#🎙・server-chat
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Wee / Runner are probably the best at that, but Squimbo, Hiker, Bull, they can all get you there
only 51% to C++ , but I'm also only missing one legendary :p
Which one?
Believe it or not, Chico
Look at the bright side
I love him, and keep him every run I spawn him
but it just hasn't happened on gold yet
Yeah on gold stakes soul will only give you legendaries you don't have gold sticker for
that's so good omgg
If you're missing any that is
Thunk the best frfr
Yeah he said that it would have been way too tedious
gold stickered four legendaries before brainstorm 💀
why did my game randomly speed up like insanely fast i have it at 4 game speed and then out of nowhere i open an arcana pack and it feels like my game is on cocaine
Thats probably because u are on cocaine
I played Balatro through Apple Arcade, now i canceled my subscription, and id like to continue my joruney, but if i buy the game through the appstore reguarly i fear that id need to start from the begining...
would people take this with bus
just to bully green stake bosses
It's a fun concept, but it's generally just better to remove your face cards, no ?
at the same time i can't get picky with xmult
wsg chat
testing a mod im making, which shows me that im not as stpuid as i initally thoguht
im still dumb asf tho
Hi
love that for you
exactly 200 chips on my two squares for 400 chips from both
That's so satisfying to me for some reason
paying with exact change at the store:
400 = 20²
heard you like squares so we put some squares in your square jimbo
what do black border strategies look like these days
musicophile :Micro makes me bricked up
did discord not register me tapping on the server i meant to send this to
most functional social media of 2025
Hey chat rate this build?
If I play a debuffed face card, will bus reset?
pretty good but photograph will def help if you find it
I would definitely give it a rating
Will lose 2 antes after that
Use the touch controls they're pretty neat
baltro
Balto was my dogs name
could've gotten very far but hey, at least I got a golden stake win
getting chico for the soul purpose to be fed to dagger 😭😭
soul purpose is really good
guess who’s gonna be fed today
thank you thank you
it was perkinator
i manifest chicot
hi
2 Order That are polychrome and 1 Cavendish
is that enough to carry me or do I have to find some chip jokers?
hm
Probably just sell baseball card, it is doing literally nothing here
You can buy brainstorm and have it copy cavendish
aight but is it worth trying to get both brainstorm and fiboracci?
You can’t get both without selling another joker
I mean the thing would probably be ditching one of the Orders along with baseball card
Baseball gives 6 bucks
So if fib would provide more value than a 1.5x minimum, then sure
Sure, you can get both, but does fib actually help?
Does it provide more mult than 1.5x minimum, with 4.5x on a straight being played?

i think it's better to get 4.5x than +40
since no matter what your plus should go before your mult
The only +mult here is walkie talkie, and its order is irrelevant
yes, but if you get fib
Fib is in the same boat
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS GONNA WIN FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Both always activate before the xmults here
Batro
balalalalalalalaalaalallaaaatrooo
should've sold a jimbo
if you sell the joker heart debuffs, then it's like it didn't debuff any of your jokers
any tips for winning in under 12 rounds and for getting 100,000,000 score in one hand? the last 2 jokers i need to unlock are the ones that require those
I'm stuck with 100,000,000 as well but I did beat the game under 12 rounds
The way you do it is skip every small and big blind
so that way you end up beating it in 8 rounds
i'm assuming anaglyph deck is good?
lmao I just did it with any deck
You can pull it off with any deck
just have to get good jokers and rely on skip rewards
Anaglyph gives a small benefit for not shopping, which can help when you skip a lot, but often just taking a stronger deck is better.
Plasma on White stake has a pretty low bar for winning, so a full skip run is pretty doable there (and you don’t even need to full skip to win in 12 rounds.
As for the 100m score, plasma is once again easier, as you really only need to get about 20,000 mult, which is doable through repeated multiplication, so just try and get a lot of mult. On score is better, stuff like glass, photograph, or a well-timed and prepared Ancient Joker/Idol.
