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ill throw it at the manky old banana
mmm 
glass joker
it is
gloker is an actual joker
what
+.75x mult if a glass breaks
Will there be a balatro update today?
Yeah but would 200 jokers REALLY be different enough
it's new stuff to use
the post was a plush teaser
bro did it on hard mode
Hey guys
content update today
Game will still suck
nobody is making you play 🥀
Hey im playing your new game its pretty good so far
Im just kidding im really excited for the update
Yes yes thank you my loyal fans
More BALANCED content duh
Also it's not really all that balanced if I'm gonna be honest?
yeah it's a content update not a balance update
Wild Cards are somewhat.. mediocre
Blue Stake is the single most hated thing in Balatro
that's one thing that will change in the update
There's still things that could be balanced out
actually both of those things
Yes ik
you can't get the highest scoring royal flush without wild cards
but other than that yeah they aren't good
yes, everything about it is related to the ancient joker
for normal runs yes, for endless no
Yeah that's kinda their only usecase rn besides Flushes and Straight Flushes
I am a flush warrior but I have to admit Wilds aren't that amazing for Flushing it out either
why would you use them over anything else there
And Straight Flushes don't exist
niche builds
the idol and baron runs get boring after you keep doing them
The Ancient Joker Naneinf will rise to the top trust me
lol
Let a girl have her dreams
trib for flush house and ancient joker for royal flush is like the next step after the idol and baron 💀
hey guys im doing a self imposed challenge where i try to get 100% (C++, RB, C+, etc) without any loses but i realized to unlock one of the jokers i need to lose 5 times, do you think if i had 5 intentional losses after the first run, it would break the rules for the challenge?
hello guys, gals and non-binary pals
good morning
Proof?
there isnt a content update, it is plushies
even steven and odd todd plushes are dropping today
Naaah what you do is right at the end, you go "alright we're missing one joker, who is it-" and it cuts to mr bones and go "yeah so this challenge is impossible"
Do it for content

that would be so funny if i recorded itt i like that
they literally just got announced too
my sleep paralysis demon told me
i don't actually have proof but this means something for sure
It was just plushs
they were on the site yesterday and theyre available today. they look p cool
It's gonna be like how chainsaw man went crazy with S1, Promised S2 after a movie and nothing happened..
nahh that's the most bait tweet ever then

how is it bait its literally an image of a plush lol
(steam workshop support one day please)
Balatro hasn't had a major content drop EVER since release iirc
idk it gave the robtop "check steam" vibes
Localthunk announced 1.1 late last year bro 🥀
didnt to me at all. its a picture of plushies lol. why would trhey announce a major content update with a zoomed in image of plushes. cmon yall.
Clown behaviour
That's why
It's a plushie
Really thought that zooming in on the stitching on these babies would give it away and not give y'all the wrong idea...
well i didn't see that so can't blame me
There's no real reason for anybody to even think it's gonna be anything besides plushies
lol
there is if you didn't see the previous tweet
Posting cryptic stuff still isn't very cool, tbh.
thats a followup tweet right underneath the plush tweet. context clues yall.
which i didn't see
Past stuff has came with Cryptic posting tbh..

Not everyone is gonna see it

???? so the dev team should never post teasers if its not about the update
Dev team, (single dev) and you have a point but why make the marketing so cryptic and potentially misleading?
Potentially misleading??
posting cryptic stuff is fine, me (and many others) just misunderstood it
Guys trust. December 31st 
(This is a joke. It's ready when it's ready.)
Like a good majority of people probably went (oh more march dropping with 1.1??)
its not misleading lol. people just arent thinking critically. it was a picture of two brand new plushes with the word tomorrow. obviously thats not an update
Then why say this year 
I've seen Devs do more silly stuff
Balatro is never
I guess and it would be fitting
also this is a roguelike theyre prone to just dumping patches without warning
no
Not 1.1
2ndly
silksong announcements have ruined people i swear lol
ion even care about silksong
I'm gonna block you so I don't end up reacting really poorly..
every single isaac patch drops on random ass dates when theyre done trust me that ive never had a roguelike whose patch wasnt "oh btw heres the patch"
Your being unreasonable
What if balatro never released? what if we were ALL dreaming of this game and now we all think that it was real?
lol wild
Not every roguelike is like that?? You are over generalizing tbh
Risk of rain 2
DRG:S
Wild Cards become 6x better than Glass in 1.1 trust
when the update drops yall will know it. theres still plenty of 2025 left. be patient.
