🎙・server-chat

[wanton steeple]

I'm way too dumb for the baron build

[tropic herald]

glass

photo

and haging chad

[glad oriole]

thats the one

baron mime is the easiest way to naneinf

[wanton steeple]

I've seen people do other ways

[tropic herald]

but you need a perkeo

[glad oriole]

incorrect

[glad oriole]

those ways are harder

[tribal knoll]

not really

theres multiple ways

but perkeo isnt manatory

[heavy monolith]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[tribal knoll]

just nice to have

[tropic herald]

but you need more kings in hand for the multi

[tropic herald]

then how?

[heavy monolith]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[glad oriole]

yes there are othet ways to do that

[tropic herald]

how? with double tag and juggle tag?

[glad oriole]

💀

i mean

thats probably been done

but mo

no

[tropic herald]

then how

[glad oriole]

burglar + serpent

is the easiest way i think

[tropic herald]

a

but is more difficul

[glad oriole]

you can also bring a turtle bean into the crimson heart boss blind and gain a fuck ton of handsize

[tropic herald]

you need luck

to get the serpent

[glad oriole]

less luck than finding perkeo

[glad oriole]

retcon voucher

[tropic herald]

ok

but those methods

are rebuscados

[glad oriole]

?

[tropic herald]

elaborated

[tribal knoll]

he's saying those methods are kinda like obscure

[glad oriole]

they arent

its easier to naneinf with burglar than with perk i think

as in

perk is rare

and you need to get it fairly early

[tropic herald]

ok

[tribal knoll]

yeah i agree w u

[tropic herald]

but what is you dont have enough money?

for rewind?

[glad oriole]

get money

thats part of the strat

gold cards

[tropic herald]

no way

[tropic herald]

ok

whats happening to my finger

i fell tired

i cant click right my ouse

nvm

[tribal knoll]

damn the trinity of scaling mult 💔

[graceful drift]

😭

They ARE rebuscados, indeed

[tribal knoll]

LOOL

[graceful drift]

CITY BUFOON

CITY BUFOON

[signal stratus]

Is thunk planning on fixing the bean bug

I kind of hope not

It's so niche and doesn't happen very often at all that I don't think it'd be a big deal to just leave it

[tribal knoll]

uh

what's the bean bug

i'm a lil outta the loop sorry

[signal stratus]

Crimson heart disables bean

Leave game and reenter

Permanent hand size buff

[tribal knoll]

hmm

pretty niche yeah

i don't think ive seen many beans on a7 or a8

even then you'd have to nail the finisher blind

but its still a bug regardless

[candid kernel]

i think he's mentioned that he's patching it

[signal stratus]

I mean he could make it a joker like I've suggested here https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1460987919102640365

I call it spilled beans

Creates a negative turtle bean whenever it's disabled or destroyed

[graceful drift]

Cool

[graceful drift]

Chicken stars even more niche bro ✌️😂

[candid kernel]

well eating an uncommon is already unlikely to begin with

and this would only have a niche in endless which thunk sees as an afterthought

[signal stratus]

Man

[icy patrol]

bro, another time (I'm happy :D)

[graceful drift]

I've never got to e before

But I've won almost 20 times

[silver solar]

Hi Thunk! I was reading your comments about the 'headless' validation system for leaderboards, and the tech behind it sounds amazing.

I have a question regarding the rankings: How would the leaderboard handle the 'naneinf' score limit? Since high-level runs often hit that mathematical cap, would the ranking system differentiate players based on the highest Ante reached to avoid mass ties, or do you have a different solution in mind for that ceiling?

[tribal knoll]

i just reset my 50 mult rtb

fortunately this is red stake so it didnt really matter

still sucks though.. sometimes the hardest part is paying attention

[signal stratus]

The likelihood of reaching naneinf in the first place is exceptionally low

So I don't think it'll be a problem

[limpid sparrow]

You need the Hex for the Spare Trousers

[signal stratus]

Disco pants

If only they were bell bottoms

[icy patrol]

un Elote o qe

[silver solar]

Fair point! However, in system design, handling edge cases is crucial. If the ceiling exists, the 'meta' for the leaderboard will eventually become reaching that ceiling, so a tiebreaker logic (like max Ante) would still be necessary to avoid a broken ranking.

[graceful drift]

Not the time rn Pedro 😭

[icy patrol]

sí siempre hay tiempo de uno

[graceful drift]

Pedro they could ban you if you keep texting in Spanish bro

Don't get me wrong, I support you man

But

You know

I don't want you out

I want you in

[icy patrol]

i will keep speaking spanish

[signal stratus]

Let's worry about that when the time comes. Also, you talk like a bot

[icy patrol]

nah that's prank

[graceful drift]

We all fw you Pedro

You're the best

[signal stratus]

If you ain't then good on you for good grammar though

[graceful drift]

🔥

[graceful drift]

Yo Blox that ain't cool man

[icy patrol]

"

[graceful drift]

Boooo

[signal stratus]

^

[icy patrol]

hora de balatrear

[signal stratus]

I will admit, a bit of a backhanded compliment

[graceful drift]

ALWAYS Pedro

[signal stratus]

Apologies

[icy patrol]

always

[graceful drift]

We ALL (yes, WE) are going to Balatrear

🥹

[silver solar]

01111001 01100101 01110011 00001010

[graceful drift]

No way

[icy patrol]

bro i don't know if you speak spanish or englesh in the real life

[graceful drift]

Both

[signal stratus]

Spanglish

[icy patrol]

cool

[graceful drift]

Thanks Pedro

[icy patrol]

yeah

[icy patrol]

why

[graceful drift]

Because you said "cool" to my "both"

[icy patrol]

ah

[graceful drift]

I thought you meant I'm cool? Idk

[icy patrol]

ehh

[graceful drift]

I think you are too!

