🎙・server-chat

[ocean phoenix]

hello yall

i cant beat black stake 💔 (the deck with hearts and spades)

[normal stream]

yeah checkered

i was just trying that on blue

im just

i don't understand

[ocean phoenix]

dang

what does blue s

take do?

@normal stream

[normal stream]

takes away a discard

[wispy bloom]

WE DID IT

EVERY GOLD STAKE BABRBSNAJDNANVRBA

[narrow garnet]

Blue stake really just makes me feel anger

[wispy bloom]

Unfair fr fr

[barren geyser]

Playing Balatro X watching roffle playing Balatro

[tulip magnet]

[worn gust]

Bro its one of the easiest

Even on gold stale

[ocean phoenix]

Im not good at the game :(

[tulip magnet]

Bruh

[sonic field]

me personally i just beat gold stake on checkered first try (extreme luck) and then didn't play gold stake ever again or any stake other than white and black

[tulip magnet]

Is my deck good

[sonic field]

as in jokers?

[tulip magnet]

Yeah because I need some deck ideas

Hello

???

[sonic field]

idk

how much is dagger and supernova

as in mult

you need an x mult joker probably

[tulip magnet]

Supernova is at 85 mult for two pairs

Dagger is at 145

[sonic field]

me personally i don't really think certificate is necessary by now

[tulip magnet]

K

[sonic field]

you should switch it with an x mult joker

[upper badger]

Deck just means your cards btw, I think the word you're looking for is 'Build'

[upper badger]

Agreed here :)

Unless you get hologram and got a good tarot generator going (to keep having control over your deck)

[sonic field]

ohh yeah hologram

what would you switch for holo

[upper badger]

Supernova

[tulip magnet]

What is the middle joker

[candid kernel]

you could sell it or you could keep it

keeping jt is more fun

[sonic field]

is this a high card build

[upper badger]

Brainstorm

[tulip magnet]

Aight bet

[upper badger]

You need to discard a Royal Flush to unlock it

[tulip magnet]

K

[upper badger]

[sonic field]

A K Q J 10 of the same suit btw

[upper badger]

Best to ping them for that

[sonic field]

too late im lazy

[umbral hazel]

i'm jonkling it 🤏

[sonic field]

are legendaries eternal in the non perishable challenge deck

i've been trying to get a soul in it

to see

[normal stream]

yeah

same with Typecast

[still iron]

This game is such a troll

Baited me 2 times at ante 8 boss blind purple stake with soul cards both lost me the games lol

[rancid lantern]

yuh

[strange meadow]

dna hologram vamp is going hard rn

[zenith wadi]

Which showdown boss blind is the best one to face, in your guys’s opinions?

Mine is Amber Acorn

[fervent ridge]

Acorn or Bell.

The Bell sometimes just makes you win.

[zenith wadi]

Yeah it does sometimes

[strange meadow]

acorn is the easiest

thus my favorite

[fervent ridge]

Most annoying?
Violet Vessel.

[ocean phoenix]

Idk what the conversation was but i agree

[strange meadow]

new high score

reskins are hologram, misprint, and brainstorrm

[dusk parcel]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

HOW HAS THIS HAPPENED TWICE TO ME ALREADY

[unreal aurora]

Leaf 100%

Unless you're playing a card trigger build, then Acorn

[meager thorn]

hola

[unreal aurora]

"erm english only" 🤓 👆

jk sup

[meager thorn]

how would u rate my pfp

[unreal aurora]

10/10 did you make it?

Pretty nice

[meager thorn]

just found it

[opaque shard]

Guys

[slender knoll]

Eternaler Jonkler

When new run starts, add an Eternal version of this Jonkler to hand one time

[delicate viper]

Should I ditch holo blue for foil clever? Plasma deck btw

[zenith wadi]

Yeah

[wide crane]

someone got hacked

LOL

[dusk parcel]

then I proceeded to get a run that gave me (in order): photograph, blueprint, hanging chad, polychrome paredolia, scary face and then negative the trio

so that was definitely worth it

and I won

on blue stake

[distant sedge]

joker poker balala

[slender knoll]

chigoat has an atrocious negative

[sharp cliff]

what kinda 2 nat negatives 1 negative tag 1 ecto antimatter stencilrot is this

[slender knoll]

four dollars

[sharp cliff]

i mean the rebate and drunkard are useless because groker scaling but wtf

10 joker slots going into crimson heart
and i had luchador

playtesting my mod too so seed is useless
didn't even get anything i made

[slender knoll]

reposting the joker I saw for a split second

[queen escarp]

First time I'm able to uncover full potential of loyalty card

[lucid siren]

double banama

[eager shard]

localthunk, localthink, localthought, localthank

[drifting dew]

I wunda if tis wus a gud game

[eager shard]

hmmmmm, subopptimal joker order, hmmmmmmm

[drifting dew]

I couldn't see it bro wdym

It seems I am stupid

🫠

[whole crescent]

I don’t know what to watch anymore

I want a show to watch while I play balatro

[eager shard]

roffle

[strange meadow]

oh my fucking god i have all eternals going into leaf

[whole crescent]

What’s it about

Pitch it to me

[eager shard]

um
its a balatro youtuber

good to have in the background while you're baling your tro

[muted tapir]

cant stand that guy

[lost palm]

WRATH

OF

GOD

godspeed you magnificent bastard

[timid cedar]

probably would've made a difference if you had 2 copies on baron, what you have here is 5 mimes, 3 barons. moving another blueprint to baron would've been better

[limpid sparrow]

Guys? I have a suggestion: https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1418907000905007164

