🎙・server-chat

[frigid mural]

Hello
-# hayato

[vivid island]

play gold stake, get the other 4 legendary gold stickers and force him out. /half-joke

[brittle oasis]

nah thats wild

[jolly gale]

lads i would like to thank you for the seeded run fact

i can finally play with perkeo baron mime

and i discovered (i think thats how its spelled) art 🥹

but chat question

what are we hoping for

nvm its over

[zenith wadi]

You know I actually got Perkeo like two days (or maybe three days?) ago on an unseeded run

And I’ve been waiting so long for him

[jolly gale]

congrats :D

[zenith wadi]

Thanks

[jolly gale]

vro i got those 4 in like the first week

its been so long

[zenith wadi]

Crazy

[jolly gale]

where did my luck go

im not complaining (i hope it doesnt look like it) im just confused

[craggy shadow]

How did I get so bad at this game?

[jolly gale]

your not bad bro

look at your second run ever

you (props) improved a lot

[craggy shadow]

No, my performance was better in the first week than it is in the past three

I'm gonna blame my liver swelling, but it's probably just me being too greeedy

[jolly gale]

get well soon

[craggy shadow]

Working on it. But this is sadly gonna be one of those "completely change your lifestyle" type diseases

So it's gonna take a while

[jolly gale]

oh

well hope you dont need to change your life without balatro

[craggy shadow]

Basically I need to go on a diet where I can't eat anything that makes eating worth the effort for at least a little while and then slowly reintroduce small amounts of actual food

And I need to lost like 130lbs

I'm allergic to like 50 different kinds of plant based foods and now I'm gonna have to cut out meat and eggs for a while.

And carbs too

It sucks

[still iron]

Do you drink a lot bro? Cutting that would help you the most

[craggy shadow]

Nope. It's non-alcoholic fatty liver. I've only drank on about 11 occassions in my entire life.

Which sounds like a lot, but I'm 30

Well, 29 1/2 technically

[still iron]

Fair enough, hey I wish you the best of luck man get well soon you got this

[craggy shadow]

Ye. I'm going to see a GI specialist today and probably gonna get a dietician soon after. Just got the official diagnosis Monday, so.

It'd probably been building for years, but only just showed up enough to be diagnosed.

[compact echo]

i have now completed all jokers now to get the vouchers 🙂

[willow marsh]

cool

[compact echo]

time played 4 days haha

then ill have to do all gold stake runs uhhh

[jolly gale]

congrats bro :D

[ancient solstice]

Secretly the mark??

[patent elbow]

where would i put my balatro veiwer woting where jokers are seperated into teams and users vote on which joker in the team they want out

[leaden hornet]

all i need it one more joker and it wont apear

[wooden dew]

Genuine question: For my score to be higher, in this case, does my first card* need to be multi or red seal?

[leaden hornet]

mult

but should change the mult cards to lucky cards

[wooden dew]

I wonder why in my head one more multiplication (red seal) would increase the value, but I'm really confused

[patent elbow]

once again, where would i put my balatro veiwer woting where jokers are seperated into teams and users vote on which joker in the team they want out

[leaden hornet]

well if you have 3 chips from one card would you rather have 1 more chip or one more 3

[leaden hornet]

idk

[trim hare]

i don't understand

[wooden dew]

I was convinced, thanks ❤️

[leaden hornet]

np but make sure to get the red seal king to a red seal lucky card

[patent elbow]

Dude i litterally just explained it...

[leaden hornet]

what is the point of it tho?

[sly ridge]

red seal first because its gonna trigger photo once more, rest doesnt matter

[patent elbow]

To see which is the best joker

[sly ridge]

+4 is meaningless in the face of x2

[leaden hornet]

so just a server poll?

[patent elbow]

Yea but for each team

The most voted one gets eliminated

So in the endgame the best jokers are left

[leaden hornet]

my dumb ahhh aint een look at the jokers😭

[leaden hornet]

i mean lots of people would say trib

or blueprint

[still iron]

Blueprint/Brainstorm for me, Perkeo for a naneif attempt

[trim hare]

jimbo

[patent elbow]

I just find the whole concept interesting

[sly ridge]

best joker is obviously hologram

[leaden hornet]

lowk i fw wee

[patent elbow]

Noticing how https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1402055081486188646 is in suggestions might as well post it there

But not now, i'm still a bit hesitant

[quaint parrot]

i uh got a little lucky unseeded

let's see how far this goes

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🫠

[ornate scaffold]

SHOP ONE

[quaint parrot]

crap i forgot to reroll the boss :(

not bad score at least

[twilit bramble]

????? how does that work

[lime tusk]

YOULL BREAK THE JOKER LIMIT

You’ll get 6/5 jokers

It’ll be funny fr

[solemn elm]

you get to 6/5, but you cant take negatives or anything until youre at 5/5 or lower

[twilit bramble]

alr, thanks

[ornate scaffold]

i think this run might be blessed

[bright cloud]

hii

[trim hare]

hi

[gentle oak]

I keep getting Photochad setups I might be cursed

[twilit bramble]

this really turned out to be a goated unseeded run

[gentle oak]

Like you might as well give me the hint by punching me in the face

[signal escarp]

hello ppls

[signal escarp]

pwak

peak*

[prime glen]

Who should I kill

[lime tusk]

Sock

[prime glen]

I may have a particle accelerator on my hands

[lime tusk]

Go for serpent instead

[prime glen]

Already went through it

[lime tusk]

Retcon burglar

[glossy osprey]

I’m still kind of an amateur at this game but I just wanted to say Wee Joker + Brainstorm + Hanging Chad makes it not very Wee.

[cosmic sigil]

shit

[somber oasis]

That's a big wee

[glossy osprey]

He became an even BIGGER wee by ante 9

[shadow rampart]

alguien 1vs1 multi??

el que quiera medirse cobnmigo que me escriuba

[fossil ginkgo]

the first time I paired wee with chad I was blown away icl

I wonder what the wr is for higher amt on chips on a wee joker is

[stark maple]

This is a good run?

