🎙・server-chat

[alpine pollen]

He does, then how would he tell me he loves me

Are you sure your really the leader here

[slim junco]

of course

[alpine pollen]

You don't seem responsible enough

[slim junco]

i don't need to be responsible on the internet

i have a lollipop in my mouth and i'm on my puter

[alpine pollen]

Yes you do actually, my son had a school play with his other year 2 class mates about e safety

[alpine pollen]

Oh you

[slim junco]

with all due respect your son has his own name as his username

that's not very safe

[alpine pollen]

Yes your right I didn't realise

Thanks for informing me

[slim junco]

i am chuck mcgill, always happy to help

as long as you praise me

[alpine pollen]

How dare you,

[slim junco]

i'm practically the god of this place

[alpine pollen]

It's not like your doing me a favour

[slim junco]

your son went through a whole bunch of rituals to stay here

[alpine pollen]

Astaghfirullah

[alpine pollen]

Stop it

[slim junco]

i am not joking

[alpine pollen]

You are

[slim junco]

a whole bunch of satanic stuff

[alpine pollen]

Like what then

[slim junco]

kneeling down for 3 hours promising to give me his soul after his death

[proud kindle]

Idol

Lf

[slim junco]

sick

[alpine pollen]

Alright where is the creator of this group chat

[slim junco]

i'm right here

charles mcgill

in person

[alpine pollen]

Your not

It's not you

[slim junco]

i promise i am

it is

[alpine pollen]

Prove it

[slim junco]

your son sold me your soul too

you are doomed

F U C K E D

[alpine pollen]

That's not proof

[alpine pollen]

Hey watch your mouth

[slim junco]

penis hihihi

[alpine pollen]

Close your little gobber

Give me proof

[slim junco]

i'm not closing my gobber

i'm glooby

[alpine pollen]

Ok give me proof

[slim junco]

the "mspa" role next to my username

[alpine pollen]

What does it stand for

[slim junco]

Main Server Project Administrator

[alpine pollen]

Chatgpt?

[slim junco]

what

[gusty agate]

This seed wtf

[slim junco]

that's the thing it means

[gusty agate]

Back to back red seals, king and queen

[alpine pollen]

Did you use chatpgt to think of an abbreviation

[slim junco]

see this is a server about gambling

you can see them playing a gambling them

[alpine pollen]

It can't be

[slim junco]

your son is super into gambling

[gusty agate]

(I am facing the plant in 2 rounds)

[alpine pollen]

Oh he isnt

You liar

[slim junco]

it is

it is a server about gambling

[slim junco]

can't you see the cards here

everyone here is super into gambling

damn your son is taking a long time on the toilet

[alpine pollen]

Why would U create such a vile group chat

[gusty agate]

Huh

[slim junco]

sorry not talking to you

[alpine pollen]

Yeah bro shush

[slim junco]

because i love violence and being bad

[solemn elm]

balatro

[slim junco]

balatro

[alpine pollen]

Are those the drugs

[solemn elm]

wrong

[alpine pollen]

See

[slim junco]

it's true

i'm chuck mcgill i wouldn't lie

[alpine pollen]

It's true that your wrong?

[slim junco]

i am right and oyu are wrong

[alpine pollen]

Who's oyu

[slim junco]

you don't know oyu ?

god damn

[alpine pollen]

Nah

[slim junco]

what a pity

[alpine pollen]

I mean no

[slim junco]

don't talk to me ever again

[alpine pollen]

Su

[slim junco]

Su

[alpine pollen]

U su

U wasted so much of my time pretending to be some old woman bro what's wrong with u

Thanks broski

[slim junco]

i'm chuck mcgill

[alpine pollen]

No one knows h

U

[slender oasis]

never

[slim junco]

i'm the most known person on this server

[slender oasis]

this is true

[alpine pollen]

Everyone say hello if you know him

[slender oasis]

and factual

[slim junco]

thank you ari

[magic echo]

Yo

[alpine pollen]

Bro

[magic echo]

Wassup

[slim junco]

see

see

[slender oasis]

wuzzup

[alpine pollen]

No one knows U, who tf is chuck mcgull

[slim junco]

you don't know chuck mcgill ?

wow..

[alpine pollen]

Ur not funny

[slender oasis]

you don't know chuck mcgill?!!

[alpine pollen]

Nah I don't

[slim junco]

they don't know chuck mcgill

[slender oasis]

everyone! this guy doesn't know chuck mcgill

[slim junco]

ahahahah he doesn't know chuck mcgill

[alpine pollen]

Yeah bro nice one su

[slender oasis]

this chat is baked asf

[alpine pollen]

Bc of u

[slim junco]

only yusuf is

yusuf get out of here you joined yesterday anyway

[alpine pollen]

Nah I'm the only reasons why anyone's in here rn

[slim junco]

• you don't know chuck mcgill

[alpine pollen]

Why don't U lil bro

[slim junco]

becaues i'm cool

and everyone likes me

[alpine pollen]

Clearly Ur not and clearly no one does

[slim junco]

ari does everyone love me here ?

[alpine pollen]

No

[slender oasis]

this is true and factual

[slim junco]

thank you ari !

