🎙・server-chat

[calm kestrel]

Wait foil 9?

+50 chips ain't baaad

[dry pivot]

can i save this or nah...

[calm kestrel]

Erm

4 5 6 7...

Erm

How did you mess this up

[dry pivot]

?

[grave kestrel]

Depends on your pair level I guess.

[dry pivot]

all 0 sadlyh

i went for the pair and misprint missed too

[grave kestrel]

o7

[dry pivot]

if i had higher icecream i win i scored like 2k

[calm kestrel]

How did you fuck this upp

[hardy breach]

if i had a pc i would be playing a balatro mod right now

but im on mobile

[calm kestrel]

I thought you were new

[hardy breach]

i found this from yahiamice and shayy

[serene tulip]

Hi

[hardy breach]

why wont you tell me

gatekeeping?

[calm kestrel]

Against the rules

[hardy breach]

why

thats just boring

i guess i will never know

🥶 🥶

im poor too

thats sooo boring

👎

[serene tulip]

[desert wadi]

oh lord

[hardy breach]

i found a download

[candid cosmos]

unlucky(

[hardy breach]

doesnt work

guys never try downloading modded balatro

[hardy breach]

on mobile

[solid timber]

Aight just don’t bring this up in discussion at all

Goes for everyone

only warning 🤓🤓👆

[hardy breach]

ok

dont get them tho

i have big chungus audio stuck on my phone

[wise lark]

Is this normal? Just messed around with the debug mod

The numbers to clarify

[hardy breach]

the e?

or the mult

[wise lark]

Yeah the mult

[iron portal]

Ahhh the Flush 8, my fav hand

[hardy breach]

idk

i cant

[wise lark]

I’m using ice cards from another mod which don’t add to the hand type but the values are added

So uh, I scored -Nan and the blind isn’t over. I don’t know what to do now.

[iron portal]

Accept the fate

[wise lark]

Yeah, checks out.

[vital grove]

thats a naneinf

its normal

you just went too high

[halcyon wolf]

oh

[wise lark]

Ohhhh, that makes more sense.

[calm kestrel]

You scored higher than the integer limit so it went back to 0

Basically

Except -Nan is 0 until you score nan to make it positive again

Soooo you scored so well

You failed

Soooo you scored so well

You failed

Basically

[desert wadi]

cloud 9 run going funny

[vital grove]

holy crt

[limpid leaf]

Dude, how does anybody work with stuntman?

I dont have any stickers on him and he is one of my last jokers left I need for C++

[acoustic geode]

It is a fully scaled chips joker

It's pretty good

[limpid leaf]

Im never able to draw the hand I’m going for though, or by the time i have enough deck fixing to do so he just doesn’t show up

[stray vault]

Play high card or pair

[acoustic geode]

Pairs

[limpid leaf]

That is true, got so lost in the flush mindset I forgot about pairs and high card 😭

Thanks

[stray vault]

Where is baseball card

[limpid leaf]

w o a h

[stray vault]

Should replace burglar with baseball card

Maximum value

💀

[cedar echo]

Thy intellectual levels pleasantly appear to be dropping at an utmost astonishing rate

[fiery yew]

all you really need is just a flat mult joker and a times mult and you are set for the run

[drowsy panther]

anybody down for some mp?

[fiery yew]

i honestly think its a part of the free win jokers Blueprint, Brainstorm, Bull, Bootstraps

[fiery yew]

M&R

idk who else

[acoustic geode]

Why is bootstraps there

[fiery yew]

its a really good scaling joker with stuff like delayed grat imo

[acoustic geode]

It's just not

[fiery yew]

ik its probably an ass joker but i love boostrap bull

🤤

[acoustic geode]

And delgrat is like one of the worse econ

[fiery yew]

delgrat haters when i purchase an odd todd

[stray vault]

How do ppl play delayed gratification

[acoustic geode]

What

What does this even mean

[fiery yew]

green joker, ramen, banner

[acoustic geode]

[fiery yew]

6 more dollars

[acoustic geode]

How is chips joker more dollars

[fiery yew]

1 less hand = 1 less dollar to lose

[acoustic geode]

That is not 6 more dollars

[worn token]

Yeah it is

[fiery yew]

my dumbass thought odd todd was merry andy i am so fucking sleep deprived dude

[worn token]

👍

[river drum]

can i make a high card build with splash?

[acoustic geode]

Sure i guess

Why though

[river drum]

idk fun

if you dont think so then i wont either lol

jk

[glass gazelle]

yeah

[wary finch]

Does Hack double the effect of Hiker?

