🎙・server-chat

[tribal knoll]

should be a modded enhancement ngl

[calm kestrel]

We're aura farming fr

[tribal knoll]

on cryptid or smth

[tribal knoll]

real

[calm kestrel]

Foil when I have the square man

I'm not impressed

[placid lodge]

I was very lucky with golden niddle, but yeah, it's hard to get your money back.

[turbid iris]

Hi

[placid lodge]

At least I rushed 19 challenges in 12 hours in one sitting, just because I already have C, C+ and C++

[calm kestrel]

Square man is crazy rn fr

[finite river]

I did all the challenges in 2 days I think
Beat jokerless second try I believe
Golden needle was the one that took an annoying amount of time

But yeah it was the last thing I did too

[calm kestrel]

I lost because of getting distracted

Welp

Adhd for the loss

(I had fun tho)

[craggy mica]

stupid rental gros michel has survived 10 rounds

[placid lodge]

We'll see how's it's going for me.

[calm kestrel]

But think about getting Cavendish

[finite river]

I got a bit lucky, had a nice 4oak build

[calm kestrel]

It's worth it trust

30+ dollar Cavendish is worth it

For sure

[placid lodge]

@finite riverMy build on golden niddle: Runner, acrobat and dusk, literally perfect.

[calm kestrel]

Lose a dollar per card played? Simply..

Make pair build

[placid lodge]

1 hand

[calm kestrel]

Did I stutter

It's possible to make your pair good enough it's just unlikely fr

(This is what we call a joke)

That is a good point tho since pairs generally rely on multiple hands yet pair supporters bash other strategies that lose to a single boss

When they also

Lose to a single boss

And by that I mean the stans, people who over glaze them

[hollow tendon]

[calm kestrel]

Stencil on black deck?

Okay

[candid cosmos]

АХАХАХАХАХ

[calm kestrel]

29 dollar wraith should we do it chat

[neon wren]

which rare actually helps enough to tank your econ?

if you have rebate or gold cards it's probably fine

[jolly palm]

Do you guys like this sticker my gf made me

[quasi wolf]

comedy n' tragedy moment

[calm kestrel]

I'm uh

Having a very unique problem rn

[tribal knoll]

whats wrong

[calm kestrel]

I desperately need more mult and can't find ir

But I have a ton of chips

Lol

[tame mango]

#plasma deck

[calm kestrel]

Black Deck

[tribal knoll]

this is why x chips would be a good idea definitely!

[calm kestrel]

Actually

[tribal knoll]

/s

[calm kestrel]

I actually don't think they'd be too strong

In that I mean they'd probably be balanced

If rare and like 1.5 type shi

[tribal knoll]

i think itd be just kinda dumb

and a bit unnecesary

[calm kestrel]

Baseball card

Saves the day

Goodbye blue joker

I'm running Square Man Grimbo rn it's peak

I got Burglar too

[tribal knoll]

any screenshotters

[calm kestrel]

Yeah one sec

[tribal knoll]

holy run

we balatroing it fr

[calm kestrel]

Carto is foil

Green is foil

[worldly canyon]

Every joker is front facing

[calm kestrel]

Green is +51

[worldly canyon]

Except baseball technically

[tribal knoll]

damn

[calm kestrel]

Squimbo is +256

[worldly canyon]

Quidbo

[tribal knoll]

what hand are u playing

two pair?

[calm kestrel]

Pair

[tribal knoll]

i see

[calm kestrel]

I picked up even cause I desperately needed the help now he's just sort of useless

[tribal knoll]

yeah was gonna point that out

eternal steven's kinda a bummer aint it

[calm kestrel]

He did his job + oh no -1 joker slot what ever will I do

[worldly canyon]

Odd todd speechbubble:

[calm kestrel]

(black deck moment)

[tribal knoll]

well that's true

i forgot about the +1 slot

so is meta for black deck playing pairs

flushes or straights do seem kinda hellish to draw

[calm kestrel]

Pairs are just consistent in general but I really only focused them cause of Green

Green heavily encourages very high consistency

[tribal knoll]

ah makes sense

[calm kestrel]

Pair offers that

[tribal knoll]

plus burglar

crazy combo

[calm kestrel]

Yeah my scaling went

To the fucking moon

Lol

[tribal knoll]

goated run

[calm kestrel]

Black deck honestly is fun after the early game

Just the early game is just agony

[tribal knoll]

can be a reset fest

[calm kestrel]

You can't just give me Ante 8 blank voucher

That's rude

Smh

[wintry halo]

occasionally 2 pairs for more on card scoring joker leniency

[calm kestrel]

Yeah basically the scenario is my jokers don't really care about what I play and one of them heavily encourages high consistency

Sooo

Pair is just better

Okaaay

Final numbers

Square: 308 chips

Green: 70 mult

I got them both like really early that helped a ton

[tribal knoll]

jesus

[calm kestrel]

I would have likely died if I didn't find an X mult

So clutch BB card

[cloud rain]

i fw ts heavy

[tough fox]

HAIIIIIII

[tribal knoll]

gm

[green pelican]

I'm not a good player but this is the farthest I've gotten and highest I've scored in one hand :3

Happened 5 minutes ago

[calm kestrel]

Wait until your score says E fr

[green pelican]

That's not happening 😔

I've been playing for about 4 months and this is the highest I'll get

[green pelican]

I've seen videos on how and just people doing it but every time I get the chance with the jokers I always screw up on accident

[calm kestrel]

I've been playing since around when the game came out

[clear patio]

Legit source hit a DM

[icy patrol]

hi xd

you're totally crazy or i'm so bad

i can't pass of the ante 7

my combos are so bad

xd

ah, and i speak spanish if i don't say something well

[vital grove]

you spoke perfectly

like shakespeare but spanish

[upbeat sedge]

I made this web design what do u think

[calm kestrel]

Ummm

I don't mean to alarm anyone

But I found a seed with 13 5s

[glad oriole]

ok

[calm kestrel]

That's like

Very rare I think

[glad oriole]

probs

:p

[calm kestrel]

Easy gold stake fr

Hmmm

Should I take Eternal Even Steven with 13 5s?

