#🎙・server-chat
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I like tboi
wallahi you're cooked
northernlion
I think i preffer tboi over balatro honestly
In tboi it's easier to have fun
I like Balatro because it's chill and doesn't require mechanical skill (I don't have much mechanical skill)
I'm not good at aiming and avoiding the bullets and such so I prefer the funny card game where I can't die
In Balatro when you start to get to higher stakes you start losing more and having less fun, but playing lower stakes is kinda boring since you get used to the higher ones
Like, not that the game is bad because of this
It's just more challenging
Badlatro?
Noo no
Goodlatro
I should play more plasma deck
No wait not plasma
Ghost deck?
I forgot how it's called
I’m addicted to luck be a landlord guys help me aaaaahhhhh
oops I got photochad again
chat should I delete my lucky cat for what's probably a chicot
You have 2 of 6 and 1 of 7
6 7
that's reaching
Was it a chicot
Heart flushes rn, is photo better
yes
I actually sold my photograph for it
then I rerolled and got my photograph back
amazing
yo can any1 tell me why I suck at Balatro? I always fuck the run around the 4th or 5th ant (if I'm really lucky)?
can anyone like coach me or smth lol
U have to get past 6 or 7 ante
but how? I never played Balatro before
plus I don't know any good joker/planet/tarot builds or anything
Just trust me and pick everything with 6 or 7 numbers
shut up fucking gen alpha
6 7
die
I would suggest maybe som vids on yt, as well reading the joker's abilities to see what benefits you more in a run 
it works (trust me bro)
that's like the only reason to ever get magic trick
K, here's where I got
@timid cedar heres the seed, srry for taking so long
this was defo smth
suck so much lol
Anyone down to play multiplayer for a bit?
multiplayer?
Ye
there isn't multiplayer
The multi player mod
ah my bad
Are you willing to play?
nah man I'm okay with it
Balatrodle
Goated
where my photograph?😭
it’s taking a picture, you should wait
try to play around the chips ands build
if you have a chip scaling/planets you don't need more chip jokers
try to mostly havce a decent chip source and alot of mult
Incantation + oujia helped me out quite a lot
Oops all 3s
what's the best thing to do?
sell normal dna for sock
sell arrowhead it does pretty much nothing
you could sell arrowhead for invis but you might loose, 🤷
depends on what ur playing

That would be a lot of math
not much tbh
seeds are individual
Oohhh
yea one run cant affect the other
oh dang mb didnt know there was a channel for that
Gay or Lesbian?
both?
🤭
I dindt seed them
Theu are just normal seeds
true
already
dna is when you get enhanced and sealed cards
you don't even need to use it without them
invisible
i found chariot, so high card build is so far
Ye
or use it on kings or other face cards since it could be big later
Wait how do u put balatro when u are playing
Like gaster
Ídolo is a bad card in my opinión
stuoid lose bruh lmao lol
it sure is
it's getting interesting
In majority of runs u might not get much use out of it but under right circumstances its is one of the most powerful scoring jokers in the game
for end game, when you have shaped deck - best joker
And you can get alot of mileage out of even in standard runs if you know what your doing
unfortunately "end game" happens after winning the game
Even in no endless runs if you have some sort of deck fixing it can be semi reliable
I was gonna rant but actually nvm
Idol good no bad jokers
ace
very nice
i love ts
6 or 7 ante
6
almost got it right
about time
Goodness gracious
i have a choice - ignore or sacrifice blueprint for idol
Ur going naninf
Hmm
igor
sure?
yes
Keep blup
ok, i maybe think same - save blup
Keep blup ur gonna need more triggers for econ
Plus idol will come back around u will have enough money for alot of rolls
maybe i can see idol in next rerolls, when i have fully shaped deck
Until you are struggling to score u should be prioritizing copying sock n buskin to maximize ur money
Just incase u arent doin dat
fully charged
can idol pick stone cards 🤔
no
because stone dosent have rank or suit
so much money 😭
what was that seed 🙏
'very large blind'
throwback joker gold sticker! (i sold 2 blueprints to get it and half)
congrats!
yeah, im dead
i love getting 100 dollars in 1 boss round
woah
Hello all, is there a specific server chat to talk about mods?
omg
negative storm from tag...
ta m8 🙂
quick, can someone please explain how a perishable invisible joker work?
Ofc the one time I'm not playing on my main console (switch 2) I get this crazy run. I've never done a baron mime run btw this was my first one
anyone?
