🎙・server-chat

[lean crane]

¿Is that a motorcycle?

[little moat]

Feliz navidad

[dense wolf]

Merry Christmas, ya fifthy animals!!!!

[dusk tartan]

I wanna play a run with yorick and merry andy ngl

[grave rock]

Merry Andy yall

[marsh orbit]

Merry chrysler all

[barren cape]

Cuboid

[marsh orbit]

Ty for finding this

[fathom minnow]

Proper Chrimbo gamers x

[thorn crown]

I GOT OVER A MILLION CHIPS FOR THE FIRST TIME

[deft beacon]

#1226597231289827458 message

[rose pivot]

a copy of hanging chad

[hushed iron]

hello everyone #merrychristmas

[exotic sparrow]

Why you asking on balatrocord

[tawdry glen]

Best I can do is Death tarot card

[fringe cape]

Nevermind guys

Forget about that

I don't deserve that shit anyway

[deep saddle]

oooo i hope its negative

[spare crypt]

Hello everyone, can anyone help me with this please?

Game is completely stuck. Im on phone

[rose pivot]

restart game

[spare crypt]

Done a couple of times

[spare crypt]

Any other ideas?

[high sinew]

Merry Jimbosmas!

[flint copper]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[novel fjord]

thx

[timid cedar]

we gonna get this one too?

[vapid gulch]

hmm

Cerulean bell didn’t ruin anything

[slender tree]

i got jimbo plushie today :)
i feel maternal

[keen yew]

Hi

Can somebody show me how to get better at balatro? I hate watching tutorials on YouTube bc I often can’t follow

[rose pivot]

nope

[wicked mirage]

you have to be more mindful of when you play

and you can just watch play throughs of gold stake, and see what usually works

[keen hazel]

Merry Christmas

[spare crypt]

Do you know where I could ask?

[cinder flame]

Is it theoretically possible to beat infinite mode? Is it only possible with Naninf?

[glad oriole]

no, naneinf still doesnt pass ante 39

[storm sluice]

what deck do you unlock after complete a game with black deck

i spent my enitre afternoon trying to beat it but i still failed

[haughty pelican]

wah
how tf do y'all pass ante 12

i can't even on white stake

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🧑‍🎄 🤶 🎅

[rose pivot]

i’d say your runs done mate, you did well just accept it

[chilly mulch]

imagine destroying one random card in your hand and getting two enhanced aces

[south nacelle]

i won my first ever run and it was my luckiest run ever

[royal lance]

Is that obelisk?

[south nacelle]

yep :D

[royal lance]

I can't believe you made it till ante 9 with that thing

[south nacelle]

it's only because it had polychrome xd

actually i had 5 polychrome cards before selling some

[ruby lily]

that's pretty grim

[royal lance]

the problem with it is that it reset like every 3 hand you play

[pallid night]

Am I the only one that forgets to use consumable tarot cards

[forest wagon]

well no, just play one hand lots and then dont

easiest way to get a 10x mult joker in this game

[twin lion]

spam high card at the start and play your hand later when you want to start scaling it

[storm sluice]

when is the next update?

[forest wagon]

on monday

[pallid night]

Yesterday

[tacit oracle]

baseball hack cloud9 htr

[plain gust]

I did not get cloud 9 thanks for that

that one is ice cream as well

[tacit oracle]

I see scholar as well

[tacit oracle]

Fortune TELLER!!!!

[plain gust]

Baron, mime, baseball card, runner, hack, scholar, odd/even, cloud nine/I've cream, hit the road/vagabond, vampire/cavendish, fortune teller/crystal ball

[tacit oracle]

is the last one midas mask?

[strange gale]

its one of the best scale jokers

[plain gust]

nah he's just in bananas

also the only holidays it has on the calendar are ones that have jokers related to them lmao

[tacit oracle]

tuff

[plain gust]

i.e. fibonacci day

[tacit oracle]

wjat about the second to last one

jolly joker I guess lol

maybe giftcard

[slim junco]

Sick

Splash the goat

[plain gust]

not sure, didn't think there was a santa joker

the joker card for christmas Day is gift card

[next summit]

Merry christmas gamblers

[pallid night]

Happy Halloween to you too

[flat lantern]

Balatro Christmas

Balaba

[white pulsar]

Merry Christmas!

[peak jay]

Rip first round of black deck

[lusty canopy]

I got a jimbo as well!

[elder harbor]

Baffoon pack the right choice unfortunately

[atomic ibex]

do someone relate to me, i play for damn half a day, and almost everytime i play soul card i got canio

[royal lance]

i never see soul card in my run

[rose pivot]

i would cry

[swift fulcrum]

hi

[royal lance]

hi

[swift fulcrum]

hru

[royal lance]

normal

how about you?

