🎙・server-chat

[agile tapir]

Ngl my decks a hot mess

Cus ive got holograph so i just took every card pack ever

(Im just doing high stakes)

[rich halo]

average holograph non dna

[glad oriole]

hologram….

[fringe fox]

of course man

sell the hell out of that credit card

[glad oriole]

also hologram can thrive without dna

or any supporting jorkers

[agile tapir]

Yuh ive got x6 and none of my jokers add cards

:]

Only on ante 9 right now

Drivers license is also helping out here

[rich halo]

yeah i mean the hot mess deck

[agile tapir]

But it workss

[glad oriole]

just a consequence of holo

[agile tapir]

The always select 1 card boss pmo'd tho

[rich halo]

yep lol

the upside is you get to win lol

[agile tapir]

I'd take that deal

IM SO HAPPY

YESSS

ECTOPLASM

TAKE TJAT PAINTED

[rich halo]

ok i dead

brainstorm same rarity as blueprint but i swear 5 brainstorms = 1 blueprint

[agile tapir]

I see way too lil of both

My luxk sucks

Ok hol up

Do i switch out my x6.75 holo

For photo graph heew

Here

[gentle shell]

Dats alot of deck fixing.....

Also will this game please stop giving me FUCKING PHOTOCHAD I WANT TO WIN WITH SOMETHING ELSE

[agile tapir]

Never

Photochan will never leave you

Bruh my geos michel got extinct the first round i played it

[gentle shell]

Fortunately I unlocked bloodstone this run im saved!

[agile tapir]

Hell yeah

Idk why yall hate photograph so much tho 😭

I love i5

[gentle shell]

We don't it's just a very common build

[agile tapir]

Ah fair

I kinda wanna get a mime build

Never gotten it before

[gentle shell]

I have

Hard to set up

[agile tapir]

Yeah 💔

My controllers battery is low so im gonna have to stop playin soon anyway

Unless i move my ps4 back upstairs

[gentle shell]

💀 I play on mobile and pc

[agile tapir]

Im on ps4

Id gladly be playing on pc but its broken :]

Plus i actually kinda

Like playstation

Its cozy to play on idk why

[gentle shell]

It literally cost less than normal on phone better value

[agile tapir]

But small screen

I dont have infinite money and if i wanna buy a game

Id buy inscryption rn

Or some furry paws

Not a game but smt better value than balatro

[gentle shell]

Idk I like the dragging on mobile :3

[slim junco]

[gentle shell]

Mobile is my favorite way to play

[agile tapir]

I havent rlly played so ig i cant rlly say, I just dont rlly like phone gaming

Its diff for everyone ofc

[gentle shell]

It's the second most popular Paid game on Google play only being beaten by Minecraft

Which definitely doesn't deserve that top spot

[keen rampart]

hit the road is very good

[agile tapir]

Minecrafts kinda mid over the years yeah especially on mobile tf

[gentle shell]

Ngl it sounds good but you have to literally go out of your way to unlock it

[keen rampart]

nope

i got ouji

and got a buncha jacks

[gentle shell]

Probably kids buying it

[agile tapir]

I barely had trouble getting it anyway

Magic deck lol

Took me maybe 20 mins tops?

[agile tapir]

Cpuld ve

Idk id like minecraft but only to play with friends

Not on movile tho

[gentle shell]

Minecraft was WAY BETTER back in 2016 imo

[agile tapir]

Idk if betters a word but it definitely isnt better now

Idk its jusr slowly degraded and gotten boring

Imma mofe my pc upstairs

[gentle shell]

My favorite update was the one that added foxes

[obtuse snow]

if ur on pc you can just go back to an older update

and there r servers that run exclusively on older updates

also hai ive come back

[gentle shell]

Java runs like shit on my PC

[agile tapir]

I rlly liked nether
Added more soul to the game

End update and id go out of my way to plau again

The end is so boring atp

[gentle shell]

FOXES FOPS FOPS!🦊

Best Minecraft mob

[gentle shell]

Pretty sure the next update is updating the end

[agile tapir]

Not sure abt that one

[agile tapir]

Nuh uhhh

Actually maybee

I havent interacted with foxes much!

[gentle shell]

They look so dumb it's adorable!

Uhhhhh flwsh

Video is sending

Flwsh

Ngl black deck isn't even that hard

[upbeat sedge]

im making an indie game but I dont know wich version use for the main character

[agile tapir]

Peam

Peak

[lethal root]

i had a great run yesterday

[agile tapir]

Well like depends on how big ur game is no 😭 as in how little u want sprites to ve

[gentle shell]

Why is my hand size so small you ask? I quajied and hit an ecto

[agile tapir]

Hell yeah

Ive had a 3 hand size before tho :3

[upbeat sedge]

maybe one for textbox and other for playing

[agile tapir]

Three ectos in one run

[gentle shell]

Didn't matter anyway deck was already fixed

[agile tapir]

Yuhh for me i had to let my dna keep me afloat, copy 2 of my flush five card

Just five in a row.not flush five

[gentle shell]

NOW HOW TF DO I UNLOCK THIS INVISIBLE JOKER?!

[agile tapir]

Wdym?

[gentle shell]

HOW DO YOU ONLY WIN WITH THREE JOKERS

[real stratus]

isnt it 4?