[slender oasis]

yes

[slim junco]

always spitting facts

mentionned in her bio btw

[alpine pollen]

This is false

[slender oasis]

yeah im fluent in them

[alpine pollen]

Su

[slender oasis]

oh yeah btw

gta 6 got delayed

[slim junco]

fucck no way

[magic echo]

So

Wsp balatro addicts

[gusty agate]

Bro who said negative tags aren’t good
I got: rebate, juggler, cavendish, wily, chaos, egg, stuntman, shoot the moon, gift card
All but 2 are great hits

[magic echo]

Negative tags can be great

It really depends on what ya hit

Most of em do more good than bad

But sometimes there can be bad negs

[cedar prism]

On gold stake you need like 2+ double tags and tarot card generation to start considering it

<@&1133519078540185692>

[bitter steeple]

free money!!!

I can't believe it

[gusty agate]

Yeah they usually are, just got very lucky
Had like 10 doubles so I had to take it

[daring heath]

god I love my 400th run to get the $400 joker

and in all of them I havent gotten that one stone joker that is next to the golden joker

[magic echo]

They CAN be bad though

Or just

Useless

Like negative tag egg,or riff raff

[rapid hill]

You sure about that?

[gusty agate]

Gift card is pretty goated

[daring heath]

No negative egg just makes it better for temprance

[gusty agate]

+$6 temp value per round

Double egg

Literally the better egg when negative

[magic echo]

Yeah but i do feel like its pretty bad considering other options

And you wouldnt take negative tags early anyway

So there shouldnt be an econ issue by then

[daring heath]

and also there is the sell one joker and disables one joker's ability. which the more "useless" negative jokers means that the less of a chance for it to hit on one of ur useful ones

[slim junco]

yess ari told me

[solemn elm]

negative tags are usually not worth the opportunity cost of a shop & a round of scaling/econ

[rapid hill]

Cant trust everyone.

[slim junco]

can trust her

[rapid hill]

And what makes you to trust her ?

[slim junco]

she is right

[daring heath]

PLEASE GAME JUST GIVE ME MY $400

[rapid hill]

How do you know?

[magic echo]

Now that do be a fair point,useless negs arent an issue,but negs that ouright affect your build negatively are tho

[slim junco]

because she is right

she told me she's always right

[daring heath]

oh yea 100%

I need the $400 joker, my best so far is $359 ... can i do it today

[magic echo]

Let it be known that if the game gives me a neg blueprint i’ll donate my soul to the balatro gods

[rapid hill]

And what if I told you thats a lie ?

[slim junco]

it's not since she's always right

[daring heath]

donating it to roffle... he just turned it into yet another negative perkio

[rapid hill]

Im sorry but I dont like you. That means she was wrong.

[slim junco]

nope you do

you just don't know it

[magic echo]

I feel very obsessed w balatro lol
Bought it on EVERY SINGLE device i own

[rapid hill]

I know that I do

[slim junco]

yeah you know that you do like me

[daring heath]

... wait photograph is a common joker?

[rapid hill]

Yeah why?

[magic echo]

…yes?

[daring heath]

I thought it was a rare for some reason...

[rapid hill]

Damn.

Why

[magic echo]

What…

Whats that

[daring heath]

99% a scam

[solemn elm]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[magic echo]

DAYUM

[hasty phoenix]

Dam

[magic echo]

Got banned INSTANTLY

[rapid hill]

I dont know it yet but im sure I dont.

[daring heath]

lets go... I got bull this $400 run lookig okay rn then

[slim junco]

you're just confused dw

[hasty phoenix]

@reef swallow chill out man you are making the rest of the mods look bad

[slim junco]

why aren't discord server invites automatically deleted

localthunk show yourself

[rapid hill]

Am i?

[hasty phoenix]

The way discord links it would shoot so many people

And people can be doing it legit aswell

[slim junco]

what was cthe problem with that server in particular

[daring heath]

is midas mask + vampire good?

[slim junco]

very

[rapid hill]

No promotion of other servers.

[cedar prism]

Make sure mask is after vampire unless you are desperate for scoring

[patent yacht]

wowzers, canio is so op!

canio is definitely the reason this run is so good

No other reason

Definitely not

[daring heath]

this took me a second...

[patent yacht]

Fr tho, canio is mt worst blueprint copy rn💀

Unless i hit the 2 queens i have in my deck

[daring heath]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WAS ON A ROLL THEN FUCK ME I GUESS

[patent yacht]

What happened

[daring heath]

I got to $100 ... 1/4 of the way to the last unlock of jokers

then the game said no good cards for you, so I had to play high cards on a boss

I keep getting unlucky on these runs with no econ at all

I ethier get no econ or no way to score at all

Holy... my wheel got me a poly fib

I still have no way to generate econ but hey that is something...

[shell field]

i unlocked golden ticket yay :3

[daring heath]

I GOT A GOLDEN TICKET AND BOOTSTRAPS LETS GOOOOOO

[shell field]

lesgoo

[daring heath]

Promising

[rapid hill]

Love that combo

[daring heath]

...

...............................................................................

[rapid hill]

What?

But it ended

[rapid hill]

Sad :(

[daring heath]

"Welp I'm off to hang myself" -Spy from the heavy is dead

[grave tinsel]

Should I sell something for a legendary joker?

[daring heath]

yes

[magic echo]

GAMBLE

GAMBLE

Lemme bless you with a perkeo

[grave tinsel]

Alright alright I’ll let you know what I get

[rapid hill]

What the

[daring heath]

you jynxed it now he gonna get chichot

[grave tinsel]

WE DID IT

[vestal remnant]

W

[magic echo]

TOLD YOU

I BLESSED YOU WITH A PERKEO

[grave tinsel]

Thank you pookie!!