I lost a Square Joker run before this. I realized I just needed more chips.
seems like its about time i actually use the plasma deck for once
anyone help tell me how to get merry andy
why is it called balatro is they are squares
how do i get merry andy easily help pls
I think you have to beat a run
Cat? Cat.
whats ur high score
oh thats cool
Heres the clip of that
Here's my highest scoring hand and the most money I've ever had in one game! I'm new so thats why my highest hand is pretty low
another double soul seed
my god
overstock really b putting in work
the ringmaster and his posse
wait so was it seeded or nah
nope i never do seeded runs
bruhhh how tf
back to back double legendaries is insane though
2 souls in ante 5
What challenge is that?
and somehow got to ante 4 bc I see plant
real challenge
I got midas mask, that one that makes all cards face cards and golden ticket. Since photo chad was good I copied golden ticket and farmed
oh my god actually somehwat useful negative in shop?
It could have been SO much better because around ante 6 I lost 400 bucks to the ox
im gonna play balatro
The most impressive thing about my high score is bloodstone actually working
the ring has expanded...
thank you showman
yea fr w/o oops all sixes
Usually you don't want another retrigger at this point, it's better to find another Blueprint or Brainstorm
showman giveth and showman taketh
had no spare money to reroll so took what i could get
its fine ill sell one for brainstorm if it shows up
doesnt retriggering score a lot more tho
cause ur retriggering idol and trib
It's better to square up score and retriggers
5x3 = (3x sock + base card + red seal X trib, idol, bp)
4x4 = (2x sock + base + red, X trib, idol, bp, hypothetiaclly, a brainstorm)
5x3 is 15 vs 4x4 being 16
same reason why 6x2 is even weaker (12 doublings per card)
should i take dusk or should i keep going
im not gonna lose yet and bc of rebate i have a bajillion dollars
i wish these cards were sorted by edition it gets kinda hard
whats your deck look like
my god
its beautiful
whats your max score and whats the ante score rn
*without glass
i only have 1 non glass im just using dna to not lose too many
(1 non glass red seal)
most of my non glass is purple seal
my uh
my max score
well roughly i dont expect you to have memorized it
e30 but i just got another idol so like a bit more
blinds are e25 and the next antes gonna be like e30
oh you just got it
nice
honestly if you have big money id get rid of the rebate but if you dont id go for the showman
i only currently have 180
im not that good at the game lol
theres arguments for both
i want to gamble though
yeah since you got a second idol i think you need more retriggers so
dusk could b good
so i think im gonna skip dusk for another blueprint
if you wanna gamble thats your choice
gl then 🙏
just remember to copy rebate and youll be able to reroll a lot
i need a second ecto man
please...
even for econ
i got both handsize vouchers already too so it wouldnt even be that bad 😭
thanks wheel
THE GAMBLE ALWAYS PAYS OFF
im gonna sell rebate cause without showman thered be no reason to have money
you still got options for other retriggers/xmult so i think rebate is better
but idk im bad at high score runs
also i can get rebate back cause its a common
fair
honestly have no clue why i didnt buy directors cut
well ggs
oh i could use another ecto cause of dna
find luchador
bro didnt buy directors cut after all that money??
im stupid ok
hey new best endless score
third soul of the run
bro
i just want an ecto
get your legendary clown hat OUT of here
new best
you can use it and then go to the main menu if you want to know what it is
yeah but yk its cool to see what it is
true but im too lazy
Balatrodle
oughhh./../ you hurt me so much...
my god
rip
couldnt find a second ecto fast enough
1MFF3I2T
i sont even have showman wth
The Showman bug returns. You HAD a Showman at some point though
yea but like 8 ante ago
Dont know if people have figured out the exact cause or how to recreate it
Lol ez
Nevermind it looks like it just has to do with the order you sold the things and what was in the shop at the time - https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zb6prshjiIE
Calling the Bug before it happens!!! Watch the full video as to how it happens!!
LOL
Bruhh idek
it's a bug
for some players it gets fixed if you complete a run on any stake
deck doesn't matter
thank you for making me aware of Balatrodle’s existence 😃
Junker

WHERE CAN I PLAY IT
K
Finished it and still it didn’t gave a white chip
mobile bug, sorry
it's not just exclusive to mobile
I had it on PC too
unfortunately couldn't get it fixed so I had to give it to myself 🥀
hi
Why did thunk take away 1 consumable slot?
