🎙・server-chat

[bitter cape]

and I thought my school was fucked up

[lavish ingot]

never, german school are disgusting

they smoked cannabis and other weed

[bitter cape]

2 people here got caught... in the act

they were actually literally just fucking on school grounds yeah

[lavish ingot]

bro get a room

[bitter cape]

it was in one of those shitty restrooms too

oh they were only caught because someone was trying to take the edge off and heard the noise

because it was in a class period

[lavish ingot]

schools are traumatic

some people in my ||school shat in the gym locker rooms.||

💀

[woeful condor]

yeah same here

buncha guys passing around rum and cola

[woeful condor]

so true

moral of the story never go to school

[lavish ingot]

gamble on balatro, its way worth it

[flat lantern]

Wow!

Wow!

Nothing interesting happened in my school but we got a bomb threat once

[lavish ingot]

jeez

someone used fireworks in the bathrooms and broke one of the toilets to the point of flooding

[sharp hollow]

what the hell am i reading

[bitter steeple]

you are oddly square

[sharp hollow]

guess my favourite joker

[fossil bronze]

yes you do

[bitter steeple]

gift card

[fossil bronze]

do i spy with my eyes, a sebastian pfp

[lavish ingot]

school traumatic events i wont ever recover from 💔

[sharp hollow]

hmm it's a cool one not my fav

i actually don't know which one's my favourite

[fossil bronze]

who even uses gift card? what does it do

[bitter steeple]

Money.

[sharp hollow]

adds 1$ of sell value to all owned jokers and consumables

[fossil bronze]

like surely the +$4 per round isn’t THAT important

[sharp hollow]

it's good for temperance value

[fossil bronze]

No wait it’s +$5

[sharp hollow]

don't look at it like that

[fossil bronze]

Because gift card itself

[lavish ingot]

wait sebastian solace mentioned?

[fossil bronze]

yes

[sharp hollow]

consumables also count

7$

[fossil bronze]

whoa what

[sharp hollow]

but don't look at it like that

[fossil bronze]

okay that’s huge

[flat lantern]

It wasn’t even real it was just a spoof call

[sharp hollow]

look at it like this:

temperance gives +5$ for every round you keep this joker

[flat lantern]

Bullying culture is so ass in the uk

[sharp hollow]

you know, the tarot card that gives you money for sell value of your jokers

[fossil bronze]

yes

i do know

[lavish ingot]

fish man my beloved

[sharp hollow]

cool

[sharp hollow]

aw

[fossil bronze]

i’m glad to know it adds money to consumables too tho

[fossil bronze]

fish

[bitter steeple]

personally my favorite joker is hit the road

[lavish ingot]

man thats ass

[bitter steeple]

I think it's funny

[flat lantern]

They should have blown it up omg

[sharp hollow]

yeah, it's not really useful but it can do that

[fossil bronze]

“oh noooo you haven’t drawn any Jacks? Well F you and your 3 Blueprints, no xMult for you”

[fossil bronze]

i’ll have to give it a shot soon

[lavish ingot]

insanity

but lwk real

[bitter steeple]

The world was meant for chance and if I don't draw the jacks then the run wasn't meant to happen

[lavish ingot]

[fossil bronze]

Is shakespeare really dead?

[flat lantern]

no he’s still alive somewhere

I’m sure of it

[fossil bronze]

seb is genuinely the only thing on my pinterest page

[fossil bronze]

in the form of @bitter steeple

[lavish ingot]

how many times have u beat pressure

[fossil bronze]

0

i’m so ass at it

[lavish ingot]

i beat it twice

one of my friends beat it like 58 times

😭

[fossil bronze]

Are they perhaps unemployed

[flat lantern]

If I double tap messages I can gift you all a lovely little emoji

[lavish ingot]

yeah

pretty much

[fossil bronze]

unemployment my beloved

[lavish ingot]

real

[lavish ingot]

not next year tho

[fossil bronze]

indubitably

[slim sphinx]

yes you do :p

[fossil bronze]

do i have gif perms in here?

or is it image perms

Image

[bitter steeple]

Image and gif

As long as they aren't links

[fossil bronze]

ahhhh yeah that makes sense

i don’t have gifs on my pc as files tho

sadly

[bitter steeple]

Wouldn't want someone having fun

[fossil bronze]

fr can’t have fun out here

gifs are pretty convenient

would be a shame if they just weren’t fweaking availible

[fossil bronze]

seb cool 👍

[slim sphinx]

indeed

[fossil bronze]

what’s y’all favourite joker for just regular runs

[lavish ingot]

i have to pay rent to my parents

sure im not even an adult but

[fossil bronze]

maybe it’s just an incentive

[slim sphinx]

one i really like to find is chad

[fossil bronze]

hell yes

[slim sphinx]

my all time favourite is dna probably

[fossil bronze]

chad is a W

what about blueprint 🤑🤑

[slim sphinx]

ah well yeah that too

and brainstorm

:0

[lavish ingot]

chad/canvendish

[slim sphinx]

ah yeah cavendish

pretty based

banana

[lavish ingot]

i love bananas

[slim sphinx]

it’s a good fruit

[fossil bronze]

personally i stopped playing for jokers giving scoring i think cards and retriggers are 100 million times more OP

[slim sphinx]

and an even better joker

[lavish ingot]

the satisfying AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN!