[desert wadi]

unfortunately numbered lucky cat

[lament tapir]

hi guys

[waxen snow]

Wheres the pin for high poly head 1.4 mirror?

[desert wadi]

yo

[cloud rain]

67 !!!!

[desert wadi]

[icy patrol]

thanksss

[scenic lodge]

on purple stake is aura ✌️

[desert wadi]

yuh it was fire

[icy patrol]

do you prefiere the Multi or the ("fichas" idk how can I say it, but I think you should translate that)?

[calm kestrel]

How can purple stake be aura

Aura is a spectral card

[desert wadi]

cuz it was ghost deck

[scenic lodge]

wgat

[calm kestrel]

You heard me

"Add Foil, Holographic, or Polychrome to a chosen playing card"

Is Aura

Fr

[scenic lodge]

good one

[desert wadi]

[calm kestrel]

I have a plan to aura farm in this game

Just need the right seed

[desert wadi]

just gotta get perkeo

[calm kestrel]

You spoiled my plans now everyone knows

[warped bone]

is there a high quality version of the again! thing whenever a card is retriggered?

[calm kestrel]

I want my "again" to be photo realistic

I want it to be raytraced

Textured

And most importantly

Turn my computer into a jet engine

[desert wadi]

I want my again! to be printed on a piece of paper every time it happens

[warped bone]

i just want a higher quality instead of a small part of the screen screenshotted

[calm kestrel]

On a barron mime build your entire house will be filled with papers that only say "Again"

After one game

[icy patrol]

I have not said something....

I am....

LocalThunck

[desert wadi]

and photochad runs print random pictures of yourself

[calm kestrel]

If you are Local add community challenges rn

[desert wadi]

remove blue stake please

[calm kestrel]

Just like btd6 fr fr

[calm kestrel]

I think it's fine

Unless you're playing black deck

[desert wadi]

its just annoying when i lose in early antes cuz of not being able to draw anything good

[calm kestrel]

And make challenges not stake locked I wanna beat every challenge on every stake

[desert wadi]

i cannot type rn

[calm kestrel]

I typically lose due to joker selection and not my own draws as far as early game is concerned

But I usually don't lose early game

Honestly a lot of the time that's more just being too picky cause I play more to have fun not necessarily to win

[desert wadi]

its usually a mix of not getting good jokers and not drawing the right hands

[calm kestrel]

Early game only play consistent hands

[desert wadi]

also im just not really that good

[calm kestrel]

Pair, two pair, flush

Mainly flush

[dull mulch]

Whats the move

[neon wren]

sell a trib ya. but you don't get much out of it...it's ending soon anyway

[dull mulch]

true

I should've taken an ecto when I had the chance

[desert wadi]

joker poker balala

[dull mulch]

just got anitmatter

the run might go on

[dusk tartan]

do you have red seals

[lament tapir]

sup

[dusk tartan]

ok so I would honestly leave the invisible joker and copy a trib

cuz red seals are retriggers

[glad oriole]

nyaaa >w<

[dull mulch]

things have progressed a little since the screenchots

[dusk tartan]

4 to 2 retriggers/xmult though

[glad oriole]

money

[dull mulch]

im looking for lucky triggers for money

[dusk tartan]

oh ok

[dull mulch]

cause I get consistent e 24-30 when playing with this set up

so i drop bean for a showman

yes no?

[proper merlin]

LETS GOOOOOO CHATTT

[dull mulch]

woah

all 5

[proper merlin]

what oh yeah

[calm kestrel]

Photo chad

[flint copper]

Now sell two for the wombo combo

[proper merlin]

YES

[calm kestrel]

(proceeds to lose to the plant)

[flint copper]

Don’t sell Chigoat

[calm kestrel]

Chimid

[flint copper]

Chidi Anagonye

[calm kestrel]

Chimid

The Problem Solver

X Mult scaling 1 and 2

Idol 2.0

[icy patrol]

porfin alguien habla español

[lament tapir]

OSTIAAA

como supo w

[vital grove]

i think i mightve overshot ts

[icy patrol]

tenés la bandera del triple estrella en tu nombre

[lament tapir]

ah es verdad

[icy patrol]

XD

[dull mulch]

I dont even know what is going on in the joker slots

[icy patrol]

literal no entiendo casi nada de lo q dicen

[lament tapir]

meh, suele pasar

[icy patrol]

[lament tapir]

amigo hace una banda estoy buscando alguien con quién balatrear juntos

[vital grove]

perkeo, blueprint on tribulet

[icy patrol]

yo soy remalo XD

[vital grove]

one day, youll understand the glorp

[lament tapir]

la verdad que es cuestión de suerte

(y jugar color en el primer ante)

[icy patrol]

y de técnica *imagen de Ozuna pensando"

[outer stream]

Gold stake is a prison

[lament tapir]

JAJAJAJA

[vital grove]

i mightve re-overshot it

[lament tapir]

phew dude you were almost there

[icy patrol]

vamos, alguien no le tira mierda a color, me sentía raro porq es casi lo único q juego al inicio

[vital grove]

close game

[lament tapir]

REAALLLLL

Dios cómo amo jugar color

No sé porque le tiran tanto odio la verdad

[icy patrol]

yo también

[lament tapir]

Es una buena mano

[icy patrol]

es fácil de sacar encima

[lament tapir]

Sip!

