🎙・server-chat

[grand prawn]

I didn't knew that

It is the first time i made it this far

[timid cedar]

incantation or familiar, I also forget which

[grand prawn]

Omg i did it finally

I'd rather try this again than finish gold stake black deck

[brittle oasis]

black deck makes me wanna

oh man

Im on orange stake rn

[quasi geode]

my god doc with the bluey pants

[foggy veldt]

Guys what should I sell

[lime tusk]

Fuckin notnin

[foggy veldt]

I want sock

[lime tusk]

Actually so fire

[lime tusk]

Nah you dont

[foggy veldt]

I do

[quasi geode]

sell a photo

[foggy veldt]

Too late

[quasi geode]

if you're playing flush fives you would

[foggy veldt]

I sold chad

[foggy veldt]

I am

[quasi geode]

that's kinda stupid

[foggy veldt]

🥀

[quasi geode]

photo chad still would've been useful

[jovial parrot]

I hate photochad simply because it makes me feel lazy for using it

I don't judge others for using it though

I just prefer coming up with new combinations

[vital storm]

Black deck makes me wanna punch someone

[proper merlin]

https://medal.tv/games/balatro/clips/lc0PPLfgFG7zYTRVI?invite=cr-MSw2VDksNDExNTkzMjgw

[brittle oasis]

1/5 my ass

[brittle oasis]

same

[quiet maple]

I have retcon for context

If you can see what I did wrong then you're smart

[latent hemlock]

I smart am?

[quiet maple]

What

[sacred bear]

Reading the boss blind explains the boss blind

[forest loom]

sweet you unlock flush five

[deep forum]

Gotta play five cards doesnt work with baron huge fuck up

[buoyant jetty]

@solar jacinth balatro

[solar jacinth]

Balatro

[quiet maple]

I forgot I was running a high card observatory and it only worked with high card 😭

[forest loom]

me when i have 168 plutos locked and loaded:

[quiet maple]

Coulda had a possible ante 39

That was my best run so far

[sacred bear]

Oh yeah that didn’t even register to me, i was just thinking about the baron score lmao

[buoyant jetty]

[sacred bear]

That’s unlucky

[solar jacinth]

Go OW

[sacred bear]

Actually how does ante 39 go? Do you need both perkeo and baron?

[quiet maple]

I don't know

I know having good observatory helps a lot

[sacred bear]

Ye ofc, strongest score generator in the game

[cerulean lotus]

I hate violet vessel

[jovial parrot]

Who doesn't

[cerulean lotus]

T-T

[jovial parrot]

Probably the worst final boss blind in the game

Also one of the only boss blinds that's pretty much guaranteed to mess with literally any strategy

[cerulean lotus]

I was doing chip plasma. Had wee + sq joker. Doing alright. And then boom. Violet. 2.4m score requirement.

[jovial parrot]

Oof

What stake was that

[cerulean lotus]

Orang

[jovial parrot]

Yeesh

That's literal pain

[forest loom]

all my homies hate violent vessel

[lyric vine]

bro once reserved parking did literally nothing, but i had a moon and a fool and the second i made all my face cards clubs, they all gave me money

what does this sign mean

what now

my deck is like 25% kings but i draw most of them

and reserved parking is most of my moneey

it was the sock

[latent hemlock]

If you already got lot s o steels

Sell sock

[raw aspen]

What is this thing the woman in the card art for The High Priestess is wearing

Ok it's just a really weird hat

[lyric vine]

1000 dollars and no luchador

wondering why i have a banana, i had a judgement and i had to sell brainstorm

ugh, debuffed debuffed debuffed

i swear the game is trolling, giving me a banana

[lyric vine]

what my english teacher expects me to do

uh what is this buffoon pack

[timid cedar]

[lyric vine]

lets hope i get jokers i can actually copy

and it copied brainstorm

invis, instead of something like droll

omg mime!

and blueprint ok

[hybrid vine]

streamer luck

[lyric vine]

I can assure you that I am not streaming

[hybrid vine]

you are secretly roffle

[forest loom]

my favorite youtuber roffle heavy?!

or my 2nd favorite youtuber roffle lite.

[civic mortar]

Who that

[forest loom]

a quick youtube search can tell you

[lyric vine]

no im not

if i was i would naneif with trib somehow

instead me being a regular human being, im gonna throw this run

[lyric vine]

what about just roffle

watch i have judgement, im gonna pull baron and get max baron mime possible without negatives/antimatter by ante 6

edit: it didnt work, im not roffle

[brittle oasis]

i dont wanna fumble

[lyric vine]

why hack if you hvae sock 🤔

[brittle oasis]

no ive done no deck fixing

cuz i suck at the game

]and uh

am jsut using both hikgh and low

[lyric vine]

i mean, still better jokers to find

[brittle oasis]

ive just kept that for the meanwhile

finding econ jokers

[lyric vine]

my highcards only giving 330k score because of 1k chips from stuntman

[forest loom]

he's an alright fella

[lyric vine]

this aint good

[forest loom]

i prefer his other variants

[lyric vine]

second i get baron its all over

[brittle oasis]

I need to find more econ next time

[lyric vine]

no wildcards?

also why below interest

[brittle oasis]

cuz i suck at this game

[brittle oasis]

no deck fixing

i just need to study more

[lyric vine]

how do you not see a single lovers 💀

[brittle oasis]

i dont even know

cuz i have no econ

<@&1133519078540185692>

[lyric vine]

econ tips, stay above 25 dollars

unless seedmoney, make it 50

unless money tree, mame it 100

[brittle oasis]

alr thanks ill use that

alr

any other tips

[lyric vine]

uh

thats the base of econ

[brittle oasis]

alr

[lyric vine]

OMG BARON

[brittle oasis]

W

[lyric vine]

i was about to crash out here

[brittle oasis]

send ss

[lyric vine]

everything but baron i got ante 3

literal streamer luck

[lyric vine]

@brittle oasis

[brittle oasis]

how tf

[brittle oasis]

and the bean but no space

[lyric vine]

🥱 e24

run gonna die because no ecto

ik it already

or red seal

stuntman is back already

[brittle oasis]

I hate black deck

[lyric vine]

me too

[brittle oasis]

all of my wins are just luck

[lyric vine]

hey what time is it for you?