Is Telescope that busted?
nope
nebula is boring and weak due to it
it could have just been telescope blue deck and magic deck show strong starting situations dont cause downsides
its my fault
You mean the devs fault zeba
I have no idea i’m just starting to get decent
lucky my luck is so bad
I have like 75 steel kings. save me @
Straight up +4 multing my jimbo to this rn
fr fr
Anyone got tips on balatro bc I can’t beat blue deck for sum reason😭🙏
I’ve done red but but I can’t get past ante 7 on blue deck
Gold stake can be rough without the extra discard from the red deck
Hes on blue deck -_-
I'm jonkling it 💨
Yeah I kinda need help
I mean my advice is pretty generic, don't be afraid of taking enternal rentals and don't skip antis twt
take to do list
u need money
and sell uhhhh
maybe the phone?
since you have midas maks why play smn else that isnt face cards
What's your most leveled up hand type?
Probably 2 pair and play the 7
And enchance one of the 9's into a lucky card
I got passed it
Oh cool
I enhance both 9s to lucky and they gave me mult for it
I got this joker aswell idk if it’s good
I kinda hope 3oak gets buffed in the patch
idk/c how exactly
but its too hard to make, and not rewarding enough
Like, you can't really take the 3oak commons bc the hand is so hard
And if your deck fixing for 3oak, you should just be playing 4oak
It's the only hand where there's actively no point you want to play it
The Family went from no sticker to gold sticker! Funny how things go sometimes
Ok emergency here
I’m on the last round
But it’s an very large blind
And I can only make 50000 points if lucky max
Hat should I try get
*What
And I need 300k to pass
Does that essentially count as getting 8 new joker stickers then
yes
Replace the ramen with the bull.
but they already have bull
I'm sorry but you didn't give us enough information in what you're playing TwT
Just try to find x mult is my best advice here

It stops them form re rolling and using the strongest thing in balala money
Usually x mult is better than 200 chips
nono you said, replace the ramen with the bull
But again i littreally don't know what hands they are playing
which means sell ramen take bull
Did you see the fucking image I was replying to? 😔
Mods ban this guy and steal his balls for rage baiting
I flopped it
I trolled boss line
Blind
And it gave me crimson heart
Then disabled bull
And I got 70k out of 100k
Oh you meant the sentence
yes
Yeah you're right I suck and english lol
also tbh they could have sold midas for ramen instead
because they got midas early
I imagine they must have played enough face cards by ante 6
allg 😭
What you meant to say is replace Bull with Ramen
Maby I should stick to giving balatro advice when I'm sober
the most accurate and true balala advice is given when one is inebriated
Truee. Sell the blue print for the nat negative blue print ₍^. .^₎Ⳋ
absolutely
Lowk I'm depressed realising how bad I am bru or how much I haven't tried
Anykne got tips
I thought jokerless was hard
Hey y'all, I never talked in this server but I did wanna post a call to action to beat a speedrun category I like, which is gecocide%. Afaik only me and the former WR holder are seriously running it. Im probably not running it much anymore now, but I wanna see number go down! If you or anyone you know might be interested in running it, please do so! And please tell me if you beat the WR!
Rules are just:
Random seed
Must have 0 cards
Time stops on death screen
My record: ||https://youtu.be/trx8bzz0ujE?si=8L2AJDTXwPJeqbPM||
My clicking accuracy was worse because I was walking while playing. Whoops!
Sorry to interrupt your differents discussions but could someone call to help me in real time while I share my screen please ?
sure whad are you trying to do?
Just win 😭
aight xD dunno if this server has a vc
enjoy!

Oof, happend to me too. I took five voucher skips and still didn't get the re roll vouch for the serpent:/
Perk-less nan?
i just want my naneinf
Sorry I'd be pretty bumed out too if I lost a run like this :((
Looks great :]
Good luck mate
thanks man
For why?
