🎙・server-chat

[calm kestrel]

Yes you

[iron portal]

Ay ora

[glad oriole]

nah

[glad oriole]

she/her would be nice

just so u know

anyway

[iron portal]

Pero si yo quiero hablar en español

[glad oriole]

fair

[calm kestrel]

Their is neutral

[iron portal]

💔

[glad oriole]

i am well aware

[lament tapir]

teñe miedo 🥺

[iron portal]

Chi 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[calm kestrel]

Ight I'm done

[lament tapir]

pobechita uwu🥺

[iron portal]

Soy mujer😕😢

[lament tapir]

ah, mala mia

[glad oriole]

rule 2 guys

[iron portal]

Que no entienden que son la wena pal balatro

[lament tapir]

q de q?

[stray vault]

Speak english please

[lament tapir]

why

[glad oriole]

rule 2

[lament tapir]

ohh

[stray vault]

Its clearly in the rule

[tribal knoll]

cause its a server rule?

[lament tapir]

then where should we speak?

[iron portal]

I understand

[stray vault]

And isnt it an etiquette to speak in the language that others speak?

[tribal knoll]

iit makes it unnecesarily confusing for other people and newcomers alike

[iron portal]

Side eye

[glad oriole]

the main reason is for moderation

[calm kestrel]

... The first thing you logically should do when someone comes in speaking another language is ask them in their language if they speak English

Just saying

[iron portal]

Yesterday some were talking in Spanish, what’s the issue with it?

[glad oriole]

not all moderators understand foreign kanguages

[tribal knoll]

yeah i'm also well aware of that

[lament tapir]

and why don't they make a channel for Spanish people?

[glad oriole]

moderation

[lament tapir]

or other language

[stray vault]

They broke the rule

[tribal knoll]

who's gonna mod them

[lament tapir]

i don't know, a Spanish speaker maybe?

[glad oriole]

if you have a problem dont conplain to me
its in the rules thats all there is to it

[iron portal]

There’s a LOT of Latinos who can do that

[calm kestrel]

There's nothing specifically wrong with your language or anything

English is just easier for the mods

[iron portal]

You guys are acting as it is lowk

[tribal knoll]

there's no spanish speaker mods in this server

[iron portal]

[lament tapir]

that i know there are 40000+ in this server, and surely a lot of Spanish people too

[tribal knoll]

certainly that's not the case

[glad oriole]

we arent we're justvtelling you the rules

[iron portal]

I have a certain solution for that…

[glad oriole]

#📜・rules

[tribal knoll]

its just a server rule, thats all there is to it, don't make unnecesary drama or put words into other people's mouths

[iron portal]

Ay no voy a pelear/ im not gonna fight

[lament tapir]

still, it's kinda offensive

[iron portal]

Do what you want

[glad oriole]

its not offensive bruh its in the rules

if you think its offensive conplain to thunk

[calm kestrel]

You're soft if that offends you

[lament tapir]

soft for people not letting me talk in a public server, my own language?

[tribal knoll]

my man in christ i'm a spanish speaker myself, its a RULE and there's nothing wrong with it

[iron portal]

Well, you’re soft if you can’t handle someone speaking Spanish

Gag it

[calm kestrel]

You can leave at any time

[iron portal]

[glad oriole]

we can handle it
its just in the rules

[stray vault]

Man people cant be more mature about this

[tribal knoll]

thats not what the matter is about

[glad oriole]

no

[stray vault]

You are in an english speaking server

[glad oriole]

maturity isnt a thing on the internet

[stray vault]

And you dont want to speak english in it

[lament tapir]

and, I'm still saying, why don't people just make other channels for people to speak in their own language?

[glad oriole]

good question

[calm kestrel]

I don't give a shit what language you speak personally I would just prefer the rules be upheld

[iron portal]

Im talking with a group of the community in MY native language

[lament tapir]

So just because i speak other language im not able to be here?

[glad oriole]

we cant answer that because this isnt our server

[calm kestrel]

They can't moderate that

They speak English

[stray vault]

But the whole server is speaking in English

[lament tapir]

I mean, what if someone likes Balatro, but doesn't know English

[glad oriole]

you arent someone special, the rules of the many arent gonna change for the few

[lament tapir]

So where should they talk?

[glad oriole]

sorry if thats mean

you are special

[calm kestrel]

They can deal with that if it happens

[glad oriole]

but i know what im getting at

[lament tapir]

thank you :p

[stray vault]

Find a server that speaks their language?

[main dune]

um guys

the lenguage channels are that way

[glad oriole]

:p

[stray vault]

Or you can use google translation

[lament tapir]

I know, I just want to be able to speak my own language without breaking any rule

[glad oriole]

localization is just for translating the game

[calm kestrel]

At the current moment everyone here at least knows how to speak English

[main dune]

Oh LOL

[lament tapir]

What way?

[glad oriole]

wellll thats not something i can solve

.^.

[iron portal]

Truly this is hillarious

[glad oriole]

the thing is

[calm kestrel]

If you're actually offended you can just leave

[glad oriole]

if they make a spanish channel moderated by spanish speakers

other people are gonna conplain that their language doesnt get a channel

[iron portal]

JSSJJS q risa

[calm kestrel]

That's always an option

[glad oriole]

then theyre gonna have to make more channels for more languages amd get more mods for those languages

which may not be feasible

[lament tapir]

I don't wanna leave because i like Balatro, and I want to meet other people with my same likings as well, The thing is, why can't i speak in my own language?

