🎙・server-chat

[neat zinc]

[astral shore]

just messing around a little

[crisp badge]

oh my days

thank you eternal paredolia 😿

[candid cosmos]

why not?)

[timber hatch]

you got a thousand or so jokers

thats only possible in russian

[calm imp]

👀

I drop photo here?

holy wrong channel

[placid lodge]

Completionist++ LET'S GO!!!

Sadly I struggled with experience of last joker twice (both for around 10 hours), just because I wanted to make funny thing by getting C and C++ at the same time, I can get untouched prelast joker at the end of the run, but I didn't picked it. My disappointment when I got C achievement right after of pick of joker...

Last joker should be stuntman, but it's hit the road, because of my failed plan.

[lethal iron]

Which roles can read patch notes?

[worldly orbit]

balala

[rain narwhal]

Really enjoyable run, I wish I could've found mime

[strong cliff]

Wtf happens if you put a dagger and a eternal joker

[placid lodge]

Nothing, it can't destroy it.

Also funny fact, but if you try to destroy banana by madness / dagger - it appear as common banana in next shops, not as X3 cavendish.

[rare light]

first gold stake win :)

[calm kestrel]

The main question here is why have the eternal utility joker

[wanton viper]

[rain narwhal]

Bro

I GOT MY GOAT!!

[glad bay]

Balatro balatrez está jugando a balatro

[strange zinc]

i wish i could take it

again one blind later

[fair island]

you've been banana'd

[tepid tulip]

How do you claim the bloodstone joker?

Struggling to figure out

[fair island]

why is my high card on fire

[compact stump]

make a shit load of hearts

[tepid tulip]

Okay

Super explanatory💔

[compact stump]

i dont remember how many

hol up

[tepid tulip]

Aight

[compact stump]

30 hearts

[tepid tulip]

One run?

[compact stump]

yeah

[tepid tulip]

Damn alright

[tardy fox]

I love my friend's cat he's very adorable

Look at him very cute

[sturdy totem]

is the gameplay update still happening one day ?

[prisma idol]

Just play checked deck, it makes it super easy to get bloodstone and arrowhead

[bronze dome]

yeah its literaly just 4 cards which is nothing if youre trying to go for those 2

wait is it 30 cards or 31

[tepid tulip]

Okay bet

Still trying to beat orange stake💔

It’s so fucked

[prisma idol]

Like, all you need to do is get a sun/world card then a death and then it's done lol

[desert orchid]

Hi (sorry for my bad english)

[tepid tulip]

Yea

I was so close earlier

I was at 24 I think

Than all heart cards debuffed boss blind fucked me up

[prisma idol]

And for the diamond and clubs one, just keep restarting your run on erratic deck

[tepid tulip]

Okay

Wth

[desert orchid]

Is it a no?

[tepid tulip]

Presumably💔😭😭😭

[desert orchid]

[tepid tulip]

What is that deck do?

[sturdy totem]

wasting seeds is a crime

[prisma idol]

Randomises all cards in the deck to be whatever, so you could get a deck that has like, 20 hearts and only 5 clubs

I've had erratic decks with like 8 kings, it was great

[tepid tulip]

Oh I see

[prisma idol]

That Plant that I hate

[prisma idol]

You should see what happens when I try to unlock a specific joker 🥀

If I don't vibe with the run, it's a restart

If the first ante gives average jokers, restart

[desert orchid]

[prisma idol]

[desert orchid]

chicot:superman

[latent thicket]

guys do not

eat

1 kilograms

of powdered milk

cuz tummy hurts

[prisma idol]

Awh man, you ruined my plans for today 😔

[latent thicket]

xd

[rain narwhal]

I am twin

✌️

[stuck finch]

yo, is there any way that I can play my steam version balatro on mobile with cloud sync and so on?

[cursive badger]

please help me find baronv😭 😭

[cursive badger]

with cloud sync? idk

but it is possible to turn your steam version of balatro into an apk

[rain narwhal]

Do you have a gross Micheal or a caverndish

🤤🤤

[cloud rain]

leftmost one

damn why was I lying

think it’s third from the left

[cursive badger]

thank you 🥹

[terse flint]

I need you to tell me which card I should remove. I have this game in Spanish, but I need your answers. Spectral deck in the green pit.

[cedar echo]

extraño todd

[terse flint]

Qué

[cedar echo]

You're playing face cards

[lament tapir]

hi guys

[cedar echo]

hi

[lament tapir]

how r u

[cedar echo]

Good

[lament tapir]

neat to hear that

[leaden hound]

i look in the server and this is the first thing i see 😭

[cedar echo]

This is going in the wall of shame 💔

Cuz wtf

[cedar echo]

I've had an Erratic Deck with 12 Aces

[tribal knoll]

that is not very balatrastic

nor very balatro of you

[cedar echo]

Fr

[solemn elm]

<@&1133519078540185692> shouldve been pinged earlier

[solid timber]

Holy ragebait

Their entire profile was just shit

[solemn elm]

yeah

it was insane

[cedar echo]

Fr

[prisma idol]

Gah dayum, surely you found scholar

[cedar echo]

Yep

[proper merlin]

i dont remember that legendary joker!!!

[silk breach]

what da hell is that

[small sand]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[flint copper]

What was the context?

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[calm kestrel]

They didn't mod their game that's real for sure

It's like Herobrine fr it's just super rare /j

[uneven saddle]

I have a severe distaste for the Golden Needle challenge
But luckily I might be cooking with this Straight build

Insane leveling, the hand has

[proper merlin]

oooooh right

didn't see that

[ancient dove]

i just need money generator

[cedar echo]

Ew bloodstone

[ancient dove]

easy gold stake

i hope

😍

[tribal knoll]

gotta love bloodstone

[cedar echo]

You spelled "hate" wrong

[ancient dove]

Is this worth buying?

