🎙・server-chat

[lean crane]

I dip my fries in milkshake

[ornate flame]

I did lose and came back with a luchador

[stark storm]

I am become john balatro

[meager zodiac]

No

[fathom minnow]

Hey card gamers, I got a busy day today, so everyone on their best behaviour yeah? No calling other people stinky butt heads or sending the same emoji 40 times? That all good? kay thx bye ❤️

[deep junco]

When the power is out but you want to play balatro:

[marble monolith]

balatro

[meager zodiac]

Real

[dull dock]

hello

[uncut musk]

hello guys

[sage wind]

how many squares do I need to hit to finally win on a gold stake

each one was at ~200 chips at the end

[knotty finch]

Nice

[vapid gulch]

free 2 hand size :)

[honest canopy]

Golden Needle my nemesis

[hexed thunder]

Painted deck is evil and I hate it

Hi guys

[dull dock]

hi

[burnt path]

ts underrated🤣

[harsh birch]

So what was this Joker's purpose?

[flint copper]

Queen from Deltarune

[harsh birch]

When you play a 5 card hand, since it's called Chaos Theory, then like Jevil, it shuffles the cards, and acidifies a random card and destroys it that way

[thick flax]

when showman kicks in

[quick kiln]

I think it would’ve had an effect on flushes/straights

Maybe like “straights can now be made in any order”

[timid cedar]

what exactly would 'any order' look like? Also shortcut gives pretty much all the flexibility straights need

[quick kiln]

Good point

Maybe like “playing a 5 card hand gives each card a random enhancement on top of the enhancements it may already have”

[solemn elm]

idk what any order would mean, cause you can already rearrange the played cards to be any order of the straight you want; if you play 65432, you can reorder the cards to be 23654, etc

[tardy hound]

when we get update😔

[west zinc]

Right after when it comes out

[hexed thunder]

when localthunk loves it.

[warped sphinx]

ok buddy

[wide lagoon]

rip if you take it

[hollow spade]

Guess I'll die.

[latent hemlock]

Istg one of the only two challenges I have yet to beat

[hollow spade]

imagine doing challenges omegalul

[latent hemlock]

I wanna get all achievements

[hollow spade]

oh no i do too. i will eventually. but i wanna gold stake all decks first

[latent hemlock]

I am trying to get gold sticker on each joker, and then I will do gold stake win on each deck

[hollow spade]

C++ before C+ lmao

[hot vale]

When is update 1.1 coming?

[warped sphinx]

this video is fucking terrifying

[north lance]

I pissed myself just watching it

[vestal knot]

how good is 5 polychrome scary faces

[nocturne blade]

[honest canopy]

Oh Localthunk has actually answered this. Timestamped for you - https://youtu.be/XjWSCuZYSqI?t=279

[honest canopy]

I did it 2nd last before Jokerless

[inland ember]

SRB2KART MENTIONEF

YOOOOOOOOO

[jovial parrot]

I actually recently used Matador, I wouldn't even say the joker itself is terrible it's literally just the fact that the boss blinds themselves don't make it work

[nocturne blade]

yeah matador is great early if you find an applicable boss blind

$8 x amount of hands is strong

[inland ember]

Shortcut + Four fingers made me win a straight flush run

i think i only played any other hand ONCE

[solemn elm]

that's why I'm okay with the rework. I like matador, but making it consistent with it's description would be a good change. It's getting a new effect so I'm looking forward to what it'll be

[crystal phoenix]

im making a mod, give ideas

pls

[crystal phoenix]

white man jumpscare

[wide lagoon]

I'm sorry for the l-word

[unique karma]

I just wasted all my luck stats today

I just hit 6 space man hits in a row

in the hand I wanted

I have video proof

[misty kestrel]

gggggoooddd gameee

[lusty rune]

Hehe PP

[misty kestrel]

no mods trust me bro

[unique karma]

pp

[vivid island]

pp is exclusively used to buy more wee jokers

[tough jackal]

that feeling when you need a straight

[wise marten]

wagwan mi people

[steep lion]

Do I take

[spice helm]

Got a astronomer constellation and early ride the bus in abandoned

Good run

Got constellation to 4.3x mult

[somber oasis]

Astronomer and constellation is such a satisfying synergy to see

[severe jewel]

i got gold stake on all decks but it didnt give me the achievement what happen

[floral scaffold]

always take showman

but sell showman for showman

yk yk

[steep lion]

Hmmmm

Rip

[somber oasis]

I think you need to win one more run for it to show

[somber oasis]

Double dice plus glass synergy?

Oh I didnt see glass joker

[unique karma]

run finished with 11 space man out of the 15 4oak that I played that run

[edgy sequoia]

??

[steel warren]

Does anyone know if its possible to use mods on the mobile version of Balatro?

[unreal aurora]

From what I've heard modded balatro has its own library of mods, so I don't see why not

[spice helm]

I have the apk for cryptid but only that

It has 20 other mods too

Nvm I lost it

But I have the app

[nova shore]

due to rule servers that cannot be discussed or promoted

[spice helm]

Oh I didn't know

[lime tusk]

Yeah maybe 67th reroll was nat negative brainstorm but remember you wouldn’t have got it without the first reroll
Success is the sum of efforts, maybe the last effort made you succeed but the first one was equally needed

[chilly magnet]

does anyone know why my game keeps crashing when i click play i have steammodder and cryptid on any1 know why? pls help

[vast forum]

Question

what's the best deck to try and fish for five flush planet?

Eris

[narrow garnet]

Ghost, id say

[vast forum]

Ghost deck?

really?

I thought it would be like nebula or Zodiac

[restive swallow]

ask in #⚙・modding-general they'll be able to help you

[cold lichen]

Balatro is nr 3 of most sold

[unique karma]

funny thing that happened to me earlier

[glad oriole]

sts above btd6 is not something i would’ve expected

[real cloud]

Hi

[vast forum]

question, how does ghost deck help me find Eris? (five flush)

[slow dagger]

first buffoon pack , what should i pick ?