[shell field]

investing

[daring heath]

does he know

[shell field]

no

i dont knowyou socred 31k out of 33k

how is the run

[daring heath]

Top 10 invisible jokers right here

[shell field]

do we have a top 10

of vagabond fans

[daring heath]

idk, but god I can only afford it if i sell burned, or both scary and certif lol

[shell field]

i see #1 vagabond fan and #1 vagabond hater

[shell field]

sell the

all of it

this game is fun

and scary face is not fun

[daring heath]

got it boss

[shell field]

are we evil

✌️

[daring heath]

This is the ultimate gamba

[shell field]

oh this is plasma deck

it dosent matter

[daring heath]

Next shop, devious, astronomer, and jumbo buffoon

buffoon has even steven, sly, hallucin, and crafty lmao

[magic echo]

I find vagabond either really bad or really good depending on your build

[shell field]

i can never get a good econ down so im really happy when i see him :3

[magic echo]

Finding a vagabond beyond ante 3 is like finding a level 10 weapon from a common chest in a level 50 dungeon

[shell field]

its so awesome though twinny

you get a lot more tarrot cards\

and so so much value

[magic echo]

Yeah,thats great early on

Then becomes bad

[flint sluice]

Best joker combo for satisfaction is dna + 100 negative brainstorms and a deck of only red seal gold cards.

Who can argue

[daring heath]

how

[flint sluice]

Ok 4 blueprints/brainstorms

[shell field]

hacks

[flint sluice]

Rip it

[daring heath]

sorry wrong thing

[daring heath]

i did

[shell field]

you are evil

i love it

[daring heath]

just so you know I did in fact buy that holo greedy

[daring heath]

I commit to my bits okay

Today I learned that Judgement is affected by showman

Thank you showman for the two hanging chads...

[rapid hill]

You didnt

Nah YOU DIDNT

FUUUUUUUUUCK

[shell field]

how do i get a good econ down

pretty pleae

[daring heath]

rocket

[shell field]

im stupid and require this

i always see all the realllly cool gold card things

[daring heath]

oh they like lucky, they can give gold if you play them, sadly it only works if you play em

[shell field]

only if you have

goldticket

[daring heath]

trust me bro, even without golden ticket

:)

[glacial juniper]

This happened to a stone card after I turned it into a king lol

[barren geyser]

Chat i need some help here

What is the optimal hand I should play in abandoned deck?

[abstract furnace]

straight early game,then with some deck fixing i usually pivot to straight flushes

[barren geyser]

Alright, thanks

[cedar prism]

Pretty sure this is a bug with a mod

[woeful condor]

what the hell

pure gold

selling this card gives $560

[timid cedar]

just a bug with steamodded, not any mod in particular

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🥰

I'm jonkling it 🥰

[neon torrent]

[snow lava]

You got Cheese card

[hoary kernel]

bro you couldve been so good

💔

it wouldve been so funny

[hoary kernel]

ggs chat zero retriggers or idol found

[grave tinsel]

Chat I require assistance

Do I sell photograph for lucky cat

[hoary kernel]

photograph is rn 4X on the first card

lucky cat will probably on average scale around 0.5x per round played

what hand are oyu playing and whats the base mult of it
also how high is erosian rn

[grave tinsel]

I’m playing a lot of full house and two pair

[hoary kernel]

like since your deck is cut down so much (nice)

[grave tinsel]

Erosion is at 108 mult

[hoary kernel]

whats the mult of either

also you really should be going for four of a kind or higher at this rate

but eitherway

[grave tinsel]

I haven’t been able to make duplicates of any of my face cards, plus it would go against erosion

[hoary kernel]

death

[grave tinsel]

I wish I would’ve gotten lucky cat a lot earlier smh my head

[hoary kernel]

-4 mult is worth being able to get access to better hands and youve cut your deck down so much you should be going for way more suit and deck fixing

esp with the trading card

whats the base mult of two pair/full house

or whichever one you play more

[grave tinsel]

You’re going to be disappointed in me

[hoary kernel]

okay so if you play five a kind everytime
photograph is basically +72 mult, not counting if the lucky card triggers
so erosien is bascially only 2x mult if even

sell erosian

you should be able to survive long enough for it to eclipse 2x mult

[grave tinsel]

Okay I’ll trust you

[hoary kernel]

grab a justice if you feel unsafe

[grave tinsel]

Want me to update you in a couple mins

[hoary kernel]

i would as a safety buffer

and please start suit fixing or deck fixing towards five of a kind

you have enough hands and discards you can see your entire deck

[grave tinsel]

I’ll try I promise

[hoary kernel]

so you can always draw a jack 5 of a kind

gl

[grave tinsel]

Thanks king I appreciate you

[hoary kernel]

again if you can grab a justice

[hoary kernel]

you can play two pair or full house to try to level up the cat

but rely on five of a kind to be the hand that wins you the round

so if you spend your entir edeck trying to scale the cat it should reach 2x by the end of the round, and by then it should outweight erosion

oh my god have i been spelling it wrong this whole time

💔

[hoary kernel]

np i just wasted a high potential run so im glad to see someone else winning

[grave tinsel]

Lesss goooo

Lucky cat got up to 4.5x mult in 2 rounds

[elfin quail]

Congratulations :D

[daring heath]

How do u max out intrest per round earnings for 10 consecutitive rounds

[grave tinsel]