[swift fulcrum]

im ok

[royal lance]

good

[spare crypt]

Oh too bad. Alright thanks

[uneven garden]

👋

[lyric loom]

Merry Balatro Christmas

I wish I had something funny to say after this but whatever I only provide x0.75 mult

[wet tangle]

There are alternative methos to get it (apks and piracy)

[stray escarp]

👋

[uneven orbit]

👋

[vast forum]

ya'll I fucking played balatro style poker with my family

and my dad won back 2 back with 4 aces

twice

[hybrid path]

Assistance someone

I just paid for balatro and its still in my cart and shows as unpaid.

what do i do

[glad oriole]

idfk

[ivory tide]

Ok, i have 250hrs into game, completionist achiev, and just found out this intriguing mechanic about 4 fingers: 1st ss is straight 2nd ss is straight flush

Had no idea that it'd count 2 different hands and combine them into straight flush

[slim junco]

I got a pc so I can play more Balatro at once

[timid cedar]

<@&1133519078540185692>

<@&1133519078540185692> not done yet

[umbral lintel]

4E24TRVG

First naneinf attempt (unseeded), couldn’t find perkeo or keep good econ

[eager kite]

holy shit

[hybrid path]

i solved my trouble

[verbal moth]

guys wtfk

I was just listening to SOAD and wanted to play and that's what came up, wtf

lol now yes

Okay, it was definitely a bad idea not to take the mime for that letter holder

[tame mango]

The credit card is going crazy

[verbal moth]

good run??

[worthy zinc]

Hello People :D

i just want to play balatro but if i start the game my gpu is just crying and dying with the gpu ram... idk how to fix this.. just purchased and downloaded the game today..

does someone have an idea how i can fix this?

[verbal moth]

sr bones in the shop:

[verbal moth]

how much ram have your pc

[worthy zinc]

16gb

[verbal moth]

wtf bro

i have 4 gb

how ?

[worthy zinc]

idk

[verbal moth]

You probably have a lot of tabs open, maybe a run or two with very expensive wildcards, or something random.}

idk how that are posible

[worthy zinc]

if i start the game i can like play for 20 secs then my gpu ram is maxed then my ram gets maxed and after that it goes to swap on the harddrive..

[verbal moth]

reset the pc bro

ohhh

you purchase the game?

[worthy zinc]

jea

[verbal moth]

mdfk

idk

i have balatro pirate

[worthy zinc]

clean

[verbal moth]

sorry i dont have enough money

i have 4 dollars bro

and premium on spotify

[ivory tide]

Dude, balatro is dirt cheap, c'mon

[verbal moth]

sorry ok??

bruh

i have balatro on steamunlocked btw

hey guys

check this

[ivory tide]

It's way better to have pirated yt/spotify premium/adblockers than balatro, he actually deserves money

[verbal moth]

that are a good run on a random seed?

[verbal moth]

nope

balatro is that one game i have pirate

i have ultrakill paid

and minecraft

spotify legitim

Balatro is the only game I have pirated.

i have 4 dollars on steam bro

[worthy zinc]

same

[verbal moth]

lol

hmmm

[worthy zinc]

but only because i bought balatro today lol

[ivory tide]

I'm not police or judge anyway, so whatever xD

[verbal moth]

lol

hahah

i speak english brothers

Ñ

I feel weird talking to English people

im spanish :v

[ivory tide]

Good purchase bro, i can tell

[worthy zinc]

daiumm

[verbal moth]

uh

i have balatro on play store

i can download that on pc??

[worthy zinc]

i have 3h but now i cant play the game anymore :c

[ivory tide]

Halfway through completionist ++ achievement rn

[verbal moth]

play store is avalaible on pc

eya guys

holy fkass

bro

[ivory tide]

Afaik, it's seperate instance

[verbal moth]

dna

uh

3 dna

on the first shop

wtf

[verbal moth]

wtf is that idiome bro

language

[ivory tide]

Polish

[verbal moth]

bruh

ok

你會說中文嗎？

hehe

[ivory tide]

Tried to reset pc ?

[verbal moth]

silber i told you that

[worthy zinc]

nah i have to much stuff on there to just reset rn

[verbal moth]

:/}

[ivory tide]

THATS WHY u need to do that

[worthy zinc]

hmm...

[ivory tide]

Mby too much stuff in background is clogging up ur ram

[verbal moth]

I already expected that to happen

again

naneinf run

4 perkeos

2 barons

3 mimes

hanging chad negative

the perkeos are negatives

and triboulet

How broken is that run?

150 cards in 1 hand

[ivory tide]

Reddit for the rescue

Mby will work

[verbal moth]

i have that run on reddit

is so

broken

[worthy zinc]

THANKKSSS :DDD THISSS WORKKKSS

[ivory tide]

Also

Works every time xD U have issue ? U can bet some1 else already solved it on reddit

[ivory tide]

Glad :3 Comment is from 1yr ago, so yeah, they didn't fix it 😛

[worthy zinc]

xd

[verbal moth]

im back

9 minutes

[whole trout]

Guys quick question, I got Balatro for iOS but I’m considering buying it for mac as well cause I wanna play with mods. Do all the mods work on Mac or only some? Or none?

[verbal moth]

nope, balatro dont have mods on MacOs

ik

guys i have a seed to naneinf

U8RJYV6N

perkeo and a joker negative in a pack

ante 1

[thick compass]

blunderous response

it has worked for a while

it is just weird because it is mac os

[mighty sluice]

What do I do here

[tame mango]

Incantation, sigil, or nothing

[mighty sluice]

Don’t know if I wanna risk a flush 5

[dry pivot]

time to get rid of sock?

