OH MY GOD
#🎙・server-chat
violet thistle
THANK YOU BARON
SHOW ME YOUR BARON 🗣️ ‼️
elfin tapir
this idiot thought it’d be funny to appear on myvery last ante on my very last roll
hallow summit
lmao
elfin tapir
I need to sell 6th sense and green joker
hallow summit
ah
elfin tapir
honestly a flush five turned baron build on green deck isn’t half bad for me
violet thistle
honestly a flush five turned baron build on green deck isn’t half bad for me
Bro was cooking hard
Just like bro's pfp of Gordon Ramsey
hallow summit
im jimboing it
worn radish
shouldve baron pivoted
hallow summit
THAT score
not even on a bb either
split monolith
shouldve baron pivoted
how you even get to ante 18.8?
elfin tapir
Neat little mod called cryptid
worn radish
erm
worn radish
Neat little mod called cryptid
similar but no
worn radish
its called mayhem
i got a joker that retriggers aces 11 times
and give ^^11 mult
each trigger
stoic shore
massive props to whoever can guess the jjk manga character i'm making a joker out of
hallow summit
massive props to whoever can guess the jjk manga character i'm making a joker ou...
hmmmm let me give it a shot but idk anything about jjk
stoic shore
hmmmm let me give it a shot but idk anything about jjk
yeah you're cooked then
It's an obscure minor villain from a manga only arc
hallow summit
yeah im cooked
stoic shore
it's supposed to be this guy LMFAO
I'm drawing him from memory so it's almost unrecognizable
hallow summit
my expertice is in obsure jojo charcters
stoic shore
Reggie is literally just a jojo's character in the wrong series
His design, ability, personality, and fight are all so jojo's like
split monolith
my expertice is in obsure jojo charcters
most I know is the Viva Reverie "Really Really Fast" series
hallow summit
most I know is the Viva Reverie "Really Really Fast" series
i know hol horse from part 4
stoic shore
i know hol horse from part 4
from crazy diamond's demonic heartbreak?
I never read it
but I know of it
tidal ravine
wow i am terrible at this. this is fun
stoic shore
i know hol horse from part 4
Can I tell you about his jojo's ass ability
His ability is to re-create anything through receipts or contracts
So like
If he buys some knives at the store or something, he can then burn the receipt through his ability, then summon everything on that receipt
lunar shuttle
massive props to whoever can guess the jjk manga character i'm making a joker ou...
There’s no fucking way this is Reggie star
lunar shuttle
it's supposed to be this guy LMFAO
Oh my god
lunar shuttle
I’d love Reggie star but he lowkey got his ass handed to him by megumi of all people
stoic shore
The ability i'm making for him is that he's kinda like a blueprint type joker
lunar shuttle
Megumi didn’t even wanna summon mahoraga on him
stoic shore
Basically he copies the effect of the most recently sold joker
stoic shore
Megumi summoned mahaoraga on HARUTA
Yeah because he was about to die
Haruta upscale
Megumi is insanely strong in all fairness
The fraud memes are funny but I think it led to people forgetting about the actual narrative
And the actual facts
Which is that megumi is one of the most absurdly talented sorcerers in the series
lunar shuttle
Which is that megumi is one of the most absurdly talented sorcerers in the serie...
Nobara landed a black flash before megumi
zenith frigate
How yall feeling today?
lunar shuttle
Talented is a stretch
stoic shore
Up until || Then end of the series with yuji ||, he's the only first year with a domain expansion (even though it is incomplete), survived against toji (although barely), tanked being thrown through buildings by sukuna, has incredible knowledge of all other jujutsu concepts, really good H2H despite being a shikigami user
stoic shore
Nobara landed a black flash before megumi
Because she uses melee and was going for it
Megumi cleared nobara even without the black flash
If anything that goes to show how goated he is
He also SOLOD a special grade curse in his first year
stoic shore
I mean he did do a decent amount
he was obviously indisposed during the final arc though lol
but in all fairness that is not his fault
novel narwhal
Is there fastest way to get gold stake sticker to all jokers, ive done completionist+, my last achievement is completionist++.
sly ridge
Is there fastest way to get gold stake sticker to all jokers, ive done completio...
fastest way is to not lose
lunar shuttle
WHY does he look like that LMAO 😭😭
stoic shore
here's another one I made for mahoraga
stoic shore
WHY does he look like that LMAO 😭😭
shhhhhh it's perfect
lunar shuttle
here's another one I made for mahoraga
I love this one
stoic shore
I love this one
Me too
I draw all of these with a mouse on krita
Usually with ZERO reference images
west timber
finally hit completionist
hallow summit
If he buys some knives at the store or something, he can then burn the receipt t...
bro sounds like a worse dio
gilded isle
finally hit completionist
hell yeah
hallow summit
god im having balatro withdrawls can the school day end already......
zenith frigate
Yall still have to go to school? 🧓
hallow summit
Yall still have to go to school? 🧓
worse.....high school....
stoic shore
bro sounds like a worse dio
Not at all
Like the knives example was the only similarity
violet thistle
The bloody stoner trick. Classic.
slender knoll
Really Really Old Deck
contains only 🇦 🇰 🇶 🇯 🔟 of each suit
hybrid vine
Oops! All Royal Flushes!
