🎙・server-chat

[short vector]

hey, is there any way to link accounts between two devices

cross progession

that

[calm kestrel]

Hbomb?

You should be playing BTD

[tribal knoll]

lmao

[short vector]

how did bro know I had btd 😭

[calm kestrel]

I don think so but you can simply make an unlocked account that has everything

[round eagle]

I got the gold banana let’s goooo

[short vector]

wait what?

[calm kestrel]

Wait

[short vector]

you can?
plz explain

[calm kestrel]

What if the banana was eternal

Would it just not work properly

[round eagle]

I believe it would not destroy itself yeah

[calm kestrel]

That's funny

[calm kestrel]

I believe it's an option in the new profile screen

[round eagle]

I stand corrected. Gros Michel cannot get the eternal sticker

[calm kestrel]

Darn

[short vector]

thx ^-^

I have like 100h on my phone but wanted to play on my pc T-T

[calm kestrel]

It disables achievements but who cares about achievements

[round eagle]

No perishables can be eternal, nor can Luchador, Invisible, or Mr Bones

[calm kestrel]

Unfortunate

Because it would be funny

[tulip fulcrum]

ts is why i love anaglyph deck

[nocturne sphinx]

on erratic deck as well 🙏

so tuff

[calm kestrel]

Erratic deck more like reset deck

[round eagle]

I had like 8-11 of 3 ranks, but my strongest hand ended up being pair

[delicate phoenix]

yall is it bad that im slowly getting desensitised to ai?

[calm kestrel]

no?

Was nothing wrong with it in the first place just people using it wrong

It's a tool, tools can be misused

[delicate phoenix]

my reaction to that information

[hexed tartan]

Just gonna leave this here 😶

[solemn elm]

yes

[radiant arch]

aw mannnn

[solemn elm]

there has always been something wrong with generative AI

[undone warren]

quick question

when invisible joker creates a copy

does it also copy the progress from the original?

[calm kestrel]

Agree to disagree

[solemn elm]

yes, apart from the progress of other invisible jokers

so you cant have 2 invisible jokers and get infinite money

[solemn elm]

non-consensually scraping every image, book, etc that has ever existed isn't ethical, sorry.

[calm kestrel]

A lot of the things we've dine to advance mankind haven't been ethical

[undone warren]

should I gamble with invisible joker or keep playing safe?

[solemn elm]

and?

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 👘

[calm kestrel]

I'm jus saying you don't need to do anything with that info jus putting it out there

[solemn elm]

you said that there "was nothing wrong with it in the first place".
do you sincerely think that non-consensually scraping every single data point that you can possibly find is not wrong?

[calm kestrel]

Well I mean

I don't exactly believe in copyright

[tribal knoll]

this deck was pretty fun

[calm kestrel]

Sooo

[unkempt pelican]

You think AI will be what advances mankind? AI is simply a tool and that all it will be.

[calm kestrel]

It'll advance it by being a useful tool

That's what I'm saying

"advance" doesn't imply society changing

[unkempt pelican]

I thought you were saying this is it lol

[calm kestrel]

There's a slim possibility of that

Very slim

[idle cloak]

Guys, how do you unlock invisible joker?

[unkempt pelican]

In my mind I believe mankind has only scratch the surface on what it can do

[calm kestrel]

Rn the tech hasn't proven all too impressive outside of the ability to improve productivity (not replace people)

[unkempt pelican]

Win a run with only 4 jokers

[idle cloak]

Oh

Ok, ima go do that

[calm kestrel]

So basically just play painted

Or some

Lol

[unkempt pelican]

Yeah painted deck forces this challenge on you

[idle cloak]

Does selling and buying new ones count?

[unkempt pelican]

Yes as long as you don’t physically have more that 4

[solemn elm]

no, just that your current jokers cant go above 4

[unkempt pelican]

You can swap and sell

[idle cloak]

K

[calm kestrel]

Nah only 4 jokers total

For sure (that would be cruel lol)

[undone warren]

GG!!!!!!

I finally broke free from my lose streak

[calm kestrel]

Most useful stencil joker

[undone warren]

brainstorm: I agree

[tribal knoll]

if only you were negative instead

[solemn elm]

i mean

[tribal knoll]

oh but there's also a mime

[calm kestrel]

Surely you don't need a golden ticket in the face of a blueprint

[deft urchin]

trying to find the mime part 2

part 1

lol what is this seed

ik its basically worthless on this type of run but its funny lol

[hardy girder]

Just found out because I have a server and my friends told me about this discord has added bots to every discord server together info on users these are there IDS:

1153984868804468756

1288638725869535283

1090660574196674713

1104973139257081909

[boreal niche]

confirmed hoax

check your sources

[unkempt pelican]

No way discord collecting info on it users

Who would have thought

[peak smelt]

What up party people. Just got back into playing. How's everyone doing?

[deft urchin]

NAT NEGATIVE REBATE RAHHHHHH

[vast forum]

dang

why is stuntman a rare card?

[deft urchin]

so i did something risky af just because i was about to die

[radiant arch]

chat do i take the guy

[deft urchin]

i took a spectral skip and a +3 hand size next round just because i desperately needed ecto (i was about to die)

[radiant arch]

you really should balance your retriggers and barons

[deft urchin]

baron is 4 retriggers is 3

@radiant arch

[deft urchin]

also no bruh

[calm kestrel]

Idk

It's legit only good for plasma lol

[deft urchin]

that as an eternal is rarely worth and i cant tell if it is cause i dont see the jokers

[deft urchin]

its best on plasma but its not good only on it

[solemn elm]

lobotomy is meta, stuntman fits very well in lobotomy

[calm kestrel]

It's usable on other decks

[solemn elm]

its quite good on other decks

[calm kestrel]

It's just not great

[lunar sail]

yo does anyone have a really good seed for multiplayer i am trying to troll a friend

[solemn elm]

chips jokers are rarer than mult jokers, and chips is generally what lobotomy builds struggle with

[vast forum]

well I finally pulled it and finished my collection

[calm kestrel]

You don't really need a lot of chips with good mult and x mult

[solemn elm]

that doesn't really apply in actual runs though.
sure, if you could get enough mult and xmult to not need a chips source then it would, but most runs can't be that picky about where your score comes from.

