🎙・server-chat

[rare yew]

I had my first ever cavendish extinction last week

I was so excited

[acoustic geode]

Skill issue ngl

[long atlas]

did it kill the run

[raven dome]

I always keep the Cavendish around because I like it

[long atlas]

i mean it is guaranteed 3x

[obsidian blaze]

❤️‍🩹

peic

peak*

i am, trust

[long atlas]

everyone start riots in the streets we need the dalmatian for 1.1

[rare yew]

no I was on white stake so it was faceroll

[graceful drift]

WHAAAT

LOCALTHUNK

[long atlas]

what’s your highest unseeded score thunk

[graceful drift]

😧😧😧

A rubber room

[raven dome]

A rubber room with rats

[north bane]

And rats make me crazy

[graceful drift]

You don't know the THUNK like that bro ✌️😂

[long atlas]

i’m just asking bro a question 😭

[graceful drift]

Ik ik

😭

[long atlas]

😞

[graceful drift]

Call him TL bro ✌️😂

[north bane]

Right bro talking so casually to THE Thunkleberry, truly so brazen

[spice pollen]

For the voucher that says does nothing what does it do?

[long atlas]

thocallunk

[tribal knoll]

exactly what it implies

[sage nymph]

Buy it 10 times

[graceful drift]

Yes 🔥

[sage nymph]

it does nothing tho

[long atlas]

the thunkmeister

big t dog

[north bane]

TLocalhunk
(The t is silent)

[winter cedar]

Guys, Jynxzi is doing cuphead and im playing alongside him. Am I allowed to use the dlc?

[raven dome]

Localduck?

[long atlas]

localunc

[graceful drift]

LG bro ✌️😂

[long atlas]

gocallunk

[north bane]

Localgunk

[raven dome]

Localtruck

[north bane]

Me in my septic tank

[long atlas]

i’m so dumb 😔

[graceful drift]

Don't say that

You're awesome sauce

I'm telling you

[long atlas]

thunkymcbunky

[graceful drift]

😎

[north bane]

Bro is stupid sauce ✋😒🤚

[graceful drift]

Wooow

So rude

😮😮😟😮😟😮

[long atlas]

i’m the awesomest sauce there is 😢

[north bane]

😔
🤏🕶️
🤏😎

[graceful drift]

YES you are bro

[north bane]

My apologies original gangsters
Twas but a jest

[graceful drift]

Chess cannot be THAT serious 💔💔

[long atlas]

the sun ain’t doing her job ✌️

[north bane]

Is that secondletterofthealphabet secondletterofthealphabet lacking wealth?

[graceful drift]

You don't know Ray like that ✌️😂

because of the

sun rays

get it

[north bane]

Who is ray

[graceful drift]

?

[north bane]

Sol does not approve

[long atlas]

i call her by her title you call her her first name we are not the same.

[graceful drift]

I'll NEVER be Troy bro 🥀

[north bane]

Alrighty twins, I'm outty

[long atlas]

me when they ask me about my belly button

[graceful drift]

Bye M ✌️😂

[long atlas]

bye mj!

[acoustic geode]

What the hell

[native tusk]

hai

[tribal knoll]

gm

[long atlas]

hola teto

[native tusk]

haiiiiiii

[long atlas]

so what’s y’all’s favorite jokers

[tribal knoll]

depends on what area

[graceful drift]

Photograph maybe

[tribal knoll]

like gameplay wise

art wise

[long atlas]

shoot the moon gameplay and castle art wise for me

[acoustic geode]

Capmfire is fire

[long atlas]

gameplay and art wise

[long atlas]

i’d sure hope so

[tribal knoll]

if it has to be 1 for both areas i'm going with stuntman then

gameplay wwise i love ride the bus though

[acoustic geode]

Hard not to love a free win joker

[tribal knoll]

fr its goated

[hexed thunder]

Purple Stake Ghost Deck beaten :D

[shrewd estuary]

yorick is the goat

[long atlas]

w! nice job

[long atlas]

chigoat

[tawny pasture]

🥚

[hexed thunder]

gay egg saved me

[long atlas]

well who doesn’t like scrambled eggs

[tawny pasture]

as it does all of us

[long atlas]

i ship swashbuckler x gay egg

[hexed thunder]

all my wins of 2026 so far,,

I was supposed to beat Gold Stake Blue Deck what the fuck

[long atlas]

gold stake amirite…

murphy do you have any tips

[hexed thunder]

so yeah red deck is gonna remain the only one I beat gold stake on for a WHILE

[tawny pasture]

dont bleach your hair in your 20s, youll regret it later

[long atlas]

what if i bleach part of it

[tawny pasture]

i assumed thats what you meant by tips

[hexed thunder]

did y'all ever have any setups that were VERY stupid but ended up winning

[tawny pasture]

frosted tips are coming back. dont let them fool you.

[long atlas]

castle drunkard with no xmult

[long atlas]

no worries i don’t like frosted tips anyhow

[tawny pasture]

hell yeah

[long atlas]

if i ever have frosted tips im sending you a pic though ✌️

[hexed thunder]

for me it was Red Deck gold stake with this shit

[tawny pasture]

but for balatro. A good mult joker, chjip joker, a couple of xmult and focusing on a single hand is gonna get you a lot of mileage.

