🎙・server-chat

[hallow topaz]

it has a tutorial

[coral pebble]

It just makes me

Never been so

[tulip fulcrum]

oh ok

[warped sphinx]

computers be like

[coral pebble]

Interesting banner 😭

[warped sphinx]

do you like it

[coral pebble]

I don't think I do 😭

[worldly canyon]

You gotta be decisive man

do you truly like or not like it

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🗝️

[coral pebble]

i uh

whopper whopper whopper whopper

[outer stream]

My Mexican senses are tingling

[desert narwhal]

quien español ps

[glad oriole]

🌐 2. Comunícate en inglés El servidor de Balatro es una comunidad global, pero solo se usa inglés al chatear en cualquier canal. De esta manera, nos aseguramos de que todos los canales estén moderados adecuadamente y podemos ofrecer un espacio seguro para todos

[desert narwhal]

ok thanks

[glad oriole]

.^^.

i uh

forgot to mention that thats in the rules qwq

[buoyant cliff]

-# No one reads the rules anymore and that's sad :(

[normal stream]

just hit e for the first time

i'll take it

[turbid grove]

man i love balatro

[normal stream]

roblox balatro???

[quiet tiger]

Hey guys, I need your help. I play Balatro on my phone, and after winning a run I turned off my phone. When I turned it back on and tried to enter the game, it's stuck on this screen. What should I do to fix it?

[tired venture]

Who do I get rid of for Holo

Not tryna nane inf or anything i just wanna yknow

get money and win

[tame mango]

Green maybe

Also make smiley face before photograph

[tired venture]

Tru acc its only at +5

[tame mango]

Then def green

[tired venture]

Riggght yeah

FIRST EVER PLANET X SIGHTING :))

It looks so cool tbh

[sinful stirrup]

Idk how that run went but your usually dead in ante 24 if you don't have both antimatter and +1 neg joker

[stray vault]

What is this language?

[glad oriole]

spanish .-.

i google translated it just in case they didnt understand english

yes i knw google translate isnt perfect what else was i supposed todo

[stray vault]

What is your mother tongue?

English?

[glad oriole]

yep

[stray vault]

Jobs are hard to get nowadays

Play more you will get good eventually

Tips are good econs

Your best econ is mail-in rebate

Your ideal set up is a chip joker, a scaling +mult joker, an xmult joker

Do you play metaphor?

Metaphor has femboy characters

And they "love" each other

[flint copper]

Hokkien even though no one asked

[glad oriole]

.-.

wut

[stray vault]

Is it chinese?

[flint copper]

Yes

[stray vault]

Do chinese even use discord lmao

[flint copper]

???

[glad oriole]

💀

[flint copper]

😭

What

[glad oriole]

f what??

[stray vault]

I mean

Discord isnt popular there

[flint copper]

I’m not from china

[high hound]

I play this game everyday and never i do more than 3.000.000 in same hand

[stray vault]

Skill issue

[high hound]

Balatro lore

[lilac mango]

I think it's banned

[stray vault]

Pretty much

China isolates itself from the rest of the world

[flint copper]

I’m chinese singaporean

[stray vault]

My brother is living in Singapore

[flint copper]

Also, there’s actually quite but of tension between chinese here and “chinese” chinese

Even though we look basically the same

[stray vault]

Yeah Ive heard about that

Mainland chinese has beef with taiwanese and hongkong people and chinese singaporeans

[lilac mango]

what's china's deal with singapore Idk about it

[unborn crown]

U mean north korea ?

[azure burrow]

has anyone else ran into the issue of the completionist+ achievement not being granted when you get 100% deck stakes?

i just completed erratic deck gold stake and it hasnt showed up :(

[timid cedar]

Yes, every single person experiences that, due to the achievement check and the actual granting of the gold stickers being in the wrong order

[azure burrow]

wait can you elaborate?

so i have 100% deck stake wins but i did it in the wrong order?

[timid cedar]

No, not that

The achievement checklist

When you finish a run, the game looks for the gold stickers to see if you have all of them

After that, you are given the gold stickers

[azure burrow]

yeah i finished a run and it didnt give me the achievement

[timid cedar]

Winning another run will force the game to check again

[lilac mango]

I think they're trying to say do another run

[timid cedar]

White stake, any deck

Sorry, should’ve given the solution before the explanation

[azure burrow]

no worries, thanks

that seems kinda janky

[timid cedar]

Yeah, just a small error in the code. This, and C++ are all this affects

and it also floods #1200105253559873707 every other day

[azure burrow]

i tried doing a challenge and it doesnt seem to trigger there

[timid cedar]

Yeah, needs to be a normal deck

Challenge runs disable any potential achievements (except rule breaker for obvious reasons)

[lilac mango]

does ruler breaker have the same bug

[timid cedar]

Nope

It’s just to do with the gold stickers specifically

They get applied at the wrong time

[azure burrow]

do i have to win / lose to get the achievement in the next playthru?

[timid cedar]

Winning another run is what will cause the achievement to be looked at again

The game only needs to check stickers at a win so no reason to do it sooner

[outer stream]

I just beat blue stake after trying for so long

Im not looking forward to purple

[deft urchin]

gg no mime

[coarse basalt]

HOLY PLAY

ALL THE KINGS

[tepid tulip]

STUCK ON ORANGE STAKE…ANGRYYY😡😡😡😡😡

Any tips?

If any can be given

[plush shuttle]

Play pairs

[tepid tulip]

Why is that?

Im assuming that also means buff pairs with planet cards

I’ve been running straight buffs and failed every time

[acoustic geode]

Pairs are consistent

[tepid tulip]

I see

I’ll try it

Imma do Two pair along with pair

2700$ from Mr beast?

[timid cedar]

random bot/phished account, if you see one like it again, either ignore it or @ the mods

[tepid tulip]

Oh I see

Thanks for letting me know

[plush shuttle]

Just play pairs

Two pair is also fine but dont mix both

[tepid tulip]

Oh alright good to know

[plush shuttle]

Play one hand type to make your telescope/supernova consistent

Also will help you in the long run if you encounter obelisk

[tepid tulip]

Okay

[tepid tulip]

Elaborate?