[icy patrol]

that is FALSE

[graceful drift]

Wow

Okay

[icy patrol]

[graceful drift]

I guess you're not cool then Pedro

😟

[icy patrol]

😭 Pablo is the best

[graceful drift]

Oh wtf

Sorry

[icy patrol]

xd

[graceful drift]

Why did I say Pablo 😭

Omg

Sorry

[icy patrol]

idk but 🆗

[graceful drift]

You have so much aura

It's uncontrollable

[icy patrol]

🤨

[graceful drift]

something wrong?

[icy patrol]

my aura is uncontrollable

[graceful drift]

Yeah that's

That's what I said

😭

[inner elbow]

Two spanish people

[graceful drift]

Yes

[inner elbow]

S

Hello

Hahahha very funny meme

[solemn elm]

this is a comically bad screenshot

[inner elbow]

Huh?

[solemn elm]

volume slider + entire screenshot instead of cropping and waiting for the slider to go away

[graceful drift]

It reminds me to that Joker meme

[rare yew]

No idea, I’m not going that direction anymore so there are a host of problems that don’t need to be solved now

[halcyon wolf]

why did you make the game? what inspired you to make balatro

stop showing me this

[rare yew]

I’m guessing it’d be tie-broken by cards played or something. But also since it’s simulated by inputs and the seed shouldn’t be known, it’d be a lot harder to get naneinf

Like no timing based glitches would work, things like crimson beam wouldn’t work, that kind of thing

Anyway, it’s not happening! Balatro shall officially remain a single player game

[rare yew]

I like making video games, it’s been my hobby for about a decade

[halcyon wolf]

cool

[rare yew]

I wrote a blog post about making the game with more details, I’ll link

https://localthunk.com/blog/balatro-timeline-3aarh

[prisma idol]

Localthunk appearance

[magic rose]

yo anyone new to the game like me (kind of, im not really new but im really freaking bad) wanna hop on vc or smth and screen share the game. i dunno why but that just seems like fun to me

[compact stump]

So balatro is technically called CardGame still?

funny

[magic rose]

or just anyone in general really

[rare yew]

It is yes, it’s in my learning/lua/cardgame folder

[magic rose]

uhm mr local, can you sign my forehead

or would it be mr thunk

i guess it would technically be mr thunk

oh

whoops

[carmine lodge]

That’s awesome

[glad oriole]

hello thunk

[magic rose]

hello skinkina

[glad oriole]

yellow

[magic rose]

🐟

ahem

[halcyon wolf]

orange

[magic rose]

magenta

[halcyon wolf]

pink

[magic rose]

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

[halcyon wolf]

dihhhhhhhhh

[glad oriole]

skink

[tame mango]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[magic rose]

is that like a scam bot or smth

[halcyon wolf]

yeah

dont trust it

[magic rose]

i wouldnt anyways

i just didnt know if it was a bot or some bad advertisement for smth

[silver solar]

Thanks for explaining! Honestly, keeping it single player is probably the right move. Super hyped for 1.1!

[magic rose]

oh wait does balatro still get updates

i thought it was done for good

[glad oriole]

purr

[glad oriole]

yea

dude rhe game isnt even like a yearvold

well

maybe it is

but no more

[magic rose]

a lot of games release and add maybe one update then call quits

[rare yew]

Hello!

[glad oriole]

how have u been today

[rare yew]

Good I read a book

[glad oriole]

oo which

[rare yew]

Foundation by Isaac Asimov

It was good

[glad oriole]

ah

i think ive heard that name

i robot or something

[rare yew]

Yes same author

[magic rose]

thunk have you looked much at the modding scene? I know thats probably dumb but I always wonder if devs actually play like the mods and stuff for their games

isnt foundation from the same universe as Irobot lol

[rare yew]

I talk about that in #🙋・frequently-asked !

[ember root]

Hi chat

[magic rose]

ok thanks

[rare yew]

I’m going to start another book this fine evening

Flowers for Algernon

[glad oriole]

i shoukd read more tbh

i havent read out of my own will for so long

[compact stump]

just read the entire blog and tho i did know the story from before is crazy that balatro was just a lil project for some friends and ended up at the GOTYs

[magic rose]

is foundation the series with the dude who can like control the way people think about him

[rare yew]

Yeah you’re telling me! It’s been wild

[magic rose]

pov: you make a game for your friend but its poker with x1.5 fun per card in the deck

[cyan wadi]

yoo localthunk on wsp

[glad oriole]

well when you make a game that you enjoy most likely other people will too

[rare yew]

It’s about psychohistory - predicting what society will do and influencing it from millennia in the past

It’s a dope premise

It’s also one of the first proper sci fi books

[magic rose]

yeah cuz dont they have the guy who predicts the fall of the empire? and then they kill him cuz it makes them mad.

i havent read it in a LONG time

so

[compact stump]

I bet it’s been crazy, i would be really proud

[magic rose]

i dont remember much from the books

[rare yew]

Alright I’m gonna chill, have a great evening/morning/whatever time it is for you chat

[glad oriole]

have a good day thunk

[magic rose]

its all of the above for me

[ember root]

Nanight Mr Thunk

[glad oriole]

:3

[compact stump]

Same!