[sage nymph]

No eco joker with campfire and won with 0 dollars to my name

[tawny pasture]

pairs do very well for consistency to draw/getting good cards in your hand with seals, and scaling jokers like green/bus/supernova.

also keep your money up to gain interest. if youre thinking "one more reroll" and youre not at the boss blind, just wait till next ante. whatever it is will be there for free

[sage nymph]

One more reroll.

[long atlas]

thank you wise streamer 🙏 (by the way you are one of my favorite balatro creators)

[sage nymph]

I will get blueprint

[long atlas]

99% of gamblers quit before the big win

[tawny pasture]

sometimes you do, sometimes its a rental cloud 9

[hexed thunder]

It's pronounced "Bàlatro" btw all your dreams are broken

[long atlas]

if you have 6 nines it’s a profit

[sage nymph]

balala

[long atlas]

bah-luh-tro but thunk says he doesn’t care if people say buh-lah-tro

[sage nymph]

It's not bah lah tro?

[tawny pasture]

i pronounce it balatro

[long atlas]

i think the latter is easier and more fun to say

[long atlas]

how scandalous…

[spice pollen]

Holy shit I was saying it wrong

[sage nymph]

I don't think so..

[long atlas]

well i think it’s a personal preference thing

[sage nymph]

I think Mr thunk is WRONG

[hexed thunder]

I think I dont CARE

I just informed y'all

[long atlas]

i think more people say the latter because it sounds easier and for lack of a better term less british

[spice pollen]

FUCK

I just discarded a four of a kind

[hexed thunder]

anyways uhh this was probably the best (and only 💔) high card run I ever had lmao

[sage nymph]

bud thinks he's running burnt joker

[spice pollen]

That’s over 9k

No jokers applied

[long atlas]

peep the StM

[hexed thunder]

me when my "play hand" and "discard" buttons get swapped! #relatable #1116389027675906108 #1116389027675906108meme #hashbrowns

my humor is so fucking weird like why did i say tha

[long atlas]

its elite ball knowledge it’s funny trust

[sage nymph]

DOES ANYONE ELSE SCREAM +1 ANTE WHENEVER A NEW YEAR STARTS 🤣 ✌️

[hexed thunder]

does balatro like drain y'alls battery a lot as well

[sage nymph]

No?

[long atlas]

a moderate amount

[sage nymph]

I played balatro for like 4 hours no problem

[cedar echo]

I say both depending on the feel I'm in

[long atlas]

i think it depends on the age and power of your phone as well

[hexed thunder]

maybe im just so addicted that i dont realize that my phone is already at 1% when i play 😭

[cedar echo]

Bah-luh-tro and Buh-lah-tro I say both

[long atlas]

buh-luh-tro

[sage nymph]

tro

[hexed thunder]

JokerPoker - Balala

[sage nymph]

cardomancer

[long atlas]

did yall see someone made balatro on desmos graphing calculator

[hexed thunder]

balatro on a sinewave

[long atlas]

it’s playable too

granted barebones

but still playable

it’s also not public yet but oh well

[hexed thunder]

Balatro players when they get an A+ on their test instead of C++

[main dune]

Balatro players when they lose all of their life savings on poker

[normal fulcrum]

Mr.Thunk Please give me developer copy of balatro

[compact stump]

that might be a lil bit too much

[sacred hatch]

Balatro players when they find out that Jokers are useless in real Poker

[main dune]

Balatro players when they die

[sacred hatch]

Gay people when they can only play a Straight and not a Gay

[main dune]

Gay people when they can only play a pair

(they're completely indifferent about this situation)

[sacred hatch]

Trans people when Michel extincts

[main dune]

Gurt: yo

[graceful drift]

we lost the plot

[cloud rain]

im gay & i am indifferent to playing pairs

Hope this helps

[main dune]

Me coming over to my boss to inform him of the reason we have to delay the making of our latest tv show

[graceful drift]

no way

[main dune]

The traffic sign right as im about to run into a dead end:

[sacred hatch]

I'm Trans and I'm fine with Michel extincting.. we get Cavendish 🤑

[graceful drift]

that's crazy

[main dune]

I'm Trans and the existance of Gros Michael does not impact my life whatsoever

[cloud rain]

i know @steel tangle agrees wit ts statement

[graceful drift]

I'm Adrian and I like Cavendish

[steel tangle]

Who is waterslashfire

And pairs are goated

[sacred hatch]

I'm so hungry I could eat a-

[steel tangle]

Unless plasma but i hate plasma deck

[main dune]

Me introducing myself and my boyfriend cavendish to the therapist

[sacred hatch]

When they're the most played hand

[graceful drift]

You're so funny bro

LOCALTHUNK

[rare yew]

Me when I'm a supportive sibling and my brother is trying to be a comedian

[sacred hatch]

Me when I'm talking to a therapist and I'm a schizophrenic

[sacred hatch]

Me when I have siblings and they try to be comedians

[graceful drift]

I'm so crazy for Balatro to the point that I bought the game on pc, playstation and mobile