6 dollars per round is so broken
😂

we need to nerf cloud 9 guys
hi
ive came from the vampire survivors server to convey a message
https://vxtwitter.com/BalatroGame/status/1982835118302462459
blue stake already nerfs it
Blue stake black deck is harder than jokerless
we need to nerf four fingers it's too strong of a joker
get castle, chips on clubs discard, half of the deck is effectively clubs, only 1 club card after 6 discards
the game gets real mean when it wants
↪️ Replying to @BalatroGame
Still more vampires in our game than @poncle_vampire
At that point I'd just assume local thunk himself just hates you
no, like
castle either will get 500 chips up until ante 3 or you will need to make rocks bleed for some chips
How do you do it because I suck at it 😭
planet cards fest, then good deck cards themselves
rng hell with just enough skill required to make you bald at 20 years old
Hi hello you play the game wrong. Your cards are the wrong colour
fair
i just found a seed that gets 4 perkeos and a cryptid and deja vu and hermit by ante 4
*3 perkeos and a brainstorm
and hanged man
and right now theres a bloodstone so im not worried about scoring
You should be with a damn bloodstone.
high card 🤤
Someone get wisp an ecto like asap
yeah probably
I got you, next spectral has an ecto
i think i could still naneinf tho cause i got this all so early but ecto would be helpful
Nope you NEED at least 2 more copy* effects
Try looking for an ecto :)
coppy
its copy
Welp gotta end it
i found a serpent and got e41
Nice
still havent found an ecto
devesating boss
How are we ever going to recover from this 💔
the arm made me die
Hey guys ☺️
Anyone know any good leafy green salad recipes I want to chew angrily
Look for a showman/dna/rebait
Also jerker management is hard
It takes me 2 hours to complete a nan run TwT
Just delete the game at that point.
rebate missed💔
The game keeps bringing me back…
Then throw the phone out of the window.
I’ll turn on airplane mode first
Pour a gasoline and set it on fire.
insane cloud 9
Let’s hit 9 9s for cloud 9
can we get 9 cloud 9s in the chat
ok invis joker
is there a point in hiero? the only thing that can make this run better is negative showman and antimatter
i just got heiroglyph
you get more time to get a negative showman and antimatterr
well yeah but thats more than the 0 odds if you dont take it
you get more time to get money and get better stuff
i get money off gold
this is like the best i can do except 1 more red seal
invis copied blueprint!!
the plant is coming
another ecto 🔥
i have life ahead of me
already got it and i have directors cut
plant revival soon
its tree time
tree debuffs all cards
debuffs the 10 card you use most
the tree : deletes any card youve played before
lwk good idea or nah
the forest: you die
ecosystem deletes your profile
and the only way to get rid of it is if you beat water and plant before
IM COOKING
🔥
biosphere kills you irl
ok i do not regret taking the hieroglyph
i found another ecto and the shop had joka cola and reserved parking so i used it
how many ectos have you used?
sold reverse parking for troubador
i have neither of the hand size vouchers >>>>>:((
show me your build
:)
chicot beats homelander
yea sell oa6
peak
not bad with ur build ig
if i dont win with this i should be executed
Hey so what do I do here… do I take the 6th sense for an ecto chance?
I do not have telescope or observatory
Oh I realized it’s not game chat oops
this channel still fine
new highest score
My thing is
I am nowhere near the score requirement (it's not even close)
and imma sell the baron for like a showman or mime anyway if he comes up
and if i get enough double tags, maybe a random negative skip or spectral wouldn't be crazy due to the chance for an ecto or a negative important joker if I have showman
Still no cola?
WHAT IS THIS SEED
Xcuree can I get your opinion
im not gonna take hieroglyph since higher chance of the plant
I think it's close to worth it
i wouldn't but im terrible with highscoring
what skip do u want?
maybe a voucher skip for hand size or a crazy negative skip in the future if I'm desperate
(with showman)
Plus if I see a mime or showman anyway I sell baron
Seems that way
i decided to not grab cola, too risky maybe
LFG
ditch the temperance probably and balance plutos and deaths you think?
naneinf incoming
ong
what's your deck lookin like
could someone explain what cola does? I don’t understand what tags are and what they do (I’m new)
when you sell cola it gives you a double tag
double tags give you whatever you skip twice
so like if you skip for a negative, you get 2 negatives
I just rip ecto here i think
probably
nice
i just spammed reset until i got perkeo again lol
i got like 5 immolates from perkeo and nuked my hand
average deck by ante 6 with perkeo
the 3 mimes were entirely from showman
those 2 jacks think they on the team
i killed them
AHAHAHA found blueprint
lets go
sell showman get blueprint no?