[calm kestrel]

-2 hand size is a major downside for such a miniscule upside in comparison

[calm kestrel]

The downside is what does it in really

[solemn elm]

+250 chips is equivalent to ~16 mercuries

[deft urchin]

you need good chip jokers until your hand level has a decent amount of chips

[calm kestrel]

Two pair is a better hand anyways

[solemn elm]

it absolutely isnt, not for ante 8 gold stake

[calm kestrel]

Two pair has pair and two pair synergy jokers online

[solemn elm]

it only scales 5 chips faster and is at least twice as difficult to make

[calm kestrel]

It's a very easy hand to make tho

And you get more chips from the cards played too

[deft urchin]

two pair is technically a better hand in terms of levels but youre less reliably going to hit it

[calm kestrel]

It's very easy to make

[solemn elm]

so is pair, and the advantages that two pair has over pair aren't enough to push two pair into the meta above pairs.

[calm kestrel]

Unless you're not deck fixing at all

You can hit two pair

Very reliability

[deft urchin]

still less reliably than one pair

[solemn elm]

you will be drawing two pair at least half as often as youre drawing pairs

[calm kestrel]

Two pair still has access to both

Pair jokers

And two pair

[solemn elm]

a minimum of 2x drop in consistency for 5 chips of scaling and a few jokers

[calm kestrel]

Jokers

[deft urchin]

so your entire idea with two pair is that the joker selection is better

or more vast

[calm kestrel]

Most of my runs end up being 5 card hands I don't think 2 pair is a concern

[deft urchin]

why are you glazing two pair then 😭

[solemn elm]

are you playing at gold stake?

[calm kestrel]

Yes

[dry wasp]

fun fact: q

[solemn elm]

I believe you lose at least 90% of your runs or youre lying that "most of my runs end up being 5 card hands"

[calm kestrel]

I tend to go for like full house

Or 4 of a kind

It has a lot of joker access

[solemn elm]

full house is one of the worst 5 card hands to go for.
it scales only 5 chips faster than venus with a significant drop in consistency and not a lot of additional synergy relative to the consistency loss

[calm kestrel]

I don't waste my time hard enough for two pair not to be a consistent hit

[solemn elm]

"waste my time hard enough"?

[calm kestrel]

I actually fix my deck

Apparently you guys don't

[solemn elm]

you dont need deckfixing for two pair, also that doesnt change the math of two pair being at least half as consistent as pair

[calm kestrel]

High card is more consistent

Has higher potential

Always build high card

[pallid night]

decks depends on which jokers you get fr fr

[calm kestrel]

Sure pair is maybe more consistent but you have less jokers available to you

Every good joker you have access to counts in gold

[solemn elm]

it has way worse joker synergy than pair (i.e duo, seeing double, and pair only has a little bit worse draw odds (100% vs ~93%) than high card.

[calm kestrel]

Two pair has way better joker synergy than pair

[solemn elm]

theres only really one good joker that two pair opens you up to and that's spare trousers

[calm kestrel]

It can use both pair jokers

And two pair jokers

[solemn elm]

im done arguing with you if youre using cyclical arguments

[calm kestrel]

Nah I'm just not raising more points than I need to

[deft urchin]

kill the hook

[calm kestrel]

Play how you want ig

Two pair just builds into other things better

[solemn elm]

"play how you want" we're arguing about which is better, not which is more fun or which you prefer.

[calm kestrel]

You can play worse if you want

That ain't my domain

[solemn elm]

you cannot ragebait me

[calm kestrel]

Ain't trying to you're the one who used the word better

Okay fine.

Two pair plays more cards.

Many jokers want you to play more cards.. so no Spare Trousers isn't the only good joker it opens

[vast forum]

How cooked am i?

[deft urchin]

ngl this failure and C++ respectively rn

[calm kestrel]

It opens bloodstone it opens other stuff

[deft urchin]

ngl youre in the oven rn

jk pop the joker pack find some mult bro

[calm kestrel]

Sure it may not scale much in comparison but it's only a hand above that's to be expected

[tardy yarrow]

[calm kestrel]

It is only a minor increase but the joker selection means something

[vast forum]

I'm a looking

I'm a looking

[calm kestrel]

You get jokers that want more cards on the table that pair simply can't take advantage of

And sure it's very slightly less consistent but we're talking about the easiest hands to hit in the game

You'll live

[deft urchin]

youre so hooked onto glazing two pair its insane theyre not even here anymore 😭

[calm kestrel]

They wanted a better argument

I'm providing

[deft urchin]

the facts are youre simply going to find pair a lot more often than two pair, joker selection means nothing if you dont find your hand often enough

[calm kestrel]

These are the most consistent hands in the game (high card, pair, two pair)

It's a very marginal difference

[calm kestrel]

And with even a tiny bit of deck fixing at all? You'll find it quite easily

[deft urchin]

you cant say marginal difference while not showing a difference at all 😭

[vast forum]

fr though

why does Stuntman show up more commonly than common cards

[calm kestrel]

Maybe if you weren't wasting your time with stuntman you'd find other hands easier

[strange zinc]

i wanted a fun balatro run and got this to start with

[calm kestrel]

Just saying

[strange zinc]

ghost deck

[deft urchin]

try not to take a stupid argument seriously challenge

[deft urchin]

lol thats crazy

[calm kestrel]

Alright. I'm passing the challenge rn

[strange zinc]

yeah i got an ankh in the shop

[strange zinc]

want the seed?