I honestly don't even know who's arguing about what anymore tbh
What was this even about
if thunk was cool he would just drop the update with no announcement no teaser no nothing
It's good
imagine if localthunk stuck with the name "fool's gambit"
god ima be honest im the kind of person who doesnt usually stare at a futute patch in hunger im the kinda person whose more like "oh shit an update to the game" like thats a good way to be i think
lowkey hoping thats what happens lol
If Thunk was cool he would remove everything strategic or need planning and make everything gambling
He said it himself
Don't listen to them it's all luck
also if this was about the update theyd show something like the matador rework in a gif
not plushies
Imo I think the issue was that it was. Announced too early and given a specific release window. Thunk likes to make quality stuff, hence why it's taking longer than anticipated.
just remove the shop system and get an entire SLOT MACHINE in there instead
Plus we don't know the scale of the update.
This is pretty much the nail on the head
Might as well be slots with those rerolls
How do we get hanging chad with photography then brooo
If it's like, 150 new jokers then. Well, Balatro took about 2 years to develop.
It's building up expectations by being announced too early
Stream your game then Photochad comes immediately
you roll 3 hanging chads and 3 photographs on the slot machine. easy.
Winner
like why hype up an update with plushies and not something highly anticipated like blue stake rework
an image of gold stake with 3 discards would be a better teaser than plushies
if you hit a jackpot you get a random legendary joker
this would make the game worse but make it funnier, i hate it
You're pfp is peak..
thanks
Yk
I should 100% game before I talk.
GUUUH
Holo brainstorm..
Can't afford it..
i should talk before i think..
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Hai
Hello Murphy how are you doing ? And also best strategy :dont read updates, one day will be the one
Hello
Hey, why do people say tags are not worth it to take even with anaglyph deck?
When you have a ton of double tags and you see a negative tag
Why is it "not worth it"?
because a bunch of useless jokers is typically not more beneficial than a round
Yeah ultimately. Negative tag just isn't all that great at the end of the day. It's still fun for sure though, it's just that from the perspective of trying to win the run it is lacking.
How exactly?
You get a ton of free negative jokers. Some may be very good
Rare or uncommons
the chance of getting something useful is pretty low
But gambling
You skip a shop and skip the chance to scale jokers and earn money. You also don't get the negative jokers until you get to the next shop without having gotten a chance to grow since several blind scalings ago
amd why not get guaranteed value with a money tag
So the next blind you do is gonna be extra hard
or anything else useful
Since you didn't have time to grow between blinds
I think one shop and 15 bucks arent that important if im sturiggling to get by the requirements
And when you're in ante 12 you're probably set enough where the only joker you want is invis or a showmaned blueprint/brainstorm
If you are struggling going to the shop is even more important lol
if youre struggling every shop is important
we arent talking endless...
Then regular yah neg tags kinda suck /=
A ton of negatives may save you and give you more chance to see more shops
But there's also the others that do nothing
so you acknowledge that it's not always going to benefit you
If you survive the harder blind while you are already struggling maybe
Oh no definitely not
Is taking investment tag useful?
you do know you can sell jokers right
I know
especially ante 1 or 2
But you also get a negative Devious Joker and a negative Jolly Joker and a negative Delayed Gratification and a negative Banner
Homeless cant afford a shop
it's an unconditional pick on ante 1
Ive heard people say iys useless
mm i wouldnt on yellow
Even on ante 1-2
I heard stuff that tags are useless and you should ignore all
Investment Tag ante 1 is like the best start in the game lol
that's too much of a generalisation
investment is an unconditional pick early on as i've said
joker tags usually won't give you anything useful enough to justify missing out on the round
its a tip for new players to encourage them to learn the value of not skipping
That's a general blanket advice given to players who think in the opposite direction,
Such as thinking all tags are great and you want to skip a ton.
