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stray vault
Ah that stats is the whole game stats
austere python
lowkey get a singular golden ticket run and your there
stray vault
Not the run stats
tulip fulcrum
Not the run stats
how do i see it
stray vault
tribal knoll
finally unlocked the plasma deck on pc too
that deck is really fun on blue stakes and below and then becomes insanely unfun after purple
stray vault
One of my goated run on gold stake
tribal knoll
specially gold stake plasma
tulip fulcrum
bro had EVERYTHING
tribal knoll
i also had a crazy run on the same deck
stray vault
that deck is really fun on blue stakes and below and then becomes insanely unfun...
Yeah i hate plasma
tribal knoll
that legendary was a canio
stray vault
I think my fav decks are the color decks, magic deck, and ghost deck
tulip fulcrum
now i'll try the naneinf speedrun seed but i don't want do give myself the 400$ achievement or anything, just for fun
tribal knoll
I think my fav decks are the color decks, magic deck, and ghost deck
zodiac magic and ghost for me
ghost is so fun
tulip fulcrum
I think my fav decks are the color decks, magic deck, and ghost deck
i never even played magic deck for now
stray vault
Cuz my game sense doesnt apply on plasma
Cuz of how different they calculate your score
I miscalculate all the time
stray vault
i never even played magic deck for now
You should play it
It gives u massive chance to fix your deck
tribal knoll
fortunately i was lucky on my plasma gold stake run
tulip fulcrum
It gives u massive chance to fix your deck
yeah i see it
stray vault
I also bought balatro on my computer but seldomly touched it
Whenever i play game on computer, its a sandbox game
tulip fulcrum
for me is almost platformer every day lowk
stray vault
I cant play platformers
Have tried dead inside? Ori
But its never my thing
I hate it when i have to run around, solve puzzles and find ways to certain destinations
tulip fulcrum
i play celeste too
stray vault
😮💨
tulip fulcrum
i love the fact that i can see the mult of the joker for this
tulip fulcrum
celeste so good
reeaaaall
stray vault
Anyone play core keeper?
glad oriole
wow femboy plays gd and celeste whats new
tulip fulcrum
i'm not a femboy..
stray vault
i have long hair but i'm not a femboy
So u are implying you are a boy?
tulip fulcrum
yeah
stray vault
Im a girl then
glad oriole
waow
stray vault
Waow
glad oriole
woman
tulip fulcrum
wow
stray vault
This the first time i encounter a real femboy
glad oriole
:3
stray vault
i love the fact that i can see the mult of the joker for this
How do you have that many steel cards in ante 5?
tulip fulcrum
what a conversation
glad oriole
we are kinda uncommon tbf
tulip fulcrum
How do you have that many steel cards in ante 5?
seeded run
glad oriole
idk how much uncommon
stray vault
Ah ic
tulip fulcrum
the wr for naneinf
glad oriole
i dont see other femboys anywhere
glad oriole
but femboys usually dont wear their fem stuff in public whichbis sad
stray vault
But there was
tulip fulcrum
but femboys usually dont wear their fem stuff in public whichbis sad
i wonder why
glad oriole
i wonder why
i mean
i do
:3
stray vault
Just how girlie u wear?
glad oriole
it make me happy
glad oriole
Just how girlie u wear?
the stuff i wear is more feminine than what most girls wear .-.
stray vault
the stuff i wear is more feminine than what most girls wear .-.
Skirts?
stray vault
Do u wear something like this?
tulip fulcrum
type shi
tulip fulcrum
i love the fact that ur stats in balatro don't change with seeded runs
glad oriole
I cant send gifs in here?
u can dm it i guess
stray vault
i love the fact that ur stats in balatro don't change with seeded runs
It shouldn't
stray vault
What is your usual style?
glad oriole
idk how id describe it
stray vault
Send a reference pic then
tulip fulcrum
from balatro to femboys, what a time to be alive
stray vault
What a diverse community
keen ore
wow femboys
tribal knoll
from balatro to femboys, what a time to be alive
real
chrome pewter
undone warren
the illusion of choice
stray vault
Take the egg
red drift
which one do i getr
proper wagon
red drift
mb didndt read
stray vault
Depends on what u currently have
chrome pewter
which one do i getr
dna
glad oriole
get egg
stray vault
If u dont have anything
stray vault
Take scary face
glad oriole
dna is so bait
red drift
glad oriole
dna is like … some king of master at bait
red drift
ill be in game discussion
stray vault
dna is like … some king of master at bait
Master bait
Its white stake, ull win no matter what
chrome pewter
dna is like … some king of master at bait
verbal gorge
Yup again and again come within 1 blind of beating erratic purple stake and the rng just completely fucks me
Every time
I love how whenever I get canio the games rng is like great no card deletion for you now
Just went 9 antes with it and saw 1 hanged man after opening 30 arcana packs, and like 1 glass card, 1 spectral pack, also having a bunch of money opening packs and refreshing shop
Game is broke
Simple as
spark patrol
hii
spark patrol
oh :(
unkempt pelican
Hello
nocturne sphinx
dna is like … some king of master at bait
what is the 18 in your username for?
glad oriole
what is the 18 in your username for?
that is the number of survivors currently in risk of rain 2, all dlc included
nocturne sphinx
that is the number of survivors currently in risk of rain 2, all dlc included
ahhh i see
ive never played risk of rain
is it good?