[agile tapir]

Id assume youd need rlly good shit 😭

Like a photo and two hanging chads

[ruby lily]

painted deck

[real stratus]

anyways just get 2 mult jokers and an x mult joker

[agile tapir]

Guys im making some flatbreads with garlic sauce

Yim

Yum

[gentle shell]

So best bet is two stencils

[real stratus]

wouldn't be a bad option

supernova pair build maybe

[gentle shell]

Yea but the payoff of that sucks in the beginning....

[real stratus]

play on plasma deck then

[gentle shell]

I didn't even think of that I could just get a wee and a hanging chad and win with the balancing feature

[real stratus]

i actually haven't unlocked invis so im gonna try

[ruby lily]

i don't even remember how i got invisible joker

[real stratus]

I have reached a dilemma though

card sharp or photo

[ruby lily]

might have something to do with verdant leaf

[real stratus]

these are 2 pretty good jokers

[agile tapir]

Wait what r u trhing to do im confused

[real stratus]

but I think card sharp is better for a pair build

[agile tapir]

God i love card sharp

Carried me through gold stale

Stake

[real stratus]

its pretty much just free xmult

[agile tapir]

Fr
Cavendish but -1 hand basically

[real stratus]

you wanna be playing your highest leveled hands anyways

[cedar prism]

Blue seal and play straights, you can win jokerless with glass and steel

[agile tapir]

Dawg i havent even win jokerful

I can wait for jokerless

[real stratus]

the one problem with pair builds is that theyre bad in early game

[agile tapir]

Not if u get that pants mult

[real stratus]

which would mean less mult on the hypothetical supernova

[real stratus]

true

[hybrid path]

hi

[glacial spindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1303797147933741156.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=jimbo_spin

[keen rampart]

what do i do?

[lethal root]

@keen rampart emperor

it might give you a judgement or hanged man

[near sky]

Finally beat green stake ffs

[agile tapir]

Hrll yeah

[gentle shell]

Ancient joker is also kinda stupid broken

[agile tapir]

Idk isnt it unpredictable asf

Unless u have

Wild cards ig

But wild card means u cant have any other enhancement

Other than like the polychromes and holos

[gentle shell]

You just can't deck fix basically

[upbeat sedge]

I made the perfect size

not too small but not too big

[agile tapir]

I feel like thats a massive disadvantage no?

[agile tapir]

Thats pe4fect

Its like slightly bigger than deltarue

[upbeat sedge]

and its more simple so there will be no problem with making the animation frames

[agile tapir]

Yah

I wish u best of luck on ur game making journey

:3

[upbeat sedge]

ty

[agile tapir]

If it ever comes out will give it a try

100%

[upbeat sedge]

I hope my friend does a good lore

he's been days writing it down

[agile tapir]

Im sure he will!

[upbeat sedge]

how to I move something in that site

I want to move the character

and copy and paste it

[agile tapir]

Idk what 😭

[upbeat sedge]

its hard to draw a side

[sage loom]

Where can I ask a question about a mod I'm playing? I asked in #⚙・modding-general but it just got ignored so I'm assuming that's the wrong channel, but there isn't one for modded gameplay discussions

[upbeat sedge]

is this ok or should he be more sided

[upbeat sedge]

not fun fact he is slowly dying

[agile tapir]

Hold on which sprite is facing what direction

My balatros would u say dusk is worth it

[real stratus]

depends on the build

[agile tapir]

Im just starting out

A holo dusk is literally my first joker

[real stratus]

oh definitely

[agile tapir]

I also got a negarive shoot the moon

Negative

Which is peak cus im on painted

[gentle shell]

Alright ngl that was not hard

[agile tapir]

Why u randomly got rayman legends article there

😭

[gentle shell]

NOT TAKING THIS CHAD ACTUALLY HURT MY SOUL CAUSE TBH SPACE JOKER WASN'T DOING SHIT FOR ME

[agile tapir]

Dude ur trynna be bad on purpose 😭

[gentle shell]

I'm watching Scott the Woz while I play balatro

Bro edited Jimbo's lines for a funny

[agile tapir]

Whos that?

THE TEXT

WHATT

!?!?

[amber burrow]

if you post this here one more time i'm going to time you out at first, and then ban you.

[celest hollow]

hello I am baron balatro

please wire me 3 million chips

[agile tapir]

BARON WHY DID U GET FUCKED BY THE PLANT IN MY LAST RUN

:[

[celest hollow]

I am sorry

[agile tapir]

U WERE SUPPOSED TO SACE ME

SAVEEE

[gentle shell]

Nintendo fan that lives in Toledo Ohio

[celest hollow]

i need three million chips to buy luchador balatro

[agile tapir]

Ohh ok

[gentle shell]

WAIT?! BARON IS GAY?!

[celest hollow]

yes

I am baron Balatro and I am gay

-baron Balatro

[agile tapir]

I kinda jate ninteno, not the games tje company
But pirating their games is good

[agile tapir]

ARE U ASSUMING THE PLANTS GENDER

HOW COULD Y

Fude ur not funny

[celest hollow]

having personally met mr plant I can confirm

[marble fossil]

yes he is

[agile tapir]

@amber burrow just tome hom out already

He keeps posting it

[gentle shell]

It stopped being funny the first time

[agile tapir]

GAHD MY SPELLING

[marble fossil]

that actually so normal bro

[amber burrow]

poof.

[agile tapir]

Btw u seem pretty cool do u mind if i send u a friend req?