slender knoll
old poker used to be played with only 20 card decks apparently
flushes and straights didn't exist back then
hybrid vine
what?
slender knoll
the only 5 card hand was full house
hybrid vine
wild
hybrid vine
Really Really Old Deck
contains only 🇦 🇰 🇶 🇯 🔟 of each suit
using balatro mechanics, the best hand you could consistently get with this are flush houses or maybe flush fives if you have five of the same rank
hallow summit
Not at all
or some weird ass version of shining diamond from part 4
hallow summit
But at least my last year tbh
lucky im still a junior
stoic shore
or some weird ass version of shining diamond from part 4
Crazy diamond is a stretch but it’s close-ish
I just meant the ability feels like a stand
It’s so oddly specific
hallow summit
Gl with senior
at least ill be able to express myself next year
violet thistle
at least ill be able to express myself next year
Realer
upbeat pagoda
i jsut wanna say that square joker isnt square in steam cards
violet thistle
i jsut wanna say that square joker isnt square in steam cards
Mind boggling
solemn elm
i jsut wanna say that square joker isnt square in steam cards
yeah its old square joker's card art
umbral hazel
I'm jonkling it 🔳
zenith frigate
Hmmm
rapid hill
They’re ripping off balatro!!!!!!
Still it looks cool
spice vigil
Still it looks cool
Real
shrewd epoch
steel fiber
NOOOOOOO
stable grove
zenith frigate
because its a whole 52 card deck with a book too
humble rune
flat lantern
I liked when Balatro invented playing cards
proper merlin
ggs..
urban laurel
god im having balatro withdrawls can the school day end already......
This is how a gambling addiction starts
still sierra
hey, is there anyway to get mods on mobile?
proper merlin
hey, is there anyway to get mods on mobile?
not that i know of
weak gust
Am I the only one who’s getting tired of the “streamer luck” videos lmao
zenith frigate
weak gust
Am I the only one who’s getting tired of the “streamer luck” videos lmao
I mean, am I doing something wrong compared to them?
glossy swift
Does multiplayer mod have a ranked system? I currently only play iOS. And maybe I want to download the computer for only multiplayer mod
Or at least allow to play with randoms?
lyric vine
Am I the only one who’s getting tired of the “streamer luck” videos lmao
not really cause recently i was feeling it
now im not so now i am getting tired of it
reef crane
Or at least allow to play with randoms?
u can find people from the discord server of balatro multiplayer
i dont think it has a ranked system
lyric vine
what do you get from this
reef crane
what do you get from this
uh u start to get lucky cards etc if im not terribly wrong
lyric vine
uh u start to get lucky cards etc if im not terribly wrong
start to get lucky cards? wdym by that?
reef crane
enhancements
lyric vine
enhancements
dont you get them from the start?
reef crane
this voucher is after u get the voucher that adds normal cards to shop
and the upgraded version of the voucher adds enhancements to these cards
lyric vine
this voucher is after u get the voucher that adds normal cards to shop
oh great
i dont have it unlocked
nor do i want it
cool thanks 🔥
reef crane
its rlly useless
lyric vine
its rlly useless
well yeah, magic trick is bad too
weak gust
not really cause recently i was feeling it
I’m just getting sick of comparing myself to those players
lyric vine
I’m just getting sick of comparing myself to those players
idk, you're prob just playing fine
maybe it is luck
proper spear
streamers play the game as a job
you probably play as a hobby
streamers have more time to get better at the game, and a large number of people critiquing their every move
weak gust
So I need to waste 90% of my free time trying to play the game properly?
proper spear
no
lyric vine
its mostly just 3 rounds of balatro and all being failed naneinf attempts
queen tapir
anyone here take engineering
devout radish
proper spear
you’re not getting better at the game by going for naneinf
queen tapir
I'm taking it for a year (like the princples, not the actual thing) and im struggling
proper spear
you’re getting better at going for naneinf
lyric vine
how many ectos 💀
proper spear
very different things
weak gust
So I need to waste 90% of my free time trying to play the game properly?
Like those streamers
lyric vine
very different things
i mean i have had some other runs before...
that were fun
fun is what really matters
proper spear
yeah
devout radish
how many ectos 💀
two
proper spear
but for a viewer, skill is more fun to watch
weak gust
Yep, my skill is much more shittier, got it
proper spear
but also random stuff is funny so there’s also that
devout radish
two ectos is actually better on perkeo/cryptid because it copying an extra cryptid pays for its own handsize while also getting another baron copy
proper spear
Yep, my skill is much more shittier, got it
it’s not like it’s your job to get good at the game
lyric vine
two ectos is actually better on perkeo/cryptid because it copying an extra crypt...
i didnt see the perkeo, whoops
but yeah thats valid
especially when you can take another copy effect, thats giving you an extra eventual 2 more cards each round
devout radish
i never got antematter
devout radish
it was unseeded and also unfiltered
proper spear
0_0
lyric vine
magic trick and tarot vouchers were a mistake
devout radish
perkeo was like 4 antes in
lyric vine
huge
proper spear
hah
rich bramble
who wants to lowk coach me through my first run past ante 10
gilded isle
who wants to lowk coach me through my first run past ante 10
play plsama deck
proper spear
i’d do it but i’m busy
gilded isle
youll get there
rich bramble
whatsa plasma
lyric vine
why is to do list so unrealisitc
lyric vine
whatsa plasma
a deck
that adds your chips and your mult and divides it by 2, then squares the number
thats probably horrible explanation
gilded isle
i should have assumed with that question you dont have any decks unlocked
lyric vine
why is to do list so unrealisitc
like play high cards, easy money, then play a 4oak or a straight flush
like?