It’s all thanks to @hoary kernel 💯

[strange gale]

by having money

after each round

🎉

[elfin quail]

"GOLDEN JOKER"

[hoary kernel]

you get good econ and the beginning and then dont get greedy or overrole

*overroll

[daring heath]

No shit sherlock, the question is do i just need the voucher for 10 rounds or something else

[hoary kernel]

playing this game well is just minimizing risk

[strange gale]

or you can allsix lucky cards

or gold cards

[hoary kernel]

thats still gambling for money/drawing the cards/having them proc

if you need that achieve just be really boring and only spend when you need it

[daring heath]

you need 25 dollars

[hoary kernel]

by max you really just need the 25 i dont think you need the vouchers

10 rounds is only like
3 antes + 1

[strange gale]

have you tried anaglyph

[hoary kernel]

shouldnt be too hard once you get a solid build + just play it safe

[strange gale]

you can literally just use dice and lucky cards

its more consistent than you think

[hoary kernel]

spend 1-2 antes building up your build then just coast off the 25 dollars

[elfin quail]

Pick him

[hoary kernel]

i would rather not gamble on a (2/25)^5 chance to retain interest money every round
let alone both the deck fixing and chances of getting sixes

youd need to fix your deck pretty hard before that comes even remotely reliable

[strange gale]

have you tried retriggering cards

[hoary kernel]

he asked for a way to beat the achievement not to beat it in style
if ytou want go for it cowboy i aint stopping you

im jsut recommending the most consistent way

[strange gale]

consistent way just anagylph deck 🤤

[hoary kernel]

🙄

[strange gale]

make like 200 on a random skip and keep 30 sum

[hoary kernel]

i see you subscribe to the gambling philosphy of playing the game

as long as you're havin fun ig

[strange gale]

anagyph isnt gambling

[hoary kernel]

np king you deserved that win
just try to think of +mult in terms of Xmult when deciding between the two
the +104 from erosion is an effective 2x mult wheras luckyt cat can provide way more than that pretty easily

[hoary kernel]

gambling on both getting a good build and getting good tags

[grave tinsel]

I appreciate the advice!

[hoary kernel]

theres 24 of these man you aint gonna get the negative or interest tag

[grave tinsel]

I’m still going with the same run and I was able to get antimatter too

[strange gale]

you need to find a single money based tag once in 8 antes

[hoary kernel]

🔥 itll help the eternal trading card

[strange gale]

i think thats pretty possible man!

[hoary kernel]

tbh if you dont have triggerable mult like photograph you likely wont be able to make it far

but gl to you either way

[strange gale]

bro why are you acting like this is gold stake or sum

anagyph deck is easy to get through 😭

[hoary kernel]

its just a difference in outlook then

either way he can choose whatever

i just play higher stakes way more i forgot how easy this game is on white stake

[strange gale]

white stake is incredibly easy

if you have any prior knowledge on how to use jokers you hardly have to worry about getting to ante8

[hoary kernel]

🤷‍♂️

up to you how you wanna play the game

i just play gold stake a lot more because i enjoy it

[strange gale]

especially when anaglyph can get you hundreds in a single round

[strange gale]

i enjoy high stakes a lot more too!

[hoary kernel]

id find it easier to secure a good build early and then just naturally build up 25 and hold it for ante 3-5 + 6

than gambling on the tag and then having three more antes

but you do you

[frosty swift]

sup chat
I recently started playing balatro

I literally can’t stop

[hoary kernel]

many such cases

[strange gale]

fair

[fervent valve]

I dont know what to give up for brainstorm lol I like my synergy

Burglar maybe ?

[cedar prism]

Depends on face card density

I’d say loyalty card because it’s pretty stinky if you can’t proc it every round

[verbal moth]

bro how i win this, i defeated the 10M in the other round wth (i have this on spanish for my lesson)

[toxic gulch]

isnt wof's chance like 70% for foil and like 20 for holo

[verbal moth]

yeah

holy

bro 1000 points.

I lost by 1000 points, but my progress playing this for the 3rd time isn't bad at all

[real hatch]

Prepucio Lopez

Bro respeta

[verbal moth]

jajaja

ablo español

[verbal moth]

bro receta tengo centimientos...

alguien que hable español

[cedar prism]

It’s 50/33/17

[sacred tide]

Big straight

[wooden stone]

w faceless deck

[bitter sonnet]

negative

egg

why live

[past brook]

they can because burglar

hell they can proc it twice if they take bs

[lavish onyx]

swashbuckler incoming trust

[vast forum]

So my usual playstyle is to skip all the small and big blinds and reap the skip rewards

but I see a lot of pro Balatro players farm hand money

should I try that

or do my own thing?

[viral crow]

It was a fun run

[past brook]

question

are you having fun?

[vast forum]

yeah

[vast forum]

GOOD LORD

[past brook]

so eh

skipping blinds isn't ideal 97% of the time

[vast forum]

yes but

Free Arcana pack

and free shop

[past brook]

if you have money the first shop isn't that expensive

blinds are for scaling

if your builds don't scale anymore you may aswell skip

but that doesn't happen often

or at all ngl

[lavish onyx]

play however you think youll have more fun really

[worldly canyon]

What a sheep's favourite mobile game?