[calm kestrel]

So you can either get over it

Or leave

[iron portal]

Not arguing with yall lowkey, fight the wall 🙏

[calm kestrel]

Because it's not changing

[lament tapir]

Moderation? Then just put some Spanish people on moderation

[iron portal]

Ay no de verdad q risa hermano

[tribal knoll]

thats even assuming there's spanish speaking active mods, which there arent

[lament tapir]

la vd

[calm kestrel]

Again. Get over it or leave

[glad oriole]

trye

[calm kestrel]

It's not changing

[iron portal]

Ay ya ni les hagas caso

[stray vault]

Im annoyed with the people that cant fucking read the rules

[lament tapir]

verdad, que puta rabia

[glad oriole]

breaking the rules after being directly told what they are

hmmm

[lament tapir]

Banning us because we're from a different country...

[calm kestrel]

More like they're butthurt over them and wouldn't actually have any issues following them but because they're snowflakes they can't handle being told no so are acting out

[glad oriole]

because you arent capable of understanding rules, more like

[iron portal]

Damn you really take th role of.. “wait not even a mod” seriously

[tribal knoll]

i could perfectly break it down in our mutual language but that wouldnt prove my point. its a server rule, deal with it, find ways to deal with it, or leave

[main dune]

As someone who is from a spanish spekaing country that's like not what they're saying guys

[stray vault]

Should I ping a real mod now?

Cuz it is annoying

[calm kestrel]

Go ahead

[glad oriole]

consecutive rule breaks after being informed

[tribal knoll]

brah its not even that deep

[iron portal]

“Mr mod, someone is speaking Spanish!”

[glad oriole]

might be worthy

[iron portal]

Lmao

[lament tapir]

Guess we're getting deported now!

[glad oriole]

it is technicalky against the rules

[iron portal]

Ñññññ

[glad oriole]

you guys are being babies

this isnt racism

[iron portal]

[calm kestrel]

Since you guys can actually understand English

[main dune]

no es tan dificl no hablan en español

osea

[calm kestrel]

The problem is you refuse to

[tribal knoll]

you're just mad you can't have your way against rules lmao

[tribal knoll]

don't

[stray vault]

Its not about speaking spanish, its about breaking the rules after being informed

[iron portal]

No one’s mad baby🙏

[main dune]

fair sorry

[calm kestrel]

Like if you spoke Spanish and literally could not understand English we wouldn't be having a problem

But since you can speak English just fine

It's a problem

[iron portal]

Alright fine

Just so you all stop crying

No espanol alright?

🙏

[stray vault]

Nobody is crying except you

[glad oriole]

sure man

[lament tapir]

No nacho taco chimichanga anymore

[tribal knoll]

i'm convinced this person is a troll lmao

[glad oriole]

very funny

[stray vault]

Man should I do it

[iron portal]

I mean yall take it reaaaally deep

[glad oriole]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[stray vault]

I normally dont want to do anything with the mods

[glad oriole]

mmmpggh...

[stray vault]

But these guys are beyond stupid

[lament tapir]

woah dude

[glad oriole]

.^.

stupid joke

[iron portal]

I mean me too diva

[main dune]

thats like entering a bar, seeing that it has a rule against farting, starting to fart and getting upset when you're told to leave

[lament tapir]

Why are we stupid?

[iron portal]

Mmmghhh I gotta fart~~

[glad oriole]

be ause you dont understand what a rule is

[stray vault]

Says the one who translated "someone breaking the rules" into "you guys being racist"

[main dune]

by talking in the server you recognize that you've read the rules and so people have all the right to call you out when you do know about the rules and just choose to not follow them

[iron portal]

Sorry then ñ

[tribal knoll]

lmao that was crazy mental gymnastics

[calm kestrel]

It's

A very shallow reason

Actually

It's so the mods can understand what's going on regardless of the nationality of the speakers

Okay sure.. we can get a Spanish mod.. but we'll also need a russian mod.. a Japanese mod.. and so on.. and so on.. and so on

[main dune]

especially when like you guys can clearly understand english LOL

[lament tapir]

Fine, I'll stop talking Spanish

[glad oriole]

this

[iron portal]

I mean yeah, but as mentioned we won’t talk in Spanish

Anymore

[glad oriole]

they cant cater to every language in the world

[iron portal]

Ñ

[lament tapir]

But can't we have a little equality?

I mean

[iron portal]

Stop,

[lament tapir]

It still would be good to have Spanish channels

[gleaming isle]

hi guys

[lament tapir]

Since y'all are insisting in calling the mods

[sacred hatch]

One sentence:
Speak like everyone else

[tribal knoll]

you still dont get it?

[glad oriole]

again, they cant cater to every language

[stray vault]

Im vietnamese, should I require to make a vietnamese channel?

[lament tapir]

Make them make some other channels so these stuff don't happen

[gleaming isle]

MOOOOOOODDSSSS

[calm kestrel]

Actually

Since everyone is held to the same standard

It is equality

[lament tapir]

Then put some Spanish people to moderation

[gleaming isle]

whats even happening what are you all arguing about

[iron portal]

I mean what the hell sure, why not?

[lament tapir]

Yeah sure

[sacred hatch]

The Fazbear

[glad oriole]

but then theyd need to put moderators for every single language

[tribal knoll]

i missed that out ngl good catch

[glad oriole]

and these mods would have to be online 24/7

its unrealistic

[main dune]

why do you feel that way about donuts

[stray vault]

People be breaking the rules and framing us being racist when we called them out for breaking the rules

[lament tapir]

I mean, The mods are online here right now?

[glad oriole]

not all of them

[lament tapir]

Because if they were I'm pretty sure we would've been banned already

[glad oriole]

mods are humans too

[gleaming isle]

I feel that way about myself but i dont know

[stray vault]

Thats crazy

[glad oriole]

dont forget that

[iron portal]

Uhhh some people have jobs? And things to do outside discord?