[plush shuttle]

Supernova gives mult on how many hands you play on that hand type

[tepid tulip]

Ohhh yea that card

Mb

Forgot abt it lol

And telescope is the voucher right?

[plush shuttle]

Try to find Consistent mult scalers

[plush shuttle]

Yes

[fickle moss]

Gros Michel party.

Have fun.

[tepid tulip]

Okay thanks

So do you recommend me buy the telescope when I see it?

[forest wagon]

if you have a hand that you know your run is gonna use

(and if you have the money to get it comfortably)

[tepid tulip]

Makes sense

[dusk tartan]

it depends

are you in a good economic situation? is the money better saved or spent on rerolls/jokers/packs? do you have jokers that need money to function?

[plush shuttle]

Depends on your econ rn

[plush shuttle]

Great men thinks alike

[tepid tulip]

Still haven’t seen supernova😞

[dusk tartan]

what have you seen

[plush shuttle]

Take whatever you get

[tepid tulip]

Rn my lineup of jokers is gros Michel, half joker and mime

So not bad

The mime is perishable btw

[plush shuttle]

Take either gros or half

[tepid tulip]

I already have all of these

[dusk tartan]

have you seen reserved parking? shoot the moon?

[plush shuttle]

Oh you are doing fine

[forest wagon]

rather you should be looking for chips

[fickle moss]

Hi there.

[forest wagon]

hello

[uneven saddle]

Do I go for the Photchad

I would've bought it instantly but unfortunately it's eternal 😭

[uneven saddle]

Nvm I decided to go all in on Photochad

[stray vault]

Why not

[royal bough]

Crazy shop pull i got from double tag and rare tag

Also hello jokerpoker balala server :3

[patent flame]

Die next round for having no jokers 😢

[royal bough]

Probably lol 😭

[patent flame]

Yes

Careful of plant

[uneven saddle]

Plant wasnt an issue (never got it and I had Directors cut anyway)

What was an issue was my horrible luck 😭

My build basically relied on Full House to clear Blinds, but the RNG would NOT give me a full house
That’s how I lost on Ante 11 for the 10 billionth time

[patent flame]

Thats not because of rng. Thats because the hand type itself is just abysmal dogshit

Getting a 3oak is already kinda hard and u wanna add a pair to it

[uneven saddle]

Fair

[patent flame]

Doesn't help that earth barely gives good levelling

So don't use fh next time 😊

[uneven saddle]

Yeah I think I’ve gotten into a bad habit of clinging to Full House

It works early game

But late game High Card Pair and Flush fare better from what Ive heard

[patent flame]

F5 is better late with photochad

Hc and pair only works with steel and Baron

Pair maybe steel

[velvet verge]

Sadly, I traded photograph for bloodstone too late. Couldn't move out of the queen of clubs lol

PVIJN3CE for the killer seed i found lol

[sand talon]

Omg balala

It's been soo long I forgot how to play this game

[hybrid raven]

Hi, sombody here talk portuguese?

Bruh

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🧨

[sand talon]

hi guys

how yall doin

[languid grove]

Doin aight

[sand talon]

wow

i guess you been eating, sleeping, complaining, repeating

[languid grove]

Always

[sand talon]

W

[languid grove]

This server got no VCs or i just cant see?

Thats totally so legit guys, totally not a scam

[tribal knoll]

[tawny cloud]

👀

[white pulsar]

Now that's a fat cat. I'm impressed

[empty flare]

Finally met @tawny pasture at MagFest!!!

[stray vault]

Playing full house is bad from the start

Id rather play small hands like high card or pairs, for big hands either straight or flush, with good deck fixing itll be 4 of a kind or flush five

[swift cradle]

which joker should i sell and buy blueprint?

help

[mild fiber]

Win not counting glitch is so annoying

[mild fiber]

What are you playing?

And what are the hand levels?

Photograph is your weakest if you are playing 5 card hands

If you have high hand levels , then you don’t really need the chips

Either photograph or the spade one

[swift cradle]

i sold the spade one and win the game

[mild fiber]

Nice!

[gloomy yoke]

Discord's survey if you want AI in Discord (please say no)
https://discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_5BGtstVUidXadts

[velvet verge]

I managed to get double oops at the start using an onk. And used lucky cards for crazy econ and points.

[pallid mulch]

mmm

yum

[thin glen]

Morning

[cedar echo]

Hello whitestakers

[atomic reef]

yo i lowk suck at balatro anybody have tips?

[tepid tulip]

Is this mods?

Or vanilla game

[sage oxide]

god bless riff raff for giving me a negative joker

[buoyant cliff]

Riff raff that always gives negative jokers would be funny

[torpid vessel]

michaelwave joker when

[tepid charm]

This is just a normal negative tag for me

[tulip fulcrum]

two pairs build are following me this days

[swift fulcrum]

hand on my seed...

[tulip fulcrum]

whaaaa

[sacred torrent]

lowkeg stuck

thing to buy baron

[dark rose]

Could someone tell me how to save my run

[timid cedar]

Providing any information about your run could help that happen

[swift fulcrum]

i require your seed

[tulip fulcrum]

when i get home

[swift fulcrum]

no im joking

[undone grove]

Help

[fluid shuttle]

Some balatro clothes my mom bought me just arrived, I’m like 80% sure, it wasn’t licensed, but it’s still funny, want to see the photos?

[sharp cliff]

the wheel of fortune hoodie is real

no other clothing i think

is licensed

but sure

[sturdy gyro]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[twin prairie]

bye bye

[fluid shuttle]

You telling me the blurry misprint balatro hoodie isn’t real?! /sar

[coarse basalt]

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS SHIRT

[fluid shuttle]

Idk😭

My family gave me it

This is the shirt I got

The front is literally just the logo and a description of balatro

“Balatro is a roguelike blah blah blah”

[clear tulip]

This is sick wtf?

[turbid grove]

it's him. jomblo.

[fluid shuttle]

When I took this out of its bag, I could still feel the heat from the print😭

[sharp crest]

wyd when i pull up in that "Balatro[a] is a poker-themed roguelike deck-building game developed by solo developer LocalThunk, and published by Playstack. It was released for Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Windows, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S on February 20, 2024, with a port to macOS on March 1. Ports for Android and iOS were released on September 26, 2024. In the game, the player must score a certain number of points by playing poker hands from a starting 52-card deck, with a limited number of hands and discards each round."