[tawny pasture]

wait till you play it ona smart fridge and can open it up and pull out a real banana

[graceful drift]

that would be a dream

[sacred hatch]

Balatro fans when Clowns exist

[compact stump]

cryptid on a smart fridge would be fun

[cloud rain]

bananas in fridge 🧐

[compact stump]

straight up making a bomb

[sacred hatch]

Wait until you hear about Microwaved bananas

[rare yew]

wait a minute, murph explain yourself

[placid shard]

Next update includes a flash card buff

[main dune]

Me comforting my friend after they believe that what they remember actually happened when it was actually a dream

[hollow valley]

jen's almanac is back yall

[placid shard]

I like putting them in mini m and ms containers
/ref

[tawny pasture]

yall eatin room temperature bananas? weird.

[main dune]

Me making a devious plan with my criminal team when my buddy Murphy comes up with a good idea

[tawny pasture]

crack open a cold one in this house means a banana

[compact stump]

frozen bananas.

[tiny jacinth]

hi mr think past tense

[sacred hatch]

Exactly, who the hell eats room temperature bananas

[graceful drift]

And Murphy... Just be Murphy.

[main dune]

I like warmnanas

[tawny pasture]

i bet yall dont put your candy bars in the freezer either

[tiny jacinth]

mb microwaving my banana rq

[compact stump]

warm bananas?

[sacred hatch]

I'm all in for room temperature Ice Cream, but bananas ? There I draw the line

[acoustic geode]

Too hard

[compact stump]

hell naw

[placid shard]

Together we are balatro

[graceful drift]

w nanas

[main dune]

I leave them in my pocket until they melt and then i open them to lick them off the wrapping

[sacred hatch]

One could say... Ornana

[tiny jacinth]

bornana

[graceful drift]

balatro is the jokers we bought in the way to winning

[compact stump]

you like em hard as a rock?

[rare yew]

Next thing they’re going to tell us they don’t freeze their soup into popsicles

[main dune]

Me questioning my latest client about their choices on popsicles

[cloud rain]

i thought we were still talking about bananas and got so confused 😭

[tawny pasture]

if yall not rocking with soupsicles, i cant rock with you im sorry.

[main dune]

Soupsicles

I WAS TYPING IT FIRST

[rare yew]

Too slow Ale

We all saw it

[main dune]

POPSOUPLES

[rare yew]

How embarrassing

[compact stump]

lmao

[tawny pasture]

its patent pending

[placid shard]

I freeze my soup then when im bored i pull it out of the freezer and hit it with a hammer

[main dune]

Whatever I'll go to my warmnanas

[tawny pasture]

also its really easy to make them right now. open up a can, put in the stick of your choice, and set it and forget it outside.

[compact stump]

what soup tho

[rare yew]

The trick is that you make stew, freeze it between 2 slices of bread and voila you have a healthy ice cream sandwich

[graceful drift]

angry dad kicks his daughter's boyfriend out of the house because he didn't like the soupsicle he made for the family meeting

[main dune]

To guarantee the forgetfulness hit yourself in the head with a hammer

[graceful drift]

warm hammer

[main dune]

War hammer.. i like that name.

[acoustic geode]

What is healthy about this exactly

[tawny pasture]

im making my pitch to the uncrustables people as we speak.

[main dune]

Food

[graceful drift]

no, but like

40 000 times

40 000 war hammers

[rare yew]

Or better yet freeze the stew into ice cubes and add it into any cocktail for a healthy boost

[main dune]

There's ice coffee why not ice soup

[graceful drift]

what he say

[steel tangle]

Does cereal count as stew? 🤔

[main dune]

Even better yet

[placid shard]

Don't forget the olive on top

[main dune]

Bone broth soupsicles with bones as sticks

[graceful drift]

and the little umbrella

[main dune]

Olive on top sounds like the salty version of Cherry on top

[placid shard]

Salt 🤤

[rare yew]

Mmmmm olive soup

[main dune]

And a long straw that twists in loops

[graceful drift]

cherry on what?

[graceful drift]

YES

[placid shard]

Yall ever just eat a handful of salt? I do

[sacred hatch]

Next thing you know, I'm freezing hot water so I don't have to reheat it

[main dune]

Yu

[graceful drift]

ofc you do you're a fish bro

[main dune]

Next Einstein?

[compact stump]

literally a filthy martini

[placid shard]

Do any of yall peel your croissants
Like you peel the outer yummy crispy part and then eat the white inside later

[main dune]

Filthy Martini was some italian guy's nickname on college

[graceful drift]

oh my god

i'm laughing so much

[main dune]

Unironically sometimes that's just the way the cookie crumbles

[tawny pasture]

what else can we freeze. i feel like the possibilities are endless here

[placid shard]

Ay im walkin' 'ere!

[main dune]

The croissant unravels

[compact stump]

how do you acquire that nickname.

