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faint lake
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luck be a landlord the og number go up gambling roguelike

neon sentinel
barren geyser
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I like tboi

faint lake
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wallahi you're cooked

faint lake
barren geyser
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I think i preffer tboi over balatro honestly
In tboi it's easier to have fun

slate talon
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I like Balatro because it's chill and doesn't require mechanical skill (I don't have much mechanical skill)

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I'm not good at aiming and avoiding the bullets and such so I prefer the funny card game where I can't die

barren geyser
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In Balatro when you start to get to higher stakes you start losing more and having less fun, but playing lower stakes is kinda boring since you get used to the higher ones

barren geyser
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It's just more challenging

slate talon
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Badlatro?

barren geyser
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I should play more plasma deck

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No wait not plasma

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Ghost deck?

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I forgot how it's called

faint lake
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5 red seal lucky cards and none of them activated

hoary cairn
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I’m addicted to luck be a landlord guys help me aaaaahhhhh

faint lake
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oops I got photochad again

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chat should I delete my lucky cat for what's probably a chicot

pastel ledge
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6 7

faint lake
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that's reaching

slate talon
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Was it a chicot

frigid narwhal
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Heart flushes rn, is photo better

faint lake
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yeah

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photochad with blueprint and brainstorm

faint lake
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I actually sold my photograph for it

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then I rerolled and got my photograph back

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amazing

neon torrent
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for photo

median crest
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yo can any1 tell me why I suck at Balatro? I always fuck the run around the 4th or 5th ant (if I'm really lucky)?

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can anyone like coach me or smth lol

pastel ledge
median crest
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but how? I never played Balatro before

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plus I don't know any good joker/planet/tarot builds or anything

pastel ledge
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Just trust me and pick everything with 6 or 7 numbers

median crest
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shut up fucking gen alpha

pastel ledge
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6 7

median crest
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die

knotty karma
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i feel like mid game

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like around ante 4-7

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it way too easy

fallow dagger
fiery peak
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Anyone know how magic trick works with hologram

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Does it work or does it not count

vapid gulch
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it works (trust me bro)

ocean wolf
fiery peak
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K, here's where I got

vapid gulch
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@timid cedar heres the seed, srry for taking so long

coral pebble
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this was defo smth

modest solar
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5oak build 😭

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wp tbh

bitter junco
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suck so much lol

wheat totem
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Anyone down to play multiplayer for a bit?

patent yacht
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4 jokers left for c++ now

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so close

bitter junco
wheat totem
bitter junco
wheat totem
bitter junco
wheat totem
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Are you willing to play?

bitter junco
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nah man I'm okay with it

glacial spindle
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Balatrodle

wheat totem
patent yacht
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where my photograph?😭

bitter junco
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any tips

neon torrent
modest solar
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if you have a chip scaling/planets you don't need more chip jokers

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try to mostly havce a decent chip source and alot of mult

bitter junco
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thanks

coral pebble
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Oops all 3s

peak kindle
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what's the best thing to do?

neon torrent
north crescent
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sell arrowhead it does pretty much nothing

neon torrent
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you could sell arrowhead for invis but you might loose, 🤷

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depends on what ur playing

wild cargo
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Does someone know how rare is to get a lendengary in 3 straight runs?

exotic sparrow
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That would be a lot of math

nova shore
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seeds are individual

wild cargo
nova shore
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yea one run cant affect the other

somber meteor
stoic light
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oh dang mb didnt know there was a channel for that

analog falcon
somber meteor
analog falcon
wild cargo
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Theu are just normal seeds

eager kite
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first shop💀

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what i can do - idol or dna?

somber meteor
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dna

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never idol first shop

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you will die

eager kite
wild cargo
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Then hex the dna

eager kite
somber meteor
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dna is when you get enhanced and sealed cards

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you don't even need to use it without them

wild cargo
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To double ur dna

somber meteor
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invisible

eager kite
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i found chariot, so high card build is so far

wild cargo
somber meteor
wild cargo
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Wait how do u put balatro when u are playing

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Like gaster

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Ídolo is a bad card in my opinión

eager kite
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stuoid lose bruh lmao lol

wild cargo
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😔

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U had everything for winning

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And u lost

glad oriole
eager kite
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it's getting interesting

granite urchin
eager kite
granite urchin
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And you can get alot of mileage out of even in standard runs if you know what your doing

forest wagon
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unfortunately "end game" happens after winning the game

granite urchin
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Even in no endless runs if you have some sort of deck fixing it can be semi reliable

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I was gonna rant but actually nvm