[magic rose]

i actually live in the fourth dimension

[glad oriole]

or night or whatever

[ember root]

Speaking of books did yall see that animal farm trailer

[glad oriole]

errm 4th dimension isnt time

[magic rose]

oh my bad

[glad oriole]

ive been there trust

:3

[magic rose]

guys i have a question

what do i do if i fall in love with jolly joker

when im around him i become very jolly

[glad oriole]

shouldve asked thunk im sure he'd appreciate a questiooj like that

[compact stump]

i’m pretty sure there’s a country where u could marry jolly joker

unironically

[magic rose]

aight betttt

me and jolly joker bouta get the freaky enhancement

[compact stump]

i’m out

1.3 seconds.

[magic rose]

❤️‍🩹

[icy patrol]

Hi Hello Hola olá oi bonjour

[lapis whale]

Hi, guys. I wanted to share this balatro video I made, Im new at this and is also in spanish, so its probably you dont like it, I rlly want your sincere opinion, it would help me to improve a lot

https://youtu.be/U7cWfz0x9q4?si=LTJu6Zm99_qktnFy

[flint sluice]

Just got my new record

E 49

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🛵

[flint copper]

Thunk if you asked him a question like that:

[spice pollen]

What’s a good seed for yellow deck?

[mild meteor]

does anyone know why my retrograde achievement wont go? Ive gotten a few hands to lvl10 in multiple won runs, and I never get the achievement

[lament tapir]

Fridging peak dude

I loved it

[lime lintel]

Hello i want ask somethin
When balatro mobile got fixed and update?

Already 5 months i can't play in mobile because keep flickerin and glitching
My device : samsung a55

[worldly canyon]

LocalPunk

[inner elbow]

TIENE MUSICA DE DDLC

NOMBE PA 1.2994E100 DE 10

[lapis whale]

tysm 😭

[lapis whale]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

la mejor selección de música de videojuegos sisisi

[inner elbow]

Yuri, sayori, monika o natsuki?

[spice pollen]

iPhone 17 works

[lime lintel]

Idk after i got update from my software

Like that

[inner elbow]

You should make text dure a bit longer for people to real it with out having to pause the viedo

[lapis whale]

yeah, I could make it last longer

[inner elbow]

And use some loquendo if you have time

[lapis whale]

Well, I used the text by influence from Lavencas

I rlly enjoy the way she make her videos

So is indeed

on purpose

[inner elbow]

A ok

[glad oriole]

tf is tiktok lite

[inner elbow]

I dont now

The history teacher sent it to me

He taught me how to play balatro

[desert wadi]

yo is this a fire egg?

crazy constilation run

unfortunately lost tho

[iron portal]

Me 😛😛😛

[inner elbow]

I want to graduales like that

[lament tapir]

i just drawed spongebob with my bf, guess who drawed who

[proper wagon]

I want to cry

I choked ante 7 golden needle

[inner elbow]

You draw the fistula one

First

[proper wagon]

Yt video coming out later today though

[tall dune]

Insane bro

[inner elbow]

Lo hackearon jajja

Nembe este servir es bien aburrido

[inland tide]

Here we go w the fake stuff

[cedar echo]

@solid timber

[storm karma]

Why does everyone keep sending this in my dms

Im not stupid

[boreal niche]

<@&1133519078540185692> DESTROY THEM

[inland tide]

Daad

🥹

[toxic gulch]

the mods on vacation guys

obv

[versed cipher]

Face card runs are only good when you have a nice set of jokers

[lament tapir]

DUDE

STOP

[proper wagon]

Lol

[teal parrot]

Good might everione

Howesd you

[lament tapir]

HIIIHIHIHIIHIHIIIIHALLOOO :333333

HAIIAIII

[lament tapir]

fine hbu :p

[teal parrot]

HEELO

oh I'm fine too, yk

[lament tapir]

cool :D

[teal parrot]

Just chilling

[long atlas]

<@&1133519078540185692> while you’re at it obliterate this dude too

[lament tapir]

coooooooooollllll

[teal parrot]

Ccccccoooooooooolllllll

[lament tapir]

ccccooooooooooolllllll

[fiery bobcat]

modd asleep <.<

[teal parrot]

ccccccccccooooooooooooollllllllll

[lament tapir]

hella cool

[long atlas]

oh my days bro are all of them asleep holy moly

[teal parrot]

balatro am i right guys

[teal parrot]

hella.

[lament tapir]

hehehehe yeaahhh

[fiery bobcat]

Mhm

[lament tapir]

h-hella?

[teal parrot]

joker

tarot card

Chips

[lament tapir]

tarot card?

[long atlas]

why did we hire mods from the same time zone bro 🥀

[lament tapir]

more like

uh

FART card

[teal parrot]

Ante

[lament tapir]

ahahahaha

laugh gays

guys

[teal parrot]

WOAHJH

Too far.