[agile tapir]

DO U ACTUALLY NEED PROOF

U CLEASBY SEE THEY DELEYED SMT

[icy bramble]

yo

[gentle shell]

Sure :3

[agile tapir]

Okii

[celest hollow]

hello Joe
-baron balatro

[icy bramble]

guys how do you play game

[celest hollow]

you need baron balatro

[icy bramble]

i dont know what to do

[icy bramble]

this is my grandkids computer

[agile tapir]

Oh my god

Fantastic

🥲

[icy bramble]

how do i play trolaba

or whatever

[marble fossil]

its about gambling idk

[smoky rose]

Blueprint Balatro is also not bad

[icy bramble]

yeah i know how do i play

[celest hollow]

hello blueprint Balatro

[naive turret]

how do you gamble your life savings

[agile tapir]

Wheres my pookie wookie card sharp

[celest hollow]

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

that is the sound of many a chip

[smoky rose]

We euthanized him.

[agile tapir]

NOOOOOOO

[naive turret]

@amber burrow

[celest hollow]

card sharp is gone

[agile tapir]

NOT CARD SHARP

[icy bramble]

i dont think you can

[smoky rose]

Card sharp balatro was not helpful to us

We did not get many chip

No ding ding ding ding ding

[icy bramble]

who is the manager here

i need to talk to him

i need to know how to boot my game

[agile tapir]

BUT YES HE DID ITS SLIGHTLY HARDER CAVENDISH

[unborn oriole]

dude i lost a game because i had a flush but i had wee joker so i had a four of a kind on 2s and it prioritized the four of a kind. i was only able to play 1 hand type

[gentle shell]

Okay joe so to play balatro you need to first gamble away all your life savings then you can truly play balatro

[icy bramble]

life savings? i dont have any

[celest hollow]

you need baron and dna balatro

[smoky rose]

Yall have life savings?

[icy bramble]

i am practicaly dead

i am so old i fought two world wars

i just want to feel like i am in the 60's again gambling

[gentle shell]

Damn okay just hit the play button on your steam then

[icy bramble]

steam ? where i am not boiling water kara

[naive turret]

try to walk

[unborn oriole]

im playing plasma deck so i just find scaling chip jokers or scaling mult jokers

[celest hollow]

scaling mult jokers

I feel included
-baron balatro

[icy bramble]

how do i play

please help me

i don't know how to play

[crystal nymph]

Finally. First non legendary naneinf.

The ante 24 timing is tough.

[gentle shell]

What is bro trying to play balatro on 💀

[icy bramble]

tell me how to start the video game

[unborn oriole]

lmao

[crystal nymph]

savage lmao.

[gentle shell]

......okay damn based uhhhh can you upgrade that to windows 10 rq

[icy bramble]

windows 10 ?

i have only have 2 windows in my room

i dont know what you mean young one

[crystal nymph]

Joe is a legend

[unborn oriole]

anybody know how to unlock invisible joker?

[gentle shell]

Uhhh go to your browser and look up balatro

[crystal nymph]

Win a run with no more than four jokers.

without ever having*

[icy bramble]

hold on let me connect my phone line to get my internet

it's a bit slow but it does the job

[unborn oriole]

should i just play the deck that gives plus one hand but -1 joker slot?

[upbeat sedge]

hello balatros

como estan balatritos

[crystal nymph]

You can.

[icy bramble]

ok

[crystal nymph]

Or play a better deck lol and just remember lol.

[unborn oriole]

what do you think i should play?

[upbeat sedge]

joe you are a good person

[crystal nymph]

Whatever you feel the best at I suppose.

[icy bramble]

what do i do kara

guide me

[icy bramble]

thank you, you are not too bad yourself

[unborn oriole]

i guess ill play plasma

[crystal nymph]

Plasma probably.

hahahah yeah

[upbeat sedge]

plasma goat

[crystal nymph]

Plasma aight.

[grave tinsel]

I need help from fellow Balatro players

[crystal nymph]

Erratic is one of my favorites.

[crystal nymph]

Shoot.

[unborn oriole]

how do u unlock that?

[grave tinsel]

What would I do here do you think? My pair is level 28

[icy bramble]

ok i think i found the balatro

[crystal nymph]

Orange stake.

[unborn oriole]

damn

[crystal nymph]

dna or burnt without any additional info

[unborn oriole]

i cant make it past purple stake lol

[crystal nymph]

Yeah you can.

I believe.

[gentle shell]

Show me please I'm actually dying of laughter rn

[icy bramble]

it says i have to install steam, i didnt know they still used steam machines these days

[crystal nymph]

Joe is a legend.

[gentle shell]

Install it bro

[icy bramble]

okay

[unborn oriole]

joe>hiddenlevel c++

[crystal nymph]

Easy

[icy bramble]

ok i think it is done

it telling me to setup

[quasi sorrel]

i had a great run with foil brainstorm ante 1 but i got fucked over by rng and forgot to save the run seed

[unborn oriole]

joe >Slumberer

[crystal nymph]

localjoe

[gentle shell]

OMG does steam even fucking work on windows 98

[icy bramble]

why yes it does

[quasi sorrel]

why are you on windows 98

[crystal nymph]

If balatro can work on a GB advance I am sure there is a way

[quasi sorrel]

how are you on windows 98

[vast raft]

Balatro balatrez

[crystal nymph]

Superior tech.

[icy bramble]

see

okay let me download it

[quasi sorrel]

you show us a picture where you can count the pixels on one hand and expect us to "see"

[crystal nymph]

If you need any aol dial up discs hmu I can send them out asap.

Just hmu on AIM.