[main dune]

Frozen ice

[placid shard]

Ungodly acts

[main dune]

Filth

[sacred hatch]

Bro, Olive soup is delicious, you gotta admit

[sacred hatch]

I do

[placid shard]

Sometimes i used to freeze apples and then threw them off a balcony

[compact stump]

i have never tried that

[main dune]

Thats weird because sometimes I'd get hit with frozen apples while walking on the street

[compact stump]

i bet

[graceful drift]

lactose intolerants when you trap them inside a comically giant ice cube

[placid shard]

Just watched a guy fall to his knees at wallmart

[main dune]

: "well.. atleast it ain milk.."

[graceful drift]

couldn't believe the price of an apple

[sacred hatch]

"will you marry me"

[compact stump]

does cold saunas exist

[rare yew]

I'm eating leftover stew right now chat

[acoustic geode]

Freezer

[golden bluff]

Dont you love rng bonking you over the head after 5 discards no three of kind

[rare yew]

it's real good

[acoustic geode]

Walk in frrezer

[main dune]

Would you guys eat the giant jello castle from rainy with a chance of meatballs

[golden bluff]

On the last hand of the game

[compact stump]

dont forget the stew ice cubes

[native tusk]

that's so hype

[graceful drift]

i love you localthunk for creating this game

[main dune]

Once i was eating leftover pumpkin Stew with steamed pumpkins and i almost puked

[compact stump]

i didnt understand half of that but giant jello castle seems fun

[compact stump]

funny that he created it for himself

[main dune]

I WANT TO POST TENOR GIFS WAAH

[compact stump]

lol

[graceful drift]

it saved me from going bankrupt

[graceful drift]

me too

[graceful drift]

saved my grandma from dying of cancer too

[compact stump]

what

[compact stump]

owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[graceful drift]

the fldsmdfr

😭

[compact stump]

why orange tho

worst flavour

[main dune]

Jello

[graceful drift]

i saw it on facebook marketplace

for 1000 dollars

i took a screenshot

[main dune]

For something to solve world hunger that's cheap

[sacred hatch]

Say that again

[graceful drift]

told you

oh not a 1000

a million

✌️ 😂

[main dune]

Still relatively cheap

[compact stump]

still cheap

[graceful drift]

Hi Marlon, is this still available?

[rare yew]

Stew devoured

it was good

I'm fueled up

[graceful drift]

Extinct!

[rare yew]

Eaten!

[graceful drift]

Again!

[sacred hatch]

Bro is not the Stelzer

[graceful drift]

who?

[sacred hatch]

Seltzer*

FAHHH

[graceful drift]

excuse my ignorance

[outer thicket]

I cannot bring myself to play any other deck besides checkered ..anyone else get stuck on a certain deck?

[graceful drift]

red deck

[compact stump]

coding balatro and thinking abt ideas has to be entertaining and actually enjoyable and coding is usually unbearable

[graceful drift]

i'm going to frame this someday in my house

[sacred hatch]

Popcorn moment

[graceful drift]

ice cream 🤤

[sacred hatch]

Me with Ghost

[sacred hatch]

Room temp prefered

[compact stump]

popcorn when i try to GS it:

[sacred hatch]

Popcorn when it's Polychrome

[slate steeple]

Where do I get help with mods

[sacred hatch]

#⚙・modding-general

[compact stump]

#⚙・modding-support

[slate steeple]

Aight

[craggy mica]

You made it to the big leagues

[graceful drift]

i know right?

[sacred hatch]

I typed it first

[compact stump]

wasnt the same.

[graceful drift]

bro it's not that big of a deal

[tawny pasture]

all this soup talk reminds me i havent had lunch and i got soup downstairs 👀

[sacred hatch]

Bro, Thunk talks here all time, it's not exactly that big of deal (I choose to not be parasocial)

[graceful drift]

aw man

i thought that was special

[sacred hatch]

We're all special by doing our own thang

Guess I gotta go back to work on my own projects

[slate steeple]

Lol whoops

[compact stump]

enjoy it

[merry garnet]

What the

[compact stump]

what did they do to balatro.

lol

[sacred hatch]

Bro's def playing Balatro Mobile

[merry garnet]

I play Balatro Mobile

[slate steeple]

Yes

My tablet gets strangley hot while calculating

[compact stump]

"strangely"

[graceful drift]

i wouldn't be concerned bro

are you EVEN looking at what's going on?

😭

[slate steeple]

At this point no every time I play balala my brain just kinda shuts off

[graceful drift]

balalalala

[tawny pasture]

What are your favorite things to do in vanilla balatro

Asking for no particular reason

[sacred hatch]

Blawg, what phone do you have 😭

[slate steeple]

Samsung tab s6 lite

[sacred hatch]

That should be fine

[sacred hatch]

Destroying my deck until I only have mult Diamond Jacks

This is my peak

[tribal knoll]

what

not a number eidkhowmanydigits

😭

[sacred hatch]

Always bet on Jimbo

[compact stump]

anaglyph deck.

