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scaling = value gets bigger
Do I need 3 scaling jokers?
like square joker is scaling chips
one could be enough
2 is often enough
3 i more than enough
What about for blue chips?
Right now I got a permanent +50 chips
Is +100 bare minimum I need for any run?
I just want to know bare minimums
Should I focus on a spade only run? Or is that stupid?
So far it’s been clutch for me
white stake, you can get away with a lot of things...spades only with wrathful and some hand levels and hopefully some xmult joker you can use is enough
it's when you get to higher stakes that you have to be picky about jokers/hands played. higher score needed plus less money available hurts a ton
My half joker is holographic. I have to build around this guy right?
Would make practice for doing pair
24 million on ante 2
The cavendish went extinct I FUCKING HATE THIS GAME
What hand
full house
LMFAO
cavendish going bye bye is always hilarious
thats brutal
swear that'll happen the same game you can't get a single wheel to hit
the wheel has to be rigged
at this point i just sell those
even if i have an oops
i heard someone mention a review for the game that just said "1 in 4 my ass" and i think about that a lot
can you get a soul from a séance or 6th sense
What does being a hack have to do with 2,3,4 & 5?
Welp
Apparently a hack is a name for a comedian that recycles cheap jokes hence hack re triggering cheap cards
can someone gift me balatro
im literally fesgui
oh shi that's creative
i really like that
its like that one casting couch meme
i would sell both the madness
and try to reroll for another joker
as well as use the planet pack to get some econ of perkeo
i tried but had no moners and no scoring
lost instantly
unluck
this happened to me a while ago
i got my first perkeo on an eternal madness run i did
i was so ready to not take madness, but i decided to do it because i hadn't before 😭
who play 1 v1
somehow made it into Bean's tournament this Sunday :'3
my Balatro calendar got shipped to FedEx and the whole delivery process has gone as poorly as I predicted
Fuck FedEx
Ordered the thing on Dec 22 and I still don't have it
Should just reach out to Fangamer. I used to print all of their merch. Cool team of people over there.
But also yes fuck fedex lol.
wait does balatro have cool merch? can someone send a link?
Who are you
why does my game crash every time I play a straight bro
it's trying to tell ya something chief 😬
(pssst guys vote orange https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1155536821502087299)
orange as a flavor is mid though
(What if I said plz?)
I need some help with some game issues where can I go?
I am getting 180 fps in the menu when i start the run its dropping to 20
this just happened today
any help?
Any theory crafting going on about this new joker?
Terrible theory: if your Gros michael doesn't break 20 times in a row it grows into a ripe one
The idea of a banana joker which thrives of Michel not breaking is intriguing
I could see it behaving like this idea I came up with months ago lol:
Wild Nana
Common
+100 chips, self destructs if Gros Michel or Cavendish appear in shop
Evil Potassium Machine:
Throws bananas at you until you are bruised and defenseless, +0 mult because it hates you
It also absorbs chips to grow itself turning it into negative mult + negative chips and it's eternal and exponential
Im surprised localthunk hasn't added a way to make your played hand size bigger
You can only do so much with 5 cards
I think that's the point
That’s probably why 😭
I guess
Plus Cryptid does that so now he’ll never do it
He’s not based like PopCap
A lot of builds are straight up high card
Three Pair and new Planet
the idol will gain a new follower
gros michel is ripe..
I disagree
You know, I sometimes wonder why devs continue to add content to games when the modding community works just fine
it is, its just s different type of banana than the one you eat (cavendish)
bruh
What if they unripe Gros michel
that's what terraria did isn't it and it's doing fine
Still updates rolling though
are you saying terraria has recieved 0 updates
Just really slow
I thought they stopped at journeys end
not everyone likes modded content
i have no idea
Name 5 people
i dont play terarria
not everyone can play modded content
i dont love it personally, its usually not vanilla feeling
that's the bigger issue
T r u e
this too
it is hard to mod on mobile
ios
Ah
specifically
What gives the vanilla feeling
I wonder why no one has jumped on that
vanilla extract
balanced, in theme with the game
True
they have
i didnt day impossible
Seems like a decently sized niche to fill
Make it easier I mean
Is mobile modding in general popular
work at apple
It could be
there are some mods that feel pretty vanilla (the most seamless one I can think of is Plantain) but many of them either try to be vanilla and end up going too far, or they intentionally lean away from vanilla gameplay
Potential man
As you said it's difficult to do
another reason to update is because people like updates
people like getting more content in the games
you know the real reason why I'm making an update
even if its
and updates are good publicity, it gets your game back into the limelight
not modded
?!?!?!