[deft urchin]

nah im good

[strange zinc]

k

[deft urchin]

cool tho

[calm kestrel]

I do not honestly care too much. Like legit I wasn't doing anything but repeating arguments till they asked for a better one

[deft urchin]

"i actually dont care too much, ive only been talking about it for the past 30 minutes" bruh lol

im done

[calm kestrel]

Oh has it been 30? I've been doing other stuff on the side

Didn't realize

[mellow raven]

s.o.s.

[strange zinc]

im really loving this seed

[calm kestrel]

Pause

[strange zinc]

what

at the beginning, this is ghost deck, there was an ankh and a cartomancer

cartomancer was in a buffoon pack

but why pause

deck fixing has also been nice

[pastel imp]

Someone can tell me if i buy balatro phisical copy to my console,the progress from my digital copy will go to the phisical copy too?

[strange zinc]

idk

this happens sometimes

[tardy yarrow]

jeez thats unlucky

[strange zinc]

yeah its happened twice now

but i can still win in one hand

with that that i have selected

[tardy yarrow]

I kinda wanna do c++ again to unwash myself but the sheer thought of doing BkDGS again is making me nauseous

[strange zinc]

?

[tardy yarrow]

black deck gold stake

[strange zinc]

i just checked and third time in a row what are the odds

[strange zinc]

i was failing so much on black deck green stake how do you do gold stake

[tardy yarrow]

Prayer

[strange zinc]

what do i do

nv

killed it

[solemn elm]

no

wait

if you mean that both copies would be for the same console then yes, but for different platforms no.

[strange zinc]

i kinda wanna

[tribal knoll]

worth it if you ask me

no don't

[strange zinc]

i already won

amber acorn so it didnt matter

[pale bronze]

how can i sleep chat

[strange zinc]

uh

what type of sleep

theres a few

ways

[pale bronze]

i am playing balatro for 5hrs straight

[pale bronze]

idk the good one

[strange zinc]

turn off your device and suffocate your self till you blackout

[pale bronze]

damn bro

[pastel imp]

The same console,i have on my ps5 because of the ps plus and want the phisical version
Thanks for telling me

[strange zinc]

or just lie in bed

[pale bronze]

idk if suicide is the way to go

[strange zinc]

and wait with eyes closed

[pale bronze]

i cant

[strange zinc]

i didnt says suicide

[pale bronze]

i hear the balatro song 24/7

[strange zinc]

if you deprive yourself from air for long enough you can blackout

but not die

[pale bronze]

its the voices

[strange zinc]

its quicker

[pale bronze]

what about chloroform

[tardy yarrow]

awesome

[strange zinc]

you know i hear sounds a lot and i never know if they actually happen or my brain is making it

[strange zinc]

takes longer because you would have to get some

[pale bronze]

not awesome dude, i gotta go to work in 2 hrs

[strange zinc]

damn

[tardy yarrow]

nvm not awesome

[strange zinc]

what time is it for you?

[pale bronze]

2:35

[strange zinc]

dang

8 36 pm for me

i got school tomorrow

[pale bronze]

damn

wouldnt want that tbh

[strange zinc]

im in highschool, its so boring

[pale bronze]

nah

[tardy yarrow]

im on college break rn

[pale bronze]

highschool is the peak of your life

[strange zinc]

not for me

[pale bronze]

based

[pale bronze]

it will be

trust

[strange zinc]

only thing i do outside of school is work and video games

and we been trying to go skiing but weathers been bad for driving up the mountain

[pale bronze]

damn

[strange zinc]

im bored anyone got any good video playthroughs by like matpat or markiplier

[solemn elm]

my life has only gotten better since finishing highschool so this doesnt apply universally

[strange zinc]

hmm

i dont know what to even do

[agile pawn]

not for me

[pale bronze]

how

[strange zinc]

it has to get better

[pale bronze]

watch scott the woz

[strange zinc]

?

[pale bronze]

just look it up on yt

[agile pawn]

probably not the place to explain

[pale bronze]

lmao

[strange zinc]

its not peak of my life last year we moved to new york for the first year of my highschool and my parents are getting divorced then we go back to vermont and its just bad at least i have good grades though

[pale bronze]

at least the good grades

[strange zinc]

at least

[pale bronze]

youll pull through

believe

[strange zinc]

also while in new york last year while in school we were bouncing between hotels and my mom didnt have a job so we were slowly getting closer to being homeless

[agile pawn]

way too personal

[barren geyser]

I cannot play balatro i'll spend a week in my grandmas house

[strange zinc]

get it on phone

[pale bronze]

real

[barren geyser]

But then my save😔

[agile pawn]

get a steam deck

[strange zinc]

expensive

[pale bronze]

top notch advice

[pale bronze]

get it second hand

[strange zinc]

i think im going to get the steam machine when it comes out

cause i have a laptop its great with everything but it loves to overheat

it was free

[barren geyser]

Steam machine seems pretty nice

[pale bronze]

if you think the steam deck is expensive, i dont think so

[strange zinc]

ive been saving up, i got a job

[barren geyser]

I wanted a gaming pc, that would be nice

[strange zinc]

i have 5k now saved up in 6months

[barren geyser]

Nice

[pale bronze]

the. base model should be around 750$

[strange zinc]

its great my laptop has 64 gb of ram and a bunch of other cool stuff

[agile pawn]

my main laptop has 24 gb of ram

[pale bronze]

that much ram is worth a whole house rn

[barren geyser]