[slim sphinx]

i think that that scales faster than most jokers

i once had a really good run

glass poly red seal queens

[lavish ingot]

maybe

[fossil bronze]

wrong one mb

i meant the red seal queens

[lavish ingot]

i had foto chad but i died cuz i accidentally played a hand instead of discarding it

ikik rookie mistake but

[slim sphinx]

oof that must’ve sucked so bad 😭😭😭

[fossil bronze]

i got a blueprint from a judgement ante 1 on white stake yesterday and still lost

[lavish ingot]

IT DID I WAS ANTE 7 SO FUCKING CLOSE TO MY FIRST WIN

[slim sphinx]

NOOOOOO TwT

i got gold stake on plasma by using photochad :3

[fossil bronze]

how many photos how many chads

[slim sphinx]

like one of each

and then the blue legendary

and a bunch of deck fixing

[fossil bronze]

🥹

triboulet right

[slim sphinx]

yahhh

pretty awesome

i have the print right here

i think

[fossil bronze]

i can never remember the names between Trib and Troubador

[bitter steeple]

A photo of trib

[fossil bronze]

a chad just took a photo of trib

[lavish ingot]

i was on the edge of bathing with a toaster

[slim sphinx]

wait no i mixed them up

hang on

[fossil bronze]

maybe you got Canio

+1x mult for each destroyed face card

[slim sphinx]

first is my photochad tribulet thingy, second is my gold stake win

i mixed them up 😔😔😔😔

[fossil bronze]

i love Dusk

[slim sphinx]

i sold dusk to get brainstorm

:C

[fossil bronze]

how could you 🥺

[slim sphinx]

IM SORRYYY

:CC

[fossil bronze]

i’m kidding brainstorm is cool too

[slim sphinx]

i got my first e score there

[fossil bronze]

no way

i never got an e score before

[slim sphinx]

yeah

[fossil bronze]

my best score was 47 billion i think

[slim sphinx]

woah

[fossil bronze]

from Shoot the Moon + Mime + Red Seal Steel Queen

[lavish ingot]

bro yall are good

[slim sphinx]

that’s still pretty good

[lavish ingot]

my best is litterally 52k 💀

[fossil bronze]

honestly it just comes with playing you’ll get there soon

[slim sphinx]

eeeh just played for a while

[fossil bronze]

do you know about Joker order

[lavish ingot]

i have like 1 month and few days cuz someone got it for me

[fossil bronze]

i salute the person who sent you the game 🥹

balala is so awesome

[lavish ingot]

yeah he's in the server

[fossil bronze]

very W

[lavish ingot]

yeeee:D

[slim sphinx]

what deck do you play?

like normally

[lavish ingot]

bro i only have the basic decks

[fossil bronze]

yea

but which one of those do u play

[lavish ingot]

like red to black

blue or green

[fossil bronze]

hmmm good choices

[bitter steeple]

You play green deck on purpose?

[lavish ingot]

moneys

i love meneys

[fossil bronze]

yes it’s more relaxing not to worry about interes

[slim sphinx]

i don’t love green, i like prefer yellow but good choice nonetheless

:3

[bitter steeple]

I didn't know it was like that. I hope you feel better soon.

[fossil bronze]

Yellow my beloved

[slim sphinx]

my path was like

red yellow hex plasma

only gold is still in plasma

[fossil bronze]

i love all decks but Blue

Blue is a great deck but i hate it because Red Deck doesn’t get enough love because of it

Unles i wanna unlock something i only play Red

[slim sphinx]

…even black deck?

[fossil bronze]

Show it some love for teaching us the game ❤️

[bitter steeple]

anything for an extra discard

[fossil bronze]

Yes black deck is really great if i get a lucky start

[slim sphinx]

hmm

meh alright

[fossil bronze]

i stopped playing black deck a long time ago maybe my opinion on it has changed since i last played it

but i wouldn’t know because Red Deck is my bbg ♥️

[lavish ingot]

yeah yellow is good too

[fossil bronze]

All decks are good

except Erratic

That greatly varies

[slim sphinx]

but the 10 of spades seed

it’s funny

[fossil bronze]

i think that’s a big avtually

Bug*

The chances of every card being a 10 of spades is like, one out of tens of Es

1/2986392937288364727282

just imagine it like that

[slim sphinx]

1 in 52^52

[fossil bronze]

hmm you’re right

[slim sphinx]

it is a bug

but it’s funnyyy

[fossil bronze]

yes

i love 10s and hate face cards

La Planta is evil

[lavish ingot]

hear me out

wheel of fortune hates me

ive used over 20 of it

[fossil bronze]

Everyone here will love you for this take

[slim sphinx]

it hates everyone

[lavish ingot]

NOT ONCE did it work

[fossil bronze]

EVERY Balatro media portrays Wheel of Fortune as evil dw

[lavish ingot]

ill love everyone who agrees

[upper badger]

[fossil bronze]

yeah just about 99% of people will agree

[fossil bronze]

like this guy

[slim sphinx]

more like wheel of misfortune

-# get it

[fossil bronze]

we do get it

very amusementations

8/10 joke

[slim sphinx]

let’s gooo

[fossil bronze]

where

balaland?