what would that be
because I like it and it's my hobby 🙂
Oh hi, I didn't know you're on this server
DUUUDE I WAS THINKING THAT
I thought this was a fan server
i didnt wanna say it cuz i was unsure
Bro, I thought you died or something
liking things isn't allowed in this economy
thunk isnt a giant corporation
I was joking
i know
Semi-hyper quantum state of liking it is fine then?
the only acceptable emotion is raw vitriol
Schrodinger's endorphins
Who will be the observer in this effect
Me
Is the cat dead or not
Yes
mreow
Terrible observer can we replace this one
Where did you think the car meme came from
Cat typo

real
favorite fetty wap song?
^
^
OH MY GOOODDD
whats your favorite fetty wap song
fav fetty wap song?
does anybody listen to fetty wap?
Idk what that is sry
yes you do listen to trap queen everbdy know trap queen
ik this guys been asking for like 20 min and idk how to let him down softly 😬
sorry squirt@solemn shell
whats your favorite fetty wap song also dont take castle i would wait
I don't know who fetty wap is
unless I've fallen into a trap
everybdy know trap queen by fetty wap
do I just take the straight type chip joker and go on with my life
or reserved parking and build face cards
im sorry i dont know who Fetty Whap is 🤨
my way fetty wap go bless your ears
bus is risky cause I haven't been able to get good hands that don't involve face cards
I'll probably take it for now but I have been debating this gold seal gold queen in my deck
unless I wanna get parking money
ok fuck
run died
thanks tooth
Just asking but like
on a scale of 1-10
how crazy would you have to be to take Troubadour ante 1 round 1 on black deck?
hey guys my game keeps crashing when i launch it im playing on xbox pc gamepass , anyone know what i could do
Finally. 🙏
you would be hospitalized for psychosis
you could try it
you'll die most likely
well I messed up a run
Bloodstone, Lustful, Chicot, Brainstorm, and That one that gives you extra cards
thanks!
@slim junco @cedar echo Thanks guys!
Ty, bro was hacked
Np, I just c++ not even 4 hours ago lol
Congratz to you as well then!
Tyty!
What was your last joker??
@grave kestrel
Hit the Road was my last joker.
Out of curiosity, what happens to accs like that? Do you mute em, kick them, ban them?
ban
Well, if I get hacked, please don't ban me. I love this place
I stickered Erosion without using it thanks to Anaglyph Negative Tag technique.
Erosion fit well with my straight build
unfortunately there's no nice way around this - how long should we mute you for if you get banned - a month? what if you lose your account forever?
True, true
did localthunk tease a new joker???
Thankfully, this is a bridge my discord acc probably will not cross as I don't fall for scams, click on unknown links, give out personal information or passwords, or visit sketchy websites (including downloading things)
First obelisk run
Only really did well cuz I got super lucky
Like brainstorm + swashbuckler + negative egg
chat why it is so difficult to reach a good run with only High Card play? like destroy cards by tarot don't appear frequently.
the strategy is Prio money in early game? to reach those cards? any suggest?
Supernova 🫠
my constellation at 2X
Space so it still never hits 🔥🔥
Space joker
🤓
Space joker is just so goated
Fr
aint no way space joker
@smoky prawn
So, you are the one. You got all my space joker levels. Give them back.
Yo you guys think this is enough for balatro 4k ultra hd 8k textures with ray tracing no scam not clickbait? https://pcpartpicker.com/list/yg86cx
Part List - AMD Threadripper 3990X, 2 x GeForce RTX 5090, Silverstone ALTA F2 ATX Full Tower
Balatro can run on my office computer which shits itself opening sn excel file thats bigger than 2mb. So you are probably ok.
balatro is a single threaded process
so you want to go for the best single thread performance CPU, so not a threadripper
as the whole point of a threadripper is parallelisation by having a stupid amount of cores and threads
…. Oh yeah… thats still 63 threads left over! I can run 63 MORE INSTANCES OF BALATRO
Thats how it works right?
almost
what do you mean by only high cars play? you dont just start playing high cards out of nowhere
you play your run and if you find stuff for high card then start using high card
Whats the method?!?!