Babatro! XD

[past brook]

if you're having fun

do your stuff

you want to play more efficiently sure, skipping isn't ideal

but it's a videogame

it's a toy

[vast forum]

yeah fair

I was just experimenting is all

[orchid elm]

My tribute to Jimbo

[tame whale]

yobro

cheprepucio lpz

[daring heath]

FUCKIGN FINALLY

... that is kinda shit

[timid cedar]

It takes a while for it to do enough

[daring heath]

It give a max of $22

[jovial parrot]

22?

I think you mean 12 right

[hoary kernel]

yeah its pretty mid
but it has its place

idm it its perfectly balanced

[daring heath]

yes, I was looking at tarot on accident

[jovial parrot]

No worries

[eager shard]

sup gamblers

hows life

[hard pebble]

Thats the seed you get a ante 1 Trib

[crystal nymph]

Idk why I didn't skip to the boss but I finally did it!

[nova mountain]

nannyinf

thats how i pronounce it

lmao

[crystal nymph]

hahaha I like that.

But the achievment here is reaching ante 39

The end of the game.

[exotic sparrow]

lets all just ponder for a moment at how big of a number e308 is

[nova mountain]

yall out here getting to more numbers than there are atoms in the universe and im still here struggling to get past the green skate and unlock all the decks 😭

[crystal nymph]

308 zeros lol.

[exotic sparrow]

e308 is far past that

Its

[nova mountain]

ive got 30 hours clocked into my steam copy and im still not even 25% of the way complete

[exotic sparrow]

Incomprehensible

[nova mountain]

its still more than the atom count tho, im technically right

[exotic sparrow]

True...

[crystal nymph]

apparently e308 is more than three googolplex.

[nova mountain]

for a split second i thought this meant PlayStation 1 😭

[crystal nymph]

I did not know they gave names for numbers that high lol.

[exotic sparrow]

I mean that aint bad

You got most of the collection

[nova mountain]

what the heck are stickers 💀

[exotic sparrow]

Number theory goes crazy

[exotic sparrow]

You get stickers on jokers when you beat a stake with them

[nova mountain]

...ok im never gonna 100% this 😭 i dont have THAT much time on my hands lmao

this game is already using up so much of my free time as it is lmao

[crystal nymph]

It honestly does take up a lot of time lol.

[nova mountain]

i havent even worked on my own game project properly in like, a week because of this game 🤣

[tawdry sundial]

tbf it's only possible on specific seeds, it just so happens that people are giving those seeds exposure

[nova mountain]

but NUMBER MUST GO UP

[exotic sparrow]

I mean

[crystal nymph]

What do you mean by exposure?

[exotic sparrow]

Its not that hard to get naninf on most seeds on plasma deck

[crystal nymph]

Yeah you can definitely get "consistent" naneinf runs on plasma for sure.

[nova mountain]

what do you mean there are more planet cards what

[tawdry sundial]

Definitely, for sure, "consistent" in quotes. Damn, I wonder what that boils down to

[exotic sparrow]

Secret hands

[nova mountain]

is this worth doing

whats behind there

is it like

"extra blank voucher"

where it does extra nothing

[tawdry sundial]

fuck around and find out

[nova mountain]

is it like a "what the heck is wrong with you" voucher

[crystal nymph]

Hahahaha don't spoil!

[nova mountain]

:/

[exotic sparrow]

Yes

[crystal nymph]

It is worth

[nova mountain]

thats gonna be rough

[crystal nymph]

trust

[nova mountain]

cuz its like

no benefit while doing it

[crystal nymph]

trust

you will eat those words

[exotic sparrow]

Well you only gotta do it once

[nova mountain]

i mean ya but like

[crystal nymph]

trust

it is the best

[exotic sparrow]

Yeah

Just keep in mind it unlocks the tier 2 voucher

So you still uave to get blank then the tier 2

[crystal nymph]

I never even saw the requirement before seeing the tier 2 show up so when it did I was like hooooolllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

it was a cool moment.

I just kept buying it wondering what could be and assumed it was just bad rng not seeing the other.

[nova mountain]

i see

[wild plover]

real

that should be the one for magic card voucher

where u buy cards from shop

[sterile tusk]

guys should i take this ouija

[exotic sparrow]

What the hell sure

[sterile tusk]

turned to 6s

deck fixing ruined 💔

[exotic sparrow]

Sixth sense value

[sterile tusk]

I LOST TO THE NEEDLE LMAOOOOO

[exotic sparrow]

Fella how

[languid inlet]

Yeah it will make both your cards the same rank :D

Might help with playing pairs

[sterile tusk]

fym how bro i get two discards and one hand

i have 0 agency over what i get to play

my life was in the hands of the stuntmen

and they failed me

[exotic sparrow]

Unluckyy

[azure lintel]

inshallah i will get a baron mime build

[cedar prism]

The one notable piece of trivia about this is that unlike quadruple troubador where the game will always give you a minimum of at least one hand, having less than 1 hand size will just straight up kill you

[patent yacht]

Take shitty ass tarot cards after spending your hard earned money❌

Skip for RED CARD VALUE✅✅✅🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶

How is red card so goated man

Its unbelievable

Also they are discussing politics and race theory (?) in #🕹・game-discussion

Intimidated

[cedar prism]

Idk the mods are usually pretty good about removing bots but they must be asleep rn

[river frigate]

I did not expect to see you here @warm ferry

[coarse crescent]

find out

[magic echo]

Yall find this promising?