[cedar echo]

Yep

[ancient dove]

omg

idk what to sell

[cedar echo]

Sell bloodstone

Trust

[ancient dove]

:)))))

i love this game

[tepid garden]

It's joever

[ancient dove]

[tepid garden]

Ow

No stickers ig

😔

[bright pier]

omg this seed ❤️

I lost after that lol

[tepid garden]

[potent frigate]

Hello

I just had a question regarding this run I’m doing rn. Is it better to take the sock and buskin?

How do I know if it’s better to copy sock and buskin, or the brainstorm?

Is it better to do 2 and 1 ?? LOL

Run is literally built on heart flushes so i think im pretty much dead unless i go fishing for something else

[harsh kayak]

Not sure what to do here, I know it’s good to get DNA for making more red seal kings but the games giving me like no spectral packs so I don’t have any yet

Haven’t hit the serpent yet or have the rewind voucher

My first time actually getting baronmime off the ground

[sturdy totem]

was just messin around a new c++ save

and this happend

[echo echo]

hi

[ivory latch]

yeah i just joined the server and the first person i saw had that profile i was like 😭 but everyone else here seems very lovely 😅

[dusk girder]

why'd you make them buy an eternal astronomer...

[cedar echo]

Lmao

It's good with constellation

[dusk girder]

synergy!!

[cedar echo]

"Always listen to the c++ players"

Listen to me guys trust

[sturdy totem]

true

[cedar echo]

Yeah

[echo echo]

\

[agile zenith]

My best run so far! I played this seed on ghost but lost earlier, and retried it on plasma bcs i felt like it had naneinf potential

Sadly couldn't find bungler fast enough

[nimble nacelle]

playing queens, what should i drop for the sock?

[agile zenith]

Maybe chad?

Depends on what hand ur playing

[nimble nacelle]

flush, working towards consistent 5oak

i was thinking chad as well though i could drop mail and be broke with good scoring lol

not too much deck fixing in the seed so far

[agile zenith]

Hmm idk then, bcs it depends on what ur goal is, ante 8 or endless?

[nimble nacelle]

endless

delete chad and keep mail for deck fixing?

[agile zenith]

Yep!

That way ur idol hits more often

Deck fixing is like already indirectly improving ur score

[cloud rain]

optimal play is to sell the negative blueprint

[nimble nacelle]

mmm yes a great idea

[regal plinth]

Finally got the Plasma deck as well as every single blind, Violet Vessel was giving me a lot of trouble

[timber sierra]

if we could, should we resurrect dinosaurs

[nimble nacelle]

oh the urge to take that seltzer

but i need the cash

[harsh kayak]

Can you not unlock C++ if you have your game automatically unlock everything?

I meant C+ but I guess it would apply to C++ too

[steady osprey]

Achievements are disabled in unlock all

I have account 2 as unlock all to screw around and acc 1 to actually progress

[ancient dove]

I have 120 hours but I didn't even open all the jokers

[cedar echo]

Skill issue spotted among this tomfoolery

[ancient dove]

I’m too lazy to open them

[cedar echo]

Thy laziness has been found upon thy sleeping birds

[drowsy panther]

anybody have a fix for game stuttering?

[chrome ocean]

buy Balatro on mobile because I love Balatro
it lags to an unplayable level
e-mail Balatro support
they don't answer
I leave a bad review after some months complaining about lag
they answer "hey you should contact our support e-mail!"
I try again
they don't answer
mfw

[cedar echo]

Thoust has experienced an epilog of thouself's skill issue

[chrome ocean]

how is it skill issue the support isn't supporting

[cedar echo]

Thou shall experience a period of no support and must thy complain about it? Your misfortune had caused a faint feeling of care in some random person that does not reside in this very channel

This, being preselected and uncredited for, is only a wish at best that thy common tongued being has placed unto theeself

[glad oriole]

balatro

not gonna lie its probably an issue with your device

i'd reccomend trying to turn on Reduce motion and also disabling the crt shader

[chrome ocean]

might be but I wanna understand what it is since my phone is able to run way heavier games

[chrome ocean]

alr tried all the options I could

[cedar echo]

Thou has reached thy lowest point of reliability of one's game, it has been decided that thy reside with one's device

[chrome ocean]

do you always text like that

[cedar echo]

Thou may answer that by presenting more of my texts

It is imperative and unadulterated by the common folks tongue

[chrome ocean]

nah seems you sometimes text normally

[cedar echo]

Thy normal texts are but a mere shadow of one's past, always focus on thy future. Dwelling on the past is but a fool's duty

[steep raft]

how doing chat

[chrome ocean]

bad

[steep raft]

oh

[cedar echo]

Thy existence is only flowing as nicely as it can, nothing more

[fading maple]

hey

[steep raft]

ok

[chrome ocean]

I have a test in three minutes, Balatro doesn't work and there's a guy texting in royal english or sum

[glad oriole]

theres also a femboy

miau

[cedar echo]

It has been a precedence for Eva's company, knowing that thy ping would perceive as a gateway for one's universal company

[fading maple]

hey

[steep raft]

im on a lesson, playing balatro

[fading maple]

negative dagger

[cedar echo]

It has been reimbursed that thy greeting has been presented in royal form. I give my greetings and salutations to thy person replied to

[fading maple]

does dazzle ever chat here anymore

[cedar echo]

Thy person known as Dazzle is witnessed Chatting here on a mere rare sightly occasion

[fading maple]

dazzle x fouler

[cedar echo]

Dazzle has fixated on me

It has been perceived

[fading maple]

👀

yuri?

or het.....