[lavish ingot]

god how i hate my back

[fossil bronze]

what did it do tho

[lavish ingot]

it hurts all day

[slim sphinx]

yeah i know a shortcut

[fossil bronze]

have you gone to a doctor about it?

[fossil bronze]

Oh god i hope it’s not the Path of Wheel of Misfortunes

[lavish ingot]

"im not moving enough" bro ive been regularly to gym for over 2 years

and i walk over 20k steps a DAY

[fossil bronze]

scoliosis?

you been checked for that

right

[lavish ingot]

idk

i hope

[fossil bronze]

scoliosis can frick up your back if you don’t work on rectifying it early on

i swim often for that reason

[ebon island]

Many sads

[fossil bronze]

yes

[lavish ingot]

brainstorm 💔

[fossil bronze]

very sad

[lavish ingot]

what are your fav spect cards

[fossil bronze]

tarot cards lowkey cooler imo

[slim sphinx]

wraith

cuz i yearn for dna

[lavish ingot]

oooo

[slim sphinx]

and sigil

and cryptid

[fossil bronze]

once a Ouija gave me kings on a baron-mine run

i then proceeded to lose

because i suck

[ebon island]

Immolate

Deck fixing and income

[slim sphinx]

very cool ouija :0

[fossil bronze]

yes

otherwise it’s usually useless unless you have 4oak maxed out

[lavish ingot]

CRYPTID IS BASED

[fossil bronze]

I remember once on Round 23 before the ante 8 boss I took an Orbital Tag for 4oak on Anaglyph

level 39 4oak shreds

it’s pretty dang good

[slim sphinx]

guys i gotta go shopping

byeeee

:p

[lavish ingot]

BYE

[fossil bronze]

bye bye

have a good day

😁

[lavish ingot]

we should frfr play pressure tgh

[fossil bronze]

r u talking to jaymzz?

[lavish ingot]

i mean, if you want to play idm`?

[fossil bronze]

ehh im kinda bad at it so i stopped playing

besides i'm also going shopping soon

so

sorry 😭

i would like to play tho

[lavish ingot]

yeah dw

[lavish ingot]

you just need to get carried trust

my first time was carried too

second, my friend disconnected while we entered the ridge

[fossil bronze]

i got to right past Sebastian on my best run

sadly i tink one of the monsters who run by and you havbe to hide from killed me

because i was too fascinated by the money in the drawers

[fossil bronze]

🙏🙏

hope that’ll work

[visual plinth]

.

[fiery vessel]

chat should i do it now

[lavish ingot]

ohhh maybe it was pinkie who killed u

[fossil bronze]

i wouldn’t know sorry 😭

it reminded me of Ambush from Doors

It came back after i died

[ebon island]

Credit card in the shop reroll

[lavish ingot]

OHH THATS FROGGER

frogger comes two times

pinkie doesnt flicker the lights

angler well

flickers once and comes once

double flicker is blitz and he's super fast

[fossil bronze]

oh i see

so there’s a lot of those guys?

[lavish ingot]

yeah many variants of the normal angler

[fossil bronze]

two times….?

[lavish ingot]

yeah, she comes once while u hide like normally - then she turns back and comes again

[fossil bronze]

no no i was referencing another character on roblox lol

haha

[lavish ingot]

whoops

[fossil bronze]

their name is two time

from another roblox game

[lavish ingot]

LOL SORRY

[fossil bronze]

i think they’re pretty cool 👍

[fossil bronze]

dw it’s kinda niche anyways so

i just assumed you might know since u play roblox

[lavish ingot]

uh two times sounds like a name forsaken would have(considering the killers in forsaken have names like 1x1x1)

but you never know

i havent played roblox in a long time since i have balatro

[slim sphinx]

we should definitely play pressure one day

[slim sphinx]

it is

✔️✔️✔️

[dawn kindle]

Hiiiii

[slim junco]

heyy

[dawn kindle]

He groomed me

[slim junco]

what'

[dawn kindle]

You lured me im only young

[lavish ingot]

woah i must be real smart

[slim sphinx]

they’re thing is that they have

2

lives

-# two time

[lavish ingot]

Ohhhh

kinda makes sense

kinda

[lavish ingot]

yeah :3

how many times have u beaten it

[slim sphinx]

loads

[slim sphinx]

trust

[lavish ingot]

[slim sphinx]

-# zero

[lavish ingot]

LOL

[slim sphinx]

BUT IVE PLAYED A LOT

ITS HARD

😔😔😔😔

[lavish ingot]

its okay ill carry (i suck at it too )

the newer ground encounters are HORROR

ive not beaten them cuz my device cant hold up with them and until it loads i fall down/ get eaten

[slim sphinx]

i haven’t played since the worth the wait

idk if it got updated

i miss pressure fr

[strange meadow]

is there a bug with the rule breaker achievement? when does it pop

i got all the runs done

i did a run afterward too

hows it work

[somber meteor]

what is the rule breaker achievement

[strange meadow]

complete all challenge runs

[somber meteor]

did you complete

[strange meadow]

yes

n i just did another run rn

[lavish ingot]

not yet

i think

[strange meadow]

one of yall know how this happens?