[untold cove]

yes

[glad oriole]

yeah

[cedar echo]

Indeed

[glad oriole]

maow >:3

[cedar echo]

Thy noises uttered from thee are extravagantly exquisite and thus making them quite the eyeworthy exoltation

[glad oriole]

:3

you like petting catboys dont you

[glad oriole]

ok

if you have a problem please keep it to urself cuz i dont care

[pallid stream]

What i'm just being funny

[glad oriole]

puh

alright :3

my bad

[pallid stream]

All good

[glad oriole]

waga

[pallid stream]

[native tusk]

I LOVA AGA AND WAGAAA

YESSSSS

[pallid stream]

Hell yeah

[glad oriole]

clacker spotted

[native tusk]

aga

[pallid stream]

I'm clacking it

[glad oriole]

axe my beloved

the least potential ball out of the potential balls fr

[pallid stream]

Personally i'm an orb*tal fan...

[glad oriole]

grah

block breaker enjoyer

when will we get weapon fusions

i need to see swagger

or

dord

[pallid stream]

[native tusk]

what is block breaker..

[glad oriole]

i guess super hammer is kinda like what swagger would be

[glad oriole]

look up earclacks on youtube

or twitter

[native tusk]

i see

[prisma idol]

yes

[glad oriole]

:3

maow

[prisma idol]

meow

[glad oriole]

prrr

[native tusk]

meow

[sand leaf]

Piriguines kuliaos

[prisma idol]

Mrow

[hardy breach]

epic

[fading jasper]

Did u get that thru a spectral card?

[hardy breach]

pure shop

i got the mime from a joker pack

and then i got an ankh

but i used my hex on my mime first

with ghost

[fading jasper]

….what is ankh (I’m sorry I’m not insanly versed)

[hardy breach]

ankh is a cool tarot

that uhh

what did it do again

oh

[cedar echo]

Spectral

[hardy breach]

it doubles a random joker

[hardy breach]

oh

[cedar echo]

Creates a random copy of a joker, destroys all other jokers

[fading jasper]

oh so yeah a spectral

[hardy breach]

yeah

[fading jasper]

okay yeah cool ik that one

get a baron then dna

[hardy breach]

but i had only 1 joker

[fading jasper]

ur insane

[hardy breach]

and that was a mime

which i used my hex on

for extra mult

[fading jasper]

that is the only time ive ever picked that spectral card- too much risk

[hardy breach]

and then i used ankh

[fading jasper]

straight aura

[hardy breach]

so its op

this is seeded btw

[fading jasper]

ohh

i jst thought u were crazy

[hardy breach]

craziest start

[fading jasper]

i could guess lol im trash perosnally

[ember cradle]

Hmmm. I need to fix my sleeping schedule. What can fix that? Get up and go to my pc and play Balatro all day. While enjoying a cup of coffee ☕️

[stray vault]

Get a life

[forest wagon]

luckily balatro=life

[ember cradle]

Valid

But nah, I just have no plans today 😭👌🏻

[forest wagon]

you should have the plan to have no plans

[ember cradle]

🗒️ 🖊️ you are the master planner. I gotta take notes

[cinder wharf]

i have some regrets...

lord it hurts..

and then i forgot to get the seed when i died lmao

[hardy breach]

guys

what deck makes the jokers eternal

or do i suk and dont know anything

[sacred hatch]

I don't know but prolly none

[hardy breach]

why answer if you dont know

[flint copper]

They’re right that no deck does that

[stray vault]

On black stake u get eternal jokerd

[hardy breach]

ohhh

[flint copper]

But a deck that intentionally provides a chance for eternals sounds interesting

Someone should maybe mod that

[lusty rune]

Black stake

[cinder wharf]

challenge decks

[flint copper]

No, I mean, for synergies

Probably in a way controlled by the player

[solemn elm]

a deck where every joker has at least one in-run sticker, with a pretty sizeable buff alongside that, would be pretty fun i think

[lofty socket]

When does matador trigger?

Does it for serpent?

[cinder wharf]

3 souls in one schoolday holy shit

does this game love me

[vast raft]

3 chicots

[tribal knoll]

rule of thumb is whenever your hand hits "debuffed"

[echo coyote]

more than me apparently.. sigh.

[cinder wharf]

nah, first one couldnt get cause i had all eternals with madness (sad)
second one was trib
this one was perkeo

[tribal knoll]

it does trigger on the poker and the ox too tho

[vast raft]

[vast raft]

Yes, however most blind effects matador can trigger involve debuffs

Plus on the ox it's just putting a bandaid over a shrapnel wound

[tribal knoll]

easiest boss to use matador with is probably the flint

ur hand is already getting debuffed

[vast raft]

The best for matador is in the suit debuff ones

40 dollar in one hand without retriggers

[tribal knoll]

the flint gives u $8 for each hand played regardless of what ur doing

its $8 per hand played

not per score or w/e

if it was per debuffed card that wouldve been crazy

[vast raft]

Yeah but I'm talking pure monetary potential

[tribal knoll]

but gladly thunk didnt intend it that wway

[vast raft]

Oh wait am I rembering wrong

[tribal knoll]

prolly

[solemn elm]

"the poker"?