unkempt pelican
It a great game
@nocturne sphinx The game is fun it very confusing at first you will blow up a lot and die to random jellyfish 🪼 however after getting past that and picking up random blue items that cook your run it pretty a very awesome game
nocturne sphinx
<@1174096112718708767> The game is fun it very confusing at first you will blow ...
i will check it out 🙏
unkempt pelican
I recommend ROR2
ROR is 2D
Which is very interesting but I have never played it
glad oriole
umm that doesnt look like a jellu fish 🪼
glad oriole
-# skill issue hehehe
unkempt pelican
You’re right Skinkina
glad oriole
:3
tribal knoll
if i take stuntman does that mean i just have to pray for a + mult scaling joker
tribal knoll
dont have enough money for both
even if i sold both fools
this is ante 1 big blind shop
glad oriole
:(
tribal knoll
high hand run it is
glad oriole
mmeeoww
unkempt pelican
if i take stuntman does that mean i just have to pray for a + mult scaling joker
Praying is good my friend, but putting yourself in a risky situation is not well. Think of the choices and make the correct decision
glad oriole
stuntman good :3
unkempt pelican
Stuntman is good
tribal knoll
Praying is good my friend, but putting yourself in a risky situation is not well...
honestly i thought the same thing but since im in literally ante 1 worst case scenario i'm wasting like 20mins by the time i hit a brickwall from not finding a mult joker
unkempt pelican
Honestly stunt man and black board is a w combo
tribal knoll
can use both of my fools on hermits so i should find osmething but if im unlucky rip 20-30mins
unkempt pelican
honestly i thought the same thing but since im in literally ante 1 worst case sc...
I had no idea ante 1 lol
Yeah stunt definitely a great choice
tribal knoll
this is also good even tho eternal right? if im playing high hands
that leaves slots for 2 other jokers
1 has to be + mult and the other x
actually 3
unkempt pelican
this is also good even tho eternal right? if im playing high hands
Spamming high card or pairs yes
glad oriole
this is also good even tho eternal right? if im playing high hands
i like my spaceman
tribal knoll
supernova would be so nice
frozen swift
Bruh
I just sold my black deck gold stake run
I was bout to beat it
Boss blind was very big blind
Light
I HEXEDD ALL MY JOKERSSSS
Just by deck building I got 850,000
I HAD THAT IN THE BAGGG
Bruh
I'm bout to hurt someone
stray vault
this is also good even tho eternal right? if im playing high hands
Spaceman when I play a hand only one time the whole run and it activates right at that hand
tribal knoll
madness is prob better most of the time
stray vault
Madness is situational
tribal knoll
but if you have midas mask its like x.50 mult every hand no?
stray vault
but if you have midas mask its like x.50 mult every hand no?
I mean its weak in the sense that the only viable combo is vampire midas
tribal knoll
yeah
stray vault
It gives u very limited option to play around
tribal knoll
i get that
stray vault
I actually played it with vagabond
Not bad
But it takes away the benefit that vaga gives me
Imagine u have a lot of magicians and u cant play anything
It sucks
unkempt pelican
I'm bout to hurt someone
tribal knoll
thats diabolical 😭
unkempt pelican
thats diabolical 😭
stray vault
Should have won that until i played a high card to dig for cards on the boss where u must play only one hand
tribal knoll
Not even unlucky, i just thought I was putting it on my ace
just gotta keep trying
tulip fulcrum
i tried speedrunning the naneinf wr seed
i got 5:50 but i record it with timelaps on my phone so that i don't have a lot of space occupied on it
stray vault
Damn i respect your resilience
tulip fulcrum
it's fun once you understand it
stray vault
I could never
tulip fulcrum
u just follow the video and try to optimize the mouse movement, it's not that hard lowk
stray vault
Thats not my thing tbh
tulip fulcrum
i wanted to put the timer in game but it crashes
stray vault
I like to play the game myself
tulip fulcrum
valid valid
stray vault
Anyone here play core keeper?
obtuse dagger
stray vault
mage build 💀
What was your pet?
unkempt pelican
Pet?
unkempt pelican
Core keeper was a phase
stray vault
Wdym?
unkempt pelican
It was a gaming phase for me
stray vault
Yeah
near olive
umbral hazel
I'm jonkling it 🎶
left echo
e53 :3
frozen swift
Should have won that until i played a high card to dig for cards on the boss whe...
Na bro this was the last shot too
Black deck is soo gay, like you have ro use Skip tags to get a good start
cedar echo
Easy
unkempt pelican
Black deck is soo gay, like you have ro use Skip tags to get a good start
Wonder why you die so much in black deck you skip
agile field
peak plasma deck set up
junior summit
bro WHAT am i playing
iron marsh
Finally 😭
unkempt pelican
bro WHAT am i playing
iron marsh
Now I can actually play the game
tropic spire
I FINALLY BEAT PURPLE STAKE
undone warren
do you guys think this is a better card design for my balatro-like board card game?
undone warren
I FINALLY BEAT PURPLE STAKE
congrats :D
the next stakes wont be as hard as a jump so you can do it, good luck :3
frozen swift
Wonder why you die so much in black deck you skip
No that's literally the only way to make it out. Think abt it. The first shop ur only getting 2 dollars. Is u get a Skip tag where u get 25 dollars after ante you get big gains. You also have to take in consideration that you will do worse on other blinds because you have less jokers. I'm saying you lose 2 dollars from small blind, and one from both big and boss, plus one intrest
solemn elm
No that's literally the only way to make it out. Think abt it. The first shop ur...
that is absolutely not the case at all
frozen swift
No that's literally the only way to make it out. Think abt it. The first shop ur...
