#🎙・server-chat
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what
I should give away DNA and buy steel joker?
hold r
This makes me want to cry
And copy triboulet?
Well that sucks
stuntmen build
I'm on my phone
new run
2 handsize 🔥
actually 3 bc i had paintbrush
me when i have a space joker and i play fifteen flushes and it doesnt pop not once
thankfully i didn't get that one
yea
still died tho
damb
ectoplasm moment
5 negatives and presumably antimatter
aw jeez lois this is worse than the time i played balatro
this is worse than the time i was countered by the plant
I'm jonkling it 🍰
whats the play here
its 1 million
oh thanks
i meant play but frecnh
press jouer
and also rouge something idk
on sneedem i wss stuck
is it worth buying pc version of balatro
pretty sure deck is like
for the mods
My low end is e122
e710
Oh my lord nat negative burnt joker
half of the languages youre supposed to speak are french
uh huh
yeah i guess your right
i forgot
niiice
i know a little french
avenged sevenfold mentioned
this guy knows ball
je parle un peu de francais or smthing
My favorite band
im waiting for my phone to charge so i can play balatro
c-cedille
but yes
très bien
joker of this baby in specific added to balatro when
do you think localthunk will add a joker dedicated to me if i ask nicely
ill try dming him right now
smart
i lost a 55b run to misclicking
unlucky
doing the most random ass builds td
Balalalala
I forgot the name of the last joker but looks so cute lol
An invisible that I don't even need
sell blueprint trust
The god voucher rng
Balatro on console keeps crashing after like round 40😭
what do i do now ;-;
peakkk
do i sell the invis now or wait?
Until the ps5 cant handle it so u have to give up the run😭
what’s yorick at tbh
and what ante is it
oh damn
on plasma gold

best rental ever
Ye
What more can i do joker wise to make the run better i alr got antimatter and 1 ectoplasm
balatro goes hard on a treadmill, lose track of time so easy and next thing you know youre in perfect shape
Getting there
I cant make it past ante 17 because my game keeps crashing on ps5😭 i have all graphics on lowest and no animations 😭
This is the build but i have more planets now
Saving the end of the run for later, phones too hot
guys did they add a new edition
i love photochad
ante 15 acorn
the green
the hieroglyph
why and wouldn't that be an ante 14 acorn
i got hieroglyph much earlier
still would offset you by 2 antes
petroglyph and merry andy have EVIL unlock conditions
true
sell chad
you're too late
nooooo
sticker goes slightly off of golden ticket
green edition?!?
Weird question, but the music for the game; what genre is it?
balatrocore
gamble
it's psychedelic casino disco funk
Thanks
idk what it does
Makes your joker green is what it does
Green (Edition)
when a joker with green is purchased, applies a green shader to your game. irreversible
You got ×15 on Yorick?
Your joker is green now, that's my attack!
it's x19 in that pic
and it's not even the highest i've had
he’ll nah
Cheers to Yorick! (Where are your flights of fancy, that carries us to ante 15?)
CURSE YOU GREEN STAKE VIOLET VESSEL
no that's just green joker
i beat the house tho
Jhon balatro looked upon me and said: YOU WILL NANEINF TODAY MY CHILD
dna/showman are also natural negs or was there neg tags/ecto involved?
dna was ecto, showman was a tag on ante 28
I hate balatro
well actually you havent if you havent gotten past ante 39 😈
Cause i say Who's bluffing or The House Always wins whenever you lose
alr man
I'm jonkling it 🎂
thank god for mr bones
Ancient joker builds are actually good, and anyone who disagrees havent made an ancient joker build yet
<@&1133519078540185692>
Was I too slow?