[icy bramble]

no thank you young man, my grandson helps me out already

im not tech savy

so i dont really understand the terms you are employing young man

ok it is done

[gentle shell]

Hold on let me get the balatro floppy disc rq

[icy bramble]

no i want to download on internet

[crystal nymph]

Dude balatro floppy would be so sick.

[icy bramble]

i am dont want to feel old

[crystal nymph]

gran pappy joe.

I love this bit.

[icy bramble]

i am actually a great grandfather

you are making me younger than i seem

[crystal nymph]

You are the greatest

[icy bramble]

alright i have the steam

[unborn oriole]

are u able to keep playing after naneinf? what happens after?

[icy bramble]

it's telling me to login i hope my account still works

[crystal nymph]

You can.

Depends on set up.

I hit like five or so after the first before I ran out of money.

[gentle shell]

Like the cyberpunk 2077 floppy disc 🔥

[crystal nymph]

Bingo. I was also thinking Inscyption.

[icy bramble]

ok

i am logged in

let me download the video game

it's starting

ooh the music

it reminds when i brought my grand kids to the arcade

[crystal nymph]

Balatro arcade cabinet would be sick too.

[icy bramble]

Alright ! it works thank you guys

for your help

i appreciate it

[crystal nymph]

I need.

Wth

[icy bramble]

i can finally enjoy the game

[dim dust]

20k already

[icy bramble]

thank youguys

[crystal nymph]

Naneinf would make his computer burst into flames.

That is the sickest thing I have ever seen hahahaha. The nostalgia collab is incredible.

[unborn oriole]

what hand type should i focus on playing with plasma deck? i usually just discard for flushes 98 percent of the time because i dont know a very good strat for getting to ante 8

[gentle shell]

Ummm where TF can I download this peak

[crystal nymph]

Depends on rng. Just work on getting good chips jokers.

[icy bramble]

well you should know

since you are the one that showed me how

[crystal nymph]

Lean into what the game hands you and play accordingly.

[icy bramble]

kara person

[crystal nymph]

Flush gets you through the first ante with no jokers.

Save money.

[unborn oriole]

is it ever really worth it to pick up scaling jokers after ante 5?

if my goal is to just get to ante 8

[icy bramble]

do you guys want to see a picture of mydee

my dog

[crystal nymph]

Meh.

Depends on how your line up looks.

[gentle shell]

OMG now I have to know if the version of balatro on steam currently works on windows 98 now

[icy bramble]

well of course it does

how do you think i am playing it right now

silly

[crystal nymph]

Idk just send some screen shot updates if you want.

Hard to give advice in the dark for me at least.

[icy bramble]

anyways here is mydee

he is an old dog

my old dog

[crystal nymph]

love

What a handsome legend.

Living his best life.

[icy bramble]

he is my service dog

[crystal nymph]

So sick.

[icy bramble]

he fought the war with me

back in 'nam

i would take shots for my little man

[crystal nymph]

Joe

You have made my day

thanks

[icy bramble]

no problem son

anyways

i think it's time for me to go

this has been fun

[crystal nymph]

Lemme get a werthers before you take off.

[unborn oriole]

ok ty but last one question. if i get good scaling chip jokers early, do i have to transition into multipliticive jokers to make it to ante 8? people keep saying chip jokers early and transition into multipliticave jokers later. i was able to make it past ante 8 in other diffuclties but idk about purple stake.

[icy bramble]

a what ?

the caramel candy ?

[crystal nymph]

AHhhhhh you failed.

Damn

Werther's original.

The official candy of old people.

[icy bramble]

i know

i just thought you made a typo

[crystal nymph]

Dude you can win in so many ways. There really isn't a box to fit in for ante 8.

[icy bramble]

that's a name i havent heard in years

i dont keep them around since my kids like hariboos

and grand kids

[gentle shell]

Here's my fox.... unfortunately he's not real......

[crystal nymph]

Looks real to me

[icy bramble]

what a cute fella

[crystal nymph]

What is real anyways

[icy bramble]

you know it reminds me of a plushie i had

when i was younger

in 1912

but mine was red

with white ears

and white paws

[crystal nymph]

Dude had the prototype

[gentle shell]

Nothing we live in a simulation

[icy bramble]

anyways folks

that'll be all for little old joe

[crystal nymph]

Are you even awake right now? And how do you know?

Sleep well papa joe.

[icy bramble]

remember life is a gift,dont waste it

[gentle shell]

What great advice!

[crystal nymph]

If only life was more like gift card though.

Life is more like a rental joker.

[icy bramble]

It is a giftcard aswell since the right code is love

and companionship

[crystal nymph]

all you need is love? all you need is joe.

[pulsar bone]

im so lost bro how is campfire a good card

this card is just complete poop right

[crystal nymph]

lol wut

[pulsar bone]

the joker

campfire

[crystal nymph]

It is a great joker.

[pulsar bone]

what am i missing?????

[crystal nymph]

Money probably lol

[pulsar bone]

im hoping someone will explain to me how its good

[crystal nymph]

Surplus, blue seals, purple seals, econ, re roll voucher.

Idk buy and and sell stuff

Make the stuff cheap.

[pulsar bone]

okay i see so its good if ur rich

that makes sense

u also have to have an open jonkler slot too

i can see how it would be good now

ty

[crystal nymph]

Money is always a top priority though.

[pulsar bone]

im so bad at getting my econ online lol

[crystal nymph]

Econ is the solution to all problems in balala.

For the most part lol.