Mods hello bots are advertising some crypto garbage
<@&1133519078540185692>
Sorry for the tag 🥺
God I fucking hate misprint
Is there a consistent way to beat Orange and gold stakes
interest is very important
I keep getting perishables man
any balala wanna waste their brain power on 2v2 :3
perishables are ok
yes
ante 12 on the jokerless challenge deck is that good
ive beaten red deck in gold stake but i didnt get the achievemnt does anyone know why?
sometimes it only gives it to you the next run you win
this is my favorite game,what's its called? oh of course ||ballaster||
does it have to be on gold stake as well
no
if it is that frequent bug you can win on white stake
check this out
blater
This looks like an achievement icon
What would that do? It's literally already in my town in Mexico, coming all the way from international sources. The mfs at FedEx don't know how to get an address right
e
2 pings wy
if your cavendish breaks the new cultivar will become available and it gives the amount of money in xmult
Balatro balatrez está jugando a balatro
please god not something related to cavendish breaking
what to take
wat to take
rip my chances of getting c++
better be quick before 1.1 drops
bro...
great, thanks for the advice, most all the time I go for flush haha
but I want some stuff like roffle do

It's hard to get good jokers
How?
i have 160 hours and my only gold sticker deck is ghost deck 💔
i have 98 hours and still haven't beaten orange stake
bro how
i did purple stake just earlier today due to some crazy luck
massive skill issue i assume
it's not that hard
maybe
that makes me feel slightly better
so.... any chance I'm able to pivot this to high card?
okay this run is such a trip
no not really
Game is taunting me. This is my favorite combo :<
yep. lost on ante 21 because I didnt have enough glass cards
and not a single ecto and no antimatter
yup...I love this game
unlucky
sell, buy arcana, credit card in judgement
oh right
I don't think that will happen with my luck
You just have to... gamble.
or emperor and pray for fool + hermit
ah nvm u just dont have enough cash
has to be judgement
credit card in arcana pack 😎 🗿
🥹
gz canio
what did yo get
Chicot moment.
trib on abandoned deck
damn
lmao
rip
Oh, that's even worse. I am so sorry.
is there ever a world where its correct to not take mime here to keep scaling the planets?
What
get a bunch of strengths rq
replacing baron with mime could be ok
for econ
yeah and trade like e12 for money
maybe worth
with baron copied + red seal gold kings im scoring like e61 ante 17
maybe enough
i have like. e35 without baron
awkward no ecto
since you dont have steel
i mean i do, kinda
but steel doesnt make money so
bwa i think its a dont-take-mime situation, which feels so awkward
could be mime instead of blueprint
maybe and count on another later, but then im not scaling planets as fast
but money...
might be right
is this good progress
Yep! Keep up the grind, you'll get there
I believe in you
Np!
i will explode
then its harder to find 3 copiers later
i JUST sold blueprint for mime hoping to find BP later post-ecto
and it IMMEDIATELY showed back up
ANOTHER ONE
can they wait until after ecto pls 😭
Insane run pull does anyone have any idea to make it better
I finally beat purple stake on ghost deck 😭
congrats
||Really messed up that we got back to back other function jokers||
||Yeahhh especially cuz 'other' is truly the most broad category .-. sometimes I think a joker is classed as a certain category but then it's different in Balatrodle. Pain for a day.||
I think I have to buy sock and buskin?
||I hate the other category of Balatrodle||
Depending on your deck I say yes long term
Cerulean bell is a bitch
Its eaten like every single run thats had to go through it
It ALWAYS picks the wrong card
Like the single card in my hand i dont need
I like that blind It's much better than other blinds for me
verdant leaf or violet vessel is much worse I think
I think I mainly use flush
Flushes are L tho
I used to, till I realised that sometimes it's easier to get full houses that score more
It's straights for me
Based, do you use abandoned deck?
No
Oh
Idk ik I'm kinda new to the game ngl
Ah okay
I've been playing since June but when I changed my phone I had to change the Google account so now my Balatro is at cero
Wait wth is that pfp 😭
Help
is nana even doing anything with trib triggering before jokers
not enough planets?