[livid breach]

Holy airball

[fringe sorrel]

hii

[glad oriole]

would lowkey be better to sell chad if it wasnt eternal

[elfin flame]

F?

[glad oriole]

L

[mighty isle]

Yo guys what does -1 ante and -hand slot do for me? If im already on ante 8? Does it actually do anytbig still or no?

[signal estuary]

GUYS WHAT DO I SELL??

[brave wedge]

Brainstorm (jk)

Maybe 6th Sense? Depends on your deck

also I'm not a pro in any way don't trust me

[signal estuary]

Yeah maybe but I do want Déjà vu so idk

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🎄

[frozen nexus]

[pallid night]

[wooden frost]

Webo

[crimson nimbus]

Am I able to transfer data from my phone to my pc? I don’t want to have to unlock everything again but I also don’t want to disable achievements

[acoustic geode]

Nope

[halcyon sequoia]

evening chat

lmao

there is a very select few who will get this

[rose jewel]

Chat, is this for real?

[halcyon sequoia]

oh you should check out this mod everything is reskinned

oh that's FOUL

[rose jewel]

what the

[halcyon sequoia]

what

[sonic portal]

Came Here to View the bug reports to see if anyone else solved the black screen on startup issue..

[halcyon sequoia]

DAMMIT

[flint copper]

This is clearly project moon…

?

[hardy flume]

I am yet to be addressed

[forest wagon]

you are homeless?

[plucky lantern]

i got balatro calander for xmas

[atomic ibex]

i got 3 canio in a row, 2 of em happened in 1 game

[tawdry glen]

GLORY TO PROJECT MOON!!!

[weak tangle]

actually blessed luck

[random haven]

Give me the chad

[vivid island]

The Elephant... Is it in the room with us right now?

[rose pivot]

or another ankh

[random haven]

I had seltzer, I won, I lost seltzer, I lost during ante 9

A win is a win

[exotic sparrow]

its like 1 photochad

[random haven]

[whole trout]

So it’s a little harder to set up but still possible is what you’re saying? I don‘t mind as long as it works at all

[next ivy]

When update?

[wise plaza]

What's everyone's stats at these days? I play naneinf way to much also only 113 souls on this account

These days I am exclusvely unseeded plasma deck

[random haven]

newer player, best my first gold stake like this week

[ivory tide]

Most way through completionist ++
Unseeded Ghost deck goldstake farm rn

[gritty agate]

Hi guys im new, how can i play 1v1?

[ivory tide]

All i know, u need mod for that

[gritty agate]

The name of the mod?

And where can i download?

[ivory tide]

I found that on Balatro mod manager app

[random haven]

guess who just got photograph two times with abandonned deck

[wooden frost]

Congrats

[frozen fossil]

im getting balatro for christmas today!

[sharp lark]

who ever beat green deck blue stake tell me your secrets

[forest wagon]

dont waste all your money and get scaling jokers (and planet levels)

dont skip

same things as any other deck

[royal lance]

.

[torn pendant]

chad supremacy

[torn pendant]

man i love flush with all my life

[true warren]

every time i get canio i never get any opportunities to destroy cards or when i do the hand i get has no face cards 😞😞

[random haven]

just get perkeo and hanging man ........

[true warren]

bro….

i cannot believe my eyes

2 soul cards by ante 6

canio & yorick

do NOT let me sell‼️‼️‼️

squandered. kms. someone else try this seed, orange stake nebula EQNUDNR7

[boreal niche]

Photo is bad trib which is good idol which is bad aj which is good bloodstone which is bad photo

[zenith wadi]

I did

[royal spoke]

Where should I put my blueprint? I have no idea how to maximize this.

[forest wagon]

on photo

[open badger]

man wdym 1,200,000,000 score? ma highest was 20k or smth 🥀

i play the game almost everyday

[forest wagon]

skill issue? 🤔

[ivory tide]

How only 20k

[old current]

does anyone know if the game will ever have cross saves between devices?

[open badger]

probably

[ivory tide]

To beat the game u need 100k, u never beaten it ?

[open badger]

nah lol

[ivory tide]

Want some tutoring ?

[open badger]

💀

[eager vessel]

just play more. it’s simpleee

[open badger]

how much more exactly

i play like 3 hours a day

[eager vessel]

it took me a good bit to get that first win but after your first it comes naturally

[ivory tide]

For how much days ?

[open badger]

4-5 months

[ivory tide]

._.

[eager vessel]

ok.

you gotta change up something

[forest wagon]

just save more $ and buy jokers that scale and planets, use your discards and hands smart and only play hand types you know you can draw

[eager vessel]

show stats.

[royal spoke]

I don’t know why, but my brain couldn’t decide between photo and ballot.

[open badger]

one sec

[ivory tide]

BP on photo is 6 triggers, on ballot only 5

[royal spoke]

Thank you!!

[forest wagon]

think of a situation with no blueprint, then try adding it to each, ballot giving 2 triggers of 2x from photo, and photo being another 3 triggers of 2x

[rapid hill]

No?