That's nice

[strange zinc]

im planning on getting the 2 terabyte because i have 1 terabyte on mine and already i have 100 gb left

[barren geyser]

Honestly i just wanted to play some fire fnaf fangames i cant play on my phone💔

[pale bronze]

hm

get a normal pc ong

[strange zinc]

should we move to the off topic chat?

or does it not matter

[pale bronze]

dont see a reason rn

[barren geyser]

I mean, it says "server chat" not "balatro chat"

[strange zinc]

yeah i guess

[pale bronze]

yea

[agile pawn]

i got a thinkpad t14 gen 1 for $200

so good

[strange zinc]

no idea what that means

[agile pawn]

laptop

[strange zinc]

i have a dell

laptop

it has intel core i9

whatever that is

[pale bronze]

which one though

[strange zinc]

what you mean

[pale bronze]

good deal

[barren geyser]

The only thing that is close to a pc that i have is a crappy laptop that can barely run web games😔

[strange zinc]

i got mine for free cause my dads friend gave it to me

[agile pawn]

best part is that it came with a battery at 91% health along with the charger

[pale bronze]

like a 10900 or 11800 or what

[tardy yarrow]

i have it on phone

[strange zinc]

whats that mean, i dont know like anything about really anything except for a bit of fnaf and algebra

[pale bronze]

bruh

[barren geyser]

I have too but i wouldnt have all my nice unlocks

[tardy yarrow]

chop chop get to unlocking

[strange zinc]

im sorry but like what

[barren geyser]

But why would i invest 100 hours in balatro just so i have the same unlocks that i have on my playstation?😔

[pale bronze]

the whole model number

of the cpu

[strange zinc]

where can i find that in my computer

[pale bronze]

it determines how old and how performant it is

[tardy yarrow]

because BALATRO is FUN

[agile pawn]

main laptop specs

[barren geyser]

I wish you could, like, sync your account on various devices

[pale bronze]

taskmanager

[strange zinc]

ok

[pale bronze]

damn

[barren geyser]

Ok that's fair let me download it

[pale bronze]

someones using nixos?

[strange zinc]

wait can i just get a list somehow of my laptop specs by like a scan?

[pale bronze]

thats a rare find

[pale bronze]

yeah

[strange zinc]

how

[pale bronze]

cpuz

[strange zinc]

?

[pale bronze]

download it

[strange zinc]

?

[pale bronze]

and then you can see everything

[strange zinc]

where do i find it

[pale bronze]

on the internet

[strange zinc]

ok

[pale bronze]

lol

[agile pawn]

i use arch everywhere else as of now i've just been trying it out on this laptop

[pale bronze]

damn

kinda rare to see a nixos user

[strange zinc]

found it

[pale bronze]

i cannot really add to this laptop debate, because i just have the M4 macbook air

[strange zinc]

i use a macbook in my graphic design class and i love windows a lot more\

[pale bronze]

not that good of a cpu these days. interesting to have it with so much ram

[pale bronze]

i guess

[strange zinc]

what does ram do?

[pale bronze]

i like macos for everything thats not gaming

[strange zinc]

for the computer

[strange zinc]

that i can agree with mostly

[agile pawn]

it's temporary storage for programs to store data in

[calm kestrel]

I got a perfect 2 pair build fr

Won a gold stake

[strange zinc]

nice

i have only won a gold stake once

checkered deck

[calm kestrel]

2 pair sucks of course

[pale bronze]

its a buffer for the information being processed by the cpu or the data prepairing to be stored on a drive

[strange zinc]

ok

[pale bronze]

balatro is the only game i play on macos

[strange zinc]

how would you rate 6gb of graphics cards cause i dont know

[calm kestrel]

Me when every straight is a straight flush

[strange zinc]

peak

[pale bronze]

thats just the vram

[strange zinc]

?

i wish i knew stuff

[calm kestrel]

Virtual Ram I believe is what that goes to

[agile pawn]

no it's video ram

[pale bronze]

nah

[calm kestrel]

All you need to know is it's

What the graphics cards use

[pale bronze]

its like ram but for the gpu

[calm kestrel]

It doesn't matter what it is

[strange zinc]

ok

is that good?

[calm kestrel]

What 6gb?

[agile pawn]

vram is pretty important to know if you wish to play more graphically demanding games

[calm kestrel]

Do you mostly play indies orrr

[agile pawn]

6 gb of vram is okay

[pale bronze]

depends

[strange zinc]

let me take a picture of my steam library

[pale bronze]

i mean it really does ddepend on which gpu you have

[calm kestrel]

6gb should handle like lower end and middle range games fine enough

[strange zinc]

is there a way to make the games appear not in a full picdture just name

[calm kestrel]

It's not gonna take on anything from Shitty Engine 5 tho

[strange zinc]

my computer stores heat reallly well so i lag a lot

first bit of games

next bit

[agile pawn]

i'm still rocking an rtx 3070 with 8 gb of vram

[strange zinc]

last bit of games

[calm kestrel]

That

Sounds like a problem

[strange zinc]

those are the games i play

[calm kestrel]

Uh

It should not

Be getting hot

[strange zinc]

its kinda all over the place and some are wayyyyyyyyy more laggy than others

[strange zinc]

wanna know how hot i have ssen it get in task manager

[calm kestrel]

Sooo mostly idie

Yeah 6 is fine

[strange zinc]

95 celsius

[calm kestrel]

....