Aye so is the main key to getting a high score gunning for multiplyer?
this was the correct move btw
good call
this might be one of my best runs so far, i got an insanely early negative business card, negative golden ticket and blueprint at like ante 2
average idol activity
Holy
by copying golden ticket im getting an average of 500 bucks per round 😭
this is my new pb for money 😭
even if idol picks a random card i got enough money to switch to smth like bloodstone dice
Money
MORE BANANAAAAAAA
I just got two souls in consecutive arcana????
it didn't have to give me the two with the least synergy though
Canio and trib?
No sé cómo explicarlo, pero es muy guapa, tiene una voz maravillosa y es una persona amable y encantadora. A ver si podemos vernos la semana que viene; nos presentó un amigo en común y le doy las gracias todas las noches.
English only
caniiiio and triiiib
Use parei to remove all number cards maybe
if I got DNA and trading it could work well but
Parei would make it op
I honestly don't care; I prefer to write in Spanish because nobody understands me.
hmm
You're gonna get muted
Seriously? I honestly don't care.
r u rly sure abt that, cause i did
Yeah
i mean the fact that you're doing it with some intent or you keep doing it shows you do care on some level but each to their own
js
Lo único que me importa ahora es contar lo que me pasa ahora, simple y claro.

and I still fumbled
"all i care ab is explaining the narrative of whats happening to me rn"
Flushes are mid that's why
Ty
that comic is so good
he died in the mainline canon on that 1
i screenshotted it off a panel
meh, it wasn't because I couldn't get enough score it cos I didn't draw the right hand
I personally like the look of God Emperor Doom a lot
Valid
how to mod balatro?
My theory is that this is a Joker unrelated to the Gros Michel line with its own special expiration effect
I can see a connection being made to plantain chips
Or the fact that Plantains are used as cooking bananas
Maybe if your score surpasses a specific percent it “cooks” the plantain
As in the fire :P
Plantain chips = Poker Chips?
does anyone kow the mod that makes it so you dont see the cards you cant get when you open the deck?
Ye uhh one sec
That’s funny it doesn’t say on the BalatroUni discord
found it its called cartomancer
Yeah I was just gonna say
appreciate you looking for it
No prob!
do you know what this button does
I don’t really see this being possible but Mr.Bones also cares about your score percentage so it could be nice to have more jokers in that niche
This is a quality of life feature for when you have too many jokers and need to see all of them
i want absolutely nothing changed with the gameplay
whats perkecola
Balatro mod that makes Blueprint joker dynamically change texture to the card it's copying - stupxd/Blueprint
This is another great one
thanks bro
There’s also a mod which helps with seed finding but not sure if you’d be interested in that
Yeahhh
might be me but im gonna try it agian sometime
You can also get this timer mod
If you do speedrunning
Or are interested in speedrunning
barely good enough to beat goldstake i dont think im readfy for that
😭
but i am interested in the replay
Here’s a great mod
can i turn off the timer?
Let’s you quickly select cards
No smods required
Also has keybinds for all actions
My recommendation is don’t get any mods that use smods
Steam modded
They can fuck up your gameplay
Bugs and such
There’s a bunch of bugs
It’s no issue but I’d be careful
Some people use a separate save or whatever
I don’t play with mods (yet) so I’m not the most knowledgeable about this stuff sorry
Yup!
Is foil, holographic, and polychrome voucher worth it ante 1 to get?
1 hand size run somehow is good enough to win
As someone who first played Balatro on mobile and wanted to drag on pc this mod was a must
when your day's going like abysmal dogshit but triboulet appears to lighten the mood up on ur first run
gotta love it
baaltro
After 12 hours…I finally win my first ever game. I think I finally understand how this game works now. My god…
I definitely played 6-8 hours not knowing what everything means. But sheeesh. This game is no joke
jesus
atleast you learned the basics now
The game is more reading comprehension based with a slab of luck. I didn’t use the full potential of jokers, that’s the main key. Other than hand, economy, deck, tarot card utilization, etc. — playing raw solitaire and over relying on flushes or ridiculous hands was my issue
I didn’t give up and that’s all that matters. FUCK YEAH!
Reading comprehension based and mathematics* I mean to say. What a game though. What a game
Balatro
how to get the joker role
I’m trying to make crazy decks but it never works out because I don’t get the right jokers and packs, instead I just make flush decks and I feel like thats too easy.
if you have mods does it cancel achievements
i have beaten 2 gold stakes and it didnt give me the achievement
Did localthunk confirm any new jokers in new balatro update
The balatro update is an actual thing?