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Idol good no bad jokers

valid token
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ace

eager kite
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very nice

hollow spire
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i love ts

eager kite
hollow spire
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6

eager kite
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almost got it right

thin bay
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about time

hollow spire
granite urchin
eager kite
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i have a choice - ignore or sacrifice blueprint for idol

granite urchin
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Ur going naninf

hollow spire
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igor

eager kite
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sure?

hollow spire
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yes

granite urchin
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Keep blup

eager kite
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ok, i maybe think same - save blup

granite urchin
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Keep blup ur gonna need more triggers for econ

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Plus idol will come back around u will have enough money for alot of rolls

eager kite
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maybe i can see idol in next rerolls, when i have fully shaped deck

granite urchin
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Until you are struggling to score u should be prioritizing copying sock n buskin to maximize ur money

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Just incase u arent doin dat

eager kite
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i got it

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yeaaaahhh idol

ancient charm
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that was the easiest gold stake of my life

eager kite
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fully charged

somber meteor
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can idol pick stone cards 🤔

eager kite
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because stone dosent have rank or suit

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so much money 😭

hollow spire
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what was that seed 🙏

eager kite
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'very large blind'

bitter steeple
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phototrib

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never seen before

eager kite
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im think i probably die

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on 16 ante

vapid gulch
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throwback joker gold sticker! (i sold 2 blueprints to get it and half)

eager kite
vapid gulch
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i love getting 100 dollars in 1 boss round

hollow spire
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Had to sell my dna

left echo
round flame
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What would be the ideal joker placement here

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I find it a bit tricky with baseball

serene lily
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Hello all, is there a specific server chat to talk about mods?

eager kite
eager kite
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negative storm from tag...

serene lily
echo vigil
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quick, can someone please explain how a perishable invisible joker work?

hard rover
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Ofc the one time I'm not playing on my main console (switch 2) I get this crazy run. I've never done a baron mime run btw this was my first one

eager kite
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SO FUCKING GOD

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WHAAAAT

wild cargo
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I hope u get the dice card

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Yeah bro

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I was op

wild cargo
wild cargo
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It makes a copy

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Of one of ur 4 jokers u have there

echo vigil
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but the copy isnt perishable right?

wild cargo
echo vigil
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well thank you so much anyways

wild cargo
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Yw

turbid ermine
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Since when did Abiotic Factor have this?

echo vigil
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@wild cargo thanks for your advice i beat gold stake for the first time lets gooo

inner tiger
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jimbos everywhere now

wild cargo
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@eager kite

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Yk what the dice joker do?

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Or does anyone know what it does

fallow dagger
wild cargo
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Ty for telling me

fallow dagger
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Np! smiley_face cuteSmile

eager kite
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lmao

bronze ivy
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Also
I'm really surprised no one said anything about that one video where a guy used his credit card to gain money gambling on the game

violet thistle
fallow dagger
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It sure is 7771 7772

violet thistle
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Man im dead mr_bones

wanton steeple
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Another fun run ruined ante 8 because of plant

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honest opinion I think plant should be a final boss only instead of a mid game boss

coral pebble
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FINALLY

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One deck left to do on purple stake

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Yall wml pls

upper badger
slim junco
rapid hill
echo vigil
pseudo narwhal
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I LOVE TV

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ya know

woeful condor
pure marsh
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🤓

woeful condor
pseudo narwhal
pure marsh
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🙏

woeful condor
pure marsh
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🙏

woeful condor
flint copper
prisma ridge
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I'm crying physically rn

sweet tide
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Happens to the best of us

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And worst I guess

warm furnace
prisma ridge
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I'm genuinely upset

warm furnace
prisma ridge
warm furnace
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Clearly they don't love you back

prisma ridge
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Uhh yeah they do

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Why did they pop up in the first ante when I said "if only I had a photochad"

lavish dove
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im homeless where do i post crash reports for help

halcyon cedar
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hi homeless

warm furnace
warm furnace
lavish dove
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modded

prisma ridge
warm furnace
lavish dove
halcyon cedar
warm furnace
halcyon cedar
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(they're forced to actually use an interesting and diverse strategy)

warm furnace
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Yeah like pairs

halcyon cedar
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and flushes

vivid island
warm furnace
halcyon cedar
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but then you realize everything you do with pairs can be done with high cards but even better so it turns into high cards late game

prisma ridge
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FUCK MAAAAN I EVEN PULLED A CHICOT IN THE PREVIOUS ANTE

halcyon cedar
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YOU SOLD THE CHIGOAT ⁉️

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alright chat

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you deserved to lose

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death penalty is justified ngl

prisma ridge
warm furnace
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And you sold

prisma ridge
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I sold chicot cuz I THOUGHT IM SAFE