[brittle oasis]

7pm

Indochina

[lyric vine]

aww

[brittle oasis]

whats it for u>

[lyric vine]

i saw the 🇦🇺

[lyric vine]

10pm

[brittle oasis]

No i am

just in asia

Im from queensland

[lyric vine]

what is perth's time i wonder

[brittle oasis]

brisbane

[brittle oasis]

8

[lyric vine]

oh damn ok

[lyric vine]

melb

[brittle oasis]

nice

gl for school tmmr

[pearl ferry]

i’d still take bc funny

and it’s a really good 🃏 when it can be

[lyric vine]

also this is fantastic

the last 3 jokers i got from rerolling 1.5k

and no luchador

if the plant cant kill me, i'll just make a new run

[magic garnet]

Lol

[sharp compass]

Guys
Help
I don't understand
This is not supposed to happen

[forest loom]

balatro going sleepy eepy time

😴

[quiet maple]

Shout-out to my dumbass brain

[forest loom]

is this a deja-vu?

[quiet maple]

Yeah, I had observatory and retcon

My dumbass forgot to re-roll the boss blind

[forest loom]

you've already shown this

[quiet maple]

Did I?

[forest loom]

gas leak

[quiet maple]

I probably did I'm fatigued af rn

[forest loom]

check your apartment for gas leaks

[quiet maple]

There's no gas leaks

I'm just genuinely a dumbass

[forest loom]

it happens to the best of us

[pearl ferry]

the plants my favorite boss

actually it’s the s

this one

[magic garnet]

The Serpent

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 👨‍🏫

[obtuse snow]

your soul will be extinguished after death and you will never see paradise

[ember root]

The Plant is my favorite boss

Easy win when it shows up

[foggy veldt]

Chips

[atomic ridge]

so like what are the odds of this

[latent hemlock]

Plant is like taxes, you wish it wasn’t a thing

[restive swallow]

insert the obama giving himself a medal meme here

[atomic ridge]

its real

[cunning otter]

the dopamine receptors in my brain going fucking wild when
NUMBER GO UP

[pseudo patio]

number go up... like... The Stupendium song???

[cunning otter]

number go up

[dim fox]

what is going to happen now lol

[unborn sentinel]

Are they going to self destruct or something? What’s going on lmao

[deep forum]

So i unfortunately couldn't take this seed anywhere but the seed analyzer is crazy
NF5YXLK8

[kind fern]

gold stickering everything on second save file 😫

[kind fern]

got an ankh and invisible joker here

[dim fox]

the second one just exploded

[kind fern]

anyways here's the seed for triple yorick AFD2CH8Q

[unborn sentinel]

Guess that’s it

[dim fox]

i hoped for like a idk a perkeo spawning giving me everything i need for nan inf but i think those 2 just made me crazy

[unborn sentinel]

Maybe the cards are talking 🤣

[dim fox]

i think they are right

[steel tangle]

Phew!

I’m barely getting by

[vast forum]

Is stencil bad on Painted deck?

I don't know what to do with this run

[wild steeple]

Try to play banana 🤣

[rotund knot]

unlocked plasma

ggs

[celest dragon]

Hello any tips for beginners🥹

[main jasper]

A generic way to score that’s really good is chip joker, mult joker, Xmult joker(s) and utility jokers for the rest

[celest dragon]

Ok thanks

[main jasper]

Another thing is order matters + the cheap hands can still be good

Target things that are based off of a variable and can stack ie erosion, fortune teller, square joker, spare trousers, rocket, stuff like that as it gets better over time

[livid swan]

Yo

[vast forum]

I had the weirdest set up

Holographic pants, Foil Stencil, Baseball card and foil card sharp

card sharp's growing on me

[obtuse snow]

@pulsar hedge aly

aly

aly hai

[candid verge]

yoo

[glossy oriole]

Does anyone know how can I change my cellphone's text font?

Like, I downloaded a specific font, and now I wanna import it into my device

[outer zodiac]

Hi I'm new to balatro multiplayer is there someone that wants to play

[outer bay]

huh...

[outer bay]

I feel like when this happens the madness cards should merge mults.

[jaunty river]

Chat i have 1 hour 30 minuts waiting my crush

[dim fox]

frrrr

[jaunty river]

Help

How u say "plantado" in english

[outer bay]

Why are you going to balatro off-topic for dating advice?

[jaunty river]

Because I'm alone

😭

I'm waiting she around a 1 hour 30 minuts

[outer bay]

My advice would be to ask them about it over text and head home.
Something might have just popped up, maybe they don't want to hang, regardless you just got to accept that now isn't the time.

It's tough, but I find from personal experience that freaking out over situations like this will definitely drive people away over just the possibility of them not liking you.

[atomic ridge]

showman (the joker with the tophat and tie) allows cards to appear in shops or from other ways regardless of if you have that card already or not, making it possible to get an emperor from using an emperor. i got lucky and i got two emperors from one emperor lol

[foggy niche]

cursed standard pack(69,3 aces and all of them are diamonds)

[outer bay]

I freaked out at someone who kept ghosting me, turns out they were in surgery...
Don't lose your cool, they might just be going through something.
You just got to head home and take that L, as harsh as it sounds.
There is always another day and other people.

[severe wasp]

i think i’m trippin or smth cause i coulda swore chaos the clown was an uncommon joker but it’s actually common

[glad oracle]

Balatro update delay is annoying

how the fuck can you be a "part time hobby dev" when you have a game out that made 50 million dollars?

Jesus Christ

[glacial siren]

[severe wasp]

:V bad opinion

[glad oracle]

not really

he needs to get serious

[severe wasp]

just relax and enjoy balatro

[foggy niche]

...geometry dash 2.2

[outer bay]

The dev expected to only sell six copies, so this was just a small project that hit very big time.

[glad oracle]

I'm sure the gabillions of dollars that balatro has generated could be used to find at least one other competent dev

nah m8 had to take a 3 month vacation to mexico to do blow

kek

[outer bay]

Normally I would feel a similar way, but this is a singleplayer offline game, so outside of the occassional balance patch, it's not that big of a deal.

[slim junco]

You drew a flush!

