🎙・server-chat

[brisk zinc]

haven't seen any yet

[shut crypt]

even seltzer LMAO

helps scaling the wee

[brisk zinc]

yeah basically any retrigger

[brisk zinc]

Mfw I have those irl but not in game

[shut crypt]

that's crazyy lol

[glossy nova]

what time is it where you are lol

[brisk zinc]

16:05

[glossy nova]

oh okay

i love seltzers

im basic asf and stick to truly most of the time tho

[brisk zinc]

i have these left over from last night

[glossy nova]

little hair of the dog eh?

[brisk zinc]

was on a uni student booze cruise

[glossy nova]

that sounds so fun what tbe heck

i gotta get me on a booze cruise

did you have to pay?

[brisk zinc]

i almost fucking died 🔥

[brisk zinc]

yeah it was 120€ for 2 nights with a buffet included

[glossy nova]

holy shit

that's based as hell

[brisk zinc]

pretty expensive but it's once a year and so much fun i had to go again

[glossy nova]

definitely sounds worth it

the last time i drank that much i had like half a bottle of vodka and 3 beers

[brisk zinc]

the water is underhated

such a potential run

[exotic sparrow]

shouldve found a suit changer

[brisk zinc]

i can't choose what i find

[primal heath]

Hey mods, just got two random friend requests from these two. They literally have the same profile too. Probably bots.

[vital crest]

<@&1133519078540185692> you got a clanker problem on this server

[swift sail]

don't we know it

[vital crest]

oh damn

[swift sail]

whats the username for alina

[vital crest]

alina_ccd

[swift sail]

ok, got them all, thank you for reporting

[vital crest]

yay :D

[oblique isle]

why us your name font look like comic sans or some silly ass font

[vital crest]

nitro thing

[opaque shard]

I call this the Chester V build

[terse bramble]

The Rotting Egg

more useless than taking the blank voucher without ever getting antimatter

[bitter steeple]

temperance

[terse bramble]

literally any joker works for temperance

this wastes a spot for a more valuable joker for temperance usage while doing nothing

[bitter steeple]

to be fair

if you need all five slots you're probably not doing too well

[terse bramble]

like yea it can get your temperances to 50, nothing else can

but still that's its only value, and you might not even get a temperance

[bitter steeple]

Speculative swashbuckler

[terse bramble]

although

in a very specific run where you have simultaneously the fortune teller and the tarot joker and this egg, temperance would definitely be your main source of money and mult

fool temperance loop with the reroll vouchers, both overstocks, both tarot vouchers and both price reducing vouchers

that could work

still that would have to be a seeded run so it accomplishes nothing

i'm gonna name this theoretical build

"Greed"

[inland sand]

Chat, you want to zov?

[proud ferry]

bros in Heidelberg

[sonic furnace]

[1v1] [00:00:32] Pressed at 348, 483
my clash royale bot figured out how to play emotes 😭

its bming my opponents

[languid inlet]

Omg

[languid inlet]

This is soo cool :0

[woeful condor]

can't believe balatro was so popular they brought perkeo into real life

/j

[nimble crater]

@swift sail im feeling kind of lonely rn

[nimble crater]

balatro

[swift sail]

have you tried joining a discord server to discuss shared interest and perhaps make a few friends along the way

[woeful condor]

omg hi terry from fatal fury

[nimble crater]

yeah i did

smelly femcel central welcomed me

[nimble crater]

whats popping

[swift sail]

nice you're making great strides

[woeful condor]

just playing wbu

[nimble crater]

about to leave to barnes and nobles to stuudy

[woeful condor]

omg cool

good luck and work hard or something idk 😔

[nimble crater]

thankk you

[woeful condor]

no problem my guy

[quasi yacht]

wow you popular

girls want to talk with you

you probably alpha sigma

[neon sentinel]

I hate this game

[neon sentinel]

I just need one more spades

Even play on flush

[neon sentinel]

Bro, don't look at that, I was just skipping

[neon sentinel]

I was going to win orange stake......

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

• disappears -

[wicked flame]

limbus company

[neon sentinel]

HUH

[glacial spindle]

Balatrodle

[stoic egret]

Chat is there any way I could improve my joker lineup

[agile root]

mime

[eager parrot]

Game decided to say "f u" lmao

[serene citrus]

That is literally how that boss works...

It picks your most played hand

[eager parrot]

Lol damn, i gotta quickly play two pair 20 times before i face it ig

I love the flushes

[tranquil fjord]

it picks it at the start of the ante

so its locked in as flushes

[eager parrot]

R.i.p my flushes

[tranquil fjord]

so either roll down to 0 before hand (or -20 with credit card cause then u actually gain 20 dollars)

or u can play something else to beat the boss

if ur build allows that

most of the time u just lose all ur money tho 🥀

[eager parrot]

I feel like even if i do 2 pair i might end up with a flush somehow anyway, but I'll try not to be robbed by the boss

[timid cedar]

Just pay attention to what you’re doing. Think a bit more before playing a hand.

[eager parrot]

I don't think, but it worked out, i won on 2 pairs only cause i got lucky and was able to level it up several times first

I think that might’ve been my first time playing against ox

[rich bramble]

Ante 2 naneinf incoming

[blissful geode]

chat is ts tuff?

[dry eagle]

Haha had a heart breaking story like that to 😂 I've played flushes as well and had my deck fixed to clubs. I had over 100$ and the boss was your boss. I was like nope - i can reroll once. My new boss debuffed all clubs 🥲 Ante 7 on gold stake. i didnt made it 😂

[eager parrot]

Thats a horror movie right there

[fringe remnant]

I hate this…….

I got 2 good jokers in one shop for once

But I don’t have enough money

[magic dome]

Credit card in the pack 🤓 ☝️

[keen cosmos]

yellow deck

[fringe remnant]

What deck does it look like I was playing on?