rich bramble
i have red blue yellow green black ghost zodiac and painted
lyric vine
i have red blue yellow green black ghost zodiac and painted
play zodiac and beat it on blue stake to unlock plasma
rich bramble
yellow is the only one ive ever gotten a win on
gilded isle
i have red blue yellow green black ghost zodiac and painted
do ghost
lyric vine
it can be any deck, but ghost is the easiest
gilded isle
do either ghost or yellow
lyric vine
yellow solid too yeah
rich bramble
im at black steack on yellow
proper spear
blue deck also
lyric vine
im at black steack on yellow
work on yellow then
rich bramble
how far up is blue?
kind fern
it can be any deck, but ghost is the easiest
literally
gilded isle
if youre beating black for the first time you might have some problems
iirc thats when they start scaling up the antes
kind fern
how far up is blue?
eh blue is a solid deck ngl
rich bramble
eh blue is a solid deck ngl
no i mmean the steak
proper spear
how far up is blue?
after black
rich bramble
oh sweet
gilded isle
pretty much every deck that doesnt have a "negative" is great
rich bramble
ty gusys
kind fern
no i mmean the steak
ohhhh well blue is the biggest gap between stakes imo
lyric vine
yeah
kind fern
the -1 discard bones you over pretty well
gilded isle
ohhhh well blue is the biggest gap between stakes imo
id argue purple
lyric vine
eternal is not too bad tbh
gilded isle
but blue can be a pain
proper spear
id argue purple
same
lyric vine
it might be a benefit, mainly ghost deck cause ankhs and hexs
kind fern
id argue purple
ehhh not really. if yoi know how to beat blue, purple is easy
gilded isle
the jump to purple is pretty insane
lyric vine
ehhh not really. if yoi know how to beat blue, purple is easy
purple scales the score a lot more though...
kind fern
purple scales the score a lot more though...
yes but on average your runs score like 100k per hand by ante 8
gilded isle
?
kind fern
I mean the only jokers that can realistically fuck you over on purple stake are violet vessel and crimson heart
lyric vine
I mean the only jokers that can realistically fuck you over on purple stake are ...
jokers
kind fern
blinds
lyric vine
ya
kind fern
fuck sorry
lyric vine
i mean
gilded isle
purple stake jump is the largest id say but the jump to orange is almost as big
nothings worse than getting shitty luck and having all the good jokers be perishable
lyric vine
crimson heart is not that bad, ig get luchador...
gilded isle
it hurts every time
lyric vine
nothings worse than getting shitty luck and having all the good jokers be perish...
yup that happens way too much for me
kind fern
crimson heart is not that bad, ig get luchador...
it's the worst IMO
sometimes even worse than violet vessel
proper spear
real
gilded isle
having 2 discards is still something im getting used to
rich bramble
iis it better to go for flushes or straights early game?
gilded isle
iis it better to go for flushes or straights early game?
both
rich bramble
id assume flush cuuuz more consistent
lyric vine
sometimes even worse than violet vessel
vv is not that bad in the higher antes, like ante 16/24 where score is just in es
gilded isle
id try to get a straight but if it doesnt seem likely go for the flush
rich bramble
ok
kind fern
blue stake is frustrating because its so damn lame
long ago before the updates orange stake used to be similar to the inflation challenge and gold stake used to give -1 handsize
proper spear
but if you see a straight play it
gilded isle
and if its low a 2nd should be fine or even a pair
gilded isle
long ago before the updates orange stake used to be similar to the inflation cha...
brutal
lyric vine
vv is not that bad in the higher antes, like ante 16/24 where score is just in e...
all you see is the small blind being 1e27 and boss blind being like 6e27
rich bramble
ok cuz i justt sold a run going for a straight
kind fern
id try to get a straight but if it doesnt seem likely go for the flush
no joke, pairmax
tight merlin
E a i i u yes jimbo 4+ mult no jimbo
gilded isle
but on higher stakes flushes become less and less reliable
being able to play more hands is just stronger
proper spear
flushes don’t scale
kind fern
that's why pair is way better
gilded isle
flushes don’t scale
compared to other yeah
proper spear
they’re really easy to deckfix for but the scaling is abysmal
tight merlin
Yall sleeping on 3 of a kind
gilded isle
unless youre going for flush fives but the chances of getting that set up are pretty low
kind fern
although I also go often for the two pair as pants tend to show up on my runs quite a lot
gilded isle
they’re really easy to deckfix for but the scaling is abysmal
i still manage to make it work a lot of the time
proper spear
Yall sleeping on 3 of a kind
not really? 3oak is like bottom half of hands
gilded isle
flushes are my most played hand by a wide margin
rich bramble
back to back runs just died on ante 1 😭
gilded isle
why play 3 of a kind when full houses are right there
proper spear
flushes are my most played hand by a wide margin
that’s fair, but have you beaten a lot of gold stakes?