[wanton steeple]

Playing the game

[sacred hatch]

Fork found in the kitchen

[idle salmon]

I wish I had some stew my throat is pretty sore, think I'm catching a cold

[tribal knoll]

if you can survive past that point thats a pretty nice thing

cavendish is p common

[wanton steeple]

Yeah wanting banana to die 1st round is actually good thing

I remember the 3 polychrome Cavendish run I did

[sacred hatch]

Yeah, Cavendish is pretty cool, especially with Photo

[sacred hatch]

The humble tea

[wanton steeple]

Too bad Cavendish is bad late game

[abstract furnace]

why gros michel and not banana

[wanton steeple]

3x only gets so far

[sacred hatch]

Cuz... There isn't a single Banana

Gros Michel is a Banana

But a Banana is not Gros Michel

[abstract furnace]

never heard of it

[sacred hatch]

Cuz it extinct

[idle salmon]

I had some dayquill now I'm drinking some coffee, might have some tea later

[wanton steeple]

^

[sacred hatch]

If you ever ate anything banana-flavoured, you know what it tastes like

[abstract furnace]

no like what im saying is

the other food jokers are popcorn ramen n some shit

why is banana gros michel

thats so extra

[idle salmon]

Can't go a day without a French vanilla half double double from timmies

[glad oriole]

mothing like banana

[craggy mica]

If I was a banana I would love to have a name

[sacred hatch]

He also gets consumed, it's just a chance

Same with Cavendish

[tribal knoll]

gros michel is a banana species, popcorn ramen and whatever are not

the joke is that gros michel bananas went extinct and "evolved" into cavendish bananas

[sacred hatch]

All consumable Jokers go sometime, it just varies

[tribal knoll]

thats the joke

[abstract furnace]

i know but like why not just call it banana is there lore behind it

[tribal knoll]

.

[abstract furnace]

oh

[sacred hatch]

Bro literally just told you, you can't get Cavendish before Michel

[abstract furnace]

i dont think we are on the same page here

[craggy mica]

What would happen if I ate a cavendish

Would I explode

[idle salmon]

Terminal aids

[abstract furnace]

i see

where is bananae

[sacred hatch]

Have you considered typing Cavendish Banana

[abstract furnace]

too long

wait so is it cavendish

THE banana we all eat

or is it something else

because if it is

[abstract furnace]

why not call cavendish banana instead

[candid kernel]

because of the reference to the cultivation of bananas

cavendish also sounds cooler

[sacred hatch]

That would be redundant

[abstract furnace]

say what

[sacred hatch]

Cuz the Joker is literally a Banana

[abstract furnace]

grue

true

[abstract furnace]

hold up i need to search what redundant means

[candid kernel]

and maybe because gros is also a banana

[abstract furnace]

so redundant means

doin too much

[sacred hatch]

They're both different bananas

[limpid sparrow]

This and a Level 21 High Card used 54 times

[abstract furnace]

spectral idea:turns every card in hand into one enhancement

[abstract furnace]

idk about the take away

[halcyon wolf]

money goes into the negatives

[abstract furnace]

permanent debt

balatro: life update

[sacred hatch]

Did you know that Todd likes Odd numbers, follow for more Balatro facts

[placid lodge]

IT'S OVER!

[sacred hatch]

[tribal knoll]

now do it without losing a single game

[limpid sparrow]

Seed is here https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1465058212209496155

[placid lodge]

Nice joke

[halcyon wolf]

now do it without using discards

[limpid sparrow]

I know a seed for that

[halcyon wolf]

ah

[lime tusk]

do i look like jimbo (no image for privacy reasons)

[sacred hatch]

Is this you

[limpid sparrow]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1465058212209496155
Let me know what you think and be sure to take a picture of your deck and results.

[halcyon wolf]

whats the deck

[limpid sparrow]

👇

Use Spectral Deck

[sacred hatch]

Does it matter really ? The seed works the same across all decks

Actually, all seeds work the same on all decks

[idle salmon]

Have any of you gotten a neininf?

[shrewd estuary]

2 eggs is quite literally my biggest achievement in this game

[sacred hatch]

HODL

[hushed turret]

yo does anyone here play balatro?

[visual basin]

Mike, summon localthunk

[graceful drift]

It reminds me of this gif

[visual basin]

Anton the Blast

[sacred hatch]

Gros the Michel

[eternal wasp]

whats is 1.0.2f

version

i need this

[idle salmon]

....bro

[candid kernel]

this kind of thing would work way worse on plasma

[graceful drift]

Jesus the Christ

[tribal knoll]

im fr not surviving this boss blind

my only jokers for this entire run

[visual basin]

@sacred hatch you make some good music

[modern sky]

name one person that uses vagabond

[candid kernel]

me

[graceful drift]

YES

I was talking about that

😭

[tribal knoll]

myself

[modern sky]

you guys are lying

nobody uses vagabond

[rare yew]

I do

[graceful drift]

he does btw

[glad oriole]

i do

[graceful drift]

she does btw

[neon galleon]

hello

[glad oriole]

hello chciot fan

[ember plover]

Who up ballin there tro?