There is a lot more nuance, but even then, generally not skipping is better than skipping (outside of niche fringe cases)
the best use for the double tags on anaglyph is for a huge power spike on the jokers you already have
I remember taking a 3 of a kind 3 level upgrade tag
like
taking a spectral skip with double tags saved up on anaglyph while using hologram
That's one of the good fringe cases
that's another good use
Like, i dont think its useless
Orbital Tag is really solid if it lines up with your build
Same with negative
they're just very situational
Negative is pretty bad
Just that negatives arent guaranteed to pay off
Screw violet vessel
Orbital and Negative are incomparable
Say i get rares
is there a reason why when ppl take ectoplasm they want it to land on specific jokers? i dont use it a lot but i never really cared tbh
it's better to not skip at all until you know how to make decisions
Im not talking about compwring them
most rares wont synergize with your build
pov balala
I play on my phone mostly
it's a 1 in 20 chance for it to give you a rare and then an extra 1 in 4 or so chance that the rare even benefits you
if im not playing white stake i always skip small blind unless its reroll boss if i want to play the boss bc i know it helps with interest but no
It didnt line up with my build at all, but it let me push through and wait it out untill i get jokers for my build
what
craziest message in history
i meant small blind i didnt mention that whoops
i think a lvl 40 3oak is enough to change the course of your run
fr??????
First shop always has one
grabbing the extra money and the shop is usually better
Yes, it let me wait out my struggling jokers
And I mean first shop you visit
damn guess i gotta change it up
And get good ones for a 3 of a kind build
i am once again asking
some jokers are more permanent
but idk what that means
better a negative one of something you will never sell
You want it on something that you won't think about selling later
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
some jokers youre mentally ready to drop but others you wanna keep long term
yea
I think getting a temporary solution like getting that 40 level 3 of a kind is pretty damn good
ie if ecto hits something like a half joker instead of an hologram
Like getting ectoplasm to hit a blueprint is a lot better than it hitting a space joker, even if both are good in your build currently
bc a lot of times if i dont want a joker to be negative ill sell it anyway before it lands if i dont need it that bad
No one has said it wasn't
it's just generally not reccomended
How do they get 40 levels anyways with double tags like that
Since each tag is only +3
That would be 13 double tags to go from 1 to 40
Which would mean ante 14?
Yes, getting one double tag an ante requires you going to ante 14 to get that many from an orbital tag
I overexaggerated this. It was like 15-20
it was probably just an estimate
tbf 18 levels in three of a kind is still cracked
I ended the run wuth around 40 though
on like anaglyph
10 levels in 3oak is nice
Hell 10 levels on anything but like Neptune is probably gonna make a really big difference
I had it at around 15-20 after the double tag
Maybe mars too with no deck fixing
10 levels on mars would give you a good lategame plan though
It would, but it wouldn't give you the immediate strength that orbital is good for
TBH that's the thing with skip tags:
Potential strength vs immediate strength
Potential strength ones get riskier the later game it is, while immediate strength ones are useful right when you skip
Theres one guide i didnt agree with. Somethkng about a "the winning guide of them all"
I dont remembwr what it said exactly
But it was something about having at least 100 chips, a 60 mult scaler and 3 multipliers
what guide was it
I cant find that video again
that sounds about right for gold stake
Yeah, it does
But still
Not the balatro guide
Gold stake is very oppressive in builds tho
i feel a guide isnt something for the balala anyways since gold stake is all about adapting to the situation
So it makes sense
like pair builds can really carry but not knowing how to anything else is pretty bad
From my experience, its just having the most meaty jimbos you can get
this isnt the multiplayer server people dont think about it here much
in the actual multiplayer server that i dont have rhe link to
ok tyç
I remembered. I gotta set that thing up
Itll be fun
banan
i found the server though
Also, was taking half joker useful there?