[pulsar bone]

interesting

i will become scrooge mcduck then

than u for the tips king

i jmust started playing last week im trying to beat black stake on plasma deck rn

[crystal nymph]

You’ll figure it out.

I have faith.

[pulsar bone]

thank u hahaha

[crystal nymph]

Yeah man idk. The game is so wide open in terms of what you can do to win in the first 8 ante's. Endless is a whole different thing though. Just be open minded and try new stuff and don't dismiss things just because they didn't work the first time.

[inner forge]

Epic face pfp spotted ❤️‍🩹

[pulsar bone]

hehehehe derp

[pulsar bone]

this is W advice I have won probably around 20 times by now and its been a completely different setup every time

[inner forge]

I have only won once with black deck and idk how

[crystal nymph]

All my homies hate black deck

That thing is a turd.

[unborn oriole]

i won like 7 times with black deck

[crystal nymph]

Still a turd.

[inner forge]

Well at least checkered deck is good

I think

If you like flushes

[crystal nymph]

Checkered can be fun.

[unborn oriole]

its good for getting to ante 8 because its pretty consistent

[crystal nymph]

When questioning good or bad etc I more so question what is my goal at the time.

[inner forge]

Checkered deck is easy to get uhh

[white bolt]

NATURAL NEGATIVE BRAINSTORM

[inner forge]

the joker that u get from discarding a royal flush

[crystal nymph]

My favorite card. Looks amazing.

In terms of art.

It’s blueprint at home though.

[unborn oriole]

my fav card is definititly lucky cat

[inner forge]

So basically brainstorm and blueprint do the exact same thing

[crystal nymph]

I love lucky cat runs

[inner forge]

but reverse sides

[crystal nymph]

Brainstorm is limited

Blue print is more flexible.

[pale sky]

epic

[unborn oriole]

i had a run with Lucky Cat, oops all 6s, the joker card that retiggers all face cards, bloodstone, hanging chad, and bluprint

with black deck

[crystal nymph]

That’s the set up.

Get you a nice fat cat.

[unborn oriole]

my cat was at least 20 pounds

[crystal nymph]

Chonky

I love lucky cards.

Feels good and exciting when you get the $20 lol.

[unborn oriole]

i kinda like glass cards and lucky cards the same. theyre kinda even for me because of the money aspect

on lucky cards

[crystal nymph]

Glass and money?

Confused.

[unborn oriole]

no lucky cards can give money and thats whyt i rank them even with glass cards

[wary talon]

gas cards…

green…

[agile tapir]

Or magic deck, just get tarots that swap suits and raise ranks

[crystal nymph]

Hmmm still unsure of comparison in value but all I know is we both like a chonky cat and that is what is important.

[unborn oriole]

well i dont usually run lucky cards unless i have oops all 6s.

or if i have lucky cat

[crystal nymph]

Yeah but oops is bad for glass

[unborn oriole]

do steel cards get retriggered in hand if they have a red seal? or is that only when you play the card?

[crystal nymph]

They do

Red seal steel and gold.

Baron/mime go brrrrrrr

[unborn oriole]

i dont think ive actually played baron yet

[crystal nymph]

Oh boy

[unborn oriole]

but with all my runs i dont usually use steel cards

hence why i also never use mime

[crystal nymph]

Blueprint/baron/mine is one of the builds for naneinf

Mime is so good for econ and blue seals

[unborn oriole]

does it matter if you blueprint the baron instead of the mime or the other way around

if ur whole hand is steel cards

[crystal nymph]

Depends

If you have only one of each you copy Baron.

[unborn oriole]

i wish i had balatro on pc

[crystal nymph]

Like here it’s 4 Baron 3 mime.

[unborn oriole]

i only have it on ps5 rn

[crystal nymph]

Close to even but more Baron

[crystal nymph]

Pc da goat

[unborn oriole]

is that 4 blueprints and one brainstorm? or am i looking at that wrong

[crystal nymph]

It is lol.

[unborn oriole]

how do u even get that many lol

[crystal nymph]

Invisible joker and showman

[unborn oriole]

ive never gotten the same joker from showman twice i swear

[crystal nymph]

I hit a bar negative blueprint that run and hit the other with the ecto.

[unborn oriole]

ive literally had negative copies of it all game and cannot find another of the same joker

[crystal nymph]

Showman can be a pain sometimes but money helps.

Also knowing how the queue works in shop helps.

[inner forge]

Two pair will always be my top 40 hand ❤️

[crystal nymph]

Two pair is goated haha

[unborn oriole]

bro 15 dollars is tooooo much since i cant put all my data from ps5 to pcccccccccccccccccccc

[inner forge]

High card is like very situational

[inner forge]

Buy it on the app store for like 10 dollar then

[crystal nymph]

Valid

[unborn oriole]

i aint got a phone rn lmao

[inner forge]

You know I always thought cavendish was a worse version of gros michel because I thought it said **+**3 mult and not x3 mult

[unborn oriole]

how do u get cavendish?

[inner forge]

get gros micheal

micheal 😭

[unborn oriole]

dont u need to still unlock it?

or do u just let the bana pop

[inner forge]

I THINK you just let the banana pop

let me search it up rq

Yeah

I think all you gotta do is let gros michel explode

[unborn oriole]

cavendish seems kinda broken then

[real stratus]

it is!

its pretty much 3x mult for free

[crystal nymph]

I don't think there is a requirement other than letting the banana perish to get cavendish to appear in shop.