Basically 19 dollars and a skipped shop or nothin
frozen swift
that is absolutely not the case at all
Explain
solemn elm
Explain
skipping means you have to beat a harder blind before getting to a shop, so you're much more likely to die unless you get something immediately from it from a charm tag
left echo
what? 😭
unkempt pelican
No that's literally the only way to make it out. Think abt it. The first shop ur...
It not about interest it about getting jokers to beat ante 2
worldly canyon
Like being privileged enough to getting those jokers
frozen swift
If anything you loose boss blind but it's only a small setback
solemn elm
It's the first ante
450 with 2 discards 3 hands is not ideal, you can't consistently beat the big blind anywhere near as much as the small blind
solemn elm
If anything you loose boss blind but it's only a small setback
it's a LOSS.
frozen swift
Ofc
worldly canyon
it's a LOSS.
I |I
|| |_
left echo
Like being privileged enough to getting those jokers
nah i’m just goated
frozen swift
But it's not like the run has got off the ground yet
verbal gorge
Omg halp
frozen swift
It's rq
verbal gorge
solemn elm
If anything you loose boss blind but it's only a small setback
sure you might not care, but the principle of the matter is that you lose the run which means it wasn't a good strategy
unkempt pelican
sure you might not care, but the principle of the matter is that you lose the ru...
Spitting facts
solemn elm
You're advocating for a losing strategy
frozen swift
sure you might not care, but the principle of the matter is that you lose the ru...
Bruh I'm literally just trying to get a good start stop hatin
solemn elm
not hating just stating
frozen swift
Just trust me alr
solemn elm
if your strategy loses, it's not a good strategy
solemn elm
Just trust me alr
No.
frozen swift
Most runs die on black deck anyways
solemn elm
I'm not gonna trust you if everything you're saying is counter to what I've experienced and been shown and you're presenting no evidence for what you're saying
unkempt pelican
Bruh I'm literally just trying to get a good start stop hatin
Good doesn’t mean consistency and non consistency means death
solemn elm
Most runs die on black deck anyways
every run wins if you're playing optimally
frozen swift
On black gold :/
solemn elm
I know
frozen swift
every run wins if you're playing optimally
I agree on white
solemn elm
I agree on white
I agree on every stake
unkempt pelican
I agree on every stake
frozen swift
And how optimal is optimal
solemn elm
And how optimal is optimal
what
left echo
isnt is proven that every single seed is winnable
solemn elm
isnt is proven that every single seed is winnable
No
unkempt pelican
isnt is proven that every single seed is winnable
God is not so merciful
solemn elm
there just isn't any evidence of the opposite being the case, there isn't a known impossible seed.
frozen swift
So ur sayin you can join the game rn, go on gold steak and win within 3 attempt?
tacit sage
Alright, I dont like these changes, but maybe you guys would.
tell me what you think. Did I make it even worse?
frozen swift
there just isn't any evidence of the opposite being the case, there isn't a know...
But in your case this is like playing perfectly
solemn elm
So ur sayin you can join the game rn, go on gold steak and win within 3 attempt...
Not my point, but I could.
My point is that optimal play makes every run beatable.
frozen swift
No one is gonna play perfectly
solemn elm
But in your case this is like playing perfectly
Which is what optimal play is, yes
unkempt pelican
Alright, I dont like these changes, but maybe you guys would.
tell me what you ...
There is no guarantee in anything, just be realistic about it if you skip a blind you loose a shop and no shop = no jokers
frozen swift
But it's rng, u don't know what's coming kinda
tacit sage
There is no guarantee in anything, just be realistic about it if you skip a blin...
Wrong reply?
frozen swift
I'm just saying Skip small blind first ante on black if a good tag alr
unkempt pelican
Wrong reply?
My bad lol
verbal gorge
isnt is proven that every single seed is winnable
Which joker should I sell on the next boss blind? I have a five of a kind hearts 4's build im torn at what I will have to sell for the boss blind next round? My ceremonial dagger is only at 26, maybe that?
frozen swift
What's ur deck like
left echo
why are you asking specifically me? lol
unkempt pelican
But it's rng, u don't know what's coming kinda
But the point, by not skipping I give my self the opportunity to obtain a joker if it a good joker it can allow me beat more blinds and see more jokers and so on
tacit sage
Which joker should I sell on the next boss blind? I have a five of a kind hearts...
You probably should sell either Lusty or the 4/10 joker. At this point, the base mult they provide are probably the weakest stuff you have. If you want to be safe, consider getting mr bones, since thats basically a 1 time use 4x mult joker
solemn elm
But it's rng, u don't know what's coming kinda
there is an element of RNG, but that doesn't mean there are impossible seeds or that you can't plan/account for said RNG.
for reference;
I've streaked at gold stake 15 wins in a row, on one single deck my record is 13.
The WR winstreak is 93 on blue deck gold stake
foggy quarry
what are card editions😭😭😭
frozen swift
But the point, by not skipping I give my self the opportunity to obtain a joker ...
I just don't think there is a joker that can help you earlygame to deckbuild and also support you enough lategame for shop to be worth it, besides one ( excluding legendarys)
solemn elm
I just don't think there is a joker that can help you earlygame to deckbuild and...
why does it need to do both?
unkempt pelican
I just don't think there is a joker that can help you earlygame to deckbuild and...