[lament tapir]

well, also gays

[teal parrot]

Tooooo far

[lament tapir]

sorry sorry mane

[lament tapir]

IM SORRRYYYYYYY

fuck wrong pic

[tribal knoll]

Whats wrong tho

[fiery bobcat]

meanwhile gay mario ishowspeed and luigi kai cenat in the background

[tribal knoll]

And yea it ks 1 am est

[fiery bobcat]

scroll up

[long atlas]

scam images

[lament tapir]

hey! i may be gay but im not

uh

[fiery bobcat]

also in game discussion and off topic

[iron portal]

Ahora hay dos de ustedes q chucha

Wassap yall

[lament tapir]

he my bf dude sybau

[iron portal]

OMG VIVA LOS NOVIOS

Beeee who you aaaaaare

[lament tapir]

@teal parrot us

[inner elbow]

Englosh pls

[iron portal]

Yeah, sorry

[fiery bobcat]

right here

[lament tapir]

no nacho taco dude

[iron portal]

Omfg

[lament tapir]

im kitty hanging chad :p

[teal parrot]

Yeah us

[lament tapir]

YAYYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYYA (≡^∇^≡)(≡^∇^≡)(≡^∇^≡)

[iron portal]

Can I use that money for crack?

[inner elbow]

Ok, not because im mean. Localthunk castigarrme for speaking spanish

[inner elbow]

Bro you are Argentina

[lament tapir]

poor little thing

[lament tapir]

and u are

uh

idk

what r u again?

[teal parrot]

nacho tacos is nacho tacos man

[inner elbow]

Mexicano

[iron portal]

I mean I’m Mexican so I respect ts

[lament tapir]

when you realize the nacho tacos were the friends you made along the way

[teal parrot]

Yep

[lament tapir]

yo @teal parrot us

[teal parrot]

yeah us man

[lament tapir]

mhm mhm

[teal parrot]

mmmhm

[lament tapir]

long live love

[torn jasper]

go kiss or something

[lament tapir]

we on that dw

[inner elbow]

City boyyyyy

[long atlas]

bro why are posting yuri 😭

[iron portal]

Nacho tacos 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼 mate or whatever Yall do on argentina man 😹

[placid pecan]

are there voice chats here

[lament tapir]

drug trafficking ig

[long atlas]

no and that’s probably fo the better

[iron portal]

Maybe there is… but you know what else is here..?? Freddy fazbear

[fiery bobcat]

its balacord why would there not be yuri

[teal parrot]

Dude!

[placid pecan]

whats wrong with letting a bunch of strangers talk with each other

[torn jasper]

freedom of speech or something.
someone even talking about femboys yesterday

[lament tapir]

Hey sorry!

[long atlas]

fair enough

[lament tapir]

I was just talking about you to everyone cuz ily!

[iron portal]

We need the Wuhluhwuh

[inner elbow]

Cause yuri is good

[long atlas]

you missed the judy hopps 🌽 earlier

[inner elbow]

WHATTT

Noooooo

[fiery bobcat]

that guy got banned

[teal parrot]

😔

[inner elbow]

Muaaaaaa

[iron portal]

WHERE😻

[torn jasper]

binged

[long atlas]

not surprised at all

[torn jasper]

lol

[lament tapir]

it's discord what did u expect

[fiery bobcat]

he somehow joined the server 4 days ago had over 500 messages

[long atlas]

bro saying this like it’s a normal thing ✌️

[iron portal]

Me lowkey

[lament tapir]

i joined 6 days ago😼

[inner elbow]

Tomorrow is 7

AAAAAA

67777

[lament tapir]

676767676767

[inner elbow]

SIX SEVEN

CHICKEN STARSSS

[lament tapir]

CHICKEN STARSSS

[torn jasper]

your execution date is postponed

[inner elbow]

MANGOS MANGOS MANGOS

[lament tapir]

MUSTARRRRDDDD

SKIBIDI SIGMA

[long atlas]

i joined about a week ago and i’m at 700 somthin ✌️

[inner elbow]

TRIPI TROPI

[long atlas]

i’m outta here this frying my brain bro 😔

[lament tapir]

@teal parrot us

[lament tapir]

TRALALETO TRALALA

[inner elbow]

Enough

[lament tapir]

:c

[inner elbow]

Too much brainrot

[halcyon wolf]

brainrot is gonna kill me one day 💔

[inner elbow]

Hurts my head

[teal parrot]

Yeah it's us

[torn jasper]

balarero balatro

[fiery bobcat]

I've been in the server for 9 months and I have the same amount 😭

[lament tapir]

Because brain rot killed my grandma!