[severe jewel]

reserved parking

[lime tusk]

Reserved parking easily

The only ones from the family I like are pair three of a kind and x4

[slow dagger]

yep good decision, now that i took the pair from first shop , using a flush with a pair looks inconsistant

or hard to build around

[signal sage]

Username smii7y reference?

[lime tusk]

YUMI REFERENCE YES

[signal sage]

YES

[lime tusk]

Its yumis user

YEAHHHHH

[signal sage]

Yea ik i got them confused

😛

[dense urchin]

valatro

[hoary kernel]

gold stake checkered deck done :)

[glad oriole]

balatro

[vast forum]

ya'll I think Throw back is starting to become one of my favorite jokers

[nimble crater]

y

[glad oriole]

?

[nimble crater]

adrien

[vast forum]

idk I beat a lot of runs with it

free x5 is free x5

[glad oriole]

what’s this have to do with what i said

[glad oriole]

i still dont get it

[opaque shard]

"Say it with him, folks"

"Convert the left card into the right caaaaaaard"

[glad oriole]

what does any of this have to do with the original message

if you arent gonna explain then please just stop

[severe jewel]

67

[glad oriole]

67 is not funny

i just see it everywhere and its obnoxious every time without fail

[wraith wharf]

HOLY SHIT IM SAVED

I think I can survive the next ante now 🙏

[patent bolt]

Life has balatroned me💔

[hearty cypress]

Hi

[cold lichen]

Same

I didn't expect minecraft to be top 10 even

[lavish jackal]

Minecraft has always been one of the best-selling games in history

[cold lichen]

Yes but the mobile version is as good as 8 ball

[opal fossil]

holographic hologram

[zenith wadi]

This is crazy

[hardy parrot]

why did they make black deck so bad

[fluid dragon]

what would you suggest for a start?

like a change for black deck

[elfin tapir]

baltro

[zenith wadi]

FINALLY

[zinc forge]

jumping off a cliff if I see 67 one more time

[jovial bluff]

Wtf is this walkie talkie communication run

[spice helm]

Ultimate face card combo

[slender cave]

round 1 and YOU GIVE ME THIS???

[stray mist]

only 9+10 stakes left

[slender cave]

😢

[delicate zinc]

hello onions

any of this good (ignore if what im running it bad i have 8 hours)

[vapid lake]

Paint brush is good

[tribal burrow]

Yoyo. I was told to come here. Lol.

Did someone want to battle me in a quick match of Balatro?

[wispy coyote]

Sure 🙂

let me know the code 🙂

[tribal burrow]

BMTEN

I suck at this game so hopefully you’re not like, a bro or anything.

You gotta ready up. Lol.

And also change to a fully unlocked profile but it’s good for now.

Oh wait, I think I didnt change the settings to let us have different decks.

[wispy coyote]

you did

[tribal burrow]

Oh, ok. I’m just dumb.

Well I lost.

[wispy coyote]

Theres still time 😛

[tribal burrow]

You let me win that time.

[full valve]

Credit card in buffoon pack believe

[wispy coyote]

Nope lol

[slender cave]

[vast oracle]

I'll retire from balatro

It was a nice 200 hours

[unkempt pelican]

Wait a second

Why?

[vast oracle]

It's just I'm getting bored of this game

[unkempt pelican]

Have you C++ ?

[vast oracle]

But don't worry I'll keep gambling else where...

[vast oracle]

What's that again

[unkempt pelican]

Completionist means you have unlocked every joker , (+) earned when you put a gold sticker on every deck and (+) earned when you put a gold sticker on every joker

[vast oracle]

Hmm no I haven't

Should I get all of them as a final challenge

[unkempt pelican]

That is the final challenge of Balatro

[vast oracle]

That's gonna be hella hard

But I'm a great gambler this isn't even a challenge

[unkempt pelican]

So, you have two options: one journey further and ascend to the next level of difficult, grinding out the most challenging and rigorous balatro runs in your life. Or call it there and cash in your chips at this casino.

[tribal burrow]

GG

[wispy coyote]

gg

[tribal burrow]

Mine always crashes at the end. How do I fix that?

[unkempt pelican]

Mods?

[vast oracle]

I'll try the first option

[tribal burrow]

lol. Yea, a mod but I meant whenever the match is over, It crashes.

[unkempt pelican]

#⚙・modding-general

[tribal burrow]

Was asking Cricket since we just played together.

[wispy coyote]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tribal burrow]

lol. At least it works.

[wispy coyote]

So how does ranked work? Do I just make a lobby and post the code?

[boreal prairie]

Is it normal to constantly watch, play, and think about Balatro?

[tidal nimbus]

gotta keep doing these challenges

[glad oriole]

yeah thats common among new players

[boreal prairie]

Ok, just making sure

[tidal nimbus]

my end thought: hit the road is funny

[spice helm]

Wanna spend my money becuz ox and Sold everything to buy brainstorm, burned and invis joker

I lost

[boreal prairie]

What a waste

😔

[rotund sedge]

Im trying to beat blue stake rn any tips or suggestions?

[spice helm]

Legendary double straight

[glad oriole]

ssttrraaiigghhtt

[tardy geode]

What’s the best seed to naninf on?

[glad oriole]

idk but look at #1156061354076155944 i guess

[white pulsar]

pretty sure this is my non-plasma PB

pb is e103 but it never saved to my cloud 😭

[haughty cedar]

double gay when

[glad oriole]

me

im right here

[glad oriole]

one burglar would’ve made this leagues better

but nice nonetheless

[hard dove]

look

[boreal prairie]

Roffle ahh build

“Hey guys, today we’re back with white stake Balatro”

“An easy and fast polychrome hanging chad got off me off to a great start…”

[still iron]

I see people on here get such awesome seeds and most of my games im eating campfire and abstract till ante 4

[neon wren]

why put up pics of a run where you see ~150 jokers but none of them are one of the you win xmult uncommons?