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Okay?? I thought I could just zoom through antes

warm furnace
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Fool, the plant is coming, the plant is coming, the plant is coming

prisma ridge
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AHH THE VOICES

warm furnace
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Gotta have a backup strat

halcyon cedar
warm furnace
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pffff

prisma ridge
prisma ridge
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Now that's funny

umbral hazel
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I'm jonkling it 🖖

prisma ridge
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Now that's funny

lavish dove
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sold chico

prisma ridge
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Chico is literally like top 2 worst legendary

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Most of the time

halcyon cedar
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0/10 ragebait

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i can name at least 4 jokers that are worse than the chigoat

prisma ridge
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Oh no..

granite lion
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yeah no chicot kinda sucks ngl

prisma ridge
halcyon cedar
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⁉️

granite lion
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It's the opppurtunity cost

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there are much better legendaries

proper spear
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chicot is not worse than triboulet or canio

halcyon cedar
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i will NOT stand for chigoat slander

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im going to go sit down

prisma ridge
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And besides
There luchador

granite lion
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like it's a great joker compared to other non-legendary jokers, but as a legendary it falls a bit short

granite lion
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it's literally got a single-use variant

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it has a consumable version of itself

prisma ridge
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It's so funny

halcyon cedar
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ok but can your precious "perkeo" disable the intimidating and evil plant

lavish dove
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pocket chicot

granite lion
halcyon cedar
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can you precious "caino" disable the evil and intimidating manacle

prisma ridge
lavish dove
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doesnt chicot gamebreak with certain bossblinds if u have copies or am i tripping

granite lion
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just do a high card build

halcyon cedar
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meaning if you invis chicot and get two of them violet vessel is 1/3 usual

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manacle gives permanent +1 hand size

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etc.

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its kind of funny

lavish dove
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busted

prisma ridge
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Like don't get me wrong
Chicot is nice but you mostly don't need it once you have a good synergy

lavish dove
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think about it it saves money from using 20 dollars for both hand size vouchers

halcyon cedar
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-1 hand size is so bad in so many situations

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other boss blinds you can kind of work around

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manacle you just kinda get screwed

lavish dove
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one card draw from a flush 🥹

halcyon cedar
prisma ridge
proper spear
halcyon cedar
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actually thats fair

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👍

granite lion
granite lion
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fuckin hate flint

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and for some reason every time I underestimate it

halcyon cedar
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i still do think manacle is just the all around most inconvenient/annoying boss blind

halcyon cedar
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x1/4 initial score

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which means if you have any xmult it just kinda gets destroyed

granite lion
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yep

halcyon cedar
granite lion
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and yet every damn time without fail I'm like "oh it's just the flint how bad could it be"

halcyon cedar
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lucky cards my beloved

granite lion
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fuck yes lucky cards

halcyon cedar
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ILOVEGAMBLINGILOVEGAMBLINGILOVEGAMBLINGILOVEGAMBLINGILOVEGAMBLING

granite lion
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EXACTLY

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LUCKY CARDS ARE JUST MORE GAMBLING IN A GAME ALREADY ABOUT GAMBLING

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MORE GAMBLING PER GAMBLE

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IT'S PEAK

halcyon cedar
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i heard you liked gambling so i put some gambling in your gambling so you can gamble while you gamble

granite lion
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the best decision ever made in the development of a game ever was the addition of lucky cards

halcyon cedar
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m

granite lion
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magician is like my favorite tarot purely because of how much I like to gamble

silver nymph
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whats your favorite lucky edition

prisma ridge
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Glass card
A bit mid but I like it

granite lion
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glass cards are interesting

prisma ridge
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Actually wait
Which deck do y'all think suck

silver nymph
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glass is peak design

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i dont like nebula deck but it would be better if blue seals are nerfed

granite lion
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I mean glass cards are also just more gambling

halcyon cedar
prisma ridge
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The green deck sucks for me cuz of no interest

halcyon cedar
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especially on high stakes

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-1 hand and -1 discard is just early game hell

granite lion
silver nymph
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oh yeah green deck isn't very interesting

granite lion
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yeah green deck sucks

halcyon cedar
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its almost impossible to get past ante 2 on black deck gold stake

granite lion
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gimmie my damn interest

prisma ridge
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I never understood plasma deck
It looks fun but very complicated

granite lion
halcyon cedar
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all in to chips

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most consistent way to win ante 8

granite lion
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stuntman is absolutely your guy on plasma

halcyon cedar
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not even stuntman

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like

silver nymph
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two pair is really good on plasma imo

halcyon cedar
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castle is actually a joker that does things on plasma

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as opposed to not doing things on the other decks

prisma ridge
weary coral
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Castle, wee, runner.

halcyon cedar
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yeah but like when are you ever going to get both of those in a run

