, Thunko Pop is the future

[upbeat zephyr]

Abraham Lake, Alberta

[silent oriole]

Me when i realize that localthunk its a shitposter

[upbeat zephyr]

its a mountain range

it in canada

[desert wadi]

Was gonna send an apple fritter gif but i cant

[sacred hatch]

Me when I realise grass is green

[toxic stag]

Me when I'm telling Localthunk about someone who's shitposting:

[upbeat zephyr]

althought that narrows nearly nothing cause canada is massuve

[hardy breach]

give us a hint perkeo

[upbeat zephyr]

he did

[upbeat zephyr]

here

[hardy breach]

what was it

[toxic stag]

Did localthunk fall into the grand canyon 🥀

[upbeat zephyr]

and here

[hardy breach]

hmm

[upbeat zephyr]

im assuming he still lives in Canada no

[hot vortex]

Wait is it confirmed canada or was that a joke

[upbeat zephyr]

?

[stray vault]

No

[toxic stag]

[stray vault]

It was his guess

[hardy breach]

youda camper

frfr

[hot vortex]

oh alr

I still think its the sonoran desert or smth

[upbeat zephyr]

where is this from?

[hardy breach]

is it rv there yet

[rare yew]

what are the guesses gamers

[upbeat zephyr]

one more clue thunk

[rare yew]

I'll just reiterate the question

[toxic stag]

Alburquerque

[rare yew]

one moment

[hardy breach]

rv there yet

thats my guess

[hot vortex]

sonoran desert

[upbeat zephyr]

he went camping there 10 years ago my friend

unless the game is that realistic

[acoustic geode]

It is a reference to the earth at dusk which is dusky and makes you wanna retrigger every memories

[rare yew]

When I drew the art for Dusk, it was in reference to a real place. I drove my van there in 2016 during a multi-week road trip. Where is it?

[hardy breach]

Mexico

or somewhere in new mexico

[toxic stag]

I still say alburquerque

[upbeat zephyr]

yeah man, just throw the entire city there

[toxic stag]

[silent oriole]

Its from windows 11

[hardy breach]

the terraria desert when that big ass horse is right infront of you

[stray vault]

I love horses

[upbeat zephyr]

Arizona maybe

[hardy breach]

detroit

[toxic stag]

Uma mu su me

[silent oriole]

I lov a**

[lofty venture]

a double star

[upbeat zephyr]

but sonoran desert is a good guess

[tawdry sundial]

I finally have it THANK GOD

[desert wadi]

[desert wadi]

W

[hardy breach]

wheres you get that

[upbeat zephyr]

thunk who is the person that did the photo shoots?

[hot vortex]

fangamer prob

[glad oriole]

the vagabond one is awesome

[hardy breach]

jimbo

[upbeat zephyr]

is that the name or?

[hot vortex]

the site

[tribal knoll]

srsly, the plant is so easy

[upbeat zephyr]

idk why i was expecting a different answer

[sacred hatch]

I love how Jimbo poses, he's OOZING with rizz, Balatrizz if ya will

[desert wadi]

Vagabond+ hit the road🔥

[glad oriole]

yeees

[lofty venture]

not so easy if you built your deck around only playing face cards..

[upbeat zephyr]

fr

[hardy breach]

balatragooners gonna appear

[glad oriole]

i'd let jimbo have his way with me

ykyk

[tribal knoll]

i was doing that with photograph

[upbeat zephyr]

ong never use that work again

word

[glad oriole]

oh goodness

thunk i didnt mean that

[hardy breach]

true tho

[toxic stag]

[hardy breach]

eventually will

[upbeat zephyr]

THIS IS NOT A TRUE MOMENT

[hot vortex]

[lost vector]

Who's the hottest joker according to you guys

[stray vault]

Balagooners

[acoustic geode]

Burnt

[upbeat zephyr]

localthunk

[rare yew]

there's a juicy joker role waiting still ⏰

[glad oriole]

new topic

[lofty venture]

well.... a single photograph isn't really building your deck around playing only face cards

[hardy breach]

chicot

[tribal knoll]

mime

[granite urchin]

Ok bro

[glad oriole]

where

[hardy breach]

because he disables all boss blinds

[upbeat zephyr]

isnt it the sonoran desert?

[hardy breach]

and that makes the chips and mult go on fire

[tribal knoll]

it was my only source of x mult

[acoustic geode]

Literally burning

Can i have pink

[tawny pasture]

breaking bad

[hot vortex]

ooh i need this

[hardy breach]

localthunk

make a deck

[glad oriole]

ill get joker role another way cries

[hardy breach]

only for legendarys

[acoustic geode]

White feels so weird honestly

[upbeat zephyr]

Said the black man

[toxic stag]

Arizona?