[tribal knoll]

i am indeed balaing my tro

i need to print 121 jokers

[graceful drift]

She applies mult on my chips until I win

[tribal knoll]

these playing ccards r so good

[graceful drift]

She tryna be:

✌️😂

[icy patrol]

Hi everyone

[graceful drift]

She wanna be:

✌️😂

[icy patrol]

I have already won my first game 😄

[graceful drift]

Congrats Pedro

[icy patrol]

[modern sky]

bitte to you too

[graceful drift]

What

[iron portal]

Wassup yall

Whats the tea

[ember plover]

Just got here

[neon galleon]

[iron portal]

[tawny pasture]

based

[neon galleon]

👀 that tag

[graceful drift]

i didn't realize

😭

[long atlas]

a bit late to this but scaling up chip jokers for some reason (castle, wee, junk like that)

[graceful drift]

just told a friend he's the brainstorm of my blueprint

i miss him so much

he was the only ACTUALLY funny guy in my class

[long atlas]

photo to bros chad 💔

[neon galleon]

me and the ballot

[graceful drift]

he wanted to bet real life money

[graceful drift]

and to prevent that from happening i presented to him balatro

he became an addict

and us, friends

[neon galleon]

lmaoo

the same thing happened to me, a friend invited me

[vague anchor]

@Tung Tung para revivir sahur

[vague anchor]

Real

[neon galleon]

eh

[vague anchor]

Seh, soy imbecil.

[tropic herald]

pa, si no hablas ingles te van a slime you out

[neon galleon]

yea

[vague anchor]

Eh...

I don't 😭😭😭

AAAAA

[tropic herald]

i dont what

you dont speak english? no hablas ingles?

[neon galleon]

translator:

[sacred hatch]

Oh, thanks

Oh wait, you checked my Audius ?

[graceful drift]

AJJAJAJ

TE VAN A SLIME YOU OUT

JAJAJAJAJA

[tropic herald]

pos es de te van a papear no?

[glad oriole]

rule 2

[graceful drift]

yeah man

rule 2

i'm telling you

[tropic herald]

gud

[glad oriole]

?

[lusty rune]

balatrodle in 2?

[graceful drift]

how would a balatro tournament be like

[glad oriole]

i think one has happened

Major league balatro

[graceful drift]

on this server?

[glad oriole]

or soenthing

balatro mp

[long atlas]

are they seeded?

[idle salmon]

Vagabond and torot joker is one of my favorite strats

[glad oriole]

torot joker?

[graceful drift]

i mean, they should be so everyone has the same opportunity to win

[idle salmon]

The one that gives 1 mult for each tarot card used idk the exact name

[tribal knoll]

fortune teller

[long atlas]

yall what’s going on in off topic 😭

[idle salmon]

There ya go, thanks

[glad oriole]

good question

[graceful drift]

i'll go see what you're talking about

[tribal knoll]

lmfao

very good question indeed

truly off topic ig

[glad oriole]

kutusy certainly is a fascinating fellow

first covid conspiracies now furry art

[graceful drift]

oh hell no 💔 🥀

[long atlas]

is this mod ping worthy or nah it feel like it’s skirting the lines of sfw

[glad oriole]

idk

[graceful drift]

i'd say it IS

[glad oriole]

qwq

[tribal knoll]

not sure

[glad oriole]

dont ping mods they'll delete my gif ban evasion

[long atlas]

but like it’s half naked judy hopps soooo

[glad oriole]

truth

i can jst delete my message

[remote jolt]

My wife is throwing me a Balatro themed birthday party

[tribal knoll]

i wish my birthday would b balatro themed as well

very cool stuff man

[remote jolt]

I wish my guests knew a lick about Balatro lol, Going to show up dressed as Grimbo and not elaborate any further

[atomic bluff]

Hi

[graceful drift]

can i join too

[remote jolt]

Sorry, we're booked up

[long atlas]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[fathom minnow]

🔫

[long atlas]

they not even trying to hide it anymore

[swift sail]

never have been

[idle salmon]

Lucky, I'm lucky if anyone stops by to say hi to me on my birthday

[swift sail]

It’s just a numbers game

[long atlas]

just wait till the next one has them getting the money from thunk

[candid kernel]

i was about to call myself stupid for clicking on this but then i realised i already did today's teodle

[tribal knoll]

what hand did doc play to get highest win streak?

or strats rather

[vague anchor]

Nope

[vital grove]

is ts the play

it is

unfortunately, im broke

[glad oriole]

glumbus?

not the kirk tag

[vital grove]

glorp

[glad oriole]

cries

[vital grove]

i made up for it

trust

[tropic herald]

#1207805042095300688

[glad oriole]

thats a localization channel

[tropic herald]

what is localizatiin?

[glad oriole]

translating the game

[tropic herald]

aaa

but people talm bout other things there

[glad oriole]

not what its meant for tho

[tropic herald]

but its no bad?

[glad oriole]

idk

[tropic herald]

ok

[small sand]

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[tropic herald]

hi

[tribal knoll]

$11 wraith

[calm kestrel]

$100 wraith

[tribal knoll]

i'll do it

desperate rn

burnt joker

not bad

[tropic herald]

huh?

[tribal knoll]

if i can somehow win this run i'm getting a gros michel sticker

gonna lock in

A VAGABOND?

