🎙・server-chat

[gaunt depot]

Hiya everyone!

[graceful tree]

Yo

[lavish jackal]

I'm going to lose with this run...

[rocky loom]

Hi, I'm new to balatro and here, but I really wanted to see if someone could help me beat my first game... I've had more than 18 attempts and it sounds exaggerated, but it's true, so if you can help me, thanks, And if not, thank you anyway.

[lavish jackal]

The first tarot pack of the run was in ante 7 🥀

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 💰

[wintry cove]

Are you joking it good

[honest canopy]

wtf is that text on your profile. Gross

[unkempt wing]

literally just play the game :d

18 attempts doesnt soudn exaggerated

the more u play the better youll get

do a run, if a certain joker works well for u, then you use it. if it works badly, then u dont

[unkempt wing]

cool ig

[acoustic geode]

Golden jimbo key so it pays off in 4 days

[gleaming valley]

Racism

[honest canopy]

Exactly

[acoustic jolt]

Isn't that like

Not allowed?

[acoustic geode]

My first ever balatro win

[honest canopy]

Ayyy congrats on the win 😄 . Many more to come for sure 🤞

[gleaming valley]

I wonder...

[acoustic geode]

Funny how i went for bull my first run

My bull love is there from the beginning

[honest canopy]

Good amount of money for it!

[gleaming valley]

That's bull crap😹

Get it

[honest canopy]

<@&1133519078540185692> I have a question. Is the edgy text on their profile worthy of a ban?

[gleaming valley]

I hope the one green shows up to deal with the problem they are my favorite mod

[digital tusk]

can you please change your bio to be less offensive

[gleaming valley]

Aw man

Not saying aw man to the bio

[digital tusk]

u got until i've finished writing a cover letter for this job hurry up

[honest canopy]

GL on the job hunt 🫡

[digital tusk]

internship hunt 🥲

[honest canopy]

Pls tell me it's paid...

[digital tusk]

yeah i hope so

i wouldn't accept it if it isn't

[boreal heart]

how many hours do you guys spend on your phone

[swift sail]

Yeah man change your server profile or get yeeted

[boreal heart]

per day

[swift sail]

Oh phoebe beat me to it

[swift sail]

thanks

[gleaming valley]

You aren't who I'm talking about

Where's green

Lol happy

[swift sail]

one green to rule them all one green to find them one green to bring them together and in the darkness bind them

[swift sail]

lolhappy is pretty goated

[gleaming valley]

I miss green

😢

[honest canopy]

I prefer not to play favourites. Because there is no need when vonnegut already knows there is a clear winner 👀

[swift sail]

yeah. egg stan spotted

[honest canopy]

You got me 😩

[swift sail]

egg is pretty slick with it i can't be mad

[digital tusk]

gave them a little kick, i haven't finished writing my cover letter i just wanted an excuse to take a quick break

[gleaming valley]

That's why I refer to it as green

[swift sail]

this is what chatgpt is for

[gleaming valley]

Everybody who is ANYONE is GREEN. Green green green! And I'm all for it! It makes me koo koo for green! Mental.

[digital tusk]

nah

not if i want to get the role

[inner tiger]

You're about to get diced 💀

[digital tusk]

chatgpt can't incude my experience unfortunately

[gleaming valley]

Hey its crashing out

[digital tusk]

its no good for internships

[swift sail]

it's been a long time since i read a cover letter but also it sounds like y ou're at a very different point in your career

[inner tiger]

Yes idt you can for a cover latter. Super helupful for a resume tho

[honest canopy]

It's been too long of a time since I've written a cover letter 😬 I dread changing jobs

[digital tusk]

I'm a first year at uni

[swift sail]

im almost 40 godspeed it's rough out there

[inner tiger]

Actually wrote my first one yesterday since college

[digital tusk]

also if you write an email to me using chatgpt i WILL know and judge you if silently

[honest canopy]

Forget "thunk chat". We need an "Unc Chat"

[inner tiger]

You only really have to write one and then just change the company and position lol

[digital tusk]

🫂

[digital tusk]

nah u gotta tailor them

[honest canopy]

For legal purposes if localthunk is reading this I do miss Thunk Chat

[digital tusk]

well depends on the role

[swift sail]

civil chatter spotted

[digital tusk]

if its just part time retail i don't care

[honest canopy]

I dodged all the ice cubes

[digital tusk]

todays candidate for a conference im helping organise

[inner tiger]

Im in Eng and they mostly haven't mattered too much. Only that not putting one in looks bad

[swift sail]

you realize this is bannable like discord will ban you for this message if someone reports it lol

[inner tiger]

But I'm 29 it's dif for internships

[gleaming valley]

You're right I shouldn't promote gambling

[swift sail]

thank you

[honest canopy]

vonnegut beat me but yeah you can't joke about that when the minimum age is 13 as a heads up. This also applies to things like twitch. Don't make age jokes

[digital tusk]

I cold called a company advertising for a full time role and asked if they'll take interships and they said email we'll consider it, this is 100% getting read by a human so i need to put effort in

[gleaming valley]

I'm looking at you, crashing out

[honest canopy]

I was wondering what happened to my reply. The message vanished

[digital tusk]

im so smol im 21 😭

took a few gap years because life

[gleaming valley]

Black jack refernse

[inner tiger]

Just Don't look me in the eyes. Trust me

[honest canopy]

I remember 21. It was more than... 15 years ago wtf I am old

[digital tusk]

im a 2004 baby <3

[gleaming valley]

I love you. I love you all. Almost as much as I love green. Good night.

Green as in lol happy by the way. Don't get it twisted, green isn't even my top 3 colors.

[spiral silo]

Green.