70K max atm

[warm ferry]

balatrp

[river frigate]

lol

[brisk zinc]

i've had the gay brainstorm for so long the normal one looks weird to me now

[wooden stone]

gold stake :3

[brisk zinc]

[wooden stone]

ik 😭 i have no reroll voucher

[proven tartan]

the humble

[harsh otter]

Balatreal time friends

[wide lagoon]

rip

potential

I can't read apparently

ig I am a balala player after all

[alpine pollen]

Yo who wants to jump on multiplayer

[solemn elm]

#⚙・modding-general , also there's a multiplayer discord

[languid inlet]

What the helly

[patent yacht]

Take rental greedy joker from ante 2 buffoon pack VS skip for RED CARD VALUE🔥🔥🔥🔥

It is just so goated

2 runs now today carried by it😭

[patent yacht]

Ikr

[golden bluff]

I hate you i hate you i hate you i hate you

[exotic sparrow]

Waste of 11 dollars

[golden bluff]

Throwback is goated

[exotic sparrow]

Not really

one of if not the weakest x mult scaler

[solemn elm]

throwback is woated

[flint copper]

I wish jimbo would throw it back

[golden bluff]

My boy throwback

Got my back

@exotic sparrow

[neon sentinel]

Oh my god, guys how many points did I score

SO GOOD 🥺

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[golden bluff]

Every single fucking time

I choose a damn skip for rare joker

Its a campfire

Leave me ALONE

NO MORE

[languid inlet]

What's wrong with cf? :((

[nova bobcat]

just got my first ever win on a straight flush build

[languid inlet]

<@&1133519078540185692> bot account

[nova bobcat]

what

[languid inlet]

I'm pretty sure the account above me was a spam/bot account

The mods took care of it tho

[languid inlet]

Also congratulations!

[fathom minnow]

When stuff is deleted it makes messages look strange without the context

they didn't have beef with you 🙂

[unreal birch]

you can WIN ?

[barren geyser]

Well, it was good while it lasted

[hollow arch]

nice

unseeded btw 😏

bot?

[forest wagon]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[magic echo]

Slide seed when

[spark oracle]

Good morning party people.
I’m jumping in because I need some advice.
I own Balatro on my phone and I really want to be able to play with mods.
Unfortunately I really can’t afford to buy the game a second time on steam right now. It’s just a rough time financially.
Anyone have any recommendations for me, or is there no other option than “buy it again 4head”

[forest wagon]

no actual option other than buying again

[spark oracle]

Sad face rip

Thanks buddy

I guess I’ll have to wait

[neon sentinel]

[hexed quartz]

what do I do?

[hollow arch]

sell brainstorm n rip it for a blueprint

[spark oracle]

I see no benefit to invis here

[lavish zenith]

how did they afford this many bananba. that's too many

their greed will be the end of them

the gluttony

[limpid sparrow]

I think Balatro music in Vampire Survivors is peak

[wispy quartz]

me playing an econ build beyond ante 4

[languid inlet]

Me farming for serpent on ante 23

Knowing full well my ass is getting cooked on the next finisher boss

[neon torrent]

don’t worry, next round the gros michels will go extinct.

[forest wagon]

the humble DNA:

[lavish zenith]

gros michels are NOT GROWN ANYMORE you nitwit! those are cavendish bananas!

[neon torrent]

don’t worry, cavendish go extinct soon

trust

[frosty fractal]

hihi

I am new here

I've had the game for like 3 days and already have 16 hours on it

[lavish zenith]

hello new discord recruit

[lavish zenith]

your first task is to count how many bananas are in this image

[languid inlet]

Hear me out

[lavish zenith]

complete this task and you will gain access to more channels

[languid inlet]

Surely the nat neg dna shows up 😔

[lavish zenith]

yeah?

it's a moderately handsome man in a suit. what do you mean "hear me out"? nobody needs convincing

[languid inlet]

:D

[prisma palm]

guys where i should put mod file?

[radiant pagoda]

my game on my pc keeps lagging A LOT and ive never had this problem on my phone, can someone please help me i just want to play without lag 😢

[potent moss]

Did a non endless attempt to see how high I could get stone joker, in total I got 82 stone cards in 8 antes meaning I had a 2050 chips stolen joker, can someone tell me if this is a record?

[rapid hill]

Sell baron.

[violet thistle]

w pfp of MF DOOM 🔥

[golden bluff]

@rapid hill Čech?

[rapid hill]

Yeah

[rapid hill]

Thank you.

[violet thistle]

Np gng

[golden bluff]

Ayy ja zo Slovenska

[small crest]

Are we fr?

This can only happen to me

[quasi wolf]

I can say I’m an epic gamer now

[sly ingot]

Saw another announcement but remembered thunk is a D tier developer so im not even gonna check it 100% not update news

[meager zodiac]

Why am i still there again??

[rapid hill]

Nobody knows.

[rotund dock]

I hate my life

out of EVERY LEGENDARY I could’ve gotten

[quartz gulch]

Hasn't loaded is it Canio?

yup

[rotund dock]

yeah..

I just replaced it for Chad

and I’m using checkered deck, so getting rid of face cards are almost the end of me

[strange gale]

you got the best one!

[forest wagon]

nah, canio is good anywhere except abandoned

[old pollen]

What should I do, hologram is on 9x and I just got caino, it’s at 1

Can’t give away hologram for the blueprint because it’s a negative.