[nova shore]

cryptid

[proper tartan]

Y'all you will not believe what I've just got

Finally

+4 🔴

[scarlet ridge]

+4

[elder harbor]

Am I the only one who thinks a balatro update is a bad idea

[nocturne blade]

probably? i trust localthunk with my life he'll cook

[white pulsar]

wasn't possible with what I had going

otherwise I would've

[strong turtle]

put it next to the check when cashing your salary and get +4 mult

[proper tartan]

Omg you're right

Okay sad story tho: I wanted to buy the Blueprint but that was a bigger one. And not just in size (💰) 💔

But eh, Jimbo's more iconic imo

[strong turtle]

bro just stand next to a rich guy using an atm and get your money back ez

[proper tartan]

Will do when I see one 🫡

[meager zodiac]

Im jealous vrooo

[patent charm]

where do I post a shop screenshot? I need surgical advice

[austere axle]

So I installed Cryptid yesterday

[wild yarrow]

Pretty new myself(literally just joined) but I may be able to help in #🕹・game-discussion

[potent moss]

Ante 8, 194 high cards played

Beat that

[icy oriole]

Broo wtf

[meager zodiac]

292.005 💀

[kind fern]

Frick the nebula deck

Shittiest deck of them all

Why is it so bad 😭

[meager zodiac]

Tfym

Nebula can adapt to your most played hands

[wispy bloom]

Bruh

[spice helm]

I'm Spanish

[meager zodiac]

Flush

💔

We got full house flush brehhh

No no

Half-flush

Equinoxity vro

Lobster meat

True

[meager zodiac]

Kiss your sister versus libster meat

[spice helm]

Bro I just completed undertale

What a good game

[meager zodiac]

Bro i cant send gifs

Tuff

[signal creek]

good for u

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🐐

[meager zodiac]

Green deck pmo trust

[spice helm]

6 left is wild 💀

[meager zodiac]

It is not bad but it is meh

Me when no interest gain

🗣️🔥

Me when -2 hands on the needle bossblind

[spice helm]

Jigsaw ahh woman 🥀

[meager zodiac]

Negative credit card pls

Photochad

Are you shortie

[wispy bloom]

I have played too much straights

[meager zodiac]

Scary warning

[wispy bloom]

So i decided to play flush

I don't got to worry about scaling cuz i get a lot so

[meager zodiac]

Lobster meat

Dead inside out of 100

Lol

[austere axle]

I last ended with 483 jokers

[meager zodiac]

It is called aura

[kind fern]

Sure bro, consumable slot is shit, so emperor, high priestes and having multiple blue/purple seals in hand is pointless. It really affects quite a few jokers like fortune teller, campfire, constellation and many others who play around consumables

[meager zodiac]

With buffs there are debuffs 🗣️🔥

But plasma deck doesnt have debuff cro

2x blind req is not hard

You can overshoot ante 1 bossblind wih single hand

[kind fern]

Not to mention that it kinda forces yor first planet packs to be either flushes or straights since that is the most reliable hand in the 1st two antes

Which makes it even more shit

[meager zodiac]

That is normal btw

[icy oriole]

Balatro is balatro

[wispy bloom]

What does that Even mean

[kind fern]

Eh fuck nebula deck

[meager zodiac]

There is music "close to me" in jsab and community hears lobster meat

[wispy bloom]

Look who's back

[meager zodiac]

Btw nebula is not that bad if you are lucky

Basically

[kind fern]

Funny thing is this is my second save and funnily enough it took me way less time to beat the frickin black deck on gold stake than it is taking me to beat nebula

[meager zodiac]

You need to be lucky enough to spawn mega jimbo pack

Then you have to be lucky enough to get specific jokers to be able to solo with high card only

[kind fern]

Heck jokerless is more sensible than nebula

[noble jewel]

Ive been grinding so hard for my second gold stake i might just honestly play white stake yellow deck ngl

have some fun

[kind fern]

Do jokerless that's quite fun

Basically it's just 4oak and hung men

[noble jewel]

I have only done 1 challenge lol

[kind fern]

And boy oh boy do I like me some hung men (in balatro ofc 👀)

[noble jewel]

Rate the stats

[meager zodiac]

I suggest you to move on first hand

I mean

High hand

And get like

A lot of copies of iron kings and stuff

[kind fern]

Solid ngl

[meager zodiac]

With red or blue uhhh

Stamp idk

[noble jewel]

I have yet to be able to a mime baron yet

[wispy bloom]

Is my progress ok?

[noble jewel]

I haven’t got a lucky seed

[meager zodiac]

Tuff

[wispy bloom]

Ty

[kind fern]

You are near the end literally

Congrats for the challenges

Some of them are really evil

[wispy bloom]

Yeah

Golden needle was really hard

Harder than jokerless

I think its a very well rounded profile

[meager zodiac]

Aura is a bit bad spectral card

[wispy bloom]

I know but usually i pick it when the other options are hex or ankh

[meager zodiac]

Unless you have holographic on king or queen

[wispy bloom]

U know

But well

Very nice

[tame dirge]

No you're still on profile 1. You're less than 30% in

[lime mist]

alas

[glad oriole]

not everyone needs to do all 3 profiles

it doesnt earn you anything extra either

[tame dirge]

I paid for the whole game I'm using the whole game

[glad oriole]

well thats just you

💖

and probably some other people

if you ask me 100%ing the game is already more than getting your money’s worth

balatro is pretty fairly priced for what it is

[zinc forge]

few more double tags should do it

[kind fern]

Sure but why wouldn't they lol

I'm on profile #2 rn

Also this is my nebula deck run 😍

[glad oriole]

to play other games maybe

[tame dirge]

I think it should be 9.99

[kind fern]

Frick nebula nontheless

[kind fern]