[solemn elm]

theres quite a bit more than the wheel of fortune shirt
https://www.playbalatro.com/merch/ps-store/

[vast forum]

Genuine question

Is it better to skip than to play the ante when the boss is pillar?

[solemn elm]

usually no unless you are at significant risk of dying because youve already played cards you need to win

[vast forum]

It's Midas Vampire run for me

with a stupid eternal satelite

[solemn elm]

youll be fine then

[vast forum]

screw it gonna ball

[fluid shuttle]

“Your order might not arrive before Christmas” no way

[radiant arch]

man, thats crazy tho, waiting up to a year for a parcel?

[vast forum]

NOOOOOOOOO I THINK I MESSED UP

I SHOULD'VE SKIPPED

[lavish compass]

full house

[forest python]

Does anyone know why when I put in a game seed it doesn’t replicate what’s supposed to happen? I just get a different outcome

[thin glen]

The pillar sucks

[vast forum]

I should've skipped

[thin glen]

Did you have directors cut?

[vast forum]

lmao nope

[solemn elm]

you probably have different unlocks than the person who gave you the seed

[thin glen]

Was there atleast a reroll skip?

[vast forum]

lmao nope

[forest python]

But I did unlock all

[vast forum]

It is what it is man

[solemn elm]

that doesnt make my statement incorrect. the person who ran the seed might have fewer unlocks than you

[forest python]

Oh ok

Thanks

[thin glen]

Oof

[vast forum]

ah well

[valid niche]

yh I cant fnd it

[sly gazelle]

Why don’t I have c+?

I just beat black deck gold stake

[glad copper]

Beautiful!

[copper mesa]

I play balatro every so often for fun, but I mostly watch balatro videos with breakfast because that’s when they come out for me. I couldn’t find roffle’s discord so I’m expressing myself here. I find his content fun to watch, but he is extremely condescending with his chat. It’s pathetic. His occupation is to play a card game, and all he does is shit on the people who watch him play the card game and ask questions. It’s rude and unbecoming. For someone who’s work is trivial, he doesn’t really assume it, and I think it takes away from his content

[glad copper]

Is he condescending with his chat? I thought that's just kinda how he is to everyone, and I find it a bit funny.

I always took it as his character.

Like a joke.

[slim junco]

Ngl he is like that also to other ytubers when they do a multiplayer 1v1 battle
Its not only his chat
I feel like thats how he is

[slim junco]

Same

[glad copper]

Yeah, but sometimes I also do that with my friends. If "playing the superior one" is a joke, and everyone knows it's your running gag, then that's fine.

I used a different word for superior one here, but got censored.

[slim junco]

Yup i agree

[sly gazelle]

Any explanation ????

[glad copper]

What even is this achievement screen?

Never seen that before.

[sly gazelle]

Its game center lmao

[glad copper]

Oh, so like steam achievements?

[sly gazelle]

Yeah I’d assume so

[copper mesa]

I think so, then again, I only watch the videos, never participate in the livestreams. But for someone who knows a lot about the game he never leaves the benefit of the doubt to the questions his chat asks him (and sometimes it’s a question I have myself). It’s funny, sure, but just being a passive fan I get the impression that he expects everyone to watch to know as much as him, and not everyone who watches has the opportunity to dedicate their life to the game

I like his content, I think it’s harmed by his rhetoric

[glad copper]

I think I got that impression at first as well, but now I don't see it as that bad. I'm pretty sure he knows that he's not better than everyone else in general. Just at the game. Like if I start having a conversation with him about programming and make fun of him for being bad, he wouldn't take it that negative. It's just a running gag at that point.

Btw I also don't watch streams, just the occasional video on youtube.

Btw, he often says something wrong in a condescending way as well. So then it should be obvious that he is joking.

[stark geyser]

Win a white stake run

It'll show up

[sly gazelle]

Okay bet

Illyk if it foes

Does

[glad copper]

Man, I can't find a blueprint 🙁

Getting all the Brainstorms though

[copper mesa]

But if you were live streaming programming would you be so harsh with the questions you recieve? I know his responsibility isn’t to teach, but to make content. Nontheless I find it difficult

[glad copper]

If it's a really dumb question I might make some fun of it, but I'm much more of a mentor than he is. That's just my personality though. I have other comedic traits that some people might not find funny, but others do.

[copper mesa]

Well I think he makes good content, but I find it’s unfortunate that in his montages he sees questions that are ‘stupid’ from chat as content that he can react to, and I think it’s unfortunate because the lack of explanation takes away from the quality of his content

I disagree with his character

[glad copper]

🤷‍♂️ nothing you can do about

[copper mesa]

Oh if only I could be an absolute authority : )

Anyways that’s my roffle schpeel thanks for listening

[fringe walrus]

And what about balarto?

[turbid grove]

catch me with the nope hat

[sly gazelle]

Aha it worked

Thanks

[sinful star]

Hi guys

Check this

[stark geyser]

Np

[wraith grove]

Ante 4 no scoring 💔

[deep bloom]

is that 3 brainstorms

[merry anvil]

$1 off😔

[rain narwhal]

I get you man

Baron and negative start 🤤

Blind skipping haters are in shambles

[ocean wolf]

Baron ante 1 is like temperance value at best

[outer stream]

Which mod makes the brainstorms look like that? :o

[glad copper]

The BluePrint mod:#🎙・server-chat message

[outer stream]

Tyty :)

[dry mantle]

Hey everyone

[prisma idol]

hello

[dry mantle]

Just lost a very good run to a miss click when playing a hand, before knowing you can quit the game to reset a mistake :(

[prisma idol]

that happens to me more times than i like to admit

i had a perfect photochad with THREE legendaries and misclicked a 10 instead of a jack

[dry mantle]

Same... I play on playstation so sometimes when i quickly press the cards for a hand i miss one

[dry mantle]

💔 that's a tough one

[shadow swallow]

Hiya !!

How is everyone

[prisma idol]

i be in a very gambing mindset, you?