[keen cosmos]

not yellow deck

[woeful cave]

this joker combination cooks, i just need to get rid of running man for more multiplication

[shrewd shell]

Dose the devs listen to bug support

No like I can’t even play it

[tawdry sundial]

The negative tag appeared too late 😭

at least I got Hit the Road and Yorick gold stickered

Chicot is the last legendary I haven't golded

[oblique isle]

Throwback carry

[woeful cave]

I think all parts play their role, maybe except for running man

[icy lotus]

all my homies HATE THE PLANT

[rapid hill]

Plant moment.

Punishment for playing baron.

[icy lotus]

Nice baron mime build that took you so long to make! let me just NUH UH

[tawdry sundial]

holy xmult 💀

[icy lotus]

heres da seed S6V2EZH9

[icy lotus]

hi mf doom

[rapid hill]

Hello

But little problem here. ALL CAPS when you spell the man name.

[agile tapir]

Alr chat what is

[icy lotus]

im xmulting it

[agile tapir]

The best combination for Oops

Only 1 joker i mean

[icy lotus]

bloodstone

🤤

[agile tapir]

Bloodstone is peak but honestly

Reserved parking might be better

I mean they di different things but reserved parking lets u farm so much cash

[icy lotus]

bloodstone lets u get infinite xmult

[rapid hill]

Hello Nat

[stone scroll]

helllo balatro lovers

[urban laurel]

the humble :

[agile tapir]

Hiyaa

[agile tapir]

Just get a damn skip boss voucher

Its not that hardd

[urban laurel]

yeah dude just get the voucher

its just that simple

[rapid hill]

How are you doing ?

[agile tapir]

Im good!

Done many gold stakes since we last talked

Im mote than halfway to c+ now

[rapid hill]

You are very good player :) I havent done any gold stake yet but I dont really play balatro now, I play arena breakout again. Im still mad about my K/D being only 11 thats bad.

[slim junco]

glass moment

[agile tapir]

Whats arena breakout??

And ty

[rapid hill]

Its like escape from tarkov. Extraction shooter game basically.

Im going to grind the events again, its 1 am but that doesnt bother me.

[agile tapir]

Ooh okay

Im not too big a fan of thise exact games

But if u like it who am i to blame

[rapid hill]

I have nothing what i really enjoy. Star wars got boring after 3 years, geometry dash after 6, balatro im playing when I have no internet and call of duty can go bye so only game I really play now.

[rapid hill]

I love these games. The adrenaline in encounters is lovely.

[agile tapir]

I used to grind marvel rivals which is a bit different but still competitive and could count as a shooter

[agile tapir]

U gotta try more games dude

Have u played inscryption

[rapid hill]

No. I dont really want spending on games. Only game I bought was JUMP KING.

But those games are on console. I meant mobile mobile games but still on console only game I play is DayZ so.

[agile tapir]

Just please. I beg you please, its such a good game

[agile tapir]

Why not anything else?

[rapid hill]

I dont really enjoy playing other games. I played over 150 games and its only game I play now. Rocket league I deleted, same with call of duty, brawlhalla rarely, south park stick of truth I completed but no platinum, enter the gungeon I have platinumed but rarely play it, subnautica and subnautica below zero completed and more.....

[agile tapir]

Ok at least u played subnautica, thats my fav game

[neon torrent]

guys I white staked plasma deck

[rapid hill]

But I really want to buy few games: project zomboid, max payne which I completed in the past but still want to play it again and wolfenstein return to castle.

[agile tapir]

Congrats? 😭

Im on orange stake rn on plasma

[agile tapir]

I hope u can afford those then

Trust me there are a ton of games worth it to play

[rapid hill]

I gold staked it.

[agile tapir]

HEY MAN I STARTED TODAY OK

[rapid hill]

I can only play ps4 on weekends and yeah there is not really time for that.

[agile tapir]

Why only on weekends!?

[rapid hill]

Studies.

Electronics

The theory is really complex.

[agile tapir]

Ngl ive not been studying at all
And ik i should be but whatever

[rapid hill]

Or im just stupid something in between

[rapid hill]

You should because you will have it difficult to catch up. I dont study but I get good grades because of my memory and logic so I dont have it hard to learn something.

But when I got exam from 12 pages then it was difficult even for me.

[agile tapir]

I struggle with it

Not in a way that i dont understand it

Im just not mentally ok i think

Or im just lazy idk lol

[neat tundra]

Enter the gungeon mentioned

[agile tapir]

How old are u anyway

Like what type of exams

[rapid hill]

I dont say my age.

[agile tapir]

Thats fair

[rapid hill]

Today I wrote easier exam from theory of electrotechnics but I didnt knew one formula so I got stuck on R=ρ×l:S and the l i forgot what to do because I needed Watts to get from P=U×I and then t=A:P but I couldnt get the L so I didnt had time to think more about it.

[agile tapir]

Jeez this is breakibg my brain down 😭

I dont rlly like physica

Im a biology gal

[rapid hill]

On physics we learn something else now. This was Electrotechnics. But subject I hate the most Is definitely technical drawing.

I mean I dont have bad grades from it but Its really annoying. My eyes are like twitching when I try to focus on every milimeter on the paper.

[agile tapir]

Ah im so sorry abt that lol 😭

[agile tapir]

Fair im just used to learning abt electricity in physucs

[rapid hill]

We learn about electricity basically everything. Now we are learning about Kirchhoff law 1 and 2.

[chrome dragon]

couldn't find obs

[rapid hill]

Damn, Still very big score.

[agile tapir]

Damn ok 😭

Im gonn be going to sleep now tho so goodnight

And goodnight chat

[tawdry sundial]

Banner and Idol! Now I never have to use Idol again

[woven falcon]

I don't wanna buy black ops 7 but the trailer is trying to rope me in

We must buy battlefield 6 instead

[vast raft]

Buy balatro

[slate talon]

Balto

[stoic lagoon]

Balt

[slate talon]

Baltaro!