I have had two Cavendish perish on me lmao.

I have never felt so unlucky.

[unborn oriole]

i remeber accidentaly buying an eternal egg then buying an ankh(or whatever its called) and got another eternal egg lmao

[crystal nymph]

Egg is the best.

Works well with Swashbuckler.

[unborn oriole]

managed to still get some value from some tarot cards tho

[crystal nymph]

Peaks your temperance.

[inner forge]

I somehow fumbled a game with

• A joker that gives +5 mult per face card
• A joker that makes everything a face card
• A joker that retriggers all face cards

[crystal nymph]

The plant lol.

I hate pareidolia most of the time.

What was the fumble?

[inner forge]

I lost

[crystal nymph]

Obviously lol.

[unborn oriole]

bro i fumbled a game with blue print, triboulet, and hanging chad in like ante 4

[crystal nymph]

Wait until you lose because you played your DNA hand on The Needle.

[unborn oriole]

fr

[inner forge]

I thought the worst boss blind was uhh

Man I REALLY have to remember these names

[crystal nymph]

The plant.

It is the plant.

[inner forge]

the pillar

The plant sounds painful

[crystal nymph]

Oh pillar can be tough sometimes.

[unborn oriole]

bro i remember almost beating purple stake but the very last boss blind was a goddamn violent vessel

[crystal nymph]

Early flint is nasty too.

[inner forge]

Like one of the first boss blinds I got was the pillar

and I love(d) to play flushes

[crystal nymph]

Early pillar is ok. Just play a different suite lol.

[inner forge]

Does balatro ever get to this point

[crystal nymph]

Yes.

[inner forge]

like we ain't even use numbers anymore

[crystal nymph]

I did it today!

First non legendary attempt.

[unborn oriole]

what are u supposed to do when you have a perfect setup just to beat ante 8 but then u get a violent vessel. i literally was only 200 k off

[inner forge]

a problem I have is that like

I sometimes forget tarot cards exist

if I ever get one that is

[crystal nymph]

Director's cut/Retcon if you really can't score enough.

[inner forge]

like if I buy one then I forget to use it

[unborn oriole]

i had directors cut. i used it and it rolled to a violent vessel lol

[crystal nymph]

Oh lmao what were you avoiding?

[thick cypress]

Hello

[inner forge]

Hello deimos

Who sent a forsaken private server in this chat lol

[unborn oriole]

thing that disables face cards or disables a random joker i forget

[crystal nymph]

Womp

[unborn oriole]

god i havent even came that close again cause im not very good

ive only been playing for like a week

[unborn oriole]

what stake were u on?

[crystal nymph]

Best part of roguelite's is you just try again. You beat black deck a bunch? You are not bad lol.

White stake.

No reason not to really.

[unborn oriole]

u done one on gold stake?

[crystal nymph]

Nah no reason to.

If I am intentionally trying to go for a naneinf run I just run white stake.

I am just trying to get the big number.

[unborn oriole]

black deck gets wayyyyyyyyy to much hate i swearrrrrrrrrrr

its not that bad

[crystal nymph]

Black deck blue stake.

[unborn oriole]

is that the one where u lose 1 discard?

[real stratus]

It is

[unborn oriole]

one time i played with like 15 hands

[inner forge]

stop hacking bruh

[crystal nymph]

Burglar

[unborn oriole]

i had a blueprint brainstorm burglar

on the second deck

[inner forge]

does this thing have use

[crystal nymph]

Goated

[unborn oriole]

best joker in the game

trust

[inner forge]

Also how good is green joker

Cuz I keep hearing people say that hes good

[unborn oriole]

hes good?

dont u get +1 mult per hand played without discard?

[crystal nymph]

Early green is amazing.

[inner forge]

uhh yea

[unborn oriole]

i think i was playing that with my burglar and it was absolutely amzing

[crystal nymph]

delayed grat

[unborn oriole]

burglar blueprint brainstorm cooks early game

[unborn oriole]

idek how to play this joker. i discard all spades, play hearts, and not get a single dollar

[inner forge]

I need to get plasma deck

That's my goal

[crystal nymph]

You can't discard.

[unborn oriole]

omfg thats what u do????????????

[unborn oriole]

i played checkered. i got checkered from black deck but stopped playing black deck cause it got too inconsistent

[inner forge]

black deck is a real hit or miss

anyways im gonna attempt to win with blue deck

heard blue deck's pretty good

[unborn oriole]

bro how did i read that wrong this whole timeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[unborn oriole]

good choice. pretty consistent like checkered

[ripe wraith]

so smeared joker and flower pot do not actually synergize to let you activate flower pot with 1 red card 1 black card eh?

[crystal nymph]

I am unsure. Flower pot is odd.

What is the hand example?

[ripe wraith]

just bought it, going to test right now

[vast forum]

I DID IT

I FINALLY DID IT

I BEAT BLACK DECK ON GREEN STAKE

[ripe wraith]

pair jack of hearts + jack of clubs does nothing. I wonder if it'll at least trigger on 4 cards

yeah 4 cards it triggers. club diamond spade diamond 2 pair and I got the flower pot x3 mult

[crystal nymph]

Yeah you need 4 cards. I was confused by your last message.

[inner forge]

welp

[ripe wraith]

wow, and the tooth doesn't trigger matador

[cloud umbra]

This is such a showman moment

[ripe wraith]

friendship with matador has ended now blueprint is my new best friend

[pallid night]

what is up

[ripe wraith]

damn thats a strong combo

[wicked sleet]

Trigger?