gilded isle
just need an extra pair and its not hard to pull that
gilded isle
that’s fair, but have you beaten a lot of gold stakes?
a few
kind fern
Yall sleeping on 3 of a kind
it's 1 better than pair and 1 worse than 4oak. Like if I'm fixing for 3oak might as well fix for 4oak
really
gilded isle
this conversation can go many different way depending on the stake
proper spear
yes
gilded isle
if we are talking high stakes then yeah pair or two pair is the way to go most of the time
proper spear
but generally pairs are just stronger
gilded isle
as long as you make sure to level up your hands
kind fern
but generally pairs are just stronger
yeah especially photochad pairs 🥰
gilded isle
and if you get an early telescope voucher it would help a ton lol
could damn near cary you tbh
ive gotten high card to work on high stakes but it requires a lot of set up
lyric vine
and for highcard to work, its a lot of cards held in hand type stuff
somewhat same for pairs ig
but ig early it doesnt matter too much
gilded isle
i just finished checkered deck today
lyric vine
checkered doesnt seem that hard
gilded isle
beat gold stake on my first run too
lyric vine
its just a lot of flushes
gilded isle
feels great
gilded isle
checkered doesnt seem that hard
it can still be a bit tricky
plasma deck was still the hardest for me by far
i was on that for dayss
lyric vine
plasma deck was still the hardest for me by far
really?
gilded isle
yeah
lyric vine
it took me 7 or so attempts
gilded isle
granted i was much worse at the game when i did it
lyric vine
average photochad attempt
gilded isle
im improved a lot since then i think
lyric vine
granted i was much worse at the game when i did it
aah, i did that recently
lyric vine
im improved a lot since then i think
same, im talking like a month or two ago
gilded isle
ive since done red, ghost and checkered
next up is probably either yellow or zodiac
nebula could also be fun
lyric vine
nebula could also be fun
iforgot this deck existed
gilded isle
iforgot this deck existed
starting with telescope is a god send tbh
lyric vine
starting with telescope is a god send tbh
a nightmare
imagine playing like 15 flushes at the start, then a couple of pairs into highcards
if you do a lot of transitioning yeah, you are kind of fried
gilded isle
you can get through just fine playing pairs and two pairs
lyric vine
omg midas mask and pareidolia
rich bramble
whats so good about telosco[e
lyric vine
whats so good about telosco[e
cause getting guaraanteed planet cards in every pack for your most played hand is kind of huge
except the start, maybe....
rich bramble
ohhh thats what card that is
i dont think ive even gotten into "midgame"
barely suurvive every time i win
proper spear
midgame is around antes 4-6 ish
lyric vine
is it valid to mentally hate yourself cause rebate wanted 8s and i just hanged 2 8s
rich bramble
midgame is around antes 4-6 ish
oooh ok
proper spear
ooh
lyric vine
omg golden ticket
obtuse snow
yay
lyric vine
what is this money seed
now the game wants to troll me by giving me 4 temperances b2b after skipping giftcard
quiet maple
It'll be a god send if I can get an early perkeo observatory
I'm talking like ante 2 obsrrvatory
kind fern
hopefully you will
proper spear
i do want to try to hit a nasty observatory run at some point
quiet maple
If you get it on plasma deck you're pretty much set
wary garden
How Do I beat golden needle
lyric vine
It'll be a god send if I can get an early perkeo observatory
I'm talking like a...
hey good luck
proper spear
wait what
lyric vine
one or the other
proper spear
okay i'm confused
lyric vine
unless this is a different convo
wary garden
Bro just buy the hieroglyph
proper spear
you just beat the first blind and you're in the shop, right?
lyric vine
yeah
proper spear
so yeah buy the pack
wary garden
No
lyric vine
but funny 🤔
proper spear
whar
lyric vine
You will always have buffoon packs
lies
i got arcana
its the first shop that has it
oh wait nvm
.
mb
proper spear
first shop will always have a buffoon pack
lyric vine
first shop will always have a buffoon pack
yeah
wtf
cards previously played this ante is debuffed
ante 1 i played spades flush
ante 0 i played clubs flush
how are they both debuffed 😭
proper spear
do you mean small blind and big blind?
lyric vine
do you mean small blind and big blind?
well yeah, i took the voucher tho
gilded isle
just had one of my quickest wins on white stake
lyric vine
guys i see petroglyph, do i take it 💀
lyric vine
but its funny is it not
proper spear
yeah
crystal nymph
I just hit naneinf twice in one run? wut
ante 11 and ante 18
unseeded brainstorm mod for ante 1 perkeo
Wasn't trying for the second I was just goofing around after hitting the big number and then realized wait I think I can get enough cryptids again lol.
winter moth
Oh nice :o
crystal nymph
Filtered seed but idk I never thought about it before. I normally just get the naneinf and then lose in some funny fashion but the shop was like "ayooo run it back?" lol
lyric vine
the fact there was an early hieroglyph and petroglyph, it just feels like gold stake without the changes to the jokers
opaque solstice
Blueprint first shop 😂
kind fern
finally got gold sticker madness
based
I just need crafty joker and my c++ will be complete (again)
🥰
languid inlet
My first time getting a high run
Holy chads
languid inlet
Gahd i love gambling
How did it go my goat?
agile tapir
How did it go my goat?