Bal Tro!

[rigid dove]

Blade þrow!

[woven falcon]

I'm about to gold stake my third deck

And you tell me buy balatro

Shi let me get it on mobile I guess

[vast raft]

Yes

[unborn kelp]

should i

leak my school's meeting code here

[proper sequoia]

The plant :(

[open pine]

screwing around with emoji kitchen again cuz why not

i call this one "recyclomancy"

this one's called "game over screen"

[sinful bloom]

si si sii

[terse bramble]

was reading a manhwa and some characters were playing poker and one played a king 8 full house but they were all hearts so now i wanna play my checkered deck flush house build again

[cobalt maple]

Finally 100%ed balatro, only took like 350 hours

Guess I'm trying cryptid next

[fervent ridge]

These are both really good bro.

[timid cloak]

gang should i take erosion its at 40

bus is at 29

it definetly won't scale as fast

[regal onyx]

is it necessary to score more?

[timid cloak]

i only have like 3 face cards in my deck

[timid cloak]

im scoring like 100k which is enough for ante 7 but I dont remember how much ante 8 is on orange stake

ive been playing multiplayer mostly

[regal onyx]

400k for final boss unless u get vessel

you prob dont need it

save money in case u need justice for vessel

[timid cloak]

ok

yeah im worried though cause my high card and my pair are both at 9 which is my highest and 2 pair is at 8

I have a small deck so hands are pretty easy im playing 5oak with aces for now cause I used strength on all my kings

[regal onyx]

erosion is like around a 1.5x if you think of it that way, finding something better is more than possible

🙏

black deck is a drag, best of luck

[tawdry ferry]

[timid cloak]

should I take trio if i cant even play anything that doesnt have a 3oak in it

probably

im gonna

over pants would mean more scoring and I barely have face cards so im gonna do it

[tawdry ferry]

because I always get bad games 💔💔

[timid cloak]

selling faceless joker for verdant leaf square joker has scaled enough

beat it in 1 hand with 4oak

i took a wraith ante 9 and it gave me brainstorm lmao

best copy is obelisk i think

because i can have the brainstorm on the right still

i just wanted to see how much I score with the brainstorm im done now

i got a driver's license and a glass but now im done

gang

[regal onyx]

oh well done!

[bitter steeple]

it might go extinct before it debuffs

[solemn elm]

i would take the rental there

i would take square though

[hazy arrow]

modern balatro tech kinda crazy. everybody be using stun seeds for their high scores now

[timid cloak]

yeah I dont think this is what gold stake runs normally look like

[shrewd ermine]

good news youre getting trib completed

i recommend preparing for plant just in case

[steel fiber]

OHHHH HOOO HOOO HOOOO
GOOD OL

SDEES NUTS

[timid cloak]

GANG

do i take both or just invis

[languid inlet]

Just invis

[timid cloak]

burgler hit on invis would be good so

[languid inlet]

How many k and q cards do you have in your deck?

Because that could make a case for dna

[timid cloak]

it hit chad which is fine

[timid cloak]

its too late now

but i have like 8 kings and 4 queens and im consistently pulling 4oak or full houses which both have enough to one shot violet vessel

yeah 2 pair is getting me 1.6 mil ill be fine as long as theres no plant

[solemn elm]

you shouldve taken directors cut...

you dont need more score atp, you need Plant defense

[timid cloak]

I JUST REALISED I HAVE 6 JOKER SLOTS

[solemn elm]

YEAH

[timid cloak]

i wasnt paying attention

[solemn elm]

😭

i hope you get skill-checked

so you learn from this

[vivid island]

[timid cloak]

never punished

[timid cloak]

i forgot AGAIN

AND THEN I ROLLED INTO SOCK

GANG

I just got 310k without trib

so basically guys that was all skill

[tawdry ferry]

bruh

[timid cloak]

I would take mime cause you have 3 rares so baron is more common and mime is better without baron than baron is without mime

[timid cloak]

oh wait you have showman

I would still take mime

[tawdry ferry]

I chose the baron thinking that later I would get the mime, but I never got it again.

And the showman didn't help me at all.

[timid cloak]

ive opened 20 souls on my phone and still dont have perkeo unlocked

[tawdry ferry]

He gave me three copies of it in a row. 💔💔

[shrewd shell]

Guys will they add modded version of it In ios

[timid cedar]

Almost certainly not

Managed to have Ride the Bus increment and Smiley Face trigger on the same hand.

[languid inlet]

Holy

[fierce crater]

cos cos

[shrewd matrix]

i have a gambling addiction

[modern granite]

i saw someone play balatro on the bus today

[urban laurel]

what the hell

what the helly

[languid inlet]

Local thunk must be stopped

[lyric storm]

Does anyone have some super coolpics that i can draw in impressionism in art class all my pics suck. Can be an pretty sky or flowers or just smth cool

[lyric storm]

Preferably like a selfmade pic or photograph

[worthy mango]

I've got a BLT I made

I've also got something better, probably, but I'd need to dig for a bit

[lyric storm]

Awesome

Ill draw the blt

[deep forum]

Blasphemous

[hollow obsidian]

thank you anaglyph deck, very cool!