[rare yew]

that's the question, closest answer wins

if you give me lat/long

[glad oriole]

you so funny

[hardy breach]

uhh

[acoustic geode]

It is somewhere on the earth

[granite urchin]

Need geo rain bolt man

[hot vortex]

i think its the sonoran desert or the atacama

[rare yew]

within 100 km and it's yours

[hardy breach]

ok

arizona

new mexico

mexico

detroit

[rare yew]

those aren't lat/long lol

[tawny pasture]

LocalThunks Next Top Joker

[acoustic geode]

It probably is sonoran desert

[hardy breach]

maybe

[tawdry sundial]

I like to think this picture is a subtle reference to the unused silver spoon voucher

[hardy breach]

is it in egypt

maybe

[hot vortex]

if its not sonoran it might be mojave

[hardy breach]

prob not

[toxic stag]

Magnet voucher

[upbeat zephyr]

Saguaro national park

?

[lost vector]

Going to Egypt in a van

[hardy breach]

not sure

[rare yew]

It may or may not be any of the guesses so far but you gotta give me a lat long so I can check 🙂

[hot vortex]

oh cus the cactus? I could see that

[hot vortex]

oh ok

[hardy breach]

whats lat

i forgot

im stupid

sorry

[upbeat zephyr]

32.1831° N, 110.6127° W ?

maybe?

[lost vector]

Isn't that the guy from Pokemon

[hot vortex]

Latitude: 32.5° N
Longitude: 113.0° W

sonoran desert

[hardy breach]

oh no

[upbeat zephyr]

lmao

[granite urchin]

32.38649° N, 112.87279° W

[rare yew]

awxt is closest so far

[upbeat zephyr]

aw shit

imma be turned into a funny card

[hot vortex]

bah

Latitude: 35.0° N
Longitude: 115.0° W

[rare yew]

gotta be within 100km

[hot vortex]

mojave desert

[rare yew]

This guess was not the mojave desert lmao

but it was within 100km

[hardy breach]

i give up

[upbeat zephyr]

wait

[acoustic geode]

32.15⁰ N and like -110⁰ W

[upbeat zephyr]

32.4434° N, 110.7881° W
Lemon Mountain

[acoustic geode]

Idk

[rare yew]

wait

[hardy breach]

awxt

you need

[rare yew]

no it's not

[hardy breach]

nerd

[upbeat zephyr]

aw

[hot vortex]

oh lol

[toxic stag]

Willow canyon

[granite urchin]

31.57491° N, 111.33226° W

[hot vortex]

bah i gotta guess again

[rare yew]

sorry that guess was further off

[upbeat zephyr]

Ricon Mountains 32.1700° N, 110.5100° W
??

[rare yew]

gotta check hol up

[toxic stag]

Chiva falls

[upbeat zephyr]

u should remember what u did 10 years ago

[slow copper]

Chat anyone give me a underrated album

[hot vortex]

atacama desert Latitude: 24.5° S
Longitude: 69.25° W

[acoustic geode]

32.2510° N
-111.1660° W

[median elm]

Lil' Beethoven - Sparks

[tropic spire]

What do i sell

[acoustic geode]

I'm just spouting numbers lol

[slow copper]

Thanks goat

[upbeat zephyr]

The labels looking for more underground singers be like

[slow copper]

Im bored mf

[granite urchin]

31.43843° N, 110.09786° W
Just east of the huachuca mountains

[slow copper]

I need balatro music

[stray vault]

I only listen to jpop

[rare yew]

closest so far

[stray vault]

Sorry cant give u a name

[acoustic geode]

The hell

[stray vault]

Lmao

[slow copper]

All hood!

Good*

[hot vortex]

Latitude: 39.5° N
Longitude: 116.0° W great basin

[rare yew]

way off

[upbeat zephyr]

31.6959° N, 110.8481° W Mount Wrighston? idk man im just searching

[hot vortex]

bugger

[acoustic geode]

32.2475° N
-111.1450° W

[hardy breach]

guys

[acoustic geode]

I'm just shifting a little

[hardy breach]

what if we did something else

[tropic spire]

What should i sell

[median elm]

boots probably

[hardy breach]

i was thinking to check his twitter maybe

[stray vault]

Swash or boots

[rare yew]

also pretty close

[hot vortex]

Latitude: 29.5° N
Longitude: 114.0° W baja californian desert

[rare yew]

nobody has hit 100km radius yet

but within 300

[acoustic geode]

Maybe it's
32.1747° N
-110.7376° W

Eh idk

[rare yew]

You guys really like guessing around Tucson huh

[acoustic geode]

The scenery match

[granite urchin]

32.38649° N, 112.87279° W

Just east of the growler mountains

[hardy breach]

because yes

its sandy

[hot vortex]

32.4° N, 110.8° W
~15 km Santa catalina

[rare yew]

It's also incorrect

[hot vortex]

lol

[hardy breach]

no

[stray vault]

Tucson

[hardy breach]

i wasn't guessing

[stray vault]

[median elm]

32°10'28.9"N 110°44'15.4"W

[hardy breach]

hm

[upbeat zephyr]

32.3765° N, 110.8801° W maybe?

mount kimballi?