Green is awesome

[zealous pasture]

Say that again

[spiral silo]

I love green

[swift sail]

that again

[sacred lintel]

who wanna balatro

[sacred lintel]

you old

[flint copper]

Thank you all for making me feel young

[sacred lintel]

you old

[flint copper]

The 2020s stole all my time from me :(

[zealous pasture]

Mej

[pseudo bison]

hello

[zealous pasture]

You guys think balatro would get a update

Not today of course

But maybe some day

[glad oriole]

yes it was announced

[neat fractal]

Hello everyone! 👋

[steel tangle]

Games just asking for it

[coarse juniper]

Damn

[nimble crater]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE

[sand siren]

Did yall see the new jubilee video?

[nimble crater]

which one

this one?

[sand siren]

This one! Definitely gave me a good laugh, good times were had

[visual escarp]

[honest canopy]

<@&1133519078540185692> things got weird again

[visual escarp]

that’s lowkey mean twin

[nimble crater]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[nimble crater]

if i ping them twice do you think they will respond twice as fast

[solid timber]

🚨🚨🚨

[strange temple]

??

[honest canopy]

#⚙・modding-general

[nimble crater]

ion think thats a mod

ts look like a blitch

[nimble crater]

is it true that if i ping mods twice they respond twice as fast

[solid timber]

No

If you see mods already pinged you don’t need to ping them again

[honest canopy]

Yeah a glitch with one of their installed mods

[solid timber]

alr gn yall

[nimble crater]

ping a mod about it

[solid timber]

Don’t do thst

[nimble crater]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[solid timber]

Sigh

NOW I’m going to sleep

[nimble crater]

i love when i get to ping you guys

[solid timber]

Please bots let me sleep 💔🙏

Yk I lowk had a dream where there was this one guy saying I was a bad mod idk why

[cyan solstice]

you're a bad mod

[solid timber]

ts is in my dreams already 💔

[cyan solstice]

idk why

[solid timber]

Thank you egg

Should I. Reset your sell value

[cyan solstice]

You can't

[tawny pasture]

You....you can do that?

[cyan solstice]

Only the mighty Jimbo can

[nimble crater]

im gonna ping mod

im going to do it

[solid timber]

I’m gonna reset your sell value if you do 🙏

(Join date)

[cyan solstice]

based

[tawny pasture]

[nimble crater]

@young kernel

hi mod

[solid timber]

How dare you ping a random guy 💔

1 minute timeout for pinging mods

[honest canopy]

Pretty sure Egg is eternal so good luck

[cyan solstice]

Eternal isn't sacred

there's like

[solid timber]

He doesn’t know about the debug menu

[cyan solstice]

at least 10 modded cards that say "anyway"

[solid timber]

what if I just get the crimson heart up in here to debuff you

[acoustic jolt]

There's at least 10 modded cards that crash your PC

[cyan solstice]

Debuffs don't negate Eternal

[nimble crater]

syfm

[acoustic jolt]

Nothing's sacred in Modded

[solid timber]

Ik but does it reset your sell value? Idr

I’d assume not

but you can’t gain +$3 sell value again

[acoustic jolt]

Translation: "Shut your fucking mouth" (in case you don't understand the lingo)

[honest canopy]

Nah because even perished cards still have sell value for Temperance

[solid timber]

Anyways Gn yall

Don’t make me ban anyone 🚨🚨🚨

[acoustic jolt]

gn

Sweet dreams

[acoustic jolt]

Okay

[acoustic jolt]

Sleep well

[unkempt orbit]

[Chat... Play Checkered on the "ROFFLE" seed... It's actually so good]

[solid timber]

Thank you tenshi

[solid timber]

I wish you the same

[acoustic jolt]

Not at all biased

[acoustic jolt]

It's noon and I have school

But thank you regardless

[unkempt orbit]

[The seed itself is so peak]

[solid timber]

Well the night will fall and the moon will shine its faint light onto your skin and you will remember my words

[acoustic jolt]

Uhhh sure I'll give it a shot

[solid timber]

Alr later yall

[unkempt orbit]

[Rare tag gave me a Blueprint after I obtained a silly little hologram]

[Byeeee]

[glad oriole]

[slate plaza]

today was such a good day

[nimble crater]

what happened

[formal river]

Bro

[unreal aurora]

Holy shit

I'll post the seed later. Chad in first shop, Photo in second shop, and trib in Ante 3 spectral pack

[formal river]

Please don’t

[formal river]

I uninstalled all my social media man discord all I got left 😭

I had to get away from ts

[gusty shard]

Eh not that good I’d reset

[fervent ridge]

I'm getting flashbacks to one of my runs from yesterday./

[dusty elbow]

Stretch marks go from my shoulders to my elbows and along my pecs. Is there any way to feel better about them? :[

[unreal aurora]

Seed is W63IA4L2, photochad is easy to find. Trib is in Ante 3 spectral pack

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/10168397515333507067/1696CCE94CE39F2E71AC62A8B10527886112597B/

[slate plaza]

you know what happened

[dreamy pine]

hello guys

[fervent ridge]

I wish I could of gone longer, but it was fun.

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🧬

[lime tusk]

Bro knows what’s up

Dap me up twin me too

[leaden wind]

how do i prove that the for sets x and y (where f: X--> Y is a function) that f has a right inverse if and only if the set is surjective

i played balatro too long and forgot my hw

[lime tusk]

Wait I’ve got this in my notes idk if I can find them tho

[leaden wind]

YESS

lets go

balatro server for da win

[lime tusk]

Wait it’s simple I don’t need notes

[leaden wind]

so i tried it but idk if im right

like i just ignored AC and mapped every y value to a given x value

then i got f o g = Iy

right inverse surjective idk

[zealous pasture]

The first time i saw the balatro ad i said "omg its a horror poker game type?"

