#๐ใปserver-chat
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wait dm me what happens for u cuz imma sleep its like midnight
good luck btw
Violet vessel just ruined my day today
The worst part is this seed had FUCKING CANIO IN IT
AND A FULL HOUSE/TWO PAIR DECKFIX
Wheel of fortune: 
F
What were the other jokers? I see pants, rebate, and some joker that i can't identify with holo.
is it fib, canio, and cavendish? not sure 
could be something else 

not even 100mb
Insane seed on the one time I attempt a challenge run where I have only 3 joker slots ๐ข
pain 
the feels at this moment
Its like finally arriving home after a long journey
its so hard to pull the trigger lmao
that feeling after u finish a naninf run
congrats on the perkeo run 
i normally end up fumbling mine when i do end up running into one 
8 ball build
ty
i love anaglyph deck
Balatro balatrez estรก jugando a balatro
So I played with cryptid and got a little bit over the default scoring limit... what does it mean if the number is e1.53e53?
A lot
I think lol
very beeg
idk what the first 10 is doing there, I think it should just be 10^(1.53*10^53)
It should be something like 153 with 51 zeroes
this makes sense, but even google just tells me its undefined
if it's google AI it's pretty bad lol
How do i find the game's sfx in the files
It canโt
Jokers who necessitate being removed for their ability canโt be eternal
But if they could be, their self-destruction would bypass it
Just asking for a challenge
Consumables jokers cannot be eternal
'E' means the of zeros for your number
Example:
2E8=2x10โธ=200,000,000
Eternal perishable
i need to play balatro again sometime fuckkk
?????
I'm jonkling it ๐ช
can't send gifs cause of link block
ah
i dont know how, but i won
I dont believe the middle joker exists
6๏ธโฃ7๏ธโฃ๐โโ๏ธ
Is it worth selling 2 jokers to both make room for and to afford a strong joker like Blueprint or Brainstorm?
how much do yall think balatro will be on sale for (approximately) during the Steam Winter Sale?
bro i never get a response here ๐ฅ
i honestly have no idea
if youre really that broke then just pirate it /j
that was a JOKE

so yeah i have no idea but like honestly id say just wait and see
well what has it been previously, iyk?

i've heard it was -50% but some people said it wasn't on sale at all
so idk what to tell you i got mixed signals
if it doesn't go on sale ๐ฅ
maybe someone way more informed then me will know
erm, I think you mean "than"* ๐ค
erm, you put an unnecessary asterisk ๐ค
erm, I can do whatever I want ๐ค
๐ญ
tf ๐ฅ
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well i guess you can pray
I might just pirate it /j
that'll work

-# it's a joke, don't kill me
i am now going to strike down your house
thats kinda how ip adresses work bud
I dont want it to have access to my ip ๐ฅ
well then unfortunately it's gonna have access
then your wish has been granted

every website and app and everything digital you use has your ip address
almost everything
exactly ๐ค
sybau ๐
unnecessary extra msgs ๐ฅ
why cant i send stikcer
i have habit of sending it like that
bc
i saw the kendrick sticker bud
idk ask mods
indeed
i tried to send a gif and forgot theyre blocked here
$9 is prolly good by then
what are you trying to buy
balala
balala
oh
well thats a sync up if ive ever seen one
fr
steamdb exists, you dont have to use chatgpt to figure out sales...
im lazy ๐ฅ
oh well
me when chatgpt is wrong about a thing
didnt you already make this joke like 10 minutes ago
4 minutes
or
14
idk
i cant count anymore
definitely 14 bud
^
bro