[forest wagon]

you are homeless?

[rapid hill]

Maybe?

[eager vessel]

this is from a while back lowkey but i just found it scrolling through my photos

[forest wagon]

thats a big dck

[eager vessel]

don’t be staring at my deck

[royal spoke]

lol

[ivory tide]

Kek, we waitin

[royal spoke]

What’s everyone’s stats? I wanna know how much better I gotta get.

[ivory tide]

Get to gold stakes man, that's where the fun begins

[royal spoke]

I have gold steaks on plasma. Is that what you mean?

I just joined the discord not too long ago, so I’m probably missing a whole lot

[ivory tide]

Nah, on like every deck

[glad oriole]

balatro

[royal spoke]

So get gold steaks on every deck what does that do for me? Is that just a flex? Or something in the game open up

Also, I plan on my phone. I don’t have any mods or anything like that.

[ivory tide]

Just flex and completionist+ acievement

1,4% so quite the flex

[royal spoke]

Damn son!

And it’s in a whole Nother language crazy lol

[ivory tide]

There is 0,7% achievement Completionist++, which is complete gold stake run with every single joker on winning hand

[ivory tide]

Just Polish, don't mind

[royal spoke]

Cześć!

[robust totem]

q

[modern escarp]

im trying to get gold stake

on abandoned deck]

its my first time getting it

[ivory tide]

Ride the bus is ur best friend there

[modern escarp]

it's been already 2 days since ive been trying

[ivory tide]

What jokers/hands u mainly use ?

[modern escarp]

well

as its abandoned deck

[shy dove]

on every deck

well except plasma

[modern escarp]

i like to use that one joker that adds +1 mult each time i play a hand without using a fcace card

[ivory tide]

True, but especially on abandoned

[shy dove]

not rly

its abt as good on abandoned as on any other deck

[ivory tide]

Thats ride the bus

[shy dove]

its easier to use with stuff like runner or supernova i guess but like

[modern escarp]

and also some x mult jokers

[modern escarp]

oh ok sorry

like that one

hologram

[shy dove]

dont look for specific jokers in your runs

just go with what the game gives you

[modern escarp]

i usually dont

[ivory tide]

Yeah, just try to have good chips scoring, mult and mult

Usually that's it

[modern escarp]

but nothing appears 🥲

[ivory tide]

And econ in earlygame

[modern escarp]

yesterday i lost to the boss blind

in ante e8

ante 8

im kind of a new player, its been about 3 weeks since i downloaded it

but im really addicted

[ivory tide]

Wanna live tutoring ?

[modern escarp]

for sure

[ivory tide]

I just have 260hrs, but i'll try my best xD

[modern escarp]

i have 63 i think

[civic timber]

Right after the vampire…

[junior marten]

I have a question: Is it possible to BEAT ante 12 While doing Jonklerless?

(ive called jokers that forever. (ever since i watched rofflelite.))

[junior marten]

my best is on my switch

however i think i may have reset my profile

it seems like i have

E18 is best hand

for me

[civic timber]

Bouta beat gold stake for the first time

[eager vessel]

congrats

what deck?

[sly dagger]

I got defeated by the plant right after on ante 9, I'm crying

[white sky]

Bro 1 point 💀💀💀💀💀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

[pallid sapphire]

ngl it's pretty cool when it does happen

[slender knoll]

when you 😂😂😂 joker! 😂😂😂

[small crest]

ace of clubs

Gotta love erratic deck

[slender knoll]

does balatro progress save offline on mobile

[small crest]

Uhhhhhh

I think so?

Dont take my word for it tho

[slender knoll]

my parents unknowingly took me off the wifi and i cant ask to be put back on

using another phone

[small crest]

I guess it should have local saving

[tame mango]

Scam

[next ivy]

Guys when the update will come out

[waxen adder]

soon

[next ivy]

When

[waxen adder]

lol idk i’m jp

[next ivy]

Im edwin

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🌻

[civic timber]

Green deck

[abstract obsidian]

Christmas was goated this year

[random haven]

filthy rich

[sand leaf]

O la wea cuma

Las weas

Otakin mi dios

Ouyea

[lime valley]

Balatro is my fav game of 2025 lol. love it ❤️

[tardy hound]

2026

[spiral burrow]

😞 still haven’t won gold stake

[rose pivot]

feed me your seed.

[rose pivot]

it’s rough out there

[small crest]

for the love of god re-read your own message

this is NOT a normal notification

😭

[rose pivot]

sooo

you gonna give me the seed which i desire

[slender knoll]

can a rare and negative tag apply at the same time or no

[small crest]

💔

I dont have it

Youre weird

[raven dome]

Good joker set up?

[civic timber]

My phone camera is broken

And i don’t know how to transfer switch photos to my phone

[sand grove]

whays that one song that go "YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH daaaa diii daaaah dooo daaaa diii daaah doo"

[heady sorrel]

guys any tips for cruelty?

[warm ibex]

Are there not any voice channels to stream the game while playing?

[sand grove]

like animal cruelry orrr

[amber abyss]

i just got the game im tryna learn

[neon torrent]

make balala free pls

[heady sorrel]

the cruelty challenge in game

[swift fulcrum]

on it!