I didnt, but i wanted to sell the ace bro
how many aces do you have
idt it would have if you were drawing 3oak consistently
I was
3 of a kind level 40 run
shouldn't lvl 40 3oak already have a ton of chips
It does
But mult was very big after scoring
And my combo of jokers had like 100 additional chips at most
Without the ace guy
i'd have focused on xmult
Didnt get lucky enough to get ither xmult bros
Thats where the 10 million negative tag jokers would have saved me
Keep gambling
And gaming
Balatro heat up my phone to the point where it hurn to touch the hot part. I turned off the crt filter and it stopped overheating
How?!
shaders affect performance
wouldn't you still have won
Yeah :p
Though i didnt know it would be that taxing
Definitely
its ante 1 and i just got an eternal idol should i do it or is it too early
fuck it i took it
sometimes u gotta get silly with it
oh fuck yea full house time
do something evil
I just got a fucking INSANE photochad run and forgot to take a photo of the seed. I am so good at videogames
✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☹︎⚐︎💧︎❄︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☝︎✌︎💣︎☜︎
that is a bomb
idk
do not accept the drugs
Yo guys
Hi Owen
I was kinda bored so I started drawing Boss Blinds in wplace. If y'all saw one it was me 
i didnt open wplace in a while, is it still sane?
It's okay atm
I only have to make Chicot's design
what is this for?
I might add Violet Vessel but idk
Spookybalala.exe (shitpost Balatro horror game)
wow a game? not a mod?
I like irl chicot a lot
Que haces aquí fred 🗣🔥
A game
i think i'm going to die anyway bc my deck sucks at this early
run's gonna get shot dead by Ante 3😭
I always feel like baron is bait early game and then late in the game my deck build isnt fixed for high card even if I have lot kings so I almost never do baron builds
does anybody know where to get the physical copy of the balatro deck?
and do they know if shuffle tricks work on the cards or will it damage them
you mean just... a deck of cards?
fangamer sells them
dot com
$16 for a deck of cards lol
Fan gamer inthink
no like
the actual balatro ones
not the normal ones
these
they look like balatro cards and have jokers from the game
the only one not normal there is jimbo
will those cards get damaged easily
it's okay to have vision impairment ❤️
No idea
dude
it has the same artstyle as normal balatro card design u doofus
yea what you expect? turn pixel real?
Bro the miscommunication that just happened here is crazy
You all have any tips for gold stake?
pairs
play hex or plasma
RNG
Yeah I mostly do pairs only
🙏
No i mean like I have beaten like 7-8 decks on gold stake and I can do it with a decent consistency
But I’m struggling on nebula deck
Well it’s a start some of my friends struggle on white stake
To be fully fair
Some games aren't just winnable
Because of one or 2 really bad choices
And bad discard RNG
You know the choice with better odds can be the worse choice in hindsight
But that’s the thing is that you can’t make the correct choice every time
Oh for sure
So yeah sometimes it’s just luck that kills your run
Like going for a flush early game instead of playing 2 weaker ones
Like trying to go for the 1 and done
Most definitely, I had a really nice swash Buckler, egg run fail
Because no x mult
At all
Yeah but there are people who can optimise runs like crazy to negate most of the luck factor and I guess that’s what getting better at balatro means
Riff raff can generate negatives
Really?
Yes, gave me a negative banner just now
Never had riff raff generate one with an addition
That’s insane
yeah, it happened to me once!
it was superposition.
I died next ante.
Me neither, this was a first for me
Wow guess I havent played enough yet then
I gotta mention this, my second EVER run at balatro had a fucking TRIBOULET. I died at the arm 2 antes later.
Ah that sucks probably not enough experience at that point to make it work
basically 2 months later and I have THIS MONSTROSITY OF A RUN
Jimbo's grandfather
Wow how far did you get with that
ante 11, i took the screenshot right before my seltzer died
Which deck?
probably ghost deck on black stake? I dunno, that screenshot is basically a month old by now.