[shadow swallow]

same

[stuck raven]

sup guys, im doin an bad apple version about giving every frame of the video a different texture with ai, do you guys have some idea to better ts?

[dry mantle]

Don't use ai is my recommendation, or at least GenAi

[stuck raven]

what is GenAi?

[dry mantle]

AI that creates stuff learned from other things, usually without permission like for example music, video and pictures

[stuck raven]

well, i think that it is interensting what an ai can do, and i dont have any photo-edtiting skills

[dry mantle]

At the end of the day it's your choice but i personally wouldn't use it.
GenAi takes a lot of power which is slowly starting to waste more and more water and it steals from real art and artists

[stuck raven]

you're right bro i wont use it, i will learn how to use photoshop or something

what anime?

[plucky hazel]

The girl from the other side

[dry mantle]

Ayee nice 🔥

Good luck

[stuck raven]

thx bro

[stuck raven]

i searched it and if i have time ill watch it, looks pretty cool

[plucky hazel]

of course

[stuck raven]

well goodnight guys its very late here

bye

[stuck raven]

btw does the anime has english or spanish dub?

[plucky hazel]

it should have both

Not my job to keep track of though

[stuck raven]

thx bro ill watch it soon

[merry anvil]

If I play 4 cards of the same suit & number with the four fingers joker, is it still counted as a foak or a flush five?

[fluid shuttle]

-# where can I watch the anime?

[stuck raven]

in crunchyroll, prime video and apple tv according to google

[timid cedar]

The flush requirement is lowered, not the 5 of a kind requirement

4 cards of the same rank and suit and a 5th card of that rank is a flush five

[merry anvil]

Thanks fam

[next sky]

https://discord.gg/yeuFZn79?event=1423021506601943201

time to freak

[round urchin]

what if they added special suits that you dont start with but can get with some tarot card thing

the special suit has a special effect along with having stronger jokers based on them
such as +6 mult on suit instead of +3 on suit

W or L?

[merry anvil]

Finally beat green deck on black stake

[slow wyvern]

i shouldve thought this through-

[acoustic nexus]

The one time I use abandoned deck bro

[slow wyvern]

could you put a few more circles, i dont know which arrow i should look at

[tepid tulip]

Damn bro that sucks

[rain narwhal]

This game is genuine torture

Do you know the definition of insanity

[acoustic nexus]

Is this enough circles?

[slow wyvern]

mmm i dunnooooo

[tepid tulip]

Im stuck on orange stake too bro

Pmo

[rain narwhal]

I literally got the Baron on the shop for free

Then I got blue print second

Then I got unlucky after unlucky after unlucky

[slow wyvern]

you should blueprint baron no? i think 1.5^3 is more than x3

[rain narwhal]

I got no way of making more kings

[tepid tulip]

Baron?

Which joker is that?

Oh the king guy?

[slow wyvern]

o thx

[rain narwhal]

3^2 is more than 1.5^3

[rain tartan]

that was better circles btw

[rain tartan]

better

[slow wyvern]

well, it would be (1.5^3)^2 vs 3^2

[rain narwhal]

Either way im stupid and I lost

[slow wyvern]

ohhhh thanks

[acoustic geode]

Mime is not a face joker

What

[rain narwhal]

And im going to blow my brains out

[tepid tulip]

If he had baron it’d be a different story

[slow wyvern]

mhm

i think theyre complaining about their lack of steels ofc-

[rain narwhal]

@slow wyvern also I didnt get that king until my last hand

[slow wyvern]

ah mb mb

[rain narwhal]

I barely got any kings even though most of my deck was kings

Lucky run lost to being unlucky

[rain tartan]

realest shi ever

[tepid tulip]

Story of my life bruh

[rain tartan]

I love flush five scaling

[tepid tulip]

Wow

[rain tartan]

it just feels so good finding eris after eris

[rain narwhal]

Here's the seed if anyone wants a quick blue print + Baron run. Just skip the first blind

[tepid tulip]

What does it scale by?

[rain tartan]

3 mult 50 chips

chips become irrelevant to help you

[tepid tulip]

I see

[rain narwhal]

To be fair tho Ive been playing this game for like a week

But this is still rigged

[tepid tulip]

You’re doing just fine man

[rain narwhal]

And im killing everyone

[tepid tulip]

It took me a month to get to orange state

Inconsistent playing but yea a month💔

[rain tartan]

I'm not gonna say how long it took me to beat orange stake

[tepid tulip]

Lol

[rain tartan]

Longer than both of yall by far

BY FAR

[tepid tulip]

Still haven’t beat orange

[rain tartan]

Oh it'll happen

[tepid tulip]

Are the E numbers for mod or is it in base game?

The exponential shit

[acoustic geode]

e scores are in the base game

[tepid tulip]

Oh I see

Idk how tf imma get that✌️😭

[rain tartan]

lol itll happen

[acoustic geode]

Base game score goes to e308

Then it naneinfs

[rain tartan]

I've gotten e20 with flush fives of 2's nol nol

[tepid tulip]

Oh I see

[rain tartan]

It will happen eventually

You'll get e's sometime

[tepid tulip]

Okay

The highest I got I think was a billion on one hand

[rain tartan]

thats still good

[tepid tulip]

And I was shocked until I came in here✌️

[rain tartan]

xdd

lots of people here have gotten naninf (not lots but more than youd imagine at first)

[tepid tulip]

That’s after e

[rain tartan]

That's 1.2e308 about

1 with 308 zeroes

[tepid tulip]

That’s absurd

[acoustic geode]

Baron mime moment

[rain tartan]

yeah

[acoustic nexus]

Standard pack finally payed off after 3 trillion years

[rain tartan]

lets go

[tepid tulip]

Peak

Is dna useful?