[swift fulcrum]

the hamsters one??

[royal lance]

i hate when this happens😭

[pallid night]

Skip the boss blind

[royal lance]

I cant😭

[pallid night]

Rip o7

[royal lance]

am i cooked?

[pallid night]

Boss blind debuffed everything you have

[royal lance]

that was planet

[pallid night]

You could say that this boss will leave quite THE MARK on your run

[rose pivot]

yes very. usually unintentional

[glad oriole]

hows is he speaking while taking a swig

[royal lance]

idk

[tender locust]

Mods save us

[upper badger]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[twin prairie]

Got em from my phone pewpew

[upper badger]

Thank you! :D

[glass gazelle]

yeah

[sinful sparrow]

alright, completionist+ is done lol, time to get the stickers for all the Jimbos

[native viper]

have you ever goes so far into the antes that the game start to lag

[sinful sparrow]

nuh uh

the evidence :p

[proven tartan]

hes scottish it's a passive ability

[random haven]

I mean

what did they do to my photochad

[red light]

oh my god i finally have a laptop and cryptid thank you lord

[gray gulch]

Bro just today I got to ante 187 bro holy was that hard

[storm hornet]

Should i upgrade my two pair or not?

[spiral ruin]

WE CANT LET THIS HAPPEN

[random haven]

Wtf is it

[real copper]

ah yes balatro on roblox

its incomplete rn tho doesnt have all the jokers

or decks

or vouchers

or boss blinds/finisher blinds

[spiral ruin]

but its just trying to straight copy balatro

[real copper]

yeah

[midnight orchid]

insane 😭😭😭

[midnight orchid]

@hoary kernel

[sharp compass]

That's one of the weirdest ways of getting Balatro in the bad way

[spiral ruin]

fr

[distant quarry]

photo Chad

[frigid mural]

Chat, Balatro in Yuzu and 60fps 😭🙏

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🛂

[lyric vine]

is it better to do one stake for each deck or finish all stakes on a deck

[north crescent]

changing every time is better

[rose pivot]

i do them in order

so i win a stake and then move to the deck on the right

and complete the same stake

[blazing kelp]

I play that

[rose pivot]

why.

[blazing kelp]

Its the only way i can enjoy balatro without balatro

Cuz if i had balatro why would i play that

[rose pivot]

…

do you own an iphone

[blazing kelp]

An android but i do have a phone

[rose pivot]

nvm then

[blazing kelp]

Why did u ask?

Does iphone have it for free or smth

[rose pivot]

2 week free trial of an apple thing that has balatro on it

[blazing kelp]

WHAT

Man 🥀

Welp i mean the alternative is better than nthm

It just updated 2 minutes ago so cya

1 good thing abt them they have original names and art

So it aint a carbon copy

[slim crypt]

can i send GIF fifth a chicken ?

[icy lotus]

les gooooo

[uneven estuary]

DAMN

swashbuckler wit eg

[icy lotus]

not just that

what do i sell for

[uneven estuary]

kill off..;... hmmm

[icy lotus]

mutual server: Yahiamices

[uneven estuary]

YWES

YAMAHAMOUSE

[icy lotus]

yababoi

[uneven estuary]

egg is probably the best choice here as gift willg ive +6 mult to swash every round and egg only gives +3

and you could get 2 gifts

from invisible]

[icy lotus]

aight

[uneven estuary]

yahi.

the horse is here

[icy lotus]

but uhhh

boss blind ox ;-;

[uneven estuary]

what does ox do again

isnt it like get rid of all your cash if u play a certain hand

[icy lotus]

yuh

ts frying my brain

idk what to get

[slender knoll]

got a soul JUUUST before verdant leaf

it wasn't chicot

[icy lotus]

WHERE NO WAY BOI

WHERE NO WAY

[uneven estuary]

kill off the legendary if its not one you can use

[slender knoll]

i did and won the run

[uneven estuary]

cool

[slender knoll]

it was trib

[icy lotus]

that reminds me, i once did a baron mime run bc i had perkeo and triboulet came in

in ante 12

too late

too late

[runic zenith]

Should I take the showman or still keep the hallunion?

My deck still needs alot of deck fixing

Oh wrong chat room

[rose pivot]

could u give me seed

pls

[icy lotus]

BCQTXNHJ

[warm umbra]

My first gold stake win

[glass kiln]

just hit a 0.0005% chance of spaceman and brainstorm not upgrading my pairs a bajillion times in a ro

[icy lotus]

been playing balatro for 1 month and ts my stats

is this luck

i dont do a lot of seeded runs

ts just ridiculous

[slender knoll]

Dead Leaf

All Jokers debuffed until 1 card sold

[real copper]

deja vu?

soul????

youre insanely lucky if those are your top 2

[slender knoll]

ante 16 bosses

Crimsoner Heart - Disables 2 Jokers every hand

Ambest Acorn - Flips Joker cards then shuffles them every other hand

Verdant Tree - All cards debuffed until 2 Jokers sold

Ceruleaner Bell - Forces 2 cards to always be selected

Violeter Vessel - 8x blind size

[icy lotus]