[hot vortex]

33.45° N, 112.07 pheonix central arizona sonoran desert

[upbeat zephyr]

or kimbal

[rare yew]

WHY DO YOU KEEP GUESSING TUCSON

[acoustic geode]

Because

Come on

[stray vault]

Cuz they don't know what they're guessing

Ppl just shift the number

[granite urchin]

32.43756° N, 112.39486° W

Kaka valley

[rare yew]

You win

[stray vault]

😹

[glad oriole]

theyre just changing the coordinates a little until theyvget right

[upbeat zephyr]

IM FROM PORTUGAL THUNK IS TUCSON A TYPE OF SANDWICH

[hot vortex]

lol

[granite urchin]

Gg

[upbeat zephyr]

GGs gojira

[acoustic geode]

Tuscany

[rare yew]

gojira GG

[hot vortex]

yooo

[stray vault]

Congrats

[hot vortex]

Tysm

[rare yew]

nice blue name

[granite urchin]

That is one juicy joker name

[stray vault]

Will there be other roles in the future

[upbeat zephyr]

Said the smurf to another smurf:

[rare yew]

it was about 30 km east of Phoenix

[acoustic geode]

I want my custom colors

[granite urchin]

4 what

[silk agate]

I LOVE BALATRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hardy breach]

localthunk

release more jokers

[acoustic geode]

I'm bored of being white

[rare yew]

Ok then you should have guessed Phoenix

gave you the chance

[tawdry sundial]

My local e-commerce site only sells the OG Jimbo plushie
The others I would need to spend much more money and fight with FedEx again 🙃

[granite urchin]

I was so stuck on Sonoran bruh

[acoustic geode]

Nah i want pink or something

[glad oriole]

bwaah

[acoustic geode]

Maybe red

[rare yew]

I noticed!

[stray vault]

I want purple

[upbeat zephyr]

i tried my best and had a close answer, can i get a red joker

[silk agate]

thank you for making such an amazing game, localthunk

[granite urchin]

Smh smh i need to diversifying my az geography ig

[upbeat zephyr]

not enough joker

[hardy breach]

i tried nothing

can i get a white loser role

[rare yew]

ok

[hardy breach]

🥶

[granite urchin]

I gotchu

[lofty venture]

just looked at maps and deserts lmao

[granite urchin]

There u go bro ur color is white now

[acoustic geode]

Gold for gold stake

[hardy breach]

hm

[upbeat zephyr]

me when i mix all the colours in the known universe:

[granite urchin]

Cosmic latte moment

[stray vault]

Loser role is for me

Im a loser

[rare yew]

OK one more skill testing question, no joker role this time just a pat on the head from thunk

[upbeat zephyr]

What i ask the barista to make:

[rare yew]

Base joker was the first Joker I drew, which was the 2nd?

[hardy breach]

uhh

[upbeat zephyr]

Teachers testing my skills like:

[hardy breach]

sideways joker

[stray vault]

Zany

[hardy breach]

or

[median elm]

half?

[hardy breach]

selzer

[acoustic geode]

Parking

[hardy breach]

selzer is lowk really creepy

[stray vault]

Why

[granite urchin]

Cosmic latte the average color of all observable galaxies when viewed with the human vision spectrum

[upbeat zephyr]

so just beige

[rare yew]

nobody close yet

[hardy breach]

look at the old model

[median elm]

bus?

[rare yew]

nope

[acoustic geode]

Gros michel

[rare yew]

nope

[median elm]

red card?

[rare yew]

[stray vault]

What was it like

[acoustic geode]

Lol

[hardy breach]

he was sideways

the drawing wasnt done

[granite urchin]

Swash

[acoustic geode]

Is red card even drawn

[rare yew]

[acoustic geode]

It's just red

[hardy breach]

his head was flat

[granite urchin]

Merry andy

[rare yew]

[acoustic geode]

Card sharp

[rare yew]

[hardy breach]

uhh

[median elm]

faceless?

[rare yew]

[stray vault]

Do u have pics

[acoustic geode]

Wee

[hardy breach]

no

[rare yew]

[hardy breach]

im not a dev

[stray vault]

Blueprint

[rare yew]

[granite urchin]

Steven or todd