[glad oracle]

Minecraft didn't start off with a big team either but eventually it reaches a point where it's unfeasible to develop a game that size with just one dude

[foggy niche]

oops all diamonds

[slim junco]

Almost a flush house!

[foggy niche]

yup

[spice helm]

Bro is NOT blueprint

[outer bay]

Yeah and the second the dev sold out it turned into processed big corp slop.

[foggy niche]

temu blueprint:COMODIN IRASCIBLE

[glad oracle]

tetris day 1 probably had a bigger team than balatro

this guy will rope himself if he doesn't grab more people

[outer bay]

Profit was never the goal with balatro, again the dev expected to sell six copies max.

[nova shore]

PORQUE SE LLAMA IRASCIBLE JAJAJA

[outer bay]

Obsession with money, growth, and power will kill this planet, only the humble and meek will remain.

[glad oracle]

well profit did happen and it's time to lock in and make sure it continues happening 🤣

[nova shore]

dont slop balatro

[glad oracle]

Not saying put micro transactions in the game or anything but continuing the life of the game through updates basically needs to happen

and quicker

[outer bay]

Why?

[glad oracle]

Games like this could have a lifespan of eternity and stay relevant forever

just needs updates

[nova shore]

youre expecting what companies do to thier games from 1 person, be patient

donwload some mods if you want content now

[outer bay]

Perfection isn't when nothing more can be added, its when nothing more can be taken away.

[glad oracle]

there are loads of games that started with barely any people but grew bigger over time

[outer bay]

Which got eaten by big corps and turned into slop.

[nova shore]

well, install mods

the things that people do to thier fav games

[outer bay]

Don't get me wrong I think the beavis and butthead backstab in BO6 is funny but it takes away from what the game was originally about.

[nova shore]

pvz is one of the big examples

[glad oracle]

look at Minecraft

started with one guy, game really wasn't expected to boom, now worth billions with 600 employees

[nova shore]

how tf you make the community content more funny that the real one

[outer bay]

And now the minecraft community hates the microsoft devs because they keep adding weird features instead of allowing the cool game to be cool.

[glad oracle]

yeah they turned it to slop eventually but at peak notch it wasn't that bad lol

good thing about balatro is it will take 20 years to power creep the cards to the point of becoming slop

kinda like yugioh

[outer bay]

But why do you have to turn a game into slop for profit?

[maiden oyster]

"This game needs to have less effort put into it NOW!"

[nova shore]

well why you dont try balatro with some mods? localthunk said the next year will be the update

[outer bay]

Why not just let good game be good game?

[glad oracle]

Who's turning down 2.5 billion dollars LOL

you could fuck my mother for 2.5 billion dollars for all I care

[outer bay]

Games are about fun first profit second.

[nova shore]

eh, money

[maiden oyster]

What the fuck 😭😭😭

[outer bay]

Profit just helps development that is why they ask for it.

[nova shore]

deam

well you have mods in #1209506514763522108

[glad oracle]

I'm just bein real

notch has 2 billion and a house full of latinas I'm sure he doesn't regret turning Minecraft to slop for a single second

[outer bay]

Like if you put your life into a game and made no money, you can't make more games, so they ask for some change to make more games.

[unborn sentinel]

Anyways. I love balatro. Hope this game will get more love.

[glad oracle]

sometimes you just eventually gotta ball out

[outer bay]

When your make art for profit you will just make slop.

[glad oracle]

I cannot see a path forward with only one dev

is what I'm essentially saying

[outer bay]

Emphasis on you, no one here agrees.

We like balatro as balatro, not as micro-pension fund.

[glad oracle]

This has to be one of the largest games out right now with the least amount of people working on it

just doesn't make sense

[nova shore]

thunk is the one who dont want more devs

[outer bay]

Good game fun, is popular, makes money, that simple.

[maiden oyster]

Holy weirdo what the fuck 😭

[glad oracle]

there has to be at least one other competent person on this planet other than thunk

[outer bay]

If you want to make money just go into stocks or memecoins.

[nova shore]

?

[outer bay]

Games are too volatile and quality-centric to be a genuine profit.

Arguably like other mediums of art.

[glad oracle]

talking about how he should get more devs

[cunning otter]

"Are you hiring/do you ever want to expand your team?
I am not hiring. I may consider it in the future but for now I enjoy developing Balatro myself. Please don't send me your resume."
-Localthunk, #🙋・frequently-asked

[outer bay]

But this isn't about money this is about fun.

[nova shore]

again, thunk said it wants balatro to be unique and just his ideas

[outer bay]

Micro-managing someone you don't even know isn't going to put you on the team...

[glad oracle]

"I profited millions and promised people a product at a certain date but instead I actually choose to work slow"

[outer bay]

BUT YOU HAVE PRODUCT
YOU HAVE GAME

[glad oracle]

omegalul

[outer bay]

PLAY GAME

[cunning otter]

yes because he makes this for fun. this started as just a project for him to show his friends and family

[nova shore]

ehhhh dude

[outer bay]

bruh loser wants some chump change and cheap chicks.

[nova shore]

if you want more content, from others devs, in the same game, install mods

[cunning otter]

bla bla bla demo got attention they got a publisher something something most addictive game ever

[glad oracle]

I suppose every artist has a bit of crazy in them

[pearl ferry]

there’s some really good ones on bmm

[glad oracle]

Why isn't he pulling people in from the modding community?

[outer bay]

Yes, and a bit more sense too...

[unborn sentinel]

Yea. And it’s insane too. Look at fnaf or RTC or stardew valley. They’re made from passion.

[pearl ferry]

probably

[nova shore]

oh he doesnt want

[cunning otter]

again, #🙋・frequently-asked

[nova shore]

a lot of people ask thunk if they can work on balatro

[outer bay]

You can have all the money and all the bitches and still not a single person will love you.
Just your money.

[nova shore]

GD:

[pearl ferry]

chill bro

if he wants help he can ask for help

he’s a grown man

[glad oracle]

does you coffin have pockets? 🤣🤣

[pearl ferry]

probably

[glad oracle]

Ball out like a mf while you still can

[pearl ferry]

and plus there’s a lot of cool people in the modding chat

[outer bay]

You can ball out then people will bail out when you fumble.