Peak
I had a good lucky card run earlier too but it didnt go this far
Some are lucky i promise its just hard to see 😭 i dont play on pc so i take pics of my monitor
languid inlet
Woah that's a lot of 10s xd
ashen slate
💔🛐
barren geyser
How do i see the seed of a run?
lyric vine
How do i see the seed of a run?
at the end of the run
you can see
or if you win i think
barren geyser
Oh right
Thanks
kind fern
bro gon use that motorola like a cop
agile tapir
bro gon use that motorola like a cop
Whaa 😭
kind fern
Whaa 😭
10-4 also known as walkie talkie
also known as a motorola
the joker that gives chips and mult on 10s and fours
the point is cops usually use walkie talkies a lot
and you prepared like you are using one
agile tapir
10-4 also known as walkie talkie
Ohhh right 😭
I dont think i had that, i just used retriggers and lucky cat
Isvthat the name lucky cat
I got up to like x8 before the run ended
kind fern
I got up to like x8 before the run ended
ohhhh that's a hefty chonkler
kind fern
I still needa get a yorick run going
you will for sure
are you also gold stickering
or just for funsies
agile tapir
Ive done one gold stake on yellow deck
kind fern
ohhh nice
agile tapir
And im trynna get better at deck building so ive been just playing on low staked
Stakes
kind fern
hmm
death + immolate is always good
or hung men 👀
you always like when you see hung men
agile tapir
I'll probably try get a gold stake on nebula since i got up to purple
agile tapir
you always like when you see hung men
😭 crazy
agile tapir
death + immolate is always good
Fr, its how i got those 10s
Stuff like dna and trading card are nice too
kind fern
Stuff like dna and trading card are nice too
yeah trading card is op
lyric vine
you always like when you see hung men
i love using the ability to hang men, so fun!
kind fern
Stuff like dna and trading card are nice too
dna + 6th sense is awesome as well
basically free spectral cards
agile tapir
dna + 6th sense is awesome as well
6th sense is the play a single 6 get a spectral right?
lyric vine
6th sense is the play a single 6 get a spectral right?
ya
kind fern
6th sense is the play a single 6 get a spectral right?
yup
agile tapir
That could be peak if u made ur build around 6's
Theres a lotta good ways to make stuff work tho, i love balatro
lyric vine
That could be peak if u made ur build around 6's
but there is like no way to retrigger them, except dusk which is generally risky
agile tapir
but there is like no way to retrigger them, except dusk which is generally risky
Hanging chad!
lyric vine
Hanging chad!
fine
agile tapir
And pareidolia + that face retrigger card
lyric vine
chad, but like thats twice for the first card only
nvm
but thats 2 jokers to retrigger once, not particularly effective 🤷♂️
kind fern
Hanging chad!
hung chad 👀🤤
agile tapir
chad, but like thats twice for the first card only
I got by on only hanging chad so its not THAT bad :3
agile tapir
but thats 2 jokers to retrigger once, not particularly effective 🤷♂️
What if theyre negative
Or ones negative
🤔
kind fern
but thats 2 jokers to retrigger once, not particularly effective 🤷♂️
photochad, chad + luckies plus chonker cat
lyric vine
photochad, chad + luckies plus chonker cat
it needs to be incredibly chonkly
agile tapir
nat negative, thats always rare
Theres a spectral card that makes stuff negative , if ur playing 6th sense im sure u can find it soon enough right
kind fern
well you get the chonk with chad
lyric vine
Theres a spectral card that makes stuff negative , if ur playing 6th sense im su...
yeah, but cant you use that for something else
true though
agile tapir
yeah, but cant you use that for something else
I mean itd make all stuff reteigger
Thats already better than dusk
And ig hack would be better
IDK THERES TOO MANY THINGS
polar matrix
already happened smh
#1327844797653843978
lyric vine
And ig hack would be better
hack is only 2345
agile tapir
hack is only 2345
Ik i meant like
lyric vine
oh generally yeah
agile tapir
Hack is better retrigger as it retriggets all cards (if ur deck i s only 2 3 4 5) and only tskes up one joker slot
agile tapir
oh generally yeah
Yah
proud kindle
YOO
I’m boutta fuck up this run so and
AAAAA
I hate this game so fucking much
Fuck this game
Fuck black deck
Fuck you
Fuck fuck
proud kindle
😭 whats all the hate on black deck
ITS FUCKING ASS
proud kindle
I CANT GET FUCKING SCALING EARLY GAME
-SUPERNOVA
-GREEN JERKER
-RIDE THE BUS
-PAIR THINGY
ALL FUCKING SUCK ON HLACK DECK
INGET 6 DOLLARS IN THE STATING BLIND
NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT AN EXTRA JERKER SLOT
3UTC4IC3
BLACK DECK IS WANNABE PLASMADECK FOR EDNLES
BUT ITS SO FUCKING ASS THAT NO ONE CARES ABOUT IT
agile tapir
-SUPERNOVA
-GREEN JERKER
-RIDE THE BUS
-PAIR THINGY
ALL FUCKING SUCK ON HLACK D...