$12 isnt bad though...
i mean ig
i had to buy it on pc and my phone
im too broke for that ๐ญ
i used all my money on Aseprite ๐ฅ
what do yall think of my game so far?
got tired of waiting for balatro so he makes his own
๐ญ ๐ญ
bro stop ๐ฅ
balls
B A L L S
thanks
It's also made in Love2D if you didn't notice
(and already has ~700-ish lines o' code ๐ฅ )
accidentally? ๐ฅ
then turn it down ?? ๐ญ
i just remembered i'm not on gold stake black deck
for hwat ๐ฅ
cs2
i make team rage
with how bad i play
its so funny
maybe turn it down for balala?
should i take stuntman here early perishable ?
you'll prol get more answers in #๐นใปgame-discussion
oh sry wrong chat
๐
i have a question
do negative jokers affect stencil?
why do you have so many [i forgot the name] tags
right
oh
also
i only have up to magic deck ๐ฅ
gad dammit
they increase the mult
not decrease
like
its still an empty joker slot
technically
fr?
nono
but there is still technically
an empty joker slot
so it wont be affected
@obsidian brook more like
balls
ok
What if a ectoplasm a sencil?
what happen there?
it will increase the mult
because there is an extra joker slot
hmmm
do it its higher mult
beautiful view ngl
I don't even get an allowance or anything ๐ฅ
then i need to find an ecto
i did not
oh that explains it
nor a pay for doing chores
dicetro
it's called Dexoro, but idk, i might change it
better name that what i came up with
balala is also made in love2d 
I had my weirdest set