[pearl ferry]

helpful even

i’d love to have this large of a community behind me

talking about my game

not that i’ve developed one

[glad oracle]

when you have one of the most popular games out there and then you make a post that says "well basically I just did nothing for a bunch of months" that just seems insane to me

[outer bay]

Best thing to do when you gamble is cash out.
House always wins.

[nova shore]

You need people to integrate and adapt to your game, why do you try to drown them?

[outer bay]

Hit big and hit the road.

[unborn sentinel]

And these are one person projects…real insane

[pearl ferry]

let’s keep the insane talk to a minimum please

some of us are

[brisk zinc]

i'm so fucking dumb holy

[nova shore]

play rubynite

[cunning otter]

i do this so much

[glad oracle]

should all one person projects stay one person projects

[outer bay]

THIS IS BALATRO WE CLOWN IN THIS MF
TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO OVERWATCH 2!!

[nova shore]

if they want

that doesnt depend on the community

You're just rushing a good game, that's going to ruin it.

[glad oracle]

asking for a single update a year on a card game is hardly a rush

[nova shore]

you know how to code balatro?

[glad oracle]

don't need to be a chef to tell you how the food tastes

[outer bay]

Yeah if my choice for help while developing a bajillion dollar game is wyrmtongue or nobody I'm going alone...

[nova shore]

yea you have unfortunatly, game desing is hard

[glad oracle]

Is it crazy to expect like 10 new jokers a year or something? Not really

[nova shore]

what else you are expecting?

[glad oracle]

Look at all the modded cards

there has to be 10 out there that would integrate flawlessly into vanilla

if we are gonna talk about BARE MINIMUM updates here he might as well just rip cool shit off mods

[outer bay]

Do you really want a skibidi toilet joker?

[pearl ferry]

you try to cod lovely

[nova shore]

thats awful

[outer bay]

No you want an elon musk joker, right?

[glad oracle]

I saw he promised big things for the next update but realistically if he just spit out new jokers periodically people wouldn't even care that he was late on a big update

but there was nothing added. Absolutely nothing

[nova shore]

and thunk dont like mods.
He said he wouldn't play mods to keep the balatro as vanilla as possible.

[glad oracle]

that's dumb

[unborn sentinel]

My opinion, the devs can think for themselves

[vapid gulch]

huh

[glad oracle]

"Nobody could possibly make this game better than me!!!"

[outer bay]

"But daddy I want you to feed me more slop!!!"

[nova shore]

????????
its HIS game

[outer bay]

"I don't like the taste of real food!"

[nova shore]

wtf you mean by that?

[outer bay]

Bruh just have ChatGPT shitpost and fuck your girlfriend for you.

[glad oracle]

there are games built around the fact that modding communities can often spit out better shit than the devs lol

saying that nothing from the modding community should be integrated into the real game makes no sense really

[nova shore]

if you cant make good content in a mod then nobody will, the games like this often dies because they lack of community

[glad oracle]

He could have said

"Sorry guys the big update isn't happening but here's 10 new jokers"

boom problem solved

[nova shore]

you never think or code something right?

[glad oracle]

if that mf has not made 10 jokers in 1 year then we are cooked chat

[nova shore]

I don't understand how you are unable to think that setbacks don't exist.

[glad oracle]

Seeing how he made 150 I'm sure he can figure it out

[outer bay]

Who are you talking to?

[nova shore]

you will be the only cooked, everyone else will be here

chatting, playing, making mods

the community will not die, thats for sure

[outer bay]

Damn this ragebait too tame, must have his roblox filter on.

[cunning otter]

yeah

[outer bay]

"Bruh this game is so unalived..."

[nova shore]

-# why tf discord would have roblox filter XDDD

[outer bay]

Maybe I will say it directly.
He has opinions and he isn't stating them like a man.

[nova shore]

saying the games dies when they dont have updated is pretty stupid, look at terraria, look at tboi, look at stardew vallery

[glad oracle]

who

[nova shore]

what are you talking about?
even you itself dont know

[outer bay]

You.

[glad oracle]

?????

[outer bay]

I am making this dude sweat lol.

[unborn sentinel]

We’ll continue having fun when someone stays salty af

[glad oracle]

you're a schizo

[nova shore]

you like that? thats pret-

[glad oracle]

[devout thunder]

I have no issue with Thunk taking his time

[unborn sentinel]

When was the last time chess even got an update? The community is pretty much alive lmao

[devout thunder]

I want him to be happy with his game and to fully realize his dream and goal

[nova shore]

literally 99% of the community:
-# the other 1% is my cat btw

[nova shore]

well, actually, i think it was 2019

[glad oracle]

Jan 1 2023

[nova shore]

and why you want an update for chess? you varely touched your 5D chess

[outer bay]

When a fool has nothing to say he speaks of himself.

[glad oracle]

your weed is bottom shelf

[outer bay]

Yeah because I don't smoke shit.

[glad oracle]

that's why u trippin

[outer bay]

You seem to have a strong product though...

[nova shore]

someone pls traduce this

[unborn sentinel]

Good to know lmfao. Thanks for the info.

[glad oracle]

Anyone get balatro running on templeos yet

[nova shore]

oh now makes sense

[unborn sentinel]

Actually

[glad oracle]

[outer bay]

Bruh needs to bail himself out he can't even score...

[unborn sentinel]

Oh wait. How do you even play 5d chess btw🤣

[outer bay]

Because every play I make is an ace.

[glad oracle]

India reported 20792 deaths by train in 2022

[nova shore]

its simple once you get used to it.
you just play every possible combination in the actual state of the game

so you need to find in what game you will win, and force it

[nova shore]

ace alone its 1 😭

[outer bay]

mb high card

[unborn sentinel]

I’ll stick to balatro… thx

[pearl ferry]

ik of 4d chess

but never 5d

[opaque ether]

How do u unlock brainstorm?