[strange zinc]

almost boiling

and thats with me having only open one game

[pale bronze]

kinda not fine

[calm kestrel]

Do you like

Not

Have a fan in there

[pale bronze]

lol

[strange zinc]

i have a few fans and a whole base under it with 3 more fans

[pale bronze]

if he didnt, it would be at about 120

[strange zinc]

its just really goood at storing heat

[pale bronze]

in 5seconds

[calm kestrel]

... Is... The vent being covered?

[strange zinc]

by more fans

[pale bronze]

dude, its just laptop stuff

[strange zinc]

on the outside

[pale bronze]

thats how it is

[strange zinc]

yeah

[calm kestrel]

Oh it's a laptop?

[strange zinc]

laptops just run hot

yes

[pale bronze]

bruh

[strange zinc]

i have said this several times

[calm kestrel]

... Please consider a cooling pad

[strange zinc]

what sthat

[pale bronze]

does nothing btw

[strange zinc]

would it help

[calm kestrel]

They do

They do do something

[strange zinc]

how much do they help

[pale bronze]

idk man, it helps by 2 degrees celsius MAX

[strange zinc]

oh

im definately getting the steam machine

[pale bronze]

get a normal pc please

[strange zinc]

i need something that wont over heat while playing roblox

[strange zinc]

why

[calm kestrel]

I have no idea how much that is but I've never had this problem

[strange zinc]

i want the steam machine

[pale bronze]

better

[strange zinc]

it seems good

[pale bronze]

blud uses the useless units

[strange zinc]

i have been looking at it for the past 3 months

and i want it

[calm kestrel]

To me it seemed expensive for what it is but eh idk

Maybe

I kinda just

Take my laptop with me places

Haven't needed something like that

[strange zinc]

also did you see this message i sent

[pale bronze]

whyyy

[strange zinc]

cause it would be an easy solution to so many problems with my laptop

like so many things just dont work like prgrams just cause\

[calm kestrel]

Actually

Since we have more numbers in our temperature system

It's much easier to get more accurate temps without using decimals

However

Every other unit we got is shit

[pale bronze]

yeas

kinda

[strange zinc]

metric system is good scientifically

[pale bronze]

but the usa is the only one who uses them

[strange zinc]

but imperial is better for just day to day life

it makes more sense to me

[pale bronze]

howww

[calm kestrel]

Fahrenheit is the only one that's actively better

[strange zinc]

i can actually make correlations to most things

[calm kestrel]

The rest are directly worse

[pale bronze]

how though

[strange zinc]

but it also helps i have uysed the imperial system my whole life

it is

[pale bronze]

in which way

[calm kestrel]

More numbers. More accurate temperature.

[strange zinc]

it just feels easier to think i dont know its just easier to understand

[pale bronze]

do you knwo that the decimal system exists

[calm kestrel]

It's why Kelvin is used in science. It has even more than fahrenheit

[strange zinc]

i dont know

[pale bronze]

broooooooo

celsius is just kelvin

[calm kestrel]

Oh it's just a lovely 45.3 degrees today

Like do you realize

[strange zinc]

question for you what is the lowest temperatures you have seen where you live and make sure to say celsiuis or farenheit

[calm kestrel]

How ass that sounds

[strange zinc]

we dont say the decimal

we dont go by exect tiniest things

[calm kestrel]

So

Not accurate

[strange zinc]

just 45 degrees

[pale bronze]

brooooo

[calm kestrel]

You drop important information

[pale bronze]

how are you not understanding

[calm kestrel]

Nice

[strange zinc]

important you cant even tell a .3 difference

[calm kestrel]

Because dropping the decimal there can be lowering or raising the temperature by several degrees

[strange zinc]

one degree not sveral, do you know how math works?

[pale bronze]

so, by your own definition, kelvin is more accurate than celsius?

[strange zinc]

yes

[calm kestrel]

It's more accurate than even fahrenheit

[pale bronze]

how

[calm kestrel]

Again, it expresses more numbers without the need for rounding

[strange zinc]

i do have a question though what is the lowest temperature you have experienced just being outside in, just curioes and include like farenheit or celsius

[calm kestrel]

It's also set at 0 being absolute 0

[strange zinc]

you dont round you just ditch the decimal

so 45.7 is now 45

at least thats what i do

[pale bronze]

and again, celsius is the same scale as kelvin

[calm kestrel]

-40. Which is -40 in both Celsius and Fahrenheit, it's the convergence point

[calm kestrel]

It's not at all

[strange zinc]

yeah same

its the coldest i have existed in in vermont

[pale bronze]

wdym bro

[calm kestrel]

Celsius doesn't have 0 at absolute 0

Kelvin does

[strange zinc]

do you know what scale is?

it would be how much is between 1 and 2

[pale bronze]

but its the same scale, just different start points

[calm kestrel]

Absolute zero is the temperature at which all atoms cease to move

[strange zinc]

not where it starts

[pale bronze]

brooooo 😭

[strange zinc]

scale is not where it startrs

oh my god

[pale bronze]

this is the american education system at work

[strange zinc]

no its not

[calm kestrel]

I don't think it uses the same equation

[pale bronze]

IT DOEEES

[strange zinc]

i have an american education that guy doesnt

[calm kestrel]

To derive temps

[strange zinc]

are you like 8

im gonna watch fir play mario party now

[calm kestrel]

I'll look it up rn perhaps I'm wrong

[strange zinc]

i wasnt arguing what he scale of each is but scale is not where something starts at 0

[pale bronze]

yes

[pale bronze]

you are wrong though

[calm kestrel]

Okay it does use the same increments nevermind

[pale bronze]

BROTHER

[strange zinc]

same scale

[pale bronze]

damn

finally he gets it

[strange zinc]

just different start points

[calm kestrel]

Still cutting the negative does make things more clean at least

[strange zinc]

it does

[calm kestrel]

I thought it wasn't mb

[pale bronze]

when do you need to use the temperature of 10K day to day

[strange zinc]

nv i thought you said doesnt

[strange zinc]

right now

[pale bronze]

bruh

[strange zinc]

i am sweating in my room in the middle of winter

[calm kestrel]

I'm not saying it's good for day to day

[strange zinc]

i am so hot

ima watch my youtube now

bye bye

also wanna see my cat?