Sell one dice
When u do 2 blinds
It makes a copy
Of one of ur 4 jokers u have there
but the copy isnt perishable right?
Idk about that
well thank you so much anyways
Yw
Since when did Abiotic Factor have this?
@wild cargo thanks for your advice i beat gold stake for the first time lets gooo
They're both by PlayStack
jimbos everywhere now
Yw bro
@eager kite
Yk what the dice joker do?
Or does anyone know what it does
The one that doubles/adds one to the probabilities?
Ye
Ty for telling me
Np!

Tablos?
Also
I'm really surprised no one said anything about that one video where a guy used his credit card to gain money gambling on the game

Is this a las vegas reference
It sure is

Its not even timed correctly 🥀
Man im dead 
Another fun run ruined ante 8 because of plant
honest opinion I think plant should be a final boss only instead of a mid game boss
this would be much worse lmao
🤞🐈⬛
Having to feed 2 daggers is crazy work
Those daggers are like experience of having 2 children.
nah i copied a fed one with invisible joker
Whats the last joker do?
why don't you put the polychromes at the back
i was thinking the same
You totally wrecked what little English reading skills I had left
🙏
lmao dw im Spanish too lol 🙌
You see, hanging chad buffs the cards in front, so it has to be in front
I'm crying physically rn
looks inside
Stop playing photochad then smh
But I love them 💔
Clearly they don't love you back
Uhh yeah they do
Why did they pop up in the first ante when I said "if only I had a photochad"
im homeless where do i post crash reports for help
hi homeless
They bring you up just to drag you down, they're using you just to get thier kicks
Modded or nah
modded
No they aren't!!!!
I won 8 times because of them
yippeee
"skillful" balatro players when i take away their photochad:
The plant is coming
(they're forced to actually use an interesting and diverse strategy)
Yeah like pairs
and flushes
laughs in glass numbered cards
But you get no flush synergy but get blue seals so it turns into pairs late game
but then you realize everything you do with pairs can be done with high cards but even better so it turns into high cards late game
STOP BULLYING ME
FUCK MAAAAN I EVEN PULLED A CHICOT IN THE PREVIOUS ANTE
YOU SOLD THE CHIGOAT ⁉️
alright chat
you deserved to lose
death penalty is justified ngl
ITS SOCK AND BUSKIN
So you pulled chicot with a strat that lives and dies by boss blinds
And you sold
I sold chicot cuz I THOUGHT IM SAFE
Okay?? I thought I could just zoom through antes
Fool, the plant is coming, the plant is coming, the plant is coming
AHH THE VOICES
Gotta have a backup strat
pffff
DUUUUDE
Now that's funny
I'm jonkling it 🖖
Now that's funny
sold chico
Oh no..
yeah no chicot kinda sucks ngl
THANK YOU
⁉️
chicot is not worse than triboulet or canio
And besides
There luchador
like it's a great joker compared to other non-legendary jokers, but as a legendary it falls a bit short
exactly
it's literally got a single-use variant
it has a consumable version of itself
ok but can your precious "perkeo" disable the intimidating and evil plant
pocket chicot
just don't rely on face cards
can you precious "caino" disable the evil and intimidating manacle
That's not even that bad
doesnt chicot gamebreak with certain bossblinds if u have copies or am i tripping
just do a high card build
yeah chicot's effects are hardcoded for each blind
meaning if you invis chicot and get two of them violet vessel is 1/3 usual
manacle gives permanent +1 hand size
etc.