[limpid citrus]

I detect seed

This is a seeded run isn’t it

[hollow obsidian]

unseeded

[boreal niche]

why are you filming people in public

[hollow obsidian]

i played like normal, found negative skip ante 7

sold wee on verdant leaf 💔 and then trying to die to the flint rn

showman gets double baseball tho

[limpid citrus]

Good

[modern granite]

actually good point i will delete that sorry

[limpid citrus]

Playing balatro the way god intended

[hollow obsidian]

heres the seed for it anyways. ante 11 head killed me cos bloodstone lmao

LHR64LT5

rare skip gives burnt but theres a natty blueprint next to it

[limpid citrus]

Still

[hollow obsidian]

worst part is there was a red seal king but no deaths til ante 9

[forest wagon]

econ issue

[hollow obsidian]

no deck fixing was sad af

[hollow obsidian]

i shouldve kept polychrome mail instead of baseball 💔

[forest wagon]

bbc so bad

nobody likes bbc

[hollow obsidian]

i like cards that r fun :D

[slender oasis]

she's gonna inject them with gender fluids

[flint carbon]

do gender fluid people have a boiling point

gender non-newtonian fluid

[agile linden]

wha

[ashen cipher]

Their boiling point is when you tell them there are only 2 genders

(A joke not hating anyone pls dont take this too seriously dont ban pls)

[agile linden]

mods boil the pole

[languid inlet]

Yummers :3

[languid inlet]

I die on ante 4 ahh speach 💔

[limpid citrus]

I made it to 14 without seeds or optimisation

I winged it

[languid inlet]

I love bbc<3
I can't go a day without bbc
Live laugh love bbc<3

Best jerker in the game

[languid inlet]

Only ante 14? Not even half the antes to the true end SMH 😔 💔

[limpid citrus]

I like having fun

[languid inlet]

To be fair, you have to have a very high lQ to
understand Balatro. The mechanics are
extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp
of theoretical mathematics most of the
factors will go over a typical player's head.
There's also Rarran's nihilistic outlook, which
is deftly woven into his characterisation - his
personal philosophy draws heavily from O gracious king Spectered's literature, for instance. The players understand this stuff;
they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the equations, to realize that they're not just complex- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Balatro truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the depth in Jimbo's existencial catchphrase "Maybe Go
Fish is more our speed..." which itself is a cryptic reference to Murle Robbins epic conflict with Crazy Eights l'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as LocalThunk's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Jimbo tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only-
And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 lQ points of my own
(preferably lower) beforehand. 🤓 ☝️ [jk do what you want man idc lol]

[sharp badger]

😭

[sharp badger]

Balatro cant be this deep bro

[forest wagon]

its not its much deeper but this is just a surface outlook upon the playerbase

[languid inlet]

@boreal niche explain the depths of balala to this simpleton

[worthy mango]

Idk the toaster did that

[sharp badger]

im not a simpleton but ok

[languid inlet]

||I'm being sarcastic TwT, I thought I made it pretty obvious 😭 ||

[sharp badger]

Yea mb

[boreal niche]

ask me about triboulet

[shrewd shell]

Guys

Just started the game

[worthy mango]

Congrats

[shrewd shell]

All the buff cards I get from shop common and uncommon

[shrewd shell]

Thanks

Any idea on how I get legendary

Or higher rarity cards

I keep losing after 5 ants

[worthy mango]

Common, Uncommon and Rare can be found in shops or from the judgement tarot card

Legendary can only be gained from the joker soul card which is rarely found in arcana packs

[shrewd shell]

Oh I see

So what is tarot card do

Like buff the chances of getting something I guess

[worthy mango]

They can buff your cards directly, change card suits, give you money, or do stuff with jokers

[shrewd shell]

I see thanks for information

[worthy mango]

👍

Oh, and some give you consumable cards too

Planets and other tarot

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[glacial spindle]

Balatrodle

[languid inlet]

Omg it's the ||icecream|| jerker

[woeful cave]

I just won my first gold steak! :)

[stoic lagoon]

Awesome!

[woeful cave]

thank you! the joker build is literally organized chaos

[shrewd shell]

Guys

What dose mean all cards will consider face cards

[languid inlet]

Congrats alex

[woeful cave]

some jokers activate on face cards (usually being J Q and K). but paranolia makes all cards have that condition that can trigger jokers that activate on face cards

[stoic lagoon]

Since paradolia makes all cards face cards

[woeful cave]

thank you sm!

[stoic lagoon]

This also applies to boss blinds, so the plant and mark will affect all cards since aces and numbered cards are considered face cards

With paradolia

[woeful cave]

tragic

[languid inlet]

Speak of the devil ahh plant 😔 💔

[woeful condor]

plants vs blinds

[stoic lagoon]

The plant makes me like 2s more

It feels so good no worrying about the plant

[woeful cave]

i think the funniest detail about the texture is that the 3 of spades is an imp but the 2 is a normal zombie

it's so insulting

that's why he's golden

[tawdry ferry]

bro

[stoic lagoon]

I was referring to the boss blind

[tawdry ferry]

Okay, I'm going to do what the game wants: do another run.

[woeful cave]

mb

[stoic lagoon]

You good

[split remnant]

First time winning by spamming 5 of the same

Think it can go nan inf without doing tricks xd

[lone escarp]

Sup chat 👋

[stoic lagoon]

WASSUP

[limpid leaf]

Just got Completionist+ I do a silly run now

[vast raft]

La planta

[lone escarp]

How’s it going

Sorry for late response I was playing balatro

[lone escarp]

lol nice 👍 I never seen those rainbow jokers before 🤔 what does the infinite symbol mean?

Also what deck is that

[limpid leaf]

The infinite symbol means they’re eternal. Can’t be sold or destroyed, this was on spectral deck :)

[lone escarp]

Interesting 🤔 what does spectral do

[vast raft]

What happens if 2 non-eternal madnesses target eachother

[limpid leaf]

One dies the other stays

[vast raft]

Oh

[limpid leaf]

Starts you with a hex card & spectral cards become available in shop

[rich bramble]

It initiates a cutscene where they duel to the death

[vast raft]

Undertale

[lone escarp]

Don’t know what either of those do ngl

[lone escarp]

I like undertale

[limpid leaf]

They’re unlocked when you play more 😁👍

[vast raft]

Spectral cards are like tarot cards but they're more potent and often come with downsides
Hex in particular gives a random joker polychrome and destroys all others (except eternals)

[lone escarp]

Ahh that’s cool 😎

So eternals are like really good for that reason

I never seen a eternal yet tho

[vast raft]

Eternals are a cripple that can be turned into a tool if used right

[lone escarp]

Cus they can’t be discarded or anything?