[split monolith]

I think... Hmm. I don't remember

[opaque ether]

I thought it was discarding a straight flush but that didnt work

[gaunt iron]

5 dimensional chess with multiverse time travel

is where the peak is at

[pearl ferry]

oh is it 5d

my bad

[gaunt iron]

yes in the title but like not really

[gaunt iron]

it considers x, y, z, time and timeline

out of which i wouldn't consider time

[pearl ferry]

me usually vs me on this app

[lost lagoon]

how is da balala server

[pearl ferry]

i haven’t been

[chrome dragon]

I almost screamed in my mess hall

[outer bay]

DAMN

[proud kindle]

Who here balalaing

[urban laurel]

Need post game criticism, where exactly did i do wrong

pair was lv.11 fyi

also wow this is fucking useless

[bitter steeple]

Your boss blind was the crimson heart.

[urban laurel]

So just unlucky?

[bitter steeple]

Yeah pretty much

[urban laurel]

Oof

Was a pretty good run

I was getting flames every blind (even bosses)

Oh well

[stray mist]

temperance value…

[chrome dragon]

I didn’t hit Es, NO GOOD SPECTRALS AND MY DECK WASNT FIXED FOR IDOL EVEN WITH COPYING HAL FOR SIX ANTES MAKING QUEEN OF HEARTS

I’m so pissed right now dude

All the right building blocks but this game will SCREW YOU if it has the chance

[limpid sparrow]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1418907000905007164

[spring escarp]

Nah, it should also be rental

[nova shore]

trance

[sacred bear]

Rental won’t stop it being (eventually) a 50$ temperance

Money positive trust

[vital ferry]

How do trees get onto the computer?...

They log in

[pearl ferry]

heh

[sudden plume]

I would love this because temperance

[spring sphinx]

50 bucks per specific tarot card is not useless

[spare cloak]

😔

every time i open a legendary spectral and its chicot i shed a single tear.

at least he adds more value to temperance though

[split monolith]

....get two or duplicate it, see what happens after

[raven yarrow]

Better than canio

[raw aspen]

Why's that

[raven yarrow]

Bro😭

[raw aspen]

?

[spare cloak]

eh... canio is pretty op if you start stacking glass cards and get enough hanged man.

[sacred bear]

Or a trading card

[spare cloak]

why are you bullying poor canio 😭

[raw aspen]

Why would this be worse than chicot

[raw aspen]

I mean the version of him from the opera is a little mean

[raven yarrow]

Idk i hate canio he spawn every time😭😭😭😭

if i want triboulete the game give me canio 😭😭😭😭

[spare cloak]

i mean same but like- AT LEAST HE CAN DO SOMETHING 😭

[raven yarrow]

NO😭😭😭

Okay

In other pov

Is better than yorick

Ig

Unless you have happy Andy

[split monolith]

Yorick is the GOAT, and I refuse to let him be slandered!!

[spare cloak]

true, idk i think every legendary is good in there own way but we can all agree Chicot is objectively the only joker you'd hate to see.

[raven yarrow]

Nah, he save you from the mf plant

But the best legendary is triboulete

[sacred bear]

Even chicot is really good in its own ways

I prefer seeing him than some others when spamming pairs

[raven yarrow]

I think I would use Canio for selling him hahaha

[spare cloak]

oh my god you're right LOL

[tiny pilot]

i love chicot (insert war here)

[pure smelt]

chicot is good, it’s just uninteresting

[sacred bear]

Yee

[tiny pilot]

how do you sort ur deck for a straight build

[hybrid swan]

cut the ends, inflate the middle ranks (slightly)

[pure smelt]

try not to inflate at all so your deck’s more consistent

[nimble crater]

start with deleting 6/7/8

so that you can play a straight with an ace with a 12345

and then cut lower ranks when your in a good spot

[tiny pilot]

why ace?

just use face cards

[nimble crater]

yeah

you should

but sometimes you just arent gonna draw them yk how the game is

so its safe to always start with those first

[hybrid swan]

how to give bad advice pt 3

[pure smelt]

just draw better tho

[civic burrow]

Why are runs always either abysmal dogshit or can one shot ante 8, there is literally no inbetween

[tiny pilot]

card sharp runs

[hybrid swan]

there's a few

[pure smelt]

if you get to ante 8, you don’t have to worry about econ or preserving glass, so you can focus on entirely on scoring, and you’ll probably beat it

[civic burrow]

Wut does that mean

[tiny pilot]

card sharp the joker

from balala

[civic burrow]

Only thing missing is eternal and it would be a whole ass wall 😭

[civic burrow]

Ah, i either dont have him unlocked or dont remember it

Probably 2nd

[tiny pilot]

yea card sharp gives x3 mult if u already played a poker hand and u play that hand again so they technically two shot all blinds

[civic burrow]

4 Cavendish better 🔥🔥🔥 🍌🍌 🔥🔥

#🕹・game-discussion message

I got this in a legitimate seedless run

[junior cobalt]

merry andy and yorick fanfic when...

[civic burrow]

When you get to it, smh

[bitter steeple]

chicot and matador fanfic when

[junior cobalt]

enemies to lovers....

[fading marlin]

Hey guys, Im playing spaded, but I don't know if I should sell yorick to get that thing

[nimble crater]

have you guys seen the fortnite emote situation 😭

[hybrid swan]

wdym

[civic burrow]

The thing on the side, where it describes the glass, the sticker, the edition and the rental

[hybrid swan]

that's not that unique of an occurrence to point out

[urban laurel]

fym shed a tear chicot is very good

[north crescent]

tear bc it couldve been yorick or canio

[urban laurel]

not the best legendary but a good one indeed

womp womp 2/5 chance buddy

[brisk apex]

I'm missing a rare joker, should I just take rare skip in ante1 sb to get it faster ?

[north crescent]

which rare

[brisk apex]

hit the road );

Just opened youtube

Signs for me

[north crescent]

i wouldnt skip for rare tag, better to just get more runs with better odds of winning than carry a htr the whole time

[sharp compass]

𐤑‎

[dry patrol]

xdxdxd

[marble yarrow]

help

[sacred bear]

Not enough

Lv2000 is where the real pair is at

[dry patrol]

xdxdxdxdxdxdxdxd

[warm garden]

HVYFIQA5 Y'all, this seed is OP, sorry for posting it here but with this I got this far for the first time EVER

[pearl ferry]

that’s how it feels i play like

[upper bramble]

its pretty average, you're just not that addicted to gambling yet

[vast forum]

I know I said a negative is a negative

but red card negative?

thats pushing it

[gaunt sky]

Balatro x minecraft

[split monolith]

square joker but all of them

[modest jolt]

What’s the easiest way to get banner?