[glad oriole]

they have lives to live, things to do, they arent on this chat 24/7

[glad oriole]

yes they do

thats mu point

[sacred hatch]

[iron portal]

Well, not arguing at this point

Have fun

[calm kestrel]

The mods actually don't really interact with the server unless they're pinged because usually it doesn't have any issues

[iron portal]

It’s boring and lame

[lament tapir]

You said that a few messages ago but same

[lament tapir]

Yeah, screw this

[iron portal]

Yeah, but let’s put an end to that

[glad oriole]

okay

[calm kestrel]

We could have pinged if we felt like it

[iron portal]

No espanol nacho taco

[calm kestrel]

But we didn't feel this was major enough

[iron portal]

🫔

[lament tapir]

I still think it's unfair for not to talk other language

[iron portal]

GIR

[lament tapir]

burrito

[glad oriole]

"not gonna argue"

[tribal knoll]

oh my god bro

[calm kestrel]

To warrant the mods involvement

[glad oriole]

can you jisy shut up

[iron portal]

It’s a tamal wacho

[main dune]

man refuses to follow rules he had to agree with to enter, gets surprised when people disagree

[lament tapir]

I'm not arguing, just throwing my opinion

[gleaming isle]

speed...

[glad oriole]

thats an argument
you are objecting the rules of the server

[lament tapir]

tamalrrito

[calm kestrel]

Your opinion is going against the objective rules

That you agreed to

[lament tapir]

Huh? I was just saying it wasn't fair

[calm kestrel]

Take it up with the mods not us

[lament tapir]

I just don't agree with one of the rules

[glad oriole]

you
literally
did

you said

it is "unfair"

[sacred hatch]

Came for the funny cards game, found people arguing about obvious rules

[orchid elm]

Ya llegue, que pasó

[lament tapir]

Yeah, and what about it?

[tribal knoll]

exactly, therefore you're argumenting against the rules

[calm kestrel]

We're just the people we have no authority here

[lament tapir]

No Spanish dude

[calm kestrel]

How is telling us going to solve anything

[lament tapir]

And is it bad?

[stray vault]

Someone ping mods please

[iron portal]

Anyway, guys I played an unseeded run soooo good last night, a showman at ante 2, got a blueprint and a baron x2, sadly I died for not fixing my deck

[stray vault]

I cant ping them

[glad oriole]

you can do it

if you want

[orchid elm]

Eres de argentina

[tribal knoll]

man you just said you weren't "arguing" so which is it?

[lament tapir]

BARON X2!?

[glad oriole]

#📜・rules

[lament tapir]

holy moly

[stray vault]

I cant it doesnt appear in the tag UI

[glad oriole]

it still works

[iron portal]

For the record I’m not speaking in Spanish now

[main dune]

it wouldnt be bad if you werent calling people racist and shit just to try you get your way lol

[iron portal]

[orchid elm]

Fak

[lament tapir]

What? I'm not calling anybody racist

[orchid elm]

Ok

[glad oriole]

sory :(

[calm kestrel]

Por favor habla inglés si eres capaz

[lament tapir]

When did I call anyone racist

[glad oriole]

you implied it

[main dune]

mi amigo el menos pelotudo:

[lament tapir]

I said it's offensive

[main dune]

sorry i had to just once

[glad oriole]

yes

[tribal knoll]

is this ever gonna stop or

[glad oriole]

mm it should

[tribal knoll]

XDD

[lament tapir]

yeah I agree

[iron portal]

WHY YALL MAD OVER SPEAKING SPANISH OMFG YALL DONT EVEN HAVE CONTROL OVER THIS SHIT JUDT LET PEOPLE TALK AND MOVE ON

[glad oriole]

you're rhe one dragging it gng

[iron portal]

anyway

[lament tapir]

I'll stop dude

[glad oriole]

oki

[lament tapir]

Uh, let's change topics

Uhmm

Ermmm

[iron portal]

As I mentioned, 2 barons

[lament tapir]

What's y'all favorite

Uhm

[maiden moss]

Can someone invite me in their steam family

[lament tapir]

Microwave brand

[calm kestrel]

We aren't mad we just expect the rules to be followed

[iron portal]

Move on

[stray vault]

Steam family I think will check for your IP

[calm kestrel]

The rules you agreed to

[lament tapir]

Move on dude

[iron portal]

Continuing

[stray vault]

I once tried to add my friend into my family but didnt work

[lament tapir]

Why?

[sacred hatch]

Vroooo 😭

[iron portal]

So you want to steal my precious collection of furry futa games….

[stray vault]

Possibly because our IP adresses indicate we living quite far away

[glad oriole]

vpn maybe

idk

[tribal knoll]

i had to let my friend log into my steam account for him to add me onto his family aswell

[lament tapir]

yeah that happens

[maiden moss]

Tf

[tribal knoll]

we're both in the same country

[glad oriole]

who doesnt

[lament tapir]

can i? 🥺

[tribal knoll]

once he logged in it was fine though

[calm kestrel]

Stop

Breaking

More rules

[stray vault]

It happened to me too

[calm kestrel]

Nsfw

[iron portal]

No wacho you cant

[gleaming isle]

the owner of the steam family im in doesnt even know im in it

[glad oriole]

true

[lament tapir]

Why not gato

[stray vault]

Luck issue then

[tribal knoll]

😭

[main dune]

stealth

[iron portal]

I-I’ll spread the word… >_<

[sacred hatch]

The rules are made to be broken
-# JUST KIDDING, THIS IS NOT SERIOUS, FOLLOW THE RULES OR MODS WILL BONK YOU

[lament tapir]

acting like sum died🥀

[lament tapir]

mpggghh bonk~

[stray vault]

Honestly this server's mods are quite lenient

[calm kestrel]

It's true I will summon them

[stray vault]

In my server mods are extremely aggressive

[sacred hatch]

Wait until you see the Deltarune server mods

[candid kernel]

break rule 5 and talk about raised fist and hanging chad!!!