[icy patrol]

ma abrime estoy abajo xddd

[lament tapir]

No como el señorito "Yo solo juego escalera"

[lament tapir]

ya voy hijo

[icy patrol]

jajaja

mis estadísticas son rebuenas 😎 :

para nada creé esa cuenta hace nada

[lament tapir]

195 DOLARES!?!?

goty hermano

[lament tapir]

Doble pareja también es una muy buena mano

[icy patrol]

ah sí esq casi nunca sé que comprar por ser nuevo

[lament tapir]

Nah, está bien

Todo se basa en la comprensión lectora

[icy patrol]

seh maso

[lament tapir]

cómo que "maso" we

Aunque par también es un poquito mejor

[icy patrol]

sí pq hay unos joker que no sé qué pensó LocalThunck para ponerles la descripción

[lament tapir]

" Selecciona dos cartas, convierte la carta izquierda en la carta derecha."

"Convierte todas las cartas en mano en el mismo RANGO"

[icy patrol]

"Otorga el multi del doble de la categoría más baja en tu mano trás jugar"

[lament tapir]

error mio confundir rango con traje 😭

[icy patrol]

xd

[lament tapir]

JAJAJAJAJA

[icy patrol]

[lament tapir]

puta madre

[icy patrol]

bue ya me voy q no tengo batería

tengo un mísero 6 y mañana viajo

[lament tapir]

bueno bye

:c

[icy patrol]

vai

mañana t hablo

[lament tapir]

vale

:D

[icy patrol]

[trail ruin]

Bru

😔

I'm cooked

[raw matrix]

iii ate a sprinkle off my bathrombe

[eternal shoal]

always buy reroll voucher🙏🏼

that sucks tho bro😭

[iron portal]

Wena pal Balatro

[calm kestrel]

Is this what it feels like to be schizophrenic?

[strong cliff]

Que tan buena?

[strong cliff]

Calajo 🗣️

[iron portal]

Ash

Quería mandar un gif de mapache

[sand leaf]

Gorditos alguien de aca juega al valorant?? Unos amigos necesitan uno pa parchar

[velvet locust]

i love balatro

it's so fun!

[sand leaf]

Xupalo gringo kl

[steep raft]

oh yeah

[sand leaf]

Fe li pe

[regal geode]

My laptop is flying

• I broke the game

[main dune]

jens almanac haciendote leer una bibla para un comodin legendario

[digital forge]

Won for the first time :)

[gaunt ginkgo]

hell yeah!

[digital forge]

Next goal: one balatrillion dollars

[gusty basin]

crazyy shyt

[lofty socket]

Should i take spaceman here? Pair build, no hand levels.

Im not taking it, but maybe i should have

[forest wagon]

not as an eternal

you already have an eternal value generator

[wicked mirage]

it probably would not lose you the game but better safe than sorry

[forest wagon]

locking yourself to 3 slots against final boss is a big risk

[south nacelle]

help

[agile field]

flsuh 5

[forest wagon]

flsuh 5 of nothing

[digital forge]

bro.......

[south nacelle]

holy diamonds 😭

[native pivot]

balatrodle in one

[frozen fossil]

just had the weirdest dream, where temperature was suddenly being measured in chips and mult

[native pivot]

is that sign its time for a break, maybe?

[frozen fossil]

probably

[native pivot]

32 degrees mult is 0 degrees chips

[forest wagon]

damn thats cold

[south nacelle]

alright but

why..

[frozen fossil]

poly tag sucks sometimes

[wicked mirage]

why skip is the question

[cinder wharf]

got that on an anaglyph run once and it copied an eternal jimbo

[main dune]

perishable holographic steel card

[cloud rain]

alright blud

[main dune]

bud*

[cloud rain]

mmmm ok srry for making that spelling mistake

[twilit radish]

i got 20 mil score a while

[lament tapir]

lol

[lofty socket]

This is one of the builds of all time

[hearty bramble]

hey there, im trying to print balatro cards for my collection what would be the best place to get their pictures in normal card size, i know i can just pick off a google stock image but i just wanted to make sure if theres any better way to do this

[unkempt pelican]

Premium snack

[distant comet]

i haven't played the big latro in a while

[maiden moss]

Yo can someone buy balatro on steam for me

[vital grove]

It is miraculous

[glad oriole]

i already have 👍

[tribal knoll]

real

[maiden moss]

No like for me

[maiden moss]

Im à minor

[unkempt pelican]

You can still make money without a job. Get off your lazy ass and get to work. If not then cry about no Balatro.

[unkempt pelican]

Hello and I have as well bought Balatro for myself

[maiden moss]

Im like 14 im in school

[dapper crystal]

ask ur parents???