[vast raft]

Only jokers can be eternal

[lone escarp]

Makes sense

[vast raft]

Same with perishable and rental

Just go up the stakes and you'll see them

[lone escarp]

Ah alr I think my highest stakes was 70k not sure tho 🤔

[vast raft]

I don't mean number I mean color

White stake, red stake, gold stake, etc.

[lone escarp]

Oh I thought stakes was the amount of number u gotta get to win lol

[vast raft]

Stakes are like the difficulty level

[lone escarp]

So the reds are the bosses that come with modifiers right?

[vast raft]

No those are blinds

[lone escarp]

I thought blinds was when u skipped them

Weird

[vast raft]

Blinds are the things you face while playing, stakes are the difficulty level you pick

You select a stake when selecting a deck to play

[lone escarp]

Oh I think I only got access to normal difficulty

[vast raft]

You're stuck on white stake until you beat it

[lone escarp]

Yeee

[vast raft]

Unless you're not paying attention or aren't playing the game in your native language you should've seen that everything calls itself what it is

It says stuff like "small blind" and "white stake"

[lone escarp]

Lol yeah I just forgot

[vast raft]

Bruh

[tawdry ferry]

🥀

[lone escarp]

What joker is that 🤔

[urban laurel]

Peak game

[vast raft]

The trio

[lone escarp]

Cool what it do

Haven’t encountered it yet

I don’t think

I have encountered around 20 or so jokers tho

[vast raft]

X3 mult if hand includes a 3 of a kind
So stuff like 3oak, full house, 5oak, etc.

[lone escarp]

Cool 😎 that would be pretty good with my pair build too

[vast raft]

No

It specifically needs 3 of the same rank

Or more

Pairs won't cut it

[lone escarp]

Cus 3 of a kind plus a pair equals 5 cards

[vast raft]

Oh you mean full house

[lone escarp]

Yeah

Cus wouldn’t it add the x3 multi to the 2 of a kind too? With that joker that adds 21+ multi to pairs it would turn into 63+ multi or smthn like that

[vast raft]

Have you ever played the game dawg

[lone escarp]

Yeah I have

[vast raft]

Everything is put into a collective mult window and it multiplies the number in the mult window

It doesn't matter what anything else brings, as long as conditions are met it will multiply the number in the window

Unless it's specifically debuffed by crimson heart or verdant leaf

[lone escarp]

Ah that sucks but alr then 🤔

[lone escarp]

Never seen those

[vast raft]

The same happens with chip jokers, except there's no Xchips

[lone escarp]

I only got like 2h and 41m in this game lol

[vast raft]

Just play the game

[lone escarp]

What’s an Xchip

[vast raft]

Figure it out

[wheat nimbus]

would you rather business card with pareidolia

or business card with oops all 6s

[vast raft]

Pareidolia with business card and oops all 6s

[wheat nimbus]

sure but you had to sell business card to get both parei and oops

checkmate

[vast raft]

Smiley face with bloodstone

[wheat nimbus]

hmmm interesting

how about a

The Lovers

to go along with that

would you like some smiley face & bloodstone with some the lovers on the side

[vast raft]

Canio + pareidolia

[wheat nimbus]

hmmm based

[vast raft]

+wee

[wheat nimbus]

hmmmmmm delicioso

[vast raft]

Ayo

[wheat nimbus]

what

i just like the taste of wee joker

he tastes like thick paper

[vast raft]

[wheat nimbus]

blueprint is like

tofu

[wispy quartz]

if you had to eat one joker what would it be

[wheat nimbus]

it takes the tastes of anything it's combined with

[wispy quartz]

including the obvious answers

[wheat nimbus]

vagabond

[wispy quartz]

hanging chad

for me

or cavendish

[wheat nimbus]

business card

idk why

[wispy quartz]

green joker

or jimbo after a loss

[vast raft]

Bootstraps

[wheat nimbus]

the uhh

that one joker where it's like

a cool looking onyx thing

[vast raft]

Onyx agate

[wheat nimbus]

and it gives you stuff when you play clubs

yea yea that one

[vast raft]

A joker with the picture of a ds game on it would be perfect to put in your mouth and possibly choke on

[wheat nimbus]

they're just so

flat and square

who could resist

[vast raft]

Square joker

[wispy quartz]

glass joker could be good

[shut crypt]

heya

[bitter steeple]

free money!!!

[sturdy pier]

first round in the boufon back

[dusty kite]

moving here because it's probably more on-topic

[mellow depot]

Felt the need to join this server to post this as this was the best run I've had since I've started and it was due to wee joker. Seed is in one of the screenshots, got the hologram and blueprint in the first few Antes and an invisible in the 4th. Not too sure as I sadly wasn't keeping track.