[calm kestrel]

Socking your buskin is a completely SFW activity I swear

[iron portal]

My cousin in Guatemala did

[stray vault]

I mean mods at my server insta kick or ban repeating offenders

[iron portal]

💔💔💔

[lament tapir]

skill issue

[iron portal]

True af

[stray vault]

I dont know where you can find more agressive mods

[sacred hatch]

smh my head

[iron portal]

Because speaking Spanish killed my grandma!

[stray vault]

Didnt you say just move on?

[calm kestrel]

(they did)

[sacred hatch]

I ATE MY GRANDMA

[lament tapir]

aw man freaking discord won't let me send gifs

[iron portal]

Full of grandma yum yum

[lament tapir]

yummers

[tribal knoll]

can multiple stencils appear throughout the run or do i need a showman for that

[sacred hatch]

She tasted like old people

[stray vault]

You need showman

Or invis

[lament tapir]

darn it

[iron portal]

Showman mandatory

Or get an ankh

[calm kestrel]

Or to ankh off

[lament tapir]

how do old people taste like

moldy

[sacred hatch]

Like old people

[calm kestrel]

We have evidence meat gets more tender with age so

[lament tapir]

wowzers

[calm kestrel]

Take that as you will

[candid kernel]

you need showman and invis yeah

[stray vault]

Old age chicken are tougher than young ones

[iron portal]

Wonder if it will taste like cured ham

[calm kestrel]

The best option is to ankh off

[sacred hatch]

My strategy in a nutshell

[lament tapir]

yeah with all the medicine it'll def taste cured

[calm kestrel]

You discarded all your cards you lose

Gg

[sacred hatch]

I was thinking of burning/duping with/destroying all my weak cards and let the Jokers do the job

[lament tapir]

all those immolate's were worth it

[calm kestrel]

I'm pretty sure we have records of cannibals claiming human meat was similar in taste to a mix of pork and pheasant

[sacred hatch]

Death, Hanged Men... at that shabang

[sacred hatch]

Something something, that one Vsauce video

[calm kestrel]

No actually I got curious and looked it up

... I look up a lot of weird things

[lament tapir]

neat

[glad oriole]

mrreow char

chat

[calm kestrel]

But don't do it you'll get sick

Technically though, at least on the US, cannibalism isn't directly illegal

Every way to obtain human meat is illegal tho

[glad oriole]

waait am i not allowed to meow because of rule 2

[lament tapir]

and how do we know that you didn't actually taste human meat and you're just saying that as a decoy

[glad oriole]

cries

[lament tapir]

hm?

[glad oriole]

most

[lament tapir]

after all, we've never seen you and Jeffrey Dahmer in the same room

[calm kestrel]

True

[lament tapir]

most?

[glad oriole]

isnt jeffery dead

[candid kernel]

obscure trivia moment

[tribal knoll]

not every prob

[lament tapir]

Maybe he isn't...

[calm kestrel]

I know everything that isn't necessary to be known

[calm kestrel]

Well okay there's probably some loophole somewhere but why would you look for that

[lament tapir]

[glad oriole]

jummers

[tribal knoll]

[calm kestrel]

Pheasant and pork are good but like

Why not just get pheasant and pork in the same dish instead

You don't gotta do that

[glad oriole]

idk

[lament tapir]

the excitement of getting caught at the crime ig

or smth

[calm kestrel]

Adrenaline junkies

The legal drug addicts

[glad oriole]

~~<

[calm kestrel]

I'm going to

Have some coffee now

[lament tapir]

okay bye have fun

:D

[calm kestrel]

Who said I was leaving

[lament tapir]

okay hi have fun

[glad oriole]

yummy

[lament tapir]

:D

[glad oriole]

can i get a sip

[calm kestrel]

Maybe maybe

I'm actually

Gonna take the time to pour the water over the grounds myself this time fr fr

[glad oriole]

woaw

i would never

[calm kestrel]

It tastes better when you do it manually (copium)

[glad oriole]

mhmhm

closest i've done is use coffee pods

usually i just order it from somewhere

[calm kestrel]

I've done

Pour over

Machine made (pour over again)

Espresso

Cappuccino

Latès

Cold brew

[candid kernel]

coffee is pretty easy to make

[calm kestrel]

There's a lot of variety tho and that's fun

[glad oriole]

yeah uou just coff and fee

[calm kestrel]

It's really just the same concept as tea if you think about it

[lament tapir]

they charge you a fee for it?

[calm kestrel]

Tbh

[lament tapir]

duh

[candid kernel]

they charge you for coffing?

[calm kestrel]

Coffins?

[glad oriole]

this is what late stage capitalism has done

[candid kernel]

oh wait that's just a paid healthcare system

[lament tapir]

this is all because illegal immigrants

[sacred hatch]

coughing ?

[calm kestrel]

America moment

[glad oriole]

true trie

[lament tapir]

true nuke

[glad oriole]

also tru so glad trump is doing something about that

(this is a joke dont execute me)

[calm kestrel]

(I cannot afford to go to the hospital if anything bad happens to me :3)

[sacred hatch]

Read the rouxls

[lament tapir]

firing squad

[calm kestrel]

Guess I'll die

[sacred hatch]

I remember a guy died because he didn't recharge his inhaler because it was too expensive and he couldn't pay rent

[glad oriole]

damn.

[lament tapir]

don't

[glad oriole]

i thoight firing squad was banned or something

for being

[lament tapir]

if it doesn't kill you it makes u stronger right

[glad oriole]

cruel

[lament tapir]

DAMN

[calm kestrel]

Probably would have died either way

[lament tapir]

yeah everyone dies

but damn that's sad

[calm kestrel]

Being homeless is hard

[lament tapir]

I'm harder😼

[stray vault]

I think he meant coffin

[calm kestrel]

I lost my sense of smell a bit ago it sucks to not be able to smell the coffee

[sacred hatch]

Or snort crack /j

[lament tapir]

she be cof on my fee

[calm kestrel]

I could if I wanted to

I prefer weed tho sorry

[calm kestrel]

Well okay I can likeee barely smell still makes certain experiences sad fr

[lament tapir]

womp womp

[calm kestrel]

This past Thanksgiving I couldn't even smell the food

That's a pretty big deal

[glad oriole]

:(

[lament tapir]

and how'd you lose the sense of smell

are you sick or it just like, pop, no smell anymore

[calm kestrel]

Ching chong virus

[lament tapir]

ohhhh

since when?