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🪸

[slim sphinx]

D:

[slim sphinx]

then i’m playing tn probably :p

[strange meadow]

any assistance on it would be helpful thx im a real stickler abt trying to get all the achievements

[lavish ingot]

nice

[solemn elm]

if youre on steam you can just use S.A.M (Steam Achievement Manager) to force unlock it if youve met the condition for it but it's not giving you the achievement still

[strange meadow]

might have to look into that

[robust cosmos]

Lucky?

[drowsy orbit]

heeey, i’m dying over here. after twenty years i finally cleared all the golden stakes with every deck. i beat the last golden stake and only survived thanks to mr. bones. but it’s not giving me the achievement… even though balatro says i’ve got 120/120 pits... what can i do? should i beat it again? </33

[dense night]

yeah it's a bug, if you win on any stake again you should get the achievement

[fathom fjord]

Let’s fuckin gooooooo

[ocean wolf]

Idk whats the right palce to ask but since a few days ago I can't stream Balatro on discord as it constantly counts is as minimized

is it just me or has anyone else had it

[dense night]

Wooo! Just curious how many hours do you have? I just got it with 259, someone yet that was pretty low so I'm just wondering

[drowsy orbit]

okayy, thanks, I’ll try that out

[coral pebble]

i hate this bastard

always making fun of me when im tryna beat the gaem 🥀🥀💔💔

[south jackal]

PRESSURE MENTIONED!!!

[left loom]

can you help me XD

[slim sphinx]

wuh

[wide lagoon]

huh

[left loom]

what i have to do to get this voucher?
i bought it 50 times

[upper badger]

You have to buy Antimatter in the shop

[slim sphinx]

but it’s locked

[upper badger]

They've* unlocked it already after the tenth time but haven't bought it yet

Yes, locked in the Collection

But not in the shop

Buy Blank on any run and then Antimatter

[slim sphinx]

doesn’t smth different appear when you can buy it?

[upper badger]

^

Antimatter will only appear after you buy Blank on any run (since you've already unlocked the requirement after 10 times of buying Blank)

-# /nm

[upper badger]

https://balatrowiki.org/w/Antimatter

"The player must redeem Blank 10 times in total to unlock Antimatter."
"Like all other tier 2 vouchers, the tier 1 voucher ( Blank) must be purchased in the same run for Antimatter to appear."

[lusty shard]

My best run yet 😢

I had 7 blueprint/brainstorm and couldn't get the naninf

Not a single red king was seen the whole game

[lusty barn]

Strength cards?

[upper badger]

Pretty sure he meant Red Seal kings

[upper badger]

You'll get it next time gotta have a lotta patience when going for unseeded naneinf (trust me)

[fossil bronze]

i just lost a run because mr. bones didn’t save me??

i got 11k when the blind requirement was 40k

and Bones killed himself

but i also lost?

i had no more cards to draw tho

is that why

[warped sphinx]

expedition 33 winning 9 awards

[weak tangle]

''''indie'''' pokemon with a fancy story on the side 🥀

[warped sphinx]

best indie game
looks inside
10 million dollar budget

[weak tangle]

indie game but he dmed his guys at activision or wherever they left from to help out

[vague rover]

I'm glad I'm not the only person who was bothered by that, lmao

aint TGA ever gonna actually give a shit about actual indie games, lol

also hi it's been a while since I said anything, lmao

[warm owl]

painkillers gotta be like

top 5 inventions oat

[bitter cape]

painkillers barely work for me

[austere ravine]

no fricking way...

[warped sphinx]

"yo activision can u help us with our game"
"yeah but u gotta get nominated for best indie game"
"but activision we aren't an indie game we're AA"
"lalala i dont careeee"

[meager kestrel]

You guys ever seen a flush 41?

#🎥・videos-and-streams message

[sharp cliff]

yes

many more than 41 too

[meager kestrel]

That’s all I have the patience for

Couldn’t be asked to use cryptid that many times

Going to try for more though I know I can do better

[brazen elm]

bro are we never gonna get updates to balatro?

[meager kestrel]

Use mods for now I guess idk

[brazen elm]

we havent had a update since may 2024 🥀

[meager kestrel]

Skill issue ngl

[brazen elm]

L ragebait

[meager kestrel]

Lolz

[brazen elm]

"lolz" in 2025 🥀

[meager kestrel]

🤷

[brazen elm]

[upper badger]

imagine being a bigot in 2025 🥀
-# lmao dude left or got kicked idk - so much for "L ragebait"

[subtle hamlet]

tf I do 💔

[fathom fjord]

I don’t know. I’m on mobile

[upper badger]

nothing, gifs aren't allowed

[subtle hamlet]

ohhh

[upper badger]

no worries

better add a spoiler to that

[meager kestrel]

Guys I’m stuck. Is there any way to fix this?

[subtle hamlet]

oopsies

[meager kestrel]

The voucher won’t go away

[fathom fjord]

AltF4

[meager kestrel]

No I can close out but the voucher won’t go away

[fathom fjord]

And then don’t do whatever you did

[upper badger]

try getting help at #⚙・modding-general

[meager kestrel]

Wondering if there’s any way to remove it. I’ve tried restarting gam a few times

[meager kestrel]

Yeah I will thx

[upper badger]

no problem, hopefully you get a solution

[proper sequoia]

:(

[sharp hollow]

i would say something funny but rule 5

[stable fog]

I’ve been find it hard after ante 5-6 .. any tips for red deck ?

How to get multipliers ?