[shut crypt]

negative 8 ball carried me

[agile tapir]

God damn im stuck on orange stake plasma rn

[wanton rampart]

are there any special requirements for te glass joker to appear , apart from to unlock it

[shrewd shell]

Don’t understand shit in this game but it’s fun

[wide lagoon]

have at least one glass card in deck

that applies to golden ticket and stone joker too

and steel one

[wanton rampart]

ahh cheers its the only 1 left

[wide lagoon]

npnp

[shrewd shell]

How you got all king

[ruby lily]

you need at least 1 glass card in your deck

[sturdy pier]

first time getting a sul in a spactral pack

[hollow arch]

picked up an idol round 2 and it ended up doing nothing throughout the entire run 😭

it was just there the useless rat

[neon sentinel]

A

B

C

[languid inlet]

99 missed calls from canio

[sturdy pier]

it was a trib

[languid inlet]

Oh that's also pretty good :3

[sturdy pier]

i did this

🔥

[full thunder]

So uh… what does one do with this? 🤣 I didn’t take either, how can I tell what was in them? Back to back antes

Rounds* not antes

No ecto run, no antimatter, no omen globe 😔

[languid inlet]

Jesus, yeah it's bait

Unless you can live without the dna

I don't think it's worth it

And it's a little too late for perk

Temp for money would probably be the best move here

[full thunder]

Way too far, however earlier, think ante 5, you get cryptid from the 6th sense

So perk could be funny

And I’ve got retcon… but like, I feel like no 6th slot is just a nerf. Took temp for money 🤣

Ante 17 was antimatter

[full thunder]

I think I sell DNA to rip my ecto agree?

[languid inlet]

Yep, do you have money to reroll?

[full thunder]

$300 rn

And got another brainstorm from antimatter

[languid inlet]

Eh that should be enough to find a rebait or something for more money until you can find another coppy effect :)

sell the dna, Rip the ecto, ^-^

[tawny solstice]

holup i got mad copies but not good jokers. what’s my play here

it’s early into the game too

anxiety over fucking up god run

what do i need here to go sicko mode

[full thunder]

I rolled past a bean, cost me my run. This is tragic.

[languid inlet]

It happens, balala can be hard TwT
I've also lost really good runs :<

[tawny solstice]

imma just sit here and wait on this run

[brisk zinc]

dude what kinda seed did i just roll

[tawny solstice]

and think a bit

[brisk zinc]

unfortunately i can't even buy both

[strange gale]

anime girl brainstorm

[brisk zinc]

yes

and blueprint

[languid inlet]

Credit card in standard pack 😭

[brisk zinc]

clearly

[oblique isle]

Holy crap you’re right

[nova shore]

Why are all Balatro memes in Spanish

[brisk zinc]

of course i get 4 and 4 😂

[tawny solstice]

umhnghhhshbd

i don’t take that i think?

3/4 but potential rip

mma buy and save in case i find something m

[obsidian linden]

anybody trynna make the charlie kirk joker

[surreal swan]

[tawny solstice]

i can’t believe i lost that

2 blueprints and a brainstorm

i am BAD at this game

[surreal swan]

i mean you can have 10 negative blueprints and still lose if you have nothing good to copy

i will say the eternal pants was an interesting choice lol

[vast raft]

What mod shows the blinds on the left

[brisk zinc]

unblind

[vast raft]

Skipping all the sees

[surreal swan]

me casting a spell to repair someones sight

[brisk zinc]

mr beast that one time

[surreal swan]

TRUE

[vast raft]

Small see
Big see
Boss see

[surreal swan]

why are they called blinds anyway

[vast raft]

Poker

[surreal swan]

what blind person named it that

[surreal swan]

ok yeah but why are they named that in poker

[rapid hill]

Someone got blinded by the truth.

[vast raft]

It's likely called a blind because it's unknown how much money is gonna be in the pot in normal poker

[surreal swan]

eehh that doesnt make sense to me either

[vast raft]

Just a guess

[surreal swan]

im looking it up

[vast raft]

Bearific

[surreal swan]

ohhhh its cuz you bet without seeing the cards

ig that makes sense

[vast raft]

Oh

[rapid hill]

Hello Amanda

[brisk zinc]

Hello

[vast raft]

The bear jokes are going over people's heads cuz they never played persona 4

[rapid hill]

How are you doing ? Havent see you in longer time.

[brisk zinc]

Uhhh I have a physics lecture in roughly 12 hours

Other than that I'm doing fine

[vast raft]

I never took physics

[brisk zinc]

I have to

[vast raft]

L

[brisk zinc]

It's mandatory for every engineering degree

[stoic lagoon]

It’s fine, nothing much, just studying in college right now

[rapid hill]

Physics. I feel the pain a mile away.

[brisk zinc]

Adhd and small brain makes it even worse

[rapid hill]

Cant have small brain if you gonna have one of the engineering degrees. You can do more than you think.

[brisk zinc]

I'm actually pretty dumb when it comes to mathematical stuff but I'll survive

[rapid hill]

In engineering mathematics are really important same in electrotechnics.

[vast raft]

The bridge if I ever get put on the job

[brisk zinc]

Yeah that's true

Tho it's not as important in swe compared to something like an electrical engineer and stuff

[rapid hill]

But biggest pain is definitely technical drawing.

[brisk zinc]

Oh thankfully we don't have to do that

[rapid hill]

I chose the hardest class I had available.

[brisk zinc]

I tried like 3 different career paths before finding the one I really like

[rapid hill]

And thats what ?

[brisk zinc]

Right after middle school I went to trade school to be a car mechanic and quit it after like 3 months lol

Then I did metalwork for a bit then switched to software

Graduated as a software dev from trade school and now I'm doing swe in uni

[rapid hill]

Thats a big switch

[brisk zinc]

Yeah a complete 180

[violet thistle]

Ima call this strat the KingE strat (first E run btw)

[rapid hill]

Thats a complete 360

I wont switch. I will work my way to be electrotechnician.

[brisk zinc]

That's cool

[compact summit]

beaten green stake on Nebula deck

[violet thistle]

Congrats gng

[compact summit]

What can i try next

Challenges?
Aim for gold stake?

[rapid hill]

Sure

Aim for gold then challenge

[neon sentinel]

☹️

[minor briar]

just finished my first day of work at the casino

thankfully no bananas or strange clowns were involved

[vagrant echo]

PAPYRUS

[cloud umbra]

Crimson Heart is mean

[cloud umbra]

Money moment

[raven quiver]

Thank you, John Balatro!