[calm kestrel]

Got it likeee a year or two ago

[lament tapir]

that's a pretty long time

[calm kestrel]

I don't have it anymore

[lament tapir]

figured

[stray vault]

Ching chong is a racist word

[calm kestrel]

It just took my sense of smell and left

[calm kestrel]

Cry about it ig idk

[lament tapir]

🙏

[stray vault]

Bud be like saying a racist word

And tell people to cry about it

Lmao

[calm kestrel]

My guy

It was for humourous effect

[stray vault]

Not even humourous

[lament tapir]

hahahahaha it's so funny hahahahaha im dying hahahahaha

[calm kestrel]

I have nothing against the Chinese people

Only the Chinese government

[stray vault]

When Im asian myself

[glad oriole]

oh no hes dying someone please help him

this will be good for PR

[lament tapir]

oh i just started to feel good!

[calm kestrel]

Kill him

[glad oriole]

f**uck

[lament tapir]

Nuh uh

if you kill me

i

uh

would die

[calm kestrel]

We can't let this miraculous recovery get on the news

[lament tapir]

and that would be sad

[calm kestrel]

That's bad for pr

[glad oriole]

killing him would be bad for PR

[calm kestrel]

Kill him

[glad oriole]

well if people knew about it anyway

hmm

[calm kestrel]

Exactly that would be so bad for us they'll think his disease can just be cured without us

We'll lose money

[candid kernel]

using a word used to mock a group of people for alleged comedic effect

[lament tapir]

mf thinks we in the gram

[calm kestrel]

Mb I'll call it the China virus instead

It doesn't deserve it's real name because it's real name calls it crowned

And it's not a king because I'm still here

I won

[iron portal]

Pin a mod or whatever you are insisting on doing SJW

[stray vault]

Wtf is wrong with these people?

Im a fucking asian

?

[lament tapir]

what does that have to do with this😭

[calm kestrel]

I mean cool ig?

[stray vault]

Ching chong is directed at asian dude

[calm kestrel]

Are you expecting me to call you slurs?

Likeee huh

[iron portal]

Because Asians killed my grandma!

[lament tapir]

I guess you're the only asian ever then

[glad oriole]

lmfao

[stray vault]

Ching chong is like n word

[glad oriole]

i mean i agree we shouldnt be racism as a joke but bweh

[stray vault]

But for asians

[iron portal]

Oh so you draw the line when your race gets a joke huh?

[calm kestrel]

Said something

Didn't direct it at anyone

[candid kernel]

should we call the mods to interrupt this conversation before it gets dumber

[glad oriole]

fuck off

[lament tapir]

geez why is this server always arguing

[calm kestrel]

People get mad anyways

[stray vault]

Isnt it because someone was still butthurt after being called out for breaking the rules?

[tribal knoll]

man you really have some nerve to say that lmao

[lament tapir]

rule 3 dude

[iron portal]

GAG IT

NSNDJJSKSKKSD

[candid kernel]

<@&1133519078540185692> i'd rather make myself some food instead of participating in this so uh

[glad oriole]

people be swearing here all the time

i said that cuz i didnt wanna argue about rule 2 again

[calm kestrel]

Swearing is a normal activity

[lament tapir]

who isn't

[glad oriole]

there are some banned swears such as the full version of "mf"

so

[iron portal]

What about… rule 67😆😆😆🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣 right guys? Mustard🤣🤣😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂 follow for more awesome rizz memes

[glad oriole]

i think its safe to say if the swear isnt filtered then its ok to say

[calm kestrel]

That's stupid

Ngl

[lament tapir]

hey also, i just saw, what does rule 9 mean?

[lament tapir]

😭

[glad oriole]

its because its usually used as against other people

[calm kestrel]

Damn

[lament tapir]

hehehehe still water 67 skibidi dop dop hehehehe city boyyyy

[calm kestrel]

I can't do the speed meme

[glad oriole]

ohio ascension

[calm kestrel]

I got filtered

[glad oriole]

for those who dont know

[calm kestrel]

You should

Reset character now

[lament tapir]

guys guys

what did the 67 say to the mustard

[glad oriole]

uhhh idk sigma

[iron portal]

Hmm.. delete the prompt and new command

[iron portal]

Epstein didn’t kill himself

[calm kestrel]

No no the other one

[glad oriole]

sigma sigma boy

[lament tapir]

city boyyyy city boyyyyy 💀💀💀🤣🤣😂😂😂💀

[glad oriole]

ohio agreement?

idk

[calm kestrel]

No no

[lament tapir]

Ohio shock

[calm kestrel]

"reset character now"

[lament tapir]

yeah that

[calm kestrel]

Except not reset

[glad oriole]

ohh

ltg

[iron portal]

Skibidi sigma pomni giga chad labubu chocolate Dubai cargo bag matcha latte

[calm kestrel]

Dude why

Why are you like this

[iron portal]

Labubu

[lament tapir]

crumbl cookie labubu pistachio skibidi rizz

[glad oriole]

labubu labu

[tribal knoll]

some ltg clips do be hilarious ngl

[iron portal]

Labulabu labubu

[calm kestrel]

Someone take away his Internet privileges and tell his parents to parent better

[lament tapir]

labubu

[glad oriole]

mods, crush his skull thank you

[tribal knoll]

granted he's a piece of shit as a human being but some of his clips are kinda just funny