Deck build? in black deck your goal is to survive
verbal gorge
You probably should sell either Lusty or the 4/10 joker. At this point, the base...
10- 4 Roger that, thanks a bunch for the advice!
fiery yew
i wish pluto levels were +1 mult and 20 chips
unkempt pelican
If you die ante 1 or 2 there is no deck building
frozen swift
why does it need to do both?
I would rather have 19 more dollars then a choice of max 6 jokers
frozen swift
If you die ante 1 or 2 there is no deck building
Idk bout that bud
foggy quarry
what are card editions😭😭😭
anyone
solemn elm
I would rather have 19 more dollars then a choice of max 6 jokers
if you beat the boss blind
frozen swift
Yes
solemn elm
how are you beating the boss blind consistently with 3 hands 2 discards
frozen swift
Rng
unkempt pelican
Idk bout that bud
Excuse me, all due respect if you loose the run the-run is over
frozen swift
My last run I literally just did it
fiery yew
what are card editions😭😭😭
foil holographic and polychrome
verbal gorge
You probably should sell either Lusty or the 4/10 joker. At this point, the base...
Omg bro
solemn elm
My last run I literally just did it
"consistently".
a sample size of one doesn't prove anything about consistency
frozen swift
I would rather have a good start but it take long to get that good start then have multiple maybe attempts
verbal gorge
tacit sage
I fucking beat it
GG
solemn elm
I would rather have a good start but it take long to get that good start then ha...
I would rather have a higher chance of winning each run than play more runs
because I care about win% and win streaks
frozen swift
Bro sold 2 jokers?
fiery yew
guys how hard is painted deck gold stake because thats my next deck to 100% after checkered
verbal gorge
Bro sold 2 jokers?
I had to sell one before the boss to get bones
frozen swift
I would rather have a higher chance of winning each run than play more runs
Welp there u go
solemn elm
guys how hard is painted deck gold stake because thats my next deck to 100% afte...
not in the bottom 3 but it's one of the more difficult decks
verbal gorge
Then I had to sell another one the boss
unkempt pelican
guys how hard is painted deck gold stake because thats my next deck to 100% afte...
Bigger hand size is pretty good
fiery yew
not in the bottom 3 but it's one of the more difficult decks
what are the bottom 3? other than black ik that
unkempt pelican
Green?
frozen swift
They all seem easy to me
unkempt pelican
They all seem easy to me
Says the person dying on black deck smh
frozen swift
Besides one of em, I can't remember
foggy quarry
foil holographic and polychrome
ty
frozen swift
Says the person dying on black deck smh
Hey, this is the only one I'm struggling in
It's literly the hardest deck
solemn elm
what are the bottom 3? other than black ik that
black < plasma < nebula...
fiery yew
i feel like Grimbo, Banner & Ramen benefit in green
frozen swift
Plasma???
foggy quarry
isnt here a stake that increases the rate of gettin eternal jokers?
solemn elm
isnt here a stake that increases the rate of gettin eternal jokers?
no, just that they can appear (black stake)
frozen swift
the 2x blind size stacked with green and purple stake make it difficult
Ig but if u pull smth good from the card packs ur chillin
fiery yew
Ig but if u pull smth good from the card packs ur chillin
thats like any deck bro
solemn elm
Plasma???
to consistently win on Plasma you need to pivot from chips to xmult ~half the time
frozen swift
Specifically in plasma it's better
fiery yew
to consistently win on Plasma you need to pivot from chips to xmult ~half the ti...
you do that by ante 3
maybe 4 if you have stuntman
unkempt pelican
Besides one of em, I can't remember
fiery yew
i mean as long as you dont get violet vessle you are fine
solemn elm
you do that by ante 3
maybe 4 if you have stuntman
no, you don't. from mine and a few other very experienced players takes & runs I've seen, you should pivot around ante 5
fiery yew
oh
solemn elm
no, you don't. from mine and a few other very experienced players takes & runs I...
per run it'll differ, but that's the typical pivot point
fiery yew
lowk steel runs are underrated only carried by baron mime
fiery yew
lowk steel runs are underrated only carried by baron mime
a red seal number card would last you longer than a face card
frozen swift
Huh
frozen swift
Oh
fiery yew
is the reason why
frozen swift
But what abt barron
fiery yew
for endless you obv go face but i dont play endless on anything above black
fiery yew
But what abt barron
its good but since its a rare its eh
frozen swift
Yoo
frozen swift
I just logged into my other computer and it reset my progress after the hex
Attempt #2???
No I literly won
Light
I have a red seal glass ace and death plus fool
spark patrol
hii
frozen swift
Mr completionist ++ person I love you
fiery yew
the manacle shivers when 2 chicots step into the room
frozen swift
Omg
Idk why the same didn't transfer but thank the lord
Time ro get off this goofy deck
Shiii
50000k short
Damn
frozen swift
Yo
undone warren
skipping haters when investment tag enters in early:
mint plank
yo
undone warren
bro I just hit a 1/3 ankh
sick oar
bro I just hit a 1/3 ankh
better start crafting up a wild card straight build
undone warren
better start crafting up a wild card straight build<:balatroheart:11395247702081...