[glossy osprey]

I feel like any run with a blueprint and brainstorm is a good run

[covert field]

unless they're your only jokers

[grand hull]

ayy i just did jokerless for the first time

finally got 100%

[cobalt shell]

I just beat green stake why can’t I do blue?

I even went till ante 13

[red elm]

[elder harbor]

Was it seeded

[cobalt shell]

No

[red elm]

must have been

[cobalt shell]

I never do seeded

[red elm]

accident maybe

[cobalt shell]

Nope

Not seeded

For sure

[unkempt pelican]

Blue print and brains storm are only as good as the thing they copy.

[red elm]

must’ve played red on accident the

[cobalt shell]

Bruh buggy ahh game

No it was green man

[red elm]

it’s not lol

[cobalt shell]

I know

On iOS it is

On pc not

[red elm]

[cobalt shell]

I’ve played both

I’ve experienced lots of glitches on iOS

It killed my perkeo run once

Ts was unseeded

Was never even able to get the seed

[vapid gulch]

dang

[violet thistle]

Joker stencil and Acrobat with 5 of a kind hands carried

[neat wharf]

OUCH one off

[somber oasis]

This gotta be the saddes thing I've seen all day

[kind solar]

> Buffoon Pack in shop
> Looks inside

[somber oasis]

Choose 1 💔

[inland ember]

wrong

sometimes they're even better

due to positioning stuff

example:Dagger is about to kill an egg that is worth 30$ or something, and brainstorm copies blueprint, which copies dagger and gives it double the mult it would get

PLUS they get the mult once they start copying it mid round!

[unkempt pelican]

I mean you said I was wrong and then literally explained utilizing bp or bs to copy a joker can be beneficial to you and your run. Ofc using blue print to help you get more mult is well good

And the point I was trying to make if you have brain storm(bs) and blue print by themselves they do nothing . They’re only good by copy a joker and getting value from another joker etc.

[inland ember]

i mean...isn't that the whole point??

they're meant to amplify your build, not straight up better it

for example,i wouldn't sacrifice a photochad + sock + burnt joker build for blueprint

at most sock, but even then i'm not sure

[knotty verge]

you would dump sock tho. either its 2 more trigger over 1 or a double effective photo

you just described a situation where blueprint is objectively stronger while also doubling your burnt joker

but that point of needing something to copy is very true as in higher stakes an early blueprint with no scoring will kill you econ and you on like ante 2

[tacit heath]

I got lucky with a few jokers at the start so I did an only straight hand build

Was fun

[boreal prairie]

Lowk my birfday

[fading marlin]

Hello!, I have 2 questions,the fist one is about how to unlock the invisible joker, because I don't know if the joker will be unlocked if i sell a card
And second, I should sell some joker here to buy the chad, and what should I sell in that case?

[trim hare]

the second one

[fading marlin]

I should sell hologram?

[trim hare]

yes

[fading marlin]

I have it with 3.25x

[trim hare]

then sell cavendish

[cunning otter]

me when im lucky

[quaint parrot]

when you're who

[warped sphinx]

shut tf up bro 😭✌️

[coral pebble]

tried to do smth with 8 ball but it just fucked itself
should i leave it for the soul

[worthy maple]

Gotta gamble

[slim dirge]

the plasma deck "bwom" sound randomly plays in my head every 10 - 20 seconds

[fathom fjord]

Yall

I just got 2 souls back to back

(The other was Canio)

[slate fog]

today i won 4 times

today was my second first win, so im so happy that came that much later

i was not used to win, i guess its not a lot if you know how to play, but i still have to learn

[umbral hazel]

ii''mm jjoonnkklliinngg iitt 🫨🫨

[narrow garnet]

Every time I peek my head in the chat bro is two hands jonkle style

[fathom fjord]

Here’s the seed

And the very next arcana has Chicot in it 🤣

[vestal remnant]

You only get invisible joker when you only pick 4 jokers or less the entire run. Even if you sell a joker and buy a new one, it still counts as another joker in the run

[fading marlin]

So... why did I get it if i already selt a joker?

[vestal remnant]

I’m probably thinking of if you’re holding 5 jokers at all in the run then

[naive nova]

does anyone know the aspect ratio of the joker cards

[pseudo lark]

🎲 BALATRO COMPETITION 🎲
I’m looking for 6 players to join a Balatro tourney — winner takes home 1 LTC (Litecoin) 🪙

Runs must be recorded (stream/clip/screenshot for proof)

Fair play rules: same deck or open deck (TBD with players)

Fun & bragging rights + crypto prize 💸

If you’re interested, DM me or drop a ✅

[spare zodiac]

cant you just give me the whole of europe if i win

[unkempt pelican]

Sounds like a scam

[spare zodiac]

idk why id want to own that

[short wedge]

sell egg?

[wintry orchid]

bruh

[short wedge]

chicot :/

negative hack lol

no way bro this isn't even seeded

[quiet maple]

You gonna give us the seed... Right?

[short wedge]

when i die of a lack of cards

o7

sacrifice chicot?

wait no im gonna die poor

[foggy horizon]

[short wedge]

turns out turning glass back to non glass makes you weak as shit

o7 fr now im on my last king

:D

its on 30 now also sorry for spamming my whole life story if it bothers anyone idk

i die bye

[quiet maple]

o7

[short wedge]

4T5QSD84

seed

[quiet maple]

I'll try it later

You have all jokers and everything?