Like isaac 😍

It also has 3 save files

[glad oriole]

well in comparison to other games these days its fine

[kind fern]

And you actually have to infinity% them to get the secret starting screen 😍

[kind fern]

How much was it on steam I forgot

[glad oriole]

very very important stuff

[kind fern]

I got it fairly cheap on mobile

[glad oriole]

like 15 usd

[tame dirge]

I don't know but I paid 15€ for it on the switch

[tame dirge]

I don't care about other games lol

[kind fern]

Sry I don't speak bald eagle per footballfield money

[kind fern]

Oh

[glad oriole]

so funny

anyway do your own conversions

[glad oriole]

good for you

[kind fern]

That's nice

I got it for like 7 euros worrh of my native currency on playstore

Lmaoo

Myb even less

[tame dirge]

That's even better

[glad oriole]

imo it could be more than 15 dollsrs and still be worth

usd

[kind fern]

Luckily I live in a place with monopoly money so it's fairly cheap

I mean I also got it for I forgot how much money on steam but I don't use my computer since it's kinda dead

So like

Rip steam balatro

[tame dirge]

You can play thousands of different games with a deck of cards but it's still going to be cheap. I love Balatro like any other person here but I would never pay more than the 15€ I had to pay for it (even though imo 10 would've been better)

[glad oriole]

well thats your opinion

[tame dirge]

Good thing I started this message with "I think"

[glad oriole]

this is true

[kind fern]

Eh for me personally if an indie game is good 15-20 is a fair price

[lime mist]

real

[kind fern]

Especially if it's the type of game that makes me want to replay it for thousands of hours

Like isaac for example

Every run is fun and unique in it's own way

Plus the modding community is awesome

[glad oriole]

isaac is like 40 bucks for all dlcs

[kind fern]

Although Isaac isn't indie really

[glad oriole]

it is technically

[heady dagger]

Balala

[heady dagger]

Huh, what does 14/13 stand for?

[glad oriole]

the number of risk of rain 2 survivors i have cleared the “monsoon” difficulty with

[kind fern]

Yeah but like flash was quite cheap. Also like the dlcs came years apart so most people who got it earlier didn't really feel it on their pocket that much

[glad oriole]

im gonna block you if you ping me with this shit again

[nimble crater]

Hi

Yeah

[vast forum]

what's a good economy joker?

[glad oriole]

pretty much all of them but uh

[timid cedar]

Mail-In Rebate, Chaos the Clown, Egg, Riff Raff (this can indeed count as econ early)

To-Do List and Matador are also occasionally good for a short burst of econ (pretty much an instant take if you can guarantee that you can trigger their condition)

[glad oriole]

yeah that

[nimble crater]

the best econ joker is reserved parking

but everyone is too scared to speak the truth

[timid cedar]

should mention rocket as well, getting this ante 1/2/3 is great

[glad oriole]

parking is mid

wahaha

[nimble crater]

you can literally get like six or seven dollars a hand

[devout thunder]

Rough Gem is awesome

[glad oriole]

you can, doesnt mean you will

you can also get 0 dollars a hand

[timid cedar]

parking is alright early, iff you have some other strong joker like half or blue

[glad oriole]

ye

[vast forum]

I'm just trying to get Eris 5 Flush but I need the economy to fish for it and to not die early

[timid cedar]

gamble on lucky cards

[vast forum]

I'm never that lucky

so far the only econ card that was good for me is... burglar

[timid cedar]

unfortunate, burglar doesn't really mesh with 5 card hands all too great

[vast forum]

I see

[glad oriole]

well its not really bad unless you have more than 3 discards

[vast forum]

also what jokers should I look for when trying to discover Eris Planet?

[nimble crater]

tarot jokers like vagabond or cartomancer

[timid cedar]

none really explicitly help with discovering that planet except for tarot generators

[nimble crater]

trading card is good too

[devout thunder]

8ball

[timid cedar]

yeah, small deckfixing helps

[glad oriole]

true…

[vast forum]

I'm just trying to set up the 5 flush

[glad oriole]

also maybe get a blue seal i guess

[devout thunder]

8ball encourages you to build a single rank and rewards you for doing so with the tools to build towards a single rank

[nimble crater]

boring

just get facecards and do photocha

[devout thunder]

So true!!! The same face card build every day!!! And then complain on Reddit about how unfair the Plant is!!! So true!!! I love face card builds!!! I love Photochad!!! I love Baron builds!!!

[vast forum]

If anything I complain about the Violet vessel

[devout thunder]

VV is the actual threat

[vast forum]

Guys which one do I double tag?

Investment tag or ethereal tag?

[slim junco]

Why do you wanna skip

[unreal fox]

Took about 50 hours but i finally gold stake every joker

[vast forum]

Nice

[unreal fox]

I’d take it just because it’s white stake and for fun

[vast forum]

I'm just using White stake to farm the jokers, vouchers, and Eris I'm missing

[cerulean lotus]

You are on ghost deck. Spectral cards are plenty there. Money is not.

[indigo bronze]

hola mis balatro balatrez esta jugando a balatro

[nimble crater]

in english damnit!

[indigo bronze]

hi my balatro balatrez is playing balatro

[nimble crater]

puedo ir al bano

[indigo bronze]

Hi, no.

and

Ñ

[nimble crater]

my keyboard doesnt have that

[indigo bronze]

hmmm

can i spam ñ ?

[nimble crater]

si

puedo hablar espanol poquito porque me mama es mexicana

but yeah

[indigo bronze]

Pues vale tio

Que interesante

[indigo bronze]

ñ ññññññññññññññññññññññññññ

what words you can say ?

[nimble crater]

donde esta la biblioteca

nah i can like have conversations with people in spanish but i only know basic grammer

like its not correct most of the time but they can get what im tryna say

[indigo bronze]

idk

[indigo bronze]

Yeah

My english is basic to intermedium too

but more basic speaking with other peoples

[nimble crater]

my mom still speaks about me to other people right in front of me in spanish like I cant understand what shes saying 😭

[indigo bronze]

but spanish is not difficult

i guess

Do you play zenless zone zero ?