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at that point youre going for endless

silver nymph
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people forget about chips from planet cards

granite lion
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also does anyone actually use painted deck

halcyon cedar
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i LOVE hand size

weary coral
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Square still too slow for my liking.

granite lion
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like -1 joker slot sucks

prisma ridge
halcyon cedar
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bean + troubadour are some of my favorite jokers

silver nymph
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i like painted

halcyon cedar
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imo

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in terms of my enjoyment

silver nymph
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painted plus hand size vouchers plus troub is hilarious

prisma ridge
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Throwback and card sharp are just ugh
Beautiful to their core

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IMO

granite lion
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I like troubador but that's just bc I am an avid checkered deck fan and +1 hand size is those sweet, sweet guaranteed flushes

halcyon cedar
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ghost > zodiac > plasma > erratic > painted > others idk

proper spear
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troub is +2

silver nymph
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i like the art on throwback

halcyon cedar
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its so bland

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it funnels you into playing flushes

granite lion
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I love flushes so like

silver nymph
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i like abandoned bc small deck

halcyon cedar
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the only enjoyment i have found from checkered deck is cheesing the unlock conditions for bloodstone and arrowhead

silver nymph
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checkered deck is nice bc so few of the bosses are painful

prisma ridge
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1.5k flushes
Hell yeah

granite lion
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actually checkered deck is literally the only deck that I've beaten gold stake on so far

granite lion
halcyon cedar
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havent bothered grinding out completionist+/c++

prisma ridge
granite lion
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oh wait no I forgot I've also played a bunch on switch

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you don't have more flushes than me

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just more flushes than me on pc

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Y'know I think pareidolia is neat

prisma ridge
proper spear
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it’s neat but it’s niche

granite lion
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I got canio with it once

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it was great

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I just added cards and destroyed em

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added

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and destroyed

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over and over

halcyon cedar
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im surprised there ar eno vcs here

granite lion
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oh shit there aren't

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interesting

proper spear
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vcs are impossible to moderate

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i’m not super shocked

granite lion
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ah

prisma ridge
granite lion
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yeah makes sense

prisma ridge
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I wonder how many jokers localthunk will add in the next update

granite lion
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oh yeah I got this run a little bit ago

prisma ridge
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Moreover, what are they gonna be based off

halcyon cedar
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this is a 7x4

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wait

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im crazy

granite lion
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yep

halcyon cedar
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7x4 > 5x5

granite lion
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you are

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I do the calculations

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I also calculate exactly how good my ante 1 small blind hand has to be to win

proper spear
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same

halcyon cedar
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i kind of just memorized it

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

granite lion
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I'm too lazy to memorize

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even tho I've got like every joker memorized

torn jasper
sharp sun
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Check out this album

timid coral
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@sarah

worldly canyon
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Chicot smells so bad

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Does he even shower?

torn pendant
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everytime i do achievment runs i wonder how the fuck do i win with abomination decks like these

torn pendant
hard snow
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hmmmmm

white sky
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i hate the black deck.

dawn sand
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Which one better im doing blast of

dawn parrot
winged thicket
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Guys

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I got C++

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Except for the humble seltzer

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Do we count it as C++ anyways yea or nay

ruby citrus
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no

winged thicket
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:(

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Fair though

timid cedar
teal jay
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im on season 10 of the simpsons and it's still not in widescreen

mild pike
fervent birch
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ITS TIMME

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
Yeah
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby)
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah)
And everyone is singing (oh, yeah)
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh)
Won't you please bring my baby to me?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door
Oh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby
All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby

violet thistle
vivid island
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It's December so obviously she's defrosted.

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This doesn't work until at least 26 Dec

subtle meteor
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bro thinks hes golden joker

cedar echo
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Are my messages being watched?

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I'm safe here for sure

subtle meteor
cedar echo
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Surely....

flat oxide
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Nuh uh...~

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I'm everywhere :]

cedar echo
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HELP ME...

flat oxide
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Hi~

karmic lantern
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I’m playing straits rn with 46 base mult, do u take photo or keep with the plasma money strat?