I lost immediately after because of a misclick
again
sick oar
welp
south nacelle
throwback is such a goated joker
undone warren
best balatro tip ever:
dont play balatro when sleepy
I threw 5 good runs back to back
south nacelle
either i'm lucky or built different cuz i'm on melatonin and won my 2nd game ever 😭
undone warren
either i'm lucky or built different cuz i'm on melatonin and won my 2nd game eve...
after early antes yeah you cant have much to throw
and early blinds arent that hard once you figure the game hard me thinks
south nacelle
alright maybe sleepiness has the exact opposite effect on me
undone warren
yeah no Im stopping trying to force me to get a good balatro run
I threw another run
south nacelle
alright maybe u were right 💔
undone warren
alright maybe u were right 💔
first time against the needy?
south nacelle
i threw my luckiest ever game oh my god i'm gonna cry
undone warren
i threw my luckiest ever game oh my god i'm gonna cry
at least it wasnt 6 lucky games
south nacelle
south nacelle
at least it wasnt 6 lucky games
am a newbie so i guess trial and error is to be expected
undone warren
am a newbie so i guess trial and error is to be expected
wanna hear some tips I learned along the way?
south nacelle
sure!^^
what i always do is gamble for a flush cuz i always use ancient and end up fumbling a very lucky run
undone warren
sure!^^
so... try experimenting with jokers the most you can, try straights and pairs and 3oak / 4oak runs, experience the most you can and dont get on a single joker, build what your run gives you because balatro is more of a puzzle roguelite when you think about it...
Dont be scared if you dont get +chips, as long as you have decent +mult and xMult you will always be fine as long as you make your cards give enough chips in their own
Think a lot on when buying jokers after the first or second one, a good joker is a joker that makes your run go well
also buffoon packs are really good, specially the one in the first shop, you should buy if you need new jokers or if rerolling is too high of a cost
that and keep playiing the game
Im still a newbie with 40h of balatro
lol
20 of those hours were just failing and failing
south nacelle
so... try experimenting with jokers the most you can, try straights and pairs an...
woah.. i always keep room for a +chips joker and gamble for one thinking that they're really important
- yea i REALLY like buffoon packs they always come in clutch
tho idk what jumbo version packs do
south nacelle
that and keep playiing the game
highest ante i reached as of now is 10 which is like nothing compared to the mathematical equation chips i see on some vids xd
sick oar
Id rather die than do pair builds
signal oracle
skipping haters when investment tag enters in early:
I only like skipping when it's investment, negative or when anaglyph gives me a lot of doubles /srs/gen
tribal knoll
Id rather die than do pair builds
lmfao
tribal knoll
what are the other 2
sick oar
Pair,the plant,obelisk
tribal knoll
replace the plant with the 1 that sets your money to 0 and we're p much the same
sick oar
nah the only thing saving it is if youre in debt so it sets your money from a negative number to 0.
tribal knoll
oh i didnt think about that
but ive never had that happen to me
a run where i'm in debt by the time i find that boss
sick oar
im rarely in debt so
But the ox can suck tho its not run killing
i personally despise the mouth or the eye
sick oar
lmao what?
late ore
Mb if it wasnt
sick oar
It was.
late ore
Balatrodle!
sick oar
Even tho i clicked it like a idiot i wanted to play
long sleet
Balatro Balatrez está jugando Balatro
sick oar
Told my mom im quiting work going pro in balatrodle
fierce python
Hey, I just got all the joker stickers, why isn’t the steam achievement coming?
neon wren
that's checked before new stickers awarded. win another game any stake
sick oar
Hey, I just got all the joker stickers, why isn’t the steam achievement coming?
i had to win a run to get it,just win a quick whitestake see it if works
fierce python
Ok thanks
timid cedar
the order of you being granted the gold stickers and the achievement checklist being looked at are wrong
the game looks for the gold stickers before you actually get them
which is why it happens for C+ and C++
prime nova
Yet another Spare Trousers Obelisk run (Black Deck, Gold Stake)
opal tapir
it's.. beautiful
ivory plume
it's.. beautiful
Doomed yuri
sour sun
mossy zodiac
Should I drop the Showman now while looking for The Blueprint? Traditional naneinf with 4 brainstorms is impossible, right?
dense acorn
hello chat
joined to see if anyone wanted to see the insanity of my first ever Cryptid run
timid cedar
#⚙・modding-general is where you'd want to be
dense acorn
<#1209506360987877408> is where you'd want to be
👍 ty
obtuse snow
no fucking way (balatrodle spoilers)
rain narwhal
So fucking unlucky, just needed 1 damn spade and never got one outta 3 whole discards
prime nova
it’s beautiful…
almost there... (next goal: ante 39)
rain narwhal
Its israel taking control of my game to not give me a single spade
Benjamin Netanyahu took control of my game because I didnt give all my golden jokers to fund the IDF
Because you dont get it...
Nobody gets me...
Im such a chud
wet nebula
almost there... (next goal: ante 39)
do not tempt me..
this took me like 2 weeks to pull off
cedar echo
when is balatro updatingggg
It comes out when it comes out
modest terrace
It comes out when it comes out
cloud umbra
love me a good baseball card run
modest terrace
love me a good baseball card run
congrats
thin glen
love me a good baseball card run
Peak set up!
tardy crest
tardy crest
Guys why are we not freaking out about this
flint copper
Smithing is fucking terrifying
cloud umbra
hey anyone knows why i'm don't geting archivements of balatro
which achievements? any?
some only unlock when you complete 1 more run after you did the achievement
dull carbon
any people better than me at balatro tell me how accurate these stats are
steel nimbus
i beat orange stake!!!
steel nimbus
any people better than me at balatro tell me how accurate these stats are
difficulty is overrated and rng is slightly overrated but otherwise its accurate
it's also not really turn based probably
but like thats whatever
dull carbon
it's also not really turn based probably
the options are 'real-time', 'turn-based' and 'auto-battler' so i thought it would be appropriate for turn based
steel nimbus
fair enough i guess
dull carbon
but yeah you are probably right about the rng
steel nimbus
rng is an element but skill replaces reliance on luck
it's rng based but not luck based
idk
dull carbon
i play too much gold stake so my opinion is a bit swayed and rng matters much more
yeah i get you
cedar echo
i play too much gold stake so my opinion is a bit swayed and rng matters much mo...