[tropic herald]

idk man

sell the banana

it aint worthy

plus its bebuffed

maybe idk

i wont get the sticker

it*

[glad oriole]

it will

[tropic herald]

oh well

dont sell the banana

[glad oriole]

you just have to have the joker, it doesnt have to do anything

[tropic herald]

ok

[tribal knoll]

PLEASE HANGED MAN I NEED THIS

my deck is kinda crowded

[tropic herald]

?

aaa

[tribal knoll]

vagabond is so nice

[tropic herald]

how mant cards?

depends

its nice unitl theres a rare usefull joker

[tropic herald]

what hapend to the run?

[tribal knoll]

still havent died

[tropic herald]

gud

[tribal knoll]

ANOTHER WRAITH!!?!?!

[tropic herald]

use it

[tribal knoll]

chat i don't think i should take this, my economy will be in shambles..

[vital grove]

ts was not the play

[tropic herald]

uuuu fire jocker

[tropic herald]

-0

[tribal knoll]

this run is such a shit show man

straights with stuntman is something i never thought id have to do

[tropic herald]

very rare to get a straight with 7 hands size

but

you have the street joker

[boreal niche]

Man wtf am i looking at

I see the problem

[tropic herald]

poor synergys

[boreal niche]

you have no money

[vital grove]

stuntman on red deck?

shocking

[tropic herald]

how can i get 22 hands?

[cedar echo]

Burger copy

[tropic herald]

mhhh blue deck = 5
jocker with balls = 1
jocker with a guitar = 2
burglar = 3
10

wait no

or yes?

[vital grove]

hand size?

[boreal niche]

That's hand sizr

[tropic herald]

yes

[cedar echo]

So that's hand size

[tropic herald]

i confused

[cedar echo]

Burger is 3 hands

Not hand size

[tropic herald]

theres a burguer?

[sharp cedar]

Burglar

[cedar echo]

Troubadour is 2, Juggler is 1

[tropic herald]

a ok

[sharp cedar]

Burger consumable next update

[tribal knoll]

had no option

had to run vagabond in hopes of chariots/glass basically

[tropic herald]

for the bagadon

[tribal knoll]

and i only ended up getting 1 glass and 1 death by round 14

16 actually

[real stratus]

gold card

[tribal knoll]

i did

no x mult jokers either

basically had really good scaling going but no x mult

[sharp cedar]

Do i have to play the playing cards (flush five) to unlock them in the collection

The planets

[tulip reef]

yes

[cedar echo]

Yes

[sharp cedar]

I still have five flush and the other one locked

I forgot

[tulip reef]

flush house?

[sharp cedar]

I think so yeah

I got the five of a kind today

Is the joker that gets unlocked good?

[tropic herald]

what joker?

[sharp cedar]

The joker after getting 12/12 planet cards

[tropic herald]

astronomer?

[boreal niche]

It's fine

[sharp cedar]

Thats not the mult giving one right

This one

[tropic herald]

yes is astronomer

very good joker

makes all space cards and packets free

[sharp cedar]

I still have to get 400 dollars i got hit with a blind boss that sets my money to zero

I had like 360 i was close

[dusk girder]

early burnt joker into straights is a choice

[sharp cedar]

Oh thats really good

[tropic herald]

with constelation

im doing a challenge right now

[sharp cedar]

What is the challenge

[tropic herald]

the one with the rocket

estallido

is in spanish

wait

a

blast oof

[sharp cedar]

Oh there are challenges i didn't see that at all 😭

[tropic herald]

20

[sharp cedar]

I was focusing on getting the orange stake so i can unlock all decks

[tropic herald]

noooo my gros mitchel

[tropic herald]

you can unlock everything

[sharp cedar]

Love getting mitchel to just losing it the next round

[tropic herald]

withouth playing

i mean

in you profle

there an option to unlock everything

[sharp cedar]

I think im just gonna play it like normally

[tropic herald]

fair

[sharp cedar]

Its my first time playing it i wanna unlock all things

[tribal knoll]

i lost my only opportunity of gold stickering michel so i find a legend next run

peak balatro

any guessers

[tropic herald]

uuuu i just got a straight flush

[tropic herald]

very goood, sell the ramen

[sharp cedar]

Boss blind remover

[robust bear]

hey guys

[tropic herald]

hello

[robust bear]

im jeremy he/him

[tribal knoll]

i'm thinking trib

[glad oriole]

hello

[tropic herald]

hello jeremy

[glad oriole]

i am skinkina

[robust bear]

well i guess he/they

[tropic herald]

im mamarson

[tribal knoll]

my man perkeo

no wayy

[tropic herald]

UUUU LUCKY CAT

[sharp cedar]

I had a pain when i got eternal egg with a dagger

I didnt screenshot it i should bave

I have this tho

[tropic herald]

:c

[sharp cedar]

The tarot card gave me that

I did not buy it

[tropic herald]

well fre money

[sharp cedar]

I had bloodstone and oops all sixes and blueprint that run too

The thing was i had 4 eternals

I couldnt get the blueprint

I should read more

[tropic herald]

noooooo

[sharp cedar]

I I I I I I

I me i mine

[tropic herald]

I I I I?

[tropic herald]

you got mime?

[sharp cedar]

I said so much i noticed that

No no

[tropic herald]

a

ok

what deck are you doing?

[sharp cedar]

Yellow one

Cus i like money

[tropic herald]

with orange stake?