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Already have both +hand sizes, no clue if that changes the answer.

harsh birch
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If you could change Balatro's name, what would it be?

vivid island
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Blatro

flint copper
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Balalalala

vivid island
frosty sandal
olive relic
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tragedy

timid cedar
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using a seed analyzer, emperor is meant to show up in the emperor queue, but it shouldn't be possible for emperor to make itself without showman

slim junco
near scaffold
vivid island
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Obelisk in F mr_bones

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That kinda automatically makes your list invalid.

abstract furnace
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i mean on a standard run,where you arent forcing an obelisk build,it is pretty weak

shut pumice
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Cant escape the meme

slim junco
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erotic deck

wooden egret
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yo

stoic egret
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another 20 trillion to luchador

stoic egret
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Gng it’s so over

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Which one do I replace

forest wagon
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first

dawn cedar
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lowkey not important but its js funny

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bro 2 hands and it poofed 🥀

uncut adder
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Crazy unseeded run

dawn cedar
ebon island
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What the hell is this joker roster

lunar sonnet
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Anyone wanna battle

near anchor
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does the polychrome modifier activate when it's on a king

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i have a baron right now

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and i have an aura right now

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so it might turn one of my kings into a Steel Red Seal Polychrome King

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im wondering if the 1.5x polychrome will activate just like the steel card

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or does it have to be played by hand

dawn cedar
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it can be triggered

royal lance
near anchor
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nevermind i got a foil fuck this

somber meteor
dawn cedar
dawn cedar
somber meteor
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of they were talking about baron i thought on a baron i'm so stupid

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editions doesn't work with baron only the scored cards

royal lance
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guys
any ways how to unlock the stuntman?

dawn cedar
royal lance
dawn cedar
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alr well its 100,000,000 chips

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in a single hand

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meaning score that

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use plasma deck for it

royal lance
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alr

near anchor
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i LOVE plasma deck 🤤

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i was gonna get it legitametly

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but then i got a bunch of assignments then i got lazy so i just debug modded it in

near anchor
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that'll lock the achievement

exotic sparrow
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start another profile

near anchor
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you can do that-?

exotic sparrow
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yes

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bottom left

near anchor
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thank you

neon fractal
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They really want me to grab this sharp

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But i know its bait

umbral hazel
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I'm jonkling it 🍋‍🟩

vapid gulch
glacial spindle
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Balatrodle

silent sky
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I made this Joker for my oc, maybe I'll remake it with a black and white Joker or something :v

slim junco
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Merry Christmas (24 days left!)

broken tapir
#

aynone here played pizza tower ?

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guys can i ping localthunk ?

ruby citrus
#

no you will die

broken tapir
#

uh

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ngl i dont play balatro

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my friend spoils it to be before i play

ruby citrus
#

spoilers? but it's a rougelike

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rougelite even

broken tapir
#

@heady sorrel this guy

ruby citrus
#

you can read it

broken tapir
#

oh and the strat for each level

ruby citrus
#

what strat? it's a rougelite

neon sentinel
oblique isle
oblique orchid
#

money printer for naneinf nice

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and absolutely zero scoring jokers except scary face

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if the invis hit blueprint, it would be nice, but instead it hit mime

sharp sun
#

Almost a non endless pb

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Cerulian bell kinda very anoying

oblique orchid
#

negative egg

soft breach
austere ravine
jovial parrot
#

Damn this looks pretty cool actually

green dew
#

balalallalabo

digital thunder
#

I love balala

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Beat my first gold a few days ago gold_seal

crimson tulip
violet thistle
violet thistle
past canyon
royal lance
#

uhhhh guys

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jimbo was right

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the house always wins

icy marsh
#

I can mod balatro in my phone?

icy marsh
#

if i start from pc i have to start from 0 even if in my phone i have everything unlocked?

timid cedar
#

There’s no cross progression, but you can use the ‘unlock all’ button

icy marsh
#

but with that I lost all the Achievements no?

timid cedar
#

Yeah, but that’s the alternative

sullen crow
#

Yoo @spice notch

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I see you get mute from the resell server are you just getting started or you are interested in making money @spice notch

lusty rune
slate talon
#

Bbarlato!

opal sierra
#

Yall, why do people like the rare king card so much? It’s just 1.5 mult for each king held in hand

timid cedar
#

people see how well it does in endless, but before that it is really not good

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stacking retriggers (Mime and Red Seal) makes Baron do more (still not good before endless)

undone grove
#

Hiii I am new

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I don't speak much English because I speak Spanish

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I am from Chile

boreal prairie
urban apex
#

guys I got a question, I just checked speedrun .com for balatro and so many decks and stakes dont have runs, if I just beat any category would it be ranked, or are those categories empty because mods dont check the runs? I would really like to have like a world record as an average player if possible

coral pebble
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Why is uh

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I mean although it might count as discussion I'm js curious of why modded mobile balatro is like

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An issue

gray wyvern
gray wyvern
slender cave
#

this has to be de game

vocal juniper
light merlin
umbral hazel
#

I'm jonkling it 🔒

polar cloud
#

PENIS

glad oriole
#

mu favorite

woven rampart
#

Crying in the club

zinc slate
#

C+ before completionist lol

tawdry veldt
strong prairie
heavy monolith
#

One message removed from a suspended account.

royal lance
hot grail
#

hii!!