[lime tusk]

assume there’s a function g:Y->X such that f(g(y))=y for all y belongoing to Y

Let y belonging to Y be arbitrary and since g is defined for all Y, g(y) belongs to X

f(g(y))=y
So for this y which belongs to Y we found an x=g(y) which be,Omg to X such that f(x)=y

Since y was a variable and can be any element from Y, f is subjective

[leaden wind]

so how would u explain if multiple inputs mapped to one output (idk if im reading ur txt right)

[nimble crater]

hey folks

[lime tusk]

Works for any variable y in set Y, should work for every element from Y => as long as the elements belong to Y, and g is the right inverse of f, f is surjective

[lime tusk]

Welcome back to a casual white stake plasma deck run, in today’s video, I found 372 stencils on ante 1 which gave the run a smooth start into endless, enjoy the video

[leaden wind]

roffle lite type beat

[leaden wind]

ok thanks i hope i dndt fk up the first pset

😭

[lime tusk]

372 stencils is WAYYYY past naneinf

[hexed thunder]

hello ladies, gentlemen and gamers of all varieties

[leaden wind]

have yall hopped on silksong yet

perchance

[lime tusk]

Nah

[hexed thunder]

I dont have 20 bucks 😔

[lime tusk]

Today is my last exam so I’ll get rainworld and finish it orrrr I’ll get naneinf

Rainworld is a pretty game

[leaden wind]

pov broke asl (opened too many arcana packs)

[hexed thunder]

I rerolled too many times, man

i gotta stop trying to find cavendish

[leaden wind]

bananas go extinct dude

[lime tusk]

“Nah bro this one will have a soul card trust” (its a normal arcana pack)

[hexed thunder]

what is a joker y'all always forget exists?

[leaden wind]

i keep on trying to skip the blinds for a mega arcana pack just for it to be absolutely nothing

[proven lantern]

Just Won my first game ever after dozens and dozens of try.

[leaden wind]

odd todd 💀

[lime tusk]

Imma make a balatro to-do list (not the joker)

• make a cavendish go extinct
• get a soul card in inventory
• get a stencil naneinf
• get a baron mime naneinf

I might do the first one today, I’ll get like 4 oops and 1 cavendish

[lime tusk]

Hell yeah!!!

[hexed thunder]

for me its easily this bitch

[lime tusk]

This was my first win

[lyric spear]

Hi I am new here my name is balatro

[proven lantern]

I mean the game tries soo hard to mess your run, when closer to victory

[lime tusk]

You can tell I was a beginner because of the negative tag

[lyric spear]

Whichever one it is that gives you money for activating a boss blind, it’s so buns

I haven’t unlocked all of them yet though

[hexed thunder]

matador

[lyric spear]

Yeah I don’t like him

[lime tusk]

Matador early game with brainstorm is so peak

Literal money printer

[lyric spear]

I also don’t like ramen

I know it’s probably actually good

[hexed thunder]

y'all have to get a gold sticker on fucking POPCORN btw

[lyric spear]

But I always discard cards so I end up ruining it

[lime tusk]

Never won a run with ramen

[lyric spear]

I’m quite fond of the cat

I’m pretty new still

[proven lantern]

Best jokers to add in your run?

[lyric spear]

I started like in July

[lyric spear]

Blueprint and brainstorm are always nice

I like those

[lime tusk]

Oh easy
2 mimes, 2 barons, 3 blueprints, 2 brainstorms, perkeo

[proven lantern]

What are these lol, i’m soo noob never heard of them

[lyric spear]

Cat

[lime tusk]

That’ll get you infinite score

[proven lantern]

How do i get them?

[hexed thunder]

I think I got the LAMEST first gold stake win ever with this setup 😭

[lime tusk]

Pray to jimbo

[lyric spear]

Blueprints and brainstorms just copy another joker, perkeo makes negative copies of consumables, barons add 1.5x mult for every held king, and mimes retrigger held in hand effects

[lime tusk]

Perishable brainstorm

💔

[hexed thunder]

like, really? negative chaos the fucking clown?

[lyric spear]

What’s wrong with that

Isn’t that a good negative to have

[proven lantern]

Ohh so what should i always use in my run?

[lime tusk]

Mail in rebate should give 4$

It needs a debuff

[lyric spear]

Well there’s a whole lot of jonklers to pick from so just build off the first few you get

[lime tusk]

Mary Andy should be -1 hand instead of hand size ngl

[proven lantern]

Isn’t the max number of jokers you can use in a run are 5?

[lyric spear]

I wanna ask John LocalThunk Balatro what the hell the menu screen swirly thing is

[lime tusk]

Nope

[lyric spear]

You can get more slots with negatives and the antimatter voucher

And one of the decks I think painted

[lime tusk]

Negative antimatter voucher

[lyric spear]

Vouchers can be negative????

[lime tusk]

Nah

[proven lantern]

Yeah i just got an extra slot in my last run

[lyric spear]

🥀

[raven ice]

bacon

[hard locust]

Dream combo

[lyric spear]

He should add a joker that gives x10000000 mult if your name is cosmic

[hexed thunder]

The most fun run I ever had was probably when I beat purple stake for the first time
(Jokers in order: Ancient Joker, Baseball Card, Hologram (X7.5 Mult), Sock N Buskin, Smeared Joker, Brainstorm)

[raven ice]

eternal on gift tho

still take

[lime tusk]

I was JUST about to say you can’t afford the BP

[lyric spear]

Sorry guys this is the funnest run.

[lime tusk]

How big was your wee

[lyric spear]

My wee was like 600 something each I think

[hard locust]

Yeah I would’ve cursing myself for taking the telescope earlier otherwise 💀

[lime tusk]

HAHAH my wee is way bigger

[hexed thunder]

imagine if you got amber acorn

[lyric spear]

My biggest wee was 1600 but by golly that is a fine wee you have there

[lyric spear]

I’d be quite befuddled

Truth is I had some other jokers

I sold them for the screenshot cause it was funny

[lime tusk]

These runs are no longer fun

Big whoop another photochad run 😪

[hexed thunder]

this monstrosity I had once

[raven ice]

i think i got a bit higher than 6k once

[hexed thunder]

balatro is so cool, I wish poker was real..