Yes
Dangggg

Y
Only good with wild cards
Good morning. after many moons of pirating balatro and saving my money incrementally i've finally purchased a legit copy of balatro
the question is can i transfer my progress from pirated balatro to true balatro or do i gotta start from scratch? all good regardless. more excuse to play balatro if the latter
house always wins
I hate house
wish it was castle
This vexes me
Scratch me thinks
Balatro is love
Balatro is life
When the flood of chips calls
I answer
When the ring of mult multiplies
I answer
there should make chat for spanish
Yeah def need an Spanish chat
I think the hook has to be the most rage baiting blind
Whats up fellas
i fkn hate plant
Glass cards better
There is #1207805042095300688
fernan carajo?
Chorizo
kjjj
what up
Nun much you?
Same 😭
"dont talk with me or my son ever again"
I got a research paper and I need to log research hours
I still don't see why wee joker is worth it other than to be sold later
insane chips buildin
explain
you can get a lot of chips
its easy to use, easy to get a lot of 2 in your deck
its simple and effective
damn
good luck with that
Ik
Its annoying
Idk what to right abt either im js abt to lie and look up sources on chat gpt
Is that your homework?
jimbo and jimbo but slightly farther away
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Sas
Hi
Ha
Gd is so cool beans
Ooo, i have yet to beat electrodynamix ): ive spent like 2 weeks on it 😭
Hello people, my name's envi, I dont talk her often but essentially I just have a question, im trying to gather people for an aternos vanilla minecraft server (WE CAN DO MODS IF LIKE 75% VOTE YES!) So if you're interested let me know!
what boss blind is the most rage baiting?
flint
Hook for me
and hook
yeah i was boutta say that too LOLLL
hook is so bummy
in THEORY its good
in PRACTICE its a d1 opp
omg hitting the r key kills stake progression
like if i win n the hit the r key that doest count the stake
😭
i feel so dumb
I bought a friend a copy of balatro, he already loves the game, I have successfully spread the addiction
where blind go???
it evaporated
WHAT DO I GET RID OF HERE.
banana
the cavendish?
no i didnt luck did
yea but still its always a risk
oh wait
the uhhh
thing
the uhhh
blind was -1 hand size anyway
good enough
its fine
ggs o7
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
REDEMPTION BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
how big is the yorrick?
5
put it at the end
just got some dm advertising from a "versatile artist"
does dm advertising fall under rule 8
How to get trolled by the game:
real
Spot the difference ahh shop
I dont see any difference
No no see one isn't eternal
Ooh
I was so close to winning my first gold stake
Then all of a sudden
165k chips needed
One of them is good, the other two are bad
Clearly
aww man how am i supposed to win now😢
Finally
seems you alread won consifering youre at ante 14
sometimes endless high score attempts end early
seems you scored too little regardless
Any tips for purple stake?
this is probably the only major bug I’ve seen in mobile
balator
Prioritize econ
That's all u can really do
Ok
Once u get up on the higher stakes money is less generous
and scaling jokers early
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dude.
build econ, get purple/blue seals
thats as simple as it gets
pears
What about some recommended jokers ?
Especially in early antes
anything can work
early antes generic +chips/+mult works
jokers are your job to build around
cant really speak much about that
Every time I try to get some jokers my luck just gets worse
ok buddy
Alr
Scalable jokers
Square jerker, green joker, ride the bus, runner
hologram, constellation
Runner is pretty good
I can work with hologram
I wanna fart so hard
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So much twinks
Wym
???
😭
What
Yea I get the meaning but
Not the Algerian part
You're literally talking nonsense
i think this guy (not Papermachete) is both bait and also violating several server rules
Breaking what rules
Hi
is there a specific place i need to go to report a bot account in this server? I just joined and got a friend request from a user
Hi aura
I think a ticket?
on the website I'm guessing. I'll try that then. thank you.
hi i’m twink
Hey twink
L'p mrqnolqj lw 🕵️
hoii :3
Rate my joker..
yeah
⚰️
Copy stone
Why is Blue Lock random as fu
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Hiiii twinkb!