I’m trying to download it but I can’t find it on the Balatro mod manager

[knotty bridge]

How the hell...

I think the highest I've got a hand type to was like 200

[brisk apex]

I don't understand with your next message, I'm not using mods at all

[knotty bridge]

Definitely some hot takes there

[signal lotus]

Hi guys

[split monolith]

Hey!

[marble yarrow]

im using crypted

game just crashed

[flat lantern]

Hello john Balatro

hello

[brisk apex]

What do I do ?

[sacred bear]

How much do you believe in the space man

[brisk apex]

Not that much, but I really enjoy this joker

[sacred bear]

Well its probably burglar here to gold sticker hit, at least maybe it can add some mult

[brisk apex]

4 hands, 4 discards, 52 cards, 5 jack

[bitter lava]

Which joker should i replace with blue print?

[brisk apex]

probably perk

[sacred bear]

With a pretty good score on a copied cavendish

[bitter lava]

Ok tnx

[fading marlin]

What does "❌️" mean?

[brisk apex]

Good, I reroll violet vessel and didn't get it back

[drowsy sentinel]

prolly sell the negative perkeo

trust

[brisk apex]

don't do it

[fading marlin]

So, I still with jorick, ok, thanks

[drowsy sentinel]

That is one horrid build for plasma deck holy

[brisk apex]

Yeah arround 200k, I think I'm fine

Thank you

[bitter lava]

Bru

[drowsy sentinel]

its a joke

[sacred bear]

Yeah sounds right

Congrats on c++

[bitter lava]

Ok 👍

[brisk apex]

W8, I need to hit pair

[brisk apex]

Thank you, I think it's like the all decks gold stake, I should do another run to let the game detect it ?

[sacred bear]

Ye i think so

Haven’t gotten there yet though

[fading marlin]

Now I'm so confussed

[sacred bear]

As in, at c++

[brisk apex]

white stake is weird

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🛸

[sacred bear]

Right? Feels like infinite power to begin ante 1 with 10 bucks

And low scaling

[brisk apex]

9$, I'm bad );

[sacred bear]

Should’ve drawn the high flush

[brisk apex]

Yeah, I think I was just like idc, straight on 10

[sacred bear]

I never trust specific card hands even with 3 discards

They always betray me

[brisk apex]

I go a lot for straight on queen or higher in gold stake, or flush

sorry I'm tired*

[sacred bear]

Yeah whatever can oneshot the blind and is feasible

[brisk apex]

btw, it hit 3 of the 4 hands I played during ante 8

[sacred bear]

Well damn

That’s a nice space man

I had a run last week where i’ve gotten pair to level 70 before endless

Spacr man, infinite blue seals found and some rounds of burnt

And telescope

Most free run ever

[brisk apex]

I did that the other day, the build is a bit garbage, but fun

[sacred bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337732024513069057/1421169709910331442/250926-181438.png?ex=68dab1ee&is=68d9606e&hm=c3f08ea4f21b33cbfa35a242aa0814dd8907dd66259a8fac4b2886dab343b2cc&

This is what i had

Pretty dull run

[brisk apex]

space man on the top

[sacred bear]

Yeah he kept hitting

[meager orchid]

Hia

[vast yarrow]

Can someone give me tips on how to beat

[cunning otter]

number go up = dopamine receptors in brain catch on fire like number

[fading marlin]

Yorick is really good, but an extra photograph or chad, even an extra scary face would be good or I'm wrong?

[brisk apex]

That's like 2/5

[cunning otter]

i think the odds are stacked against you

[steep lion]

It hit

[brisk apex]

you have the same chance to have one more for flushes

[fading marlin]

Yes, but, I'm not sure avout what do

Yorick is not really really neccesary here

[cunning otter]

go for it and pray it hits photograph

chad would be good but photograph would be insane

[fading marlin]

I'm doing it

Well, another chad, it could be worse

[cunning otter]

thats good

[vast yarrow]

Guys can I get tips on beating

[brisk apex]

I think you just have to be destroyed few times by the -1 discard and a day you'll get used to the -1

[vast yarrow]

Oh okay

[brisk apex]

Maybe don't go for to hard hands with fewer discard, or try to fix your deck

[vast yarrow]

Alright. Il take that into mind

[nova chasm]

I hate balatro

[fading marlin]

I win! And this is how the game rewards me

[sacred bear]

[nova chasm]

[fading marlin]

[nova chasm]

[brisk apex]

yay

[nimble crater]

omori and top 5 in the same sentence 💔

[obtuse snow]

wa wa wa wa wa wa wa ALERTA SISMICA 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨📢📢📢📢 ALERTA SISMICA🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣

[cunning otter]

you have a game with incest in it in fucking B tier. two over tf2

[pearl ferry]

play either a flush or a full house at the beginning and then go with the wind

[vast yarrow]

Ok

[pearl ferry]

and by go with the wind i mean take a bufoon

and do what he says

[vast yarrow]

[flint copper]

Omori over undertale 😢

[light quarry]

Q 😱😱😱😱

[smoky dock]

hello balatro people ...

[lone vault]

why is it every time you set up mods you have to turn off antivirus

[scarlet coral]

happy wheels at actively unenjoyable is bs

[honest canopy]

Skill issue? #⚙・modding-general

[smoky dock]

i know this is your opinion but spore should be at least C

love to see dbh in top 5

i love dbh

[wanton steeple]

Because the way lovely injector works functions similar to how malware hooks into a program so it's gonna trigger antiviruses

But yeah ask modding chat for how to deal with it

[sharp cliff]

how many times are you setting up mods

you only do it the once

[raven yarrow]

👀👀👀👀

Wawawawa

[pearl ferry]

someone call the wambulance

[slender knoll]

the boss blinds make me feel a certain way

i like the colors

[proud kindle]

Hi Yall

Take soul?