[earnest raven]

You need mult mults

[stable fog]

What’s the strat , is there a good guide ? I’ve only won 1 game and that too was sheer luck lol

[earnest raven]

Do a mix of steel and glass, pick a hand and planet card the shit out of it

[stable fog]

I try to plush all flushes, then upgrade the it as much as I can

Steel and glass are useful?

[earnest raven]

only gonna get you so far, once you have a good set of jokers you need to get cards that do mult mult

[stable fog]

Ok

Like focus on face cards or something ?

When should I buy stuff from the market ?

[earnest raven]

you can if you have the jokers for it, but late game mult mults is the way to go

you should always buy something from the shop

[stable fog]

I am struggling in building mults, I have decent game till mid game but that’s about it

[stable fog]

Even after 1st ante ?

I mean buy from shop or should I wait till $25

[earnest raven]

I mean early game you should focus on multipliers and chip count, but around 3rd or 4th if you don't already you need to stack up cards that apply mult mult

[earnest raven]

you should never save like that, it's a waste

[stable fog]

👍 , I always open spectral , taro and other cards

[earnest raven]

I wouldn't do spectral early game, taro and booster packs early game, then around 3rd ante stock up on planet cards for your most played hands to counter the higher chip counts

[kind robin]

ANTE 3

[slim sphinx]

this is what it should look like

after you unlock it

and haven’t bought it in the shop yet

[upper badger]

Ah well it must be some sort of a bug then, good catch! Thanks for the info

[slim sphinx]

🙏🙏🙏

[slim sphinx]

now remove the blunder reaction to my message i’m deeply offended >:C

[upper badger]

LMAO I like the question marks, and use it as a 'wdym' reaction, not for the name

[slim sphinx]

yeah ikkk i like interrobang for that as well

⁉️

bang

[upper badger]

Peak emoji

I use that one way too much so the ??? Is a new fave

[upper badger]

Now I just want to know how the hell did this came to be 😭😭😭

[flat oxide]

Boo

This does not belong here

Woops

[graceful crown]

Never playing black deck again 😭

[bronze plover]

Probably the dumbest pair gameplay lmaoooo

[gray wyvern]

ante 2!

ante 1 yorick and wheel hit

ante 2 canio!

[vivid glen]

unseeded? if so thats insane

[gray wyvern]

and ante 2 first shop had the tarot that makes a joker so i got baron

[little goblet]

I think baron here is likely bait

Probably sell

[gray wyvern]

ill give seed when i most likely die

[gray wyvern]

dang

but insane ante 1 and 2

[little goblet]

Yeah really insane especially for unseeded

[gray wyvern]

PRAAAAAAISE JEEESUS

@dense forge check this seed out when i get the seed

[candid gulch]

👋

[gray wyvern]

wheel hit!

also if you couldnt tell its gold stake

[glad oriole]

the hell is this rin

run

[gray wyvern]

1 mil

ante 6

[gray wyvern]

sleep? whats that?

holy crap thats a lot of things on one joker

not seeded i swear

i swear

@server-chat

do i take it?

[tacit oracle]

whats ur wee joker at

[tacit oracle]

Let go of scary face

For temp DNA

and clone face cards to get scaling on ur canio

😂

[gray wyvern]

i had 2 glass queens break

so with this information do i still take?

?

[tacit oracle]

I suppose so

U have baron

[gray wyvern]

kay

👍

ooooh very scarey

oh no its not like i have a dna to sell

guys does a debuffed joker sold work against verdant leaf?

[warped sphinx]

this fanfic shit easy

[autumn quiver]

Balatroly

[gray wyvern]

9S5T5WI7 op seed

[gray wyvern]

right after op seed did challenge and this pops up before the final boss blind

well that sucked

[glad oriole]

gayncient jokers

[gray wyvern]

theres a reason ones looking at the others back

[glad oriole]

:3

[rancid tundra]

so close...

[stoic anvil]

fuck EVERYONE in this discord

[glad oriole]

if u insist

gonna take a minute tho

no minors though

[somber oasis]

Think it’s gonna take much more than a minute

[glad oriole]

u underestimate my power

[merry swan]

Hello Monkeys.

Que Lo Que.

[somber oasis]

Teach me your magic

[glad oriole]

elswwher

[strange meadow]

anaglyph is so good for gold grind

thank you anaglyph deck i love you anaglyph deck

[strange meadow]

what 13 outta 18 are you wrapped up with

[glad oriole]

risk of rain 2

since i have dlcs now i had to remove heretic from the counting so tracking would be more accurate

she’ll come back when i monsoon the new survivors

[strange meadow]

what

thats not balatro at all ...

[glad oriole]

it sure isnt

[strange meadow]

:(

mods can we ban this guy

[glad oriole]

its been like that for ages

[strange meadow]

aint no parkin on the balatro floor

what actually is risk of rain abt

[raw helm]

😨

[glad oriole]

you’re on an alien planet and have to kill literally everything in uour way and pick ip items to get stronger

[raw helm]

I don’t check this server for 6 months and the first thing I see is risk of rain talks?