i mean that's the only option
yuh
still neeed retcon
because I almost died at ante 17 with rolling the plant into the head
(need it for ante 24 too)
the blueprint is insane, copies DNA and can copy baron/mime afterwards, plus i just got painter voucher
what does dna do
If your first hand you play is one card, it copies it and puts the copy into your deck
the big thing for baron runs is when you copy dna first hand, it gives you more hand size
i got brianstorm
Brian
bruABN
Do you guys have anything other than photo Chad?
Ah why
guys for Balatro-online.com is it the exact same as normal Balatro, like is it possible to get legendary jokers?
Whats yours btw
Alright
Okay,abstract joker
its ante 9
I come clean
my high card is lvl 50
And throwback
Throwback is goated tho
It should be 0.5 mult tho
Skipping blinds doesnt worth it that much
Absolutely
🙏
chad no photo
Wow
the egg challenge has ruined my stats for a while
i dunno what that is but it sounds scummy
probably just buy balatro
blueprint egg 😛
the egg needs to leave!!
acrobatics is only there because I had three copies it
and that run lasted a while
am broke
they have balatro on scratch
if you can even call it balatro
Anything but purchase the ten dollar game
it’s 15
just support thunk vro
10 on mobile
15 for me (I’m on mobile)
¯_(ツ)_/¯
inferior currency ig
listen im all for piracy but not when it comes to indie games
what if you pirate the game and buy it later
eh
i suppose its fine then but still
at least pirate the actual game and not balatro-online.com :sob;
my mobile profile sucks
its kinda funny
because i either go for a photochad run
or a bus run
there is no in between
im super position irl
hold on
we have another chance
I'M JONKLING IT 🗣️
I tried my best
Eh you don't know their situation. 15 bucks is like rent in the 3rd world shit hole that I live.
someone give beginner tips pls^^?
No red seals? :(
country?
That's rough 😭
?
money
don’t skip blonde
is the most important thing
blinds*
fair ig
aint nobody doing that
me whenever im riding the bus
how many cryptids do i need to naneinf
None
5 cards in hand is getting me e26
shut up
You Can do It with burglar and serpent
what deck are you on
boutta pull up at the function with this deck iykyk
ghost?
What is The play in This situation?
i assume
only play flush five 🔥
funny erratic seed reference
i understand but thats not what i meant
yuh
i believe you need around 100 cards in hand if you have a baron mime and four copies
but you have a second mime
so it's a bit less than 100
i got e168 with 50 cards and less scoring jokers
on ghost
so yes
what am i on about i forgot i naneinfed yesterday
i got e178 like 4 hours ago
that run was entirely luck
i could have gotten naneinf
but i threw
this run
i feel like i got a bit less lucky but i just played a lot better
i think the only luck part is vouchers really
i understood the importance of purple and blue seals and i got a lvl 70 high card and fully deck fixed by ante 9
i suppose getting enough blueprints/brainstorms but enough money solves that
yeah thats crazy, my run i was deck fixing for quite a while
i did have a run where i had a 9 card deck by ante 8
ok gang
im using my cryptids
asdigyigbfdaihb dfihbf
i have talisman on so i wont get to see the naneinf but its e308 right
Full 10 spades deck is funny
my best run
Keep going
What the hell is this ranking
I'm crying vro
Am I allowed to talk about modded Balatro here
#⚙・modding-general I think
Aight
hologram eating good
balatro is genuine peak gaming once you understand it and now that ive cleared 3 decks i can say its like a 10/10 roguelike
Nope
bois and gills i dont think this normal its like 1 or 2 mods
dont mind my deck thingy
thats like
everything other than completionist++ now
ive done gold stake on every deck
i got naneinf
i did all the challenges
BUR6723J is the seed
naneinf2
i guess i could try making it to ante 39 at some point
i have talisman which raises the score cap
guess we playing flushes this run
high card is good?