Yes or no

[slender knoll]

id take it and sell burnt if you don't intend taking it to endless

[proud kindle]

Was Mr your ick

I’m savescumming ts

Useless

[slender knoll]

why couldn't yorick die like 5 years ago in the play

[proud kindle]

😭

plasmadeck

[slender knoll]

eebee

[sudden plume]

I'm tweaking

[gaunt depot]

@radiant kraken u got banned from cibles server fr

[sudden plume]

I hate this game so much

[forest wagon]

aj on checkered deck?

interesting

[nova shore]

vuelven los curis?? 👀

[cobalt oak]

q

[dusk parcel]

how to make a grown man cry

[sudden plume]

What does AJ mean again

[timid cedar]

ancient joker

an exceptionally bad joker for checkered deck as it can choose any suit, regardless of deck composition

[sudden plume]

Ah

Yeah I dunno I really liked that joker so bought it without thinking

I was hoping it would keep retooling onto that joker cuz it chose clubs

And checkered deck is the only one I got up to orange stake

[grave rock]

Call me a bit dumb, but when I was looking at Abstract Joker's design, I noticed that the red stripes on the large orange part read out "JIMBO"
Has anyone else noticed this too?

[muted steppe]

Yooo any suggestions?

i kinda screwed myself with the eternal

[latent hemlock]

Rate my deck

[forest wagon]

if you've won then replace campfire

otherwise maybe photo incase a7 plant?

[thorn wraith]

i did NOT notice that wow

[nova chasm]

[pearl ferry]

sell photograph

[civic nymph]

anyone here know llambda calculus

[pearl ferry]

never touched the higher maths

[sudden plume]

My damn Cavendish broke

[nova chasm]

What

Im so tired

[sudden plume]

Cavendish

[nova chasm]

I wanna go home and sleep ( im on class)

[olive smelt]

so true

[strange thorn]

Why is this server still growing with like hundreds of people a day lol

One would think the absolute maximum would be reached at one point XD

[unkempt pelican]

That might be a bit abstract

[strange thorn]

This server almost beats the actual Dyno server in amount of server members

[ashen cipher]

I Just found out about existance Of balaro

Balatro*

A few weeks ago

[harsh birch]

Imagine if there's a website that when you paste your seed gives you the best route for your seed

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🍀

[wintry orchid]

your pfp is goated

[sudden plume]

Thank you

[wintry orchid]

as a programmer and a balatro player im now legally obligated to make this

expect it in a year because i never get anything done

[wintry orchid]

did you draw it?

[sudden plume]

Yes

[wintry orchid]

i like your style

[sudden plume]

Thank you

[quiet maple]

Holy fuck the RNG

[wintry orchid]

three blueprints omg give me your device now

[quiet maple]

4 actually :3

[wintry orchid]

BEO

[sudden plume]

Are we gonna ignore the 3k in cash

[wintry orchid]

BRO

[wintry orchid]

well if they just dont spend then thats not the hardest to get im more impressed by the jokers

no sum of cash shocks me, just rng

[quiet maple]

I had literally pulled a roffle and said "man a negative burnt joker would really save me" and it shows up

[wintry orchid]

lolll

[sudden plume]

Hee hee eternal jonkler

Jimmy

I forgot his name

Jimbo

Jimbo

[quiet maple]

Jimbo

Oh no

[wintry orchid]

JIMBOOOOoooOooOoOooOOOOo

[quiet maple]

We just said it's name 3 times like bettleguece

[sudden plume]

What does that one streamer call it

[harsh birch]

Relatable, I also have a ton of "untitled" project and unfinished stuff that are screaming "finish me already for God's sake-"

But I recently was working on translating Balatro to Arabic, and so I was making a project where I have the menus as in game and each "Collection" button and how it looks like in game to know how to translate it properly, and you write the translation in the project to see them side by side

[wintry orchid]

i should draw balatro art my recent art is just redrawing my pfp different ways

[quiet maple]

ANYWAYS

[quiet maple]

imma go back to the run and try to save it

[harsh birch]

Nooo! Not the Karboom!

[wintry orchid]

*betelgeuse

that movie was goated

[sudden plume]

Wish me luck

[wintry orchid]

i mean i drew my pfp as a
joker a while ago but that doesnt count

[wintry orchid]

whoah youre way farther than i

i love checkered deck

[wanton oak]

Goodluck, young blood

[sudden plume]

Checkered deck is the only one I got to gold stake

[wanton oak]

Gotta be a top three decks

[wintry orchid]

the newest deck i have is zodiac deck and I HATE ZODIAC DECK

[wintry orchid]

its the best deck i have rn

great for flushes

love me flushes

[wanton oak]

Wait till you play erratic deck

Or even plasma

[wintry orchid]

i also quite like yellow deck and abandoned deck

[wanton oak]

Hmmmmmmmm, i have mixed feelings about abandoned deck

[wintry orchid]

its good for straight flushes

[wanton oak]

While it does have 12 less cards, allowing for easier draws, i'm too far down the photochad rabbit hole to play it well

[wintry orchid]

i just want plasma deck real bad cause i wanna do high card only run

but i wanna win at least one run on zodiac deck before i do the next stake to unlock another deck

[wanton oak]

High card builds are SO fun to play, it's insane

[wintry orchid]

pensive

[wanton oak]

oof, unfortunate

[wanton oak]

Zodiac is so.... mid

[wintry orchid]

the existence of the balatro server is kinda funny

"lets put the individuals with the highest chance of gambling addiction in one place"

[wintry orchid]

YES

ITS SO BAD

I HATE IT

[sudden plume]

I accidentally started an erratic deck run and why do I have so many threes

[wanton oak]

I personally have nothing against it, but I feel asif it just negatively affects your run

[wintry orchid]

i would go for four/five of a kind

[wanton oak]

Explains the large amounts of collective insanity

[wintry orchid]

i would rather play a deck that gives me zero modifications than zodiac deck

wait is there a deck like that

like it doesnt change anything

[wanton oak]

Unfortunately no

[wintry orchid]

this is tragic

[wanton oak]

Well, maybe red deck, blue stake

[wintry orchid]

thats not its own deck though

[wanton oak]

Exactly

Localthunk gotta add the blank deck

[wintry orchid]

mod idea: adds a new deck called bicycle deck thats just a normal deck with no changes

[wanton oak]

Bicycle?