[quartz onyx]

Are u new

[drifting dew]

Depends on your meaning of new

[quartz onyx]

Like u just started

A week ago or smth

[drifting dew]

I started on Thursday

[quartz onyx]

Yooo

[honest canopy]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[drifting dew]

Get banned

[quartz onyx]

Scam

[forest wagon]

but guys its our friend Elon 😭

[hasty phoenix]

🔫

[quartz onyx]

Ban him

[coarse edge]

this build got me $400 to unlock a new joker

[fervent lily]

🥀 racism

[bitter steeple]

brainstorm clearly adding value here

[fervent lily]

ye

[forest wagon]

wanted: glass cards
amount: a bunch

[bitter steeple]

reroll shop for bones ig

[fervent lily]

the seed is actually crazy

2 invs pre ante 8

yorick

[forest wagon]

seeeee

yorick would have beat this blind

[fervent lily]

i was deck ffixing

and i got hit in the face 🥀

i was on hex idk why i didnt find a single ecto to use

[bitter steeple]

ghost deck would give you five incantations before even considering an ecto

[fervent lily]

real

[harsh birch]

Guys

I got a seed from a streamer and wanted to try it

Everything's the same and all

But for some reason the boss blinds are different

and it's ruining everything

Why is that?

[spiral meadow]

I used wheel of fortune and got this

[honest canopy]

What's the seed?

Also is this seed recent?

[harsh birch]

I've found the problem, I was using mods that affected boss blinds
But here's the seed anyways
697PY7CQ

[honest canopy]

Oh lol. I was curious if it was old a before the current patch

[fiery sentinel]

I feel like imma break my screen if i see chicot one more time from a soul card

[still ermine]

Hiii

[tacit heath]

Can’t wait to buy the well know game STEAM DECK, it’s 20% off :D

not particularly

[bleak grove]

Why no reviews? Are you sure it is worth the price?

[tacit heath]

[dim python]

520 ass? that sounds like a lo

t

[sudden plume]

Why the hell is the photograph a red deck

[fiery sentinel]

Cuz it's a copy

[sudden plume]

Ohhh

That's how it works??

What am I on about that doesn't change anything

[forest wagon]

thats just how it works

a little graphical bug

[sudden plume]

I forgot to save the goddamn seed

It rlly shouldn't be an issue there should be tons of seeds with the same thing

[solemn elm]

it lets you find copies from ankh/invis easily on non-red deck, it is a bug though

[low ocean]

He's so beautiful 🍌

[pearl ferry]

bananas name is michelle she’s a girl banana

[low ocean]

Dawg it's Michael
Also logically think about a man with his banana 🧐

Here's more proof that Michel is a male

Sorry @pearl ferry but am pretty sure he's a he

[flint copper]

Agender rep

[olive flare]

Who the hell is jimbo

[shrewd imp]

Ok I have 100% gold stickers and challenges

Why isn't it giving me it.....

GRRRR

[wild lily]

steam?

[brisk zinc]

yo he said the thing

[hot vortex]

plant

😔

[fading gazelle]

skip blind for more vouchers and possible boss skip

[hot vortex]

i tried that

[fading gazelle]

did it work

[hot vortex]

no

[shrewd imp]

Yep

[wild lily]

ok go win another run

thats the "steam shenanigans", or i would like to call it that

[shrewd imp]

Got it bossman

[pearl ferry]

i don’t like the french

i like balatro bc i can play it without my glasses

[solemn elm]

using generative AI as your source of information is an immediate red flag

[low ocean]

[low ocean]

Who ever said it was ai?

[solemn elm]

it just is though. that's what gemini looks like if it's through a Google search

[pearl ferry]

besides i don’t think we can stop ai at this point might as well try and use it for good

[solemn elm]

no! might as well try and not use it!

[low ocean]

Like potatos

[solemn elm]

use your brain, stop relying on generative AI

[low ocean]

Bro I don't 😭

[pearl ferry]

ai is fun to use sometimes

like pottage

potatoes

[solemn elm]

it's also unethical

[pearl ferry]

i agree there is unethical use of ai but i think as individuals we don’t have that much power to 🛑 make real change

[solemn elm]

funny coming from the person who needs a machine to think for them

[solemn elm]

you don't have to use it, so don't

[low ocean]

@solemn elm just chill twin why the hate I don't even use AI like relax

[solemn elm]

if you're knowingly doing something unethical then I just think you're a bad person

[solemn elm]

you just did though <3 lying is cringe twin

[pearl ferry]

i think it’s bad when it takes away jobs

like think about phone operators

that was a job that was 100% human until the machines took it over

[solemn elm]

I think it's bad when it harms the environment and gives misinformation and is trained off of stolen works

[meager zodiac]

Just use hack and pareidolia combo

You can counter ts in situations like this

But most of times you get cooked

300°C

[pearl ferry]

true

[pearl ferry]

and if it is a tool that is available for learning and not a replacement

[fading gazelle]

This wouldn’t have happened if you had chicot!

[meager zodiac]

Buffs all face cards ✌️

[low ocean]

So @solemn elm are we like cool relaxed?