its kind of funny
busted
Like don't get me wrong
Chicot is nice but you mostly don't need it once you have a good synergy
think about it it saves money from using 20 dollars for both hand size vouchers
warm take: manacle is the hardest boss blind
-1 hand size is so bad in so many situations
other boss blinds you can kind of work around
manacle you just kinda get screwed
one card draw from a flush 🥹
can you precious "triboulet" save you from the evil and intimidating psychic
Most of the time I get juggler before getting the manacle so I'm safe
counterpoint: flint
just get all your score from your jokers so that you don't have to worry about hand type at all
correct
fuckin hate flint
and for some reason every time I underestimate it
i still do think manacle is just the all around most inconvenient/annoying boss blind
flint is like
x1/4 initial score
which means if you have any xmult it just kinda gets destroyed
yep
yeah but thats cringe and boring
and yet every damn time without fail I'm like "oh it's just the flint how bad could it be"
lucky cards my beloved
ILOVEGAMBLINGILOVEGAMBLINGILOVEGAMBLINGILOVEGAMBLINGILOVEGAMBLING
EXACTLY
LUCKY CARDS ARE JUST MORE GAMBLING IN A GAME ALREADY ABOUT GAMBLING
MORE GAMBLING PER GAMBLE
IT'S PEAK
i heard you liked gambling so i put some gambling in your gambling so you can gamble while you gamble
the best decision ever made in the development of a game ever was the addition of lucky cards
m
magician is like my favorite tarot purely because of how much I like to gamble
whats your favorite lucky edition
Glass card
A bit mid but I like it
glass cards are interesting
Actually wait
Which deck do y'all think suck
glass is peak design
i dont like nebula deck but it would be better if blue seals are nerfed
I mean glass cards are also just more gambling
black deck
The green deck sucks for me cuz of no interest
that is literally a free joker slot
oh yeah green deck isn't very interesting
yeah green deck sucks
its almost impossible to get past ante 2 on black deck gold stake
gimmie my damn interest
I never understood plasma deck
It looks fun but very complicated
it's literally just free score
just go for chips
all in to chips
most consistent way to win ante 8
stuntman is absolutely your guy on plasma
two pair is really good on plasma imo
castle is actually a joker that does things on plasma
as opposed to not doing things on the other decks
damn
Why about hacked wee joker
Castle, wee, runner.
yeah but like when are you ever going to get both of those in a run
at that point youre going for endless
people forget about chips from planet cards
also does anyone actually use painted deck
i LOVE hand size
Square still too slow for my liking.
like -1 joker slot sucks
Me 💔
I wanted to see if I can beat it
bean + troubadour are some of my favorite jokers
i like painted
painted plus hand size vouchers plus troub is hilarious
I like troubador but that's just bc I am an avid checkered deck fan and +1 hand size is those sweet, sweet guaranteed flushes
ghost > zodiac > plasma > erratic > painted > others idk
troub is +2
i like the art on throwback
i hate checkered deck
its so bland
it funnels you into playing flushes
I love flushes so like
i like abandoned bc small deck
the only enjoyment i have found from checkered deck is cheesing the unlock conditions for bloodstone and arrowhead
checkered deck is nice bc so few of the bosses are painful
actually checkered deck is literally the only deck that I've beaten gold stake on so far
That moment when i accidentally spend way too much time on checkered deck
oh wait no I forgot I've also played a bunch on switch
you don't have more flushes than me
just more flushes than me on pc
Y'know I think pareidolia is neat
EXACTLY THANK YOU
it’s neat but it’s niche
I got canio with it once
it was great
I just added cards and destroyed em
added
and destroyed
over and over
im surprised there ar eno vcs here
ah
Probably for the better
yeah makes sense
I wonder how many jokers localthunk will add in the next update
oh yeah I got this run a little bit ago
Moreover, what are they gonna be based off
improper copying?
this is a 7x4
wait
im crazy
yep
7x4 > 5x5
you are
I do the calculations
I also calculate exactly how good my ante 1 small blind hand has to be to win
same
They will be based of Joker cards 🃏
Check out this album
@sarah
At least 2
you need one more
everytime i do achievment runs i wonder how the fuck do i win with abomination decks like these
welp
hmmmmm
i hate the black deck.
Goat
Guys
I got C++
Except for the humble seltzer
Do we count it as C++ anyways yea or nay
no
Ask in #⚙・modding-general , not here
im on season 10 of the simpsons and it's still not in widescreen

ITS TIMME
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
Yeah
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby)
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah)
And everyone is singing (oh, yeah)
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh)
Won't you please bring my baby to me?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door
Oh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby
All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby
Dear god she's defrosted 🥀 
It's December so obviously she's defrosted.

This doesn't work until at least 26 Dec
bro thinks hes golden joker
Surely....
HELP ME...
Hi~
I’m playing straits rn with 46 base mult, do u take photo or keep with the plasma money strat?
Already have both +hand sizes, no clue if that changes the answer.
If you could change Balatro's name, what would it be?