DNA, Brainstorm, Shoot the moon, Throwback, and Card Sharp
nvm
heavenly
Hold up if u blueprinted a joker stencil
Does that still maks it work like a stencil would
I eat cats
what abour catboys
I mean, canio at x2 with 3 joker stencils is already as good as just 3 joker stencils, but u can scale canio more tho
this is getting out of hand ๐ฅ
the hell is going on there
is that the stock market?
What the hell is happening here bro
All I see is plinko
i have no clue bro
im in this since an hour and there is stuff going on everywhere
why are there ads ๐ญ
worth the egg
put the egg in the stock market to see if it grows more
well i made him give birth
swash & egg i thought it would be insanely good bc self synergy
but it just didnt work and crashed
J
mod people
why cant i send stickers
what is this incident everyone is talking about
i REQUIRE thus
How can inplay this PEAK
me when i talk to my buddy "a great man":
hot potato mod
you need to disable EVERY MOD U HAVE
including cosmetics
or it just crash idk why
Is it steam integretad? Or is it somehow else
Noo
it is
if you are too lazy to download manually
there is a app called balatro mod manager
you can use it
me talking to someone about using something
nothing or sell cat
how does invis joker work with eternal/perishable/rental? does the created joker take the stickers of the invis or the copied joker?
i feel stupid asking this with like 150 hours but it has just never come up for me LOL
having tghe time of my life rn
why would u need workshop
just do %appdata% and put it in folders
doesnt matter anymore. got the eye which countered by entire build (supernova and card sharp LMFAO)
i got to ante 8 on a pretty good run (ignore lincoln)
holy shit this is awesome
thanks for oprning the world of mods to me tein
i am gratefull
yw bro
try out cyptid one day
your vision will change.
In this video I am going to cover how to Download pretty much any Balatro mod including how to setup cryptid as it has recently gotten much easier.
THE MULTIPLAYER MOD HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE MOD MANAGER AND NOW USES ITS OWN LAUNCHER
Mod Manager - https://balatro-mod-manager.dasguney.com/
Multiplayer Launcher (if you want to play multiplay...
u cant install balatro manager too
buuh
what is that
wait let me finnish this run
for future tho it copies everything
ty
FINALLY
AT THE COST OF DNA
AND ALSO MY RUN
I couldve won but got no lucky card triggers at all ๐ฅฒ
No joke i played like 8 and maybe one triggered
I also didnt get a SINGULAR glass card break or hanged man for the canio
Congratulations :)
Thats unfortunate I got canio on painted deck and only got 1 break
Fr
I guess the double soul took all my luck Lmao
Whats verdant leaf again
Need to sell joker
just like their mom a cryptosis
But in this case I only needed 1 planet card on pairs
This is why u need at least one negative!
A pointless negative
No negatives I had
You see the double tags.
I dont understand tho wouldnt u have been fine with only 1 ride the bus
Lowkey ur x mults seem good enough
Or lowk maybe even mot selling anything
Just getting the base chips from a hand
Thats
Ah rip ๐ญ
RGB
51 x3 x3 x2
Did u have ur pairs upgraded ay all?
Assuming u were playing pairs for card sharp
Level 3...
No planets there was.
I dont need jupiter๐ I need mercury.
I didnt say that gng ๐ญ
Rip ๐
I know but the game offered me jupiter in every pack and mercury 2 times.
Ig yea thats unlucky as shi
Did u get the opportunity for a burnt joker ever
No
When I have chance I lose
Congrats!
Tyy
Wdym?
Sooo i guess i have more jokers to discover
What the hell is this ?
Who is using something
holy
What would you chose ? I will sell midas I already have all on gold
Sorry for the late response, depends if the red seal is doing something for u
If not probably I would take the poly
Cuz even if u get aura u dont have guaranteed to get it
Is there something I can do here
Balatro balatrez estรก jugando balatro
magikarpmaxxing
get chips and mult joker ante 1 or 2 and if u r strong enough for the actual ante but u still dont have a good econ then dont buy unnecessary buffon packs
none
i did
what did u get?
choose none
oh ok
Chat what do you think is the best possible balatro run?
if photo were a good joker
I just remembered that I have tarot cards
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๐๐
Teto, WhatsApp Freeman and Hatsune Miku
congrats!
they grow so fast
Blahaj joker when
t
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Now go for the c++ pokermon
The WH
wht
creative stake
combine any stake restrictions (can choose to not activate certain ones), everything is free, including rerolls, spectral cards can appear in the shop
no unlocks
Is the deck of Fangamer official?
yes
this would be fun, i'm all for this.
We all just do gold stake minus blue
(Also bring back old gold and orange for no reason)
it would let me more accurately evaluate each stake's effect when all but one of them is applied
hey guys whats the best way to contact the mods or honestly just someone who can help me with my sitch
(i'm trying to save my save file that i accidently flagged as modded)
the mods wouldn't be able to help you besides signposting to places/people who can help you
your save file is either locally stored or it's stored on the service of the cloud save provider; Steam, Apple, Google, etc
whats your issue?
oh ok
so basically...
this happened
because i installed a texture pack
and i've been trying for hours with save data editors to fix it T-T
what platform are you on
steam
theres just a flag you can disable if you go to https://balatro.shorty.systems/ and upload your profile.jkr file
purple stake can go die
YOU SEE (im not gonna @ everyone but i'd like to) EVERYONE? THIS IS WHY HUMANS ARE FAR SUPERIOR THAN CHATGPT
real
this is probably funny to most people here who are js gods at the game and can easily get it with their eyes closed or smth
Nah. Or I hope you don't feel like that. I hope everyone feels comfortable sharing their questions and progress and dubs etc etc.
well i asked a simple gameplay question once and then had the whole chat questioning my decisions and like "that has got to be the worst decision ever ๐" so ever since then i'd rather js try to figure out stuff on my own like i did with all the previous stakes
I hate that.
anyways i feel like ever since purple stake came into my life it has granted me no luck at all
it feels like i never get the jokers i need like ever
instead shop js says ah yes you need +10 mult for a straight, and ah yes its eternal
Play into it!
Gotta be open and try different stuff.
Especially if you are just trying to beat ante 8.
But also feels at the same time lol.
but it always happens when i build around a different hand and don't need the joker at all
if i build high card and am in ante 4 with a half-decent high card setup why should i switch to straights all of a sudden
Without specifics my advice is always money.
i just know one day i'm gonna have that run where i js get the good jokers and either i fuck it up or miraculously make it past ante 8
Ante 4 is not too late to pivot into something else but also just because it shows you a joker doesn't mean you need to buy it. Especially if you are still winning the next blind. Stack that interest.
I guarantee you will.
Just like I will still forget to not play my dna hand on the needle lol.
i just feel like because of purple stake upping the mult again it's tedious for me
because i usually dont score high hands
my highest ever hand was 14 mil or smth
Gotta try different stuff. Higher stakes require a lot of critical thinking and a lot of this stuff just comes with time spent playing the game and understanding how certain things work like the shop queue etc etc.
Also money.
Money solves most problems in balala.
this run
BUT I am sorry you had a bad experience in chat that sucks.
was umm
stone hologram
blueprint
andddd
cavendish?
and js scaled it up a ton
Yeah maybe just try out different joker set ups and hand types!
Also watch the Doc on YouTube lol. Thatโs what helped me out a lot.
I too am a fan of the egg though lol. I see you.
Funny enough northern lion is now I found out about this game too lol.
like i tend to start to watch him but idk why exactly but especially with his videos my attention span js drops like a submarine
there are videos where i can power through even if they are like an hour long
but with his videos
idk why
something in my brain prevents me from watching him too long
i need to sit down and i need to watch him
I just recommend because he does daily high stake lesson videos that may help but either way hope you are having fun and sorry you had a bad time in chat.
its all good, we ll recover from it eventually
i need to hit the hay now
too much balatritoing for me today
o7
gn!
I'm jonkling it ๐ฅ
yeah purple stake stinks
but the thing that is odd to me is that when I do beat it, I immediately go to orange stake and I win it in much less time
I've done it like this on three or four decks now
Death to face cards
unmodded btw
deadass just lost a run because i couldnt draw a pair after 3 attempts with 9 hand size
this game jmo
Anti seed propaganda is crazy
74???
Well you see I have a bit of a gambling problem
Nono. Based and gambling pilled fr 
y'know whats crazy
Balatro has lowkey taught me how to card count in blackjack.
I think i have a gambling problem guys
Wish I could say the same ๐
But I sold him for money to gamble with
He's soo silly :]
the original video i got that picture from is kinda funny ๐ญ
I figured out how to card count in Holdem ;-;
I have yet to play holdem
it sounds like fun
but balatro gives me headaches and I imagine that holdem probably would give me an aneurysm
Difference is in black jack you get pissed at the dealer in Holdem you legit wanna squeeze the life out of the other players throat
thats so real
Iโm not surprised people used to get shot over it
I'd love to see it lol
WHAT
Yes, over Holdem apparent a lot of people used to get shot for cheating or being an ashore player
I canโt say ass
And hole next to each other
Wow
im frying
But yeah in vegas lots of people got shot for playing like a d***
Of course its in mfin vegas
For example always going all in
its always in vegas when i hear abt this typa stuff
Wanna get new paint ? Work as a casino dealer a nice man will remove some of the old paint with keys
I lost sum motivation to play balatro
motivate me so I can get pissed at losing at a early ante
number go up
Hi everyone ๐
That happened to me aswell took a 6 month break and now I play alot again
you gotta beat the wall.
how do you achieve this
you're fucking evil