[maiden moss]

Alr tried

[sacred hatch]

Then wait

[dapper crystal]

asking strangers online for a game is screaming stranger danger to me

[sacred hatch]

WHY DO WE HAVE SUIT EMOTES IN THIS SERVER, It's not like we already have Suit emojies in Unicode♠️♣️♥️♦️

[unkempt pelican]

Because we do this is balalalala after all

[sacred hatch]

Like... = ♣️♦️♥️♠️

[sacred hatch]

I love Gambling too, let's lose a Balatrilion dollars in Las Vegas

[forest carbon]

just got a smeared from a judgement (the chad was a nat neg btw)

[maiden moss]

Okay

[main dune]

because of the pretty colors

also the unicode/emote spades one looks like

a plug

and not neccesarily the electrical kind

[sacred hatch]

I too would shove a spade up-

[tribal knoll]

jesus

[sacred hatch]

Crazy quote from Jimbo 😭

Who made this cover, it's so lit

[main dune]

not here

[unkempt pelican]

I honestly don’t know

[mystic gyro]

Okay question

I've seen someone with a completionist ++ role here

I just got it, how do I get the role?

[hardy ruin]

I NEED a gros michel balatro 3d print card

SOMEONE HAS MADE ONE BUT HASBT RELEASED IT

Me when i saw it and thought id get the file:

[sacred hatch]

foolish! Foolish! FOOLISH!

[hardy ruin]

DAMN YOU JOKER3DPRINTING

YOU WONT RELEASE GROS MICHEL

Im gonna start tweaking

I need the banana

[forest carbon]

what is the optimal blueprint placement rn

u gotta help me gng

everything depends on this

of course the card placement is gunna be diffrent

[tribal knoll]

why is ur most played hand onl lvl 11 by ante 13

only

[forest carbon]

uhh idk

that isnt relevant rn

[wicked mirage]

put glass in front

and copy dusk i think

[olive ferry]

on aj

[wicked mirage]

but there is glass + photochad

[cloud rain]

dusk yo

[forest carbon]

alr gng

[olive ferry]

okay....sorry......

[urban obsidian]

**:bar_chart: what placement **

🇦 aj
🇧 dusk

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[cloud rain]

its dusk cuh

[forest carbon]

yea i think

[tribal knoll]

send it

[forest carbon]

peak

thx gng

[cloud rain]

actually the optimal move was to sell all your jokers but whatever

[forest carbon]

time to die

[hardy ruin]

I need the banana sooooo bad

Wait

@joker3dprinting

Dammit

He dont got an account on here

IT LOOKS SO GOOD

Photo from his reddit post

[forest carbon]

i forgor about the boss and played a flush. gg

id prolly die anyways bcus i only had one glass

[latent thicket]

i had

the perfect chance to get tribulet

but no

game said

“yorick trust”

[glad oriole]

oh no my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery

[forest carbon]

"yorick trust" dumbledore said calmly

[sacred hatch]

If your Lobster is too buttery, put it in the dehydration chamber

[glad oriole]

i was joking

[forest carbon]

nah just bet with it that it cant erase all butter from existence for 10$

[glad oriole]

cuz yorick is a great joker

much better rhan triboulet

okay white stake master

[forest carbon]

i mean true

[latent thicket]

:c

[glad oriole]

least u dont deny it

:3

[glad oriole]

guve yorick a try hes goated

[forest carbon]

gng my highest stake is orange on plasma

[glad oriole]

🙏 📿

[forest carbon]

and thats bcus i had heavenly luck for like 2 hours and i pushed from green to orange

[latent thicket]

okay

[forest carbon]

i also dont like yorick bcus i always greed him and discard too hard like a moron

[glad oriole]

fair

hes really good with pairs where that isnt s problem cuz pairs are so essy to draw

[forest carbon]

i once had a few bilion run got yorick on ante 11 and died next round from greeding him

[glad oriole]

well thats okay cuz u already won

[forest carbon]

that was a very simmilar run i had a few minutes ago

so flush gaming

[forest carbon]

yea but it could be a pb or better (im coping)

[south nacelle]

alright what's with todays seeds

[cloud rain]

straight flush is edging you

[obsidian quiver]

Hey this person has been messaging people here probably a bot

[latent thicket]

uh

i see why

the plant is so hated

[south jackal]

this guy sent me a friend request like 3-4 days ago

[obsidian quiver]

@dusk path begone bot

[south jackal]

glad to see you realize

[sacred hatch]

It is

[south nacelle]

yea literally

[sacred hatch]

Clanka

[south nacelle]

br

oh my gosh

[sacred hatch]

Epic build

[south nacelle]

of course i threw

[lament tapir]

oops! all diamonds

[sacred hatch]

Your card count

[lament tapir]

only if you discarded 5 or 3 more cards...

[glad oriole]

1 goat 2 shit

you do know john ancient doesnt pick from the deck

[woeful frost]

oh baby

[sacred hatch]

If your run was a person, I'd kiss it slobbering style (with consent of course)

[woeful frost]

im doing more than just kissing

[brisk zinc]

fuck this game bruh i can't risk it

1 in 5 chance it's the only good one for this run

[cursive bloom]

Hi

[forest wagon]

whats the fun in not risking it

[forest wagon]

helo

[sand leaf]

Gringos kuliaos xupenme la corneta

[desert wadi]

W lucky cat run

And W yuri art

[lament tapir]

kllate we

[sand leaf]

MY BOMBO

[lament tapir]

?

[lament tapir]

hi

[cursive bloom]

What is this random city from Argentina York?

[cursive bloom]

Se español informal pedejo de mieda

No por ser estadounidense me tienes que tratar asi

Chupame la poya

[patent rain]

y a este random que le pasa??