[lime tusk]

Yeah.. imagine instead of chips it was actual money

Yk what else I can imagine

LOOOOOWWWWW TAPPPEEEERRRR FAAAAADE

[lyric spear]

I want a free play mode so I can start 5 wees and a negative hack and 52 2s

[lyric spear]

Foil Trib looks so yummy

[orchid tusk]

oh man is it really time for another one of these runs again?

[left ravine]

Hello. Does the game sync progress between to phones with the same play store account?

[fringe fable]

CREDIT CARD IN THE- oh wait its right there

[desert herald]

I dont think so

at least I dont know of a way to do so

[snow granite]

aww... I wanted to make a "nobody expects the spanish qinquisition" joke

but too many capslock

anywho, have a nice day :D

[latent steppe]

Need brainstorm and blueprint plushies

[cerulean lotus]

Man how come so people have big hands but I don't.

How do people even such big hands? Buy random cards from shop?

[latent steppe]

Yeah

Or dna blueprint shenanigans

[cerulean lotus]

Yeah this can work.

[vivid island]

dna bp/bs or certificate bp/bs

[daring silo]

your pfp takes me back

[cerulean lotus]

Where? o.O

[daring silo]

i used to have the same one when i was a kid

[cerulean lotus]

Ye this is a pic i chose when i was new to discord and it stuck around lol.

[daring silo]

its crazy what a place the internet is

[keen spire]

[twilit bramble]

dna, serpent, cryptid

or some bug with chicot

[proper flame]

if you just mean the deck you can get 4-5+ cards per round with just dna and some blueprints

[fervent ridge]

Hmm...

[warm timber]

hello chat

[restive swallow]

Hello!

[fervent ridge]

That is just taunting me.

[acoustic jolt]

"Heart cards are debuffed"

[zealous tendon]

the classic case of "I have DNA (or multiple) but I can't thin my deck"

[silver forum]

So.. won my run without getting rid of a joker.

[visual escarp]

W dude

[gilded shadow]

Hi

[rose oak]

That was a run for sure

[golden bluff]

Guys i just beat my first golden run

This game is entirely too hard

[restive swallow]

hell yeah congrats

[golden bluff]

This was my build

A goddamn walkie talkie build

[rose oak]

natural negative blueprint?

[golden bluff]

Yes

First card

[rose oak]

GG

[golden bluff]

Crazy

I was forced to use it with rental walkie talkie

I was so pissed

😂

[somber oasis]

Natural negative blueprint is insane

[inland edge]

Peenar

[slow fern]

lazy developer never fix a battery drain

[true flax]

my first win

[lusty rune]

🤯

[lime tusk]

Insane trib run never thought it can go this far

[karmic arrow]

Today is the day of glory ✈️🏢🏢

[somber oasis]

Anyone have tips for gold stake balatro on nebula deck?

[sweet tide]

That's mad funny

[hollow knoll]

i don't get it?

[keen willow]

We lost 2 obelisk today

[restive swallow]

[hollow knoll]

what is the glory? i am confused

[sand thorn]

Hey whats the most op seed?

[foggy veldt]

67

[sand thorn]

67?

[lusty rune]

Yeah 67

[somber oasis]

What's the date?

[lime tusk]

67

67

[hollow knoll]

whats the glory though?

[brisk zinc]

hello i have 313 hours on balatro and i just used a death in the wrong order

[lost kindle]

is this real

[brisk zinc]

the council

[gleaming valley]

They contain 2 more emperors

[lost kindle]

which should i take tho

[gleaming valley]

Middle

[lost kindle]

devil and hiero

mid

[gleaming valley]

Devil

[lost kindle]

coudlve done w deaths tho

or hangmans

[somber oasis]

Maybe a different emperor

[lost kindle]

is it worth

[brisk zinc]

what should i selllll ||/s obviously||

if i sell the luchador i lose the 50 chips from foil and that could cost me the game

[lost kindle]

are you gonna go ante 9

forgot what its called

[brisk zinc]

yea i'm not ending a nat neg yorick run until i die from natural causes

[lost kindle]

luch

go for it ig

[brisk zinc]

yes that was a joke post obv i sell luch

[lost kindle]

mb amanda

[cerulean lotus]

Roffle ran out of clickbaits

[brisk zinc]

welp gg

[lost kindle]

he mightve not passed biology

[brisk zinc]

actually not gg

i can use strength to create aces and copy with dna and hopefully win

surely x16 yorick is enough

nope it was not

[lost kindle]

first unseeded soul in a month and i get it in this run

[acoustic jolt]

STOP ROLLING DOWN

[lost kindle]

i encountered a seance, didnt even take it i just looked at it

then i died

[acoustic jolt]

Should've taken the Glasses

[lost kindle]

i shouldve bru

[compact garnet]

hi i'm new to balatro and i sometimes randomly get a planet card after playing a hand. can someone explain why?

[acoustic jolt]

Blue Seals?

[compact garnet]

no like from normal cards

[uncut panther]

fuck you game

[acoustic jolt]

Did you have any blue seals in your hand

[compact garnet]

i dont think so

it happened a few rounds back so i dont completly remember but i'm pretty sure that i didnt have any blue seals or the jioker that gives me a tarot

[acoustic jolt]

Keep playing and quickly screenshot the game when it "randomly" happens

[compact garnet]

okok

thanks

[slim junco]

Cards with seals can do that

[solemn elm]

other than blue seal, the only thing that could've caused that is if you're playing a pre 1.0.1f version of the game and had 8 ball

as old 8 ball was "if played hand contains two or more 8s, generate a planet"

[twilit bramble]

unless the version is chosen manually, the game is updated when you open it

[solemn elm]

that just isn't true

[twilit bramble]

oh? based on what

[solemn elm]

you made the claim in the first place

the burden of proof is on you

[twilit bramble]

uh, how do i tell you that 2+2 = 4

[twilit bramble]

so you say that it isn't true, but don't provide any arguments

[solemn elm]

are you like 12 or something?
do you not understand the burden of proof?