Yay another gold staker
steel nimbus
well hey
i just unlocked gold stake
so like
im gonna be one
but im not that good yet i guess
cedar echo
You gotta beat it to be one
steel nimbus
im gonna be one
cedar echo
but im not that good yet i guess
Gold is all I play now
dull carbon
i almost have all decks gold stake i have a couple that are missing
dull carbon
white stake is more fun
steel nimbus
but i'm not that good at it
dull carbon
i dont like going endless too much
steel nimbus
thats like
dull carbon
i like my runs to end and move on, i always prefer the earlier antes anyways
cedar echo
I don't like white stakers 💔
steel nimbus
thats why white stake is good is endless
dull carbon
cos earlier antes matter more i feel
steel nimbus
white stake is leisure fun and gold stake is adrenaline fun
or whatever
but i like both
dull carbon
i play a lot of mods so i always assume they are balanced around white stake
but i havent played much balatro recently
steel nimbus
most of the game is balanced around white stake
dull carbon
the stats were for a website im developing i just needed an accurate review
dull carbon
most of the game is balanced around white stake
yeah unfortunately
steel nimbus
it took localthunk like a year and a half to get c++
he didnt even do it
so yknow
but it's good that way
i think the balance is good as it is
steel nimbus
eh
i am like the only person who is not excited about it
not that im like
hating it
i just dont really care and i'm happy with how things are and i am afraid that it might change the game in ways that make me hate it more
also damn i really beat orange stake on like my 5th attempt only
i struggled so much more on purple
cedar echo
Yall gotta do this next
cedar echo
I mean do it in 8 rounds lol
steel nimbus
that'll happen eventually
steel nimbus
what was it lol
cedar echo
that'll happen eventually
Not as easy as you think
cedar echo
that's why i said eventually
Well, message me ss when you do it!
steel nimbus
it will not be for a while
i have a lot of things i want to do before i am interested in attempting that
cedar echo
Rn I'm going for c++
cedar echo
I only have 28 jonklers left
steel nimbus
i have 150 jonklers left
modest terrace
what was it lol
QoL mods
steel nimbus
oh
i dont play with those
idk i only play two things, overstimulated qol hyper modding and complete vanilla
modest terrace
understandable
steel nimbus
i mostly do vanilla though
modest terrace
i almost never play anything with mods that haves big changes unless I already 100%
but use a lot of QoL
i like those
steel nimbus
i don't even have all of the jokers discovered or anything which is interesting and that's not even relating to unlocks
but yea
qol is... not something i like
most of the time
its useful for making mods and i do that sometimes
modest terrace
you have to prepare for a 1v1 of who gets more chips and instead of boss blinds is a 1v1, the one that loses all lives loses
is funny
wanna?
(My dearest apologies, I regret to inform you of my inaptitude to produce a completely perfect sentence in the language of English. I sincerely hope you can forgive me for this obstacle that lays in the path of our conversation)
abstract furnace
(My dearest apologies, I regret to inform you of my inaptitude to produce a comp...
dear exquisite sir,i must inform thee that my english is not at an honourable plane
modest terrace
dear exquisite sir,i must inform thee that my english is not at an honourable pl...
Esteemed and most eloquent companion, then let us both find comfort in our shared imperfection, for even flawed words may yet carry splendid meaning
acoustic geode
Balatro balatrez
modest terrace
brooo the satellite joker is driving me insane while trying to get it
acoustic geode
Baron mime
steel nimbus
"at least"
fickle moss
Hi
modest terrace
<:balatrojoker:1139524811421405224> <:balatrojoker:1139524811421405224> <:balatr...
omg is jimbos party
may i come in?
fickle moss
Yes
modest terrace
🦆
cerulean lotus
I heard a noise complaint from neighbours. What's going on here. 
fickle moss
Its a jimbo party
glad oriole
I heard a noise complaint from neighbours. What's going on here. <:scholar:11857...
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmrowmeowmeoemroemeoemeowmeoemroemeowmeowmeowmeowmeoe
cerulean lotus
Its a jimbo party
Understandable have fun.
cerulean lotus
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmrowmeowmeoemroemeoemeowmeoemroemeowmeowmeowmeowmeoe
I am sorry i don't speak cat.
glad oriole
haiii
little sable
lavish ingot
our school's electricity just died lmfao
the instant panic of my IT class when we all realized we havent saved our work and our pcs have shut down
mortal anvil
hii evyone!! am new on ths ser, but he alredy in my favorits, best commty EVER.
dense vale
today's balatrodle thing is this
prime nova
A little tidbit: 12 X1.5 mult triggers is approximately the same as 7 X2 mult triggers
(Pythagorean comma)
umbral hazel
I'm jonkling it 👔
gusty egret
iam jacking it
void geyser
sturdy gyro
I was hoping to wait out for a blue stake update. But you know what, I feel like coming back to regularly play Balatro.
ebon void
Hey guys i started playing yesterday on pc steam, Is it possible to synch my progress from that to the mobile version? I just bought the mobile version as well
woeful condor
Hey guys i started playing yesterday on pc steam, Is it possible to synch my pro...