hollow hawk
proven tartan
lofty stump
#

unseeded perfect baron build even got both paintbrush vouchers and a cheecky ecto on mail bc of the nat neg jug

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btw 2 brains even tho i ripped the invis with both terrible negitives W luck

near scaffold
#

How should I arrange this

fervent birch
#

ITS TIME! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
One horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one
Horse open sleigh
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Over the hills we go
Laughing all the way

Bells on Bobtails ring

Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
One horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one
Horse open sleigh
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sliegh
Over the hills we go
Laughing all the way

Bells on Bobtails ring

Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing
A sleighing song tonight
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
One horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one
Horse open sleigh
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a
One horse open sleigh
Jingle bells, Jingle Bells
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one
Horse open sleigh

valid heath
#

Absolute 🙌

jovial parrot
#

Sorry what is a bobtail

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Oh it's a dog breed nevermind

steel fiber
#

that's a dog breed? i thought it was a plan

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plant

uncut bobcat
vivid island
wary torrent
#

who up photoing they chad

somber meteor
#

ew

olive ferry
hoary kernel
vivid island
exotic sparrow
humble sparrow
#

hi

tidal hatch
urban apex
#

guys I got a question, I just checked speedrun .com for balatro and so many decks and stakes dont have runs, if I just beat any category would it be ranked, or are those categories empty because mods dont check the runs? I would really like to have like a world record as an average player if possible

exotic sparrow
#

but getting wr in an empty category isnt some insane accomplishment

urban apex
fringe fox
#

blue stake is the worse decision of humanity

tribal star
#

is there any way to get mods on ios version?

tribal star
umbral hazel
#

I'm jonkling it 🤶

mellow sage
storm vault
#

hey guys

slim junco
#

hi

storm vault
#

does anyone have a spare buckaroo?

slim junco
#

what is that

storm vault
#

like a dollar mr moose

slim junco
#

oh

storm vault
#

i just really want this game called Everspace on steam and its like 95% off

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its a buck right now

slim junco
#

i understand

storm vault
#

sorry if im being a bother haha

slim junco
#

sorry buddy i cant help you with that

glacial spindle
#

Balatrodle

storm vault
#

ah its alright

untold flame
mighty sluice
#

Ightttt need some advice

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Is smeared joker worth getting on the checkered deck or pointless af

mighty sluice
#

Got me a bloodstone

untold cove
mighty sluice
#

Say if I got a diamond card with an enhancement

untold cove
mighty sluice
#

Unless a I got a blue seal then just maybe

harsh birch
#

Man... I want to change my pfp to a christmas themed one
But I can't think of anything to draw

severe saffron
#

I wonder what is actually gonna be in the 1.1 update

rustic plover
#

Is it not more likely to be update 2.0?

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Nvm I just noticed thunk called it 1.1

plucky kayak
#

Will the profile transfer from steam to ios be in the next update ?

rustic plover
#

Can anyone with a game development background explain why it is 1.1 and not 2.0? Just curious

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Or is the current version technically 0.x something or other

solemn elm
still oxide
solemn elm
#

besides the obvious of 0.x being pre-release, 1.x being post-release

still oxide
solemn elm
#

version numbers rarely go beyond 1.x unless it's basically an entirely new game

solemn elm
rustic plover
#

I guess I'm just used to having files like Final_V3_NewDraft_Copy and sh*t like that lol

hearty yarrow
#

check out this cool run i did

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dna'd a bunch of glass kings to feed canio

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plus a brainstorm that turned that canio from x27 to over x700

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my first time ever hitting e unseeded!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥳

cerulean ether
#

NICEEEE

strong prairie
solemn elm
#

fuck youre right

tawny pasture
#

this balatro scales by .1 every update
(currently 1.0.1o)

dense ravine
#

what do i do

eager kite
toxic egret
#

SHOULD I CHANGE IT?

#

Photograph to hanging chat?

olive cypress
#

eeeeeeee

#

ok

scenic cave
eager kite
rose oak
#

Oh hi there

ruby crow
#

Got this seed earlier
Ante 1 round 1 natrual poly blueprint is insane

#

HC874M2Q for seed

signal estuary
#

Should I sell my 2nd copy of triboulet for a sock and buskin?

harsh birch
#

Pekeo

#

Yoik

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Cano

#

Tribole

#

Chica

neon torrent
#

Yoik

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egg yolk

dense ravine
glass gazelle
#

yeah

dense ravine
#

fym"yeah"mr_bones

proven crane
#

my jokers are looking a little off

fiery vessel
#

what do i do here

sour steeple
languid inlet
#

Trust

#

.5 mult every small and big blind

#

:D

languid inlet
pale violet
#

any1 wanan fight me in multiplayer

timid cedar
#

wrong server to ask about that

livid sandal
#

whats the best deck if im tryna get real op

coral pebble
#

is ts tuff

neon torrent
coral pebble
#

🥀

humble oak
coral pebble
#

well I js beat orange stake with this so idc now
this was as far as i could scale it

polar flame
#

hi

#

gold stake red deck

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canio early

gloomy hull
#

Before I make a bug report thread, is anyone aware of an issue with gold stickers not applying on mobile?