Tree sounds terrible

[slender knoll]

it is

[icy lotus]

How abt ante 24 and ante 32

Do we just triple it

And quadruple it

[slender knoll]

3 jokers, every hand, 3 jokers, 3 cards, 10x

[icy lotus]

And so on and so fourth

[slender knoll]

32 you have to beg for it not to be tree unless you have 80 negatives

you'll have to sell 4

[icy lotus]

Verdant forest 💔

[slender knoll]

then bell actually becomes a boss

basically choosing your whole hand

[icy lotus]

Bell should’ve been gong

Bc gong bigger

[slender knoll]

verdant leaf
verdant tree
verdant forest
verdant world

[icy lotus]

Localthunk start taking notes

[icy lotus]

Verdant planet sounds better

Instead of world

Heart should be brain

Acorn would be chestnut

So on and so fourth

[slender knoll]

new one

Vermillion Crown

0.25x blind size

All Jokers debuffed

hope you like hand levels

[real copper]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[swift sail]

neat

[slender knoll]

MR BREAST OPENED HIS NEW CASINO!! I WON TWELVE BRAZILLION DOLLARS!!!

[swift sail]

Mr who????

[pallid night]

I just opened chat what just happened

[slender knoll]

white stake you have to score 12,500 with hand levels and card enhancements alone

[real copper]

that seems pretty easy lowk

i mean it depends on your build ig

if youre playing smth like photochad say gg

unless you play like glass red seal

[slender knoll]

let me pull out the balala calculator, baron mime deck fixing

[slender knoll]

most bm builds level up high card not typically flush five

a flush five with red seal steel kings with 10 hand size gives 200k

level 1

so yeah pretty easy

high level pair with no deck fixing ill see

8k

[shadow ivy]

This seed so cool

[rose pivot]

thank u

[proud kindle]

Hey jimbo

[icy lotus]

No high contrast cards ;-;

[shadow ivy]

😌 no tarot ;-;

[icy lotus]

What’s the leftmost joker?

Can’t tell bc it’s negative

[shadow ivy]

Constellation :))

[icy lotus]

Ah ok

[shadow ivy]

[cursive pasture]

can anyone coach me for a while i want to get good but my max ante is 5

[forest wagon]

send your decisions here and people are sure to comment

[cursive pasture]

come on i lost on ante 5 again

how do i pass it?

[royal lance]

What deck do you play?

[cursive pasture]

blue

i have the 5 color decks

red blue yellow green and black

[royal lance]

Blu is easier for ya I guess

[maiden cove]

👋

[forest wagon]

why did you lose

did you have too little chips or mult

[swift cradle]

guys i bought the game like 5-6 hours ago and im trying to beat the game

[forest wagon]

did you have too little money across the whole run

[swift cradle]

i have played on mobile before what do you guys recommend me?

[cursive pasture]

i dont really know

[forest wagon]

well try to pay attention to those 3 things, chips, mult, and money

[wintry iris]

What’s the trick to go past ante 10 cos the multipliers from there on stack like hell

[swift cradle]

whats the tip of playing with green deckk??

like whats important

[wintry iris]

Focus on one shot builds so you don’t waste hand and discards

[swift cradle]

high card builds?

[wintry iris]

Early game green deck is stacked if you can build properly to get the blind done in one hand without wasting much discards/hands just focus on ur pair/two pair

No

High card is bait

[glad oriole]

stack a bunch of xmult

[wintry iris]

Even then the jump from 9 to 10 is like 200-500k idk how people go past that

Unless you need to unlock the specific jokers to be able to even get through

[glad oriole]

yes endless scales stupidly fast

you have to be prepared jn advance

you really just need multiple xmult jokers

and maybe glass cards

once you get to ante 12 tho u should be done with endles

nothing much else to unlock from it

i guess maybe it could help with 100000k

[acoustic geode]

The game is not balanced around endless

[glad vale]

Hello guys! I’m new here

[acoustic geode]

Hello

[woeful condor]

heya

ever heard of balatro?

[glad vale]

Yeah xD and I can't get past the plasma deck

[unborn granite]

i have not, what is it? /j

[pallid night]

What's that

[woeful condor]

a brand new ice cream type

[woeful condor]

shi idk ask that guy

[unborn granite]

mmm 😋 sounds yummy

[pallid night]

Wait what stake do you unlock plasma deck

[woeful condor]

uhhh i think purple

right?