[sand leaf]

Eu brazzino el juego de esta era

[cursive bloom]

I don't speak õ

[lament tapir]

que

[next sky]

everyones all spanish and shit

im so confused

[brisk zinc]

pray

i don't think it is enough tbh

it was :D

[glad oriole]

well e21 is like

a septillion

no

a sextillion

and your mult totals out to be in the billions

which would be e9

e18 on plasma

[brisk zinc]

The crowd goes wild

[glad oriole]

kittys

[brisk zinc]

they like chilling on my puter

probably because it's warm

[glad oriole]

:3

[brisk zinc]

anyway i'm making e33 so i'll be fine for another ante

19 will be the death of me because i didn't go for glass

[sacred hatch]

Same energy

[brisk zinc]

real

[dapper crystal]

ME

[glad oriole]

bro making expedition 33

[stray vault]

One time i played pareidolia and this boss appeared

[lament tapir]

well, at least you didn't get the plant

[stray vault]

This boss is worse than the plant

😭

[lament tapir]

at least you got a chance of winning, the plant doesn't give mercy at all

[tribal knoll]

the plant is definitely winnable in 1 way or many more even on a photochad build

perma face down hand? yeah idk what can you do against that

[stray vault]

Agree

In early ante when the scoring goal isnt too high

I can still win another way around

[tribal knoll]

yeah

i find it rather difficult to lose to the plant

the odds of finding a single glass card by then are very high

or steel cards

[lament tapir]

it's technically the same, considering one is debuffed and the other is just face down

[stray vault]

Facedown means you dont know what you are playing

Imagine

I was using pareidolia to do some econs

Business cards and whatnot

[lament tapir]

and debuffed means it doesn't score at all

[tribal knoll]

nowhere near the same, you don't even know whats on your hand or what strategies can you do, whereas debuffed you just cant score the cards, but can still do anything else

[stray vault]

I have other build to score

I can play obelisk

And scaling jokers to score

I dont need cards

Parei just helps me do econs

[tribal knoll]

itd be impossible to nail a glass card on the leftmost part of the hand if everythings face down

or to check if theres steel cards

or anything u can do really

[sacred hatch]

I think this counts for what the objective face cards, no what the jokers believe afaik

[calm kestrel]

Paradolia is the least weak to plant

Just sell

[lament tapir]

yeah

[calm kestrel]

It doesn't really help scoring or anything so not like you're losing much

[stray vault]

I personally only play pareidolia to do econs

Pareidolia and midas or business card

[calm kestrel]

Paradolia Midas is insane

love having a stupid amount of gold cards

[lament tapir]

better yet with vampire

[calm kestrel]

Nah Vampire sucks

[lament tapir]

i once got vampire to x7 mult

it was cool

[tribal knoll]

fr

id take it if i had golden ticket as well though

to compensate

[calm kestrel]

That's neat

Unfortunately

Vampire doesn't let you use enhancements

[lament tapir]

well, if your run mains glass cards, then yeah, it kinda does

[tribal knoll]

but i think something like constellation is way better

[calm kestrel]

Which would probably boost your score more

[lament tapir]

but doesn't midas also replace enhancements as well?

[stray vault]

Vampire and vagabond combo

🤓

I think I once got it to 6 or 7x

[calm kestrel]

Gold isn't a good scoring enhancement

[tribal knoll]

if a joker has to rely on a diff 1 to be good i think its not that great of a joker lol

[calm kestrel]

Also that

[stray vault]

I think its still fine

[tribal knoll]

i'm taking constellation or almost anthing else all day

[stray vault]

Vampire sucks to me because it penalizes your playstyle

You cant play enhancements anymore

[calm kestrel]

Which means you'll likely end up dying before you should

Because enhancements help a lot

[tribal knoll]

definitely

they do

[calm kestrel]

I mean it's an okay joker given very specific circumstances

But usually

[stray vault]

A fine joker to me is the one with few penalty

[calm kestrel]

It just punishes you

[stray vault]

Photo is still a good one

Cuz it almost has no penalty

[calm kestrel]

Photo's only weakness is it

Struggles to a single boss blind

[stray vault]

Yeah

[calm kestrel]

That's it just one

[stray vault]

Its vulnerable to boss blind

[calm kestrel]

And even then

It's not even hard to beat

Most of the time

[stray vault]

Ride the bus, groker are good ones

Cuz they almost dont have penalty

[calm kestrel]

I hate bus

It's good I just don't like it

[stray vault]

Obelisk is the same

Throwback is a bad one

[calm kestrel]

Obelisk is simply fine

[stray vault]

Cuz skipping one blind is the biggest penalty in the game

[calm kestrel]

I wouldn't call it amazing or anything

[stray vault]

💀

[calm kestrel]

It's not bad

[brisk zinc]

fym groker "almost doesn't have penalty"

[calm kestrel]

It's just alright

[opaque shard]

I've been trying to do an all vouchers run

[brisk zinc]

it has the worst penalty

[opaque shard]

I was wondering if anyone has gotten that

[calm kestrel]

Play pairs

[stray vault]

Ah you cant discard

[nocturne grotto]

Ello

[stray vault]

Fair

[brisk zinc]

how about i play good jokers instead

[calm kestrel]

Green is good tho

[opaque shard]

All jokers are good jokers

Except loyalty

[brisk zinc]

have you heard of 8 ball

[calm kestrel]

Like I literally won a gold stake purely off Green and Square pretty much

[stray vault]

Loyalty is good wdym

[nocturne grotto]

Use JOKER🗣️🔥

[opaque shard]

Ngl I wouldn't even consider 8 ball the worst joker

[glad oriole]