[timid cedar]

uh, sure

[cerulean lotus]

Was playing balatro drunk last night. Somehow I have 55$ on ante 2. Seems like my drunk self plays balatro better than me.

I am actually impressed I don't remember how i got this. Its a god sent signal that i should drink more.

[nimble crater]

hell nah

gooner game

i played genshin impact when i was in middle school

my goal was to unlock zhongli and after i got him i quit

[indigo bronze]

damn, so real

but i like zenless

[nimble crater]

i mean i play street fighter so mine is too

[indigo bronze]

I've played genshin one time

For hu tao

Technically is my first gacha

[indigo bronze]

im more to king of fighters

[nimble crater]

well im a terry main

lmao

[indigo bronze]

i remember what i played with mai shiranui

in 2023

[nimble crater]

ive never even play kof i got introduced to him through smash bros

[short wedge]

i feel pain

[nimble crater]

they added her to sf too

[nimble crater]

sell trib

[short wedge]

bro is negative btw and no

[nimble crater]

sell credit card

[indigo bronze]

really ?

[short wedge]

is negative

[nimble crater]

yeah

[short wedge]

im only keeping it for extra 3 sell value

[nimble crater]

how are you going to get the blueprint

[short wedge]

im not

[nimble crater]

☹️

[indigo bronze]

You play persona, no ?

[nimble crater]

what is that?

[indigo bronze]

the character in your photo is from persona

[nimble crater]

yeah ik im just fucking with you

my fav is 4

[indigo bronze]

let it never happen again

I dont play persona really

But i like her soundtrack

In general, i dont like rpg

I think what is too boring

[indigo bronze]

more in persona 3

or well

every persona has a good soundtrack

[nimble crater]

is that a threat 😭

[indigo bronze]

yes

why not

Do you listen Cuco ?

I think what is a good artist

Sing in spanish and english

[nimble crater]

cuco

i thikn ive listened to one of his songs

[fervent ridge]

Gotta love it when the game doesn't give you want till your last hand.

[nimble crater]

space joker value

[short wedge]

got negative space at the end lol

at least i died rich

[nimble crater]

life goals

[short wedge]

i only got my money cards

not my winning cards

[nimble crater]

should have taken the blueprint

[vast forum]

FINALLY

ALL PLANETS ARE MINE

[nimble crater]

gru mentality

[vast forum]

THE MOON

[nimble crater]

why isnt there a moon planet card

[short wedge]

gru stole it and eggman cut it in half with his giant cavendish

[short wedge]

its a tarot card

[nimble crater]

ATTENTION EVERYONE I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE

[glad oriole]

snooping as usual i see

[short wedge]

hmmmm

[nimble crater]

PINGAS

[glad oriole]

https://youtu.be/8UmXX21zVms?si=95pDsCfn2m92i_yK

[fringe niche]

peak

[nimble crater]

What happened after you ate the red sour ball

[fringe niche]

you mean the +3 heart jjoker?

[fervent ridge]

Can this game give me a break with the Violet Vessel?

[fringe niche]

holy

[fervent ridge]

I should be fine, right?

I was fine.

That's Orange Stake done.
Now Gold Stake.

[restive swallow]

you got this

[nimble crater]

No

You made a song about it!

[fringe niche]

what deck was it on

[short wedge]

u can see it on bottom right btw

its red

[fringe niche]

oh

thank you

[near garnet]

IM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

[short wedge]

i finally won omlette challenge

[steel fiber]

nice!!!

[left pike]

Does anyone wanna try this seed? EXAXBZY8 this seed game me a spectral pack that had perkeo and ank in ante 2 (I think) the farthest I got was ante 15 before being slaughtered by the first blind tell me your runs after you finish it

[left pike]

I have the video of me dying if anyone want to see me slowly loose me confidence

[rocky forum]

Hi

[twilit bramble]

chat what do i do

[uncut musk]

what?

Please don't do that

I can stay with you if you want

[arctic ether]

I don't think they meant that way

[uncut musk]

3

[arctic ether]

Huh

[forest wagon]

glass time

[slender oasis]

wdym

ofc they meant it that way

[uncut musk]

yeah

[cerulean lotus]

What does your deck look like?

Maybe pick up a non face card. Copy it. And use the death to convert some of the face cards into that card. Maybe it's enough to win. You will probably not get the idol hit.

Although you dont have an oops.

So bloodstone might not be enough.

[lime tusk]

Skip both and strike the plant head first

[lean crane]

Very funny, Amber

[cerulean lotus]

You can actually snatch one of the cards and hold it while jokers shuffle. I do it with my blueprints and brainstorms.

[lean crane]

I know, i'm starting from 0 again

[cerulean lotus]

Then i play one hand and watch how the cards are scoring at 1x speed.

[lunar wasp]

does nan inf on mobile still reset your highscore?

[forest wagon]

i would assume so

[sacred dome]

Balatro but we have 3 perkeos????

...no wayg

[latent hemlock]

Crazy

[quartz sphinx]

is this seeded or non ?

[twilit bramble]

all my cards were glass red seal kings

[twilit bramble]

i lost

[twilit bramble]

unseeded

i never do seeded runs

[lime tusk]

Heyyo folks
This gold stake plasma deck casual run started off great with a perkeo, fortunately a couple invisible jokers helped with swift start to endless

Enjoy the video

[quartz sphinx]

im new to balatro when would i be able to get legendary jokers

[median sleet]

you can get them from the start by the soul

it's a spectral card

[quartz sphinx]

never got one
and what about ghost deck

ive seen people make crazy joker decks with ghost

[median sleet]

it's pretty rare

[inland arch]

can't believe hanging chad won't be nerfed in 2025

inshallah 2026

[quartz sphinx]

ive installed it with a file that my friend sent me
how can i update and not lose my progress

[tired echo]

samsung smart fridge

[quartz sphinx]

phone

[sand bone]

Nothing stronger than Family

[astral juniper]

ready!