[pallid night]

Idk bruh I'm in blue stake

[woeful condor]

cause orange is erratic

[pallid night]

I've heard that plasma deck op

[woeful condor]

good luck with that

[pallid night]

I want my discards back

[woeful condor]

it's fun but i've heard it relies too much on rng

[woeful condor]

sudden difficulty spike

[swift cradle]

what is the best strategy for first white pot

im trying to build for three of a kind with green deck

[mellow sonnet]

white pot?

do you mean white stake or something else

[opaque shard]

White stake is pozo blanco in spanish I'm pretty sure

So yeah

[limpid tree]

ugh

[spiral burrow]

What do you normally do for a chip based gold stake plasma deck? Even with a blueprint + square joker up to 250 chips each it’s not quite enough. So I’m wondering what’s the easiest way to get there

I know mult and xmult is better but I don’t feel lucky enough to set it up again

[random haven]

square scales veeeery slowly, if you wanna go for a scaling chip joker, runner is better

not sure about the name

the one that scales off every straight

[spiral burrow]

I’ll see if I can give that a try

[random haven]

square scales 4 every hand, runner is 15

my best bet : having 2 runners

ankh or invisible, or even showman, but if you want to go full chip, maybe it's better

[spiral burrow]

Thanks

I have gotten to like e20 before a couple times but I haven’t found the right stuff again and I just want to beat gold stake 🥲 we’ll see how runner goes when I find one

[random haven]

It's my tool for chip base, but I don't think it's better for plasma

and xmult is good in plasma only if you hit something recursive, else I just go stupid for +chip +mult

[open skiff]

can someone help me diagnose the crash

[dense wolf]

idk why but i keep thinking of cosplaying

[slender knoll]

hologram is the coolest looking jonkler

[serene arrow]

joker poker

balaro

poker

joker

balaroo

[rose jewel]

balala

[mild swallow]

i made naneinf today and it was the most scuffed shit

i failed 4 times

like

i forgot to copy burglar

then i instinctlively copied mime

and it went after one hand

i had no econ at the end

and i barely got serpent

then

the most unsatisfying things happen

i get 50 kings

some gold but mostly steel

and i try to get the naneinf fast to piss of my friend

i turned off animations and 512x speed the game

and when it scored it wasnt naneinf but e357

i forgot to turn of talisman

i quit the game to reload save

and turned off that mod

and opend balatro to score that again

and i hit start new run

[wide lagoon]

oof

[mild swallow]

😭

[wide lagoon]

GG nonetheless ig??

you had it

[tender basin]

Hi

[wide lagoon]

hello

[mild swallow]

yea

thanks

[limpid tree]

are you kidding me

i only have a single level in flush man

i gambled on a wraith

oh my god bruh

[vivid palm]

perfect depiction of greed

[limpid tree]

i was like "oh hey ante 1 brainstorm, i should pick up the next scoring i can get so the run doesn't end early" and then no scoring showed up

anyways, queen and her court

finally done with nebula deck at purple stake though

[fallow silo]

my background looks off

[verbal shale]

christmas update 🥹✅✅

[fallow silo]

i wish

that's be hype

[vital ferry]

Fun fact: you can't look at both of your eyes at once in a mirror

[white pulsar]

playing with both cryptid and paperback make for some very funny runs

[spiral burrow]

:(

🥳

[lyric vine]

HUH??

well i dont need perkeo anymore so...

but like there is no good leg jokers either

[thick lion]

el gato balatro

[simple cliff]

never ended up finding baron

[tribal knoll]

im so bad at the plasma deck its insane

thought it was the easiest 1

how wrong i was

[mellow summit]

easiest for the first ante

[lyric vine]

you not scoring enough purely on steel?

[simple cliff]

I was and I had a lvl 35ish high card but I got outscaled

[lyric vine]

aw unfortunate, what were you scoring?

[simple cliff]

ended up scoring about e15 after selling a mime for a bean next ante

[lyric vine]

do we pick up dna here?

i could start making glass and have dna..

scoring e18 ante 11 (white stake) with literally nothing else

[zenith wadi]

Yes

[spring wing]

hello chat

[glass gazelle]

yeah

[gilded delta]

bluebrint

[keen hazel]

I love Tori

Yuri

[sharp cliff]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[boreal niche]

chat i might lose this run

idk my jokers aren't very good

[glad lark]

sell the red card

[still sierra]

[proud heron]

Yo this seed banging, should I pick up the ecto, - 2 hand size, I'm at 8

Also how rare is this

[lyric vine]

ride the bus carried, e27 🫡

[thick lion]

then you realize you lowkenuinely actually might be into men

[thick lion]

balatro?

[tepid torrent]

its me, jimbo balatro, and i will give you +4 mult

[thick lion]

why not +5

[tepid torrent]

because im evil

[nimble crater]

but why not ink?

[tepid torrent]

maybe

[left echo]

why is that brainstorm smaller than the other ones

[lyric vine]

brainstorm was triggering

i think

[left echo]

ohhhh ok makes sense

[dusk tartan]

ngl chips is a must

too much xmult

[boreal niche]

you get enough chips from pluto

mercury i mean

why did i say pluto

[dusk tartan]

pluto is similar to mercury both in game and irl

just ignore the fact that mercury is blazing hot

the size is pretty close

[bitter steeple]

wee storm

[thin glen]

Hello

[full birch]

bot 🫩✌️

[winged wave]

Is this a sign from above telling me something?

[lyric vine]

unfortunate

also round 1 buffoon 🔥

[light ridge]

only xMult challenge

[glad oriole]

weestorm

[dapper sequoia]

Hello.

[true yacht]

@lament portal lets play tf2 ?