8ball is good :3

[calm kestrel]

Green was at +70 mult at the end

Green is so bad tho

[opaque shard]

Green's good

[glad oriole]

have you heard of the Idol

[stray vault]

+70 mult is average if you play optimally

[opaque shard]

Oh yeah

[stray vault]

Lmao

[brisk zinc]

idol is god tier with a fixed deck

[opaque shard]

Idol is fundamentally flawed even if it's good in high score runs Ig

[calm kestrel]

Wasn't even my only mult and that was a single jonkler

[glad oriole]

not just a fixed deck
a deck that is entirely one rank and suit

[calm kestrel]

Lmao

[glad oriole]

which almost never happens before ante 8

[brisk zinc]

that's what i meant by fixed

[calm kestrel]

Idol is good just not in 8 antes

[brisk zinc]

if you can make your whole deck the same card it's actually cracked

ofc it's not an early game joker

[glad oriole]

which is what really matters in terms of balance

thunk said himself thats what the games designed around

[calm kestrel]

You can argue that sure

But I actually care about endless so

[glad oriole]

why

[calm kestrel]

It's fun for me

[brisk zinc]

big number

[glad oriole]

ok

[brisk zinc]

endless is fun with a good build

[glad oriole]

ig

[calm kestrel]

I enjoy pushing things until they literally break

[glad oriole]

its alright from time to time

still a bit of a slog imo

[stray vault]

Idol is the purest form of balatro

[glad oriole]

?

[stray vault]

Gacha

We love rng

Thats why we play balatro

[glad oriole]

bruh

[calm kestrel]

Big number

Game keeps counting up

That's fun right there

[glad oriole]

just play cookie clicker

very number go up game

[calm kestrel]

I hate cookie clicker

[lament tapir]

yeah, tbh it's good, but as a person that only plays until ante 8, and very rarely plays endless, it's kinda hard to use

[calm kestrel]

It's not even a real game

[glad oriole]

i agree

byt its has the number go up thing

so

why not like

[calm kestrel]

Cause you aren't actually doing anything

[lament tapir]

if it was a game it would be cookie game, not cookie clicker, duh

[glad oriole]

same with valatro endless

[calm kestrel]

If the game can play itself it's not worth playing

[glad oriole]

true true

[lament tapir]

same with balatro endless

[calm kestrel]

No, you're doing something

[lament tapir]

clicking

[calm kestrel]

The game can't play itself

[lament tapir]

same as cookie clicker

[glad oriole]

in balatro endless basically all you fo is press the round button and play hands and reroll the shop

usually you cant change your build mich

muhc

[calm kestrel]

You get to watch the product of your own work

[glad oriole]

same with cookie clicker

[lament tapir]

same as cookie clicker

[calm kestrel]

Go as far as it can

[calm kestrel]

You can beat cookie clicker without ever clicking the cookie

[glad oriole]

yes theres an achievement for that

[calm kestrel]

You can't beat balatro without actually making real decisions

[glad oriole]

but you still do stiff

[lament tapir]

this means Balatro is actually a copy of cookie clicker😮

[glad oriole]

you still click golden cookies

and buy buildings

[calm kestrel]

You don't make real decisions in cookie clicker

It's not a real game

[glad oriole]

its not like you donliterally nothing

[glad oriole]

you kinda do

[calm kestrel]

You don't

It's just a clicker game

[lament tapir]

same as balatro

[glad oriole]

about the same amount of decisions as bakatro endless

[glad oriole]

lies

[lament tapir]

and well, don't you click on balatro?

[glad oriole]

balatro ednless is just

select the same 5 cards

get money (probably)

reroll for death

[calm kestrel]

The amount of decisions isn't the point

[glad oriole]

rinse and repeat

[glad oriole]

you loterally brought it up

[calm kestrel]

It's watching the build you made

[lament tapir]

LMAO

[calm kestrel]

With previous decisions

[glad oriole]

you make a build in cookie clicker

[calm kestrel]

You don't

[glad oriole]

you do

[calm kestrel]

It's just a clicker

[glad oriole]

theres like

[calm kestrel]

You make 0 real decisions

[glad oriole]

the temple

with the gods

and the wizard tower

and the dragon

and the seasons

[calm kestrel]

That's all superficial it's just a clicker

[lament tapir]

why are y'all even discussing about cookie clicker and balatro

[stray vault]

I dont even know what is cookie clicker

[glad oriole]

balatro is just clicking buttons

[stray vault]

You also did

[calm kestrel]

Clickers aren't real games

[lament tapir]

yeah i joined cuz im bored

[glad oriole]

they are,

just not very fun games

but if you ask me

[lament tapir]

depends on who plays it

[glad oriole]

they arent fun for most of the same reasons as balatro endless

[lament tapir]

it just gets boring at one time

[calm kestrel]

I could make a clicker rn and I don't know shit about coding

[lament tapir]

like every other game

[calm kestrel]

That ain't a real game

[glad oriole]

boring, samey, lots of waiting

[glad oriole]

you need to know how to code to make a game

unless you wanna use ai

but thats still coding

you just wouldnt be the one doing it

[stray vault]

Every dev uses AI to code now

Sadly

[calm kestrel]

No that's not sad

[glad oriole]

thats probabky not true

[stray vault]

Its true

[calm kestrel]

It increases how fast they can make games

They still go through and fix the AI's errors

[stray vault]

I work in the industry

[glad oriole]

ai is bad at big stuff

[calm kestrel]