[manic helm]

spooke

[short wedge]

lol i forgot that im playing on my new main acc bc somehow it got deleted

[quiet maple]

So you don't have everything

Ok

So it might be SLIGHTLY different for me

[short wedge]

yea i just ran out of kings and thats the problem

[short wedge]

oh i do

only blinds and stickers are missing

[quiet maple]

Ah

[short wedge]

and i get all the achievements again

collection is full tho

[wintry orchid]

if only i had gotten photograph

[short wedge]

did i say blinds i meant stakes

[wintry orchid]

wait what would i have gotten rid of

[short wedge]

me stoobit

[short wedge]

scary face

[still iron]

Found a crazy seed guys during normal play, ante 3 yorick ante 8 negative perkeo

First time ever unlocking legendary jokers and got 2 same game 😂

[wintry orchid]

but
that was my only chip card

[short wedge]

well its still worse than photo

[wintry orchid]

what the hell

[solemn elm]

the fandom wiki isnt maintained/moderated, use balatrowiki.org instead

[inland ember]

LMFAOOOO

[eternal forge]

that one is better ngl

It's funnier

[solemn elm]

it's also less accurate

[short wedge]

btw the game will force you to get glass joker at some point and just makes it reappear in some rerolls

[solemn elm]

you can just not have a glass card in deck

[short wedge]

nah

[solemn elm]

yes you can! 👽

[keen crescent]

alguien juega balatro online

[rocky pollen]

pain 🤣

[short wedge]

but im gonna get worse scaling on that seed

[solemn elm]

You're going to end up cutting out yorick and canio anyway because they don't scale fast enough for deep endless

[paper summit]

If a new joker was introduced that doubled the probability of drawing a 7, how should the deck be shuffled at the start to achieve this?

My idea would to be to duplicate all 7s, shuffle uniformly, then remove all 7s that come after their duplicate. I don't actually know if this would double the chances, though.

[craggy shadow]

What should I do?

Rocket is at $3

[spice helm]

Seed is 4ZNEWTQN yorick in arcana pack skip

[spice helm]

WHAT is that texture pack bro

[craggy shadow]

Dark Mode

[spice helm]

Dark mode balatro before GTA 6

[spice helm]

Then negatives are white???

[slender knoll]

Dropped Deck

1/(2-10) cards drawn face down

second number changes each round

[craggy shadow]

Correct.

[spice helm]

Galactic deck
levels up a random hand at the end of round

[fervent ridge]

I might be onto something.

[spice helm]

What deck???

[craggy shadow]

Should I take the egg? Should I take the Campfire? Which jokers should I swap to swap?

[fervent ridge]

Final stretch.

Third Gold Stake completed.

[sick silo]

will i win and if not what do i sell(holo is at 5.25x)

[naive galleon]

:(

[worthy phoenix]

I'm crying with happiness

[west timber]

this is why i hate orange stake

like why is every rare jokee suddenly perishable

[fervent ridge]

Just wait till you get to Gold Stake.

[west timber]

rental isnt that bad compared to perishable imo

Unless every joker is rental

Also because mail in rebate is so broken since you usually find one

[fervent ridge]

I meant having both Perishable and Rental on the same Joker.

[west timber]

Oh

[uncut musk]

hello guys

[rapid hill]

Hello

[uncut musk]

hi

[uncut musk]

I like u pfp

so cool

[empty rock]

❤️‍🩹

[rotund crypt]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[spice helm]

What a pity I didn't get a baron or mime

It would've be a good run

Steel joker was on 11.4x mult

[sick silo]

hello?

[slim junco]

Perishable yuri 😭

[lean crane]

.

[royal vault]

wowzers

[quiet maple]

That's pain

Blueprint tho for more maneuverability with joker order

[vivid island]

bp go brrr

[nimble crater]

w speed

[proven pebble]

Balatro friends I’m doing gold stake painted deck and I seem to have forgotten how to play the game, any tips?

[rocky hearth]

its been a good run but its time to go

[proven pebble]

🫡

[slender knoll]

i hate the eye killed my run twice

trying out flush builds

i normally use a two pair build

[wraith tiger]

you want a build?

[mighty hazel]

wub

[mighty hazel]

a

[slender knoll]

badubbadubba 'zat true?

[hollow spade]

BLACK DECK, GOLD STAKE

[fervent ridge]

Hmm...

[honest canopy]

gg

[slender knoll]

sole

[meager zodiac]

Get brainstorm trustt

[fervent ridge]

Game set and match.

[meager zodiac]

I think

[lean crane]

I already got e33 with idol

[meager zodiac]

I got blessed with balatro powers and now i get peak build but i cant get naneinf

Speak fire vroo

[onyx wren]

i hate this blind

[manic helm]

god I love red banana

[silver nymph]

real

[lean crane]

Alright

[hollow spade]

So glad I never have to play black deck again

[slim junco]

Based pfp

[fervent ridge]

I've been doing some stuff...

[thick flax]

im prolly gonna take this hermi

[honest canopy]

stonks

[honest canopy]

Murder more

[thick flax]

i once had a 14x canio

[thick flax]

im gonna kill this run because the vouchers are too tempting

i have shit econ

i got both overstocks in 2 antes man

correction

the first 2 antes

[thick flax]

yes, i killed the run, now what(itshappening again)

[fervent ridge]

Got to X14 mult on Caino.

[thick flax]

nice

[lean crane]

"It would be so cool to have a Canio right now"

[nimble crater]

it would be so awesome

[half glen]

what should I do now?

[honest canopy]

I'd be using the DNA on Queens personally

[nimble crater]

we need more jokers that apply to aces

[half glen]

I have too many aces because I was mostly using DNA with the same card, I think it was a bad idea

[nimble crater]

yeah cause your using photochad sock with ace cards

[half glen]

I managed to win :D, I was copying queen cards with DNA and the aces I duplicated before helped me level up the high card

[jolly talon]

No one is ready for what's going to happen

[low ocean]

Is this good for my second run?