I believe it isn't possible
ebon void
Yeah that's what I thought too
woeful condor
but idk tho maybe there's a weird debug-ish way
ebon void
Ahh well looks like I'll just have 2 save files
woeful condor
I’m literally a fool
distant quarry
Overstock news when?
buoyant coral
Can I get good jokers for straights cause i need to unlock flush joker that gives x3 mult
plain hull
I ALWAYS COME BACK!
outer birch
Always forget to read the boss blind 😞
prime nova
Can I get good jokers for straights cause i need to unlock flush joker that give...
Wait… but The Tribe only gives X2 mult
pale lion
Y'all I'm doing a black deck run and first shop was half joker, after I beat the first boss the shop had blueprint, and the next shop I bought a spectral pack, got a wraith and got burnt joker
Holy luck
sharp cliff
legendary synergy
tired venture
"Ok I'll reroll the boss as long as its not the plant I should be Fin-" 🫥
Why does this game hate me so
I actually almost beat it by like 400 chips
livid breach
black deck gold stake is getting boring wtf am I supposed to do now
Mods?
Or any other gold stake I guess
thin glen
should I do a 6 credit card run on black deck?
forest wagon
yeas thays a goodidea
torn pendant
whats the best joker placement here?
sullen leaf
Tbh that's already good enough
acoustic geode
Surely more triggers for sock
torn pendant
Surely more triggers for sock
i was thinking the same
but more bloodstone triggers or just sock triggers
torn pendant
its not modded
acoustic geode
You don't
tribal knoll
yeah
torn pendant
do y all have a good video?
acoustic geode
Well plasma is not a must but it does make stuff a lot easier
regal hinge
yooo bro can we get cavendish
we have cavendish at home
cavendish at home:
glad oriole
yooo bro can we get cavendish
we have cavendish at home
cavendish at home:
what even is this
regal hinge
what even is this
some random roblox game
tribal knoll
mods get this guy
dense ravine
hi
uneven marsh
:P
versed gulch
Ok I am so over this bug ahhhhhhhhh
I have golden stakes on all decks except anaglyph. I’ve beaten it 3 times and just beat it with 5 negative jokers. The deck did not get the stake and the jokers didn’t get it either. I had some low quality jokers as negatives too so that would’ve made completionist ++ a lot closer
I’ve reported the bug and I know it’s been present on mobile forever so I’m praying it gets fixed
glad oriole
oki
frozen swift
skipping means you have to beat a harder blind before getting to a shop, so you'...
ngl I just had a run without skipping. Some how first boster pack had a red seal holo 3. I picked it up and won with hanging Chad, blueprint and brainstorm. I won the run getting 9.78e9 on gold. That first blind shot might of cooked
deep moat
hi!!
glad oriole
ngl I just had a run without skipping. Some how first boster pack had a red seal...
broh e9 doesnt even exist balatro would just give you 9,780,000,000
uhh i think
blazing kelp
Wasahh
frozen swift
broh e9 doesnt even exist balatro would just give you 9,780,000,000
Yea it's the same thing
unkempt pelican
some random roblox game
I the judge of hell would like to review this game. What is the name of it?
regal hinge
I the judge of hell would like to review this game. What is the name of it?
[🃏] CARDLIKE
unkempt pelican
broh e9 doesnt even exist balatro would just give you 9,780,000,000
E does exist
glad oriole
E does exist <:mr_bones:1380031463499759654>
i know gabey
im just saying balatro wouldnt display it as e until e11
unkempt pelican
i know gabey
Gabey?
glad oriole
i am silly
quasi wraith
I'm new to balatro and I was wondering if y'all had any tips for black stakes I have it available for ghost deck and I struggle with the white stake on the red,blue,and green decks so any help would be appreciated thx
glad oriole
regal hinge
unkempt pelican
Limbo. Lust. All gone… with Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but hunger- purged all life on the upper layers, and yet they remain unsatiated… as do you. You’ve taken everything from me, machine. And now all that remains is PERFECT HATRED.
glad oriole
big ass dog
glad oriole
Limbo. Lust. All gone… with Gluttony soon to follow. Your kind know nothing but ...
woaw
regal hinge
big ass dog
stupid funnie big dog
glad oriole
machine, i will cut you down, break you apart, and play the gore of your profane form across the stars! i will grind you down until the very sparks cry for mercy! my hands shall rElish ending you here and now!!
unkempt pelican
Hahaha is that the best you got?
You need more POWER!
You’re getting rusty machine.
unkempt pelican
On what difficulty?
arctic otter
Ultrakill....
glad oriole
i play standard mostly
ill mobe up to brutal later
ive already p-ranked p-1 so i have some skills i think
funny fact the thing that really convinced me to get ultrakill aside from good reviews is the OST
arctic otter
I still need to P-rank the prime levels on brutal but MAN I just cannot be bothered with flesh prison
glad oriole
i love music in games
arctic otter
funny fact the thing that really convinced me to get ultrakill aside from good r...