Yes
it can be
not on this run but it was enough
depends on your jokers
My high card scored e284 my last hand
😭
i've seen like 5 barons and a couple mimes and at least 2 DNAs on this run
of course that happens when i get double aj on ante 1
balala
Not a bad run thus far
I think if I pull more steel naninf is possible?
Random seed too
yes
Would it be better to 2 blueprint the mime then or just single still?
This run also had a canio and a perkeo, pretty neat tbh, both useless end game tho
single mime copy
it'd be 4 triggers and 4 and a half scoring
That’s what I thought
Do I take this? Lmao
I don’t think I have enough money to get another blueprint/brainstorm with a showman
i dont know if youd be able to beat the ante 24 boss with that
Even if I just serpent roll?
you cant get serpent on ante 24
completely rng tbh
Rip
ante 2 my y first ever!!
I think I sell my burglar, roll for another something, cause I don’t have enough to score it out here I did the math even with all steel and DNA
uh is canio good
ok
holy fuck
credit card in the... shop?
this is after one card played
This is for me a big achievement
Honestly kinda chill jokerless isnt that difficult
what’s a good joker deck for high card?
scaling mult and scaling chips
like green joker or square joker
but pairs are better if you're using those, usually
get him with pareidolia
I haven’t ever had him reliably early enough ig
i mean, a single hang man is x3
for a legendary, maybe he's okay, i would still disagree, but among all the jokers he's one of the best
oh very nice
And scored e79 with all steel
im yet to beat ante 24
This is my highest by far
Picked up an invis joker, if we hit it we might make it 🙂↕️
Or I gotta roll for a burglar actually
I rip it now right? @rose igloo lmao I can’t risk it with the invis I think?
did you already take one?
i dont think you need two to get naneinf
i suppose with burger the -2 doesnt matter a whole lot
o
i think burger is probably more important
I’ve never done Naninf, I also realized that burger might be better than DNA
Hell before this run my PB was e62
i dont think you need the invisible either
I got a WILD draw from this seed I won’t even lie
but yeah dna would go for burger probably
I don’t, I’m holding it rn just cause why not
?
About invis^
I think I sell invis for the showman in my shop rn actually?
Actually I’ll hold, and roll for burglar to replace dna
bocchi my beloved
How much ectos?
.
bocchi is peak
lmao
so real
That would be ecto 3 lol
Wealthy egg
NAH THERE AINT ANY WAY ??? 3rd soul this run
And I can’t take it
Unless I sell dna and bank on bungler
theres no good hits
unless it was perkeo into sixth sense into six from a pack into cryptid 
Yeah not worth tbh, ima keep grinding and just hope for more serpent rolls for rn until I get burglar
Gotta do it before ante 32
If I had eternals I’d consider lmao
me when i met an rhinoceros
Lol
elephants so cool
just unlocked idol
very lucky indeed
GKXZ3AN8 btw
importing the pic takes too long
nintendo switch to phone
anyways finally got petroglyph I thought I would never get that
STUNTMAN TOO THOUGHT ID NEVER GET THAT :D
It’s been done, finally
Only probably 750+ hours of gameplay
😭
Legit first time I broke e62 was today as well, wild
Now to die to the leaf
😔 was a good run
my luck is so ahh bro
Mobile photochad 
3rd run and I’ve lost all 3 on 3rd ante becuz trash joker
Nah every run should be able to make ante 6 minimum it’s when I run into the plant I die
@empty oasis hi
why is this the scary channel
~vibes~
Judgement just gave me a nat negative Splash lmao
so nothing?
no more worrying about violet vessel
guys i have 100 hours and i can barely win any run do i just suck
Look I know that technically it doesn't matter what order you put chip jokers in but by law they must go on the far left
Actually, far left is reserved for Econ/utility that you don't have to check imo
Like, chaos and shortcut go far left
Those go in the middle you're just wrong
Then chips, +, x, and then changing Econ/utility like rebate
That's batshit
It's symmetrical
no?
Only when you have 2 chips jokers
2 mult jokers
And no Econ
No other Econ
You separate chip and mult jokers with the utility one
where would you put walkie talkie and scholar
Wherever the fuck I want I won't keep them forever anyway