[languid inlet]

Hell yeah:D

[wraith flume]

what to pick

[raven quiver]

Chad in general is more versatile

[violet thistle]

John balatro gifted you a great gift

[wraith flume]

ty bro

[raven quiver]

Yes, indeed:D

[violet thistle]

Huh. Sounds familiar...

[wraith flume]

how to make my cards all face cards

[drowsy sentinel]

death

[stoic lagoon]

paradolia, deaths, cryptid, hangman

[wraith flume]

and remove 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,A

[fiery yew]

im so fucking pissed

[tawny solstice]

what the fuck is this series of events - bahahahhahaha

fun fucking seed

[minor briar]

oh right I got the deck yesterday as well for my birthday!

[warped hornet]

Jimbo!

[barren geyser]

100 hours of balatro btw🥀

[hearty pawn]

Does the PS5 Version support Haptics/Vibration like on Switch and IOS?

[white pulsar]

lmao

we runnin'

[tawny solstice]

is it time to get out of dna?

probably

and take the dusk

[cobalt kettle]

interesting shop for sure

[wraith flume]

my 2nd win

[proven tartan]

rhis is rly funny 😭

[proven tartan]

murder EVERYTHING for double baton trust me bro

on everything

[cobalt kettle]

im new whats balatro baton?

[proven tartan]

on everyone's soul ESPECIALLY yours

[proven tartan]

wait no you're right idk wtf that card is

[cobalt kettle]

well thats my deck rn

[rotund dock]

I am having the worst luck possible

[tawny solstice]

finally joined the E club

also wtf do i even do

is this worth taking

[stoic shore]

What if nebula deck just made consumables more expensive

[stoic shore]

Super late but absolutely not

Best pull would be perkeo and it isn’t worth getting rid of your scoring

[tawny solstice]

yeah i figured

all i’m really looking for is a sock right @stoic shore

and i replace what exactly

[stoic shore]

Sock is good, deck fixing is super important for idol if you haven’t gotten that yet

Glass, red seals, etc

[tawny solstice]

it’s mostly fixed

i got time for get the last few

[stoic shore]

When you get sock it’d probably be replace the chad? It’s hard but that’s probably the better choice

[tawny solstice]

kk

keep photo tho right

[stoic shore]

Lemme do the math rq

Assuming one full hand of Lucky kings

[tawny solstice]

lucky red seal

[stoic shore]

Yeah ik

[tawny solstice]

kk

i haven’t even used my dusk once yet 🥹

[stoic shore]

You should

[tawny solstice]

this is by far my best run

haven’t needed to scoring already like e13 if idol online

[stoic shore]

Since you’re playing luckies you should be playing for max retriggers before you need it for the scoring

[tawny solstice]

aaaaaaa

[stoic shore]

Because it increases chances at +20 dollars

[tawny solstice]

money fight

right

ok ty

we scorin now

literally not one 20$

😭

[stoic shore]

For scoring actually just replace phot

Photo

It’s most optimal

[tawny solstice]

literally just got it

so replace photo

[stoic shore]

(One of the idols is a trib and one of the dusks is a sock)

[stoic shore]

Yep

[tawny solstice]

dude i’m so hype

this is the best run i’ve ever had

i feel like i’m in a roffle video

[stoic shore]

Finish up deck fixing because one missed hit will spell doom

And start converting some cards to glass without playing them for when you need them

But you watch roffle, you get the gist on it probably

[tawny solstice]

yeo my score dropped

idk abt that photo move

ruh for

roe

[stoic shore]

Did idol move

[stoic shore]

Also was it your last hand?

And again did idol hit

Because photo helps on the non dusk hands, but it gets outscored on final hand

[tawny solstice]

idk tbh imma just enjoy

see how far i get

[stoic shore]

Alr

Look for blueprint and brainstorm too

When you find one, drop the Chad and count your scoring and retriggers

Balance them accordingly

[sturdy pier]

rate this

[tawny solstice]

u were right missed idol

[karmic lantern]

Hurts to see

That dang plant I hate…

[sturdy pier]

also there is 18 vouchers wich mean its also cuz of the playing card voucher thing idk

it spawned multiple time

and didnt get directors cut

very sad

[karmic lantern]

Sad indeed, the best runs always fall to plant late and early! Maybe there should be a zodiac-like deck with like directors cut and discount.

[humble sigil]

can someone help me with a seed.. i think it has good potential but im struggling early game

it's ghost deck F27G396D

skip first blind, sell hex, sell free joker, and you can buy neg brainstorm

ante 2 has perkeo and cryptid after refresh </3

[tawny solstice]

@stoic shore
what am i doin here

sell chad and copy what

deck fully fixed i’m sailing smooth like e19 rn

[stoic shore]

alr

whats the deck look like

Glass amount?

[stoic shore]

Without glass, copy trib

With glass, it doesn't matter

Because by replacing chad with brainstorm you get:

4 retriggers on final hand (if copying a retrigger) and 2 scoring

[tawny solstice]

2^5 vs 2^3?

[stoic shore]

if you copy scoring, you get 3 scoring and 3 retrigger

Wait

No it's seven

I forgot to account for innate trigger

With glass it'll be perfectly even

[tawny solstice]

so put it on trib and if not needing glass

if need glass put it on?

[stoic shore]

Yes I think

[untold cove]

Innate, red seal, sock, dusk
Trib, idol, brainstorm

[stoic shore]

With glass put it on trib also

[untold cove]

Just keep on trib always

[stoic shore]

Yeah

[tawny solstice]

thanks fam

[stoic shore]

That's what I figured out, just messier

Thanks

[tawny solstice]

bahahahhahaha

i’m so happy

i finally got a run

i’ve been wanting to do this for so long

oh god

the plant

is it over

[karmic lantern]

🫡

[tawny solstice]

NOOOOOO

o7

[karmic lantern]

Just retold and hope for luchador and pray that it gets you out!