dont risk it for the biscuit
hmmmm...
gambling is so good tho...
y'know what
HELL YEAH
RISK IT FOR THE BISCUIT
thing is tho
i shld prolly sell photocard
if i do whatโs the point of hanging chad
chips
chips
how high is your yorick
10x and and hex
get the yorick
so like x15, that's busted. 15x15x15 is like 4,000 or smth
I meant it well
I meant busted as in broken
is that good broken or bad broken๐ง๐ฝโโ๏ธ
VERY VERY GOOD
yay
rip to photochad
o7
o7
ggs chat thats wraps
It's a screenpic
I'm pretty sure those are lights
I guess?
it came back to haunt me
i took a pic of my switch
But how did they get the dots?
thereโs a lot of red lights around me
waddup chat
Hello
My hand when I try to play pairs
I'm a good kitty :3 
Balatro 
good comms
You are evil
Where is the vagabind
haiii
Baratro
I have a question, is there any mods that keep game the game base but help with QoL?
I've seen some videos where they have a calculator and some jokers show below them what they will do this round without needing to over like idol and such
Why cant I get a single Brandon storm?
One message removed from a suspended account.
hallo
Who are you
I'm a new person here ๐
There is 1 impostor among us
nvm got it
hey! does anyone have a discord invite link for the balatro multiplayer server? looked it up on google but its expired
Dms
Awesome cause
We win ante 8 with this one ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ โผ๏ธ
well thank you for your guarantee
Letโs goooooooooo
jokers were going crazy
i purchase showman for the first time in my life and it paid off
idk how lucky i got there
really fun seed
anyways now orange stake.,,
Synergy.