So much peak

[glad oriole]

:3

[raw helm]

This pretty much

Very cool game

[glad oriole]

theres like 3 total endings

[strange meadow]

i can appreciate that

[glad oriole]

im bundling together obliterating and fealty ending cuz they’re basically the same

[raw helm]

The items do different stuff and resonate with your characters

There’s 11 characters in the base game and I think 6 in total of all the dlcs

[glad oriole]

theres 11 characters base yea

2 in survivors

[raw helm]

2 in the newest one right?

[glad oriole]

3 in seekers

[raw helm]

Ahh

[glad oriole]

2 im alloyed

in

[raw helm]

Oh so there’s 7🤔

[glad oriole]

so theres 7 in dlcs

[raw helm]

I see

[glad oriole]

18 total

plus heretic

[raw helm]

Stacked cast fr

[glad oriole]

whos a secret survivor

[raw helm]

My friend got it once

[strange meadow]

innit 19 then

[raw helm]

Very funny

[glad oriole]

heretic is by far the strongest survivor statwise

[glad oriole]

well no cuz heretic isnt selectable

u have to trasnform into her mid-run by getting all of the heresy lunar items

[strange meadow]

cool

[glad oriole]

each heresy item replaces one of your skills with a new one

so naturally replacing all 4 of your skills turns you into someone else

[raw helm]

You gotta commit though if you do get a lunar item

They give you debuffs as well as their separate perks

[glad oriole]

oddly though removing one of the heresy items after transforming doesnt change you back

rather, the skill just becomes a useless skill called “nevermore”

[raw helm]

I didn’t know that

That’s a cool feature

[glad oriole]

yuh

so technically heretic’s base set is 4 useless skills

qwq

[raw helm]

Yikes

I think I will stick to my bandit and prisoner

[glad oriole]

the heresy skills are pretty solid but it does vary from char to char and generally you’d rather just have the character’s full kit

whos prisoner

[raw helm]

I think the skin name for the sword guy

[glad oriole]

oh mercenary

[raw helm]

Oh yes him

Love that guy

[glad oriole]

he has 5 skins if u count all dlcs

if im not mistaken anyway

prisoner is like a collab skin with dead cells

[raw helm]

That is very cool

[glad oriole]

oni is his monsoon skin

and i think all base game survivors got a new skin with sots and ac

[raw helm]

Wait

Sots?

Like Sea of Thieves?

[glad oriole]

seekers of the storm

the dlc that was actual ass on release

[raw helm]

Ihhhh

[glad oriole]

but yeah his other two skins are “frail” and “murder”

[raw helm]

Oooh

They sound cool

[raw helm]

Ohhh I like frail

[glad oriole]

yeas

[raw helm]

Very very nice

[lyric vine]

legendary straight

wtf

[glad oriole]

bad jerker order

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🪇

[regal quartz]

I have no idea what the game is about.
In fact I don't even have the game

[tacit oracle]

W speed

[cedar echo]

OMG LETS GO

4 OF ME

YOU'RE THE BEST

[sharp hollow]

how did you end up here then

curious

[regal quartz]

lol idk I just like found out about the game like today haha

Idk what the fuck this game is about tho

I don't even have the game

[sharp hollow]

it's pretty fun, you play poker hands to get points to beat blinds, each ante has 3 blinds, beat ante 8 to win or play after ante 8 for a high score

after each blind you enter a shop

you buy shit there

like jokers and playing card modifiers and poker hand upgrades and stuff

[regal quartz]

idk man I'm not an gambling haha idk how the poker thing works

[sharp hollow]

me neither lmao

i have 98% completed on this game

[regal quartz]

Like I know poker is like cards or something but I don't know

[sharp hollow]

and have never played poker

[patent flame]

There are no good mobile games released this year so they just picked this one

[regal quartz]

ウマ娘は最高

うるせんだ

[patent flame]

All u have to know is the hand types

Everything else is irrelevant to poker

[sharp hollow]

and the game shows you the hand types 24/7

so nice of the game to hold my hands when starting

i never knew 5 cards with the same suit would make a flush

[regal quartz]

Lol I just look at the system requirements and I'm surprised they make games for garbage computer

[sharp hollow]

balatro is very very lightweight

i think

[regal quartz]

Like my laptaop is like highly garbage haha from 2012

[novel fjord]

I saw e33 won goty and I am very happy ab that

[sharp hollow]

yeah it won like

9 whole awards

so cool

[novel fjord]

Deserved every single one

[regal quartz]

Lol I might have been consideration into buying the game but it costs like 3 subway sandwich

[sharp hollow]

that's a lot of sandwiches

[regal quartz]

Yes

[sharp hollow]

maybe watch a video or two before playing

if you're not sure if you'd like it

like i'm not sure.. maybe northernlion's videos on it?

🥚

[lyric vine]

your welcomee!!

actually

only 2

2 of them are polychrome..

[regal quartz]

Is the game get very repetitive?

Like I once bought FTL (some resource management game where the entire game is you kill a big spaceship at the end) and it get very repetitive like it's the same thing over and over again and it gets boring

Is this game be like that ?