Blatro
Balalalala

My Life
joker poker
tragedy
so I managed to find a path close enough to what you took, and yeah, it just does that
using a seed analyzer, emperor is meant to show up in the emperor queue, but it shouldn't be possible for emperor to make itself without showman
braed tastes better than key
i mean on a standard run,where you arent forcing an obelisk build,it is pretty weak
erotic deck
yo
another 20 trillion to luchador
first
Crazy unseeded run
showman or invis joker?
What the hell is this joker roster
Anyone wanna battle
does the polychrome modifier activate when it's on a king
i have a baron right now
and i have an aura right now
so it might turn one of my kings into a Steel Red Seal Polychrome King
im wondering if the 1.5x polychrome will activate just like the steel card
or does it have to be played by hand
it can be triggered
i think it should be played
nevermind i got a foil fuck this
after the hand is scored
no bruh hes talking about aura 🥀
yes it stacks with steel if used with baron
of they were talking about baron i thought on a baron i'm so stupid
editions doesn't work with baron only the scored cards
guys
any ways how to unlock the stuntman?
look on wiki brudda

alr well its 100,000,000 chips
in a single hand
meaning score that
use plasma deck for it
alr
i LOVE plasma deck 🤤
i was gonna get it legitametly
but then i got a bunch of assignments then i got lazy so i just debug modded it in
you can just
unlock all
that'll lock the achievement
you can do that-?
I'm jonkling it 🍋🟩
That’s pretty cool, thanks for looking into it
Balatrodle
I made this Joker for my oc, maybe I'll remake it with a black and white Joker or something :v
Merry Christmas (24 days left!)
no you will die
he spoils every joker and its ability
@heady sorrel this guy
you can read it
oh and the strat for each level
what strat? it's a rougelite
Go for a king
money printer for naneinf nice
and absolutely zero scoring jokers except scary face
if the invis hit blueprint, it would be nice, but instead it hit mime
negative egg
This might be peak
https://youtu.be/gfVXAanihqI
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In this unique pool game, play alongside Billy and his unique artifacts to chain c...
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Damn this looks pretty cool actually
balalallalabo
Me too bro me too
Balatro setup goes fire 🔥
Miniclip gonna have competition 🥀
looks good, next peak game
https://www.reddit.com/r/balatro/comments/1pa6e4z/like_father_like_son/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button funny thing i found in balatro
I can mod balatro in my phone?
#📜・modding-rules rule 4
if i start from pc i have to start from 0 even if in my phone i have everything unlocked?
There’s no cross progression, but you can use the ‘unlock all’ button
but with that I lost all the Achievements no?
Yeah, but that’s the alternative
Yoo @spice notch
I see you get mute from the resell server are you just getting started or you are interested in making money @spice notch
The egg compels you. Touch it.
Bbarlato!
Yall, why do people like the rare king card so much? It’s just 1.5 mult for each king held in hand
people see how well it does in endless, but before that it is really not good
stacking retriggers (Mime and Red Seal) makes Baron do more (still not good before endless)
YouTubers
guys I got a question, I just checked speedrun .com for balatro and so many decks and stakes dont have runs, if I just beat any category would it be ranked, or are those categories empty because mods dont check the runs? I would really like to have like a world record as an average player if possible
I have a question
Why is uh
I mean although it might count as discussion I'm js curious of why modded mobile balatro is like
An issue
?
?
bro prob got planted
jimbo was right
I'm jonkling it 🔒
PENIS
mu favorite
Crying in the club
C+ before completionist lol
time for C++ before completionist
One message removed from a suspended account.
The house always wins
hii!!
wrong channel oops prob better in #🕹・game-discussion
first win yay
o7
unseeded perfect baron build even got both paintbrush vouchers and a cheecky ecto on mail bc of the nat neg jug
btw 2 brains even tho i ripped the invis with both terrible negitives W luck
How should I arrange this
ITS TIME! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
One horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one
Horse open sleigh
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Over the hills we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on Bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
One horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one
Horse open sleigh
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sliegh
Over the hills we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on Bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
One horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one
Horse open sleigh
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
One horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one
Horse open sleigh
Absolute 🙌
looks inside
quick, get the glass number cards ready
who up photoing they chad
ew
Wow wheel has been kind to you
evil an intimidating 
is not exactly a photochad counter
The humble glass card
hi
guys I got a question, I just checked speedrun .com for balatro and so many decks and stakes dont have runs, if I just beat any category would it be ranked, or are those categories empty because mods dont check the runs? I would really like to have like a world record as an average player if possible
well if you follow the rules your run should get approved
but getting wr in an empty category isnt some insane accomplishment
i know its just to be able to say im a wr holder
blue stake is the worse decision of humanity
is there any way to get mods on ios version?