Amazing sighting
Beautiful
My eyes are tearing
At this sight
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Yo is someone experienced enough to help me know what to replace in my joke roster
🙏
Wdym
Sock has appeared but idk wha to get rid of other than holo
But it’s at 5.75 and cats are at 4.75
Yeah not having holo might kill me but also with retriggers and it still being an uncommon might scale cats enough
Also depends on what hands you're playing
Also congrats!!
depending on how big holo currently is and what your deck currently looks like i could totally see you replacing holo with sock and busks
this too
Holy crap najimi the cute thing from komi

Regardless he's not making it past ante 12 lol
anyway. if you're playing flush fives with lucky faces, you'll probably be fine
The thing of all time!!!!
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mrrp mrrow
In all my 61 hours of playing, I have only past ante 12 but it was with glass cards
I don't remember what build exactly
But
It was the closest
I think jt was maybe a lucky cat build with retriggers
lucky cat scales fast with an oops but not enough to hit higher Es i think
it's a good build but if you're going for very high antes you'd want to pivot to something else
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Meow
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Meiw
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not necessarily
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twinks are just young-looking boys. femboys are young-looking boys that are explicitly feminine in appearance
Oh gee I wonder what that something else is
nope
No other way around
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Femboys are twinks
twinks are just young-looking boys
youre wrong too
Twinks aren't femboys
idol, baron-mime, or if you're insane you can look for perkeo and do observatory 
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That's literally their definition on urban dictionary though 😭
urban dictionary lied
Always baron mime. Always that.
I wish there were other viable strats
twinks are men who look kind of feminine, usually gay
femboys are men who deliberately look very feminine
but twinks are just dudes
A twink isn't always feminine. They just aren't really masculine
effeminate? maybe, but not explicitly feminine
nothing about looking young
Dude twink death EXISTS
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Isn't effeminate and feminine mean the same thing
there's a thing called twink death and it literally refers to growing out of the twink look teenage/young adults have
Yea that's twink death
Part of being a twink is literally being young
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Or if you have insane genetics
yeah
yep. shoutout to mafumafu
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Who is that
man's pushing 40 and he doesn't look a day over 25
It's balatro

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^ that guy
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Full of gay people tbh lol
real and true this man fucking GETS ME
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Wdym gets you?
of the message
his voice hasnt even changed either i feel like it gets higher the older he gets lol
we 🤝
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what do balatro players and trans women understand best? getting E is hard
this is so true
it means the hrt part
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Just don't be broke
fight me
it goes beyond being broke
Why would I fight you
good ol mr spray tan!
it's more like half the world refuses to give you estrogen in the first place
I wish I knew enough Spanish to understand all these
"i want more balatro"
Well yah aside that lol
Yea what he said ^
Samn it he deleted the message
i don't know enough spanish to understand the rest
You failed me...
no u
ty :3
fire pfp
i love balatro because apparantly it's the only game with no possibly explicit queer references yet all the queers congregate to the game anyway
lolll
i forgor what trance do
how is that queer
i think thats just a word
Replaces the texture of spectral cards with Trans flag colored variants.
Art and original mod by RadicaAprils and AutumnMood. Malverk-compatible mod coded by Eremel.
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this is epic
real

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mrrp mrrow
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o.o
What are you staring at me for with those big eyes
just a little shocked
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Does it add Madeline
nyaaa
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mreow :3
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Derek mystery
what do yall think is the best thing to do here
praying for missprint to give +20
damn…
Could you explain?
theres a level in the game geometry dasj called cant let go
Oooohh
Ok get it
Mine is a ref to Dead money
From fallout NV
Im sure you know what im talking about
Damnit
:3
Well in this dlc you gotta finish a 200 year old heist and then you're faced with like 1000 libs of pure gold and you cant take it all. You gotta let em go
Thats the whole lesson of it
Or you could...
money!!
have you played risk of rain 2
its just acount of how many survivors ive beaten monsoon with
Ooooh yes i have
sick
Oh my god god bless you for what you've had to endure
So all survivors monsoon. Goddammit
Good job
ty :3
I still need like 5 attempts to beat it in normal diff
Fav survivor?
collecting all 4 __ of heresy items turns you into a new character
mercenary
3 peaks right to your lib
I know i know
she very strong
I struggle against groups of enemies with her(?