[tribal knoll]

the arm mb

[solemn elm]

yeah

you just have to lose a level for it to trigger

[tribal knoll]

i remembered it as that cause it reduces poker hand lvl lol

[solemn elm]

but Hook doesn't trigger Matador when Flint does 😭

thank god Matador is being reworked

[tribal knoll]

is it rly

[solemn elm]

we don't know what to, just that it's being reworked.

same with blue stake

[tribal knoll]

i meannn not like there was much to do anything about that

$8 is $8

[tribal knoll]

ah thank goodness

thought it was gonna stay as it is forever

[desert wadi]

Balatro balatrez

[sacred hatch]

I'm Jokering it, ooh I'm Jokering it so good

[solemn elm]

BALATRO

[sacred hatch]

*she

[halcyon wolf]

15 bullets to the chest

[unreal stag]

add two mini nukes on top of that

evade_pyro

[halcyon wolf]

ok

[spice patrol]

i love this game

[halcyon wolf]

how does one get this lucky

[spice patrol]

a really risky play with an anhk into two invisibles

[halcyon wolf]

ahhh, ok

I BEG TO THE GODS I CAN GET A INVISIBLE JOKER

[wild lily]

sure

[halcyon wolf]

i havent unlocked the card yet.

i only have 5 dollars

[solemn elm]

you can sell a stencil

[halcyon wolf]

too late, i didnt wanna lose the run 💔

[unreal stag]

abselute peak

[unreal stag]

same bru

[lusty rune]

Just get sock vro

[unreal stag]

i lost lol

my greed blinded me

to the mouth

[lusty rune]

😔

[lusty rune]

The mouth??

[unreal stag]

i played high cards to glass kings and lost

[unreal stag]

u play 1 hand type only

[lusty rune]

Smh should've read it

[unreal stag]

cus yk dna

[unreal stag]

i did

[lusty rune]

Ig

[lusty rune]

..and you didn't do anything abt it?

[unreal stag]

as i said
this is the greed they speak about in the bible

[unreal stag]

35k bid to 70k

LAlashbang

[hardy breach]

guys

i got a natural photograph and hung chad

[unreal stag]

together?

[hardy breach]

yes

[unreal stag]

ur run will be so lucky

[hardy breach]

seeded btw

[unreal stag]

bhallaJhalaSkyforgedShrug

still

[unreal stag]

not playing balatro but ill keep this in mind fs

[hardy breach]

tag everyone you know

btw

its early game too

immediate ante 2

i got a reserved parking too

thats broken

[unreal stag]

daaaam

gl on the run my broski

[spring bolt]

at ante 2 is wild

[unreal stag]

hey moooooooooooooooods

[solemn elm]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[solemn elm]

just ping em next time

[unreal stag]

bet bet

i've seen these posts way too many times bru

<@&1133519078540185692>

[hardy breach]

OH FUCK

I REALIZED

[unreal stag]

wut

[hardy breach]

PAREDOLIA MAKES ALL CARDS FACE CARDS

I HAVE IT

THIS IS TOO BROKEN

[unreal stag]

uhhh yea?

wait

[balmy mango]

the plant waiting for you:

[unreal stag]

HOLY SHIT

[wild lily]

thats not how it works

[hardy breach]

its considered

so it counts

[wild lily]

well ye thats how it works

[hardy breach]

🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️ 🤷‍♂️

[unreal stag]

bhallaJhalaSkyforgedShrug

(all face cards are debuffed)

catreggae

[hardy breach]

its not too debuffed

debuffed means no chips and mult

i also got a hone vouch

[wild lily]

and also no triggers to anything else

[unreal stag]

and no x2

[hardy breach]

[unreal stag]

the one that rellols boss challenges?

[hardy breach]

no

[vital grove]

no thats directors cut

[wild lily]

parei is one of the weakest jokers, cause if u are goin to use parei u might as well make your deck face cards and get an extra slot

[hardy breach]

the showman

the showman voucher

[vital grove]

hone is the special joker thingie

[unreal stag]

hmmmmmmmmm

[unreal stag]

ohhh

[vital grove]

where you get more special jokers

[hardy breach]

yes

[unreal stag]

special jokers appear more often

[hardy breach]

im too lucky

[unreal stag]

x2 then x4

[hardy breach]

this is seeded byw

btw

who wants the seed

yet i alr posted

[unreal stag]

[vital grove]

i do not want ur seed gng

[hardy breach]

ok

dont use it then

[unreal stag]

be nice to the dude my dude

[hardy breach]

be yahiamice and not wanna win

[unreal stag]

ussrrdr2outlaw15

oml

<@&1133519078540185692> come on dude

a second guy

[vital grove]

yo this guy has the key to riches <@&1133519078540185692>

[unreal stag]

this one too

[vital grove]

follow his guides

[unreal stag]

thank you mods isaac_dance

[vital grove]

are you gonna use hex

you have a bunch of jokers

[hardy breach]

no

[unreal stag]

BRU HE SHOULD HAVE USED IT ON THE CHAD BEFORE HE BOUGHT THE PHOTO

[hardy breach]