[teal parrot]

balatrelo balatra

[torn jasper]

sorry to hear that

[iron portal]

2.1 GPA ahh behavior 🫩

[long atlas]

i’m a yapper what can i say 🤷

[lament tapir]

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[inner elbow]

I have a 9 as final grade

[lament tapir]

smarty pants

[inner elbow]

No actually

[teal parrot]

Smarty farty as we say

[lament tapir]

farty smella

[inner elbow]

Uuuuuu city boy

[teal parrot]

so gassy

[inner elbow]

Good night

[teal parrot]

gud night

[lament tapir]

bye

[iron portal]

So

[teal parrot]

🫄

[lament tapir]

@teal parrot

[teal parrot]

Yeah us

[lament tapir]

me

[fiery bobcat]

AWAY FLOWEY

[teal parrot]

I know

I made you pregnant

[lament tapir]

your best nightmare (for face cards run)

[lament tapir]

woahhhhh dudeeeee

[teal parrot]

birth my children

[iron portal]

Mpreg in the Balatro server

[torn jasper]

luCHADor:

[lament tapir]

chiGOD:

[teal parrot]

Why not

[iron portal]

Im not complaining

Im fujoing out

[teal parrot]

Beautiful

yaoi boyfriend come here

[lament tapir]

yes sir?

[teal parrot]

Let me hold you

[lament tapir]

yes sir
Hops onto your lap :3

[teal parrot]

very nice

[halcyon wolf]

what the fuck

[lament tapir]

I'm gonna regret this so much tomorrow

[teal parrot]

We just roleplaying cuh

[teal parrot]

don't be so sour ykwim

[torn jasper]

most normal balacord conversation

[iron portal]

KEEP DOING IT

[teal parrot]

Is there a thing as a normal discord server or just the illusion of its existence

[lament tapir]

a myth i would dare say

[teal parrot]

Yes!

urban legend

Kiss me, you genius

[lament tapir]

telegram and discord fighting over who has the worse servers/chats:

[torn jasper]

most normal discord server is like a wholesome game discord server

[lament tapir]

😽

[torn jasper]

wich is rare

[teal parrot]

😽

[lament tapir]

not even that dude

[teal parrot]

furry

[lament tapir]

as if dude

[teal parrot]

True

[lament tapir]

:3

[teal parrot]

You're such a furry femboy and everyone can tell

[lament tapir]

babeeee stoooppp you're embarrassing me in front of the balacord community!

[inland tide]

💔💔

[teal parrot]

fine...

[lament tapir]

STOP CALLING ME DADDY

[inland tide]

Couples..

[inland tide]

I SAY DAD NOT DADDY..

[lament tapir]

ONLY @teal parrot CAN CALL ME THAT

[lament tapir]

ITS THE SAME THING

[inland tide]

I LIKE GIRLS

[lament tapir]

Technically that's gay

[inland tide]

I'M A MAN

[teal parrot]

I don't call you daddy you call ME daddy

[inland tide]

I'm scared

[teal parrot]

so you see

[lament tapir]

😳

[torn jasper]

are you formerly Twitter?

[lament tapir]

boo im a job application

[teal parrot]

liking women is gay because they are the opposite of men which means you must be thinking about how not manly your girlfriend is all the time

[inland tide]

I knew someone was gonna say this.. Yes I am

[torn jasper]

lol

[lament tapir]

Dear god...

[teal parrot]

which means your gay and think about men

[inland tide]

PLEASE STOP I DON'T LIKE THIS WORD

[lament tapir]

Everyone has a little faggisy inside of em

[inland tide]

But I like a woman..

☹️

[teal parrot]

Yes

[lament tapir]

That's what they all say

[inland tide]

I've liked her for almost a year now

🥹🥹

[teal parrot]

so wholesome

[lament tapir]

and why don't u ask her out

[inland tide]

That's..a long story to tell

[lament tapir]

tell us tell us tell us!

[inland tide]

Long story short? we DID date but then she broke up with me and I still like her

[inland tide]

THAT'S RUDE

[torn jasper]

i have never imagined i will see this type of conversation in an official balatro discord server

[teal parrot]

😭

[lament tapir]

what conversation?

[inland tide]

Welp

[lament tapir]

sorry to hear that tho

[inland tide]

Always expect the unexpected

[lament tapir]

and why yall broke up?

[inland tide]

First the milk and now this

Smh

[torn jasper]

not the milk

[inland tide]

You're so mean

[lament tapir]

STOP

[torn jasper]

😭😭

[inland tide]

☹️☹️

[teal parrot]

I'm curious what is the milk

[lament tapir]

NOTHING EVER HAPPENED

[lament tapir]

NOTHING SHUT UP

[teal parrot]

No no

I wanna know

[inland tide]

HE LEFT ME TO GET THE MILK

AND NEVER CAME BACK WITH IT

[lament tapir]

SHUT UP

[torn jasper]

i can see why you changed your name from twitter

[inland tide]

LMAO

[teal parrot]

NOOOO

😭

[lament tapir]

I FORGOT I CANT SAY THAT

[inland tide]

😭😭

[inland tide]

I just had to stare at it for a second

[lament tapir]

SCREW YOU

I'M GOING FOR CIGARETTES NOW

[torn jasper]

sorry to hear allat bro

[inland tide]

NOIII

[inland tide]

Help me☹️

No milk

[lament tapir]

Also

[inland tide]

LMAO

[torn jasper]

i can help you, but first of all, i need your social security number

[inland tide]

Sighh

I gotta do what I gotta do guys

[teal parrot]

Dude I need cigarettes and coffee I'll brb

[inland tide]

🥹🥹

[lament tapir]

Don't forget also a picture of the credit card front and back and id card

[inland tide]

LMAOO

[lament tapir]

Healthy to burn calories and neurons

[teal parrot]

It's to be skinny

duhhh

[inland tide]

I have no school Monday

[teal parrot]

Me neither

[lament tapir]

aprendi a pensar

[inland tide]

Yay I get to sleep all morning again

[teal parrot]

Wow

[inland tide]

Guys I literally begged to not have school and I dead ah thought it wouldn't work

But now that means I GOTTA DO MORE WORK AFTER I JUST FINISHED EVERYTHING 3 DAYS AGO

GUH

[torn jasper]

work?