Wait why would they suck
lyric vine
-SUPERNOVA
-GREEN JERKER
-RIDE THE BUS
-PAIR THINGY
ALL FUCKING SUCK ON HLACK D...
supernova is not that bad
wtf is pair thingy
green joker makes sense
ride the bus somewhat makes sense
proud kindle
green joker makes sense
Spare shit
proud kindle
Fuck black deck
lyric vine
it needs to be incredibly chonkly
or else this will happen
lyric vine
Does it take something away
i think one less discard for an extra joker slot
agile tapir
Oh
agile tapir
unless thats green deck
Yea green does 2 bucks for each remaining hand and a buck for each discard
agile tapir
i mean it makes dusk hand easier
Same w acrobat
lyric vine
Yea green does 2 bucks for each remaining hand and a buck for each discard
that sucks
no interest
lyric vine
its good against the plant
it gives like the joker score, not the scored card score thing
what is this joker score called
agile tapir
it gives like the joker score, not the scored card score thing
Huh?
lyric vine
Huh?
like photochad requires the cards to be scored to actually work
but acrobat still does whatever it should regardless if the cards are debuffed or not
agile tapir
but acrobat still does whatever it should regardless if the cards are debuffed o...
Oh rlly?
I didnt know that lol
I mean
Its bc photo makes the card x2
Acrobat itself is a x3
Same with cavendish and card sharp
Im gonna sleep now tho its 4 am
Goodnight balalas
split monolith
Wait whats black devk do
exist
lyric vine
KEEP TAKING THE CARDS I WANNA KEEP!?!?!?!?
i feel you
😭
even though its not necessary to survive, it taking my blue seals away is annoying
lyric vine
~~forgot that you can't post gifs~~
you cant?
vast forum
well I can't post gifs unless it's a level up thing
lyric vine
im a little bit scared
everything that has a 1/2 chance has happened everytime, hallucination and parking
kind fern
everything that has a 1/2 chance has happened everytime, hallucination and parki...
you mean a (1-1/2^n)×100% of not happening
slim junco
Gifs are just multiple images played in quick succession, so if you wanna post a gif just spam a bunch of images 
lyric vine
you mean a (1-1/2^n)×100% of not happening
bruh
river frigate
Any chance the 1/16 chance could go for any tier 2 voucher? That way if you miss a couple tier 1 vouchers that doesn’t mean the tier 2s will be super hard to grab.
kind fern
because it sometimes feels like nit triggering has a way higher chance, almost certain chance of than triggering
vast forum
yall how do I be free of fricking Black deck green stake?
trim barn
i had such a good run i perma broke my game 💔
kind fern
you need chip jokers as well as mult jokers
squared joker goes a long way, especially if you have another joker that gives mult
vast forum
I NEED MORE HANDS THAT'S WHAT I NEED
also I have never once seen squared joker do anything
kind fern
also I have never once seen squared joker do anything
well that's because you have to sacrifice hands to scale it
myb get some basic mult joker and a sly joker
that's easy enough
zenith frigate
Guys I have an idea for a new game
lyric vine
just great.
unless i can pivot to highcard
zenith frigate
Guys I have an idea for a new game
I will call it…. League of Legends
rich bramble
guys who wants to coach an annoying kid through his first blue stakkke
frail fox
alguien pa jugar minecraft en mundo tecnico
1.16.5
java & bedrock
split monolith
alguien pa jugar minecraft en mundo tecnico
1.16.5
java & bedrock
All I get from that is Techno Never Dies
split monolith
see above
frail fox
Bro, but do you want to join my server? It's a technical world 1.16.5.
proper spear
is self-promo allowed here?
frail fox
?
proper spear
no, it is definitely not
📯 8. No self-promotion, advertisement, or asking for game keys
Avoid posting unsolicited links or references to other servers, services, communities, social media accounts, etc. Sharing your videos or streams related to Balatro is allowed in the appropriate channels. Do not ask for game keys.
rich bramble
Would asking for ways to get balatro on mobile for free be considered asking for game keys
proper spear
yes
rich bramble
Good to know
dense ice
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- Romans 10:9 – “If thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.”
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- Hebrews 11:6 – “But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.”
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tame heath
ok
flint copper
ok
glad gale
ok
ocean wolf
ok
sacred bear
ok
forest wagon
ok
sweet tide
ok
desert cloud
ok
woven patio
ok
charred talon
ok
languid inlet
ok
languid inlet
Chat, what's your favorite tagline for a movie, a video game, or whatever?
Gotta be ultrakill kill. I love it when v1 says its ultrakill time and ultrakills gaberieal
Gabe
untold narwhal
(My IRL name is Gabriel.)
languid inlet
(My IRL name is Gabriel.)
Damn your parents named you after ultrakill ?
They must be some really cool folks
:)
untold narwhal
Damn your parents named you after ultrakill ?