[pearl ferry]

been trying to learn to code on this until i can get a 💻

[meager zodiac]

Why do yiu need perkeo outside your balatro

[pearl ferry]

it’s not a rpg

[meager zodiac]

What does ts do btw

[pearl ferry]

huh

[meager zodiac]

Perkeo app

[pearl ferry]

balatro is my favorite rpg roguelike deck builder

it’s a tool that i use

[meager zodiac]

What does it do vro

[pearl ferry]

fine you convinced me

[meager zodiac]

Balatro as rpg

😭🙏

[pearl ferry]

new tag

[meager zodiac]

Sometimes i think

[rotund crypt]

😹

[pearl ferry]

i hope i can my mouse

stay away from my banana

[meager zodiac]

67 in big 25

[rotund crypt]

how do i download perkeo

[meager zodiac]

Deletes your 3x mult :3

[pearl ferry]

it’s in the appstore

[meager zodiac]

Alr

[rotund crypt]

it says no results 😿

[pearl ferry]

it is an adult app

for such an adult game

it’s just a silly little card game that i love but it’s 18+ for what

[meager zodiac]

Idk

Cookie run kingdom ahh

16+

[pearl ferry]

could be region locked

[meager zodiac]

Send apk 🗣️

[pearl ferry]

i’m on ios

⚫️🟣

[rotund crypt]

there should be a challenge in the game where you can simply choose whatever card you want

In iOS

[pearl ferry]

erratic deck

seeded

secret button to unlock all decks and jokers

but it does disappoint me that i didn’t unlock it all for myself

it does disable achievements if you care about those

[rotund crypt]

Ohhh 😮

i downloaded like 2 weeks ago I don’t have lots of things

[manic jolt]

[pearl ferry]

2nd save file

💯

[still ermine]

I think balatro have a problem in the Nintendo switch 1/2 version

Beacuse when you level up too much the game slow down

Idk why that happen

[umbral hazel]

II''MM JJOONNKKLLIINNGG IITT‼️

[fading topaz]

nintendo just sucks

[still ermine]

True

[gilded bobcat]

Hi

[surreal siren]

You just lost the game

[rocky forum]

Hi all

[slim junco]

someone with ai slop pfp dm'dme

i dont know why am i saying this

but they ruined my day

Why do i suck this much 😭

[violet thistle]

Screw you green stake

[glad oriole]

yaoi!!

[slim junco]

so I installed balatro for the first time

I'm addicted

[fossil pier]

Welcome to the addiction

[slim junco]

thank you

I thought it was gonna be harder since I know next to nothing about poker

[fossil pier]

Knowing poker is the least of your worries in this game

Its the jokers

[slim junco]

that's good to hear

[elfin tapir]

how rare are negative jokers again

[fast jay]

welcome home, friend

[oblique isle]

Starwalker would never have that reaction to anything (actually only one thing and that’s the pacifist chapter 7 secret boss battle)

[slim junco]

Thank you!

[fast jay]

bro even the watercooler is surprised

[oblique isle]

Well yeah anyone can

Just drink half of it

(The cooler itself not the water)

[spice lake]

i literally copped this in my first shop unseeded

[rose oak]

Brainstorming it and by it i mean my Idol

[brisk zinc]

should i copy chad with one bs/bp for higher scoring

[neon wren]

if not glass, no. with glass...

[brisk zinc]

well you see i have red seal glass

[neon wren]

that's 21 x2?

[brisk zinc]

so i copy chad once

right

[neon wren]

well you have 2 hands, but think the photo is still better

I count 24 x2 that way

[brisk zinc]

okie

[neon wren]

is score still low enough it doesn't matter so you can try both?

[brisk zinc]

nah i'm gonna lose

oh well it was a good run

[neon wren]

calculator said copy chad

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator/?h=oAC0FoLQNItBQAF9L6X0vpfSoA

[sonic field]

me personally i would play a throwaway hand to try and get a red seal

[cobalt path]

I know I'm late to this, but I'm sad to see that the update is delayed. Glad localthunk is having fun working and that progress is progressing. (I'm just here annoyed at the -1 discard and want to see the new blue stake)

[wind willow]

I just joined how are people so good I got the game last week and my high score is ante 6 and round 12

[pulsar musk]

few more days left for steam sale, then i get these

[violet thistle]

Black stake done for

[solemn elm]

Silksong is very unlikely to go on sale, balatro and hollow knight probably will.

you should get Hades if you don't already have it, it's 75% off until tomorrow

because Hades 2 fully releases tmrw

[hot vale]

Who should I be for Halloween

[violet thistle]

Yorick

[pulsar musk]

2/3 should be fine

[dim fox]

the broken joker shop wow

[limpid veldt]

i just discovered that my new phone has a physical hotkey button on the side that i can program to do whatever

dedicated balatro launch button

[sharp cliff]

Onyx agate should have rng and bloodstone shouldn’t and why it solves two problem; not a thesis:
Onyx agate is better gluttonous joker and that makes gluttonous joker feel bad
But if onyx agate was 2 in 3 for +10 which is a slight nerf

Bloodstone is bad because it is inconsistent as hell and you need to be hitting all of those hearts for it to be viable
Instead a X1.2 or X1.3 mult should be better because it no longer risks an instant loss for builds that revolve around it, and it loses it’s dependence on oops! All 6s
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

[olive smelt]

onyx is better than gluttonous because its rarer

[sharp cliff]

it’s a direct upgrade tho
Which tbh is just kinda annoying because people love making “_ joker but better” and having to say onyx agate is a direct upgrade sucks
Every joker is unique, a flat X2 mult joker would be bad game design whatever rarity it is for example

*except onyx agate

[zealous pasture]

Server chat more like game discussion 2

[sharp cliff]

oh yeah

[olive smelt]

this is the chat for the casuals

[sharp cliff]

forgor

this chat has thunk in it sometimes tho
So he must see

see the error in his ways

[olive smelt]

making any of the players in this chat think could lead into bad things

[sharp cliff]

mmm fair

[tough mountain]

GUYS! GUYS!