[lyric vine]

well i cant move it 😭

[regal quartz]

Also FTL was like ₹92 on sale when I buy

This game is a significant investment

[lyric vine]

gambling is a small part of this game

despite everyone says its entirely gambling

[regal quartz]

Well I don't care about that

Game should be fun and not like FTL

Where it's the same thing again and again

[lyric vine]

lmao yeah

its different each time

[regal quartz]

Maybe I should be is watch the walkthrough

On youtube

そうそう…

[lyric vine]

you should probably watch someone play for the first time just so you can understand better

[regal quartz]

Yeah

Because the game is worth like 6 boxes of pocky

Imagine buying game and not like and regret buying poker game and not 6 box of pocky

[regal quartz]

I have 3 box in the fridgerator btw

Actually 2 because I eat one

But there were 3 haha

[sharp hollow]

for me at least, the game is not repetitive at all, in fact it might be the most replayable game i have ever played, i might be biased tho cause i have like 160 wins in this game

[regal quartz]

Damn other people probably be noobs then

[sharp hollow]

i don't like resource management games cause the cycle is not very interesting to me

[regal quartz]

Wait the game don't have multiplayer?

[sharp hollow]

balatro as a roguelike is very well designed i'd say, there's like 150 jokers and lots of other game changing cards features like decks and stakes (difficulties/ known as ascension in other roguelikes)

for me it doesn't get boring

and there's a lot of mods i can try out once i'm able to

currently i have the cheaper phone version

not the pc version which has mod support

[sharp hollow]

it officially does not but it does have a huge community about the multiplayer mod

[boreal niche]

eat your heart out yorick

[regal quartz]

It's the same pricing

[sharp hollow]

huh, that's weird

it should be 5$ cheaper on google play

[regal quartz]

Costs the same as a surf excel top load liquid detergent 6L

Why would I buy this instead of my liquid detergent

[sharp hollow]

9 currency higher

maybe the steam version is on sale

i'm not sure

[regal quartz]

No it's not

[regal quartz]

It's 690

[sharp hollow]

ig it's a non-dollar currency thing?

[regal quartz]

9 currency ?

[sharp hollow]

it's 699 on google play

690 on steam

[regal quartz]

Yeah

₹10 is like 1 egg

Or a packet of chips with like 4 chips in it

Anyway yeah it's a significant investment

Like I could either buy the game or a brand new tshirt from zudio

[sharp hollow]

yeah be careful with your money

i wouldn't buy the game if i wasn't sure i'd like it

[regal quartz]

Yeah.

Maybe I could like starve myself for a day to make up for the cost of it

₹700 can buy you a lunch AND dinner. Nothing fancy tho

Is it game worth starving myself for a day ?

[acoustic geode]

Balatro balatrez

[tacit oracle]

As a fellow Indian myself

make the purchase

[sharp hollow]

probably not..

there's a knockoff roblox version of balatro maybe you could try that as a demo idk

it's rough but ig it's better than nothing?

[regal quartz]

お前の居住国にはそのゲームの関係は何？

[regal quartz]

lol Roblox is for babies

Literal 4 year olds play that

[tacit oracle]

bing chilling?

[regal quartz]

I have dermatophagia and like chewing my skin.

What about you

[tacit oracle]

?!?!??@??!?@??!?!

[regal quartz]

guess that's a no

[somber meteor]

is it tasty

[somber meteor]

should i try it

[regal quartz]

Yeah

I ate my entire fingernail too actually

It was fun

[quasi sorrel]

Ive come up with a new challenge for balatro

try to beat it on my laptop

i dont think i can beat this challenge

[mint verge]

The new crt filter looks really good

[quasi sorrel]

I know right

[mint verge]

What happened to your laptop

My GPU is dying but it's not as bad

[lyric vine]

damn

well gl

easiest challenge ever

[nova shore]

what a rare name

[fading arrow]

gg

[regal quartz]

What

[naive raptor]

you love to see this

[sharp hollow]

fuckkk

i need a job

i need money

[fossil bronze]

whole ass thing?

[fossil bronze]

good luck

[fossil bronze]

i never thought this could be an issue avtually

[naive raptor]

if you try hard enough, anything is possible

[fossil bronze]

if you’re hard enough, anything is possible

or if you have 40 blueprints

that works too

[regal quartz]

Extreme nsfw spoiler.
Posting because the guy asked

[fossil bronze]

holy shit it’s gone

let’s not do that again bro

[regal quartz]

Yeah I ate it haha

[fossil bronze]

how bad did it hurt

like 6/10?

7/10?

[regal quartz]

It didn't actually.

0/10
I ate it over like 3 days

[fossil bronze]

oh i see

but like

if you snip too much nail off when doing normal cutting it hurts

how did it not hurt when yk

even if it was over 3days

[regal quartz]

I have sharp durable teeth from all the years of nail and skin chewing

Like you bite in the middle and then chew one side

There's a technique to it

[fossil bronze]

i see

i stopped biting my nails when i realized that one of my teeth became smaller than the other from it

it looks very very stupid

[regal quartz]

Yeah but I'm kinda too far to stop

[fossil bronze]

no

you aren’t

please stop 😭

you’re gonna end up hurting urself

[regal quartz]

Lol that reminds me of the time I used to chew the skin under my toe.

Like it is extra chewy than usual

[fossil bronze]

ok bro 🤦‍♂️

[regal quartz]

But yeah it's usually not a fun activity

[fossil bronze]

:(

[regal quartz]

Wouldn't really recommend

[sharp hollow]

is that a shar

[fossil bronze]

shar

[sharp hollow]

why are the gif results for shar full of dogs

[fossil bronze]

shardog

[regal quartz]

JD vance

[barren cape]

Meaningless

[fossil bronze]

You’re getting rusty, Machine!