I never seen it as good

[rain tartan]

Well

first think of how steel works

the more steel cards in your hand with high card = more score

[acoustic geode]

Dna is the most consistent way to copy good cards

Like blue seals

[rain tartan]

That too

[acoustic geode]

But then again

[rain tartan]

If you copy DNA you get additional hand size nol

[acoustic geode]

It is just used like two or three times before being sold

[soft topaz]

yes

i loveeeeeee dna

[acoustic geode]

Unless on naneinf runs

[tepid tulip]

Ohhhh makes sense

[rain tartan]

POV: Aura hits polychrome at the most useless time (run is almost dead)

[sly gazelle]

Where is my baron😭😭😭

[wraith grove]

Mime builds go hard

[sly gazelle]

Just died as u hearted that message lmao

6 mimes no baron

[wraith grove]

Imagine if u had bean on that crismon heart you would've been fine

Plus eternal bean value

[onyx kettle]

How I nanief from here

[violet oasis]

🤡

[stoic ibex]

The whole circus build

[stable token]

Hello lovely people ive been playing balatro and enjoying it but on a cracked version, i cant afford an actual copy and i hate to play on cracks and not support the devs and community. if ur feeling extra nice today ill accept a gif ❤️

[patent jacinth]

[light beacon]

I am the toilet flusher.

[wintry moss]

just one on orange with this 😭

playing flush lucky

[split robin]

Ok lowkey that is disgusting

I've just realise I haven't played this game for WEEKS

[magic dome]

If I have Balatro on PS4,is there any way to get it free on IOS?

[acoustic geode]

I don't think so

[crude sphinx]

sounds great

[sage oxide]

ok what the fuck

why

8/7 🤔

[dapper dust]

god, winning gold with flushes is hard

[young ice]

Hi

Can anyone help me I've been stuck in green stake in every deck I can't seem to win

[mint ridge]

Diddy party / 10

[fervent canopy]

rebought on my steam deck and good lord I forgot how much black deck kicks my ass

it's such a brutal start

[sage oxide]

FINALLY ANTE 39 RAHHHHHHHHHHH (used Brainstorm mod for Perkeo ante 1 but that's it)

[slim junco]

Sure!🙂‍↕️

[young ice]

I just can't get any jokers, which means I can't proceed further than like ante 3

[slim junco]

I dmd you maybe i can try to help you

[slim junco]

I didn't know that focusing on pairs would be so good.

[acoustic geode]

Meta for a reason

[clear tulip]

Welcome to the pair club!

You'll find that Obelisk becomes extremely useful

[twin lion]

wait does this let you score negative

or does it just count up your score as 0

[young ice]

What does mime do?

[acoustic geode]

Retrigger held in hand effects

[young ice]

I mean yeah it says so in the card but what does it mean

[acoustic geode]

Like steel and raised fist

[wild lily]

steel, gold, and anything works like that will trigger an additional time

[young ice]

Does it also work for photograph?

[wild lily]

no

[acoustic geode]

No

[young ice]

Oh okay then

[acoustic geode]

You play it for photograph to trigger

Held cards are cards you don't play

[crude sphinx]

idk

I didn't take it

[young ice]

Yeah makes sense, thanks

Oh damn I bought mine and got 2 million score

Is obelisk a good joker?

[wild lily]

depends on your knowledge of how to scale him

[acoustic geode]

Yes

[young ice]

I have no idea, never used it

[acoustic geode]

Well what are your most played hands

[young ice]

Full house

[wild lily]

general ob strat is to scale one hand type build, then midrun switch and scale ob

[acoustic geode]

Hmm

How much

[young ice]

3

[acoustic geode]

Early game?

[young ice]

Yeah

[wild lily]

u can also risk ob value by switching early

[young ice]

And it's not like I can get it off either, it's eternal

[young ice]

Wdym?

[acoustic geode]

Can you like

Send a screenshot

[wild lily]

ante 4-5 is the best time to switch, so if u choose to switch ante 3 u will get risk losing ob value at the end but will go through the rest of the run easier

[young ice]

Ohhh

[young ice]

Of what exactly?

[acoustic geode]

Played hands

[wild lily]

just play as many flushes as possible
then switch

just play safe and dont risk your entire run for an extra flush hand

[young ice]

I meant to say flush is my most played hand, but I am playing as many full houses as possible

[acoustic geode]

14 played is a safe time to switch off

You do want it on an easier hand like pairs though so you can start using obelisk earlier

[wild lily]

same thing

[young ice]

Yh

[young ice]

Wdym?

[acoustic geode]

To start using obelisk

[young ice]

Oh okay

[manic mirage]

cool

[mortal bear]

That’s modded right

[sturdy gyro]

Balatrodle

That was annoying as I consider this card to be ||deck fixing than economy||

[acoustic geode]

Well

[rich sierra]

where the mods at yo

[hot pike]

<@&1133519078540185692> atleast his name is accurate

[crude sphinx]

If you have played something like flushes for 15 times then yes

[young ice]

How do people get to modify their decks so much they're only left with face cards?

[acoustic geode]

By having great economy

[dense acorn]

yeah, thats the glitched mechanic from Cryptid

[mortal bear]

Yeah I just downloaded crypted and it’s really fun

[dense acorn]

same

my first run was ridiculous

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general

[hardy ruin]

is there no vc?

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🍹

[manic mirage]

oh oops i meant to post that in the modded discord sorry

[hardy ruin]

guess i gotta buy it

[slim junco]

After a month I finally got past that damn Green bet, thank you Balatro players for showing me the pair technique, I've never been so happy in my life.

😭 🙏

[coral pebble]

Você venceu

(idk portuguese)

Also, it's not "bet", it's "stake"
Which I won't criticize you for, "stake" in spanish is "well", "pit", "hole", etc
Languages are confusing as hell

Congrats on green stake tho

[ripe yew]

I'm about to start doing Green bets, what's the pair technique?

[uneven edge]

play pairs whilst using scaling jokers

[ripe yew]

I see. I had 1 run like that but the other runs I had more success with flushes.

[flat shadow]

bruh.

[ripe yew]

I remember that photo guy from that 1 run...not seen the grey card yet.

[final viper]

Heaven or heaven

[flat shadow]

XD

mime prolly ig

[slim junco]

Eu uso o tradutor do Cll não sei inglês 😞💔

[slim junco]

Focus on pairing as much as possible.

[calm kestrel]

Is this the server where multiplayer is done I think I'm ready fr

[glad oriole]

i measn

theres a server for the multiplayer mod-

[weak tangle]

i hate it when u play a no skill glass card and ship it game and then ur suit gets debuffed

gold stake with eternal andy throwback chad and buskin painted deck

and like 5 jack of hearts

then hearts get debuffed

like dude the line was so clear

[calm kestrel]

Take me there fr

[glad oriole]

im not in it

.^^.