I FINALLY DID IT

[olive smelt]

gg

[tough mountain]

for the first time bro ts is AMAZING🗣️❤️‍🩹

Also this!

[vernal tartan]

You should be my friend for Halloween

[olive smelt]

i gotta a screenshot for you and you need to tell what's happening

[tough mountain]

Ok🗣️

[sharp cliff]

Image not loading is it a win, naneinf, or completionist level

[tough mountain]

A potential particle accelerator🤯

[olive smelt]

correct guess

[still ermine]

I got a question, Who is jumbo in balatro?

[olive smelt]

a joker

[young turret]

Today was a good day for Balatro.

[still ermine]

Why the pack are called jumbo

[olive smelt]

idk

[still ermine]

Ah

[olive smelt]

it means an unusually large thing

[tardy fox]

Sometimes i feel genuinly scared to say that i like limp bizkit to youtubers and music critics

[jovial parrot]

Hey fellas

[rapid hill]

Hey man

[violet thistle]

Welcome to the club

Managed to beat blue stake lmfaoooo

[dusk parcel]

OOPS ALL PLANETS I GUESS

WHY IS IT ALL PLANETS

I JUST WANT A JOKER

[violet thistle]

Not all planets without planet voucher

[dusk parcel]

WITHOUT THE PLANET VOUCHER

[vocal chasm]

Just put the saturn in the bag, bro

[dusk parcel]

I don't care that I'm on purple stake I'm buying everything

I need all of the support I can get

I have $30

pretty stacked knowing I have card sharp

[violet thistle]

Im getting used to vouchers ok

🥀

[solemn elm]

why has a person with 3 messages in the server who joined yesterday added me smh

[vocal chasm]

You could probably be pretty well off just spamming two pair, at this point

[dusk parcel]

okay now we're talking

this might be a surprise tool that'll help us later

HANGING CHAD FROM RIFFRAFF

WHAT IS THIS

[olive smelt]

you gonna get some free nitro im feeling

[solemn elm]

I just ignored the request

[olive smelt]

rlly? missing the giveaway

[solemn elm]

if you're not even gonna send me a DM I'm probably not gonna add you

[twin pilot]

You guys don’t understand my pressure 😭

[dusk parcel]

YOU CANNOT BE DOING THIS TO ME

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME NEGATIVE JOKER

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH 4 MULT

[vocal chasm]

It's free

[dusk parcel]

I just wanted a polychrome joker from skipping

[karmic citrus]

is trading card on the first shop worth taking

ive already skipped it but im just askin for future runs in case i get it again

[karmic citrus]

on plasma deck

[vocal chasm]

Definitely on plasma deck

It's deck fixing and a source of money

And, in plasma deck, it's pretty easy to make it to ante 2 without scoring jokers

[solemn elm]

vast majority of the time, yes

Econ is huge, the deck thinning is a bonus for the mid to late game

[karmic citrus]

yeah makes sense

thanks

[dusk parcel]

this is the same exact joker lineup that I was given last night but with smiley face instead of whatever was there the last time

like genuinely WHAT IS GOING ON

I'm sorry I just had to play the glass card

[brisk apex]

[stark hornet]

jesus

[brisk apex]

Tarot pack gambling is sometime fun

[sonic field]

holy rare skip

[dusk parcel]

math and probability for the win

I JUST WENT TO ORANGE STAKE

I have a headache

I'm laughing so hard

IT'S ANTE 2

this seed has to be a paid actor

[brisk apex]

RHXPMLVM

[sonic field]

nat negative wee from the rare skip : )

now onto gold stake

[dusk parcel]

AND I LOST BECAUSE NO HEARTS

that was pretty deserved

[jade galleon]

i finally beat gold stake on every deck but the achievement hasn't popped

[brisk apex]

You have to rebeat once with a deck

The game checks before putting the sticker on the last deck if you have already got them all. Maybe the stake doesn't matter

[brisk apex]

Well played, I remembered the black deck being real pain in the ass

[jade galleon]

it was the nebula deck that just refused to budge

i beat every other gold stake while nebula was on black

never playing it again

[brisk apex]

You're gonna try the completionist++ ?

[jade galleon]

yuh

i think im near 60% with that anyway

66%

[brisk apex]

Of the collection stickers ?

[jade galleon]

still have golden needle and jokerless challenges to do tho 😭

[jade galleon]

yup

[brisk apex]

I think I had 30-40 gold stickers when I completed completionist+

But getting close

[jade galleon]

i was taking breaks from evil nebula deck for gold stickers

[brisk apex]

I've done all with anaglyph and ghost

But anaglyph is a bit frustrating, sometimes you get the neg skip and you die or just got garbage and sometimes you arrive at ante 8 and just meh

[rose oak]

the game might want me to pivot to another build

[jade galleon]

i hadn't considered doing that for gold stickers ngl

[brisk apex]

I think that's good if you don't really have a lot of gold stickers

Most of my first gold run for each deck was just hologram abuser

(Still now, but I can manage more easily with other stuffs)

[brisk apex]

Mine just does this twice in a row );

[dusk parcel]

I had retcon to resolve this issue but it never gave a debuff boss blind on the same suit ancient joker selected

[brisk apex]

I got the first wild card in ante 7, but here, with my other jokers, I can pull off the blind with two flushes

[brisk apex]

canio really wants me tonight I guess, 2 in 3 skips );

[steel tangle]

HOLY SHOP

202,000 ante 3

Pretty nice

WHAT

GOD SEED

[brisk apex]

The dude show up just to take his gold sticker 💃

[proper echo]

the gay ticket

[patent tusk]

guys am I cooked?