Erm #📜・modding-rules
my bad
I'm jonkling it 🤶
hey guys
hi
does anyone have a spare buckaroo?
what is that
like a dollar mr moose
oh
i just really want this game called Everspace on steam and its like 95% off
its a buck right now
i understand
sorry if im being a bother haha
sorry buddy i cant help you with that
Balatrodle
ah its alright
never knew this existed
Ightttt need some advice
Is smeared joker worth getting on the checkered deck or pointless af
What do you think?
Got me a bloodstone
How does smeared change that?
Say if I got a diamond card with an enhancement
Then it would be "usable", but that's a very specific scenario. And it could be solved with just a sun tarot card to turn it into a heart
Unless a I got a blue seal then just maybe
Man... I want to change my pfp to a christmas themed one
But I can't think of anything to draw
I wonder what is actually gonna be in the 1.1 update
Will the profile transfer from steam to ios be in the next update ?
Can anyone with a game development background explain why it is 1.1 and not 2.0? Just curious
Or is the current version technically 0.x something or other
version numbers are entirely vibes based

besides the obvious of 0.x being pre-release, 1.x being post-release
the current version is 1.0.1n, the next update is a major update and not just a balance update which is why it's going to be 1.1
version numbers rarely go beyond 1.x unless it's basically an entirely new game
look at minecraft; java 1.0 came out in 2011 and the game is on version 1.21.10 14 years later
I guess I'm just used to having files like Final_V3_NewDraft_Copy and sh*t like that lol
check out this cool run i did
dna'd a bunch of glass kings to feed canio
plus a brainstorm that turned that canio from x27 to over x700
my first time ever hitting e unseeded!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥳
NICEEEE
but the current version is 1.0.1o?
fuck youre right
this balatro scales by .1 every update
(currently 1.0.1o)
what do i do
Depends
yes
Oh hi there
Got this seed earlier
Ante 1 round 1 natrual poly blueprint is insane
HC874M2Q for seed
Should I sell my 2nd copy of triboulet for a sock and buskin?
guyshelp
yeah
fym"yeah"
my jokers are looking a little off
what do i do here
There's something off with the jokers, I just can't prove it
Take madness
Trust
.5 mult every small and big blind
:D
Wheres your main form of scoring coming from?
any1 wanan fight me in multiplayer
wrong server to ask about that
whats the best deck if im tryna get real op
is ts tuff
no
🥀
well I js beat orange stake with this so idc now
this was as far as i could scale it
Before I make a bug report thread, is anyone aware of an issue with gold stickers not applying on mobile?
Here I am at ante 9, and you can see zany joker on the far left still with black sticker. Coincidentally, this is literally the last card I need for C++
I’ve closed and reopened the game and played the next round just in case that triggered it
it usually happens at random, it happens to me too
just start another run it will work I think
Alright
Nope it’s still not in my collection
So this is just an insane coincidence that the very last joker did this?
did u pick it up before or after ou won?
Before, had it the whole run
you need to end the new run too
Oh ok
like with a game over or win
good luck
I'm jonkling it 🗾
um
stuntman on early help
ed
Lil update on my situation
I got another run through and got the sticker, but it didn’t give me the achievement. I’ve restarted the app and finished a couple runs. Idk man I’m going to bed lol
This was the extremely scuffed run, no xmult going into violet vessel for the final sticker of c++
How do you reach ante 8 with that jokers
I don’t recommend it lol
carefully
Ah I ran a quick white stake win and it gave me the achievement
Thanks Balatro this was fun
Bálátrò
i guess plasma but theyre all different playstyles
yellow deck is great for high stakes
hi guys
I need tips on red deck
I'm doing all stakes on all decks, one stake at a time (I did not apply this for most of these)
And I've been stuck on purple on red
current thingy
Red deck + blue stake 🥀
been stuck on purple on red
nor ecto
uhhhh
i have finally found a blueprint in ante 19
wait, is that good ??
i hv the paint brush but not the Palette, I'm gonna lose because of the voucher
why do people treat game discussion like general but general as game discussion
this is server chat not general
okay
so what is server chat supposed to mean
and what is game discussion for diddleblud
I can't even go more than 9 ante
It's just that game discussion sounds more about the game so people who want help go there and experienced players go there because other experienced players are usually there.