That's so fair, it's really good
glad oriole
I still need to P-rank the prime levels on brutal but MAN I just cannot be bothe...
i cant wait dor brutal prison with the ficking maurices
unkempt pelican
Brutal is very well brutal and not for the kind hearted I only need to P-Rank violent prime sanctums
glad oriole
i forgot violent is thing
unkempt pelican
I don’t know if I will play brutal
arctic otter
The only things I still need to P-rank are the prime sanctums on brutal
glad oriole
That's so fair, it's really good
altars of apostasy gave me chills lel
arctic otter
I love deep blue
unkempt pelican
funny fact the thing that really convinced me to get ultrakill aside from good r...
What got me into ultrakill at first was a silly angel saying you insignificant fuck! And my friend saying buy buy ultra kill
unkempt pelican
Lol
arctic otter
What got me into ultrakill at first was a silly angel saying you insignificant f...
My friend was like "hey man you should play this"
Life changing moment right there
arctic otter
i love gianni matragrano
YEAHH he's so cool
glad oriole
ill admit another factor in convincing me to play it is the uhh femboy stereotype thing
hehehe
arctic otter
My boyfriend got me a birthday message from Gabe, it's is so cool
arctic otter
ill admit another factor in convincing me to play it is the uhh femboy stereotyp...
Hell yeah
arctic otter
He's a big ultrakill enjoyer aswell, so he put in references too
It was so cool!! Ruagh
glad oriole
luckyy
arctic otter
https://youtu.be/3zS6zX2QNqY?si=nAy9zrzd4bmXv5l1
I love this video
unkempt pelican
I know right
unkempt pelican
My boyfriend got me a birthday message from Gabe, it's is so cool
That is awesome
regal hinge
https://youtu.be/3zS6zX2QNqY?si=nAy9zrzd4bmXv5l1
amazing
unkempt pelican
You know what to do
slim junco
Algum Br aqui
jagged siren
Dose anyone have a ps card so I can get the game dm me if u do
Cause I don’t have that much money
slim junco
@ocean wolf you smell bad
coral pebble
I LOVE 8 BALL!!!!
unkempt pelican
Cause I don’t have that much money
rain narwhal
My first baron mime run! Was a lot of fun
Its a pretty okay seed imo, someone better than me could try it out
untold cove
<@&1133519078540185692> ?
Brand new account advertising a discord. Not sure if that should be allowed
neon sentinel
steel nimbus
lol
tired venture
Sock Or scary face
Im running pair though
2
Unfortunately
3 of a kind?
Full house?
btw how do people run 5oak
tired venture
Ahh thats cool
steel nimbus
or whichever
steel nimbus
the more you make, the more often you can get that hand
until you can get it to 100%
tired venture
It probably takes luck tho no?
all those hanged men and cryptids
I wish I did bruh My deck building is buns
Ive neen stuck on red deck purple for so long
does rebate trigger more kings the more you get the kings?
Ahh
theres so much about balatro idk
beautiful really
thx
If Im going for $400 do I take Investment?
slim junco
😭 🙏 ?
fair escarp
Hi guys I just wanted to say my pal @austere oyster isn’t a predator!
austere oyster
Hi guys I just wanted to say my pal <@1135405483214250035> isn’t a predator!
💔
wth is this ping
fair escarp
wth is this ping
Just making sure my fellow balatroa’s know!
austere oyster
Just making sure my fellow balatroa’s know!
im pretty sure you said that wrong twice
fair escarp
No I didint want to say ER at the end
austere oyster
that would be right?
fair escarp
that would be right?
No I feel like it would be an offensive word to use
austere oyster
💔
tepid cliff
Guys what do i pick
late mortar
Guys what do i pick
pluto
tepid cliff
I love high card runs
slow wyvern
hm
tribal knoll
quite the synergy!
slow wyvern
Sneaky cryptid in the sixth sense?
i wish, but i cant play a hand to activate sixth sense 💀
coral pebble
Got the most dumb I've played yet lol
(I got burglar before last blind, dg was useless afterwards)
muted orbit
Not.. enough.. aces..
crystal fulcrum
I'm here because I installed the PS5 version when I have PS4 save data.
merry anvil
Hello funny card game enthusiasts
muted orbit
Baron first ante, thoughts?
merry anvil
What deck
muted orbit
That was a joke but😭😭
merry anvil
ah
lofty hull
I'm looking for a seed with a polychrome letter, red seal, and DNA with glass letters 😎
sinful stirrup
No luchador death on ante 11 :/
merry anvil
F
tepid charm
We're NOT Charlie Kirk 
frozen jasper
yo what are good mods
timid cedar
ask in #⚙・modding-general, also that is a highly subjective question and entirely depends on what you want out of a mod
hallow topaz
tulip fulcrum
random ahh build
muted orbit
w mr bone
tulip fulcrum
oh wait its white stake
yeah i only played it on a set seed to try and speedrun the naneinf wr buy never did an actual run
cedar briar
thanks for nothing
tulip fulcrum
damn
woeful condor
thanks for nothing
this always happens to me but with bp
muted orbit
Me with photo😭
buoyant cliff
thanks for nothing
Yeah
Don't take it i guess :P
-# or just sell it instantly
cedar briar
i kinda had to nothing else worked lmao
i had it for like 2 rounds before dying because i'm contracted with skipblinditis
crystal perch
hi guys currently ante 17 on plasma
i should drop the brain storm for a DNA right? still looking for the anti matter voucher and currently capping at e40 with 3 Dna's on Baron and 1 brainstorm on mime.
crystal perch
this is my first legit run at a possible nan inf so not too sure on how to tackle it
coral pebble
random ahh build
this build makes me
tulip fulcrum
this build makes me
makes you?