[twilit bramble]

do you not understand .. common sense?

[slate patio]

Helloo

[twilit bramble]

more school, less tiktok, maybe that'll improve your logic

• it's a technical thing

[solemn elm]

youre a walking contradiction

[twilit bramble]

maybe look in the mirror

[solemn elm]

ok buddy

[civic marten]

Hi

[slate patio]

Ws

[rose walrus]

About to prepare for last blind.

[uncut panther]

bye

[rose walrus]

Such an insane straight run

Fun

[uncut panther]

dusk is there for good measure

[rose walrus]

Forgot to mention I got burnt joker and space joker early in the run lmao

Here's the seed BTW
JWUC7NHW

[civic marten]

WAIT I JUST READ YOUR NAME AND TAG. ANOTHER GUMI FAN??

[hexed thunder]

hello guys, gals and non-binary pals

[rose walrus]

Hi

[rose walrus]

Hello

[restive swallow]

[rose walrus]

Your tag is literally the elephant in the room wanted to be addressed huh

[restive swallow]

Not a Gumi enjoyer...

god i thought we took you all out durin the war

[rose walrus]

Teto must fall

Return to gumi

[restive swallow]

Okay i can agree with you there

Perhaps i judged Gumi fans too harshly...

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[jolly talon]

Hi gambling twinks

[lost tangle]

https://youtu.be/m9PV-ltN3B8?si=EB7hCBxFr5RBNZgn this is by far the most random mashup I have ever seen 😭

[rapid hill]

Hello

[jolly talon]

Not a twink. Begone!

[rapid hill]

Who is twink ?

[jolly talon]

Whar

[proven lantern]

Best deck to play with?

[hard locust]

Probably ghost

Or plasma

[solemn elm]

blue/yellow, for winning that is

[rapid hill]

You said I should begone because im not a twink but what is twink ? What does it mean ?

[regal hinge]

plasma/yellow

[white pulsar]

I did it again lmao
(why couldn't invisible land on blueprint 😭)

[sharp tide]

Pretty good charm tag

(I was resetting for triboulet, he's gold now)

[proven lantern]

Only played Flush and nothing else.

[somber oasis]

Can invis or Mr bones be eternal

[serene panther]

Balatro so peak

[meager zodiac]

Trueee

[regal hinge]

no

even if invis was able to get eternal he would be useless

[coral pebble]

Did my first challenge deck

[meager zodiac]

Let me guess

The money = max chips one?

[coral pebble]

✅️

[meager zodiac]

Try to do five cards as next one

It is extremely easy

[coral pebble]

what

[regal hinge]

what challenge is that?

[meager zodiac]

Challange with five cards croo

[coral pebble]

Tryna do mad world 🥀

[regal hinge]

do fragile next its the easiest challenge

[coral pebble]

no

Ion even have it unlocked

[meager zodiac]

Challenge which has hand size of 5 cards, you have sharp joker or whatever it is called as starter joker and you have 7 joker slots

And as i remember you have a bit more hands to play

[regal hinge]

the five-card draw

[meager zodiac]

Yea

I have balatro language set on Russian

Smth

[coarse edge]

my high card only run has ended at ante 12

[hard locust]

Madness is actually pretty good on gold stake

[brave dagger]

how come you have to DOWNload an UPdate?

[unique fox]

wtflip

[brave dagger]

is this really enough

[somber oasis]

Yeah that's why I ased cause no point buying it then

[meager zodiac]

Yea bro im so fuckin rusty

360k as new best score

[strange meadow]

well cuz one is pushed outward to everyone (the update) n one is taken down into your system specifically (download)

down is taking in, up is pushing out

[restive swallow]

weak

[brave dagger]

"nsfw but not p:(:(:(" wdym

:( is my censor

[restive swallow]

ykno i never understood it myself either

[brave dagger]

This is Lee Deok-young from MBC News.

[keen granite]

Lt is it prononounced balatro or balatro?

[restive swallow]

I personally say balatro but i know some people who say balatro

[brisk zinc]

back on my c+ grind and got a pretty nice baron mime run xd

didn't even need the extra joker slot

[brave dagger]

rate this song

[vast raft]

FIRE IN THE HOLE

[regal current]

Is this even balatro?

[sand thorn]

I found mime in round1

Lmaoo

[regal current]

If you found barón like some seconds later you are lucky as hell

[sand thorn]

Yes

There was but i didnt bought it

[regal current]

[sand thorn]

Also 2 negatives

[regal current]

Yeah we know THAT you are lucky

[sand thorn]

Hu

[somber oasis]

Were you building pairs in a baron and mime build?

[brisk zinc]

at first yeah but then switched to high cards

[somber oasis]

That pivot is always too hard for me to go into baron

Which ante did you get it?

[brisk zinc]

11 or 12 i forgot

[somber oasis]

What? I meant which ante did you get the baron

[brisk zinc]

oh

idk

[somber oasis]

Hmm

[brisk zinc]

pretty early tho like before 5

[sand thorn]

Wait people told me Baron Is bad

[brisk zinc]

people lied to you

[nimble frost]

anyone listen to the balatro song stupendium made?

[brisk zinc]

baron is bad if you get it early with no other scoring jokers but if you can make your whole deck kings it's fucking insane

[sand thorn]

True

[nimble frost]

apparently ive already listened to it over 50 times in a row

[sand thorn]

So Baron Is for tryhard

[brisk zinc]

huh

it's good for high scoring

[sand thorn]

Interesting

[signal sage]

hologram is lowk peak imo

[somber oasis]

Oh yeah I've been listening to a lot lately

[somber oasis]

You had a decent number of kings by then?

[nimble frost]

im listening to it right now 😭

[somber oasis]

It's actually really catchy

[nimble frost]

it is

its not getting old either

[somber oasis]

Just like balatro

[brisk zinc]

enough to not lose

keep in mind i had mime too

and blueprint

[somber oasis]

Oh you got mime before?