[cedar echo]

Thy Eva shall stay fixated on Fouler

[fading maple]

i have a girlfriend but maybe i can work out a polyamorous relationship...... /j

[cedar echo]

Thy Fouler will be most appreciated by this generously shared knowledge

[fading maple]

can you like

speak normally

[cedar echo]

Thy fancy man English is known to be obscured by thy common tongue. By speaking in thy royalist English, I shall let thy culture live on

[fading maple]

laser eyes

3 friends in common......

stop stalking me

[cedar echo]

Thy action of stalking would be presented by the obvious fact that you have checked before, presenting the curiosity of your fixation of my account, raising questions of why you find reason to check my account

[fading maple]

i shall return in my queer cave and come again in another 3 months

[cedar echo]

Thou has retreated like the Kypongytur Empire, a sad state of affairs

[fading maple]

miao

[acoustic geode]

Car

[cedar echo]

Thy Car is not present

[acoustic geode]

Make it

[cedar echo]

The power to do so resides not in my being

[glad oriole]

Mreow

[cedar echo]

Thy noise has been noted and greatly accepted

[glad oriole]

:3

[steep raft]

i hate when i must play 1 hand

it ruins whole run for me

[cedar echo]

Thy skill has been presented with an issue

[steep raft]

im noob

[prisma idol]

Meow

[stray vault]

What's the device that you are using?

[glad oriole]

nyaa :3

[prisma idol]

Mewo :3

[fading maple]

miao

[prisma idol]

Mrrp

[steep raft]

i remember when i almost completed 8 ante

[cedar echo]

Thy skill must be nonexistent nonetheless

[fading maple]

mmrrw

[steep raft]

it was yesterday

[prisma idol]

Maowaowaowaow

[arctic ivy]

finally

after 98 hours

[fading maple]

maow

[cedar echo]

Thoust doth reminisce in thy good times due to being a poor adequate of thee game

[arctic ivy]

i beat orange stake and got completionist

[glad oriole]

so many cats in vbalatro char

mreow :3

[prisma idol]

[fading maple]

miao

[glad oriole]

mrrow

[fading maple]

mraow

[steep raft]

what

[prisma idol]

Mreow

[glad oriole]

purr :3

[fading maple]

prrrr

mrrw

[prisma idol]

Bwap

[cedar echo]

Thou royalmans English doth be exclusive to thy brink of extinction?

[fading maple]

miaaow

[prisma idol]

Nya

[stray vault]

I art thou

[cedar echo]

Thy cat noises, in thou sense, are very deceptive in a poor man's game

[steep raft]

thats a lot of cat sounds

[prisma idol]

Not enough >:3

[cedar echo]

Thou doth not learnt thy fancymans language

[fading maple]

maow

[steep raft]

maybe

[prisma idol]

[cedar echo]

Thou doth make thy cat noises for thy reasons unheard of by thy being

[dry escarp]

Mraow

[fading maple]

miaoow

[prisma idol]

Oh hey I know you

[dry escarp]

:3

[fading maple]

i think you what meant to say was "miaoow"

[stray vault]

I literally had to chatgpt how to use thou thy thee thine

[prisma idol]

Oh yea mb 😔
Maowaow

[fading maple]

geometry dash

[stray vault]

I art thou is from persona

[dry escarp]

Mraow

[fading maple]

i mean

[prisma idol]

Mreow

[fading maple]

miao

[dry escarp]

Mrrow

[cedar echo]

Thou must find thy set path to learn thy own language

[prisma idol]

Mrrrrp

[stray vault]

I dont speak shakespearean

Im just a ride the buss despiserr

[dry escarp]

Maoww

[prisma idol]

[stray vault]

What is that furry from

[prisma idol]

Boykisser

[stray vault]

What is that

Im not very progressive when it comes to gay things

[dry escarp]

You like kissing boys don't you

[prisma idol]

He's a silly guy

[dry escarp]

I mean

[prisma idol]

Mewo

[dry escarp]

Mroraw

[stray vault]

Are you that femboy guy

Oh nvm

😹

[glad oriole]

no

lol

[stray vault]

Why do the both of you talk similarly

[chrome ocean]

a Xiaomi redmi note phone

[glad oriole]

just some cat someone drew once and the femboy/gay community kinds like
stole him

wrong reply

oops

[prisma idol]

Because we both silly guys

[stray vault]

I use a xiaomi redmi k70

It works

[prisma idol]

Lol

[glad oriole]

im sillier

wahaha

[stray vault]

Mine is domesticated verdion also

[dry escarp]

You goobers mayhaps?

[chrome ocean]

mine is a redmi note 15

[stray vault]

Weird

[prisma idol]

Nuh uh

[chrome ocean]

idk why it lags so much

I tried pretty much everything

[prisma idol]

Most certainly 🙂‍↕️

[glad oriole]

boykisser

[glad oriole]

:P

[stray vault]

Can you send a record of your screen

Did you root your device or whatnot?

[cedar echo]

Thy red carpet has been run down for thou

[stray vault]

Are you also a femboy

[dry escarp]

Me frfr

[fading maple]

im thunking

miao

meow

maow

[prisma idol]

Nah

[glad oriole]

wags my tail at you

[fading maple]

mrrw

[cedar echo]

Thou shall continue?