[hazy ferry]

you can discard and get some not debuffed

[glad oriole]

the free baron

[glad oriole]

sell parei

[hazy ferry]

Right?

[glad oriole]

selling pareidolia is the only way to even have a fighting chance

[hazy ferry]

oh

[hazy ferry]

now i understand

[brisk apex]

This make them all faces, so all debuff in the plant

But like skinky said, you can sell the parei and maybe survive

[patent tusk]

I lost

[glad oriole]

shucks

[hazy ferry]

but you can copy the seed and try again

right?

[patent tusk]

idk

I never used seeds

[brisk apex]

When you do a seeded run it won't really count as a win to go to a higher stake or put the joker stickers

[fossil pier]

I have no idea what i have done but its working, I also have 5 cards in my hand so I'm surprised I got so far

[cyan plinth]

Whats the seed🙏

[rotund crypt]

Wich seed?

[pearl ferry]

one sec lemme grab it

AAQREJCJ

trib 2nd ante i hear

[rotund crypt]

LMAOOO

wth

[viral jewel]

This is one of those games that I hate so much it ends up coming full circle and I wind up loving it.

It's only taken me like 200 runs to win 2 games. 😑

[pearl ferry]

that’s how it be sometimes

[low hull]

"Then he beat the game with high card"

[limpid veldt]

my phone just softlocked for a good ten minutes or so and this was all i could see

[fervent ridge]

You can't be serious.

[limpid veldt]

i dont get it

[elder harbor]

Egg

[limpid veldt]

holy shit tad strange

the most normal guy

[viral jewel]

The first run I won was built like that actually lol. There's a good deal of jokers that make it a very viable approach.

Trying to get a win with the black deck is like pulling teeth. Unless you get I necessary vouchers early on I can't even make it past the 5th ante.

[steel tangle]

3P89UQ1V

[lusty rune]

Why so serial

[fading marlin]

Hey guys, what should I do here? Sell cavendish and get all 6?, or stay just how I am right now?

[young turret]

Couldn't find a Baron. Wilting Rose Emoji.

[young turret]

Realistically Oops does give you more Mult.

[fading marlin]

Are you completly sure?

[young turret]

Not really.

What's the build so far?

[tough wigeon]

😔

[fading marlin]

A typical flush one(don't ask about "to the moon)

[young turret]

How did you accomplish this?

[young turret]

Did you take it early but switch builds?

[fading marlin]

No, I just missclick

[young turret]

Yeah, I'd say take the Oops for the increased Lucky odds and the Bloodstone.

[young turret]

Unfortunate.

[fading marlin]

Well, so, I buy the all 6

Thanks

[young turret]

No problem. I hope the run goes well.

[fervent ridge]

That's annoying.

[rotund crypt]

it’s over for me?

[fading marlin]

Nevermind, it came back in negative

[fading marlin]

You're cook

[fading marlin]

I know that suffer

[vivid island]

I got cooked by psychic instead of plant lol

[fervent ridge]

Game.
Just why?

[young turret]

[raven ice]

dont use bl**dstone

[fading marlin]

Huh?

[young turret]

Why did you censor Bloodstone?

[fading marlin]

Tomatoe

[young turret]

Marinarastone.

[fading marlin]

Parangaricutirimícuaro

[young turret]

You literally have #1 Lusty Joker fan in your username, why wouldn't you use Bloodstone?

[fading marlin]

Correction: bl**dstone

Oh, I'm 1% battery

[young turret]

Oh dear.

[fading marlin]

[young turret]

Had a pretty good run.

[vivid island]

bleedstone

[fading marlin]

[young turret]

BleedingOutStone.

[young turret]

You survived!

[raven ice]

bl**dstone sucks

[young turret]

How so?

[fervent ridge]

A Negative Hit The Road looks really good.

[orchid lintel]

Does any of u play Deadlock?

I did something

[bronze quest]

the black deck experience

[fringe niche]

bruh

[sand owl]

optimal order?

[fervent ridge]

I've made opposites work together.
(For context on opposites. Abstract requires more Jokers while Stencil requires less)

[fervent ridge]

Can this game just let me beat this stupid stake already?

It only cancelled out Seeing Double and the Stencil.

[hot pike]

got my second c++

[slender knoll]

petroglyph and merry andy have EVIL unlock conditions

DASTARDLY even

[lost palm]

all stone deck

plasma

foil

red seal

[barren wolf]

✨skips✨
(Not tryna be sarcastic just being here)

[lost palm]

500 voucher tags

[slender knoll]

wow

and now tell me

[barren wolf]

:0

[lost palm]

got to e49 rn

amazing

[slender knoll]

is the requirement simply to reach round 12?

[lost palm]

splendid even

[slender knoll]

you have to skip 6 antes just to unlock it

and also you have to WIN

[manic helm]

barely 3k points to finish erratic deck gold stake T.T

[whole crescent]

I get a god deck and boom get screwed by the boss

Always

[shadow nexus]

Heyo

[tawdry robin]

what do i even get rid of 😭

[unreal aurora]

Why tf do you have baron and trib

[tawdry robin]

i grabbed baron ante 1

[unreal aurora]

Eternal baron ante 1

Wow

[tawdry robin]

and since i have cryptid

i was like might as well

[unreal aurora]

Personally I think the invis is bait

Keep what you have

[tawdry robin]

i skipped it

thanks

[unreal aurora]

For future reference eternal baron is a horrible pick early, imo

Although I see you have some gold stickers so I think you know what you’re doing

[tawdry robin]

yea i was mostly just playing around

i have 6 decks gold staked

[unreal aurora]

My first gold take win had an eternal superposition

[unreal aurora]

That I stopped using halfway through

[tawdry robin]

im thinking of just getting rid of trib

[unreal aurora]

Honestly yeah do it

1000%

Well wait

[tawdry robin]

that or sock

[unreal aurora]

I mean is your high card good?