What do I trade off
Why bloodstone
didnt see the dice mb
get rid of the full right (forgot its name) and deck fix for hearts
Aight
I GOT THAT FAT FUCK YORRICK
Ive only gotten him once and I could never utilixe him
just discard the hell out of your deck
yeah if u get him in ante 7-8 ur doomed
#instaban
yeah nvm hes at x3 rn ily goat
#yorickisthegoat
could've been chicot
hes nto bad
I dont know why chocot is so disrespected
whast does the flint do i forgor
he's a great joker but not a good legendary
Halves base chips and mult
Can someone and me and call me i have Ben realy struggling with beating the game for the first time
Dr Doom knows.
What?
No.
Ok
bro i cant really talk rn but u can add me for when u need help
Ty Iv Ben trying to beat it for a few mouths ans this my first Rogue like
Blind disappeared lol
he’s useless at least 2/3 of the time
objectively not true
elaborate
What deck should I use and what should I go for
he might not always save the run, but 80% of the time he saves u money or hands and stuff like that
its not like youd always lose withouut him
by 2/3 of the time I mean 2/3 of the blinds
he doesn’t help you beat small or big
and most of the time you can play around the boss blind anyway
so in essence he’s just a joker that can occasionally help you in the boss blind
which just sounds like an easier to use loyalty card
and I don’t think many people are gonna say loyalty card is a good joker
like yes it has its use cases but there’s a reason people aren’t happy to see him
as i said, he doesnt revive a lost run
he makes it extremely convenient earning you money, allowing to use any conditional jokers (dna etc) and seals
how do i use the brainstorm mod to find a legendary besides perkeo
even as a value generator he isn’t providing value in the small or big blind
like let’s say for some reason every boss blind you encounter makes it so you can’t use your dna
now you’re giving up an entire joker slot for a third of a joker
AREYOUKIDDINGME
Big balatro? That's awesome
that’s a new kind of screenshot
what are we supposed to be mad about
he’s excited about this joker
is that a brainstorm
that’s my guess
I think so
I dident have enough money
Big brainstorm, even more 👌
@lilac mango do yk why i havent gotten the gold stake achievement ive beaten it 2 times
And yes it is
Ahw man
pls tell me it doesnt count it because i hagve mods
if you just did the “all decks gold stake” achievement, I’m pretty sure completing another run (any deck any stake) should give you the achievement
no
I forget which achievement that bug applies to actually
if you already won another run after that then Idk what the problem is
oh man
Do you have a mod manager? Those usually disable achievements
You should be able to turn them back on though
i do
I use Malverk, and that disables achievements (but you can turn them back on in the settings :))
Does mean you'll need to re-do the run :(
dw i havent beaten every deck on gold stake
Ohh ok
I hope it goes well!!
wait do i have to redo the decks i have beaten on gold stake in order to get completionist
like if i beat red and blue and then do everythigng else with the setting off do i have toredo blue and red
Balatro
If you were playing with a mod manager, I think so? I'm not entirely sure sorry
Balatro
Deadass?

do you guys like my run
I sure do love balatro on my steam deck!
Beautiful
I'd toss out 4 finger and loyalty card personally. Four finger is already kind of antithetical to the half joker, and brainstorm copying half joker is almost x2, but for every hand, which beats loyalty, because if you rely on loyalty you lose the round you don't get it to trigger
edit: sell price of 4 finger is 3 dollars so you would only need to sell that
Hey <@&1133519078540185692> , I just saw this ad on instagram
As far as I can tell, their shirts are not officially licensed, so no proceeds actually go to the game's creator
We aren’t playstack but we can flag it for them. Thanks
how do i
We can send this over to PlayStack reps
that would be nice, thanks
Of course! Thank you for letting us know 🧡
What is the best seed with erratic deck for it to be rigged af
Balatro?
Stone and Marble joker build is OP
7LB2WVPK
Balatro balatrez está jugando a balatro 
Balatro
balatro balatrez
could balatro balatrez perform a frontal lobotomy on me
"surely misprint wouldnt give me +0 mult right?"
Cool?
not a good idea to say that
Hello would anyone like a riddle?
why
Uhhhh?