It's literally a good thing

[glad oriole]

it can do simple programmjng

[lament tapir]

i mean, it's okay if you only use it for help or when if you need something, the bad thing is to use it EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. FOR EVERYTHING

[stray vault]

I mean using it to help with coding

[glad oriole]

i suppose yes

[stray vault]

Not building everything from scratch

[fiery yew]

unfunny balatro welcome back

[stray vault]

Lmao

[lament tapir]

hi

[calm kestrel]

It helps coders actually keep up with the insane deadlines posed on them

[glad oriole]

its fun to build from scratch

[calm kestrel]

Likeee

[stray vault]

Nah not simple

[glad oriole]

if an ai helps me i feel like its just holding my hand like im a little baby who cant help myself

[stray vault]

Everything availabel on stackoverflow

[glad oriole]

fair

[stray vault]

Can be coded by AI

😂

[glad oriole]

i dont have a job so i wouldnt know

:3

[stray vault]

Some of the codes are complex algorithm

Not simple

[fiery yew]

new joker and when you sell it, it gives you 50,000 negative credit cards guaranteed crashing your game

[calm kestrel]

You keep saying how great this tool is

I'm not understanding why it's bad

[stray vault]

I find AI bad because it pushes wrong employers's expectations on their employees

Employers are like

[glad oriole]

honestly the main reason ai is so bad is the way people use oy

it

[stray vault]

You have AI now

You must code faster

[glad oriole]

they just use it to cut corners and be lazy and make as much money as possible for as little effort as possible

[calm kestrel]

Exactly.

It's a tool.

[lament tapir]

abstract joker synergy

[stray vault]

We must cut 30% of our staff

[glad oriole]

ok

i

i didnt say it isnt

[calm kestrel]

Not AI's problem

[stray vault]

Cuz everyone is doing their task more quickly by 30%

[calm kestrel]

It's the employers issue

[stray vault]

Which is not true

[lament tapir]

hehe Duolingo reference

[glad oriole]

so glad i dont use duolingo every dau

[stray vault]

Capitalism just use AI as an excuse to put more work on their staffs

[calm kestrel]

The employers dumb decisions can't be blamed on a tool

It's still their fault

Not the tool's

[stray vault]

AI is made under that expectation

[glad oriole]

its not strictly ai's fault but ut wouldnt happen if not for ai

[calm kestrel]

The employer is still at fault

[fiery yew]

true

[calm kestrel]

Not the tool

[stray vault]

If you have ever read an AI academic paper

[glad oriole]

this is like saying guns arent responsible for murder

[stray vault]

Most of the motivation are like

Cut human cost

[calm kestrel]

If I laid off everyone after getting everyone hammers

[stray vault]

Agree or not

[calm kestrel]

Is it the fault of the hammers?

[glad oriole]

like technically they arent but they sure make it a lot easier to kill

[stray vault]

Its the motivation that drives the development of AIs

[lament tapir]

or drugs for people's actions

[stray vault]

You may argue that it also what happens during the industry revolution

[glad oriole]

idk im a zoomer boomer i hate ai indiscriminately

[calm kestrel]

I'll say this again

I got everyone hammers

I then decide to lay off 20% of my workforce

Who's fault is it? The hammers or me

[stray vault]

But automation really boosts the speed

While with AIs

[glad oriole]

goddamn this discussion devolved

[stray vault]

Actually you dont do anything faster

[glad oriole]

boy kisser jumpscare

[lament tapir]

what were we even talking about at the start

[stray vault]

And the accuracy doesnt increase

[lament tapir]

cookie clikr

man i hungry now

[glad oriole]

baltro endless

[calm kestrel]

Yeah alright

I can't keep shi up with luddites anymore

[glad oriole]

the parallels between balatro endless and cookie clikcer

[glad oriole]

luddites??

[tribal knoll]

scary

[lament tapir]

how did we went to that from ai?

yum yum cookies

[main dune]

puaj

[glad oriole]

this person claimed they could make a clicker game without any programming knowledge and i brought up ai

[glad oriole]

whuh

[calm kestrel]

Term that refers to people that prefer to blame tech for things than other people and actively reject the use of technology in any situation

[lament tapir]

oh yeah

[main dune]

i dont like the boy kisser

[night light]

Tomorrow is an Exam an important one all I’d ask from you chat is for support the works done the day is near just need yall to have my back

Love you guys

[glad oriole]

o ok

[lament tapir]

good luck mate

love you too mate

[glad oriole]

why

[main dune]

i dont like it

[glad oriole]

why

[night light]

Just need- strength the works done

[main dune]

its kinda

[calm kestrel]

The issue they're talking about is a higher up problem but while they keep blaming other shit and not actually addressing the problem it'll only get worse

[main dune]

cringe

te be eich

[night light]

Thank you

[calm kestrel]

Because they aren't arguing on any logical ground

[glad oriole]

the only thing that is cringe is the concept of cringe itself

i may be cringe
but i am free

[lament tapir]

come on mate you can do it mate i believe in ye

[glad oriole]

⛓️‍💥

[stray vault]

I hate the rich

I hope them vanish

[main dune]

i find it cringe because its assosiated a lot with femboys and more specifically the idealized concept of femboys on the internet

[calm kestrel]

Aaaah

That makes more more sense

[main dune]

aka the dudes who see a transwoman and call her a femboy

[lament tapir]

man i hate femboys

[main dune]

i dont hate femboys because it doesnt mean being an annoying guy with thigh highs

[lament tapir]

mainly of because how they act

[stray vault]

Skinkina is a femboy

[calm kestrel]

Well then. I'll proceed to stop talking to hou

[main dune]

not all femboys act the same, im reffering to the specific idea of femboys that you see stereotyped a lot in the internet

[lament tapir]

i was in a server once and this dude just kept flirting with everybody and sending thigh pics out of nowhere

like no dude we don't wanna see your fucking thighs you're not cute at all

[main dune]

thats a problem with him and not him being a femboy

imo

[tribal knoll]

i think good and bad people of all kinds and all colors exist in any group

[main dune]

exactly

[glad oriole]

im a femboy

[stray vault]

Dont say you dont know how big corpos treat their employees like dirt

[lament tapir]

yeah!