#

Here I am at ante 9, and you can see zany joker on the far left still with black sticker. Coincidentally, this is literally the last card I need for C++

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I’ve closed and reopened the game and played the next round just in case that triggered it

torpid path
#

it usually happens at random, it happens to me too

fierce jolt
#

just start another run it will work I think

gloomy hull
#

Alright

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Nope it’s still not in my collection

#

So this is just an insane coincidence that the very last joker did this?

near umbra
#

did u pick it up before or after ou won?

gloomy hull
#

Before, had it the whole run

near umbra
#

reopen the game

#

maybe

fierce jolt
gloomy hull
#

Oh ok

fierce jolt
#

like with a game over or win

gloomy hull
#

Nope that didn’t work either

#

Guess I’ll do it again 🙃

near umbra
umbral hazel
#

I'm jonkling it 🗾

neon torrent
#

@light minnow

#

are you the real roffle

#

🫣

ruby citrus
#

yeah

gloomy hull
#

Lil update on my situation

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I got another run through and got the sticker, but it didn’t give me the achievement. I’ve restarted the app and finished a couple runs. Idk man I’m going to bed lol

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This was the extremely scuffed run, no xmult going into violet vessel for the final sticker of c++

lilac plaza
gloomy hull
#

I don’t recommend it lol

turbid ermine
gloomy hull
#

Ah I ran a quick white stake win and it gave me the achievement

#

Thanks Balatro this was fun

craggy shadow
#

Bálátrò

carmine lodge
#

yellow deck is great for high stakes

coral pebble
#

hi guys

#

I need tips on red deck

#

I'm doing all stakes on all decks, one stake at a time (I did not apply this for most of these)

#

And I've been stuck on purple on red

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current thingy

violet thistle
oblique orchid
#

I haven't seen a voucher tag since ante 1

#

💔

coral pebble
oblique orchid
heavy walrus
#

i love crystal ball 2 mimes and blue seal

oblique orchid
#

i have finally found a blueprint in ante 19

#

wait, is that good ??

#

i hv the paint brush but not the Palette, I'm gonna lose because of the voucher

chrome swift
#

why do people treat game discussion like general but general as game discussion

glad oriole
#

this is server chat not general

chrome swift
#

okay

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so what is server chat supposed to mean

#

and what is game discussion for diddleblud

jagged anchor
unreal stream
#

It's just that game discussion sounds more about the game so people who want help go there and experienced players go there because other experienced players are usually there.

harsh birch
#

Especially after seeing EggJoker02's Thumbnails

boreal niche
#

holy pareidolia vampire midas mask

#

all you need is what's the word

#

splash

glacial spindle
#

Balatrodle

regal onyx
#

ACKK GOTTA SPOILER

bitter talon
#

Is it fine to talk about modded balatro in this channel?

forest wagon
#

no

jolly plinth
#

Guys wish me luck

patent flame
nova shore
# patent flame

90% of the people will not understand the conversation they are having

slow dagger
#

ez ultra op win

frozen swift
#

so how do we play multiplayer tournement?

winter lotus
#

Based 3DS 💪

marble monolith
slow dagger
#

the unforgettable trio

abstract furnace
#

i guess i KINDA like persona

white pulsar
umbral hazel
#

I'm jonkling it 🍫

abstract furnace
#

not again...

somber goblet
#

do i take ecto here?

#

🙏 😭

frank furnace
#

getting a gold sticker on obelisk with the black deck was not what i was thinking of getting today

analog ravine
#

tickets please

barren geyser
torpid cedar
wispy quartz
#

i scored my first e score on balatro the other day ❤️

#

e11

#

370 hours

#

i play balatro like a game journalist i love being obnoxiously bad

timid cedar
somber goblet
#

ggswp after 3 hours

vast forum
random garnet
#

Hey, does anyone know how to fix balatro glitching on my ps5?