Nah, they just knew when they saw me that I should be named Gabe. (Also, I was almost born at Ontario Place because my siblings wanted to play at the Wii Sports Resort kiosk.)
untold narwhal
They must be some really cool folks
You're goddamn right they are.
forest wagon
doxxed ez
fading arrow
bro theres no way
ante 1 shop btw insane
i was trying words as seeds and got this
elfin tapir
sacred bear
Even better if the riffraff only spawns food jokers
fiery tapir
bro theres no way
what seed?
low ocean
So am I've been searching for trib and I get trib in a challenge deck 😭😭😭
digital tusk
Even better if the riffraff only spawns food jokers
supermarket joker is not real
sacred bear
supermarket joker is not real
Wait until we get the walmart friends of jimbo collab
honest canopy
supermarket joker is not real
Yet
lyric vine
bruh, flush five setsup then i find baron and mime b2b shops
low ocean
I hate this game
upbeat pagoda
I hate this game
you could have used hex for madness
fading arrow
what seed?
solsrng
low ocean
you could have used hex for madness
languid inlet
great seed
Insane run
fading arrow
Insane run
i lost to the psychic 😭
lyric vine
great seed
nat juggler?
fading arrow
nat juggler?
idk i forgor
fading arrow
i lost to the psychic 😭
psychic and plant the most annoying thing ever
normally its not that bad but on a high card run its so bad
lyric vine
if only psychic was the ante 1 boss
fading arrow
if only psychic was the ante 1 boss
ante 1 boss was smth idk
lyric vine
where you would use flushes/straights 😭
lyric vine
maybe
fading arrow
oh yeah to get enough money for baron and bp in ante 1 u need yellow deck
lyric vine
rng in the seed 🔥
lyric vine
oh yeah to get enough money for baron and bp in ante 1 u need yellow deck
yellow deck goated
fading arrow
great seed
you need to do very specific steps to get each of the good things here
i played optimally(i made that up i just played my way) to get those
aka just have skill i guess
told my friend to try the seed and bro didnt even get the dna 💔
fading arrow
rng in the seed 🔥
"RNG" seed => proceeds to have godly rng
low ocean
This is to the triboulet that I'll never have
fading arrow
This is to the triboulet that I'll never have
I STILL DONT HAVE YORICK
low ocean
I STILL DONT HAVE YORICK
I only have trib left and I got it twice back to back but because they were challenge decks I didn't really get it
fading arrow
This is to the triboulet that I'll never have
whats making the queen go +3 mult
lyric vine
whats making the queen go +3 mult
prob gluttonous
low ocean
whats making the queen go +3 mult
I think the gluttony joker
fading arrow
prob gluttonous
oh yeah
lyric vine
wtf
fading arrow
i cant tell cuz its all faced down
lyric vine
star + hierophant or whatever the chips enhancement in 2 shops b2b
fading arrow
top 5 reasons why obelisk is goated
lyric vine
oh no
psychic-plant
OMG LUCHADOR FROM JUDGEMENT
NO WAY THIS IS REAL
NAAAH
maybe i should have sold the dna, welp run died
hallow summit
...DID YOU NOT USE LUCADOR?!
lyric vine
...DID YOU NOT USE LUCADOR?!
i did
thats the thing, i was forced to swap out something
but i got too greedy and saved the dna
hallow summit
Fuck the plant all my homies hates hate the plant
coarse edge
what do I do here
sly ridge
buy it on steam
tiny mantle
i did
sly ridge
check file integrity?
sly ridge
okok
tiny mantle
still no
tiny mantle
maybe just uninstall and reinstall
i already did
tranquil fjord
im on the same version
are u sure its not the newest version
according to the wiki its the newest
tiny mantle
oh! ok
tight wraith
What is the right placement for the jokers?
kind fern
What is the right placement for the jokers?
one copy of the chad one copy of the triboulet
barren schooner
should i get 3 blueprints
kind fern
also I got c++ on my second save 🥰🥰🥰🥰
kind fern
should i get 3 blueprints
yes if you have a decent shop
latent hemlock
Where tf is baron when you need him
stone estuary
It doesn't get better than this
steel fiber
holy cow!
languid inlet
It doesn't get better than this
Truly a run of all time
hallow summit
Balatro is too easy
I've beaten every deck I have unlocked on white stake now to finally try to beat purple stake
hot garnet
anyone tryna vc? maybe coach me?
balmy notch
modern notch
BALALAAAAA
slender knoll
weetograph
first played 2 gives x2 mult
fluid hatch
i alr fought serpent and i can get burger again later
should i sell burger for invis and dupe something?
i think i could make atleast 15 more e’s
stiff merlin
cool
bold stratus
I’m so pissed rn
I’m actually gonna kick babies
I just lost a possible naneinf run to amber acorn
sturdy pier
barren rampart
I think u just win
sturdy pier
prob
i only had a bad joker hank and hex
and got a leg in arcana pack
so i used em all
very early game also 🔥
twin siren
Hi
umbral hazel
I'm jonkling it 💎
fickle wedge
Bruh today's balatrodle is hard as shit what the hell
I hate it when i can't remember the price tag but am right about literally every other thing
Like what do you mean dr bones isn't 6 dollars what else can it be
radiant grail
past ivy
Would you drink the Diet Radioactive Joke?
sacred bear
The jarate
rapid hill
Would you drink the Diet Radioactive Joke?
Fallout reference
hallow summit
Fuck me in my white hole.....
lapis crystal
Fuck me in my white hole.....
If you insist
somber belfry
balating my ro
granite vine
whaaaat
granite vine
same
lapis crystal
Man
granite vine
man = might aquire negative
hallow summit
Ngl i mostly joined for the tag
Illegal
lapis crystal
man = might aquire negative
True
somber belfry
balating my ro
this also includes card types
coming to a client modification near you soon (never)
granite vine
very cool mr white
lapis crystal
this also includes card types
coming to a client modification near you soon (nev...