OH DAMN IT

im so dumb

[unreal stag]

LAgetowtf

[vital grove]

luckily, its seeded and you can just do it again

[hardy breach]

yeah but

[vital grove]

ts is the strat

[unreal stag]

the boredom of replaying seeds

[hardy breach]

the first boss blind kinda sucks

[unreal stag]

alr amma go play nv

[vital grove]

or use whatever the game save thing is

[unreal stag]

cya

[vital grove]

with z

[unreal stag]

bhallaJhalaSkyforgedShrug

[hardy breach]

ska

theres a problem

i get the 2x mult pair card

and the uhhh

paredolia

before hanging chad

[spring bolt]

oh the pain

[hardy breach]

hood

btw

[vital grove]

yeah

pair card would be fine to lose but paredolia is kinda the whole setup

[hardy breach]

yes

[vital grove]

you might be able to lose both

[hardy breach]

no you lose all of them

by default

[vital grove]

yeah

im saying both you could get rid of

[hardy breach]

btw to clarify if you wanna try this seed

[unreal stag]

CatInsanity2

[hardy breach]

skip the first blind

and beat the second one

[vital grove]

but, x1.5 may not be worth it

[hardy breach]

for the pair card

if you want to

and then in the joker pack

theres the paredolia

most broken seed

[halcyon wolf]

damn

[visual basin]

i have a funny reaction image

[lusty rune]

Holo card sharp? Unless you get mouth you're winning anyways

[lament tapir]

hi guys

[tribal knoll]

ur telling me it didnt go extinct even with the dice on it

unreal

[acoustic geode]

Could be a free sticker

[placid shard]

😩

[acoustic geode]

[placid shard]

😨

[torn silo]

😭

[tribal knoll]

can invisible joker get a sticker

[acoustic geode]

Ye

[tribal knoll]

iill do that one instead of the michel then

[acoustic geode]

Michel is harder

Nvm you don't even have it

😭

[tribal knoll]

yeah i shouldve probably kept it

if i see another perishable michel i will tho

will just get stickers on hack dice misprint and invis ig

[torn silo]

Is there a way to keep the run alive ? 😭

[acoustic geode]

No

[forest carbon]

peak

what do i sell

do i sell invis

[proper flame]

negative astronomer

[acoustic geode]

Well you only want chicot here

[forest carbon]

true

or trib

i mean that is crazy run so ima sell invis

[hasty garden]

Am I the only one who feels like Showman is more harm than good?

[acoustic geode]

It is

It is f tier for that reason

[left echo]

i like my money

however
wee gaming

what do i do bere

[arctic otter]

I'd keep the wee, but I'm biased because wee gaming

I dont actually know what the best choice is here lmao

[lusty rune]

Wait for hack

Or sock

Create more wees (2s)

[wicked mirage]

take chad

and sell bc

for sure

40 chips per two

[lusty rune]

56 chips on wee or 168 with bpbs

[crude sphinx]

Could be a second time beating gold stake

[forest carbon]

such a peak run, here is the seed for this peak

[crude sphinx]

nevermind

[crude sphinx]

how many chips does wee joker give?

[left echo]

t was giving me +1400

[coral pebble]

son

[tribal knoll]

can you win against ante 8 w mr bones (win the stake)

dumb question ik

but unsure

[dusk tartan]

yes

if you have a perishable mr bones you can skip to the boss blind and win

[tribal knoll]

okay thats kinda cracked

[placid shard]

Hahahahah yay my favorite deck turned into a marketable keychain

With evil tag on the back

It's scuffed but it's MY scuffed ❤️

Next up on the chopping board is diet soda

[coral pebble]

Question tho

Let's say

Mr bones dies

Does one still get it on the stake

[neon flume]

woah sick

[violet thistle]

Looking real good gng

[dusk tartan]

wdym

he self destructs if you lose a blind* when he's not debuffed

*if you score high enough

if you want the sticker for mr bones you gotta beat the finisher blind

you'll win the finisher blind if he self destructs for you though

[strong cliff]

I'm gonna kms, tf do I do here

Do I js cry???

🥀

[glad oriole]

uh

you move on?

its not liek chad can only appewr 1 time in a run

[sharp bison]

<@&1133519078540185692> someone joined the server and has the name of the austrian painter from the 1930's
joined 15:55 BST if it helps you looking for them

[glad oriole]

u can js say hitler

[inner tiger]

Can you tag him I looked up both

[swift sail]

or paste the UID

[inner tiger]

I'm on mobile otherwise the time would have been enough

[glad oriole]

ah

[split ferry]

Okay guys

[swift sail]

gottem

[sharp bison]

👍

[split ferry]

I need someone to explain to me why ecto hitting DNA is bad.

[sharp bison]

Thanj you

[split ferry]

Because eventually you want an invis/showman instead?

For more blueprint?