[half glen]

What should I do now? Its my first time reaching the ante 9

[forest wagon]

yes

[low ocean]

Oh ok cool

[forest wagon]

try to make everything one card in your deck and start playing and levelling up 5 card hands

[dense eagle]

yo chat

should i buy this

[glad oriole]

yeah

its pretty good

[deft talon]

Yes

[dense eagle]

aight

[slender oasis]

YES

[dense eagle]

also deadcells on sale for pretty cheap rn

can get both for like 19 bucks

[slender oasis]

dead cells is my absolute favorite roguelike so get that before hades

also

the devs behind dead cells made a new game

rogue prince of persia

its extremely good

give it a chance

[dense eagle]

the reviews make it unappetizing

[uncut musk]

hello guys

[slender oasis]

wtf

[feral bridge]

can we have this bot banned?

thanks

[charred gate]

true...

[dense eagle]

the negative reviews gng

[slender oasis]

oh fair

[slender oasis]

can you use dark mode first

[summer needle]

Can we have people who use light mode deceased?

[slender oasis]

that's what im saying 🔥

[feral bridge]

@slender oasis @summer needle you don't wanna use dark theme with my eye condition

🙂

[summer needle]

What condition

[feral bridge]

uhh in simple words letters stay in my view as white lines

which may trigger migraines too

[summer needle]

Just say what it's called

[feral bridge]

like explaining the condition is not enough, i love internet

[summer needle]

Did I asked too much or what?

[languid kiln]

О как.

Ahem.

[feral bridge]

Visual Snow Syndrom and Migraines

[summer needle]

I see

[summer needle]

Эвоно как

[feral bridge]

ye but threats for having light mode is wild

[exotic mirage]

Is it wild that you go naninf unseeded run?

[hasty harbor]

Nah interrogating someone about their medical condition on a balatro discord server in the big 2 5 is wild

[topaz gazelle]

internet is quite the place

[rapid bone]

does credit card count as econ in balatrodle

it does

[rugged frost]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[still ermine]

Guys do you think uk will remove balatro?

[honest canopy]

Why?

[slender oasis]

why not tbh

[honest canopy]

??? they asked the question with no context

[still ermine]

UK wants to remove gambling and video games that feature gambling or are inspired by gambling

[slender oasis]

it's about the recent laws

[slender oasis]

well

unless you give them your info that is

big brother is watching

[still ermine]

im not even from uk

But i still need to do the ai id verification

[slender oasis]

show them arthur morgan

[flint copper]

I thought the uk was cool

[still ermine]

Ok

I hope balatro dont get removed anywhere

[flint copper]

Bro I thought sauerkraut was a sausage

It’s a leaf fsr

[latent sigil]

Is this a good run?

I feel like it is but I could be delusional

[somber oasis]

Yeah that's pretty good

[latent sigil]

Ok. Thanks

YOOOO

[sacred salmon]

what usefull natrual negatives

[hardy cipher]

Perishable rentals.. I hate gold stake

Joined bc for the first time I didn’t know what to drop for brainstorm 🙃 running 2oHs idol build

I’m thinking Chad but what if the bloodstones just don’t trigger lolz

[sacred salmon]

whats the deck like?

[hardy cipher]

2 of hearts everything

I added some extra cards bc of purple seals tho

[sacred salmon]

you want if over chad probbaly

without oops it can just betray you though

[hardy cipher]

that’s why it’s such a tough decision 😭 my highest score ever is e17 I wonder what would top it (have 5 glass 2s)

[latent sigil]

I’ll take it

[tiny bramble]

scary eye

[vast raft]

them

[latent sigil]

I couldn’t beat it even if I tried. My best was 3.35 billion and needed 94 billion. I wasn’t winning this

[vast raft]

Lock in

[unkempt pelican]

Bro do they know how much tax money is brought in from gambling?

[latent sigil]

I was

[hardy cipher]

hit e17 🙃

[latent sigil]

Working my way up to that

[hardy cipher]

Another ecto.. my brain can’t handle this

Yea I’m never topping this unseeded

[vast raft]

Lock inner

[still ermine]

It was an article

[somber oasis]

Probably pretty easy on plasma deck?

On plasma that might’ve been e52

[hardy cipher]

true.. but I would’ve never been able to trim the deck quick enough compared to abandoned. interesting thought tho

maybe a baron mime build on plasma deck could do it

[somber oasis]

Yeah I did one unseeded on plasma just yesterday where baron Mime took me to e60

[noble jewel]

Rate the run

[hardy cipher]

how many brainstorm/blueprint did you have

[somber oasis]

2 brainstorms one blue print

Antimatter never came though so I never got the chance to get another

[hardy cipher]

the thing that makes me terrible with endless runs is I never know when to take showman

antimatter seems important for baron mime too bc the loss of hand size of ecto isn’t feasible

[somber oasis]

Well for baron mime run if you have gold kings that usually means Mime becomes your econ joker too so you’ve got score and econ covered by the same joker so you can use that extra slot to get showman

Usually when you have no more space for jokers you try to get ecto or antimatter and put a showman in that extra spot until you find another copying joker

[hardy cipher]

Red seals > purple seals > blue seals for endless I’m thinking

kind of the opposite for normal runs lol

[somber oasis]

For me it depends on the run if I’ve got enough score without red seals to cover me for a while then I think purple seals and blue seals are the best

But there is a point where planet levels don’t really increase your score by a meaningful amount

So I generally lean towards purple seals to fix my deck

But this is situational after all

[hardy cipher]

yeaaa exactly. deck fixing quickly is the toughest thing for endless and purple seals just make it so much easier.

that -1 discard on blue stake is rough though

[somber oasis]

Thunk really hates it too he’s changing it in the next update I think

[umbral hazel]

I'M JONKLING IT 🗣️

[bleak grove]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[hasty phoenix]

🔫

[digital tusk]

noo too slow :(

[hasty phoenix]

👆

[digital tusk]

im not "cool" enough

[hasty phoenix]

😎

[digital tusk]

i checked audit log i was half expecting egg to slide in and snipe it

[hasty phoenix]

Egg has been slow recently

[somber oasis]

You all fight to get the job done?