[calm kestrel]

How could you

Giving me false hope smh

[glad oriole]

its real

im just not in it

[calm kestrel]

I know the scene exists fr

That's why I've begun my search

[glad oriole]

aauahahsu

i think i found it

[calm kestrel]

Wonderful wonderful

[glad oriole]

.gg/balatromp

i dunno if i can send invites here sonjust take that

[calm kestrel]

Thank you good sir

[glad oriole]

np uwu

[junior tide]

No balatro for a month is torture

[tepid tulip]

Frrr

One hand

Idk if this is that bad or not

[glad oriole]

it is

fine

not good for endless standards not bad for casual standards

[tepid tulip]

I won with this

Bc boss blind I won no problem

[stray vault]

Its ok

You can strike more with better builds

[tepid tulip]

Like what

[stray vault]

I hate bloodstone btw

[stray vault]

Retriggers

Baron

[tepid tulip]

Yea I had the hanging chad

I should get red seal more fs

[stray vault]

Retrigger can easily reach e11

[tepid tulip]

I see

I’m on orange stake as of rn

[stray vault]

I should start playing bmp

[tepid tulip]

?

[stray vault]

I have been planing to but never had time for it

Actually was too lazy to play

[tepid tulip]

What is it?

[stray vault]

Balatro multiplayer

[tepid tulip]

Oh I see

How tf does that work

[stray vault]

Compete score with the opponent

The boss blind is replaced by pvp

The normal blinds are kept

[stray vault]

Well canio sucks anyway

Just think you would get canio and that sucks

[calm kestrel]

I love destroying the best cards in the game fr

2 usable legends

However

Not taking Soul is a crime

I meaaan I guess Canio is okaaay on an Aces build

Aren't using faces anyways

[tribal knoll]

trib is my goat

[calm kestrel]

Trib Flush 5 Bloodstone

[tribal knoll]

perkeo may be the best long term though

[calm kestrel]

Perkeo and Trib are the best ones the others ones are just kinda meh considering their rarity

[tribal knoll]

yeah deff

[calm kestrel]

Amd Chicot is only meh because of a bug it would be bad otherwise lol

[tribal knoll]

what bug is that

[calm kestrel]

Chicot reverses boss blinds

It doesn't actually disable them

So Manacle is a permanent hand size increase

[tribal knoll]

ah right

i read that wrong i read canio ffs

[calm kestrel]

I think I was using Canio once

And then found Baron soon after I deleted all my face cards

Amazing

[tribal knoll]

john balatro would be sad if he saw that

[ionic apex]

I thought this would be bittersweet but its just bitter. What an utterly phenomenal game. What do i do now

[wind parcel]

I just thought of the fairly odd parents meme
"This is the ride!" For some reason

[tribal knoll]

modded probably

or endless runs ig

[glad oriole]

“best cards” the abhorrent plant:

ngl it doesnt matter how good the cards are the mult canio gives is way better

[calm kestrel]

Ooooh noo

We lose to a single boss blind

[glad oriole]

canio doesnt lose to any

.^.

[calm kestrel]

Anyways hands naninf

[glad oriole]

bruh

not everything is endless

in fact

endless is lame and boring and the meta is lame and boring

eell

endless can be fun

but the meta is still lame

[calm kestrel]

You're more than likely to find a reroll voucher before the plant kills you

Or if you get the plant early it's even better

[glad oriole]

fair

still thoigh

most runs dont even make use of face cards

so like

??

[calm kestrel]

They're still the best in the game and I play with endless in mind

[glad oriole]

heres an idea

canio x glass face cards

[calm kestrel]

I don't usually like glass

[glad oriole]

technically the best but thats irrelevant in 80% of runs

[glad oriole]

you are not going to succeed in multiplayer .^.

[calm kestrel]

Usually I'm converting

Everything into a face card

Regardless

[glad oriole]

glass is very nice for that

[glad oriole]

okay well thats what you do
doesnt make it the right play

[calm kestrel]

It's usually completely irrelevant what ranks you have

So making better hands is ideal

A flush five is a flush five

I mean certain jokers do force certain ranks but most just have hand synergies

[undone warren]

guys... I present to you...
scary pareido-photochad++

[calm kestrel]

I meaaan yeah I can imagine

Glass is nice for that

I'm talking about regular tho I'll have to change some tendencies for multi

[calm kestrel]

Banana

I feel like for me to normally use glass

I'd need a joker to be added that makes stuff less likely to happen

[tribal knoll]

can you play multiplayer on some sort of lobbies to get elo or something or is it only a friends thing

[calm kestrel]

That break chance is just too high for anything but last ditch deck fixing when I can't find somethin

[glad oriole]

no clue

[tribal knoll]

hmm

[calm kestrel]

Idk either I need to install it and talk to people fr

[glad oriole]

i like multiplayer

the uh

one time i played it

uwu

[calm kestrel]

Seems like a lot of steps

To install

[tribal knoll]

it seems fun

[calm kestrel]

Compared to most games I've modded

[tribal knoll]

it took me like 20mins to set up

[glad oriole]

it really doesnt take long

[tribal knoll]

but its not that complicated

[glad oriole]

i think its like

[calm kestrel]

Doesn't look complicated just looks like there's

A lot of steps

[tribal knoll]

yeah compared to minecraft ffor example

where theres just curseforge

[calm kestrel]

And PVZ 2

That's also pretty easy

Heroes mods don't include too many steps

[glad oriole]

nooot rlly?

[calm kestrel]

Compared to the games I've modded in the past

Yes really

[glad oriole]

i mean maybe

its just

installing some files

and putting them in balatro appdata

[spring pecan]

Balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, es un estilo de vida. Respiro y vivo Balatro. Si tuviera un hijo, lo llamaría Full, y si tuviera dos, los llamaría Two y Pair para que pudieran subir de nivel a 18 y derrotar al Boss Blind de adultos. Brindo por Balatro, oh, cómo brindo por Balatro. Me hizo una mejor persona, y cuando mi teléfono está muerto, cierro los ojos para jugarlo en mi mente. La Rueda de la Fortuna dicta mi vida: siempre llevo un plátano en el bolsillo para puntos extra. Me identifico con el Misprint Joker porque mi estado mental es igual de inestable. Ni siquiera puedo subir escaleras sin pensar en Balatro, y el día que muera, espero que graben en mi lápida: "Murió en medio de una partida de Balatro."