[honest canopy]

Vin Diesel just cracked open a corona

[thick oriole]

Yoo guys

anyone here plays dead cells

[cerulean lotus]

You can buy it from the playstore that way it will always be updated.

[sacred dome]

Balatro but we exclude ONE joker

IS IT POSSIBLE?

[sacred dome]

I don't think it's possible guys

[cerulean lotus]

Just dont unlock it.

There is a mod that remove jokers as well called replace joker i think.

[sand bone]

Beaten gold stake with every legendary joker!

[timid cedar]

seeded runs don't give stickers

[opal fossil]

question about gold and red seals: when a card with a seal is scored again because of a joker, is the seal triggered once more as well, or does it just affect the very first time the card is scored?

[timid cedar]

red seals just count as another retrigger

[opal fossil]

just once, then?

[timid cedar]

blue seals and gold seals will do their effect multiple times if triggered multiple times

[opal fossil]

ah I see

I'm going to replace the red seals in my deck then

because each card is already being rescored many many times because of joker stacks

[drowsy torrent]

diabolical gold stake run

[honest canopy]

Ante 8 so the Plant cant hurt you 🫡

[drowsy torrent]

no 5th baron unfortunately

[honest canopy]

Keep playing dangit! It will come

[quartz sphinx]

should I buy the hologram?

[honest canopy]

I'd replace Hiker or Throwback with Hologram

Also you know your joker order is wrong yeah?

Maybe you're scaling Supernova so it might be on purpose

[quartz sphinx]

no clue

[honest canopy]

Put Banana last and Supernova first

Throwback should technically go after Supernova but before Cavendish. The other 2 don't matter

[quartz sphinx]

okay
why does order matter ?

[drowsy torrent]

5th baron inc if I live

[honest canopy]

In this instance Supernova is giving +Mult and Cavendish is giving xMult. So you want to do addition before multiplication

Also Throwback is both +10 mult because of the edition, and then xMult naturally. So it would go in between Supernova and Cavendish since the +mult happens first

[drowsy torrent]

I did not live

[honest canopy]

Because the edition affect gets applied before the joker effect

[quartz sphinx]

💀 I played this game like i didn't knew maths exist, until now

[honest canopy]

haha it's tricky. Sometimes the joker effect makes math more confusing 🙃

[quartz sphinx]

thanks sir

[honest canopy]

Good luck

[quartz sphinx]

@honest canopy also
did you see my deck
I'm using dna to get more aces
am i doing right
and if i replace for hologram i would be adding more crowd to my deck
is it good for this run

[honest canopy]

Oops sorry

Yeah adding more Aces is fine

especially if you got Hologram

[quartz sphinx]

okay so id only select aces in a pack r?

[honest canopy]

Uhhh you can select other things to grow Hologram. What hands are you playing mostly? 3 of a kind? 4oak?

Did you get rid of Hiker or Throwback?

[quartz sphinx]

I'm playing checkerd deck so mostly flush and four of kind with aces

[honest canopy]

yeah thats fine to add in any random cards then honestly

You'll be able to easily draw a flush

[quartz sphinx]

right
so which one should I get rid of

throwback 🤔 maybe

[sand bone]

Rainbow flush

[honest canopy]

Whats the current xMult on throwback?

[quartz sphinx]

1.25

only added once
and also I just bought supernova , same shop no mult currently

[honest canopy]

Sell Throwback for Hologram honestly

[quartz sphinx]

order good ?

[honest canopy]

Yeah nice

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🙆

[distant cedar]

is there absolutely nothing i can do? playing cryptid mod for the first time and i've encountered this boss, i previously beat a boss that doesnt allow hands that contain a pair + one that doesn't allow repeat hand types and, well, my deck is mostly kings

[timid cedar]

not the place to discuss modded content

[quartz sphinx]

@honest canopy should I go negative?

[distant cedar]

oh, sorry, where can i discuss it?

[timid cedar]

in #⚙・modding-general

[honest canopy]

Are you very easily drawing flushes and winning in 1 hand?

[distant cedar]

alright, thank you

[pallid sapphire]

deck's gonna be flooded with hearts with the DNA

or something

[quartz sphinx]

flush are easy to draw , lvl4, got +1 permanent discard aswell

1hand , yes but still close not too much

[honest canopy]

Then yeah Ecto can be fun

[quartz sphinx]

neg dna 🤌
ah! looks sexy

[graceful wedge]

A bit late to the party from the last announcement, but anyway:

Please. Take all the time you need to finish 1.1. Balatro is successful for many of the right reasons; do what you believe is the right course. We'll still be here, however long it takes

[slow dagger]

idk but straights are literally the worst hand + flushes on higher stakes

[river token]

best deck to win with black deck and kings and queens on deck

[devout thunder]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[solid timber]

Smh

[still iron]

Sick run with this combo, cleared black deck first time and also helped me get my PR to 2Million a hand lol

[spice helm]

I LOVE how the claw ruins my run

I was going so well

Highscore e28

[halcyon granite]

Surprising we don't have these four as emoji

[outer bay]

They should call people who shill the game.
Balat-bros

[vast raft]

Bizzarro dna

[queen obsidian]

i acc hate the plant

[queen obsidian]

i had 2 tribs poly brainstor mime

the run has so good

wa

was

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[vast raft]

Dihlatro

Dih joker

Dihstorm

Mr dih

[solemn elm]

5oak is the worst hand at for gold stake a8 imo.
straights are one of the best, it's just that they're worse than pairs for a lot of runs because they're so inconsistent and lobotomy is so strong.

[quartz sphinx]

wdym?