[iron portal]

Labubuuuu

[glad oriole]

i dont even know what ltg did to be considered shit but i trust

[lament tapir]

even better, I'll tell my parents sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy🤣🤣😂😂😂

[glad oriole]

some would call me an omega male

[iron portal]

Can they do it with their thighs.. bghhh mpghh~~

[tribal knoll]

he's a terrible parent, and mysoginist

[calm kestrel]

I'm surprised that even got filtered lmao that's such a common thing to say online

[glad oriole]

maybe if i was a mod

[iron portal]

Nvm

Im a lady

[glad oriole]

ouh

nvm then

[iron portal]

I should behave properly

[lament tapir]

yuri

[glad oriole]

ah gotcha

[glad oriole]

im a boy

[iron portal]

That’s a man

[calm kestrel]

Nsfw. Breaking more rules

[lament tapir]

yari

[glad oriole]

very manly man

[iron portal]

LABUBUUUUU

[glad oriole]

what......

[lament tapir]

mhm noticed

[calm kestrel]

Not according to those pronouns

[tribal knoll]

not only that, but he's the complete opposite of a humble person

[lament tapir]

yaori

[glad oriole]

she/her boy

read

[tribal knoll]

arrogant as hell and hes not even good at fighting games

[glad oriole]

:3

[iron portal]

It’s like a mix of a man with a girl

Weird I know

[calm kestrel]

That's not how pronouns work

[glad oriole]

egotist?

[candid kernel]

the joke is femboy

[glad oriole]

fuck you its called gender nonconformity

[tribal knoll]

very arrogant

[glad oriole]

you dont tell me what i am :3

[glad oriole]

ibsee i see

[tribal knoll]

thinks he's the shit

[iron portal]

Exactly

[tribal knoll]

but he is shit

[iron portal]

Gag it

[tribal knoll]

not the shit

[glad oriole]

i aint the shit im the piss

?? what does rhat mean skinky

[calm kestrel]

The sheer disrespect for the English language is crazy

[iron portal]

Im the fart

[calm kestrel]

But ight

[glad oriole]

fucj the english language

fuck gender norms

[iron portal]

Fuck english

[glad oriole]

meow

[calm kestrel]

This has nothing to do with norms

[iron portal]

Do you know what has to do with norms?

Labubu

[calm kestrel]

And everything to do with how English works

[iron portal]

Labu labu labubu

[gusty notch]

[glad oriole]

whatever you say gang im a boy and i go by she/her and you cant do nothing about that

[lament tapir]

they them energy

[calm kestrel]

Speak English

[iron portal]

Ñ

[tribal knoll]

??

[glad oriole]

dubai chocolate

[iron portal]

[gusty notch]

[calm kestrel]

I can tell you that's not how English works and move on

[glad oriole]

i dont care if its "not how english works" so its pointless to tell me

[lament tapir]

cry about it

[glad oriole]

your bigotry wont get to me!!

[calm kestrel]

Cool ig

[glad oriole]

anyway

meiaw

[iron portal]

English is not the circle of the world honey

Nyan

[lament tapir]

maow

guys guys

uh

[calm kestrel]

Misuse of that word really made it have no meaning huh

[lament tapir]

uhm

[glad oriole]

i was kidding

[lament tapir]

what's y'all favorite movie

[calm kestrel]

Oh

[lament tapir]

i really like the terminal

[calm kestrel]

Thought you were legit

Mb I have a tism

[lament tapir]

oh and the SpongeBob movie too

[glad oriole]

ultimatum
you can either accept my pronouns or i'll continue being a bitch abt it

we should move on

[calm kestrel]

Continue being a bitch about it

[gusty notch]

[glad oriole]

can do

[calm kestrel]

I'm stubborn fr

[iron portal]

In what genre

[lament tapir]

idk

[iron portal]

I like weird movies

[lament tapir]

any genre

[lament tapir]

such as?

[iron portal]

My letterboxd is a vomit of fucked up mivies

[stray vault]

What do you think about Lesbian femboy

[glad oriole]

miaw

[candid kernel]

should i try pinging mods again

[lament tapir]

yeah i can tell they're pretty fucked up if they're vomited

[glad oriole]

not me!!

[iron portal]

Uhhh… rn rn my fav movie is 964 Pinnochhio

[glad oriole]

no i think we're chilling

[lament tapir]

oh that one's cool

[calm kestrel]

Idk go ahead

Ig

shrug

[tribal knoll]

hopefully it stays that way

[candid kernel]

it's been like 2 months since i saw that user and they don't seem tk have changed

[glad oriole]

hopefukly 📿

[main dune]

bu labu bubu labu labubu

[stray vault]

Who?

[lament tapir]

labumustard

[iron portal]

Labudubai

😂😂🤣

[main dune]

labumangmustard

[calm kestrel]

Must be talking about Ale or something idk

[glad oriole]

sipping on that labustard for 67 minutes

[lament tapir]

labupistachioskibidi

she mustard on my mango till I 67

[glad oriole]

lowkirkenuinely

[calm kestrel]

Don't

That's disrespectful

[lament tapir]

lowkirkmaduroinuely

[gusty notch]

lowflowkenuenly

[glad oriole]

i love lowkirkenuinely its fun to say

[iron portal]

Charlie Charlie kiry

[glad oriole]

ok

[iron portal]

I just popped a perkie

[glad oriole]

i'll disrespect kirk all i want he said gays should be stoned to death

[calm kestrel]

He didn't but okay

[glad oriole]

he did

[calm kestrel]

I mean you can keep lying all you want

[iron portal]

Kirk subbed to a trans girl OF before dying, representing my communities

[glad oriole]

i dont feel like finding the clip

[iron portal]

[glad oriole]

awesome

[iron portal]

For the dolls

[calm kestrel]

Can't find a clip edited to your liking*

[pliant sedge]