El único corazón que quiero es el de la Reina. Mi papá cree que perdí la cabeza, pero no sabe lo que es ser la carta más alta de la familia. El día que Balatro no tenga fans es el día que ya no estaré en este mundo… porque yo…

SOY EL BALATRO

[tribal knoll]

escribí uno mejor

pero real

balatro no es solo un juego de cartas.

[calm kestrel]

Spanish jumpscare

[glad oriole]

errrr sorry but rule two :(

[tacit trench]

[calm kestrel]

They might not speak English

[tribal knoll]

yeah i think they just wanted to express some of the hype

[glad oriole]

im just the messenger okay

rule 2 says communicate in english ( for moderation purposes)

[tribal knoll]

regla dos del server amigo

[calm kestrel]

Unfortunately

Rule 2 is written in English

Kinda hard to understand the rules if you can't read them

[tribal knoll]

lmao

thats a good point

but they could also just translate or smth

cant be that lazy all the time

[glad oriole]

which is why people exist to communicate .^.

[spring pecan]

Hi. My apologies, I hadn't read the server rules XD

[calm kestrel]

O

[tribal knoll]

surely if ur joining a server you'd translate something

yeh see

he's redeeming himself

[glad oriole]

ah yes just translate the rules to every single language in the world

sounds reasonable

[glad oriole]

fair dair

[tribal knoll]

not the server itself, but i mean the person who didnt bother to read

[calm kestrel]

I'm not sure how good translators are at Spanish

[glad oriole]

fair

[glad oriole]

they’re alright at it

[calm kestrel]

Moreover

[glad oriole]

good enough anyway

[calm kestrel]

If they're Japanese

... Yeah

[tribal knoll]

it conveys the message

[calm kestrel]

Translate

[tribal knoll]

its kinda bad

[calm kestrel]

With a free translator

[tribal knoll]

but its understandable

[glad oriole]

translate isnt perfect but it usually gets the point across

[calm kestrel]

It

Completely fails at Japanese

[glad oriole]

.^.

[calm kestrel]

Mostly

Sometimes it does okay

[tribal knoll]

yeah i learnedenglish through rinse and repeat w a dictionary/translator but had to pick up a lot of other stuff with talking to people regularly

[calm kestrel]

I can speak japanese as well so you know

[glad oriole]

i only rly know english qwq

[calm kestrel]

I can see the mistakes

[glad oriole]

i know some spanish

[calm kestrel]

It makes

[glad oriole]

but

its a pretty basic amount of spanish

[tribal knoll]

n1 or n5?

i'm only n4-n5

[calm kestrel]

Uuuh

What

N?

[tribal knoll]

jlpt

[spring pecan]

Balatro isn't just a card game, it's a way of life. I breathe and live Balatro. If I had a son, I'd name him Full, and if I had two, I'd name them Two and Pair so they could level up to 18 and defeat the Boss Blind as adults. Here's to Balatro, oh, how I'd raise a glass to Balatro. It made me a better person, and when my phone is dead, I close my eyes and play it in my mind. The Wheel of Fortune dictates my life: I always carry a banana in my pocket for extra points. I identify with the Misprint Joker because my mental state is just as unstable. I can't even go up stairs without thinking about Balatro, and the day I die, I hope they engrave on my tombstone: "Died in the middle of a game of Balatro."

The only heart I want is the Queen's. My dad thinks I've lost my mind, but he doesn't know what it's like to be the highest card in the family. The day Balatro has no more fans is the day I'll no longer be in this world… because I…

AM BALATRO

[tribal knoll]

its basically the c1 and c2 of english/spanish

[calm kestrel]

Huh

[tribal knoll]

language rankings

n1 is the highest

n5 is lowest

if ur n1 ur basically fluent/native

n4 and n5 is like novice levels

[calm kestrel]

I have no idea probably like a 3 or 2 idk

Never heard of that system

[tribal knoll]

feel free to google jlpt and read into it whenever you got some free time cause i'm not fully explaining it atm but its just a measure of proficiency

[calm kestrel]

I'm def not fluent likeee

I probably couldn't really have a conversation unless they slowed down

But I can read it fairly well

[tribal knoll]

depending on how fairly can you read you might be like n4 verbally and n3 reading/writing

which is also nice

1 tier higher is a pretty damn big spike

same with proficiency measures on eng/spanish

[tribal knoll]

absolute balatro

[calm kestrel]

I can understand the words and pronounce them well just would need a repeat or so to understand at native speed.

Like there's many songs I know completely just from a few repeats and stuff like that

[tribal knoll]

if you want to know for sure where you're at you could take the jlpt quick test on their website and find out

[calm kestrel]

So there's definitely improvement to be madeee

But I'm alright

[tribal knoll]

when i dont have a midas mask i hate this guy

[calm kestrel]

I hate him even with Midas

He's slow af

[tribal knoll]

with pareidolia as well he's kinda cracked

[calm kestrel]

Considering you can't use enhancements with him

[tribal knoll]

but otherwise other uncommons are more convenient

[calm kestrel]

2 utility jokers

Better hope we on low stake

[tribal knoll]

true

[calm kestrel]

I like Steel Joker he's the man

Similar concept, self sufficient

[patent flame]

This guy is slow on its own an obelisk is better

[calm kestrel]

I will die before I use obelisk

[patent flame]

It's not that hard

[calm kestrel]

It's also not good

And is too difficult for how good it is

Too inconvenient

[patent flame]

Guaranteed 3.6x mult per ante is good

[patent flame]

It's a guaranteed win on gold stake

Also endless doesn't matter just let it Die on 9th ante

[calm kestrel]

I don't want to win if I'm not having fun

[calm kestrel]

Endless always matters

[tribal knoll]

tbh ive never used obelisk in a run but i havent really bothered to truly learn it either