[calm kestrel]

Fahrenheit is the best for day to day

Because people can actually feel differences between the increments Celsius uses actually

So yes you can feel a difference it's just relatively minor

[strange zinc]

huh

[pale bronze]

fahrenheit has a stupid scale and starting point bro

[strange zinc]

bye bye also my profile pic is my cat

[calm kestrel]

We have

A very good ability to detect temperature differences

[pale bronze]

celsius actually make sense

[calm kestrel]

However it's not the besttt in the animal kingdom

I believe that would go to spiders

[pale bronze]

celsius is 0 for water freezing and 100 for water boiling

[calm kestrel]

It scales based on differences people can actually feel

I'm not saying it starts at the right place

But Celsius has increments that jump very noticable temp changes and needs to round so loses that info

[pale bronze]

fahrenheit is 32 and 212

thats just stupid

[calm kestrel]

It is

The points it is based on are dumb

The increments are good

[pale bronze]

if you want to be precise, just say the decimal numbers

[calm kestrel]

Do you think

I'ma be talking to my friend right

And tell them it's 20.6 degrees

[pale bronze]

you dont need to be precise tho

when using day to day

[calm kestrel]

You can feel temperature changes Between the increments tho

Like in between two different whole numbers

[pale bronze]

nope

[calm kestrel]

Our ability to detect temperature changes is that good

It's just minor

[pale bronze]

you wouldnt feel them bro

[calm kestrel]

Mk

[pale bronze]

you can feel them only at different points

[fringe fox]

what balatro character would u bang?

[pale bronze]

insane convo breaker

[fringe fox]

answer first, question later

[pale bronze]

ok

[calm kestrel]

.1 to 1 degree

That's the level of temperature change, in Celsius, it takes to detect a difference. This depends on certain factors like humidity and whatnot

[fringe fox]

are we fr arguin temperature? are we that deadass?

[calm kestrel]

I'm bored

Lmao

[fringe fox]

why

because im omega

[calm kestrel]

I'm

Just bored

[pale bronze]

not really

[fringe fox]

hi just bored, im omega again

[calm kestrel]

Look it up

Go ahead

[pale bronze]

this is a really deep talk though

[fringe fox]

would u let her talk u like that jan?

[calm kestrel]

Her*

Rude smh

[pale bronze]

no

[fringe fox]

i cant read minds dawg give me a break

[pale bronze]

how was bro supposed to know that

[calm kestrel]

Yes you can

Do better

[fringe fox]

oh ye i forgot

thank u Unidentified×ø×Failure

[calm kestrel]

Honestly I'm just fucking with them ngl

[pale bronze]

damn

[fringe fox]

jeez dawg at least invite me to dinner

[pale bronze]

dayumn

bro got that rizz

[calm kestrel]

I'm too broke for dinner mb

[fringe fox]

do better then

steal jan money or smn

[pale bronze]

is this a good time to say im rich?

[fringe fox]

ye

[calm kestrel]

Ah okay let me just book a flight with the money I don't have

[pale bronze]

ok

im rich

dont think it worked

[fringe fox]

do like mexicans and climb a wall to the ocean atlantic

and then US

[pale bronze]

what

bruh

[fringe fox]

dont think it too much

[calm kestrel]

I mean

They ain't wrong

There's videos

[pale bronze]

i think it so much

i think it everyday

[calm kestrel]

Of people climbing our border wall

[fringe fox]

because u are rich and have no real problems to think with

[calm kestrel]

From Mecico

So they ain't wrong

[pale bronze]

diabolical typo

[calm kestrel]

Mecico

[fringe fox]

this girl undertands me

[pale bronze]

i have problems

many problems

[fringe fox]

sure...

[pale bronze]

believe me

[fringe fox]

sure

[pale bronze]

i would rather be a normal everyday guy

[calm kestrel]

Rich people get very special kinds of problems to deal with

Actually

[fringe fox]

i wish rich like u so dont have real problems

[pale bronze]

like?

[fringe fox]

nerd

[calm kestrel]

Increased theft risk

A higher chance to be murdered

[pale bronze]

can you type normally

[calm kestrel]

But on the bright side

[pale bronze]

dont care about that bro

[fringe fox]

wdym y type normally

[calm kestrel]

You're not gonna worry about money

Pretty big upside

[pale bronze]

ok

[calm kestrel]

And tbh if I'm gonna be murdered I'd rather die rich

[pale bronze]

let me tell you my struggles

[fringe fox]

whats the point of gettin robbed if u have money anyway

[fringe fox]

savin these to fap sessions

[livid swan]

Same 🥀

[calm kestrel]

Would fr

[pale bronze]

I do not have friends that like me for me, my family hates me, i am lonely every day..

[fringe fox]

BOOOOOOOORIN

[calm kestrel]

I'm kidding I'm kidding

[pale bronze]

does that sound good to you?