[glad oriole]

:3

[dry escarp]

Mrrapt

[fading maple]

i thought that was a tomboy tag

[chrome ocean]

@stray vault I posted it in this server a while back

[prisma idol]

XD

[chrome ocean]

fhe situation is the same

[prisma idol]

Nah, binding of Isaac tag

W game frfr

[glad oriole]

seems fine idk

[glad oriole]

yea

mrew

[chrome ocean]

wym seems fine 😭

[prisma idol]

Mrow

[fading maple]

??

[glad oriole]

turn your game speed up

[chrome ocean]

it's not the game speed

it's genuine lag

[cedar echo]

Doth shall consider increasing thee increment of the speed of thy game

[fading maple]

me when i dont disable shadows

oh yes cards, render twice for your shadows please!!! i love shadows

[glad oriole]

have you considered disabling the CRT filter

[fading maple]

true

[glad oriole]

shaders are pretty demanding tmk

[chrome ocean]

these are my settings

[fading maple]

pixel smoothing

im dying

[prisma idol]

And it's still lagging 💔

[dry escarp]

Lag with those setting is crazy 😭

[glad oriole]

probably just a hardware issue gng, nothing balatro help can do to help u

[fading maple]

pixel smoothing makes you load the 2x textures (which are actually 4x the size)

[prisma idol]

Id prefer you didn't do that thanks :3

[glad oriole]

also you lied, you game speed is below 4

[chrome ocean]

I didnt lie I just alr tried setting the speed

[cedar echo]

Thy communication has exceeded a level as tedious as a twice-told tale, dulling the tears from a weary kings eyes

[fading maple]

DISABLE PIXEL SMOOTAHNGG

[chrome ocean]

aight

[fading maple]

😢

im thinking frezzy fazbear, hor hor hor

[dry escarp]

You know, I think you might want them to turn of pixel smoothing, idk why tho

[fading maple]

pixel smoothing is actually...

nightmare fredbear

😰

[prisma idol]

[prisma idol]

It be da feddy fazbear

[chrome ocean]

well guys yeah theres probably not much I can do to fix it

[cedar echo]

Twas a weary run

[fading maple]

wait your pfp is Pimpa

👀

[chrome ocean]

I'll either play it in this choppy ass way or I won't play it

[dry escarp]

W

[chrome ocean]

yeah

I love Pimoa

Pimpa

[fading maple]

i used to watch La Pimpa when i was kid....

so peak

🥹

[chrome ocean]

you Italian?

[fading maple]

yeah

👀

[chrome ocean]

me too

that's so peak

[prisma idol]

W

[fading maple]

no its not i hate living here

[prisma idol]

Oof

[chrome ocean]

me too

[fading maple]

no samesex marriage

[dry escarp]

Damn :(

[fading maple]

ugghhh

italy lives in the past

[chrome ocean]

pretty much

[fading maple]

90% of people are close minded ignorants

[dry escarp]

Wait you dont have ss marriage??

[chrome ocean]

forza gioggia

[chrome ocean]

nope

[dry escarp]

Damn 😭

[fading maple]

we have "unions"

which dont have the same rights as marriage

[dry escarp]

Do you at least get tax benefits or smt

[prisma idol]

Ew taxes

[chrome ocean]

and the current political landscape makes it seem like lgbtq folks (and everyone in general) will actually have less rights in the near future

[fading maple]

yep

[chrome ocean]

someone tries to push for flat tax every two years or so

[fading maple]

women in general too

[dry escarp]

Why must people in general be so cringe sometimes, and most of the time it's someone in a position of power 😭

[fading maple]

our goverment reminds me of a certain older... ruler....

[chrome ocean]

we have an actual fascist general in the european parliament representing us

[fading maple]

👀

literally 1928

[prisma idol]

Oh nein

[chrome ocean]

the main leftist party is very incompetent

[glad oriole]

mreow

[chrome ocean]

italian politics are good for a laugh if you need one

[cedar echo]

Thy state of of thee world that doth resides on has been leading itself on a two-edged calamity

[chrome ocean]

our prime minister posted a selfie with an anime filter a few days ago

[glad oriole]

gang im sorry but pretty sure political discussion isnt allowed here

[fading maple]

her and the Japanese PM are lesbians

[prisma idol]

Oh jaur

[fading maple]

trust me

[prisma idol]

*naur

[dry escarp]

Jaur 😭

[glad oriole]

wags my tail

[fading maple]

doomed yuri because their politics revolve around oppressing themselves

[chrome ocean]

yeah you're right

[fading maple]

wags tail

[prisma idol]

Yea, rule 5 😔

[dry escarp]

Damn

[prisma idol]

No political talk

[chrome ocean]

we need a throuple with the german pm so the gang can be back

[glad oriole]

:3

[fading maple]

polyamory 🤩

[dry escarp]

Damnit my sausages are gonna burn 😭

[fading maple]

dw i put out the fire already

the house burned down tho

[prisma idol]

I lit it again

:3

[fading maple]

astro... >:c

[dry escarp]

MY CAT

[fading maple]

dw

[prisma idol]

I know where she lives :3

[fading maple]

i ate them

[prisma idol]

Because I'm super evil

[fading maple]

well i know where she lives so i can protect her

[prisma idol]

And you didn't even think to share 😔

[fading maple]

from fires 😰

[prisma idol]

Lies!