[lament tapir]

haha cry about it

[torn jasper]

like... a job?

[teal parrot]

He says the work word...

[lament tapir]

(I have to do stuff for 4 subjects)

[inland tide]

Do NOT say that word

[lament tapir]

AHH

[inland tide]

I have 7 classes

67

[teal parrot]

🥭

[inland tide]

😭

[inland tide]

Please

[inland tide]

This school won't give me a break

[torn jasper]

have job > get money > safe money for better future > spend some for personal usage(gambling)

[inland tide]

My art block is going away

I'm so glad

I saw these from someone and I was like "omg that looks so familiar"

I didn't see the cards at first

I'm so mad I couldn't get one

[lament tapir]

Awwwww those are pretty!!!

[inland tide]

Yes.

[novel jewel]

Hey, does anyone know if its possible to play multiplayer balatro on mobile ?(android)

[radiant portal]

https://youtu.be/i7cyjTW3ssA

[summer needle]

What the fuck I stumbled upon?

[safe geyser]

Is there any updates on the new update?

I havent heard much but like

I figured id ask

[mighty dome]

No clue

[stray vault]

It is

[unkempt yew]

Why can't I react to images in #🎨・fan-art

[stray vault]

I have a guide in vietnamese

[worldly ore]

It took 14 tries to get balatrodle I might be cooked

[worldly ore]

That's still one more than 2

[calm kestrel]

What are they saying chat

[deft urchin]

same thing with mime happened to me a bit ago

oops

[iron portal]

Ytp in English are so alien to me for some reason

Im used to the YTPH humor

🫩💔

[novel jewel]

Oh yeah bro I can read Vietnamese trust me

[stray vault]

Idk man if you are so desperate i can send the guide

But no guarantee it will work since the guide was 5 months ago

[novel jewel]

Its cool bro I appreciate it tho

I'll just find another way

[quaint estuary]

gg,not even 3/4 kings used

[stray vault]

Try following this guide but im just not sure it will work anymore

https://youtu.be/WTAWCtQNyEY

Nvm i found the newest guide i found on that same channel

U can look it up there

[modern nebula]

do i sell oops?

[gleaming minnow]

hi sorry idk if this is the right place to ask but is jokerforge good or is there any better way to make mods aside from just Going raw and doing the code yourself

[undone pawn]

idk

[modern nebula]

i acc just sell photograph here right?

[alpine vault]

I thought you weren't supposed to get Legendaries with a Gold Sticker on until you get a Gold Sticker on all of them?

To make C++ easier?

[torn jasper]

you should start moving to flush five face cards, but if you love photochad so much sell sock

i would sell photograph and move to flush five if i were you

[vivid island]

This only applies if you play on Gold Stake.

[calm kestrel]

Probably

[sacred hatch]

Can I say that Yorick sucks ass

[sacred hatch]

Gives you xMults after so many discards

[abstract furnace]

its free xmult scale

[sacred hatch]

BUT IT'S SO MUCH DISCARDS 😭

[wicked mirage]

yorick is the best legendary for gold stakes to win ante 8

and its not even really close tbh

[sacred hatch]

At least give me Chicot or something

[abstract furnace]

4 discards per run, 20 cards

thats like 1.5x mult every 2 rounds

higher than any other xmult scaler

[wicked mirage]

you forgot one ☝️

[sacred hatch]

"I'm done pandering to you"

[abstract furnace]

i forget a lot

[sacred hatch]

Cavendish

[wicked mirage]

scaling

[abstract furnace]

not to say theres a lot of ways to get your discards up too

so 4 discards is the MINIMUM

[wicked mirage]

obelisk is 2x per ante you grow it

while yorick is 1.5x

at best

[sacred hatch]

Constellation

[acoustic geode]

Campfire is bigger

[abstract furnace]

yeah but yorick is free but obelisk is a pain in the ass

[acoustic geode]

Nah just play 16 pairs and you're done

[abstract furnace]

by that sense hologram could be better too

[wicked mirage]

16!!

[abstract furnace]

16 16 16 16

[wicked mirage]

damn

[sacred hatch]

Wait until blawgs learn about Constellation

[wicked mirage]

id say 12 if you wanna be safe

[wicked mirage]

scales slower, needs econ to work

[acoustic geode]

Well holo can be good

[sacred hatch]

Or Supernova if you play High Card too much

[acoustic geode]

But you can sell things faster than adding cards

[abstract furnace]

yeah but it still falls down to how many consumables you can potentially get

potentially

yorick is guaranteed

[sacred hatch]

Don't forget about my goat

[acoustic geode]

Campfire is pretty much a free win

[sacred hatch]

BUT IT'S ANNOYING 😭

[acoustic geode]

You can also sell jokers

[abstract furnace]

id choose campfire late game and yorick early game

well

we cant forget about

shit the road

[acoustic geode]

It is decent

[abstract furnace]

i mean if your deck is all jacks

itll probably be higher than both

[sacred hatch]

Mix in Fortune Teller and you're winning

[acoustic geode]

Htr is per round though

[sacred hatch]

I can guaran👕 y'all use Tarots alot

Death, Strength, Fool, Wheel of Misfortune

[acoustic geode]

Ft scales so slow

[sacred hatch]

But he's strong though, especially with my strat which is buy every Arcana pack and...