[ripe wraith]

devil trigger?

[steel fiber]

berried delight?

[cloud umbra]

I lost this soon afterwards even though I was fully set up for Idol cuz I couldn’t find one in time );

[slim junco]

Hello guys !

[proper spear]

hello

[somber oasis]

💔

[celest hollow]

balatro freeplay mode when

[vital storm]

Guys i need help

What i sell

Hologram is at x2

Next blind is play only 1 hand

What should i do??

Ill pass the brainstorm

[charred talon]

sell everything and don't buy brainstorm

[wicked sleet]

Light?

bury the light?

[rapid hill]

TWO SOULS IN ROW

[steel fiber]

HOLY-

[timid cloak]

(i finally got naneinf)

that seed was insane

i probably should have copied it

got like 5 copy jokers by ante 12

6

2 blueprints 2 brainstorms and 2 invis which one landed on perkeo and one landed on bp

[rapid hill]

The end

[timid cloak]

mutual fire reacts goes hard

[random jungle]

Did the glass challenge and was blessed

[flint bloom]

i love youtube live streams

[light lava]

WHAAAAAAAT

[noble ruin]

wwyd?

just wanted to unlock Satellite so i dont much care about this run but i dont know what to abandon

[flint copper]

Cowboy shoes

[tulip root]

Peak

[charred smelt]

naneinf finally !!!

[latent hemlock]

Nice

[onyx plume]

is there some sorta voucher that makes spectral cards appear in the shop

[acoustic geode]

Tier 2 globe

[slim junco]

debt paid

[latent hemlock]

Not in sho, but tier 2 globe makes them appear in tarot packs

Option 2 is ghost deck

[valid heath]

No blueprint and brainstorm 💔 I'm dead at ante 14

[obtuse snow]

ruh roh

[rich halo]

i be getting so lucky

i will sell trading card i guess

i only have 1 face card left

actually maybe photo

[valid heath]

You need find DNA card😭

[rich halo]

i did find it but my econ was terrible and that was before canio

so do i take brainstorm bc i genuinely dont know

[latent hemlock]

EVERY GODDAMN TIME!!

[rich halo]

ok balatro calc thinks i sell yrading card

[sacred bear]

Credit card in the buffoon pack

[latent hemlock]

Should change the music by name to j. Joker

[latent hemlock]

Nope

[shadow moss]

hi chat

[latent hemlock]

Hi

Welcome

[shadow moss]

suits

♣️ ♦️ ♥️ ♠️

[latent hemlock]

Ok?

[shadow moss]

idk

[mortal lichen]

joker poker

[little ingot]

[slim junco]

Hello guys

[onyx plume]

ohhhh ok

cuz i saw roflle get a spectral after rerolling

i never play on ghost deck

[vestal zenith]

i dont even have hone, also i skipped 2 holographic and a foil joker what is this seed!!

oh my god

[slender knoll]

we should explode purple stake

skip straight to ornage

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 👌

[vestal zenith]

and a burnt joker

[slim junco]

I FINALLY HAVE A GOOD RUN IN BALATRO

[vast orbit]

is it worth replacing chad for foil dusk

or seltzer

[slim junco]

Keep the chad

[vestal zenith]

pray for photo

[vast orbit]

k

[vast orbit]

real

[vestal zenith]

my last 4 runs have been photochad runs

[vast orbit]

good times mult joker bro

idk if i should take it tho

it

my current build is pretty good

but like

[agile tapir]

Hologram 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

[boreal iron]

What is Ante 2,3,4… What is Ante in general?

[solemn elm]

ante is the equivalent to what "level" or "floor" you're on, as is used in other roguelikes.

it determines what bosses can appear, and what the score requirements are

[boreal iron]

What is that in balatro

[gentle shell]

First orange stake dub first try

[gentle shell]

Tf does it mean in poker terms

[boreal iron]

I have the game in spanish and i qanna try out seeds and people just talk abiut it and i dont understand

[solemn elm]

ante in poker is a forced bet at the start of the round

[boreal iron]

Is it 2/8?

Is it the round

[solemn elm]

No

it's the "floor" or "level" basically

"round" is just how many blinds you've selected

[boreal iron]

Ohhh is it after every boss

Ohhh aight

Thanks

[worldly canyon]

Dont say jorker

[slender knoll]

got an invus yesterday and had 3 good jokers it could've copied, as well as pareidolia

it copied pareidolia

[magic garnet]

loll

[fringe fox]

Playing Hit the Road feels really orthopedic.

[pallid night]

[slender knoll]

imagine if hit the road reset per ante

[halcyon minnow]

Dinky

Donk

[slender knoll]

has an emoji bc iconic for sucking

what did do

[boreal iron]

Its the worst u can out of all final blinds

[slender knoll]

that fuckin vessel that I hate:

[sly ridge]

are we always forced to sell a joker during it though

[slender knoll]

high enough hand levels and good scaling can be enough

[sly ridge]

yeah exactly

[slender knoll]

unfortunately i am not that good

[sly ridge]

violet vessel is a threat to most runs on gold stake

verdant leaf is the photochad counter but even then selling a value joker is not too bad

[slender knoll]

sell econ if you don't plan on taking things to endless

[agile tapir]

Balatros

This is peak

My high cards lvl 25

[lapis radish]

IT'S BALATRING TIME!