[tawny solstice]

don’t be sad because it’s over, smile because it happened

[karmic lantern]

Ok!

[tawny solstice]

52RQU213

hell of a fun seed

[karmic lantern]

Will try later then!

[tranquil fjord]

negative half or grimbo (idk if I want mime since this is the luxury tax challenge so my hand size is gonna be cooked anyways)

I prob should take green joker

but like half joker is negative tho

wait its bad with square nvm

well maybe not since u can score less by playing 4 card hands then win playing 3 but id rather have green joker

[abstract furnace]

an absolute BEAUTY on painted deck aswell

[lofty sable]

love u balatro ♥️

[slim junco]

rare idol win

[abstract furnace]

what resource pack is that for the queen

[slim junco]

omori

[abstract furnace]

thanks

[slate orbit]

First E ever

[coral pebble]

I'm tryna do all stakes on all decks, one stake at a time, I'm on blue now

I've done most on blue but I'm still missing like 5

[tawdry sundial]

I finally found Fibonacci and Hack in the same run, don't recall this ever happening in the 4+ months I've been playing Balatro

WELL SO MUCH FOR THAT

[crude flume]

[strange meadow]

the nines

and no i made zero use out of the vagabond

it literally never popped

actually not having it wouldve helped my stencil

sucks

[timid cloak]

gang

I like men

[strange meadow]

thats cool

[timid cloak]

it is!!!

[strange meadow]

i wonder whats the most nines someone has had on a cloud nine

[timid cloak]

if only the erratic deck seed was 9s

[strange meadow]

tht has to exist somewhere im sure

i was on checkered deck gold stake though

i had a second wario card but i couldnt carry both to the finish

[slim junco]

drspectered got 110 in non-endless, counting endless someone got over 2000 once

[strange meadow]

damn. 18 is not 2000

my bad

[quartz gulch]

Gang

I also like men

Idsac and his mother

[tawdry sundial]

What a stressful run

Econ was suffering, no xmults that would benefit this build, no planet levels, and had to rely on flushes that I upgraded to level 10 only with orbital tags

But that puts a gold sticker on: Séance, Castle and Walkie Talkie

[normal hinge]

Anyone wanna do a 1v1 on balatro on call, rando seed, see who performs best?

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🐗

[tawdry sundial]

rerolled the Water and got the Wall 😭

[waxen adder]

ah yes makes sense

[hushed basalt]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I'm a dumbass

I was doing some real numbers

[tawdry sundial]

lmao I won another run and this time I had Observatory for xmult of all things

Ceremonial Dagger, Luchador, Bull and Stuntman have also earned their sticker

[cedar echo]

Me spotted

[proven tartan]

ceremonial dagger you're really cool

dagger is epic and based

and very good game design

[cedar echo]

Thank you!

Not being able to have the perishable effects helps lol

[terse bramble]

this got me to ante 11

[lone escarp]

Awesome I used that spooky looking joker before I forget what it does 🤔

[terse bramble]

+30 chips per face card

i was playing flushes with observatory and 2 jupiters, my main card was a mult jack

[lone escarp]

Ah yeah that was really good on my run

[terse bramble]

5 mult jack photo triggers

it was insane

[lone escarp]

I was running a build focused on the torn in half joker that applies +21 multi to pairs and combined with face cards it popped off

[terse bramble]

it's just called half joker

[boreal niche]

Which technically isn't true

mathematically speaking it's like 59% of the size of the normal Joker

[lone escarp]

Oh well I just call it what I think it looks like

[terse bramble]

take it up with Thunk

[boreal niche]

but 59% joker is kinda weird

[lone escarp]

lol so there’s just a 9% they didn’t evenly distribute when ripping it in half

If they used scissors it’d be perfectly cut in half

Symmetrical too

[terse bramble]

well you can't play 2,5 cards, now can you

[lone escarp]

I mean that does suck that you can’t have 5 pairs 😔

Since the max u can use is 5 at a time

It’d be cool if there was a deck that let you use more cards in a single hand

[coral pebble]

i like frogs

unrelated

[terse bramble]

worry not, for cryptid mod lets you play the whole fucking deck

[coral pebble]

how to gold stake

i did gold stake on plasma but im stuck on erratic

[terse bramble]

i like licking frogs

[coral pebble]

the fuh

🙏

[terse bramble]

i love the texture

[coral pebble]

i mean

fair

but like

why say it 🥀

[lone escarp]

W but I’m on Xbox

Sadly

[terse bramble]

fair

[lone escarp]

U ever seen the one horror movie about frogs?

[terse bramble]

bc you said you like frogs

[lone escarp]

W pfp btw it’s from a manwha right?

[terse bramble]

pick me up

[lone escarp]

Awesome I loved that one

I usually called it infinite gacha tho

Mc had insane luck

[terse bramble]

i'd do that if there was another pick me up, but there isn't

like i do with borderlands tps

i call it tps

bc borderlands is too vague

infinite gacha is the sub-title

i call it by the main title

[lone escarp]

Ah alr lol

[lone escarp]

TPS?

[coral pebble]

no

[terse bramble]

The Pre-Sequel

otherwise known as TPS

[lone escarp]

Oh I just call it the presequal

[terse bramble]

with the grammar errors?

[lone escarp]

Obviously not lol it just doesn’t auto correct for some reason

[terse bramble]

lol

[lone escarp]

I’ve played all the borderlands games besides maybe the tales games and bl1 but I did play it a bit on the Xbox 360

Just not fully

Also tiny Tina’s wonderland since most people I don’t think say it counts even tho it does imo since it’s within the same universe

[terse bramble]

i'm waiting for a discount on the handsome collection

[grizzled osprey]

Help mee

[surreal knoll]

It's been ten minutes since, but I hope you made the right choice 🙏

[grizzled osprey]

I skip legendary jokers

[surreal knoll]

In this case yes that was the right choice