What the hell is happening in here

Stfu

[glad oriole]

if you wanna believe that

you may

i dint care

[pliant sedge]

Everyone be quiet or I’m calling mods in

[iron portal]

Im Charlie Kirk

[pliant sedge]

Smh

[calm kestrel]

Go ahead ig

[glad oriole]

alrighty

[iron portal]

Alright

[glad oriole]

no more kirk talk

[pliant sedge]

Not in the the fucking Balatro discord

Anyway

[calm kestrel]

I'm just here for the ride

[glad oriole]

i will keep using lowkirkenuinely though

[pliant sedge]

How have your runs been yall

[glad oriole]

mid

[calm kestrel]

Stop it

[lament tapir]

like crap

[calm kestrel]

Bad

[glad oriole]

mainly cuz i try to be too ambitious

[glad oriole]

cry abt it idk

[pliant sedge]

Fr man

[iron portal]

2 barons and a blueprint but died

[lament tapir]

lowmaduroenuinely

[glad oriole]

got forbid i dont wanna run pairs

[calm kestrel]

He just said stop or he's getting the mods involved

[glad oriole]

i'm stopping

the discussion's done

[iron portal]

We carry the flame

[calm kestrel]

Not even the best hand

Still good tho

[glad oriole]

they are consistently the hand that i win witrh most

[pliant sedge]

Pairs are so good

[glad oriole]

but they are so
damn
boring

its always

ride the bus

[pliant sedge]

Yeah fr

[glad oriole]

constellation

blackboard

kaowouduebebid

[candid kernel]

pairs are the optimal route 90% of the time

[pliant sedge]

The gold stake avengers

[iron portal]

Flushes are funny, even also the pairs

Trully my favs

[lament tapir]

hey that's my favorite joker shut up

[glad oriole]

i dislike flushes
straught flushes tho

[stray vault]

Flush 5 is the most fun

[calm kestrel]

Two pair is less context based than pair

Pair is good tho if you get good stuff for it

[glad oriole]

whom?

[lament tapir]

i like playing pair a lot

[pliant sedge]

I’m gonna play white stake for a bit after C++

[stray vault]

Because it is straight?

[candid kernel]

what makes it less context based

[glad oriole]

two pair is only better on plasma

[glad oriole]

because they are sexy

[calm kestrel]

Bigger usable joker pool

[candid kernel]

pairs are easy to draw and have good enough chip scaling

[glad oriole]

1 joker alright vro

and no pants is not a 2 pair joker

[candid kernel]

for the cost of not being consistently playable like pairs are

[calm kestrel]

Not just pants

[glad oriole]

it is a pair joekr that you scale by playing 2 oairs

[calm kestrel]

Pants are good tho

[candid kernel]

i can only think of pants and flower pot

[glad oriole]

you dont level up uranus when playing pants so that u can scale the pant more

[clear tulip]

Square Joker as well

[candid kernel]

the page 1 two pair jokers don't really count

[glad oriole]

pants might lowkey be a good obelisk pivot joker

[candid kernel]

since they don't carry well into lategame like pairs do

[calm kestrel]

It literally doesn't activate on pairs it is squarely a two pair jomer that you can use on pair runs if you wish

[clear tulip]

Not lowkey, HELLA HIGHKEY

It's so good with Obelisk

[glad oriole]

it activates on all hands, it only scales on 2 pairs

[candid kernel]

it's better to level up pairs precisely because it only scales on two pairs

[calm kestrel]

That's what I meant by activate here

[glad oriole]

well turns out you dont need to scake it on the winning hand

just every hand before

[calm kestrel]

Runner is a straight joker that allows you to stop playing straights later too

[candid kernel]

if you're able to play more two pairs before the boss dies, you scale pantsmore

[glad oriole]

runner is a pair joker

:3

straights dont need the chips that runner provides 30 per level is goated

[calm kestrel]

Playing two pair every hand allows maximum pants scaling

[candid kernel]

in runner's case it runs into severe diminishing returns if you actively build into saturn

[candid kernel]

good luck doing that if your uranus is scaled

[glad oriole]

but leveling up uranus means you camt play every hamd

[calm kestrel]

Who said I was relying on that tho

[glad oriole]

what

[candid kernel]

?

[calm kestrel]

Least not early game

[candid kernel]

?

and like

[calm kestrel]

Simply don't buy the planets

[lament tapir]

over here playing balala y'all

[candid kernel]

so just don't build towards two pair

[glad oriole]

yeah, buy mercury instead so you have a good leveled up hand to win with

[glad oriole]

grrrr

[lament tapir]

simply goated

[glad oriole]

balala stinks

it uses ai

[sacred hatch]

Lesbians when they realise you can play "Straight Flush", not "Gay Flush"

Relax liberals, it's called green humour

[glad oriole]

urgh

[calm kestrel]

Every joker pairs use work with two pair with limited exceptions and jokers that look at the cards played are typically 2x as effective

[lament tapir]

:c

[sacred hatch]

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy ig

[glad oriole]

they arent 2x as effective gang they scake faster by 5 chips and are 2x harder to draw

[candid kernel]

does that outweight the worse draw odds?

[lament tapir]

yeah, can't believe localthunk copied balala

[glad oriole]

📿

[calm kestrel]

Highcard is better than pair because it has double the consistency

Case closed

[glad oriole]

you could say that

[lament tapir]

what's that😭

[glad oriole]

but also

[calm kestrel]

Good argument dumbass

[glad oriole]

high card doesnt work with duo or see2

and

uhhh

[candid kernel]

the difference between the chance of drawing pairs and playing high cards is negligeable

[glad oriole]

u can almost always draw a pair

[calm kestrel]

Using my arguments now

Nice

[candid kernel]

same can't be said about pair vs two pair

[glad oriole]

as long as uour hand size isnt 4

[lament tapir]

high card is better cuz it's high

[glad oriole]

im not

[calm kestrel]

Same for two pair

[clear tulip]

Guess what hand you can draw every hand!