[digital tusk]

not really, its all just for fun!

[bleak grove]

how it is in the cryptid server too (I'm a mod there)

[somber oasis]

It does help with getting some action taken fast

I guess

[digital tusk]

i keep forgetting mods exist

i've used cryptid a few times it was fun!

[somber oasis]

For some reason I cant get mods to work on mac

[digital tusk]

I haven't tried, but you could ask in #⚙・modding-general and see if there's someone there who could help you

[somber oasis]

Yeah maybe I’ll try again sometime ty

[unique karma]

most blessed run I had in a while, the balatro gods had pitty for me bc it was 2 am and I was not going to sleep until I beat orange stake on black deck

shoutouts to drunkard my goat

[valid token]

hi hi

[unique karma]

hi

[valid token]

hi quenteb

[somber oasis]

Orange stake on black deck is pretty good

It must've taken a long time

[unique karma]

Yea it did

I was playing since 11 pm

[grand hull]

just scored '-nan' instead of naneinf and died, i am confused

[solemn elm]

You're playing modded

[modest solar]

Probably playing with modded balatro like talisman

[grand hull]

oh shi

didnt realise that affected it lmao

[errant condor]

W unseeded

the amount of cards i have are so low i have to pick up random cards and death them

[grand hull]

negative superposition doing all the work obviously

[somber oasis]

Negative wily carrying

[hard locust]

Straights are goated

[upbeat sedge]

helo

[upbeat sedge]

tlauncher in the big 25

[dark wind]

minecrafts like a 100 in my currency 😭

[unique karma]

can yall help me find a roffle clip plz

I need it for a project, It's the one clip where someone in chat asks what is the goal of the run and he said: Having Fun

[honest canopy]

Thats every 2nd vid

Because his chat is stuck in an infinite loop of "looks inside, is this seeded, whats the point, will this naneinf"

[unique karma]

fair

I'll just join a roffle stream and wait to get the clip for myself at this point

[hollow spade]

Got yorick just in time to build 2x mult and get the gold sticker:)

Welcome raised fist, yorick, and cartomancer to the gold stake club

6.25x cat btw

[icy onyx]

All deck gold stake completed run carried by Vagabond
(Tho this is on a new profile where unlock all is enabled)

Pair gaming

[olive smelt]

it is feasible

DNA helps you get some of that handsize back

same with serpent + burglar

you can use like 3 ectos

[upbeat sedge]

how

im high card gaming

[craggy shadow]

So, sell Crazy, buy Egg, buy Arcana pack?

Or do I take the campfire?

Well, yeah, come to think of it, I think I want the campfire

But...

hmm

What to get rid of then?

[forest wagon]

sell the texture pack

[olive smelt]

yea selling the texture pack here might be the play

[hollow spade]

Ive only recently taken pair pill

[hard locust]

Challenge shows incomplete even after beating ante 8 🥀

[still iron]

Have to finish the game entirely before it counts towards achievements

Doesn’t count it on the ante-8 win screen

[hard locust]

Damn. I already started a new run after that. Guess I’ll have to do it all over again.

[still iron]

If you started a new run maybe it counted? Check your collection after

But best of luck either way!

[hard locust]

Doesn’t show yet. Maybe it’ll show later.

[hard locust]

Thanks and same to you for your runs 😄

[low ocean]

Another good run first time reaching e territory in a unseeded run

[olive smelt]

gg

[low ocean]

Thx

[valid token]

hi chat

[serene swift]

Balatro balatrez está jugando balatro

[valid token]

what

ok

[valid token]

ok7

[half glen]

idk which one I should choose

[forest wagon]

ankh...

[vast raft]

[vapid estuary]

Hi guys. There is an unofficial port of Balatro for android. And it is more complete than official. But for mine. On the phone, half of the screen is black. Can you tell me what to do?

[somber oasis]

Bro ain’t there an official port for android?

[vast raft]

Get the official port

Ez

[runic mica]

imagine have android in 2025

[barren geyser]

||Balatro Balatrez||

[vast raft]

We're not living like the joneses

[runic mica]

i will pay you iphone if you want

[vast raft]

Give me 500,000 usd

[barren geyser]

I want 500,000 usd too pls

[vast raft]

[vapid estuary]

What's wrong with Android?

[barren geyser]

Good question honestly

[narrow garnet]

Uhh did you get through the playstore??

Mines never done this, android is the goat

[jolly gale]

yo chat im playing a peak seed

[somber oasis]

They said it’s an unofficial port whatever that means

[jolly gale]

yet i have but one question

WHERE IS MY BARON

[narrow garnet]

Hmmm I guess that means pirated idk

[somber oasis]

I swear man whenever I attenpt high score baron and mime take forever to show up

[unkempt pelican]

Just open the pack my guy

[jolly gale]

chat i need my barons

im starting to be forced to use some cryptids

does this seed not have any barons?

like vro

round 48

0 barons

[slim junco]

What’s the way to get money in the game I still doesn’t have the joker that requires 400$💔🥀

[hard locust]

Cloud saves suck

Completed 15 minute city and Cruelty but doesn’t show 🥀

[forest wagon]

should have rerolled more

[lyric loom]

Is that 3 blueprints
2 legendary jokers

And brainstorm

Holy cow

Stacked seed

[digital oxide]

try anaglyph deck and taking investment tag in a later ante

[olive smelt]

shit happens

[half glen]

except that one

[tidal nimbus]

i just finished a crazy run

3 invisible jokers

[somber oasis]

Damn what did the invis jokers copy

[smoky prawn]

balatro is a good game

[vast forum]

Yall how do I max out interest to get the unlockable voucher?