[wintry orchid]

the playing card brand

bicycle

[wanton oak]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sacred bear]

anaglyph

I’ll see myself out bye!

[wanton oak]

Why bicycle tho?

[wintry orchid]

imagine: balatro partners with bicycle

balatro adds a deck with no changes called bicycle deck, and bicycle starts producing balatro card decks

[wanton oak]

If you don't skip, then yeah

[wintry orchid]

cause its the most famous brand of playing cards

[wanton oak]

That is a neat lil bit of knowledge

[wintry orchid]

its well known and instantly recognizable as just the standard of playing cards

plain old normal cards

no changes

[wanton oak]

That's actually a really good idea

[quiet maple]

I want DNA 😭

[wanton oak]

Pivot into coping jimbo

[wintry orchid]

in an ideal world the addition of a bicycle deck would also have the real life bicycle producing balatro themed decks

[quiet maple]

No

[wintry orchid]

gtg

[wanton oak]

IT WOULD BE FUNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[wanton oak]

if only 😔

[quiet maple]

Do I just say screw it, get rid of a blueprint, and take DNA? It would save me

[wanton oak]

okie, baiiiii :D

What's your current hand size?

[quiet maple]

8

I've already used an ecto

[wanton oak]

What kind of kings are you using?

[quiet maple]

Hearts

I have retcon so I can just reroll

Diamonds I mean, not hearts

[wanton oak]

And the modifications?

[quiet maple]

Red seal steel

Might just rid of a blueprint and take dna

[wanton oak]

Damn i just realised, i am not competent to do math

[wanton oak]

Yeah, might as well

[brittle oasis]

Anyone know this mod?

Texture pack

[sudden plume]

I'm here playing balatro instead of sleeping (it's 5 am)

[worn crypt]

Jimbo Balatro is so yes

👍

My phone 2%

[sudden plume]

See I'm not sure if it's worth it

[lusty rune]

I mean if you have a flush build and a consistent source of glass

[quiet maple]

Ggs to the run, had an invisible make another mime, found showman, sold second mime in prayers for another copy joker, never found one, found a second mime, didnt take it for some reason

I could've gone all the way had I not accidentally used death on a red seal jack next to a steel king

[forest wagon]

how did you even have a red seal jack

[quiet maple]

Card pack

I was gonna use strength on it

Then chariot, then death it

[forest wagon]

needlessly convoluted when you literally have dna

[quiet maple]

I got the red seal jack at the beginning of the run, long before everything

[crystal nymph]

28 gold left. I am tired.

A fools goal but balala is life.

[forest wagon]

oh dang, lol

[hexed thunder]

This is the literal first run I got today (Blue Deck, Orange Stake)

[pearl ferry]

8 ball might be temporary but reserved parking is done for

no one wants an eternal showman

[urban laurel]

Who knew pairs were really good

[olive smelt]

everyone

[sturdy pier]

i jsut git that how do i get it?

am kinda new to the game

[proud kindle]

WHAT THE FUCK

[sturdy pier]

so sad

rip

[proud kindle]

1 FUCKING CHIP 😭

I hate plasmadeck

Even though my name is plasma deck

[solemn mango]

Yo

[sturdy pier]

hi

[solemn mango]

What is balatro rn

Me 1.0.0

[sturdy pier]

lemme check

1.0.1o-FULL

[solemn mango]

Ok

So im late right?

[sturdy pier]

maybe cuz of the mods

[solemn mango]

K

Bc i dont have bank to buy real game lol

Wait

Why is not straight?

[rapid hill]

Something wrong with your game. Try A K Q J 10

[frozen pewter]

If you guys wanna support young queer small artists i recommend checking out corrupted misery they are really good and indie sounding. Super calming and relaxing music i fall asleep to

[dark basin]

An ancient joker build is so good and fun to play

[livid breach]

Is kinda like a totem build

Chequered makes it easier

[proper sequoia]

https://youtu.be/eBZ-jlx3oeI?si=p3PfJT9M9iDCqqZj
fellas I think my soul just left my body

[quiet maple]

Shout-out to a random guy at the Papa Roach concert on Saturday who got excited I was playing Balatro in between sets

[lyric loom]

What is that new joker bro

[proper sequoia]

johnathen balatro

[lyric loom]

Ohhh

I see

[proper sequoia]

The actual answer btw is gluttonus joker, chaos the clown, madcness, golden joker, and wrathful joker

[lyric loom]

Yeah I know

[barren geyser]

BROOOOOO

I was playing Balatro and i saw hanging chad in the shop, but said like "well, it will probably be kinda hard to find a photograph and my run is already pretty consistent"

I roll the shop and there's the godamn photo

😭😭😭

Ohh now you're here again, arent you?

How much do you want to bet that I'll skip it and another photo will appear?

Holy shit there it is
Another photograph

Thank god i didnt skip the hanging chad this time

[sturdy pier]

can someone tell me whats a royal flush

[split monolith]

A straight flush with ace and three face cards

[sturdy pier]

oh tysm

[native path]

A straight flush with an ace, a king, a queen, a jack, and a ten. As you have the 4finger hand joker, 10 is not necessary.

[steel tendon]

What should be my order on this? Should I get the steel joker (12.8x)?
My kings are all steel with gold stamp

[knotty verge]

checkered is actually the worse deck for ancient joker

it can roll clubs and diamonds still

it rolls a random suit does check your deck

still an amazing joker but its gambling on checkered

[pulsar musk]

very underwhelming sale but i guess ill buy it

[quiet maple]

This is the run to 39 chat I believe

[sudden plume]

Real world accurate egg

[rapid hill]

Calm down man XD

[tiny mantle]

Whats more annoying? The plant or perishable blueprint?

[woeful condor]

eggternal

[hushed widget]

the (steel gold stamp) kings are plentiful

[bright cloud]

hi

[harsh birch]

Idk what to feel about the ice cream joker's negative colors

[fervent haven]

OHHHHH!!!

[spare zodiac]

simpson movie 2

[quiet maple]

What's the move here

[torpid vessel]

i love ancient joker

its my most played

[torpid vessel]

checkered DOES NOT make it easier

[steel tendon]

so sell DNA and copy triboulet?