[forest wagon]

burnt joker maybe?

or canio sure

its not gonna do much endless mode

[carmine lodge]

do i take arrowhead here

already been fixing my deck to kings of spades

[forest wagon]

sure

[carmine lodge]

what do i get rid of for arrowhead

[forest wagon]

abstract

get ready to faceplant

[carmine lodge]

wym by faceplant is that tech or am i gonna lose or somethin

[hoary kernel]

speed smiling gif

[carmine lodge]

im ass at this game btw

[hoary kernel]

he means face plant
as in the plant
the boss blin that disables all face cards

[carmine lodge]

ah okay

fuck the plant

[hoary kernel]

aka youll be cooked because the majority of your score is coming from photochad

[carmine lodge]

and the river

or water

whatever itis that gets rid of discards

im on blue deck so it shouldnt be a problem this run

atleast

[old pollen]

I’m thinking caino, it’s gonna take a while to build it up, and the blue print will also help with scaling the burnt joker, and will go insane with the mime

[outer bay]

You could run justice face cards

[cloud umbra]

fianlly got gold sticker on seltzer, this was a pain

[lethal quartz]

guys i just won epik stake!

im so happy

i did it incredibly stupidly but it worked

[cloud umbra]

how stupid

[lethal quartz]

lucky card retriggers

[cloud umbra]

that's pretty based actually

[lethal quartz]

just retrigger gold seal lucky jacks

and get so much eco

and i cant progress past this ante sadly

cuz the next boss is planty boi

[cloud umbra]

that stinks but at least you didn't see it 2 antes earlier lol

[lethal quartz]

thought about buying photograph like 3 antes earlier (then i promptly realized almost all my jokers are eternal so im just wasting my time)

[plush goblet]

Highest I've ever leveld up a hand type, killed by the only blind in the game that could touch me. Was hoping to get to 100. There's always next time

[terse bramble]

i think i just had the most unpleasant unmodded balatro experience ever

smeared joker, flush stencil vs the window

[spare kite]

guys look i fixed him

[lethal quartz]

well now its called 5 non hanging chads

[keen cosmos]

carlos sainz

[terse bramble]

now it only retriggers once

[keen cosmos]

chad?

[lethal quartz]

chads, cuz theres 5 but none are hanging

[spare kite]

now hes balanced yay

[keen cosmos]

retriggers every card 2 times

[solemn elm]

thats what it did before, and it was pretty bad

[terse bramble]

i beat it, by 2k

the blind size was 70k

[gusty agate]

Smoooooooooth operatooooooor

[keen cosmos]

i was the first person to say carlos sainz here

[gusty agate]

I’m disappointed in myself

[keen cosmos]

ferrari 16 is still open

you can be the first to say his name

[gusty agate]

But Carlos is better 😔

I’ll take it though in honour of mr operator

Charles LeClerc

Bro I don’t know how to spell

[terse bramble]

which of the 4 vampire survivors base characters could beat balatro

[keen cosmos]

LeClerc *

[keen cosmos]

yeah you gotta take carlos’s boyfriend

[keen cosmos]

Kars

[terse bramble]

not a base character

[keen cosmos]

what is vampire survivors

i only know the Pillar Men

[terse bramble]

the game that birthed the survivorslike roguelite genre

[marsh flame]

geometry dash

[rapid hill]

Nah im not playing that again.

[glad oriole]

its so fun!!

[gusty agate]

Ah i thought it was, didn’t look right

[daring heath]

if my jokers are hanging, photo, and blueprint what should the blueprint copy?

[strange gale]

peak

[daring heath]

or does it not matter

[rapid hill]

Photo

Because 2×3=6 and if you copy hanging then its 1×5=5

Those numbers mean each trigger on jokers.

[misty tulip]

Face reveal 🤭🤭

[valid token]

So many

New balatro gifs

What

So many

We ALL know that the best combo ever is gros michel and oops all 6s

AM I RIGHT LADS OR AM I RIGHT

[languid inlet]

Hi verb

[ebon flint]

greetings

[terse bramble]

well that's hard to unsee now

[native tangle]

Hello

Spanish ?

[lyric vine]

or

if you are looking for money when retrigging lucky cards and scoring way higher than you need to be, copying chad is fine

[terse bramble]

FLUSH HOUSE?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

what's next? flush of a kind?

[keen cosmos]

does he know

[terse bramble]

does she know what

[keen cosmos]

i sure as hell don’t know

[lyric vine]

that is close to the name

||its called flush five.||

[terse bramble]

hmmmm

i'm not gonna reveal that bc i wanna guess myself

hmm

it's gotta be flush something

and five of a kind

grammatically of a kind wouldn't be needed to convey information

flush five?

english major was good for something atleast

[languid inlet]

Do they know?

[strange gale]

wait till they hear about a || flush house ||

[bold gulch]

is this the WR for luckycat unseeded

[open badger]

i can breath

[proven tartan]

that's so fire

no idea what lucky cat wr unseeded is

[daring heath]

I PRESENT TO YOU, THE BEST POLYCHROMED JOKER

[lyric vine]

true

but like thats until you sell it immediately for the double tag

[true tusk]

is there a discord for the hot potato mod?

tryna figure out what "set budget" is in seeded runs

[cunning barn]

Rainbow beer

[languid inlet]

Gay cola

[cunning barn]

Gay beer

[polar cloud]

.im el bananero

[bleak carbon]

when update

[polar urchin]

https://codenames.game/r/fuzod-dusuh

[minor charm]

No, I've gotten better myself and I'm not even that good

[signal creek]

and i say i can't draw

[rare kite]

thats a good hand

very jokey

[rocky jolt]

wow

that’s…

a lot of X’s there man

[brave vale]