Makes sense

[brisk zinc]

no i got it after baron

[somber oasis]

What about blue print?

[brisk zinc]

i don't remember

i don't keep track of my runs

[somber oasis]

But I can see why the pivot wouldn't have been too hard

[brisk zinc]

yea it really wasn't

i had blue seal kings so it was easy to get pluto cards with mime

[somber oasis]

I would've probably skipped baron though

[sand thorn]

I found a seed with Baron+ mime+photograph+ 9 is It a good combo?

[somber oasis]

Probably photo not that great for that build?

[sand thorn]

Oh ok

I saw another guy using photo

I never used it

[somber oasis]

I mean photo can be really powerful but probably not with a baron build

[sand thorn]

And i didnt used also baron

Only mime + 9 + some mult

[sand thorn]

Yeah

[somber oasis]

I finally beat nebula gold stake

[vast forum]

Should I drop Yorick?

[somber oasis]

I don't think you should

[vast forum]

I just pulled it

I dont think ill be able to discard enough to make it work

[somber oasis]

How many rounds before the boss?

[vast forum]

This is the run to the boss

[somber oasis]

Hmmm then yeah I guess you drop yorick

[vast forum]

It's also amber acorn

[somber oasis]

Well it shouldn't be too bad as long as you hold on to abstract joker before the shuffling and move it to the left most

[vast forum]

It's white stake

[somber oasis]

How much are you making per hand?

[vast forum]

Uhhhhhhh

[somber oasis]

Honestly no matter what if you're not going endless there isn't a world where the dice isn't better than yorick here

Assuming you pulled it in this shop

[vast forum]

I was gonna reroll and pray for a good joker

[somber oasis]

Depending on how much you score per hand

You could just play 4 hands against the amber acorn

Also depends on how easy it is to draw your scoring hand

[somber oasis]

Probably only merry andy makes yorick usable this round

[vast forum]

Somehow I won

[somber oasis]

Congrats

With or without yorick?

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it ❓

[rapid hill]

You dont know if you do ?

[frigid tusk]

hello

[velvet torrent]

so huh, my game was lagging really hard and I checked task manager

why is it named like this lmao

[steel fiber]

that's the engine it runs on

[velvet torrent]

oh ok

fair enough

I was freaking out for a moment, idk why my was lagging really hard

[echo hamlet]

Hello, I just joined since this game is so fun and a little addictive

[gleaming valley]

I joined this since the game was so boring and easy to quit playing

[glad oriole]

homura

[mystic prawn]

[burnt path]

so boring and easy to quit the game was playing I joined this since

[gleaming valley]

Me when my message makes no sense:

[burnt path]

message me no makes my : sense when

[proud thicket]

Balatro by LocalThunk

[stark storm]

Tf?

Last I checked android 16 isn't that old 😭

The fuck, my min is listed as 6.0

Oh, balatro requires greater google play security than my banking app, noted

[latent ivy]

just type balatro apk in google

[stark storm]

Yea I know, its just a pity I'm forced to pirate the game despite having paid for it

Clown shit to be using the google play integrity api, my bank doesn't even require that

Wow, it doesn't even launch with basic integrity, only device or strong I guess

[keen willow]

Black deck being the best as always

[upper elm]

how many tries did this take

[unreal aurora]

Just beat Violet Vessel on gold stake for the first time 😮‍💨

With a flush build lmao

[keen willow]

The first game I one shooted the small blind

I think 3 tries

I already had gold stake with black, it's just that I find really fun playing it

[unreal aurora]

You masochist, respect

[keen willow]

[unreal aurora]

https://streamable.com/asf0v2

[noble shell]

el comienzo fue un big bang

[noble shell]

ola

[keen willow]

Pa ti mi cola

[noble shell]

[keen willow]

El mismísimo señor huesos

[noble shell]

real

[keen willow]

Espero que nadie puntúe 25%-100% de la puntuación requerida

[keen willow]

No soportaría que le pasará nada

[keen willow]

Cada balatro tiene su balatra

[true flax]

Does anyone have this letter?

[noble shell]

no

[zealous maple]

can someone buy me silksong since balatro is 2 hard

[nimble crater]

get a job

[vernal tartan]

idk what you mean by this but i do all my online banking in the balatro app

[opaque radish]

You're rooted? Just use the Google integrity fix patch

https://github.com/KOWX712/PlayIntegrityFix

[sudden marlin]

That’s just straight up gambling, not even just poker anymore

[opaque radish]

Nah

Balatro relies on skill more than

Gambling

[slim junco]

Balatro requires good joker positioning

[opaque radish]

Gambling is pressing a button and hoping the algorithm blesses you

[slim junco]

Balatro requires good deck fixing

Good econ

[sudden marlin]

That’s why I differentiated balatro and gambling

[opaque radish]

I thought you compared playing balatro with real money is gambling

[finite spruce]

baltro

[hybrid swan]

compare it to fortnite

[opaque radish]

Balatro Battle Royale update when

[slim junco]

You cant compare a game with kids which most popular mode is a literal copy of a game that was a copy of another game with balatro

[opaque radish]

Balatro finaa have goku hitting the gridy

[slim junco]

Yeah people play more fortnite steal a brainrot than battle royale

You cant do particle accelerators such as perkeo observatory

[opaque radish]

Yeah the game is basically roblox clone at this point it just evolved from a pubg clone to a roblox clone

[slim junco]

I still dont get how people even play the popular roblox games

[opaque radish]

I don't even get how people play roblox

[slim junco]

How can be grow a garden be "the biggest game"

[opaque radish]

Like I used to find it fun-ish when I was like 9

[slim junco]

I played an hour to give it a try

No progress no fun

[opaque radish]

My brothers used to play it all the time

[slim junco]

I stayed more time scrolling in my phone than looking at my computers screen

[opaque radish]

But I've never got a millimeter of interest in trying it

[slim junco]