The humble soul

[acoustic geode]

Well just buying arcanas aren't enough

[sacred hatch]

I mean, if you also have Cavendish... That's a guaranteed +90 Mults when by Ante 6

[acoustic geode]

Expensive

You are not surviving until ante 6 in the first place

[sacred hatch]

Polychrome Abstract

Oh wait, THIS IS MY THIRD 😭

[acoustic geode]

What is that joker order

[sacred hatch]

Jolly, Acrobat, Smiley, Blue, Abstract, Chad, Batter

[acoustic geode]

And why is acrobat second

[summer needle]

Ah yes, the famous "crack smoking" strategy

[stray vault]

Id rather say its the most braindead joker in the game

Why is there such a braindead joker

Give is a joker slot and it will do its work without us doing anything

[sacred hatch]

Idk

[stray vault]

Yorick definitely needs a rework

Fast scaling jokers exist like obelisk

[sacred hatch]

I don't think that, it can be good but not for us

[stray vault]

But oblisk needs brainpower to play

[sacred hatch]

Blawg 😭

[stray vault]

The thing is it's so braindead that even a child can play it

[sacred hatch]

It's literally that meme

[wraith flume]

Yea 😄

[stray vault]

I mean like square joker is kinda braindead

[wraith flume]

I suck in this game

[stray vault]

But hands cost money

So it does come with penalty when u try to scale it

In yorick's case there is literally no penalty

[sacred hatch]

BUT DAMN

[stray vault]

Castle is similar to yorick, but castle needs a specific suit to upgrade

And there comes a penalty if u want to play it

[wraith flume]

See

[stray vault]

If u want to maxing out it, u must dig for the suit by playing hands first

[sacred hatch]

I fucking hate Needle

[acoustic geode]

I mean campfire is kinda braindead

[stray vault]

Campfire has penalty

I mean every joker has penalty

Except the fucking yorick

Unless u play yorick on green deck

[wraith flume]

Same but look at double tag

[acoustic geode]

Bus doesn't really have one

[stray vault]

Actually almost all scaling jokers are braindead

Except obelisk

😭

[acoustic geode]

Obelisk is pretty braindead

Just like

[stray vault]

Its not

[acoustic geode]

Don't play pairs anymore

And win

[stray vault]

But if u want to max out the valie

U can lole

Like

Play on 8 pairs

And then

[obsidian blaze]

i js played Paperback mod and it’s Amazing

[stray vault]

Play all the other hands

Which is hard

It is not braindead if u try to push its value

[acoustic geode]

I mena i guess

But who really needs the xmult in ante 3

[stray vault]

If u are fine with an x6 obelisk at ante 8

Then yeah its quite braindead

And even that

Its not exactly braindead

Cuz big hands

Are hard to play so u need to spam them whenever u can

[wraith flume]

What is the best deck to play as a rookie?

[stray vault]

Save high card until u cant find anything to play

[acoustic geode]

I had an obby with straights as most played

[summer needle]

I honestly think Yorick is fine

[stray vault]

Yorick is too braindead

[summer needle]

Well

[stray vault]

Given its an xmult joker

[summer needle]

True

[stray vault]

The problem is it being braindead

And it ruins the game

😭

Niche jokers like seance are bad

But they dont ruin the game like yorick

What kind of joker that needs only sitting there

And u win

No penalty

And u still max out its value

Bussy has penalty

It needs hands to max out its value

Which is money

[calm kestrel]

Yorick is allowed to do what he does because of how hard he is to get

[stray vault]

No?

[calm kestrel]

Legendaries are supposed to be game warping.

Yorick is game warping.

[stray vault]

Canio is a legend

[calm kestrel]

You're never getting legendaries in most cases

[stray vault]

And u need to intentionally roll for hangman/removing faces from your deck

[calm kestrel]

They're infinitely rarer than rare jokers

[stray vault]

And to get canoo's max value u wanna turn as many cards into face cards as possible

[calm kestrel]

You could not take the jokers that are supposed to be game warping if you don't want them

[stray vault]

And chicot only has usage when u fight boss blind

[calm kestrel]

Chicot is game warping

[stray vault]

And perkeo is more like supportive joker than a winning condition

[calm kestrel]

Canio is game warping

Perkeo is game warping

[stray vault]

And triboulet is vulnerable to bosses

[calm kestrel]

1 boss

Amazing

[stray vault]

Dont u find yourself having no argument

?

All u say is

"legens are warping" without any substance

[calm kestrel]

And all you do is complain that the game warping rarity is game warping

[stray vault]

Meanwhile i clearly explain why i found them that way

[stray vault]

No?