[vital ferry]

Whats the difference betweem a snowman and a snowwoman?

The snowballs.

[vast raft]

What's the difference between an invisible man and an invisible woman

I don't know

[vital ferry]

Nice

[thorny condor]

Abatrlo

[radiant orbit]

Balatro

[vestal zenith]

man i just want to get brainstorm

[vivid island]

The Plant on its way to ruin face card runs be like

[quiet maple]

That's usually how it goes yeah

Mail in rebate screws me over

[vestal zenith]

no i dont have brainstorm unlocked yet

[quiet maple]

I could have 10's for the money, discard like 4 times, no 10's then I don't have any discards left, then 3 10's wanna show up

[quiet maple]

I know it's such a pain to unlock

[vestal zenith]

i almost unlocked it in second blind

is todo list or mail in rebate better

[quiet maple]

That's the only thing I don't like is how long it takes to unlock shit

[vestal zenith]

becuase buffon pack gave me both

[quiet maple]

Rebate is usually better

Can get more econ from is

[vestal zenith]

ah should i take this

[quiet maple]

Todo gives 4 mail gives 5 and you can get multiple cards you need to discard with one discard

Not really

You shouldn't be skipping blinds

[vestal zenith]

i got negative tag i like skipping this one

should i skip

[quiet maple]

Neg tag is alr, I usually don't cause it could screw me over in the long run

[vestal zenith]

its usually 100 chips if hand contains straight but whatever

bruh

[dense sand]

GG's

[vestal zenith]

ah

[golden cosmos]

Don’t

[vestal zenith]

does this joker work like this, so right now my most played hand is two pair and if i play like 5 high cards will it be 2x mult permanently

[proper merlin]

how I lost this run (wasn't reading)

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🫶

[vestal escarp]

Sort of, yes. It won't be permanently at 2x, as it will continue to scale with every hand played that is not two pair, or until some other hand becomes tied with two pair. If you then play either of those hands, it will reset to 0x.

[vestal zenith]

figured that out but still won

[drifting dew]

Yo

🥲

[proper merlin]

wtf

fantastic four

[drifting dew]

I got a lot of souls

Lol

[vestal zenith]

my first 3 soul pulls were chicot, chicot and chicot

[drifting dew]

Chicot is pretty goated ngl

[vestal zenith]

takes up slot

[proper merlin]

icl i dont even like chicot that much

[drifting dew]

"so here's your debuf- no fuck you"

Oh

I'm new to Balatro btw

Just started yesterday

[proper merlin]

Oh well, consider getting four flippin soul cards lucky

[drifting dew]

Lol

[proper merlin]

Pop quiz, what joker doesn't have the word "JOKER" somewhere in it?

[drifting dew]

Uh

Hold on

[proper merlin]

Just guess, thats all

[vestal zenith]

erosion

[drifting dew]

The to do list?

[proper merlin]

Errrmm sadly not

[vestal zenith]

waht

[proper merlin]

uhhhh look at the first letters of the to do List

muhehehehe

[proper merlin]

Oh wait

nvm ur right

[vestal zenith]

hanging chad

[proper merlin]

I TAKE IT BACK

[vestal zenith]

rocket

[proper merlin]

no?

[proper merlin]

it has J O K E R in it

[fervent otter]

Hey

[vestal zenith]

what

[proper merlin]

meant this one btw

[vestal zenith]

ohhh

[proper merlin]

hanging chad has J O K E R in it

[drifting dew]

Has joker

[vestal zenith]

bruh

[drifting dew]

J
O
K
E
R

Like that

[vestal zenith]

most of the jokers

[proper merlin]

Yuh

[proper merlin]

erosion surprisingly does have joker in it

[vestal zenith]

oh i didnt read the cards picture

[drifting dew]

My favorite joker is Yorick

[proper merlin]

ignore the bad crop

[proper merlin]

isn't he just discard a specific card for perm mult?

[drifting dew]

Yeah

Combined with blueprint

[proper merlin]

okay yeah, he is indeed my favorite

only thing is that its a guessing game

but other then that it should be fine

[drifting dew]

I got to a x24 mult

Or 22

Idr

[vestal zenith]

2 polychrome jokers in same shop how rare is that

[drifting dew]

This one was ok

[proper merlin]

do you have overstock or outerstock

[vestal zenith]

no

[drifting dew]

Anyone got any seed recommendations

[coarse edge]

HVQJQ4GV

canio in second shop tarot pack

[proper merlin]

Okay well, a modified joker is around 1/50 (if no hone), so its around a 1/100 chance :3

[vestal zenith]

uh

[coarse edge]

1/250

[vestal zenith]

yes

no?

[proper merlin]

my bad!!!

[coarse edge]

you square it for 2

[vestal zenith]

2500

[coarse edge]

huh

[vestal zenith]

50^2 = 2500

[proper merlin]

this changed suddenly

[coarse edge]

oh yeah

I'm dumb too

[proper merlin]

crazy

nice luck vtw

btw*

one time I had gotten brainstorm shop one but didnt have enough money

I was 1 off

[vestal zenith]

nice

was ending run by selling jokers and buying more to get discovery then i found soul

[twin pilot]

fun fact you probably already know: trib can solo till ante 10 with just a few levels of 5oak

[vestal zenith]

i have 4 hours ingame plus 5 on playbalatroonline

becuase i was waiting on discount but realised it isnt worth it

[vestal zenith]

lol

[regal smelt]

Live footage of gold deck no deckfixing on ante 6 ...

[slim junco]

Hey everyone! I am now to this discord group. I joined just to ask a single question. Are there any news or something like that from the dev of this game talking about update he announced long time ago?