[fading maple]

true

[cedar echo]

Thy chat has been on a degradation in a wee bit of time

[prisma idol]

He eated them all up

[fading maple]

my fault

ermm actually i meant

miao

🤩

[prisma idol]

Maow

[dry escarp]

Oh right

Mraow

[prisma idol]

Meow

[cedar echo]

Thy kitten noises have grown to thy dino age

[prisma idol]

Oh well, meowing is fun >:3

[cedar echo]

Dropping off as a necessity

[fading maple]

unc

miao

[prisma idol]

Mrrp

[dry escarp]

Mrahh

[prisma idol]

[cedar echo]

Thy noises are non-affiliated with thy effectiveness of attempts

[prisma idol]

Isaac getting jiggy with it

[fading maple]

they are effective

look

i'll catcall them

miaoo

maaopw

miaow

[prisma idol]

Meow

Maow

[dry escarp]

MROAW

[fading maple]

ez

[glad oriole]

myaan

[cedar echo]

Thy catcalling has yet to be present itself in purposeful siege

[fading maple]

i see purpose in it

youre just uncreative and surface level

[cedar echo]

Thy cat noises presented by thy one replied to are an absolute necessity

[prisma idol]

If you want to summon the silly creatures, just meow

[fading maple]

miao

[glad oriole]

pet me

[prisma idol]

[fading maple]

*pets*

[glad oriole]

w<

maaow

[prisma idol]

:3

[glad oriole]

:3c

[dry escarp]

shoves to the side so I can pet

[glad oriole]

haay

no fighting >:(

[prisma idol]

Oi, no violence

[cedar echo]

Doth shall receive pets

[glad oriole]

yaay

:3

[prisma idol]

Alr chat I'ma die now bye guys

[dry escarp]

NOOOO

[fading maple]

MAAOOW

MRAOAOW

MRAOWMAORMAOWR

[glad oriole]

mreow

[fading maple]

dies

of sad

[dry escarp]

It's a massacre in here 😭

[prisma idol]

Y'all thought I died lol

[dry escarp]

Mraow 💔

[fading maple]

un-dies of happy

[cedar echo]

Thee final stage of life has wittled Thy way unto thou people

[fading maple]

youre so puppygirl coded

[prisma idol]

Pew Pew

[fading maple]

NIOOOO

DONT SHOOT HER

NKOOOSOW9WO

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cedar echo]

Thy words replied to have but no meaning to them

[fading maple]

dies

of sad

[prisma idol]

I'm so evil

[fading maple]

bites

[prisma idol]

Nah

[dry escarp]

Guys only I'm allowed to violence

[prisma idol]

I'm biting you now

[fading maple]

/kill @a

[polar basin]

[prisma idol]

I disagree with this statement

[fading maple]

/deop @a[name!=Eva]

[dry escarp]

Y'all I burnt the sausages 😔

[fading maple]

again?

newb

/ban @dry escarp

[dry escarp]

NO-

[prisma idol]

/effect Eva levitation infinite 255 true

To heaven you go

[fading maple]

youre deopped noob

[prisma idol]

Nah

I made this place

You can't de op me

I'm god

:3

[fading maple]

erm actually

ddosses you

🤭

[prisma idol]

I disagree

Nah

[fading maple]

it'd be pretty funnay

i'd meow

[prisma idol]

I'm gonna eat your ethernet cable

[fading maple]

i dont have one

[prisma idol]

Then TF is the one that plugs into the wall on the back of the roter

*router

[fading maple]

idk

[prisma idol]

That isn't the power cable

[fading maple]

my personal tomboy set it up

[prisma idol]

It's normally yellow

Hell yea

[fading maple]

ask her

[prisma idol]

I need myself one of those 😔

[fading maple]

newb

flexes

[prisma idol]

Showoff

[fading maple]

😸

😹

[prisma idol]

[visual basin]

balatro

[fading maple]

ethernet cable

[prisma idol]

Nice point you got there, give this man a Nobel prize

[fading maple]

nobel peace prize

[visual basin]

:D

i cold

[prisma idol]

Then be warmer

[visual basin]

i trying

[prisma idol]

Try harder

[visual basin]

i trying as hard as can

[prisma idol]

Just come to Australia, it's like 28°c rn

[dry escarp]

It is not that hot rn bro

[prisma idol]

It is

[dry escarp]

Nuh uh

Lemme pull up my weather app istg

Erm it's 23° achtually ☝️🤓

[prisma idol]

Close enough

It feels warmer

[dry escarp]

Nuh uh, I'm in me fluffy pajamas

[prisma idol]

Imagine wearing pajamas

[dry escarp]

Well then what are you wearing smart guy

Nothing?

Also did everyone else leave

Are any of y'all here 🥺

[prisma idol]

Clothes 🙄

[prisma idol]

I sent them all to Zimbabwe

[dry escarp]

W Zimbabwe

[acoustic geode]

Of course

[cedar echo]

Thy absence of clothes would be impolite

[dry escarp]

Oh Baseball C++ard of the server, what be thy wisdom?

[cedar echo]

Shalt be bestowed upon those who are deemed worthy

[dry escarp]

If I win a game shall I be deemed worthy

[cedar echo]

Nay

[dry escarp]

Aw :(

[dry escarp]

What if it's gold stake

[cedar echo]

Nay

[dry escarp]

🥺

[cedar echo]

Thy plead has no effect upon myself

[muted tapir]

whats the max base interest?

[cedar echo]

25

[dry escarp]

$5 to be earned

[muted tapir]

like 5 from 25

ok thank you :3

[cedar echo]

Yes

[dry escarp]

All g!! :3

[cedar echo]

I am starting to lose my grip on sanity

[wanton steeple]

man this run was going well

[dry escarp]

How art thou feeling? Ist thou's temperature too high?