#

Ig it is happening cos i got too many negative planets, but ive set everything to minimun so that it takes little energy but it keeps crashing in an arcana pack

vast forum
# vast forum HELP

I got psychic coming up but do I get the combo early or get matador for it to work?

fiery vessel
#

kill the car?

somber goblet
#

whats ur cat on

fiery vessel
#

like 6

#

yea she's on 6

languid inlet
fiery vessel
languid inlet
viral crow
#

this was a fun one

fiery vessel
#

yea :< maybe chad for now

languid inlet
dense ravine
#

ran out of cards

untold cove
#

Only took 3 guesses for balatrodle today

fiery vessel
#

now what!!! car is 30.25

untold cove
fiery vessel
glad oriole
#

yum

untold cove
#

dice isnt needed until you have a bloodstone tbh. also is your handsize large enough to constitute a ectoplasm

#

if you are only playing a 5 card hard, you dont need higher than that

glad oriole
#

bloodstone sucks

untold cove
#

lucky cards play little to no part in your score though

glad oriole
somber meteor
untold cove
#

ehhhhhhh

glad oriole
#

lucky cat is clutch vecause what if idol misses

fiery vessel
#

ecto is hitting the car

glad oriole
#

not worth

fiery vessel
glad oriole
#

id hold onto it until the deck is fully fixed for idol then sell outta cat

#

well magbe

#

idk

languid inlet
#

Oh nvm

fiery vessel
#

for some reason arcana aint givjng me justice

languid inlet
#

Im like a billon years late

fiery vessel
#

probably knows I'll murder the car later

jaunty bane
#

balatro is life

glad oriole
#

balatro is gay.

vast forum
#

Question

#

How come nobody uses wild cards for deck fixing?

#

I got a poly wild 2 that I used to farm rough gem

abstract furnace
nova shore
abstract furnace
#

and that

nova shore
#

sounds amazing for combos, but not in practice

abstract furnace
nova shore
#

wild card should be enchanced 3 cards instead of 2

abstract furnace
fiery vessel
#

im bout to kill this fat car

#

at x51

violet kiln
#

i have decided i will climb the corporate chain to financial stability

nova shore
mystic bronze
#

i'm so fuckin mad dude

#

this is my first time with such good synergy im not a balatro sweatlord my prev highest was 580mil

#

this seed got me like a 760mil score and i was going OMG THIS SEED IS SO BUSTED LOL!!!!

#

and then

gilded sluice
abstract furnace
#

deserved for having eternal swashSillyOne cuz wth

somber meteor
rain tartan
#

Guys what

#

How did I get the plant before ante 8

#

I never took any vouchers

somber meteor
#

what do you mean

rain tartan
#

Plant can only show ante 8 or after

somber meteor
#

no

rain tartan
#

And only shows up in the pool if you take the hieroglpyh right?

somber meteor
#

no

rain tartan
#

what????

somber meteor
#

it's ante 4-7

rain tartan
#

shi

#

didnt know that

lavish moat
#

Jo erm is it a known bug for the game to just give you 2 cards.

#

Like

fiery solar
#

im balatroing it so good

lavish moat
#

It says 2 out of 8

rain tartan
#

screnshot?

#

i wanna see this

lavish moat
#

I'll show

#

It's so weird

rain tartan
#

fellow cat picture hello

lavish moat
#

Wait

#

You gotta add me cuz of the block thingy

fiery solar
#

balatro Gameplay update coming soon

somber meteor
#

update

fiery solar
#

what

#

they said 2025

somber meteor
#

no it's not

fiery solar
#

yea they did

timid cedar
somber meteor
#

it's delayed to it's done when it's done

mystic bronze
#

when i bought swash

fiery solar
#

but no visual update

sinful aurora
#

They're fucking my mother

#

They're fucking my mother

#

They're fucking my mother

#

They're fucking my mother

fiery solar
#

its me

opaque shard
#

How much y'all wanna bet CH targets the cat that holds the entire build together

#

Okay it targeted Chad first

vernal hare
#

I just beat my first gold stake 🤗

#

I've never even attempted above red stake on any other deck lol

sturdy pier
#

i very love this seed

proper tartan
#

Hey y'all

#

Question

#

How many times have you seen this image?

oblique isle
#

2 times

#

Exact

proper tartan
#

Not bad

#

I think I saw it 7 times counting this one

#

One time I forgot I had retcon and forgot to skip it 😭😭

oblique isle
#

There’s actually a secret third one but that’s because I didn’t draw aces in a Fibonacci build

#

So it doesn’t count

proper tartan
#

Ooo

gray kite
#

would anyone be interested in hopping in a call with me to help me get better at balatro?

desert peak
#

I don’t know where to post this, but I don’t have a way to filter seeds due to being on mobile. If someone with immolate is willing to find me a some seeds with a perkeo, blueprint, and brainstorm by the end of ante 2?

forest wagon
short widget
#

When balatro gonna receive content update?

chrome brook
#

heyy everyone !! does anyone have any advice for winning in green stakes

timid cedar
short widget
#

Are you a developer?