Oh ok makes sense
I still need to get Completationist+ 😭
The only deck I finished on gold stake is Red Deck, for everything else I need to start Blue stake on Zodiac Deck and everything after that.
also this was the only time i got to E
AND ALSO THIS MONSTROSITY I HAD A FEW DAYS AGO (Ghost Deck, Blue Stake)
jesus christ
negative cavendish goes hard
it was natural?
I got the negative tag right after getting a gros michel from the shop. I beat the blind, the banana shitted himself. Cavendish was the first joker in the shop, making it the victim of the negative tag.
I get so fucking lucky out of nowhere
very lucky xd
I don't remember who, but once there was someone here whose Cavendish went out 3 times in a row.
in the same run
I made this, do whatever you want with it
Kinda forgot I made it, too
damn
@waxen bison whats gooooood
hell yes
sell hex
Too bad
hell sex
Still not enough
credit card in bafoon pack
Fr!
wtf
When you want to play a unique run of balatro but God said:
Photochad first shop
you skip it then
coward
How dare you skip photochad
itd not always rhe best choice rhats all
green joker square joker is a combo id rather see over photochad early most pf the time tbh
I dont know im just doing homework xd
BRO THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO
Honestly it's happened so many times
HELLLLL YEAHHHHHHHH PERKOLATOR
Ooof imagine you picked up the blueprint
nah thats different run
Thick thenth (how Mike Tyson would say it if he played balatro)
Now get a soul card and perkeo it till like 55 soul cards
But 6th sense on ghost deck? Ain't you getting spectral cards anyway?
its card removal
Yeah deck fixing
Fair enough I guess
lol
Blueprint blind 2 but I don’t have fuckall to use it on and my hands are abysmal so I LOSE
Black deck
Black deck is extremely rough
Easily the hardest deck in the game for me
> arcana pack
> soul
> look inside
> chicot jumpscare

Porbably for everyone
If I have 5 joker slots, with a madness, eternal riff raff, and two random jokers in that order, is it a bug that only one joker gets created instead of two? Madness should go off first, destroying one and putting me to 3 jokers, then riff raff should create two more. No?
Well it triggers from left to right so probably try putting madness to the left of riff raff?
It was
Probably. I have seen Eternal egg
Yeah but egg can still provide value even if you just hold it for stuff like temeprance and swashbuckler
Who knows a good seed?
Invist joker just doesn't provide value unless sold
Pls
Thanks
Pretty good run tbh
Aww but you were able to score 5 billion why couldn't you beat this boss
Couldn't draw your hand?
King glass card with red seal broke
Thx
do y'all ever just... forget how the game or certain mechanics work for a moment?
I do this but because I've recently been playing older versions of the game
extremely shitty face sprites for spookybalala.exe
i just noticed my crimson heart design looks way too similar to my sona I'm going to immolate myself
Perkeo
nah
im not on plasma
You’re on ghost
how much do i need?
My apologies original gangster
You’ve got enough jokers ngl I’d say if ur at 50 sell perkeo and find a mime
Wait wait wait
Find an ecto or nat negative blueprint idk abt committing this soon
Yeah or farm till 80
alrighty
plasma or not
do you have retcon
yup
red seal steel kings?
i guess i can spend some cryptids on gold cards
how do y'all get runs like this if they're not seeded 😭 the most i've ever got lucky was with this and i didnt even reach E numbers
I wouldn’t go below like 60 cryptids idk tho
okay
What??? HOW didn’t u get to e
not enough deckfixing i think
This was my last trib run
this is the first and currently only time i reached E, of course it's fucking photochad
alright, so without blueprint you're getting ~100x (x1e2) per red seal steel king if you put your brainstorms on baron (best for scoring), so you'll need 150 kings to naneinf. 79 cryptids is enough to naneinf for sure with your current setup
Ur not copying the jokers right
might have glass
but probably not copying them right for most score
I had 4 glass cards
I was copying a Holo one
So 150 kings, 8 in hand, 4x2 for each hand(serpent), that’s 136 needed from cryptids so 68 cryptids
so then S&B was the best copy
so i did it right, no?