obv theyre joking (hopefully) but its still a very bad idea to say that
Yeah...
Me
I am a house full of golden liquid, That’s worth has diminished over time. From royals to common folk by time and innovation alone. Guarded by spears and warriors of many. No man had made me, no man has built me, yet my house has stood for years never the same, always similar. But never built by man. What am I
Lmao my best friend is struggling so hard
You got it right away
She’s still stuck on birds
what lmao
I sent this my friend I wanted to if it was user error on what the answer
Some how she got to birds and she couldn’t get away from the birds
I'm jonkling it 🐦⬛
its pretty easy though
she p much just needs to put her thinking cap on
i told someone else this riddle and they guesse gold at first
at 2nd honey and the 3rd guess they got it
baltro 
Tf did I miss?
somebody said they were 12
Insert "we don't do that here" GIF

playing my first plasma deck run and i got a polychrome blueprint on ante 2 how do i scale my score properly so i dont ruin the run quickly lol
yea
got a nice stuntman😛
Why am I so bad at Economy

I'm stuck on black deck blue stake
and I can't get good econ to save my life
ya
Broke it
<@&1133519078540185692>
🔫
😼
👁️ 👁️
showman once again haunts the narrative of balatro 🎩
I want to sincerely apologise to the people of balatro for clowning on the photograph x chad duo
It turns out to be legitimately op
you can just say photochad for convenience /lh
can someone give me tips for plasma deck? i feel like im losing too much, i always try to do half mult half chips since all chips may get me stuck eventually (im on green stake)

Don't go half half
oh, alr
Focus more on chips
And later look for x mult
okay okay
Chips early game then pivot to xmults
Hilariously xmult in plasma deck sometimes is just about as strong as +100 chips
funny enough i got dirvers license early
I dont think you should take it if there is another + chips in the shop
Or econ joker
Driver at early game is a bait
Such a fun way of winning unseeded gold stake:
• buy hologram
• find red seal 9s
• make said card glass
• find DNA and start copying red seal glass 9s
• big number go up
• find brainstorm, copy more nines, bigger hologram
• FIND GLASS JOKER
And you can imagine the rest of the unseeded run
*ps i didn’t reroll once
where’s the cloud 9 at
I wish 😔
You win if you did this
SZ8HE3GN
Man I started playing yesterday and now I had such a good run but lost it cuz I interpret the condition of the boss blind wrong 🥲
Happens
I mean I made it past Ante 8 but it still hurts after all these runs going nowhere 😅
Ik but I like bringing runs to the highest I can
Hi, does anybody knows what mod do « Bean » on youtube (for example) uses, with all the tooltips under the jokers (like idk, 0x2$ under the business card and so on…)
-# ping me to answer plz 🙂
Finally beat orange stake
mfw 2+ oil lamps
<@&1133519078540185692> ?
thank you
if that person was hacked, rip
if that person was a scammer from the very start, good riddance
there are two
Aint no way
cavendish + photo
That distance is 100 meters
Start with all chips, then transition into +Mult and XMult as the run goes on. The transition isn’t always needed on lower stakes because you can beat the ante 8 boss with just chips.
Got my highest ever score today 😄 ended up with shoot the moon, 2 tribs a DNA and hologram (???) and just spammed queens
Never seen letters in a number before
The driver's license joker has expired
Chat am I goated (as the Gen alpha and younger Gen z say)?
Why is your joker order wrong
What's the purpose
Listen dawg I play the game to play the game not to try hard and have my jokers in a specific order
I used ace king queen and jack of spades btw
Huh
7?
Throwback is an x mult joker
Yes
Putting it on the far right (after all the plus mult) means it'll multiply the flat mult
From your flat mult jokers
Oh shit, I never organized my jokers I just kept them how I got 'em
That's just
Basic math I promise you won't have to try very hard fr
Nah you're good
Oh shit thanks dawg that's actually good advice
You're good you're good
Also look for some chips if you don't have many planet levels although
It is white stake
So you'll be fineee
Balatrodle
||Relieved we didn't get a messed up one||
I'm jonkling it 🧌
I recognize the exact picrew you used for that pfp
I want to kiss you (no homo)
I'm a girl it wouldn't be very homo
Gotta say no straight instead or something lol
Bleh I still gotta do black deck golddd
(I've been putting it off because it just doesn't sound fun)
I'm on black deck orange and have binned it off t go play something more fun
I fear Black Deck
It's a reasonable deck up until blue stake
I had a bad feeling -1 discard would amplify that downside even more
+1 jonkler slot is huge
Until it becomes basically impossible to get started to even see jonklers
Okay not basically impossible
Just annoying
It's a very fair downside considering the massive upside..