[glad oriole]

i dont like most of the stereotypes

[lament tapir]

but still i don't like femboys much

[main dune]

i dont like boykisser because its assosiated with the stereotypes i dont like

[calm kestrel]

Not all.

[stray vault]

Probably you did not hear about what happened in hollywood when deep fake arose

[lament tapir]

what stereotype?

[glad oriole]

i dont mind it because uts not real

[stray vault]

They all do

[main dune]

fair

[calm kestrel]

You're focusing on the minority of companies that are the biggest

[glad oriole]

:(

[stray vault]

And not only employees, but the customers are treated like dirt

[lament tapir]

i apologize for my outburst you guys opened my eyes and now i love everyone and everybody

[tribal knoll]

idk i dont mind them, they tend to be kinder

[main dune]

fuuuuuuuck i wanna send tenor gifs

[lament tapir]

let's make love not war guys

[glad oriole]

whuhh

qwq

[lament tapir]

what?

I'm being serious

[glad oriole]

whata

[main dune]

Homelander waging finger
#NotVeryWokeOfYou

[glad oriole]

well oki

mreow

[calm kestrel]

It's clear via what you said you're just a generalizer and can't argue because you clump everything into one group with 0 nuance

[lament tapir]

agreed

[stray vault]

Dont you say google, meta and even spotify are evil

[lament tapir]

evil spotify booo

[glad oriole]

most femboys i know arent like the stereotypical one you'd think of

speaking of femboys

[lament tapir]

i still don't know what stereotypes y'all talking about

[glad oriole]

i need to shave so bad

[main dune]

same

[lament tapir]

same

[calm kestrel]

An extremist is never logical

[stray vault]

And you are clearly an oblivious to not know about all that

[lament tapir]

i don't like hairs ew

[glad oriole]

i really really hate the oversexualization of femboys

[stray vault]

Agree

[glad oriole]

thats a big stereotype

[lament tapir]

i see

[calm kestrel]

Agreed

[glad oriole]

femboys do it to themselves for validation or something

[main dune]

a lot of queer groups are oversexualized and it really sucks

[calm kestrel]

I can't even say femboy without someone thinking it's sexual

[glad oriole]

which is a big problem bevause some femboys are minirs

[lament tapir]

that's just because of the gooners and attention seekers

[main dune]

i'd honestly consider it a form of drag and i mean it in a good way

[stray vault]

Spotify's policy for the artists is the most miserable thing you ever know

[glad oriole]

duuude i once met a guy who called being a femboy a kink and i was so mad

[stray vault]

Imagine

[main dune]

a lot of femboys do it for the fashion itself and not just the generic thigh high combo

same with drag

[stray vault]

The money is distributed based on how many streams one artist got

[glad oriole]

i might do the generic combo but it makes me happy so who cares

[main dune]

exactly

do what makes you happy king

[glad oriole]

:3

[stray vault]

So the indie artists are all starving

Most of the indie artists I know couldn't make a living with spotify money

[iron portal]

Wazaaaaa

[calm kestrel]

I was playing a game once, tried to type that word in, it was censored

And I was on a vc so I complained about it

And my bud was like "Well why are you trying to say that that's a sexual word"

Like huh?

[lament tapir]

i like the simpsons

[glad oriole]

brruh

thats insane

[lament tapir]

?????

[main dune]

giving me heavy "sex ed is bad because sex is bad"

[glad oriole]

aserver im in LITERALLY WONT LET ME SPEAK because i have the femboy server tag 😭 📿

[lament tapir]

guess people are now product of the evil then

[glad oriole]

real

[calm kestrel]

To be fairrrr I do find it slightly distasteful

Bit loud for me ngl

[glad oriole]

sex jsnt even bad its literally our biological purpose

[calm kestrel]

But I won't do allat that's crazy

[main dune]

huh

[glad oriole]

well fair

but its either femboy tag or no tag

so

in going with fembou tag

[main dune]

wait no what does that mean

[calm kestrel]

I don't care enough to do all that

Crazy ahh moderators

[glad oriole]

i think like
"in your face"
maybe

i get it

[main dune]

you can just not look at it

[calm kestrel]

Ah yes let me just

Use discord blind

[glad oriole]

i already have femboy in my bio

[main dune]

you should be able to put whatever tag you want, its not sexual so why would you get censored by it

[glad oriole]

so idk

[glad oriole]

thats a good question

i considered dming the mod team complaining

but i figured that would be unproductive

[calm kestrel]

No no let me

Say some

I don't care that much about their tag personally

[glad oriole]

their?

[calm kestrel]

I just don't 100% like it

[stray vault]

Just quitting that server bro

[calm kestrel]

Yes

[glad oriole]

what

[stray vault]

If you arent happy about some server, just quit it

[calm kestrel]

?

[stray vault]

I do that all the time

[glad oriole]

who me

[tribal knoll]

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