Its a time waster

[opaque radish]

As for balatro I was like look at this stupid crap game that no one plays lets give it a try then I was hooked

[slim junco]

I dont try steal a brainrot cuz i have standarts

[slim junco]

I saw balatro and it was love in first sight

My friend bought it and played quite a lot

He screenshared me gameplay and i could be hours watching him play

Also what is the point of even playing roblox there are no good games

I dont get how people can still play grow a garden steal a brainrot and whatever more is played

[opaque radish]

Well I underestimated it first but since the first game I had well yeah you described it well it was love from first sight

[slim junco]

I stopped playing Roblox for that reason

[tacit sequoia]

theres a few but they arent popular

i thought roblox died like 10 years ago tho lol i was surprised to hear its still popular

[slim junco]

I have some great drift games so thats the main reason i play

[tacit sequoia]

bloxberg or whatever its called was cool

[slim junco]

I’ve grown fond of replaying RE games

[tacit sequoia]

better house building than sims lol

[slim junco]

The "admin abuse war" thing made it be the biggest platform in an instant

[strange meadow]

got another gold stake

[opaque radish]

These games don't even have fun in them so you can't even pretend you don't mind how bad the games are to at least have fun playing them

[tacit sequoia]

ill have to look that up lol

[strange meadow]

now we're level 39 of 150

yummers

[tacit sequoia]

i just remember playing obby on the library computers back in the day

[slim junco]

Back in elementary

[slim junco]

Basically two of the biggest time wasters fight for who could be the best time waster

That was the shit

And the platform crashed

[tacit sequoia]

right!

[slim junco]

I wanted to enter to drift

[tacit sequoia]

odd

[slim junco]

All those obbies

[tacit sequoia]

literally all we did haha

[opaque radish]

I don't know why gambling games are always fun

First it was buckshot roulette

[slim junco]

Backshot

[opaque radish]

And now Balatro

[slim junco]

Cuz they have no risk

Right

And they offer replayability

Plus they are fun and simple

[tacit sequoia]

man even sportspicks and stuff is fun and they aint even games

i moved to alaska and they dont even have lottery tickets here

[slim junco]

Balatro got infinite seeds

[tacit sequoia]

just pulltabs. everywhere.

[slim junco]

There are seeds that are 52 tens of spades in erratic

I thought Alaska would have those

I’m here in Canada

Seeds that only contain planets or spectral cards

[opaque radish]

True the will to beat chance is fun

[tacit sequoia]

no casinos, no lottery, its boring asf

[slim junco]

Well can’t be worse than here. Shits too expensive to do anything

Balatro has no limit and its replayability is insane

• the modding you can do

[tacit sequoia]

id bet on that but i cant

[slim junco]

Grab a random mod

[tacit sequoia]

it aint bad lol its just not a lot to do

[slim junco]

Like a mod that just adds deck

[opaque radish]

Not really infinite it's 36^8 which is arround 3000 Billion

[tacit sequoia]

my highest hand is like 3 mil

[slim junco]

Grab the most random deck and beat it

I’m just waiting for the winter to do some hockey

[tacit sequoia]

working my way up haha

[slim junco]

Not bad

[opaque radish]

If it had infinite seeds everything would be possible

[tacit sequoia]

yeah thats valid lol

[slim junco]

Lol

[tacit sequoia]

you snowboard or ski? or just skate

[slim junco]

3 trillion seeds are still 3 trillion seeds

[slim junco]

Martial arts and skating

Although 3 trillion in balatro is easy to score

[opaque radish]

But def not infinite

[tacit sequoia]

once i can get my laptop shipped i can probably do better hands

[slim junco]

Yeah your point remains

[tacit sequoia]

playing on iphone with no mods is rough

[slim junco]

That’s how I play…

The mods are what make balatro worth more than 15 bucks

[tacit sequoia]

oh nice!

[tacit sequoia]

i just use apple arcade haha. def buying it when i can

[opaque radish]

I mean I was using a seed finding tool trying to find a combo of certain jokers while also being negative and it couldn't find them

[tacit sequoia]

i tried to get a buddy to play and he chewed me out bc it costed $15

sad but i get it

[slim junco]

I played a deck called "roffle deck" and ended up with 3 shitpost jokers a legendary and negative photochad

15$ is worth it for a game

Especially a game that almost won GOTY

[opaque radish]

Especially Balatro

[tacit sequoia]

i think he judged bc it looks like a card game

[slim junco]

Best indie game still

[tacit sequoia]

you kinda gotta play this one to get it

[slim junco]

it is

This year theres a lot of competition tho

Silksong

We will probably get the gameplay update

[opaque radish]

I mean even shit games cost more than 15$

[slim junco]

Exactly

But theres silksong, deltarune was super hyped and super famous

[tacit sequoia]

the amount of steam returns ive done for $60/70 games is insane

my library is like 90% under $10

[slim junco]

every recent fucking COD game

Is trash

I grabbed btd6 for 3 bucks and never regret it

I still play nowadays

I’ll only spend big bucks on Capcom

[tacit sequoia]

i quit the franchise when they promised mw2 maps in mw2 remake

[opaque radish]

Yeah the amount games that is worth it is rare

[tacit sequoia]

then never gave them to us and put rhem in mw3 instead

[slim junco]

I quit after 2019 MW

[opaque radish]

Don't know why they dont make games anymore

[slim junco]

Yeah i think i only have a game thats worth more than 10 bucks as well

Like bro

Also discounts

[tacit sequoia]

valid lol. its like a different game now

[slim junco]

You can save so much money

[tacit sequoia]

discounts are huge haha. but yeah, indie does it best

[slim junco]

With the stupid discounts

[slim junco]

2019 modern warfare was the best

Stuff at 90% off

[tacit sequoia]

most purchases are during summer and winter sales

wait 6 months and save $50? worth

[slim junco]