[harsh birch]

Someone mention me to make it 200

[flint copper]

!

[harsh birch]

Thank you, now I'm satisfied

And now I ruined it back to 199-

[subtle hamlet]

!

is it at 200 again 🙏

[harsh birch]

It was 201, now 200, a server took care of it, now I'll need to keep it that way everytime

I can sleep at peace

[candid gulch]

👋

[solemn elm]

<@&1133519078540185692>

also this as well

🔫

[lusty shard]

Balatro

[flat forge]

What if instead of Jeff the killer it was Jeff the kriller and he spent his days farming krill’s

[eager kite]

holy showman pull

[eager kite]

bro...

<@&1133519078540185692>

[solid timber]

🤑

[swift sail]

<@&1133519078540185692> is this a scam

[chrome ocean]

I wrote an email to balatro support like three days ago and they haven't responded

[solid timber]

Idkkkk

Oh wait I thought ur being sarcastic

It definitely is

[twin prairie]

Is it for game support? Like technical support?

[chrome ocean]

yeah

[flat lantern]

I did gold stake on yellow deck idk what I should do next

[neon wren]

one of the non-easy mode ones. green or black

[untold cove]

The rest of the decks?

<@&1133519078540185692>

[fathom minnow]

🔫

[swift sail]

my crypto!!!

[flat lantern]

Ya like what one tho

[flat lantern]

lol

I like green deck

[raven ice]

green isnt that hard

[young wren]

[uneven estuary]

my balatros

[thorny radish]

Hey gang

[uneven estuary]

oi

[flat lantern]

Isnt it just good for decks where u usually win with 1 hand

[uneven estuary]

green deck is awesome

[flat lantern]

ya

[uneven estuary]

imo its the best colored deck of the 5

had to uninstall balala for storage but i decided to reinstall it so i can gamble again

[mystic sand]

Hello

[flat lantern]

I mean if I could win on yellow I would probably win on green since it’s just more money

[uneven estuary]

true

[flat lantern]

I’ve been playing borderlands 3 rn but I might play Balatro

I’m in the mood now

[uneven estuary]

hell yeah

[haughty cedar]

run ruined

[sharp hollow]

is that font.. comic sans

/ref

[onyx kettle]

can you get naneif without perkeo and cryptids using baron mime?

[timid cedar]

yeah, burglar lets you get the handsize against the serpent, and there are also a few glitches that permanently increase your handsize

[grizzled gulch]

Like chicot actually being good for literally one second

[timid cedar]

Chicot is generally boring, not bad

it makes gold stake more consistent yet really uninteresting

[haughty cedar]

chicot will always be a chigoat still

[mint bone]

the amount of times i've sold chicot and instantly regretted it

[true cloud]

hello i am doing NAN~inf in balatro and i need someone to help me stay consistant? anyone wanna call? (seed is YF4FEJ31)

[waxen tangle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG3rJSCOzO0

[stone moth]

Sixsaven

[candid gulch]

👋

[slim sphinx]

wazzaaaa

[slim sphinx]

67

[neon sentinel]

I love this Duo copys

[slim junco]

That's the biggest mistake ever

[slim junco]

Insane score ngl

[uneven garden]

👋

[tidal saddle]

Sans

[vague anchor]

G

Hi*

[golden marten]

I’m just curious but has anyone gotten 1.328 E 29 chips before me?

[vague anchor]

Reach the naneinf

[coral pebble]

I <3 8 ball (got 2 tarots with a 5oak and seltzer)

[uneven estuary]

HOLD ON.

i swear ive seen someone with a similar uername in this server today

i cant find them

maybe im stupid but i dunno.....

[hot pike]

a lot of people

[vast raft]

🧢

[coral pebble]

I got 5.505e40 is that close enough

[cerulean meadow]

I guess I’m a Balatro couch now

just recrutied 2 friends

the second one managed to beat 11 antes on a tutorial seed xD

[glacial spindle]

Balatrodle

[abstract topaz]

Cool?

[fallow ledge]

if only the plant wasn't here

[candid gulch]

👋

[crystal bronze]

Meant to be ahh shop

[harsh tide]

How do I name 100 women

[covert zephyr]

look up a name list

[devout herald]

How to unlock brainstorm?

[bitter steeple]

discard an ace high straight flush

royal flush

[devout herald]

Ok thanks for the response

[nova bobcat]

why must you taunt me

[dusty echo]

Hello guys,Someone can help me tô play?I'm new to playing Balatro.

Alguém brasileiro?

[royal prairie]

well, thats one way to beat black deck

[mystic sand]

Hello

[forest wagon]

Hi

[hot pike]

ccitbp🗣️🗣️

[fallow ledge]

too many 67 references

unplayable smh

TOO MANY

[thick lion]

every time I see this number I lose 30% of my brain cells

[magic dome]

Why does your game look like that?

[cold lichen]

We are never getting new content

I have done everything

[fallow ledge]

magic

[cold lichen]

What is there to do

[sharp dome]

is gettin chicot from soul 1/4 chance?

because i have literally never gotten anything other than chicot

[prisma latch]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1433375575711547402.gif?size=160&name=Speed

[fallow ledge]

no its a 6/7 chance