[ornate fable]

Bucket

[royal lance]

i love this deck

[dim ferry]

first shop madness in non-perishable is crazy

[mellow sonnet]

ive never used this joker

how tf am i supposed to win with this it makes the game harder

[dim ferry]

yea it suck but in perishable challenge every joker now eternal so it doesn't matter

[wind imp]

this is literally my second run. idk if its good or not honestly.

[south jackal]

bro already figured out the red card.

im in disbelief

[wind imp]

honestly

idk what it does

i havent got it to work all this time

[south jackal]

do you know how to read?

hover your cursor above it and you see the text

[wind imp]

i know just

[south jackal]

the 2 packs on the shop menu

[random haven]

Come on man, we're not on a league of legends discord

[wind imp]

im new to this game i have no clue what it does

[south jackal]

on below right corner

there are 2 packs

if you open

[wind imp]

i have no clue about anything

[south jackal]

and skip them

red card gains +mult

[random haven]

@wind imp when you open a booster pack, you can click a skip button, clicking this gives +3 mult to the red card

[south jackal]

and gives that number when you play a hand

[wind imp]

oh ok

thanks

[random haven]

it's a good joker if you are filthy rich

I personnaly don't like it much

[south jackal]

if you can keep yourself at 25$ its pretty good i'd say

[wind imp]

aw hell nah am i really gonna win on my second run???

im doing really good

[south jackal]

it took me life 13-14 runs to beat the game for the first time.

my only tip is never ever think tarot cards are useless ☝🏼

[wind imp]

honestly i got a pretyt good build rn

the game is easy to understand

[dim ferry]

i think u need some x mult joker and it fine

[wind imp]

yea i got a lot of those

and also blue joker

[random haven]

no, you have + mult 🙂

[south jackal]

what r u working with?

[wind imp]

ohhhh

geez i need to get some x mult jokers

[south jackal]

tips on how to beat black deck gold stake?

but on pokermon 🙏

[wind imp]

holy

im really confident im gonna win but well

that can change really quickly

[south jackal]

can i see ur joker slots

[wind imp]

k jsut wait

[random haven]

god bless dusk saving my stone card run

[wind imp]

here

[random haven]

it's russian ?

nah it's polish

is it polish ?

[south jackal]

looks cool

hope you get somethin good

[random haven]

to win you often need to get like 100 000 chips, so yeah mult will be a need

[wind imp]

100 000????

oh nice i beated the third boss

[random haven]

you have a few bosses before you get there

[wind imp]

k question

[wind imp]

nevermind

[south jackal]

LOL

[south jackal]

thats just a stupid stone build dont even look at it 🙏

[random haven]

I'm exactly where I want to be

[wind imp]

what.

[random haven]

My 3 best friends

[wind imp]

when did your cards turn into stone slabs???

[wind imp]

nice

even tho i have no clue what these do

[random haven]

first one add a stone card in deck
Second one gain +1 mult every hand you play without playing a face card
Third gives x3 mult on your second same hand (a pair, then next hand another pair)

[random haven]

Ah yes

[south jackal]

buh bye to card sharp

[random haven]

my hand is NOT 11K

[south jackal]

and i didnt realize my boss was hook, just threw a good run 🙏

ill beat this stupid deck one day i swear

[random haven]

chicot my beloved

[south jackal]

WHAT ARE THE ODDS

EXACT SAME 4 CARDS ON THE FIRST HAND?!

[random haven]

that's actually pretty

and an horrible hand to play, happily you have discs

[south jackal]

and now i broke the game...

didnt even draw 8 cards in the first hand wtf

is it a seed thing? BJPFPUUE

restarted but still the same

[timid cedar]

Do you have steamodded installed?

[wind imp]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

i lost ):

[south jackal]

i do

[timid cedar]

There you go

[south jackal]

?

[timid cedar]

That’s the cause

Steamodded causes this

[south jackal]

🙏

[random haven]

cavendish is a wincon right

[south jackal]

wanna bet on that cavendish going extinct?

[random haven]

in 3 rounds

xd

[south jackal]

try it

[random haven]

Alexa, play The Wall by Pink Floyd

[wind imp]

my new technique

[random haven]

pray for ancient idol not to play you later on but it look good !

[cursive pasture]

IM ON ANTE 6 FOR THE FIRST TIME ANY TIPS???

i wanna beat it so bad

[south jackal]

whats ur setup?

[cursive pasture]

blue joker, supernova, even steven holo and photograph holo

had a gros michel but it destroyed itself

[south jackal]

are you playing like pairs or flushes

[cursive pasture]

lvl 8 flush

mostly flushes

[south jackal]

this kinda defeats your supernova

[cursive pasture]

i got four fingers

should i buy?

[south jackal]

i tthink maayybe

if you get cavendish soon

it could be pretty viable

but if not you should replace supernova imo

[cursive pasture]

should i buy this?

[south jackal]

definetly

[cursive pasture]

its holo

then what should i sell

[south jackal]

i would sell either steven or supernova prob

[cursive pasture]

sold supernova

[wind imp]

17 thousand on round 11.

whoa

[cursive pasture]

dude i got flashcard now @south jackal

[cursive pasture]

yo

[wind imp]

all that in one hand

[south jackal]

i dont like it 🤷🏼‍♂️