(Wasn't them a he?)
I really like bandit, cant decide between desperado or lights out tbh
pretty sure its a she
i forgot her abilities but i think one of them is a decent area attack
peak after peak after peak
bandit is fun
desperado is better from what ive heard but idk
Build up damage but no consecutive shots 🥀
was running out of things to play so thisll be amazing
I need to unlock a lotta things, and a lot of survivors
i’d assume the damage is good for teleporters
slicing winds is hard to unlock
Ooff
whats like the daily challenge thing called
u gotta do that without raking damage as merc
No damn idea
:p
prismatic trial or sum
the achievement is called “mercenary: ethereal”
prismatic trials are seeded so basically u just gotta practice
the seed
Onion layers be like:
I thought it was called onion skin
Im no artist im just some card player block placer
Fair
Also nice roblox pfp ig
cant belive that ts is my first ever gold stake win
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meow u too
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meow
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meow
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:3
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:3
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:3
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is this the official discord?
do u think so?
i’d hope so
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but what do u thnkl
meow!
i mean i think this is but im unsure
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hence the question
well than it is
meow 4
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illogical thought pattern but to each their own
meow
yes
thank you
sorry i’m just getting into balatro
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i guess i could sell the oops but idk
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woeM
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oewM
W emo
hanging
and look for idol for long term maybe
or trib
Like Rainer Maria ?
I legitimately thought this was the emo music server I'm in for a sec omg
I just saw meowing and w emo 😅
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I hate balatro
Then why are you here?
I hate balatro
Does anyone have a lofi playlist?
(no lyrics)
i mean
those who joke 
i mostly listen to nonlyrical music
semd :3
t-t
annoying ass death how do i not get a sock for like 5 antes straight 
what do you need help with??
Dude I’ve never seen a windows install picked this clean before
To bad that theirs no drivers
Balatro Balatrez is playing Balatro?
got the plant
wanted high scoring but build didn't depend on face cards
rerolled anyway
forgot i didn't have retcon
rerolled into the eye
instant new run
the eye = the needle
i think i won guys
thats so fucking tragic
35 4's baby still gonna play none tho
yesir
sad
I had a very silly run
Holy run
Anyone know when Santa delivers the presents?
Baraja negra
Apuesta inicial
sabes esparañol ?
¡Mejora tu partida!
erda es que no se juga casi
Ntps manito
I'm jonkling it 🐀
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meow
Esq
Las seeds no ayudan
Tienes q
Aprender a jugar
Te recomiendo que empieces ahorita a jugar flush/color
te escucho
Es una mano simple y pues sirve para los q recién empiezan
xd
Trata de conseguir plata al principio y no bajar de 25$
Luego consigue jokers que escalan
es que un dia mi amigo se le pego lo balatrero
Uy
ahora me dijo que BRO BRO tengo toda la mano llena de reynas
no le entendia nada
me mando un video y ya lo entendi
We should stop speaking in spanish actually
Goated
oh okey
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Meow
pants looking outside the window
if there are no other available vouchers to spawn, you just get blank
that's how every other item type (jokers, tarots, spectrals, etc) works
fallback
What happens if You have every tarot or spectral?