Disabling rabbits
somber belfry
Disabling rabbits
i do disable the rabbits
lapis crystal
Im disabling my rabbits
somber belfry
Im disabling my rabbits
thank you for the greatest image i shall ever hold
lapis crystal
That 4 year old is going places
kind fern
sell crafty bro
neon wren
in cryptid? you don't care about yorick, bp is UP
kind fern
got droll joker
why. chad is better in case of photograph
I'd always keep a potential chad rather than those page 1 jimbos
granite vine
no that's too smart i would never do that
kind fern
no that's too smart i would never do that
😭
granite vine
deep forum
U guys can definitely do better
granite vine
not enough yoricks
flint carbon
Like what do you mean dr bones isn't 6 dollars what else can it be
its not?
nova rampart
my itty bitty wee :)
nova rampart
had fun growing this little guy
rotund kestrel
split monolith
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
rotund kestrel
Bruh
Funny thing is that i misread a number
It was w. -1ante so i would have finally wok black stake on phone too
rotund kestrel
had fun growing this little guy
I always give up on that one lmao
harsh nexus
Based of something that I just did...
rapid hill
Based of something that I just did...
If you restart the game, you wouldnt have reseted ride the bus
harsh nexus
I made the mistake, I will take it in stride.
vivid island
Based of something that I just did...
*scored a face card
near orchid
Based of something that I just did...
I play face cards while using rtb all the time
lyric spear
I’ve heard getting naninf resets your high score, is this true or does it just not register
crystal root
Hi
I pirated Balatro but i liked the game so much that i felt bad for pirating it so i bought the game
Aw man
I lost like 13 achievements
umbral hazel
I'm jonkling it ☢️
sharp tide
does anyone know the expected money value from playing one lucky card with hanging chad off the top of their head
bold stratus
had fun growing this little guy
bold stratus
does anyone know the expected money value from playing one lucky card with hangi...
3/20 for the money payout
3/5 for the mult
That’s a 15% chance
sharp tide
3/20 for the money payout
it's gotta be more than that though because it can trigger up to three times consecutively
sharp tide
I mean like this
bold stratus
1/20x3=3/20
sharp tide
if you play a lucky card with no chad, the expected money is one dollar
bold stratus
Ohhh
I’ll do the math
1 sec
Wait
That’s just 1x3
It’s 1 expected dollar times 3
Bro forgor his 1 times tables lol
glad oriole
3/20 for the money payout
a. its a 1 in 15
b. thats not how probabilities work
it would be (14/15)^3
14/15 being the chance of not getting money
iirc the average money per lucky trigger is 1.67 dollars
so with chad its on average 5 dollars
actually no its 1.33 avg
sharp tide
thanks
I was wondering if taking magician with chad was a mathmatically sound investment
glad oriole
magician’s always good
steel nimbus
balatro
slender knoll
1 mult
hallow summit
Guys do you fw this build
rich bramble
they should add vcs into this server
hallow summit
I got a lucky cat right after I took this screenshot
glad oriole
Guys do you fw this build
NO
sharp tide
Guys do you fw this build
the good old combo of chips and mult
hallow summit
HOLY SHIT ANTE 1 HANGING CHAD?!
copper flare
I LOVE TV
hallow summit
whys ur pfp in the top left corner
I'm in a discord call
glad oriole
sick
agile tapir
Why is nebula so painful to high stake for me 💔
next current
watched roffle lite and wondered, why cant i get a run like this
then realized its cause i dont try
✌️😭
noble kestrel
@everyone Good night
quartz dawn
Ancient is hearts…
glad oriole
Ancient is hearts…
you can prevent this by skipping a blind
quartz dawn
Unfortunately i am not that smart and didnt read the boss blind beforehand
kind fern
OOF
languid inlet
Unfortunately i am not that smart and didnt read the boss blind beforehand
It's ok I also can't read :D
Welcome to the club
hallow summit
That feeling when idol hits 🤌
vernal jetty
anyone wanna play a game of multiplayer rn?
proud ferry
anyone wanna play a game of multiplayer rn?
go to the multiplayer server and queue for a game
quartz dawn
This ss was taken 3 minutes before failure.
alpine olive
Which one do i pick
More purple or x4 x4
I'm already scoring 250k
But drawing isnt trivial
quartz dawn
I am truly the ultimate choker
glad oriole
More purple or x4 x4
this one costs you handsize
proud ferry
def crazy or whatever the joker on the right is called
or wait
unless you are going for baron mime you should sell baron
hallow summit
This joker build is stupid
alpine olive
this one costs you handsize
I know. I ended up cloning purple, gave some much needed deckfixing
Bc i didnt need the score i needed to draw hands consistently
languid inlet
This joker build is stupid
The negative castle looks so dope :]
novel girder
Sale balatrito?
novel girder
This joker build is stupid
The castle reminded me of Deltarune
modern notch
That feeling when idol hits 🤌
Millinare
jagged ibex
looking for someone to put their sock in my buskin
jagged ibex
lmfao
modern notch
40
blissful geode
Nice
modern notch
blurb
upbeat sedge
today I made a restaurant level carbonara for dinner for my mom and dad
I made a bread with sprinle of parmesan forr myself
not even toasted just cold bread with some cheese on it
upbeat sedge
peak food