[glad oriole]

if you wanna naneinf dna isnt the way
its like ectoing a troubadour
you're losing handsize to gain handsize

you want ecto to hit blueprint, brainstorm, or baron/mime if it has to

[split ferry]

Okay that makes sense.

[inner tiger]

You ideally want to get rid of dna by rd 7 or 8 for something more valuable bc your deck should be pretty fixed

Unless naneinf

[glad oriole]

at the least you wanna swap out dna for burger after like ante 16??

maybe

[forest wagon]

its not bad per se, its just mostly useless

just means you need yo find another ecto

[glad oriole]

like if you only have 1 bp and 1 bs dna is effectively 2 handsize

[strong cliff]

It does, I know my luck

[split ferry]

I’ve not scored naneinf unseeded yet but I did manage e187 last night on plasma with a run I got to ante 22 with a baron mime with 2 blueprint and a brainstorm and a dna and I sold DNA for a burgler because the serpant was the boss on ante 22 when i was gonna die

[glad oriole]

okay brah

maybe you shouldnt have taken seltzer

[hardy relic]

HOLY SHIT BALATRO

[tribal knoll]

thought the same thing

but they dont have the death card

[split ferry]

The voucher and packs are gone so… maybe shouldve taken the chad first?

[tribal knoll]

theres no death avatar deco

sad

[glad oriole]

i love being pet

bakatro fans when they see cards

[hardy relic]

🥀

[glad oriole]

🤯

balatro reference!!

holy shot! is that a KING from bakatro

[strong cliff]

Skipped first round so I got everything free

[glad oriole]

meow

[tribal knoll]

real

[glad oriole]

wut

:3

[hardy relic]

js throwed a fun fact

[glad oriole]

it is quite a fun fact

isnt it

[tribal knoll]

very fun indeed

[hardy relic]

yea sure buddy whatever you say

[glad oriole]

ur just mad im a cute catboy

[hardy relic]

imagine someone come to your face and said i ate raw chicken breast

[tribal knoll]

ngl i thought balatro won 2024 goty

[hardy relic]

how tf you would react

[glad oriole]

it not like i got up in ur face and said it

[tribal knoll]

id tell him to go to a hospital

[glad oriole]

i just said it out loud

yknow

incase anyone wanted to

[hardy relic]

i think nobody wanted brocolo sorry

[glad oriole]

u never know

[tribal knoll]

i'm lost

wanted to what

[hardy relic]

js hop on balatro

[glad oriole]

either way i like saying it

[tribal knoll]

holy deck

[tribal knoll]

already been on

[glad oriole]

whats good ab this

[hardy relic]

10 3s in deck

[tribal knoll]

10 3's is kinda crazy

can prob easily get a hack build

[glad oriole]

oh

[hardy relic]

can be a perfect hackers man build

[glad oriole]

trubey

nah perfect hack build would use twos

[tribal knoll]

how so?

[hardy relic]

wee is a rare

[glad oriole]

wee

[tribal knoll]

ah right

[glad oriole]

you ssid perfect

[hardy relic]

its not so often

[tribal knoll]

ive almost never seen that oker

joker

[glad oriole]

havk is an yncommon

what if it doesnt show up

hmmm

[glad oriole]

rare momento

[tribal knoll]

atleast i got a nice deck to play flush 5's w

[glad oriole]

i'd go 4oaks for safety

but u do u

[hardy relic]

its uncomman it can show up easies or you can dig for it

[tribal knoll]

hmm ur right

[glad oriole]

uncommqn

an

[tribal knoll]

i'll go 5oak or flush 5s if i get a lot of deaths though

[hardy relic]

we are playin balatro

gamble

[tribal knoll]

and suits

[glad oriole]

like yes uncommons are more commons rhan rares

[hardy relic]

and if you cant win that way

[glad oriole]

balatro isnt a gambling game

[hardy relic]

loose.

[glad oriole]

i'll play the way i have fun thanks

[hardy relic]

boringgggggggggggg

[glad oriole]

fuck off

[tribal knoll]

gambling enthusiasts when they lse for the 4th time in a row

[hardy relic]

bloodstone hits.,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[glad oriole]

bloodstone missed

[hardy relic]

why so serious

[glad oriole]

i just find this annoying is all

ooh its a gambling game u gotta gamble

idk

[hardy relic]

i didnt said its a gambling game

i said i gamble in this game

[glad oriole]

qhatever man

u said its balatro, gamble

not its balatro, i gamble

[hardy relic]

bro🥀

you said urself

[glad oriole]

u dont get to pet me grrrrr

[unreal stag]

i done even have hone....

[hardy relic]

gay set up

nice

[unreal stag]

CatInsanity2

[glad oriole]

many homosexuals

[unreal stag]

do i take?