[tawdry robin]

lvl 6 lol

i should've played this run for real

[unreal aurora]

Paradoxical build lol

My brain hort

[tawdry robin]

what would you do

[unreal aurora]

Tbh I think it’s too late to pivot to anything substantial and naninf is a pipe dream so sell perkeo for mime

[tawdry robin]

fr??

[unreal aurora]

That’s what I’d do yeah

But I don’t do endless much I play gold stake ante 8

[tawdry robin]

i see

[unreal aurora]

Sleep time take care and good luck

[tawdry robin]

im gonna sell trib and just play highcard

[royal prairie]

only two deck left to gold stake, so close

[tawdry robin]

lets just say its not going so great

[honest canopy]

Looks good to me

[pseudo magnet]

Finally got it 🥲

[honest canopy]

CONGRATS 😄

[pseudo magnet]

thanks 🥲

[honest canopy]

Now what 👀

[pseudo magnet]

i was thinking of trying out the multiplayer mod, looks like fun

[honest canopy]

I think there's a discord for it? However if you haven't used mods before the folks over at #⚙・modding-general should hopefully be able to help

[pseudo magnet]

Thank you!

[tawdry robin]

[latent hemlock]

I FORGOT TO USE DIRECTOR’S CUT, NOOOOOOOO

[glad shoal]

No, Ectoplasm! NOT THE EGG!!!

[vivid island]

hmm... can't you look for a heart flush with the queen of hearts instead? or you do need the mult from lucky cards to score enough?

[still folio]

Yo chat

I need some advice

Non balatro advice

[abstract lichen]

2 joker stencil best combo

[forest wagon]

uhh, be positive and positivity will find you

[forest wagon]

hmm, invest your money but always leave a bit for a rainy day

oops that was balatro advice, sorry

[glad shoal]

4 fingers my beloved

[bitter steeple]

freaky

[winter knoll]

yooo world number 2 in speedrunning is streaming rn https://www.twitch.tv/jhard_username

[pearl ferry]

negative egg time

[inland thistle]

Is there any way to preview the score for your hand on mobile, I usually don't get the time to play games on my pc, so mods on pc are not really a good option.

[timid cedar]

doing math by hand

not really time efficient in most cases though, unless you can estimate efficiently

[spiral quest]

what is the average win to lose ratio in gold stake?

[timid cedar]

not really an answerable question

[sly locust]

now you have room for a swashbuckler :D

[inland edge]

[forest wagon]

pretty close to 0% probably since alot of casual players maybe try it a couple times and lose

although in that case you wouldn't probably be getting to gold stake in the first place so maybe its higher

[umbral hazel]

🙃 ʇᴉ ƃuᴉlʞuoɾ ɯ,I

[latent sigil]

FINALLY

[olive smelt]

idk bout the 'average' but insane players can have about 90% win rates

[latent sigil]

I’m causally playing and some not casual but mostly casual. Anyways I’m on purple stake right now and I have idk what my win rate is because it depends on the run and what I do. I barely refresh and buy what I find as good jokers and hope I win

[tacit heath]

Peak

[summer needle]

Depends on regarding what

[proud kindle]

Goated obelisk

[steel tangle]

YES, WOW

[plain hull]

Lo Balatro sale caro

[prime nova]

Wow, only just won by 0.12%

[slate fog]

Hahahahah

[eternal nymph]

I swear four fingers on painted deck is the funniest build ever

played straight flush build like a pair build

[grand prawn]

So i just did my first Naneinf, but after that the game crashed when i opened the game again and wont let me play another card, is there a solution for that???

[honest canopy]

Yes

[honest canopy]

#⚙・modding-general tell them your problem. There is a mod

[foggy veldt]

Meh

[static arch]

Mom can we have Baron+Mime?
We have Baron+Mime at home.
Baron+Mime at home:

[valid heath]

Peak joker🐧

[woven lotus]

and with that im officially C+ not sure if I wanna go for C++ tbh lol

[solemn elm]

HADES 2 IN 10 MINUTES

[white pulsar]

so

I did the funny

Three copies of polychrome Canio

Pareidolia helped with accelerating my multiplier

End result was:
x[(25^3)•(1.5^3)] = x52734.375 MULT

this would've been off the rails in plasma

[nocturne plaza]

Woah

[solemn elm]

HADES 2 HADES 2 HADES 2

[coarse wave]

Overrated AF in my opinion

[proud kindle]

What’s hades 2

[coarse wave]

A game

[lusty rune]

Does it have rooms?

[coarse wave]

IDK

They/them?!??!!

[spice helm]

Omg straight hand

[nova shore]

pretty often

[coarse wave]

1+1=?

[light gulch]

I don’t understand why would people pick obelisk

[forest wagon]

because its good xmult?

[light gulch]

But there are alternatives that are way easier to proc

[forest wagon]

what was the alternative in the shop last time you saw obelisk

[light gulch]

Hologram ?