[calm kestrel]

Gg

[glad oriole]

okay bruh

im done

clearly you arent gonna move

[candid kernel]

whilst holding value generating cards?

[glad oriole]

stay bigoted 🙄

[glad oriole]

prayer beads my favorit item in risk of rain 2

[calm kestrel]

You can do that yeah

[lament tapir]

no clue what's that but neat

[candid kernel]

despite statistically not being the case?

[glad oriole]

ngl i dont evem know why i use it tbh i kinda just use it in place of the pray emoji

[calm kestrel]

Okay get me your stats

[glad oriole]

🙏

[calm kestrel]

I'll look at your spreadsheet

[candid kernel]

?

[lament tapir]

OHHHHH

that's cool

[sacred hatch]

I'mma try Balala... Or at least this rip-off and tell ya guys how it goes

[calm kestrel]

You said it's statistically correct

[glad oriole]

📿

[calm kestrel]

Show me your statistics

[candid kernel]

look at how players like dr spectred play every run

[lament tapir]

Hey that's the one i just sent

[glad oriole]

the stats are two pairs are 4 cards meaning you hold less cards

[candid kernel]

also known as basic observation skills

[lament tapir]

50 downloads and 10k+ mb js wrap it up gng😭

[calm kestrel]

It seems pair builds use more than two cards in most hands.

Plus you don't need much more than 4 held cards anyways?

[candid kernel]

there's also the fact that most builds that you run into while doing gold stake don't need the extra scaling in comparison to pairs

[candid kernel]

what does this sentence mean

[glad oriole]

they do, for digging, but they dont have to

two pairs have to have at least 4 cards

[calm kestrel]

Well, it appears

That I don't need 5 gold cards in every hand to win

Strange

[glad oriole]

it sure helps though

[calm kestrel]

Barely

[candid kernel]

but you have the benefit of doing so if you choose pairs over two pair

[glad oriole]

quite

[calm kestrel]

At a certain point money starts to have diminishing returns

Where it doesn't really matter anymore

[glad oriole]

does it

i never noticed that

[candid kernel]

is that point feasably reachable in high stakes

[glad oriole]

personally money is almost always useful

big almost

[calm kestrel]

Yes

[glad oriole]

sometimes i have runs so goated i dont need anything to win

and usually those are pair runs

hmm

[candid kernel]

how consistently?

[calm kestrel]

It's useful to a certain point.

Maybe I don't need 100 bucks, 50 will do me fine. I can focus on making my cards better

[glad oriole]

use the 100 to make your cards better

[candid kernel]

are you feasably always reaching 50 though

[calm kestrel]

Pretty commonly

Yeah

[candid kernel]

how commonly?

[calm kestrel]

Majority of runs

[candid kernel]

as in the majority of runs you have won or what?

[calm kestrel]

Winning and otherwise

[sacred hatch]

After a quick Ante, I'm gonna say:
It's almost like Balatro but DAMN, it's slow, the tutorial is drawn out, it's not even interesting, you probably don't even know what a Blind since everything is so mushed together

[candid kernel]

and those are?

[glad oriole]

i usually dont save up 50 dollars in runs cuz im too busy buying valuable card packs

[candid kernel]

and you're going to act like 50 extra dollars won't help you?

[glad oriole]

ubless i have rebate

god rebate is so nutty

[calm kestrel]

Really acting like I'm saying pairs are bad

Honestly

[candid kernel]

when did we say that?

where did you get the impression that we think you said pairs are bad?

[calm kestrel]

It's still a good and very consistent hand it's just foolish to act like it's the only choice

[candid kernel]

what does this strawman come from?

[glad oriole]

it is not the only choice and we never said that

[calm kestrel]

The over glazing

[glad oriole]

its just

like

70% of rujs

:3

[calm kestrel]

You're acting like I said it's a terrible hand with how defensive you're getting

[candid kernel]

so stating the benefits it has over two pair means we think you said they're bad?

[glad oriole]

im not being very defensiev

i kinda gave up

[candid kernel]

where's the logic in this statement?

[glad oriole]

and just pointing out when you are blatantly wrong

[calm kestrel]

Very limited benefits over two pair

Two pair has other benefits over pair

[glad oriole]

such as: more money isnt helpful

two pair has like 1 benefit over pairs meanwhile pairs have like 500

[calm kestrel]

They're both just good hands

[calm kestrel]

This is a strawman

[glad oriole]

although most of those benefits are that pair is like a million tomes easier to draw

[glad oriole]

maybe

i wont lie

[calm kestrel]

I didn't say more money isn't good

[candid kernel]

how is "being easier to draw" and "being able to hold more blue seals in hand more commonly because of them being easier to draw" limited benefits in a gamemode where consistency is all that matters?

[glad oriole]

you said its not very helpful

[calm kestrel]

I said money has diminishing returns and making good enough econ is fine

[candid kernel]

you stated that having double the money you would have had otherwise doesn't matter

what does that statement come from?

economy is how you get enough scoring jokers to get enough score to win

[glad oriole]

if money has diminishing returns why do i always see endless builds running econ deep into the late antes

[fringe fox]

all purple stakes completed

[calm kestrel]

It was a posed hypothetical. And it's not that it doesn't matter it's just I really don't need all that money

[glad oriole]

balatro isnt about needs technically you dont need jokers to wij

[calm kestrel]

I'm unlikely to ever spend $75 at once

$25 however.. maybe

[candid kernel]

doesn't having more money just further secure your win?

[glad oriole]

then dont spend it all at once

5head

[fringe fox]

balatro is about luck

[calm kestrel]

Okay

You're collecting money you just won't use

There's no point

[glad oriole]

not all about it