However..
Yeah the early game gets absolutely fucked in high stakes
And it's a pretty vanilla deck too (aka not much changes about the deck itself) that can be pretty nice
Can anyone give me some tips to unlock stuntman?
please?
I have every deck except erratic
Red sealed glass cards with retriggers. Bonus points if it's on plasma deck.
I'll try that
Play on lower stakes since you will have more time to deck fix and you can freely bin/switch jokers. That achievement doesn't care what stake you are playing on. You want to go crazy with X mults and triggers. Look for blue seals for faster planet upgrades. And play five card hands for more card triggers. I recommend flushes since they are easier.
Unlock all 🔥
absolutely not
black deck gold prob is another form/interpretation of hell
"First shop bad? Reset" simulator
real
Maybe the game will hand me another 4x stencil seed
Maybe
Antimatter for more jokers?
No
Antimatter for more stencil value
this whole thing is a set up
real tho
its just some shi like obelisk or smth 😪
99% of gamblers quit before they get Negative Stencil/Blueprint
Your warm, eternal, rental and negative joker is ready to be served. 🔥
Oh, and useless.
But… temperance value.
I've seen the eternal rental egg before
one time throwback came up, but i only had 3$
i hate rentals and perishables
rentals was what? debuffed after 5 rounds?
or was that perishable?
Perishable is debuff
Rentals cost $3 per round.
Rental is cost 3 dollars
scam
Eternal Rental Egg gains
3 dollars of sell value every round
Costs 3 dollars a round
Cannot be sold
i dont think i got rentals b4 i dont even remember anymore
It's peak comedy
😭
If you are confident that you can win with 4 jokers, perishables on a perishing/consumable joker like Seltzer or Ice Cream is not bad. If it perishes before it is fully consumed, you can easily gold sticker it without worrying it disappears into the void.
They hate you too
Seltzer is just a chip joker in disguise
Unless you have glass cards lol.
oh yeah i saw smth that reminded me of you yesterday
Then Seltzer is awesome.
Then it's chips and x mult
I don't like glass tho so that never happens fr
Glass cards are my fav type of cards on gold stake. I usually prefer X mult cards over X mult jokers if I am not going for Endless. Helped me greatly on my C+ and C++ journey.
Seltzer is just blueprint for every joker in your joker line up if your jokers care about what's played
So S tier
(flawless logic)
I can't deny they're good
I just
Don't like them
Well yeah, Seltzer is usually useless but it saved me once on Ante 8 boss blind so I will never be non-bias against it.
Sellzer
It's really nice early game cause a lot of commons actually care what's played and
Extra chips
balatro
(no dip tho)
real
I mean come on can't have a game about making chips value without dip.
Dip joker next update
lmao
be proud of that…
Dip joker gonna go crazy fr
it could be a spectral card tho
add a random seal?
I mean I've gold staked most decks in the game idk about pro tho
cuz yk dip
?
Hi
Actually okay
I'll take a random seal over like
Most spectrals most of the time
But I won't be happy about it
I got a lucky cat seed out of nowhere.
Do you guys have any naneinf seeds that don't include stuntman?
i have 2x blueprint with that rainbow shiny enchant thing idk the name, on round 1
and a soul
AND dna
random seed
Danm
idk how to play it
like my best is round 34 on white stake
but youd take it 😼
A rare "Turns your chips into mult" could be silly
Perishable of course of course
oh yeah like the polarity switcher in buckshot XD
thats njcee
If you have good planet levels it's good if you don't it's
Whatever
35 mult 4 chips for flush
Should be balanced enough
Not exactly what I meant
oh?
that sounds extremely broken
should be perishable yeah
CASTLE IS SO GOOD WHAT
dip
It is good yes
put trademark on that before it gets stolen
That's why it's both rare and perishable
Tho
Hard to find, and expires
But it's good while you have it
fair fair
I suppose if I was playing checkered it would be good
gotta balance it in a wayy
Win

seeds be like: 