[drifting dew]

Chat is this good

[vocal obsidian]

Im a rookie, I look at it and say yes

[north crescent]

just recently he said it won't come out this year

[severe parrot]

bye to my run

[inland edge]

🫃

[drifting dew]

Jesus Christ

How many kings do you fucking need😭😭

[vocal obsidian]

I pulled a soul in a spectral pack, got yorick and it feels so wasted on this run

[drifting dew]

You need blueprint and yorick

[vocal obsidian]

I have dna atm

and sock buskin

[drifting dew]

Brainstorm would work too

Hang on

I should try that

[vocal obsidian]

I got ballots, and certificate of authenticity, constantly making cards atm and its not too helpful

I copied the seed, this one is really all not that bad

[wooden creek]

hai

[vocal obsidian]

Whats goodie

[sonic field]

shall i take thou burger? or might it be a little early

ignore the castle crashers gameplay in the bottom right corner

i don't wanna throw this run my last highscore was e66 with trib

[vocal obsidian]

I friggen wish man

[sonic field]

wish what

[vocal obsidian]

That I could get a run that gets me that many chips

[sonic field]

i know right?

negative too

[vocal obsidian]

Dude exactly, I've tried for a while with the yellow deck or w/ rocket to re roll for negatives and never really got any

[nova shore]

they are like %1.6 iirc

[sonic field]

what does that mean

[vocal obsidian]

I did have a few vouchers, like 2x more likely which would be like 5% MAYBE

[nova shore]

every time you reroll the shop theres a %1.6 chance that one joker will be negative

[sonic field]

thumbs up

[nova shore]

wdym vouchers? like mods?

[sonic field]

so what do i do to the burger

[vocal obsidian]

Nah, like the vouchers you buy. Theres a few like glow up or something that doubles the chances and theres 2 different ones

Imma keep it real, I have no idea what it does

[nova shore]

they are for planets and tarots

not for negatives

[sonic field]

does that make it 8x or 4x when you get them both?

[sonic field]

hone

[vocal obsidian]

Oh, well Im an idiot. I'll have to look and see what Im trying to figure out

[nova shore]

theres nothing vanilla that upgrades the negative chance

[sonic field]

only for poly holo and foil

this is what you meant right?

[vocal obsidian]

Yeah thats what I was talking about,

I thought it counted, Mb

[nova shore]

oh i forgot about that

[sonic field]

i thought that too lol

[nova shore]

anyways, it doesnt affect negative

[sonic field]

yeah

[vocal obsidian]

Dang, well

[sonic field]

what about the burger

is no one gonna address him

[vocal obsidian]

???

[nova shore]

?

[sonic field]

burger: gain 3 hands and lose all discards

[nova shore]

XDDDXD

buglar

[sonic field]

for the naneinf

[rain heron]

I finally past the red deck

[sonic field]

good now do black deck

[vocal obsidian]

Im trying to clock the yellow, I got irritated on black

[sonic field]

no burger

[nova shore]

wdym burger, send photo

[sonic field]

for the naneinf

with the serpant

[nova shore]

yea, wheres burger?

[sonic field]

in the middle

[nova shore]

you mean chicot?

[sonic field]

wha

[nova shore]

read is name

[sonic field]

burgar

i replace dna with burger and reroll the boss blind for the serpant and copy burger to get a bunch of hands and naneinf

but when? is the question

so can i naneinf this ante?

[red valley]

Bless your ears to Playboi Carti

[slender knoll]

Concrete Chunk

Each played (random suit) has a 1 in 4 chance to give 3.5 mult, 1 dollar, 25 chips, and has a 1 in 4 chance to give x1.5 mult

[sonic field]

bloodstone but more inconsistent

[white pulsar]

Well, that's a first for me

[drifting dew]

Negative Blueprint and Negative Brainstorm

Insane luck

One on the right is also insane luck

Current Run vs Previous Run

[violet thistle]

Gotta love trying out the Five of a Kind hand

[sonic field]

yay

[mighty hazel]

balatror

[latent sigil]

How did you do that

[white pulsar]

I used Ankh on Gros Michel because funny

One of them went pop

[latent sigil]

Oh

[white pulsar]

Cavendish came up immediately in shop

Anyways

amazing negative

[sage bay]

Chat I am cooked

[zenith wadi]

I feel like you sent this before…

Maybe it’s just Deja vu

[sage bay]

Perhaps

Look at this ungodly build for some reason

[stable isle]

how did you fail to pick up any scaling jokers in the last 6 antes

you were already gooked man

[sage bay]

I used that -1 ante voucher also

[stable isle]

can I have the seeed

I want to see this in action

[sage bay]

I completely forgot I did that yesterday or sum

Also I have like only half of the jokers

[lyric loom]

What

How

[raw birch]

what should I do?

hologram at 4.25

and i have that one voucher to buy cards

[drifting dew]

What shall I do

[raw birch]

just cook

[astral hornet]

What happens if someone without all jokers creates a seeded run? Will it be absent of jokers they don't have unlocked?

Conversely, what happens if someone with 100% collection creates a seed and a new player copies it? Does it just offer the next possible joker in place of the original jokers?

Or does it not matter because you can't have unlocks or achievements in seeded runs

[timid cedar]

the game just uses the already generated shop queue and treats locked jokers the same a held joker when you don't have showman

so blocking a rare joker (with it being locked) will generate the same rare joker that would've spawn had you had that first rare joker

[unique karma]

The most important balatro mechanic is money and that is most of the reason black deck is so hard

[astral hornet]

So the new player copying a 100% seed will not see jokers that they don't have yet?

[timid cedar]

yeah, because seeds don't generate based on your collection

all seeds are already generated, loading a seed will show what it has to offer, and if you haven't unlocked a joker or voucher, you will not be able to see it

[vocal obsidian]

Does this server have a lot of bots that text you?