[sacred hatch]

I wanna hug him

[tribal knoll]

fr

[glad oriole]

me too!!

hes so fluffy

like me

[tribal knoll]

lmfao

[unreal stag]

🥀

[tribal knoll]

my exact thought

but i couldnt send gifs

[glad oriole]

literally what i thought

[tribal knoll]

how do you do it though

[sacred hatch]

Someone needs to mod jonkler in

[glad oriole]

gif links are banned, but not gif files

[tribal knoll]

ohhhhhh

[tribal knoll]

clever

[unreal stag]

bliz tell me i cri

[tribal knoll]

ty

[glad oriole]

no!!!!

[unreal stag]

alr alr

[glad oriole]

:3

[unreal stag]

same shop btw

thank u bru

isaac_dance

[placid shard]

Anotha one!

[sacred hatch]

So can we HOP ON BALATRO

[sly fern]

Just sold my perkeo when I tried to slide it to the last spot, fuck my life

[tribal knoll]

lmao the pfp 😭

[tribal knoll]

unluggy

i had something similar happen to me last week

[glad oriole]

i wonder what like

[hardy relic]

stick it to jimbo🗣️

[glad oriole]

the optimal unlocks for balatro would he

be

which ones to avoid

[pallid stream]

Blasphemy

[glad oriole]

to have the best jokers consistently

like avoid htr

avoid throwback (would be hard tho)

[tribal knoll]

just keep photo and chad unlocked, forget about the rest

[unreal stag]

MORE GAYNESS

[hardy relic]

r/balatrocels

[glad oriole]

the homo army grows

[unreal stag]

no hone

[unreal stag]

what should i replace it with

or not replace anything with it

[glad oriole]

idk maybe fist

[hardy relic]

fist or order

[sharp scaffold]

anyone know why my balatro keeps crashing 30 seconds after startup

[unreal stag]

def order

thx peeps

[hardy relic]

what is ur pc?

mine got even a spider in it but its still works fine

[sacred hatch]

I want the Perkeo

[tribal knoll]

what an emperor pull lol

[sacred hatch]

Can I crack you run, WHAT IS THIS GODLY SEED

[tribal knoll]

idk but its a crazy start

i had rebate on the 3's prev round

and made crazy cash

[sharp scaffold]

windows surface i play on laptop

[hardy relic]

like graphic card or somethin

[hardy relic]

you can play this game on a patato

[sacred hatch]

Zruth

[placid shard]

It can run if you can run mspaint

[sharp scaffold]

irdk why it keeps crashing the steam files are fine and backed up

[pallid stream]

Hack would go so well with this

[unreal stag]

veri funni

[sacred hatch]

It can run in the terminal

[sacred hatch]

Your seed, gimme it

[tribal knoll]

fr i'm getting $20's from the magician cards as well

[unreal stag]

when i lose

[glad oriole]

purrrrr~

[tribal knoll]

so i got a ton of money to reroll

[placid shard]

Insane

[glad oriole]

^w^

[hardy relic]

you can be first ever person calling lucky cards magician cards

[unreal stag]

mask is ahh

[sacred hatch]

PUT THE PHOTO AT FIRST NOOO

[glad oriole]

why

[placid shard]

ITS LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME

[sacred hatch]

THEY TRIGGER ON AN ORDER 😭

[unreal stag]

BROOOOOOOOO

[placid shard]

Xmult goes in the back unless im stupid

[unreal stag]

TBOI

[placid shard]

I KNOW

[hardy relic]

sell blueprint bro trust me

[unreal stag]

b-b-but am runing glass

[sacred hatch]

Think about it, you got two Chads so you can get 8x Mult

[hardy relic]

more gay joker betetr

[hardy relic]

do it.

[unreal stag]

grrrr

[placid shard]

This run is already like a day old

Anyways i have a funny seed i guess

[hardy relic]

nice start

[tribal knoll]

chat is it too late to pivot into bloodstone

[placid shard]

LILWG73F - holographic brainstorm holo photograph ante 1, blueprint ante 8, magic deck, white deck

Be sure to skip tag for the holo

[hardy relic]

nahhh ALWAYS GAMBLE UR RUNS ON SHAKE OF GOING DEEPER

[pallid stream]

What ante are you in?

[placid shard]

God i love anaglyph deck it should be the most used deck of all time and top of tier lists and and

[tribal knoll]

4 round 11

[earnest coral]

what is the best hand on black deck?

[pallid stream]

You still have time

[placid shard]

Anything but 5 card hands

[pallid stream]

But honestly sell mail-in rebate

For bloodstone

[hardy relic]

do şt

power of 5oak should carry you

[hardy relic]

1st shop

[tribal knoll]

yeah it should be fine

this combo goes so hard with 8 ball

[unreal stag]

C5K4D962

turned out way to OP

[unreal stag]

.