I was rocking double oops with a sock and buskin and 2 brainstorms for awhile

[shut gust]

Nah, anyways o7s to the cat

Guess what

Next shop there was an oops, could of had a fatter cat

[terse bramble]

goated lineup honestly

[cunning oar]

What does the oops all 6 even do for the jokers

It's just sitting there

[terse bramble]

i have lucky cards in my deck

it came from a negative tag, i'm gonna keep it as a pet

[cunning oar]

Oh

I love aincient jimbo

Probably my 13th favorite joker

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[celest hollow]

I’m addicted to wild ancient joker runs

[cunning oar]

Me too

[celest hollow]

It’s like blood stone but more interesting

[cunning oar]

I will rate every jimbo in the game

Just give me a few minutes

[meager plank]

Balala card game

[runic timber]

They should make a time capsule and put an iPad in it with only Balatro installed

I have great ideas at 1 am I think

[cunning oar]

I DID IT

THE DEFINITIVE BEST TEIR LIST OF ALL THE JIMBOS

Please tell me what's wrong with it I suck

🥟

[elder topaz]

it hurts to see castle in f tier because it’s actually pretty decent for a chip joker(best being wee)

[timid cedar]

green and square in f is the real crime

[jovial parrot]

I think personally Bull and Runner are my favorite chip jokers

I won't deny Wee Joker being really good though

[elder topaz]

also it hurts to see lucky cat rebate and cola in c tier

[jovial parrot]

Ok Rebate being in C tier is criminal

That's genuinely one of the best money jokers

[cunning oar]

Listen

[elder topaz]

it is a really good econ joker

[cunning oar]

Rebate is great and all

I just NEVER FUCKING FIND IT

EVER

And in salty

[jovial parrot]

Ok and?

[cunning oar]

I'm salty

[elder topaz]

and that’s why you put it in c tier?

[cunning oar]

Yes

[elder topaz]

ah

[jovial parrot]

"gee I can never find Soul that means it's a terrible spectral card"

[cunning oar]

I'm unlucky

[cunning oar]

It is

Ijk

But I'd rather have ouiji then soul most of the time

[elder topaz]

diabolical

[cunning oar]

I haven't seen castle ever

[jovial parrot]

Especially when you have 5 really good jokers right

[cunning oar]

Trueeee

[cunning oar]

What are you on about

[elder topaz]

ouija is like only good for sixth sense or baron

[cunning oar]

No

It helps you get fives of a kind

[jovial parrot]

Oh wait Ouija is the rank one huh

[cunning oar]

A really great one

[cunning oar]

Yes

[elder topaz]

or in Jack

[jovial parrot]

Honestly Ouija is okay

[elder topaz]

GAVK

HACK

[jovial parrot]

But like

[elder topaz]

NOT JACK

😭

[cunning oar]

Gavk

[jovial parrot]

The problem with Ouija is the uncertainty

[cunning oar]

New name 4 hack

[elder topaz]

shhhhhh

[jovial parrot]

Like at least with Ectoplasm you're guaranteed to cost hand size for something good

[elder topaz]

ok true but what about flush fives

[jovial parrot]

With Ouija you don't know what you're gonna get

For the same price

[elder topaz]

just find a bunch of suit tarot cards

[cunning oar]

Dude your saying that in a game about gambling

[jovial parrot]

Ok but it's controlled gambling

You're trying to shave away at a dice until it has only one side

I guess that's what Ouija does

Damn I just fucked my own point

But still, the uncertainty is what makes it not worth it

[elder topaz]

ok but we can all agree blueprint above brainstorm right

[jovial parrot]

To me anyways

[cunning oar]

Mah

[jovial parrot]

Well yeah no shit

[cunning oar]

They the same same but different

[jovial parrot]

... Great analysis lmao

[cunning oar]

And brainstorm is technically easier to get

But has a weirder effect

[jovial parrot]

Brainstorm is technically worse

[cunning oar]

They both 10$ cards that copy shit

[jovial parrot]

Simply because it doesn't really work with X mult jokers

[elder topaz]

joker order being one of the most useful things to do in the game and you say brainstorm is better

[cunning oar]

No

I say they are literally the exact same

No need to compare them

[jovial parrot]

It's really interesting how this game's design allows for brainstorm and blueprint to even be slightly better or worse than each other

[elder topaz]

okokok im just saying this because i saw brainstorm above blueprint on the list

[cunning oar]

They both have their own teir

Cus it's unfair to rank the joker with literally the ability to become almost every joker on the game with the rest of them

Also

CHICOT ISNT THAT BAD

[jovial parrot]

finally you've made a good point

Ngl I think Canio is my least favorite legendary

[elder topaz]

yeah it’s practically a luchador you dont sell

[cunning oar]

Idrk why canio is so glazes

Yorick just better

[jovial parrot]

I dislike it simply because there's not really a lot of good consistent means of card destruction

[elder topaz]

ok well like canio is still really good but it’s mainly a bit worse because of all the deck fixing you gotta do for it

[jovial parrot]

There's like two jokers that destroy cards right

One tarot card

[elder topaz]

tarots and a few spectral

s

[jovial parrot]

And a few spectral cards which are already rare on their own

And glass cards

Technically

Those count right

[elder topaz]

which are only useful with oops all 6s

[jovial parrot]

Plus it's only really good with Paranoia or whatever anyways

[elder topaz]

pareidolia