Great run!
do perishable jokers make a big difference?
Definitely
Sheesh
Somehow I feel orange is easier than purple.
oh and most of the queens have blue seals so my pairs are going a little high lvl
Guys.......
Guys....!
GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

All my cards were made of glass.
face
From what ?
My Run It would have been a landslide victory over the Black Sticker if it weren't for this stupid challenge ๐
Now I know why everyone hates him The Plant
The Plant stinks
The times that guy ruined my runs with Trib
FIVE TIMES
If the plant ever existed on real life it's on sight
Dawg stop before he shows u a bad time
nebula lowk only good with perkeo observatory
I'm pretty sure he'll die because he only has 1 HP if the grip is too strong
Yea and perkeos a 1/333 chance x 1/5
What does nebula do again
i solely play anaglyth
So like 1/12000 aprox
gives u telescope
Telescope, -1 consumable
Ohhh that thing
but less room to use it
So shitty
The -1 consumable space sucks
thatโs why perkeo is basically required to have fun on it
Like painted deck at LEAST u have more room to get harder cards
And more room for stuff like steel n gold
the plant You will overcome your anger towards him Sans
What ๐ญ
the plant vs abandoned deck
I don't know what to say I'm mad about losing the planet ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ

Dawg u gotta always have a backup plannn
Theres always gonna be a boss that ruins ur build
i donโt think wheel of fortune has worked the past 40 times iโve used it
Watching his brother being crushed -
Nope!
I got quite the opposite scenario
The last five times I used wheel it all landed either holographic or polychrome
wheel of fortune is an opp
I didn't screenshot it because I got no storage
i need to stop betting on it
I gen havent gotten poly ever on it
Only holo im psure
always bet on wheel baby
I got three consecutive polychromes on it
Genuinely grateful
on my switch i got a seed with brainstorm first shop first ante
U lucky bastard ๐ญ
I got a negative Perkeo after skipping the first small blind with the mega arcana
then my ancient switch crashed
I lost the next ante
Ive had blueprint before pretty sure
I'm so good at this game dude
They can spawn with editions?
I put it all on luck and not on skill
Yes
โน๏ธ
yes
thereโs that one negative perkeo and i think negative trib seed
I got three Yorick's one time that's like my most legendaries
Three Yorick's with a blueprint and polychrome brainstorm
Woahh hell ye
Died in the billions ante ๐๏ธ
I try to have skill but nebula is testing me
I genuinely don't know how I won on Nebula
Each time I play it it's like black deck 2.0
2K9H9HN on plasma
Goes fuck you
Now that I have a new phone I need to redownload buhlator and redo everything
Im on purple stake rn
Trying my best ๐
There goes my 97 souls ๐๏ธ
Ive done gold on yellow and painted
They need to make a better saving feature somehow
Goodluck on that
painted is so basic of a deck
A lot of games do honestly
@agile tapir What is the best joker card according to you and everyone here?
Blueprint is easily best
stencil is my favorite joker
I play joker cards that promote to face cards.
Oh stencil is goated
Photo?
God ive begun lowkey not grabbing photo cause i cba to rely on it every time
I agree with you and I was using it to copy a glass joker card and in the end it comes crashing down everyone's dreams