[coral pebble]

yeah i get that

but like

even if he dies does one still get the sticker

[coarse knot]

67

[coral pebble]

oh wow

what a funny individual

[clear tulip]

I remember being 14, it sucked

[placid shard]

Okay

[tribal knoll]

can some1 help me rn i can't really decide

idk if i should take that cat or not

or just wait to see if i find hack instead

deck is full 2s and 5s

[stray vault]

Take the cat

[tribal knoll]

rip chad?

maybe the invis joker truly is too much of a gamble

(wasnt ready yet)

[stray vault]

Invis

Chad helps farm the cat

[clear tulip]

Negative 8 Ball with the Oops is fire af

Tarot cards go brrrrrr

[mild swallow]

Are we deadass

Also

It’s ante 31

So run dead

I had a juggle tag earlier but I did a generational fumble by not copying burglar

It’s the second naneinf i fumbled in execution

[safe mural]

just reroll

[tribal knoll]

this was on ante 6 😭 i'm on ante 8 rn with the petroglyph voucher

also that 8 ball was w ectoplasm

not a natty unfortunately

[safe mural]

natty?

[tribal knoll]

natural

[clear tulip]

HEAT

I love silly builds

[tribal knoll]

my deck is insane

[clear tulip]

Idc about your photochad show me your Flowerpot Hit The Road Build!

[clear tulip]

Are you playing Flush Houses?

[tribal knoll]

ive been richer than elon musk this run and still havent found hack or wee

[tribal knoll]

yeah

[safe mural]

whats the version of it thats not natural? juicy?

[stray vault]

Thats how the game works

[clear tulip]

Good

[tribal knoll]

ecto negative prob

[stray vault]

Btw you probably dont need wee

[safe mural]

I do need a wee?

[safe mural]

do you like mf doom

[stray vault]

Wee cant score as much as bloodstone in this case

[tribal knoll]

hack still would be nice

for the cat scaling

[tribal knoll]

i do but i havent listened to many albums

just doomsday mm food and some 2 others

[stray vault]

Im doomed btw

[tribal knoll]

the 1 with vaudeville villain in it

[safe mural]

hell yeah

[stray vault]

My journal got rejected

😔

Its a slop one btw

[safe mural]

sad for u rn

[stray vault]

Cuz I was pushed insanely to write it

[safe mural]

what kind of journal

[mild swallow]

Can’t reroll ante 32

[stray vault]

Comp sci

[sacred hatch]

SAVED IT

[stray vault]

After done with working on this journal i quit right away

[safe mural]

yeah i quit comsci too

[stray vault]

I just cant stand the slop they are forcing me to make

[safe mural]

im a full time vacuumer now

[stray vault]

I dont quit comp sci

I just quit working with this boss

[safe mural]

ah ive dropped out of every school except the first one

but I went back ☝️

[stray vault]

The reason i become a chronically online neet like i am today is partly because the depression i developed

After working on that shit

[safe mural]

is this the general chat or is off topic

[stray vault]

I cant stand making slops

😔

[safe mural]

nah coz i would too

i mean i am a neet already

but i would double neet if i had to slop

i left uni before the slop got big

[stray vault]

If only i didnt work in this field

Im not cut out for it

🙁

[safe mural]

pivot and do accounting

[clear tulip]

Guys, Im watching someone play balatro in my Econ class

He's running a runner build with Red card and The Order

[safe mural]

how tf do you play this game

[stray vault]

Im thinking about becoming a math teacher

[clear tulip]

It's a fire ass build

[stray vault]

I may need to study additional 2 years

To be able to teach math

[safe mural]

nah then you have to work with kids tho

[stray vault]

As long as im not making any slops anymore

[clear tulip]

Yeah, interacting with kids this generation is hell on earth

[safe mural]

how much of this server is adults

[stray vault]

Not much ig

[safe mural]

rough percentage?

[clear tulip]

Less than most people would want you to think

25%?

[safe mural]

please tell me you guys are 18+

[clear tulip]

I am

1 Week from 21

[stray vault]

Im 24

[safe mural]

thank god

[clear tulip]

I have an associates degree in business gang

[tribal knoll]

i'm turning 18 in 1 month

[clear tulip]

We good

[stray vault]

You are a kid

[safe mural]

so the kids play in fanart chat and the adults play the actual game?

[stray vault]

Go study kid

[tribal knoll]

alr graduated

thats why we balatroing it

[clear tulip]

No the kids say "OBELISK IS BAD" then only play white stake

[tribal knoll]

obelisk is p cracked

[stray vault]

Cant be as cracked as my life

😔

[safe mural]

you may as well be speaking mongolian rn

i dont play this game

[stray vault]

Damn my depression gets real bad lately

[safe mural]

hop on test year round trust bro

dont actually take my advice

[clear tulip]

DARN IT I CANT SEND THE MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING REACTION IMAGE

IT WAS PERFECT

[stray vault]

I want to rant it somewhere

[safe mural]

i damaged my voice mongolian throat singing a few days ago

[clear tulip]

Idk how they make those sounds, shits amazing

[tribal knoll]

had to sell chad but we're so back

[clear tulip]

I watched a metal band live called The Hu who used it in their music

it's pretty good

[tribal knoll]

i usually write stuff

[safe mural]

should i buy balatro

[clear tulip]

Yes

[tribal knoll]

or express myself through short stories

[tribal knoll]

definitely

[clear tulip]

become cripplingly addicted to this game like the rest of us

[safe mural]

what is it anyway

a gambling game or what

[clear tulip]

Poker Rougelite

[tribal knoll]

a poker roguelike

[stray vault]

Ill be more irritated having to talk to myself

[safe mural]

you guys play poker irl?