[icy patrol]

underrated joker

[sharp cedar]

I did its orange stake so im gonna do the new decks white one first

[tropic herald]

looks beatiful

[sharp cedar]

I did orange stake

[sharp cedar]

My beauty

[tropic herald]

wait why it says 400 000 chips?

[sharp cedar]

Purple stake makes it higher

Does it has to be higher

[tropic herald]

a ok

[sharp cedar]

Wait what normally does it have to be

[tropic herald]

like

100 000

[sharp cedar]

Oh thats at white stake yeah

[tropic herald]

for final ante

NOOO I LOST

[sharp cedar]

This is orange

Nooooo

Lucky cat didnt save

[tropic herald]

i couldt upgrade it

i did not have luck cards

[sharp cedar]

Acrobat would have saved it

Acrobat is making my runs so much better

Every run i won had acrobat

[tropic herald]

i had rocket, consetellation, lucky cat and astronomer

[tropic herald]

but you have no hands money

[tribal knoll]

do cards have to score in order for flower pot to work

[tropic herald]

no

[sharp cedar]

Does it say in hand or played

[tropic herald]

hand

[sharp cedar]

What is No hands money

[tropic herald]

you dont get money for every hand not played

[boreal niche]

Yes

[tropic herald]

but the desc said "hand contains"

[sharp cedar]

I mean yeah but i had a money maker joker anyways it wasnt that much of a problem

[calm kestrel]

Not to mention gold cards and stuff exist

[sharp cedar]

If poker hand contains all of them

Does it

[tropic herald]

i think he just played the hand

and wished it does

[boreal niche]

If played poker hand contains

surely you don't expect x3 mult for free when playing a high card

[sharp cedar]

Yeah it says playing on wiki

[tropic herald]

i lose

[sharp cedar]

[tropic herald]

[sharp cedar]

3/4 poker players loses before they get foils

[tropic herald]

is "give up"

aaaa its very cold here

my hands are freezing

i can feel my finger burn

[sharp cedar]

Jimbo hell

Help

[tropic herald]

why

[sharp cedar]

Jimbo can make you warm

[tropic herald]

jimbo?

but he is like

[sharp cedar]

Burn him

[tropic herald]

in the other point of the planet

[sharp cedar]

He is a card

Oh

[tropic herald]

burn jocker?

giimme a sec

[icy patrol]

guys

[tropic herald]

what hapend

[icy patrol]

what should I pick

[tropic herald]

baseball

[flint sluice]

Any1 have burglar Nan e inf tips?

[robust bear]

im back

[inner elbow]

Aa much warmer now, using leaf as combustible

[robust bear]

he/they btw

[tropic herald]

hello

[robust bear]

how are yiu :)

[tropic herald]

very gud

[heavy monolith]

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[robust bear]

thats gud 2 here

[tropic herald]

YOU CANT MENTION O*******L HERE

[robust bear]

?\

[heavy monolith]

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[robust bear]

oral?

[tropic herald]

mira pa, aqui no se habla espanol, que te matan

[robust bear]

wat?

[heavy monolith]

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[tropic herald]

good boy

[heavy monolith]

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[heavy monolith]

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[robust bear]

me?

uwu?

[heavy monolith]

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[tropic herald]

CITY BOY

[glad oriole]

meee?

[tropic herald]

yes?

[robust bear]

no bitch

[tropic herald]

UUUUUU

[glad oriole]

fuck u

[tropic herald]

WTF HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAH

AJAJAJAJJAA

[glad oriole]

yayv

[heavy monolith]

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[glad oriole]

yes :3

[tropic herald]

NA MAN TS FRYING ME JAJJAJA

[robust bear]

ill kill your family

[glad oriole]

i am the gauest

[glad oriole]

why?

[tropic herald]

what

[heavy monolith]

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[glad oriole]

gayest

i like boys

[tropic herald]

gayest?

[tribal knoll]

tyvm, almost made the mistake of getting it but fortunately i found a perishable card sharp instead

gold stickered perkeo and astronomer now

[tropic herald]

very gud dieguito

[tribal knoll]

almost doomed myself there

ngl that run was so stressful

[tropic herald]

i can see

[boreal niche]

Very nice

[tribal knoll]

64 pairs my god 😭

[tropic herald]

mult?

my hands

help me

its very cold

i cant stop shivering

[inland tide]

I wanna eat the paper

[tribal knoll]

lmao my card stats

[calm kestrel]

What mod is that-

[tribal knoll]

main menu

no mod

[calm kestrel]

What

[sharp cedar]

Looks inside

Photo chad

[tribal knoll]

actual looks inside

rebate is so good aswell

prob as eternal rental even ngl

[tribal knoll]

wym what

its in the main menu

you never seen that option?

[calm kestrel]

No

[glad oriole]

??

bro never checked his stats

[sharp cedar]

Options and go stats

I have blue joker as second he aint that even good 😭

Guess who is first and third

[tropic herald]

mine

[sharp cedar]

Egg.

[sonic hazel]

[tropic herald]

egg is very usefull with the adveturer

[wanton steeple]

What's the easiest set-up for a naneinf

[tropic herald]

triboulet