[wanton steeple]

but the entire run no spectrals or retriggers

was rerolling for ever

[dry escarp]

Damn 😔

[cedar echo]

Myself hasn't slept in a good few days and a many nights

[wanton steeple]

I even picked up nearly every voucher and couldn't get globe to get spectrals in the shop

[cedar echo]

Thy challenge is sapping my sleep away

[dry escarp]

Perhaps attempt to do something comforting?

[cedar echo]

I have to get this requested challenge done

[dry escarp]

Damn, well gl, hope you end up getting some sleep

[cedar echo]

Its been 5 day help me

[dry escarp]

JEEZ DUDE YOURE ACTUALLY GOING TO DIE

SLEEP

[stray vault]

Stop grinding balatro

You are dying

[cedar echo]

It's not Balatro

[dry escarp]

Could be Balala, could be something else, doesn't change the fact that YOU NEED TO SLEEP

[cedar echo]

I just gotta nab sleep before my game on Sunday lol all good

[cedar echo]

Hmm maybe

[cedar echo]

Wait will I?

Idk lel

[stray vault]

Lel

[fading maple]

miao

[cedar echo]

Dw, I'm on the last part and for the last part I only need 550 more wins in a row

[tardy hound]

bro got hacked😭😭🙏

ayyy <@&1133519078540185692>

[solid timber]

Bam

[magic dome]

Why would you want to have your current hour?

[wanton steeple]

Sometimes you get lost playing balatro and lose track of time

It's a good way to keep track of how long you're playing so you don't overdo it

I've been really addicted to the pokermon mod since I c++ balatro so that's the reason I have it because I played for like 3 hours without realizing it lmao

[trail ruin]

God damn

Nat invisible

[north bane]

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE 🫵👨‍⚕️

[stray vault]

Only 3 hrs?

I binged my games for 8 hrs straight

😭

Be it stardew valley

Or core keeper

Or slay the spire

[waxen perch]

how get bettre card in balatro?

[bitter cape]

what would think of the Roblox copy of Balatro

[sonic cypress]

cardlike

[cinder wharf]

I tried it and got "yorick" on my first or second run

[granite pike]

[bitter cape]

I hate Roblox copies of games

[vernal violet]

<@&1133519078540185692>

p&ty
(please & thank you)

[swift sail]

yw

[vernal violet]

how many people are going to get hacked this month
im just trying to spot the similarities between cardlike and balatro 😭

[void geyser]

@left slate

[bitter cape]

haven't played yet I'm too busy

[vernal violet]

after watching a short demo/showcase video of this game, i saw...

blinds:

• beta blind = small blind
• alpha blind = big blind
• the malice = the goad (spade cards are debuffed)
• the blade = the flint (base chips and mult of played hands are halved)

jokers:

• big brain = hiker (permanently adds +5 chips to each played card that scores)
• rise = raised fist (adds double the value of the lowest card in played hand to total mult)
• chaos = madness (destroys a random joker and gains 0.5x mult each time a small/big blind is selected)
• shadow puppet = hanging chad (retrigger the first played card of each played hand twice)
• knight joker = blue joker (+2 chips for each card currently in your deck)
• bear = bull (+2 chips for every $1 you have)
• nerdy joker = scholar (each scoring Ace gives +4 mult and +20 chips)
• deck joker = hologram (gains +0.25X mult each time a card is added to your deck)
• the noob = smiley face (each scoring face card gives +5 mult)
• withering joker = ice cream (+100 chips. -5 chips for every hand played)
• wanted joker = ride the bus (gains +1 mult for each consecutive hand played without a scoring face card. resets when a face card scores)
• modern art = abstract joker (+3 mult for each joker card that you currently have)

editions:

• holo = holographic (+10 mult)

other:

• vouchers = tickets
• points = chips
• pins = tags
• fruit cards = planet cards (levels up a specific poker hand or hands)
• malice card = the world (changes the suit of any 3 cards into the Spade suit. presumably among the cardlike counterparts to tarot cards in balatro)

---

unique things:

• the ping (boss blind) = -1 hand (no exact equivalent in balatro. closest i'd say is the water, but that removes all your discards)

holy text wall..

[bitter cape]

it's pretty much just renamed Balatro with some things to make it different

I despise it

[vernal violet]

yup

[bitter cape]

Balatro isn't even that expensive and if you don't have money... you have your own ways

[marsh copper]

These jokers be so good

[spare perch]

Oker

[abstract furnace]

this might be me but id be happy if somebody copied MY game

[marsh copper]

Bro this the best run I've ever had

[vernal violet]

Jarringly Offbrand Klutzes Emerge Recklessly

[placid lodge]

Why hermit doing nothing when your money less than zero? I wish get -40 to get even higher hand in challenge where your hand become bigger by losing money.

[hasty garden]

Clawed my way up to 89% Joker Stickers now. Gold Stake and Rental jokers hurt my soul

[lusty rune]

So real

[lusty rune]

Imagine having $-10 and using both your hermits thinking you have $10

[subtle hamlet]

balatro

number getting big

[frail grotto]

"number go up" that one balatro song

[frail grotto]

At that point you just deserve it

[devout veldt]

Should I replace anything for hanging Chad or leave it

I have red seal polychrome glass kings for 5 of a kind

[frail grotto]

What level is yorick?

[vernal violet]

the nightlight of the average deranged person

[frail grotto]

My friend asked me about the balatro fandom
Me: yeah it's mostly just math kids with a gambling addiction
Friend: wait that's it?
Me: oh yeah there's also people who make Yuri of playing cards
Friend: oh ok...