[vast raft]

The entire joke relies on you knowing what bizzarro is

[west spear]

Lobotomy is so so strong but in exchange straights have gyatt mars level scaling with no need to get deckfixing to use

sadly, pairs also need no deckfixing

[quartz sphinx]

I'm sry 😞

anyways wht du think about my deck build so far ?
@vast raft

[vast raft]

Balatro

[woeful condor]

he said the thing!!1!

[slim junco]

I dont know if this is the right chat but I never beaten balatro before and I just want to know on what is the best strat for a red deck to reach endless mode (also my luck is really bad 9/10 of the time)

[woeful condor]

It's most certainly the right chat lol

Idk, I'm not a great player whatsoever, but I'd say just try to make sinnergies with the jokers you get

[slim junco]

oki :3

[woeful condor]

Just don't get greedy and I think you'll be fine

[vast raft]

[woeful condor]

you're such a prankster

perhaps... a joker, even...

[vast raft]

If common, uncommon, rare, and legendary jonkers exist
Why not epic

[mint summit]

chat should i chariot the king

[marble monolith]

balatro

[slim junco]

Oki :3 thank you for the advice :3

[jaunty bay]

Normally i only get to ante 6 or 7

My brain has suffered damage and has rotten, help.

[woeful condor]

No problem! Glad I could help even if it's just a bit :3

[woeful condor]

no way they said the thing!!1!

[lyric loom]

Oh crap

He’s right

Where epic jokers

And platinum cards

[nova shore]

another cursed image of the plant

[fringe niche]

wth

how does this happen

[nova shore]

mods

[zealous dock]

He has arrived to my house

He's so solid Jesus, you can't squish this one

[short wedge]

i just did something that is too embaressing to tell anyone

[alpine swallow]

i was so close, i was at my 7th Ante TwT

[fringe niche]

is this a sign to gamble

[oblique hound]

vagabond epic

learn to make flush houses

[fringe niche]

vagabond is good?

[lethal owl]

Vagabond is great

[cursive badger]

first joker stencil win

+70 bootstraps

[nova shore]

jsjsj conjuga cabron

[cursive badger]

and some negatives for fun

[cursive badger]

bro i keep accidentally oneshotting my blinds playing high card 😭

i can't get blue seal value 💔

[lime tusk]

What

[gusty mulch]

I can't score more than 17k points

[violet thistle]

Woah 2 polychrome blueprints

[serene loom]

print

[lyric loom]

Trueprint

[glad oriole]

they’ve done stuff but they’ve also brought harm so it cancels out

[frank lintel]

Jimbo repossessed my house

[lyric loom]

Did he at least give you the +4 mult

Or no

[vapid thistle]

It definitely does NOT make up for it.

[glad oriole]

sorry sorry

it AT LEAST cancels out

though they’ve probably done more harm than good im unsure

[lyric loom]

When I get enough moneys should I get balatro mobile

[violet thistle]

Meanwhile me:

Idk

[glad oriole]

sure

if u wanna

i play mobile way more than steam

and thats saying a lot cuz i have like 300 hours on steam

[violet thistle]

Average hours in balatro

[lyric loom]

It’s addicting okay

Can you blame any of us

[kind fern]

I've heard a conspiracy theory that PETA was a government conspiracy to paint animal activists as nutjobs and make people revolted at thought of animal activism

[violet thistle]

Not really tbh

Not like I'm saying its bad lol

[kind fern]

Though idk I'm not from the free bigmacland so

🤷

But it is a funny thought

[vapid thistle]

Nah, I don't think so.

But

If it makes any sense to me, it would be like, how the hell do they stay standing when they're so hated?

[kind fern]

Anyways people favourite deck and why is it the ghost deck??? 😍😍😍

[signal escarp]

yo wsg random ppl whom i dont know, im tryna settle a debate, do yall think i am masculine or feminine, based on... well ehh nothing?

[frank lintel]

Now the green jimbo wants to kill me just because I discarded 2 cards.

[acoustic cradle]

[glad oriole]

i mean it doesnt super matter but its hard to tell with nothing to go off of

i guess masculine cuz you use he/him lol

[signal escarp]

just guess yk frfr

fair ig

[glad oriole]

which do you go for

[signal escarp]

tryna convince my friends i am not trans after doing 22 online tests and getting ¨female¨ as the result each time

[kind fern]

Neutral

I just saw you for the first time in my life

So don't judge me

Lmaooo

[signal escarp]

yeah ur supposed to have a very strong opinion abt my personality alr frfr /s

[kind fern]

Well tell me what's your favourite deck, jonkler, voucher, tarot, planet, spectral

And tag

As well as the bosses

Big and small

And then I'll judge you

[small crest]

Five fusketeers

[signal escarp]

spectral deck, fav jonkler has to be blueprint/brainstorm but thats boring so baron, antimatter, death, and ectoplasm, anything that isnt the plant i hate ts with my entire soul.

[forest wagon]

clear diagnosis, I think you are confusing "trans-" with "naneinf-"

[signal escarp]

told my friends this, they dont play balatro, had to explain what naneinf is to them.

[brittle pasture]

is the royal flush rare? (i'm new sorry 😭)

[oblique isle]

Discard it trust me

[signal escarp]

DISCARD IT

u will unlock the best/second best joker

its called brainstorm

its like blueprint but ehh, its pretty much the same as blueprint actually

[brittle pasture]

oh cool i got it

thx

[glad oriole]

more like top 10

its a lot more limited than blueprint

and blueprint is like the third best

[signal escarp]

nah come on, blueprint/brainstorm are as good as several of ur best jonklers

[signal escarp]

i beg to differ

[glad oriole]

i’d rather get ante 1 yorick than ante 1 blueprint

[signal escarp]

true but in the end game it doesnt really matter that much imo

[glad oriole]

blueprint varies in power depending on what you have

[signal escarp]

yeah, like i said, its as good as ur best jokers

[glad oriole]

sometimes its only as good as your best joekr

sometimes its as good as your best joker and your best econ

[wide rose]