[pale bronze]

damn bro

ok

[fringe fox]

honestly i suffer from that too and im poor

so whats ur point

[pale bronze]

sure

[calm kestrel]

I think that's called depression

I have it too

[fringe fox]

me too

[pale bronze]

but you do have like one friend or more

[fringe fox]

i even have to buy pills

[pale bronze]

i have none

[fringe fox]

me neither

[calm kestrel]

I don't know

[pale bronze]

thats a solution i took

[fringe fox]

but friends dont matter dawg, life is what matter

[calm kestrel]

I don't buy pills

I smoke weed

Same effect

[fringe fox]

and life is full of nice people, so dw about it

[fringe fox]

my gosh me too

[pale bronze]

i attempted ||suicide|| twice

[fringe fox]

ok we are carryin away

[calm kestrel]

Three times

Actually

[pale bronze]

not fun bro

[calm kestrel]

Legitimately

[fringe fox]

i think we are talkin about smn that we shouldnt talk here

[calm kestrel]

I'm still here it didn't work

[fringe fox]

so lets chill

[pale bronze]

idk man

[fringe fox]

i have therapist, i talk about my suicides with her not with balatro server users

[pale bronze]

i dont have a therapist

[calm kestrel]

I don't do therapy

Too expensive

I can just talk to people online

[pale bronze]

i think it shows

[fringe fox]

buy one

[pale bronze]

real

[pale bronze]

waste of money

[calm kestrel]

It really is

[fringe fox]

dude u are rich

[calm kestrel]

Like they never do anything a close friend couldn't

Like legit

[pale bronze]

see, she gets it

[fringe fox]

friends are not therapist, friends listen not help

[pale bronze]

yeah, but you gotta get one

[calm kestrel]

Yeah but they do tho

All therapists do is the same damn shit

[fringe fox]

it seems like they do but it takes a long road to actually works

[calm kestrel]

As a friend would

[fringe fox]

therapist is more ez

and faster

[calm kestrel]

Well I've tried it and it didn't do shit

[pale bronze]

use chatgpt at that point

[calm kestrel]

And it costed a lot of money

[fringe fox]

because u need to find one that match, just like a friend match u

[calm kestrel]

I can do this shit for free

I ain't paying someone a ridiculous amount to talk

[fringe fox]

at least its a solution dawg

[calm kestrel]

Hell nah

You wanna get paid for talking?

Fine

But it ain't gonna be my money

[fringe fox]

its not exactly talkin

[pale bronze]

real

[calm kestrel]

It is tho they just say empty shit

[pale bronze]

fakt

[fringe fox]

if u say so

[pale bronze]

možná

[solar anchor]

Can someone helpo me with my run really quick?

[calm kestrel]

I could get licensed for this shit like

[pale bronze]

not a good time rn bro

[calm kestrel]

They just say words

[pale bronze]

chose the chat at the worse time

[calm kestrel]

Play high card until you lose

That's a good idea

[pale bronze]

lmao

[fringe fox]

looks who is the rude one now

[pale bronze]

fr bro, learn how to type 😭

[calm kestrel]

Hey I've seen someone play high card until Ante 39

So

[fringe fox]

wdym dawg in tipin just fin

[calm kestrel]

Yaknow

I believe in them

[pale bronze]

no, your typing is on life support

[calm kestrel]

My typing is always ass

I have motor issues

Lol

[pale bronze]

yours is sooo much better than his

[fringe fox]

i saw its fine wdyn

[calm kestrel]

Does he have motor issues

[fringe fox]

she*

[calm kestrel]

I'm going to strangle you

[pale bronze]

the uno reverse

[fringe fox]

thats kinda hot actually

[pale bronze]

broooo

[calm kestrel]

... I agree

You strangle me afterwards

[pale bronze]

damn

[fringe fox]

sure

[calm kestrel]

Bettt

[fringe fox]

bet

[pale bronze]

ok if we are there, i agree too

ig

[calm kestrel]

Ah hell yeah polycule

[fringe fox]

threesome hell yeah

[calm kestrel]

W

[pale bronze]

w chat

[fringe fox]

but ye i have motor issues

im autistic so make sense

[calm kestrel]

I am

Also

A tistic

[pale bronze]

acoustic?

hell yeah

[fringe fox]

u are also a statistic?

[pale bronze]

who isnt

[calm kestrel]

I'm a guitar yeah

[pale bronze]

real

[calm kestrel]

That sounds like a threat

[fringe fox]

it is

[pale bronze]

Right?

oh.

[fringe fox]

dw about it

for now

[calm kestrel]

She's gonna kill me in my sleep

[fringe fox]

not yet

we gonna do the threesome first

[pale bronze]

damn

[calm kestrel]

That's harsh

We had potential

[pale bronze]

when

[calm kestrel]

Coulda taken this run endless

[tribal knoll]

this is the first thing i read

when seeing the channel

[calm kestrel]

Yes

[pale bronze]

w

[fringe fox]

cool isnt?

[pale bronze]

W's in the chat, chat

[fringe fox]

mf thinks he is ishowmeat

[pale bronze]

naaah

[fringe fox]

u need to show us ur meat first

am i right chat?

[calm kestrel]

I might

Hardroll

Some erratic deck

Till I get a lot of kings or something

[fringe fox]

erratic deck is ass

[pale bronze]

which deck is the one that balances itself out?

[calm kestrel]

It's really good 1% of the tkme

[pale bronze]

i forgor

[calm kestrel]

Plasma

[tribal knoll]

plasma

[pale bronze]

yeaaaaah

[fringe fox]

golden deck

[pale bronze]

thats the best one

[tribal knoll]

but don't play it on gold stake

[calm kestrel]

Plasma is op

[fringe fox]

oh ye plasma deck

[tribal knoll]

plasma deck is so fucking unenjoyable on gold stake

[pale bronze]

how

[fringe fox]

plasma deck is so overrated

[pale bronze]

i beat gold with it

[calm kestrel]

It's the easiest gold stake bruh

[pale bronze]

you are overrated

[fringe fox]

as a person or in bed?