WAIT WHA-

[wooden kiln]

Ive yet to have a build like that

I should really do a high card run at some point

[frail grotto]

Might I suggest a photochad run of some sorts?

[wooden kiln]

sure, why not?

Ive never used that build before so should be fun

for reference, I usually build around two pair

[hasty garden]

...ooookay, having said what I did before, I just got about 10 more sticker points off one gold win

I'm just getting to where all I have left are either really hard to find jokers, or really not fun ones

Like, going for gold stickers on Luchador and Invisible Joker...ew

When you have a joker that might as well just say

[hardy flume]

Risk of rain 2 reference

[fiery yew]

why is trib yellow

[fiery yew]

needs more steel

[coral pebble]

💔

[coral pebble]

polyester

[cedar echo]

Thoust has not done thy research required by thee

[rain tartan]

we flushin' it

[devout veldt]

Piss

[floral meadow]

is there a compiled playlist for doc's observatory naneinf?

[unreal stag]

worst ragebait seed i played iml

[native dust]

photochadders stay losing 🔥

[unreal stag]

TBOI

[forest carbon]

😭 😭 😭

[white brook]

arcana pack into judgement into credit card

[forest carbon]

geniuenly if i didnt know ball i would think u are mentally challenged

[vernal violet]

credit card in the buffoon pack battle advanced

[forest carbon]

what it gunna be gng

[vernal violet]

soul

[unreal stag]

perkeo

[tribal knoll]

trib

[vernal violet]

oh right uhhh

i'm betting on canio

[unreal stag]

🤞

[forest carbon]

i got perko

[unreal stag]

yaaay

[vernal violet]

the house always gets ya 🏠

[unreal stag]

isaac_dance

[unreal stag]

"the house always wins" mister house

bhallaJhalaSkyforgedShrug

[calm kestrel]

I mean hey only losing to a single boss is pretty good

[native dust]

how about losing to zero bosses

[calm kestrel]

That said boss is usually beatable if it doesn't show up too late too

[forest carbon]

i lowk forgor i have chad and took photo in case a get chad

[calm kestrel]

Every build struggles to at least something

And every build wants that boss to show up early so they can just get over it

For commons though

They are really strong

[native dust]

i mean the difference is if you get plant ante 6-7 there is almost nothing you can do shy of luchador, chico, or bones

[native dust]

isn’t photo uncommon?

[calm kestrel]

Pretty sure it's common but you're making me doubt myself gonna make me open the game to check fr

looks inside

Photograph is common

I've had rif raf give me both pretty early before that's why I just remember that tbh

[tribal knoll]

by then u surely find a single glass card

[calm kestrel]

Rif raf is such a goated joker honestly

[tribal knoll]

ive won against the plant even without glass

on a photochad build

[calm kestrel]

Yeah I've won ante 7 plant on a chad build though I basically had to kill my econ to get the jonklers

[native dust]

oh i forgot about glass

[tribal knoll]

i run photochad everytime i can and i almost never lose to the plant lol

glass is clutch

[calm kestrel]

Still doesn't matter too much it's ante 7

Guess I'm not going endless oh well

[calm kestrel]

It do be pretty goated with retriggers

Honestly I should probably consider just making some glass when I can just in case when I have retriggers but I never do

[native dust]

i think i have rarely ever ran photochad

usually it’s just straights or pairs

[tribal knoll]

fr i love riff raff esp early on

love gambling for the photography hanging chad god pull

[calm kestrel]

I play a lot of two pair

At least that's what I usually focus on after I'm done with flushes

If I'm not given much direction otherwise

If a jonkler clearly wants me to do some else I'll consider

Yaknow

(stuff like Green Jonkler or Ramen are more likely to make me focus pair, ect ect)

I mean photo chad works fine with two pair

Works okay with pair too

Mostly relies on your base hand level, the jokers really encourage getting blue seals

Even better if you can get mult or glass on the stuff you plan to retrigger

(Really it would work with highcard too if you could manage a decent plutonium amount since it only cares about that one card)

[forest carbon]

beautiful run. if not the plant and the need to sell pariedolia this would reach pb for sure.

[calm kestrel]

Pariedolia thought he was part of the team or something

[fair island]

why so many retriggers

you want to balance between retriggers and xmukt

make 2 idols and you can easily get e12+ with that

[forest carbon]

we bouta hit it big gng

we hit it big i guess?

[ocean yarrow]

Oh my god you hit big

Lowkey when should i have a full fixes deck

Ante 15 ?

[tribal knoll]

<@&1133519078540185692>

ah

just got taken care of

[forest carbon]

what happened? i was busy losing the blessed run

[tribal knoll]

some crypto scammer

nothing important

[forest carbon]

ah

sameas always

crypto scam ads that get slimed in mere seconds my beloved

[strong cliff]

What happens if I only have madness and an eternal joker?