On tarots i think its fool, but spectral?
strength is the tarot fallback
fool used to be it but got changed because fool was too strong (tarot looping)
for spectrals I always forget but it is one of Incantation or Familiar
strength for tarots
incantation for spectrals
pluto for planets
blank for vouchers
Jimbo for jokers
Red Deck for decks
there is no default booster pack
the default playing card is ace of spades, default for idol/castle/rebate is ace of spades/spades/ace respectively
for misprint it's 11D for some reason (jack of diamonds)
the secret final boss of balatro, the Jack of Diamonds
I'm currently in a naneinf/ante 39 perkeo run with 4 souls in it can't wait to die because I suck and share the seed
Nvm I'll die tomorrow i can't play rn
Why the plant, but I'm glad I have the reroll voucher
Another dumb way to beat gold stake, I used dagger majority on the egg with the flat mult
has a pretty good run, lost in ante 14
Can't believe I won with such a silly deck (2 supernovas, business card, madness, burglar)
balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro
this is why i love balatro
Y’all I feel like Theodore Noise and Tomoko would be a great pair on god They’re both crazy and deranged in like two different spectrums
Because you copied Chad
naneinf/10
No...:(
Why not Chad all the way to the left?
should I have copied hologram
Photo
round 79 ⚰️
Does anyone know how I can play Balatro? I’m trying to play the game but I get this error. All my other games work fine
Balatro also worked fine last week
Try updating your windows and graphics drivers
Ohoky
That actually worked, thanks!
WHAT!
opps then emperor into wheel and i think a temperance or a hermit use the money first then wheeled and it hit poly on dice and then next roll negative invis
I love Risk of Rain Returns
Why so negative
Can we get the society is bad jonkler in balatro
Thanks thunk
LocalThunk give me every card in physical form so I can make Balatro irl
I'm gonna get naneinf irl 🙏 (breaking a calculator)
Thus begins the Perkeo Particle Accelerator
what are you playing on
I did it!!! I can finally play the game!!!
Android .
oooooo cool is it somekind of emulator?
All of the games here are not supposed to be on mobile btw
Gamehub
U can try winlator if u don't care about hard to setup
awesome thank you!
Wwwww
idk too risky
what ante are u on
and how much are you scoring with a hand of steel kings
Im waiting for red seal to copy with dna so i dont know if i sell it or not
yea tricky one tbh
idk id risk the baron but thats my gambling ass
if u have enough scoring sell the baron and hope for a BP and if u g et another baron/mime then its still ok
5.2e11 thats how much im scoring without coping the mime with blueprint
So you are saying i sell one baron and buy invis?
Hmm, i think if u have enough scoring risk the DNA actually and hope you get it back
Yeah thats the safe option
yeah play gold cards and make sure you copy mime with bp when round ends
with good enough eco and luck youll manage
Yeah thats what im doing
Thanks bro
took me 4 months to get my first nan run ☠️
A day, will they add a voucher to get more packs ?
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Screw you game.
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Chat, it is with great pleasure I announce you that, in this month, ||boo! 👻||
potassium overdosd
kick a man while his down
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what the
Banana3
This might be modded but idk
Good morning everyone! (from my timezone anyway)
Are you sure?
Nah nvm sorry for assuming
Wha do I do
| | \
No deck fixing
Why did you grab Dusk?
Show me your willy
You're 2 rerolls away from blueprint
Cuz it's a retrigger joker that works with the build
Just cuz j thought it would make me more powerful
Should I take dusk face card retriever and parodilea
But paradelia
Fair. Hmmm, personally I'd say scrap it and one ancient joker for Paredolia and maybe Midas Mask
I would hold onto my jokers until i fix my deck
Scoring wise your current build is better
But econ on the other hand
Also shouldn't you be copying dusk
WEVE GOT TO HAVE MONEEEEEEEEE
I mean there are other ways that don't require 2 joker slots
Like using devils and golden ticket
Oh, yea. 2 retriggers on the final hand. Plus enough ancient JOker to get most of the cards anyway...
My best friend is matching pfps and flirting with my crush that she knows I love
Well
Going through the shitter
Got any seeds to distract me
I have a seed that can reach ante 39 and has 4 souls
Botanical or mental?
Which is actually not fun
I have a joke I shouldn't say
Give me random stupid shit for 50 please
Like idk man
Stone Cards?
That sounds stupid
Make it two, why not!
An erratic deck seed that has 28 7s of diamonds?
Nevermind i lost the seed