I've always Wished to see a mod like this
Especially after seeing EggJoker02's Thumbnails
Balatrodle
ACKK GOTTA SPOILER
Is it fine to talk about modded balatro in this channel?
Guys wish me luck
90% of the people will not understand the conversation they are having
ez ultra op win
so how do we play multiplayer tournement?
Based 3DS 💪
peakkkk 🥹
the unforgettable trio
i guess i KINDA like persona
lmao
I'm jonkling it 🍫
not again...
getting a gold sticker on obelisk with the black deck was not what i was thinking of getting today
tickets please
(Balatrodle spoiler) This is harder than i thought man i know shit about ||uncommons-||
whats difrents of here and #🕹・game-discussion
i scored my first e score on balatro the other day ❤️
e11
370 hours
i play balatro like a game journalist i love being obnoxiously bad
Engagement level
ggswp after 3 hours
HELP
Hey, does anyone know how to fix balatro glitching on my ps5?
Ig it is happening cos i got too many negative planets, but ive set everything to minimun so that it takes little energy but it keeps crashing in an arcana pack
I got psychic coming up but do I get the combo early or get matador for it to work?
kill the car?
whats ur cat on
Does idol hit every time?
not yet
I think you might not live without the car :<
this was a fun one
yea :< maybe chad for now
Yeah keep the kitty, tarde the idol for chad ^-^
ran out of cards
Only took 3 guesses for balatrodle today
now what!!! car is 30.25
what does your deck look like?
like a penis
yum
dice isnt needed until you have a bloodstone tbh. also is your handsize large enough to constitute a ectoplasm
if you are only playing a 5 card hard, you dont need higher than that
you forgot about lucky cards
bloodstone sucks
lucky cards play little to no part in your score though
LUCKY CAT???? omg
that's a deck
ehhhhhhh
lucky cat is clutch vecause what if idol misses
ecto is hitting the car
not worth
hell yea
id hold onto it until the deck is fully fixed for idol then sell outta cat
well magbe
idk
for some reason arcana aint givjng me justice
Im like a billon years late
probably knows I'll murder the car later
balatro is life
balatro is gay.
Question
How come nobody uses wild cards for deck fixing?
I got a poly wild 2 that I used to farm rough gem
thats a rare case scenario because most of the time suit changing tarots are just overall better
because you have 4 more blinds that can ruin you run now
and that
sounds amazing for combos, but not in practice
and also its a waste of an enhancement
wild card should be enchanced 3 cards instead of 2
its not even 2 its 1...
i have decided i will climb the corporate chain to financial stability
mb a mod should be changing it
i'm so fuckin mad dude
this is my first time with such good synergy im not a balatro sweatlord my prev highest was 580mil
this seed got me like a 760mil score and i was going OMG THIS SEED IS SO BUSTED LOL!!!!
and then
Skill issue, just dont play face cards
deserved for having eternal swash
cuz wth
that's so true
what do you mean
Plant can only show ante 8 or after
no
And only shows up in the pool if you take the hieroglpyh right?
no
what????
it's ante 4-7
im balatroing it so good
It says 2 out of 8
fellow cat picture hello
balatro Gameplay update coming soon
no it's not
yea they did
thunk delayed the update to at least next year #📢・announcements message
it's delayed to it's done when it's done
what if i said i had gift card
when i bought swash
but no visual update
They're fucking my mother
They're fucking my mother
They're fucking my mother
They're fucking my mother
its me
How much y'all wanna bet CH targets the cat that holds the entire build together
Okay it targeted Chad first
I just beat my first gold stake 🤗
I've never even attempted above red stake on any other deck lol
i very love this seed
Not bad
I think I saw it 7 times counting this one
One time I forgot I had retcon and forgot to skip it 😭😭
There’s actually a secret third one but that’s because I didn’t draw aces in a Fibonacci build
So it doesn’t count
Ooo
would anyone be interested in hopping in a call with me to help me get better at balatro?
I don’t know where to post this, but I don’t have a way to filter seeds due to being on mobile. If someone with immolate is willing to find me a some seeds with a perkeo, blueprint, and brainstorm by the end of ante 2?
you can probably find a bunch in #1156061354076155944
When balatro gonna receive content update?
heyy everyone !! does anyone have any advice for winning in green stakes
When the update is done. We do not have a definite time.
Are you a developer?