Hell yeay
photo is really only good with chad
balatro is making college much more bearable
What is the highest sticker you have reached?
Gold
Wow
REAL
constellation is probably my second favorite joker
I mean i honestly am not even studying dor my college atm
I think only one person reached the black sticker.
Or barely
Wdym
I love constellation but damn it always comes to me late
And when I don't buy it I see an astronomer next shop
Okay
every time iโm on break or i get bored i open balatro on my phone and struggle because i lowkey have a skill issue but at least iโm having fun ey
i have a game on one of my saves that soft locked but i had two of them and a blueprint and astronomer
๐
I lowkey need to buy balala on my phone for that reason
Problem is id lose all my shit
Honestly it doesn't matter if you have an insane skill issue if you're having fun then it's fucking great
i will eventually beat green stake ๐ฅน
I skipped through like countless constellations and astronomers next shops I genuinely wanna die
Like dude
perkeo constellation slept on
god bless
God I love skipping blinds with mega arcana's
I genuinely have no fucking clue how to use Perkeo
Like
I just use Perkeo for more hermit
Yeah I know but somehow when I get Perkeo baron and mime disappears off the face of the universe
real
Like dude each time I get Perkeo there is NO sign of those two
Also happens when I get hack there will be no wee
Honestly Perkeo only appears when I have egg and swash
Temperance value
i havenโt even done a baromime run bc iโm not tryna wait 10 whole minutes for a x1.5 to move across my screen
Dude my ass can absolutely NOT wait for that I'm quite impatient and I will genuinely crashout if that even restarts when I accidentally click go to menu
real
If I'm gonna play balatro and I hit naneinf I'm making a damn floating window and watch some Yuri
baromime yaoi
Same
I wish my PC comes back
Like let me play those mods that uhh
Fucking kills the game or something
real
<@&1133519078540185692> sorry to ping immediately after joining but i need to bring some urgent news to yโall about one of the server members and two of their alts.
Uh huh
Feel free to DM me, I guess?
ok
Or vonnegut
neat
I nominate vonnegut
no ping egg
Or that one mod that has the bee
And recites the entire bee movie script
yahimod
ya itโs yahimod
real

Distantthunk

Do i swap reserved parking for cartomancer here
๐ค
Reserved parking has been giv8ng me a bunch of econ since i just let a bunch of face cards sit through my first 3 hands
But cartomanver might make shaping my deck way easier
Nah im keeping reserve
Fish.
What am i really building here bruh ( theres a single red seal steel king on my deck )
Yes the baron came negative on the shop
grab that mime for the funnies
either you will die
or you will get e20
no in between
Fax
Guys
I fucking won, and now I unlocked the orange chip difficulty thingy
and then grab a lot of death and copy the one red seal king (make him steel)
congrats, it only gets worse from here!
๐ฅฒ I am cooked aren't I
nah all orange adds is jokers that commit die after 5 rounds
remember how annoying eternal tags were sometimes? yea well now its doing the exact opposite
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญfaaaa
yea it happns
i just beat orange too which means im on to gold
I found the eternal jokers to be somewhat useful with the spectre card packs fhat affect jokers
true, perishable jokers cant work with that tho
oh and gold adds rental jokers which is even wors
I'm jonkling it โฝ
Yes thats only start.
Any advic- why are you homeless?
In real life Im not homeless but my hair looks like Im homeless
Type shit, same
I play enough balatro to get mildly confused whenever I play poker with my friends and wonder why I donโt have 8 cards
How is it possible that ancient picks diamonds and i dont have any?
because it doesn't match your deck
it is a random joker
Balto
Ancient joker proving once again how great it is
Cavendish will also go extinct
Gawd damn
Dont put this curse on me
it might not, banana it depends
god i hope this is plasma
We need the blu joker
unfortunately the wall blu me up in ante 7๐
Damn
Idol was on jack of hearts
IRL balatro reference??
Finally did an unseeded Ante 39 run.
Wanted to get the highest score I could without naninf-ing (so its on my stats)
Now I have nothing left but to show people my stats page until the update ๐
Question: for invisible joker, does the selection of what it spits out update at all? And if it does is it per round or per ante
it isnt round or ante based
its only based on which jokers you have and how many jokers you have
i.e i have 4 jokers; Blueprint, Invisible Joker, Mime and Steel Joker
if Invisible Joker copies Steel Joker,
- I can sell Steel Joker to force it to copy a different joker guaranteed., or
- I can sell blueprint or mime and so because the # of jokers has changed, invisible rerolls (it can still hit the same thing sometimes) or
- I can add a joker, and so because the # of jokers has changed, invisible rerolls ("-")
Got it. I kept rolling into baron and birded each time, but selling a couple more jokers led me to roll into bs so now Iโm set (to not hit naninf because Iโm on the wrong deck)
I feel like it's a good idea to set up automod for the four image type of scam...
whats a good build with stuntman?
mult
XD