[stray vault]

I shouldn't dump my negative emotion on others tho

[safe mural]

I used to play blackjack with my social worker

[clear tulip]

I do, but this game only uses imagery of poker

No actual money involved

[safe mural]

u can always dump on me bro

[tribal knoll]

ive never played poker irl but i'm familiar with blackjack/poker alike

[clear tulip]

Downloading FIFA is more gambling than Balatro

Or anything with in game purchases tbf

[safe mural]

yeah I lost my house to simpsons mobile mtx

[clear tulip]

Goddamn wife spend our life savings on PUBG skins

[safe mural]

gamer girls 💔

they will break your heart and youir wallet

thank god i took my website out of my bio befre joining

[clear tulip]

^

[safe mural]

ARROW TO WHICH ONE

[clear tulip]

The most recent

[safe mural]

you also got a secret furry site?

[clear tulip]

I wish, money wouldn't be a problem anymore

Im just a furry for the love of the game

[safe mural]

oh honey i dont make any cash off this x

my bluesky is suffering to get off the ground

I'm poroibably gonna go now

have fun bbys

[timber sierra]

hey guys my birthday is tomorrow

[tribal knoll]

ight i set a reminder

[severe oyster]

jimbo big guy trousers OK

[hexed thunder]

rate this run i literally JUST won

[tribal knoll]

4/10 no photochad in sight

[wintry halo]

there's screenshots here too

well not rn

[glad oriole]

thunk jumpscare

[rare yew]

the other option is that I make the OG 20 challenges the main 20, then add a 'bonus' section where I can add an arbitrary amount that have nothing to do with the achievements

but that's quite a bit messier than the first option

[tribal knoll]

fr

[wintry halo]

i mean I'm fine with the default change

[glad oriole]

that sounds like an okay solutioj

[rare yew]

it does, however, keep the achievement the same difficulty

[grizzled copper]

I think first option is better but its whatever you want to do

[turbid wadi]

I don't think it's that messy to have an "extra callenges" section. Unless it doesn't fit in the UI easily.

[glad oriole]

what will you do about c++ with new jokers

[wintry halo]

not that most ppl would be too concerned if they weren't already achievement hunting

[rare yew]

nothing, c++ will just be harder

[glad oriole]

alrighty

[wintry halo]

its not the hardest or most time consuming post changes

[rare yew]

it's literally called 'completionist' after all

[glad oriole]

cant the same be done with challenges

idk

[rare yew]

it'd be so weird to get a completionist achievement when you haven't completed anything

[glad oriole]

true

[compact stump]

lol

[rare yew]

challenges achievement isn't called completionist

[wintry halo]

so in that case ill just have it be consistent for both achievements to not raise further confusion

[glad oriole]

this is true but the concept of the achievement is similar-ish

[rare yew]

right yeah

I think I lean towards making it all the same challenge pool if I add more challenges

and it's just harder

I do wonder though - if I wanted to add like 100 challenges then this system would become pretty annoying

[wintry halo]

yeah think about the future challenges

[rare yew]

what does tboi do

[glad oriole]

tboi just has individual unlocks for each challenge

[wintry halo]

@solemn elm

[rare yew]

no achievement for doing them all?

[glad oriole]

uhh

[compact stump]

what is tboi?

[glad oriole]

not to my knowledge?

[wintry halo]

could just change the title to beat jokerless or some other challenge added later

[glad oriole]

idk challenges for tboi are only added with new dlcs, updates are mostly balance changes

dlc like afterbirth afterbirth+ repentance repentance+

[rare yew]

my update is essentially gonna be dlc

[compact stump]

oh isaac nvm

[wintry halo]

duc - downloadable unlocked content

[glad oriole]

i mean ive seen a couple of free dlcs before

repentance +
ante chamber
emerald diorama

i love vampire survivors

[rare yew]

ah ha!

[wintry halo]

I've kinda seen them in terraria bits

[rare yew]

so that's some precedent

[icy lotus]

wuh

????

-8

[timber sierra]

thanks

[kindred lodge]

kid named debt

[wintry halo]

+0

[glad oriole]

debt

[compact stump]

we in debt

[glad oriole]

credit card user

[icy lotus]

so lose mult

[glad oriole]

it isnt scroed

[icy lotus]

elite ball knowledge

[timber sierra]

are we getting new cards anytime soon?

[compact stump]

or tooth

[sick zenith]

its a visual bug, its +0

[rare yew]

wouldn't you like to know

[compact stump]

lol

[wintry halo]

at least 2