Human. I remember you're ALEEBs

[glad oriole]

sometimes its not even worth 2x score

bp’s still very good its just not as run winning as yorick or cavendish

[brittle pasture]

what's the difference between them? in the collection it just says one copies the leftmost and the other copies the one to the right

[signal escarp]

cavendish...?

i suppose if u only want to get to ante 8

[glad oriole]

brainstorm’s limited in the fact that sometimes copying an xmult is worse than a +mult or +chips cuz you gotta move it yo the left

[glad oriole]

if im talking about how good a joker is im always talking about non endless

[signal escarp]

oh

[glad oriole]

because endless is pretty clear on whats good and whats not

baron mime copiers perkeo

burglar and dna too

and of course rebate and parking

[solemn elm]

balance is usually assumed to be about about ante 8 and sometimes also gold stake, unless explicitly stated otherwise.

[signal escarp]

cuz i was just abt to say i once got a negative steel joker for a flat 20x mult (yeah i got 100 steel cards)

[signal escarp]

yeah

[signal escarp]

okidoki

[glad oriole]

thats neat but weirdly not great for endless standards lel

[signal escarp]

yeah i know but it was a free negative yk

[glad oriole]

ye

also ermm 20x mult on steel joker would be 95 steels not 100

100 would be 21x mult

[signal escarp]

those steel cards were all kings (most red sealed, some blue sealed, some purple sealed)

i also got baron blueprint and brainstorm that run

unfortunately no mime tho

[glad oriole]

i have gone for high score endless runs before

i believe my record is e76?

[signal escarp]

nice

i dont remember mine

[glad oriole]

:3

[signal escarp]

:3

[glad oriole]

my best on mobile is like e12 tho

i play more mobile but almost always normal runs

[signal escarp]

oh yeah, mobile exists

i lowkey forgot :P

[glad oriole]

i have both cuz i heart balatro

i bought balatro before it was out on mobile so when i heard it was coming to mobile i knew i was gonna buy it again

[signal escarp]

XD

[brittle pasture]

is stuntman worth it? +250 chips but -2 hand size

[signal escarp]

depends on ur build

[brittle pasture]

i have zero other jokers but i got it for free for skipping a blind 🥲

i'll get it and sell it i think

[signal escarp]

yeah just grab and use it for the early game maybe

[brittle pasture]

just wanted to know if it's some rare thing i should hold on to

[brittle pasture]

ah thanks

[signal escarp]

not neccesarily but it can carry you for the first few antes yeah

you should try and get a good economy and maybe get some other scoring jokers in that period

[glad oriole]

TAKE

stuntman early is peak

and worth keeping the whole game

do NOT underestimate chips

[brittle pasture]

alrighty i'll get it next time ;-;

[glad oriole]

250 is fuck ton

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🪬

[astral hornet]

can mobile and steam sync the same progress?

[lyric loom]

Test it out ig

[astral hornet]

dumb answer

[lyric loom]

Dude I don’t have balatro myself

I’m just here because Balatro is cool

[astral hornet]

then why are you pinging me with an answer to a game you don't play in a discord for a game you dont play

[lyric loom]

Uh

Ask and you receive

[brittle pasture]

thanks guys, i ended up winning :D

[bitter arrow]

Everyone should play today’s nyt connections

[dusky island]

Hi everyone!

[wraith tiger]

hi there

[jade quartz]

Letsss goooo

I finally got gold stake on erratic

[wispy bloom]

Pair is such a good hand

[true cloud]

so im new here, does this server do vc?

[restive swallow]

no

[lyric loom]

Pair

[delicate zinc]

hello onions

im saying this with 15 hours cartomancer and dna are good if gotten early

and if you play by luck

[lusty rune]

yes

I'm in vc rn

[restive swallow]

why are you lying

there are no VCs here

unless...

[lusty rune]

Shh...

you saw nothing

[paper summit]

If every seed is winnable, I wonder how big of a program you would need to beat the game 100% of the time.

How many seeds would you need to identify and hardcode a strategy for?

[dreamy iron]

like all of em

[graceful mural]

Hanging chad is like that "Ill be there" meme
Im pretty sure hanging chad is in over 75% of my runs

hes always there at some point

Ngl they should make hanging chad uncommon

so hes not in like every run

hes way to common

[pastel plume]

My current best hand, should i try to get another ecto and roll for showman then another BP or BS? Or not worth

Unseeded btw 😂

Or get rid of a BP for burglar joker and try for serpent? I just need the retcon voucher

[lyric loom]

Camera

Nice

[lyric loom]

Hanging chad

[clever sorrel]

im needing help, whats the best joker lineup for this run?

[formal lagoon]

copy either bloodstone or photo, depends how well bloodstone hits

[graceful mural]

Ill be there - Hanging chad

Hes everywhere

[formal lagoon]

pretty sure its bloodstone to copy with blueprint yeah

[lyric loom]

Yeah

[clever sorrel]

i did that

i got to 10 b points

i just died

😭

[formal lagoon]

not too shabby

[chrome glade]

yeah the thing is that copying bloodstone is the proper copy effect... assuming it hits

if it whiffs hard then teeechnically maybe copying photograph works too

[formal lagoon]

theres an online balatro calculator if youre ever thinking

[formal lagoon]

actually wait i was wrong

photo is better

assuming bloodstone hits exactly 1 in 2 times

but copying bloodstone gives a lower and a higher possible score, and photo has a smaller range of scores

[carmine river]

Just Burglar it out

I'm going to assume Ecto is now -2

And you have 9 handsize rn

[pastel plume]

Yea

[carmine river]

I feel like it is worth it considering you'll get another +2 handsize from Burglar copying

You have enough score rn

So start copying some gold cards

[pastel plume]

Ive been copying em i have probably 40 some of each rn, so ill gain some money, do i sell BP or BS?

For it when i find it and get retcon