[agile tapir]

Ok do u guys reckon

Stuntman for burnt

Im ante 7 so it wont be perished before i reach final boss

[glacial spindle]

I think u r gettin the chips from the planets

[lapis radish]

Sweeet mother of balatro

[agile tapir]

Ig so yeah but burnt joker will only be giving me

Ok so I'll only get +50chips and +5 mult

Over the next 5 rounds

From a single burnt

[glacial spindle]

u r playing pairs, right?

[boreal iron]

Yes.

[agile tapir]

High cwrd

Card

And i got a bunch of stones

[rocky forum]

🙃🙃🙃🙃

[agile tapir]

I do realize

Pairs wouldve been way better

But oh well im fine

We ballin

[wary garden]

How do I beat orange stake

[agile tapir]

Its a mix of luck and skill

U gotta get some good jokers but also know how to make those jokers work, and how to shape ur deck to fit them

Also ofc

Be rlly careful what jokers u take

An endless mystic summit most likely wont do u much good in the long run

[feral pecan]

As Nat said, mix of luck and skill.

Sometimes just repetition of new game for a decent start. You’ll get the hang of it for what methods work best for you

[spring hare]

luck can make up for a lack of skill

but in no sense is luck required

[feral pecan]

Then when you grab two eternal stuntman’s and the game gives you a boss ante of play a hand of 5 cards

[spring hare]

you made the choice to grab two eternal stuntmen

[feral pecan]

I liked my choice, didnt like the end product

[spring hare]

your choice lost you the run

which isn't luck

[feral pecan]

Luck includes the unlucky randomness of boss given algorithms

[spring hare]

luck does not include taking two eternal stuntmen knowing that there is a boss which definitely kills you if you can't find a way to add more cards

[novel narwhal]

Does anyone knows what mod this handsome guy use?

[glass fjord]

for the deck selection?

[feral pecan]

Oh well, game over

[novel narwhal]

Yeah

[glass fjord]

that's galdur

[novel narwhal]

Ok thanks

[round flame]

i cant seem to beat black stake 🙁

i cry

[real stratus]

which one is black stake again

[round flame]

just adds eternal cards

[real stratus]

oh yeah i did that with yellow deck

the one im having trouble with rn is purple I think

[round flame]

im trying to do every deck every stake

[jolly talon]

Where da bad balatro bihs at

[round flame]

right here

[agile tapir]

Trust me ive had some unlucky shit happen

For higher stakes some luck is definitely required

The game couls give u only eternal rentals which are trash

Up until like orange stake i believe luck is minimally required but after it defo

[unborn oriole]

what do i get rid of for blueprint?

[patent yacht]

This might lowkey be the easiest to play run i have ever had ever

[spring hare]

bait used to be believable

[patent yacht]

Nvm it got dumber, I got a juggler and a hand voucher

Genuinely no thought process required

[agile tapir]

I can say the same thing for u pal

[magic dome]

Hi, anyone wants to play PVP Balatro?
(Without the mod)
Its simple, we decide a seed, deck, time limit and stake, and we try to score the best hand possible in the first 8 antes. Then we send screen pics of the YOU WIN! screen to eachothers DM (before the time limit) and see who wins.

[jolly talon]

Odd todd

[spring hare]

you realize people get massive winstreaks on gold stake right? if you make good choices you will win

[agile tapir]

Its not all about good choices dawg
I realize that u can get rlly good but lucks always gonna take some factor in what happens

🤷‍♀️

[spring hare]

luck has an effect on the run but you can always win without it

[agile tapir]

Not always dawg

Always is a strong word

I never said its completely luxk

But it is mixed in

Especially for newer players lol theyre not gonna be as good as the top 20 balatro players, are they?

[forest wagon]

not suprising given a skill-game

[spring hare]

then they aren't losing because of luck? when you lose a run it usually is because of your choices

if you made better choices then you would have won

where is the luck?

[agile tapir]

Well maybe i gave a bad example foe tjat one

But dude

U realize u might literally just

Not get any good mult stuff? Right

For the first couple antes

Or the tarot paxks might give u anything but the things y need

Luck is and always will be a component

The amount of luck y need to win decreases the better u get tho

Until a certain point cause there is no way u can get 100% winrate on gold stake

[lavish jackal]

What????

You dont have to complete the previous stakes?

It's a bug?

[agile tapir]

Wth

[lavish jackal]

I choose gold stake in a deck that i have gold stakes unlocked

And change to a deck that I don't have gold stake unlocked

[agile tapir]

Idk how that works

[spring hare]

and yet people still win like this

[lavish jackal]

Idk if it's bug

I think yes

I don't know if I can take advantage of that, and I don't want to either

[agile tapir]

Not always lol

U need a different route for goodnes then

Like good tarots or planets

Or even a good voucher

I dont think ur listening to what im saying

Luck is always somewhat required

Its never completely absent

[bitter cape]

dont make me

do i get the knife

[warped jacinth]

get

[bitter cape]

nvm i got card sharp on the buffoon pack

eh might as well

nvm i fucked up the run

[dim cliff]

y

hi

[knotty verge]

its a steamodded bug

not basegane

so bug reports aint the place

[lavish jackal]

Ahh

Sorry I didn't know

[round flame]

does stone cards count as enhancement?

[bitter cape]

yes

[round flame]

so this would be great right

ahhhh well that's not good syngerghy

[void spear]

did you click unlock all?

[lavish jackal]

Nah

[forest wagon]

yeah not good with stone joker

[round flame]

shit the vampire fucked me over

i read it wrong