[sturdy gyro]

Madness will still scale but the eternal joker will not be destroyed

[tribal knoll]

gotta love bloodstone fr

[mystic badge]

balatro

[tribal knoll]

that skip tag paid off

[mystic badge]

mhm

[lament perch]

credit card in the buffoon

😈

[tribal knoll]

thats such a crazy coincidence lmao

[glad oriole]

where is your blueprint

[tribal knoll]

i fumbled that run

badly on ante 6

unlucky

[glad oriole]

lel

[fading maple]

0.0014637002%

[tribal knoll]

yeah i know, way to make use of a blessing

[strong cliff]

Ty

[tribal knoll]

thats so funny

[low haven]

Human

[sacred hatch]

I remember your BALATRO

[craggy mica]

Poly canio ✌️

[craggy mica]

It’s calling you bro

[tribal knoll]

abanoned deck

i mean i could definitely have odne some strength strats but nah i cant be bothered for that atm

[craggy mica]

oh

sad photochad

[cinder wharf]

I had this exact setup on gold stake ghost deck like twice in a row but died cause i was trash

[obsidian jolt]

got the horsemen bro 😭
do i take the money

[tribal knoll]

if u alr have all legendarys/dont need another soul, temperance yeah

or hermit i think theyre about the same

[obsidian jolt]

ok i have 1 joker who is even steven

but money

[placid sapphire]

Guys I’m starting to crash out

First of all hi I’m new here nice to meet you all

Second off I’m going for completionist+ rn & I feel like every run I get is giving pure trash 😭

[vernal violet]

s o u l

[obsidian jolt]

but like

money

[vernal violet]

ac wait, what do you currently have

[obsidian jolt]

even steven

and 12 dolla

[vernal violet]

is

is that all

[obsidian jolt]

[neon wren]

what deck, stake, ante, round?

[obsidian jolt]

sob

checkered deck, gold stake, ante 1 round 3

[neon wren]

large pack or mega pack? if mega, ya take soul + temperance

[calm kestrel]

Simply

Make face cards

It's definitely worth it for a common

Trust trust

[tribal knoll]

yeah i could definitely have tried something with strenght and hung men's considering the deck is small enough for even 1 or 2 face cards to consistently appear in 2 discards

but i couldnt be bothered for allat at the moment

i won that run regardless with a different build

[calm kestrel]

Plus

Photograph ain't that strong on its own

Lmao

Well you coullddd buy both

But like why

On abandoned it's too much work

[tribal knoll]

actually i thought i couldve ought both but

now that i look back at that pic

i wouldve only had $8 if i sold the other guy

was $1 off that even

no jester packs for credit card magic or tarots either

[calm kestrel]

Oh you would have wrecked your econ tho

That's a huge decision

[tribal knoll]

yeah econ wouldve been really bad

was almost ante 3

[calm kestrel]

Photo chad but no money

Not money worth

[tribal knoll]

so not like its early enough to have $0

and win all blinds in 1 hand

[calm kestrel]

But Wraith value

[tribal knoll]

vagabond

[calm kestrel]

Exactly

Think about the bigger picture

No money is good, actually

[tribal knoll]

lmao

""just find vagabond and a credit card bro!""

balatro isnt inspired on gambling for nothin

[calm kestrel]

When every decision has a context one must play for the most unlikely one

Of course

[tribal knoll]

obviously

[idle wigeon]

Gold sticker +1 clever joker

epic runs where you spam highcard and burger gets you 9 hands of 40k

[calm kestrel]

Steal man the goat

[idle wigeon]

deep synergy meta

[calm kestrel]

Alright chat I'ma open the game and find a lucky cat seed rn

[idle wigeon]

u know how it is

[calm kestrel]

You*

:3

Give a deck chat

[wintry halo]

black

[calm kestrel]

Damn you hate me having fun don't you

Alright

Bus shop 1?

[wintry halo]

been playing it myself for a while so it's mutual

yeah

somewhat harder to play naturally a1 on black

naturally 4 pairs gets through 450

[calm kestrel]

Shop 1 bus is kinda big actually we should be fine

[wintry halo]

in this case you need 3 two pairs or any form of scoring distribution that tops up to 450 while still scaling fully

[idle wigeon]

Online Econ this better get good shops

[calm kestrel]

Bus actually made starting this seed enjoyable yaknow what

This one might not be so bad

[wintry halo]

you give respect to more things when you're in pain

[cedar echo]

Thy pain forces thee to respect a plentiful of things upon thy pain to theeself

[calm kestrel]

Oh boy a free mega standard pack skips /j

[tepid charm]

Got a new Jimbotoaster to play

[cedar echo]

#⚙・modding-general

[calm kestrel]

Eternal rental egg

Nice

[tribal knoll]

temperance duh

[calm kestrel]

Of course

[placid lodge]

Here we go 💀

[calm kestrel]

It's a shame I don't speak German

[tribal knoll]

gl jonklerless

[calm kestrel]

Russian

Fuck

Brain please work

[tribal knoll]

thats obviously spanish /s

jonklerless is so tuff

gives me the creeps

[calm kestrel]

It's just planet spam fr

[placid lodge]

You don't remember last challenge? Or never heard about that?

[calm kestrel]

I don't play challenges that often I mostly play gold stake

Of course I don't remember the exact order of the challenges

[placid lodge]

Ah, grind of C+ / C++? Or just continue to play for fun?

[calm kestrel]

I play gold cause I like gold

[finite river]

Valid

[placid lodge]

Last challenge just huge difficulty spike, 0 jokers, you have to get 100k points without jokers, you have only tarot and planets.

[calm kestrel]

Not too bad honestly

[tribal knoll]

or 600k w violet ig

glass spam

[calm kestrel]

Violet jonkerless is brutal lol

[finite river]

I found golden needle harder, i beat jokerless pretty quick

[placid lodge]

Yeah, glass/iron, 5oak probably.

[calm kestrel]

I r o n??

[tribal knoll]

gotta love my iron cards

[finite river]

Steel

[calm kestrel]

I know

[placid lodge]

Steel, yeah.

My bad

[finite river]

Lol

[calm kestrel]

Oh we got an aura