Just use DNA or marble joker and you’ll be X25 in no time

[forest wagon]

oh dang

[opal tree]

"simply use 2 rares or one rare and an uncommon and you'll be winning"

[forest wagon]

I must have missed the hologram, dna, and marble joker next to the obelisk in my last shop

[opal tree]

yeah rookie mistake honestly

[light gulch]

Hologram isn’t rare

[spice helm]

I got a wraith

I didn't pick that

[light gulch]

Makes sense

[spice helm]

It was on 3.4x mult

[light gulch]

Oh that’s nice

[forest wagon]

but thanks for the help, next time I'll wait until i see hologram and dna

[light gulch]

Alr bet

[lusty rune]

Are you sure?

[lethal bone]

Kkkkkkk

[nova shore]

pretty, could be a joker i dont remember

[lethal bone]

Vcs já viram o novo mod

[wise rain]

this defeat hurts me

[lusty rune]

How did you get that far what

[wise rain]

mime made tons of planet cards so I just scaled five of a kind

[lusty rune]

But like

[wise rain]

i could've gone further with idol but

[lusty rune]

Only half of your cards are jacks of diamonds

Less

12 jacks of diamond

[wise rain]

I got idol late

and idol hit jack of diamonds

[lusty rune]

What'd you sell for it?

[wise rain]

fortune teller

[lusty rune]

Oh wait ante 11 isn't in the Es yet

Nvm

I'm guessing you had some glass cards that you would keep using and that's why you're not jacking it as hard

[wise rain]

i had one glass card and used it once

[glad shoal]

Is there a mystery requirement to get the soul card or am I just insanely unlucky?

[small crest]

No chad? Pffft no problem

[glad shoal]

Photo bustin

Honestly photochad overrated

[small crest]

Photobust

[glad shoal]

YES

[white bolt]

pain💔💔
zero ectoplasms

[small crest]

Lowkey take it instead of a brainstorm

More versatility

[white bolt]

im moving 2 jokers around

it doesn’t matter

[small crest]

Never know what might happen

[digital mist]

Baltro

[glad shoal]

I wish I got 4 fingers and shortcut and smeared joker

straight flush heaven

[proud kindle]

Ok

[digital mist]

I learned how to play poker

From playing balatro

I played my first game last night and actually won first place

[weak tangle]

i cant be the only one who thinks erratic is the easiest deck by an absolute landslide

u just r key for a minute till u get 8 of the same rank

then its like

the most brainless game ever

you already win

doesnt matter what stake

even on gold

theres no early game econ challenge

because you can save all your money for 2 antes

[rotund kestrel]

What

How

[glad shoal]

3 investment tags lmao

[rotund kestrel]

Bruh

I am very new to the game haha

But i had a noce blueprint combo

I like blueprint+burglar since b4 the blind you can get +6 hands and after you can 2x any other joker u need

+7 hands w blue is p dope

I spam pair/double pair combos usually

Recently got to ante 11 then -1d ante w -1hand then did ante 11 again

Ante 12 seems impossible for me

I guess i have much to learn

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🏂

[inner tiger]

Im crashing out

[sage bay]

Lord save me

[glad oriole]

seems very doable

[sage bay]

But 83$

GONE

I took that screenshot a while ago and I wonder why I still had pants when I mainly used flushes

[glad shoal]

YO CHAT first ever red stake and i get mega arcana tag and i GET THE SOUUUUUUUUUUL

I got yorick

🙁

^
Yorick

[wide lagoon]

cinema

[glad shoal]

Im CASHING out 🗣️ 🤑

[spring sphinx]

Alas

Poor yorick

[glad shoal]

wait shit uhhh

[glad shoal]

he held his head high through it all

[frank terrace]

hello chat

[proud anchor]

hello gamers

[frank terrace]

gamer when then

[acoustic wren]

i just taught my mom how to play balatro

she will be getting 8 ante

[burnt yacht]

Hi how to install mods ?

[lucid siren]

:(

[olive lagoon]

hi guys

can yall turn my cat into balatro?

[dusk parcel]

I've never found the pair of trousers popping up when it's convenient darn it dude

[dusk parcel]

THAT'S AI

YOU'RE GOING TO BE DESTROYED

[zealous pasture]

That cat looks freaky

[vestal escarp]

Awww I think they look sweet

[late mesa]

genuine question guys do you like pasta

[vestal escarp]

No it's way too crunchy for me

[flint copper]

…

[flint copper]

Wrongest opinion

[vestal escarp]

Genuine questions deserve genuine answers

Didn't expect to get texture shamed but alas here we are

[true torrent]

question: why do you have to reach ante 24 to naneinf, shouldn't burgler, 4 copy, baron mime plasma serpant naneinf whenever?

[tardy moon]

Balatro is fun :]

[timid cedar]

You can naneinf pretty much whenever you feel like. Ante 24 is just a massive barrier to getting to ante 39

and ante 32

antes that land on a multiple of 8 can't be rerolled into the serpent, which makes it incredibly difficult to get through without either an increased hand size (Juggler Tag, Chicot Manacle Bug, Crimson Bean Bug) or a stockpile of Cryptids (Perkeo)

[cursive copper]

team of little buddies

[celest oriole]

what should i make nezt

[foggy veldt]

Tarot

[wheat pine]

Finally did it. Swimming in gold... I know it's checkered deck but still, I feel good about it.

[honest canopy]

congrats!

[lean crane]

Someday...

[vestal escarp]

Not enough Cryptids?

/ why do you have Burglar?

[lean crane]

Yeah

I couldnt wait any more, I needed exactly 4 cryptids to survive

[honest canopy]

Did you use 2 ecto and not get antimatter?

[lean crane]

No 🥀

[honest canopy]

Unlucky 🙁

[vestal escarp]

But why Burglar? lol

[lean crane]

Extra hands, extra cards on the Serpent

I found It just before the boss

[lean crane]

I didnt have any usefull Joker using that slot

[vestal escarp]

Gotcha.