I got like 3 friend requests today

[timid cedar]

It’s a server with 160 thousand members, we get bots spam advertising scams and nsfw content somewhat frequently

[vocal obsidian]

Im just like... Strange but I work security so Im just a little skeptical

[timid cedar]

Sometimes we can get multiple in a day, but sometimes we only get one or two in a week

[vocal obsidian]

Noted

[timid cedar]

If you do get any dm’s that are obviously scams or phishing, just screenshot and report to a mod to get that account out of here

[vocal obsidian]

Can do

[limpid sparrow]

Balatro music goes hard with every game

[tepid sonnet]

huh

[tepid sonnet]

theres a balatro rap on spotify and its goes SO HARD for no reason

[radiant orbit]

Hello

[pale gust]

little 8 ball run right now

i need a lucky cat so bad

[vocal obsidian]

Managed to win with this scrapped together hand

[little pawn]

It’s crazy how good the scaling is on square joker and red card.

[vocal obsidian]

Dude it was good for a little bit but when I got the bull I had to jump to save cash

[inland edge]

[vocal obsidian]

Oh I have one of those

Not for long, Im fixing to lose

[chilly whale]

just hit my best game (if am not counting unseeded naneinf)

[daring latch]

Is math red or blue, let’s start an argument

[vocal obsidian]

red

[flint copper]

It’s blue, sry

English is red

[proven pebble]

Maths is green (:

English is red

[flint copper]

Math can’t be green

Science is green

[proven pebble]

Science is blue!

[high terrace]

[zenith wadi]

history is yellow

math is blue

science is purple

english is red

[nimble crater]

history is yellow

math is red

english is blue

science is green

[foggy veldt]

Chat is ded

[pallid onyx]

ts is what happens when 1.1 gets delayed

[hot grotto]

[cosmic pasture]

i just bought seed money on green deck 😭

[unique karma]

BLACK DECK DONE

[proven pebble]

History is yellow
Maths is green
English is red
Science is blue

[lime mist]

you saw that youtube short too?

[dark badger]

Why does History give you $10 upon starting a run?

[warm coral]

huh

why is there no vc

L

[nimble crater]

L ragebait

[proven pebble]

Or maybe I’m British

[acoustic geode]

Math is red

[rocky pollen]

Finally

[dusk parcel]

here's something to keep in mind

don't go for planet cards if you don't have any actual synergy or reason go

*specifically early on

cuz you could get a joker which is much stronger instead

[slender knoll]

did you know that if you set your game to a different language from one that you speak it becomes incomprehensible

[slender knoll]

i don't believe your best hand

[unique karma]

I spent my morning writing a 2-3 page essay on how anoying and frustrating black deck is only to get gold stake on my first retry

[rocky pollen]

I actually just now noticed what it was. 🤣

[pale gust]

had to shift away from the 8 ball

[fervent ridge]

I did a rare tag and got a negative added on for free.

Satisfaction.

[low ocean]

This seed is pretty nice

[mortal bolt]

balarto

ahhh

[hollow phoenix]

im british
maths is blue
science is yellow
english is green
history is red

[errant siren]

need a balatro rap song

[tired echo]

chat i can rmb 140 of the 150 joker in balatro on sight thats so tuff

https://www.sporcle.com/games/GothicLordUK/name-all-150-balatro-jokers-by-sight

[tacit heath]

hello

[tacit heath]

I cannot:(

I know misprint and half joker

Uh joker

Burnt joker

Bout it

[honest canopy]

Old 8 Ball spotted 😮

Remembering the name of the common hand jokers is tough

[honest canopy]

I got 147 and I have 422 hours in this game 🙃

[cloud umbra]

Barely managed this one with obelisk

Idk how I got that lucky

On the last boss blind I only had one more high card allowed and nothing else and it let me

[dusk mauve]

how big is balatro 1.1 going to be

[honest canopy]

Unknown in size. Thunk has mentioned some smaller details in the past but nothing recently

[vestal zenith]

why does the game show up as LÖVE 11.5 in some places

[honest canopy]

tldr lovely is a lua injector used for modding. https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1209506360987877408 if you want a more technical answer because I can't give it 😆

[tired echo]

all the npc ones got me

[quasi cedar]

-# Can someone help me with math?

[honest canopy]

Yeah I missed 3 common ones

[tired echo]

like the ones you take early game not to die and sell ante 2

[honest canopy]

I dont wanna name the 3 I missed so I dont accidentally help people lol

[tired echo]

gatekeeping the balatro jokers is nasty work

[steep abyss]

I accidentally made a high card build

I was just fucking around

I didn't think it would work

[honest canopy]

wtf I see Gift Card, Golden Joker AND Mr Bones. Is that Delayed Grat too? WHERE SCORING

3 econ jokers and 1... life. Wtf

[steep abyss]

Hold on Ill show you lol

[rocky forum]

Bro I am noob 🥱🥱

[tired echo]

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

[honest canopy]

Ok that makes a lot more sense lol. Good stuff

[tired echo]

sigma bull

[steep abyss]

All I had to do was just play rounds to progress swashbuckler with gift card, and one of the 10 dollar cards also saved me

I forget what they're called

Voucher

Seed money?

And golden joker cause I had him first lol

But yeah. I didn't think that run would work at all and my highest level hand was level 2 pair😭

[steep abyss]

Delayed grat saved me with poly ngl.. It made me hit massive numbers as soon as I got it😭

[honest canopy]

I like goofy runs like this

[steep abyss]

It had been awhile since I did a run so I ran the black deck for the first time and tried something new😭 safe to say I might try it again

[plush tartan]

how feasible is an unseeded naneinf?

[forest stirrup]

anyway to play portrait on iOS?

[faint lake]

I still find it crazy that Balatro is <70MB

[forest wagon]

very

[faint lake]

"for every seeded naneinf, there was an unseeded naneinf" -aristotle

[narrow garnet]

5 am.. better run some balatro

[zealous aurora]

actually being taunted

[analog swan]

o7