[calm kestrel]

Just don't pick them up if you don't like them

[stray vault]

Again

Canio arnet as braindead as yorick

Chicot isnt

Perkeo isnt

[summer needle]

0.3% to get The Soul and 25% to get specifically Yorick

[calm kestrel]

They're supposed to break the game

[stray vault]

No

[calm kestrel]

They're like getting the chaos emeralds in a Sonic game

[summer needle]

Yea they kinda are

[stray vault]

Hilariously among the legends except yorick the other 4 are not a sure win

🙂

[summer needle]

Fuck not 25%

Even lower

[calm kestrel]

If you aren't winning with a legendary

That's on you

[summer needle]

20%

[calm kestrel]

For having a skill issue

[stray vault]

Man thats not how u design a game

[calm kestrel]

Again

It's like the chaos emeralds

[stray vault]

I swear thats not how u do it

[calm kestrel]

Most players will only see it used like once and it's made with that in mind

It's optional and it's meant to say "Go have fun, break the game"

[stray vault]

If u say triboutlet is a sure win then ancient should also be

And ancient does not break the game

[summer needle]

I mean 0.3% to get boosted is somewhat fair

[stray vault]

Its just too braindead gameplay

[calm kestrel]

Ancient is infinitely harder to use than Trib

You can't deck fix for Ancient and Ancient is very picky

[summer needle]

It's poker

[stray vault]

And it shouldn't be how u design a game

[stray vault]

Balatro isnt

[calm kestrel]

Then

Don't pick them up

[summer needle]

Balatro is based

on a gambling game

[stray vault]

Balatro is not poker

[calm kestrel]

It quite literally is poker

[stray vault]

Poker is a mind game

Tbh

Balatro is a deck builder game

[summer needle]

No, no, he's actually right on this one

[summer needle]

20%

[stray vault]

They are actually different games

[calm kestrel]

Balatro is single player poker

[summer needle]

Other 80% is pure luck

[stray vault]

Balatro is more similar to slay the spire than poker itself

[summer needle]

While balatro quietly balancing the majority of both aspects, yes

Gambling aspect still is pretty major

[calm kestrel]

Tell me why I'm playing poker if it isn't poker

[summer needle]

So I see nothing wrong with legendaries being in the game

[stray vault]

Its wearing a poker skin

In poker do u have big number?

Do u deck build and fix your cards?

In poker what helps u clutch the game?

[calm kestrel]

So

If I make an Uno rouge like

Where I can fix my deck towards the power cards

It's not uno?

[stray vault]

Yes

Lmao

Its a different game

[calm kestrel]

Gotcha

[stray vault]

I dont say i know how to play poker

Just because I play balatro

[calm kestrel]

So there's no point in arguing

[summer needle]

Kinda

[calm kestrel]

Because it's literally still Uno.

Under your logic different variations of poker can't be called poker

Because they have different mechanics

[summer needle]

Insane luck

[stray vault]

The core mechanic is inherently different

[calm kestrel]

It's not

[stray vault]

Again

Balatro is more close to slay the spire than poker itself

🙂

[calm kestrel]

Slay the Spire is veryyy different from balatro

[stray vault]

And balatro is way more different from poker

[summer needle]

Not really

[calm kestrel]

It's

Poker with extra mechanics

[summer needle]

It's like 50% poker

[calm kestrel]

60%

[summer needle]

70% even

[stray vault]

In balatro the hand that u play most is pair

The rest is joker's business

😂

[summer needle]

SO IS IN POKER

Case dismissed

[stray vault]

The cards themselves dont matter

[summer needle]

ggs every

[stray vault]

But cards in poker matter all the time

Meanwhile in balatro

[summer needle]

Not cards tho

[stray vault]

Fucking get ride the bussy

[summer needle]

Cards combinations

[calm kestrel]

"In balatro, most of the time you play a poker hand"

[stray vault]

And fucking spam a single hand

[calm kestrel]

What kind of hand?

A poker hand

[stray vault]

Pair

[calm kestrel]

Because

It's a poker based game

That uses poker hands

[summer needle]

Not only uses, but exploits them in the same way

[stray vault]

And balatro is also inspired by games like slay the spire

[summer needle]

Ok yea, it is

But it's also

[calm kestrel]

Okay

But it's also built, from the ground up

[summer needle]

Inspired by poker

[calm kestrel]

On poker

[summer needle]

Inspired the most by poker

[stray vault]

Oh yeah and I never said balatro is slay the spire

[calm kestrel]

Balatro would be a completely different game without being mechanically based on poker

[summer needle]

My bad then

[stray vault]

The game being inspired by something doesn't mean it is that thing

[calm kestrel]

Not inspired

The game was built from the ground up to be

Poker

[sacred hatch]

It's literally Poker for Introverts

[stray vault]

We should stop here because this argument doesnt lead us nowhere

[calm kestrel]

This really isn't a complicated concept

[stray vault]

I learn nothing from arguing with u i swear

[calm kestrel]

Not when you're the opposition, it usually doesn't

[stray vault]

Its annoying as f

When arguing with others I learn at least from one or two

And people while argue also respects ur point

But arguing with u is pointless

[calm kestrel]

I can see why you'd need to learn

[sacred hatch]

What're y'all arguing about, Balatro is LITERALLY Poker but singleplayer and math-based

[summer needle]

Truth