Just wanted to make sure you weren't getting your naneinf methods crossed up

[lean crane]

I guess the only thing left to do Is to keep trying

[unkempt orbit]

[One hell of a run (replaced jolly with holographic supernova)]

[Trib on Ante 3]

[Died to the Radical Larry of small blinds]

[Oh, I walked in on a dead chat]

[slim junco]

You win too fast

Before ante 24, if you go to serpent and copy burglar a bunch of times then use all your hands, you'll win the blind before you have enough kings in hand to naneinf

You win without copying mime or baron, just by the sheer amount of kings in hand

[true torrent]

Ah, that helps a lot. Thanks!

[true torrent]

Question: can you win IN ante24?

[slim junco]

Naneinf in ante 24?

With perkeo you can naneinf any round you wish

Even in multiple rounds in a row

[glad oriole]

not with burglar.

well

it does depend on how much you’ve needed burglar in the past

you definitely cant naneinf ante 24 with burg

[true torrent]

Ok, thanks!

[glad oriole]

the reason is bc serpent cant appear there

just fyi

[true torrent]

Shoot im dumb I forgot the finisher blinds. Ty for clearing things up.

[honest canopy]

Just to add to this. You need a fresh Bean or DNA with 4 copy jokers

[glad oriole]

or just

more jokers than usual

[honest canopy]

lol yeah that too. Like if you somehow had a nat negative Troubadour then you have more options

[wraith tiger]

sup chat

silly run

[golden snow]

Spent over an hour but it was worth it :3

[foggy veldt]

Looks fire 🔥

[golden snow]

Your cat is so cute btw

[unkempt pelican]

No gold sticker but grinding the stakes!

[nimble crater]

your wee is massive

[grand prawn]

What is the required scorte to beat ante 32 on plasma deck?

[honest canopy]

I'll consult the manuscripts

[honest canopy]

Me for proof (Im showing off)

[grand prawn]

IM SOOOO COOKED

Im trying to reack ante 32

39*

I only score e134

[honest canopy]

🙁

[grand prawn]

I didnt manage to get anti matter sadly

But i dont think that would do a difference

[honest canopy]

What was your joker lineup?

You can see in mine I had 7/6 jokers because I got antimatter with no ecto BUT got a nat negative Invis lol

[grand prawn]

I didnt expect to get this far honestly

[honest canopy]

Do you really need DNA at this point? 🤔 Could replace for a Showman for another copy joker? But also I dunno the math so 🤷

[vestal escarp]

2e180

[grand prawn]

I have it for the hand size, but even if i get another copy would that be enough?

This is prolly my last ante without having to serpent farm

[vestal escarp]

+3 hand size does more than another copy

[somber agate]

Size of hand

[golden snow]

Balatro Trivia: What does Wily Joker do?

A) +12 mult if hand contains 3oak
B) +80 chips if hand contains two pair
C) +100 chips if hand contains 3oak
D) +12 mult if hand contains a straight

[somber agate]

A i think

Prob wrong tho

[golden snow]

The correct answer is C

[somber agate]

I knew it was 3oak

Wrong one tho

[trail solstice]

i keep getting the good editions but its on the credit card joker 🫩🥀

[somber agate]

Damn

[golden snow]

I got a nat neg credit card in shop once

[drifting karma]

oooooh you wanna tank your econ so bad oooooooh

[grand prawn]

Idk why but everytime im trying naneinf, theres always a negative CC

[somber agate]

i got a neg jimbo 1 htile

[trail solstice]

that one peabody gif

[summer dock]

I need a quick help

anyone up

[golden snow]

what you need

[grand prawn]

ATP im just delaying the inevitable

And there's a voucher skip 😭

[summer dock]

i have joker that says it retriggers all played cards in final round of hand

what does final round mean

[grand prawn]

1 hand left

[summer dock]

hand 0

ohh

[golden snow]

The last possible hand you can play in a round

[summer dock]

okay thats it

thanks

[grand prawn]

Should i take it or nah?

[odd shoal]

helpme

😔

[grand prawn]

???\

[odd shoal]

🐱

[grand prawn]

Mabye sell paredolia?
What hand are you playing?

[odd shoal]

color

[grand prawn]

Yeah paredolia can be the best option, just put a face card first in the hand played

[odd shoal]

hey men

i love you

[grand prawn]

Nice

[grand prawn]

Welp

ggs i guess

[prime nova]

Um... excuse me? What are you doing here, Baron and Mime? I'm playing a challenge! Please come back during a naneinf run instead.

[prime nova]

result:

[fiery yew]

yay

[lyric vine]

damn it

i only see one of them when i go for naneif

[honest canopy]

Anyone else get messaged by @hidden otter trying to scam them? 🤔 OH NO oops I tagged them. I hope they don't see this 😱

[runic sinew]

Yoo

[lucid siren]

4 of a kind in a standard pack lol

[granite drum]

waow

i stupidly sold hanging chad

invis joker

[hasty garden]

46.9 bil high score. very nice.

[honest canopy]

Ante 13. That means you won 😎 congrats

[quaint halo]

May be cheesy, but it's necessary for painted deck
Will say though, Ante 1 joker pack gave me a dusk and idol

[bitter cape]

6 million chips

[kind solar]

I 🩷 madness

[forest wagon]

I 🩷 bbc

[hollow fable]

Does anyone know how to contact support about corrupted game files? My progression doesn't work.

[glad oriole]

blatro