[pale bronze]

damn

[tribal knoll]

easiest gold for me was painted or magic prolly

plasma was by far hardest

[pale bronze]

we gotta try first

[fringe fox]

mine was golden deck

[calm kestrel]

Yellow is easy fr

It's just

A regular deck

But you get 10 dollars

Faster interest scaling

[pale bronze]

yeah

i love the checkered deck tho

[fringe fox]

nah i just play high card until i win

[hot vortex]

4 stone every single round stone joker gets insane value cause i can use blueprint to double it and ice joker gets more mult with each stone card

[tame mango]

Mult?

[pale bronze]

i feel like dna is kinda bad

it was always useless for me

[hot vortex]

none

plasma deck

I mean i probably still needed mult

But whatever

[fast ivy]

Help

My deck is glass

[tame mango]

Then that’s fine

[calm kestrel]

The thing is oops is perfect here hold on

You can make 3 copies of a card per round...

Oh this is endless

[tribal knoll]

maybe sell the chad in this case

or do nothing

thats what i would do idk if thats the play

[rain moat]

Hi guys

[tepid tulip]

How do you get brainstorm in the first place?

Im on orange stage rn and have not seen it at all

If that’s an issue please let me know

I’m so stuck on orange stage I need everything

[native tusk]

this is the correct way to play

[vast forum]

Nothing's worse than selling Campfire

only to roll Astronomer

[flint copper]

Have you ever had explosive diarrhea

[soft topaz]

Discard an royal flush

So like arm it on your hand and then discard it

[tepid tulip]

I see

Thank you

[soft topaz]

you dont have to win or anything else its just that

Welcome

[ancient cairn]

looks satisfying

bro thinks hes a king

oh shoot wrong chat

[tropic schooner]

[bitter juniper]

joker idea:
ITS BLUE BRO ITS BLUE
…………………..YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(hidden) +$50 +100 aura for every club card played and scored at the end of round -10 aura and -$5 for every other suit played and scored that isn’t a club suit. +$2000 +1,000,000 aura if you play a blue color card.

[tepid tulip]

FINALLY BEAT orange stake

[tepid tulip]

Fire

[livid swan]

Aw man

[lilac mango]

this is funny

[umbral stone]

could you give me some tips? I'm still feeling kind of bad at the game

[bitter juniper]

fire

[lavish ingot]

i suck so bad at gambling i have gros michel and cavendish and cavendish broke first 💔

[flint copper]

Literally impossible what

You can’t even have both at once

[deft urchin]

bro said this and left

[alpine plinth]

If you ankh a gros michel and have only one break you can get a cavendish

[limber steppe]

should i remove throwback for this

[alpine plinth]

Depends on what the throwback mult is

-11 dollars :33

[limber steppe]

x1.75 currently with holographic lmao

[alpine plinth]

And what’s in your deck

[limber steppe]

idk im almost at the verdant green 😭

Uhh

hold on

i havent duplicated my faces that much

[alpine plinth]

I mean kill credit card for it

No

You literally can’t

Uhh

[limber steppe]

well if i did then i cant get the pareidolia

[alpine plinth]

I think your fine

[limber steppe]

so i shouldnt right

[alpine plinth]

Yea

[limber steppe]

alr

this game is so rng heavy it pisses me off

only way to win is to get better jokers

[alpine plinth]

That’s what you feel like if you don’t play well enough

[limber steppe]

yea

[alpine plinth]

If you try to go torwards a specific build every time you won’t win often

[limber steppe]

ok true

[alpine plinth]

You have to be more dynamic and adapt to what you get in your shops

[boreal niche]

or play pairs

[limber steppe]

bc ive been js actually focusing on faces synergy

[boreal niche]

alls i'm saying

[alpine plinth]

Depends

[boreal niche]

top 3 strats to win is 1. make money 2. play pairs and 3. be smart

[alpine plinth]

You shouldn’t

[limber steppe]

yea i get it

[boreal niche]

Not in that particular order

[alpine plinth]

This is good advice

[limber steppe]

making more money is right

[boreal niche]

pairs are great bc they have lots of joker synergies and are easy to play

[alpine plinth]

You don’t nessessary need to play pairs EVERY run

[boreal niche]

money is great bc more money = more options

[limber steppe]

i mostly play flushes

[boreal niche]

and being smart means you can better ascertain the right decision for any given run

[alpine plinth]

It’s really dependent on if you get jokers like sly or some basic scaling

[limber steppe]

sometimes full house or straight

[boreal niche]

hologram, ride the bus, duo, seeing double, obelisk, blackboard just to name a few

[alpine plinth]

I honestly don’t like hologram that much

sue me

[boreal niche]

It's fine but a bit boring

more interactive than yorick at least

[alpine plinth]

Obelisk is also a joker you really need to think about using

[boreal niche]

Obelisk works particularly well on pairs because it rewards you for doing what you were already doing

typically speaking a pair run relies on scaling unconditional jokers

i.e jokers that get stronger and that give scoring no matter what

[alpine plinth]

And planet cards

[boreal niche]

+mult like green joker, +chips like castle, xmult like constellation

[alpine plinth]

Chips like square

[boreal niche]

obelisk is particularly good because naturally by this point you'll have played lots of pairs

[alpine plinth]

Not castle

[boreal niche]

castle is a +chips joker

[alpine plinth]

Castle isn’t very good gold stake wise

At most it’s like 50 chips

[boreal niche]

it can scale better with more discards and is uncommon

[alpine plinth]

square and wee are way better scaling

[boreal niche]

it has a niche

wee scales better than every other +chips joker i'm not sure what your point is

[exotic sparrow]

Its about the same