Why? Because absurd discounts

I will probably buy deltarune for under 10 bucks when it gets discounted

This is why I love capcom. Picked up re4r for 26$ and never regretted it

Also it still believe its more worth buying a game you barely play rather than spending stuff in a free game

[neat fractal]

Very random question but I’m kinda of curious
What’s your guys favorite joker?
Not the best, or most viable, just the one you like the most

[slim junco]

Mine? Hmm

Prob blueprint

I bought hollow knight for around 6 bucks and its great, only played 2 hours but its way better than spending it on stuff like clash royale

[slim junco]

Cuz unlike clash. love was put into the game

Clash is a cashgrab

But i still play it

Fuck is it ever

So glad I dropped that game

Feels good to beat people with paid evos with a f2p account

Done it a few times it’s a nice feeling

Then spam ewiz laught

Yes

And some exclusive emotes

Still ass game

At least is better than brawl

[stark storm]

I am not rooted. I am running grapheneos

[slim junco]

I prefer COC

How do i even continue to play this game

How

I look for lower town halls and kill them

That’s all

Legit only good stuff about brawl is playing with friends casually

But when you are like me and you grind prestige high trophies and high rank

Its ass

Matchmaking is unfait

People in your team sucks

I tried to grind but I hated it

I dont play coc cuz 10yo me rushed th12

Lmao

I could show you my village

But its not even worth taking a look

I picked it up for 3 weeks and did 0 progress

Nah I’m good

It’s not worth showing

At least my alt account with th 6 was easier to repair

And continue pushing

I was able to get to th 8 but i left the game abandoned

At least im a memer and my base is a joke

Due my username was COC Goblin

My whole shtick was memer

As a layout i used the roblox man face in town hall 7

Lmao

Mine was a shape of a pen15

Peenar

Real

Real meets real

Ill prob do a sybau 💔 base

In th 9

Please

[tacit sequoia]

holy slow photo

this things been uploading for like 2 minutes lmfao

[slim junco]

What has?

Its mainly discord gng

[tacit sequoia]

there we go

[slim junco]

Looks cool

Id skip if i ever face it

[tacit sequoia]

it actually gets 3 starred almost every time

[slim junco]

Damn

I guess e dragon spam is still meta

[tacit sequoia]

pretty much yeah

or dragon balloon

yeti spam and root riders are popular too

[slim junco]

I dont have access to root riders

[tacit sequoia]

theyre fun

a little weird tho. i just miss gowipe meta haha

[slim junco]

Gowipe?

Whats gowipe about?

Forget about it im out of here

Ungreetings

[vast forum]

Question is there a deck like checker deck but with diamonds and clubs?

Or do I have to find another way to get the 30 diamond and club joker unlock?

[timid cedar]

you have to make them yourself

magic deck can give you a headstart

[turbid salmon]

Your best bet is to utilize star and moon tarots, death cards, and dna if your lucky

[timid cedar]

2 fools means up to 6 more of a given suit

[turbid salmon]

^^

[vast forum]

which one is that?

[timid cedar]

the one called magic deck

[vast forum]

Oh yeah that one

I'm just trying to beat red stake dificulty

but also just trying to find jokers I unlocked

[vast forum]

yeah ik now thank you

also discovery

if you somehow have 2 Sixth sense jokers but play 1 single 6

you only get 1 spectral card

[timid cedar]

correct, you only destroy the 6 once and it's probably done that way for balancing, due to how spectrals are generally pretty sparse, trading card is different though, you will get the money twice (and you can also get the money from the hook's discards if you have a single card get discarded before you manually discard against it)

[honest canopy]

My assumption is since the the first Sixth Sense destroys the 6 the 2nd one never triggers

[spice helm]

This joker is good but now that I have this build I cant make that decision

[worn gust]

Yo chat is this a good hand amount?

[worn gust]

Just skip it?

[spice helm]

Yeah I was only saying

[alpine ivy]

what were the 30 added jokers that localthunk made

the extra ones

[spice helm]

Yo the dlc came??

[alpine ivy]

no

when the oublished asked

[spice helm]

Ok

[alpine ivy]

he said 120 jokers

then they said 150

so he made 150 instead of correcting them

[light ridge]

we know what's boutta happen

[queen escarp]

This is a great idea!

A n awesome idea!!

Sure!!

[steel estuary]

wee gaming?

[fervent ridge]

That's ggs.

[queen escarp]

Well it was weirdest run I've ever had
I'm surprised I got to ante 7 with all green jokers

[spice helm]

Good run

[steel estuary]

que pendejo

[fervent ridge]

I forget how busted Yorick can be.

[covert phoenix]

i love balatro!

[covert phoenix]

and as soon as i join i see yorick propaganda

i love balatro ❤️

[rocky pulsar]

Budget baron mime

-# best run I've ever had

[spice helm]

How tf do u play with 1 speed bro

No one does that

[covert phoenix]

balatro players when their game isn't running at breakcore speeds

[rocky pulsar]

Idk i cant keep up at higher speeds

2 at max for me

[covert phoenix]

i can but i like the anims

[spice helm]

I play with 2-4 speed

Like that range

[covert phoenix]

0.25x gang here?

[spice helm]

Ur alone with this one lil bro🥀

[queen escarp]

Close enough welcome back photochad

[rocky pulsar]

Its the sheer satisfaction of stuff starting slow and ending sounding like you're charging up a railgun

[full wolf]

I’m trying to get gros michel into my deck what should I sell I was thinking luchador

[covert phoenix]

photochad but expensive and inefficient

[queen escarp]

How about now

[covert phoenix]

bloodstone or luchador

what's the current boss blind

[full wolf]

Flint

I’m running flush hearts

[covert phoenix]

sell luchador

[full wolf]

And bloodstone always activates because of oops all sixes

Ok

[fervent ridge]

Why is Nebula deck hated again?

[steel fiber]

i had no idea it was

[fervent ridge]

Apparently one of the most hated decks.

[maiden fjord]

I've heard more hate to plasma than i heard to nebula