[calm kestrel]

If like

3.6x mult is a garunteed win then surely there's many uncommons that both don't completely fuck your hands and force you to be unfocused with planets

[patent flame]

If u dont like playing how the game is intended to be, u don't like the game tbh

[calm kestrel]

That are better

X mult that completely fucks your run focus and makes it extremely hard to pick up literally any joker

[patent flame]

Obelisk is not hard once u get it over. And i don't understand ppl who don't like things for being Hard early on

[calm kestrel]

Nice

[patent flame]

U just don't like how the gameplay loop works im telling u

[calm kestrel]

It's not good enough for how it forces you to play

It's not even good enough to be a rare tbh

[patent flame]

It's definitely good enough

It scales based on hands so it definitely has some strict setup

It's fair

[calm kestrel]

Gives an abysmal amount of X Mult

To scale

[patent flame]

? What

[calm kestrel]

And causes you to be completely unfocused on planets

Makes it hard to pick up jokers

It's more of a liability

[patent flame]

Obelisk gameplay is not meant to have planets btw

Ur supposed to have a conventional joker setup

[calm kestrel]

Oh yeah let me have no mult

[patent flame]

Uh, yes u do?

There are many mult jokers in the game

[tribal knoll]

whats the typical obelisk build looking like

[calm kestrel]

That require specific hands

Yes

[patent flame]

Ur supposed to have Chips and mult jokers

And have no upgraded hand types

[calm kestrel]

Chips jokers

Tf we playing plasma?

[patent flame]

Chip jokers aren't exclusive for plasma buddy

[tribal knoll]

so like actual lvl 1?

[calm kestrel]

They aren't worth anything on non plasma

[patent flame]

If ur not relying on planets u should be using them on regular decks

[patent flame]

Yes they are

Multiplication makes a bigger number than addition

[calm kestrel]

They're all painfully bad cause there's no X Chips

[patent flame]

It's basic maths

[patent flame]

Xchips is unnecessary

Dud i think. Ur just bad at the game with all these statements

[calm kestrel]

Exactly. It is when you have Mult and X mult

Don't need chips

[patent flame]

Yes

Planets are redundant cuz u wanna use different hand types at once

And ur just wasting money buying planets

[calm kestrel]

Lemmie just pick up some chips for my x 3 mult that sounds like a great idea

[tribal knoll]

i see

[patent flame]

?

[delicate phoenix]

joker poker

[calm kestrel]

15 mult is going to do more than say idk

50 chips or so when it's x3 by your Obelisk

[patent flame]

Basically smth like this

[calm kestrel]

Chips jokers are only even somewhat useable incredibly early game

[patent flame]

No

[calm kestrel]

Unless it's plasma

[patent flame]

In some situations u gotta carry it all the way to late game

[calm kestrel]

If it's eternal maybe

That's it

[patent flame]

I have experiences where i deleted my chip joker for a greedy decision and threw

Been playing this game for way too long

[calm kestrel]

All of my runs I have never needed chips

Unless it's plasma

[patent flame]

Ur not playing on gold stake probably

U can't ignore chips on gold

[calm kestrel]

I am

I'm playing gold

[patent flame]

Me when i lie

[calm kestrel]

I play nothing but gold

[delicate phoenix]

have a free mp3 on the house

its lossless

[tribal knoll]

always scary

glass saving the day again

[calm kestrel]

Most chips jokers don't give over 100 with about 50 being average

Usually you'll have at least one X Mult and 3X is around middle ground, unless you're scaling in which case it's more

You only need about 15 mult to beat a chips joker

That's a common

[glad oriole]

chips are good

:3

[delicate phoenix]

anime lesbians

[glad oriole]

andno 50 is not avergae

lnao

[steel nimbus]

I BEAT GOLD STAKE

[calm kestrel]

Now do it on every deck

[steel nimbus]

:D

[steel nimbus]

i will eventually

[calm kestrel]

On painted I did a high card

To beat it originally

[tribal knoll]

dawg its my first run 😭

of the day that is

[calm kestrel]

You are required to take that soul

[tribal knoll]

i dont actually need the dice to beat the blind cause theres red seal glass face cards juts incase so yeah

hopefully a trib

[calm kestrel]

Perkeooo

[tribal knoll]

you were right

[calm kestrel]

Infinite money time

PERISHABLE BLUEPRINT?

That's so sad

[tribal knoll]

unfortunately

and i had to sell a pc photo for it

but got enough time on it to beat ante 8

[calm kestrel]

Painted or black

[tribal knoll]

painted

[calm kestrel]

Painted

Okay

[tribal knoll]

im leaving gold stake black for last prob

gonna need some mental preparation for that

[calm kestrel]

Black is not fun

Painted can be fun if you find highcard stuff procing that much steal is fun

[tribal knoll]

i did see a mime and a baron but i already had my build setup

painted is pretty fun so far for me

[delicate phoenix]

chicot my beloved

[calm kestrel]

Chicot doing something for once?

Crazy

"What is my purpose?"

"You give me +1 handsize then get sold for $10"

"Oh my god"

[steel nimbus]

chicot is good

[calm kestrel]

Most boss blinds literally don't do anything lol

My favorite is running into "All cards debuffed until 1 joker sold" and just winning with all my cards debuffed

Nice boss blind idiot

[steel nimbus]

sell chicot to un-debuff your cards

[calm kestrel]

Likeee

Ig water caaan be scary depending on how early it shows up

Manacle is usually just an inconvenience

Pillar would do something if I couldn't skip, if I have a decent joker line up I'll just skip right to it

[steel nimbus]

i misread as water canaan

[calm kestrel]

There's certain contexts that make the others scary

Like getting unlucky on the wheel without information tarrot cards

Or running into a suit boss if your jokers actually care about the cards they're looking at

[hot vortex]

My new best

guys please glaze me

[calm kestrel]

That ain't bad

[hot vortex]

thanks

[potent mortar]

y'all- I'm kinda speedrunning Balatro here

31.3 hours, 96% collection

[calm kestrel]

I ain't even gonna lie I immediately made an unlocked account

[uneven estuary]

fueling my gambling addiction more with cloverpit....

now i can gamble twice as hard!