4x2?
Each hand loses one card and gains three kings so 2 kings per hand
ah, got confused cause you said 4x2 for each hand
Just get lucky
Have this one that I found trying to get green stake on blue deck like a normal person
Ahhhhh
I’m good with deck fixing not with finding good jokers and committing
Oh right yeah
Also have this funny one
Could’ve phrased it better
This is the second time i say this story, I got a Triboulet on my literal SECOND RUN. I died 2 antes later at the arm.
Barren seed except for double blueprint (early rare joker skip with ankh(plus hex for extra color)
also that one single time i actually did a decent baron-mime build, unfortunately blueprint was too shy to show up
My ONLY baron mime run was NOT naneinf
this run was not even an INCH close to naneinf
again, the only time i got an E score was with that photochad run
Bro I need the naneinf update
wdym
if what you mean is that you want the game's calculator to go past e308, localthunk is NOT gonna do that
No not like that
The person who was attempting naneinf
optimal setup chat?
unrelated: did you find that invis with the holographic already or did the wheel of fortune decide to shit on you in a different way?
wheel 😔
HAHAHA
It would’ve been funnier if it was poly
I absolutely LOVE when wheel just decides to shit on people by hitting the 1/4 chance but it puts it on a food joker or something like luchador, there is no reason why I just find it hilarious
Its like a big "fuck you" from wheel of fortune
let er rip
OHHHH BOY TURN OFF ANIMATIONS
nah
is it bad that my favorite wheel hit is foil
its gonna be like 2nd place
Best looking card is a holo glass
not even just wheel of fortune, this also applies for ectoplasm
3rd is the +10 mult
Go have lunch while the hand is done playing
Congratulations on the naneinf
i like how Oops! All 6s is the only Uncommon that costs less than 6 bucks
gg
Yooooo
well, darn
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
GET RETCON AND REROLL FOR THE MANACLE
AHHAHAHAAHAHAHA BRO DECIDED TO ANKH A CHICOT
no it was invis
Ahhh
i got those and started a new run
Now get a showman, get a soul card and get a third chicot
bruh
that could've had so much potential, though
nah, itd be hard to get going with two jokers
I will ALWAYS hate painted deck
I think you need more bananas
did one die
painted deck is the reason i had four bamana
no luckily
Do I get an achievement for killing a cavendish
idk
Bcz I might get a poly oops and ankh it a couple times and get cavendish
what if gros michel had a prequel?
finally.
i have beaten balatro
nah im good
banana split with a side of chicot
i think youve posted ts like 10 times
My first winnnnn (the game is in portuguese)
get bigger number
this was the first ever run that i won, do y'all fw this setup
Damn vro, I'm not even good at the game-
First win with a hack build
Exquisite
no its not you have a deck you need to bet the game multiple times to get
i wasnt even using hack that much, i just saw him being foil and not discovered and said "fuck it, we ball" 😭
I never said it was my first win without using cheats-
bruh
you can theoretically get Completationist+ before Completationist and Completationist++ before Completationist+
anyone got repo
no 💔
i wanna play modded repo
"I" am "working" on "the" "Balatro" "fangame" "made" to "cater" to "Balatro" "fans"
Am on to to
a twitch streamer said to me if 100 people subed to his youtube or twitch he will play balatro again
charlie kirk
Yes
"You will never live in a society when you have an armed citizenry and you won't have a single gun death. That is nonsense. It's drivel. But I think it's worth it. I think it's worth it to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational. Nobody talks like this. They live in a complete alternate universe."
• Charlie Kirk at a Turning Point USA Faith event in 2023.
cant post gifs bollocks
Guess his death was needed so we can all continue to own guns 💪
his sell value was doubled and added as +mult
no politics allowed here unfortunately
though its kinda odd that his only justification for gun rights is that they’re “god given”
according to the quote
instead of like the actual reasons to have them
balatro.
Bala2ro
I have 1200 hours, C+ and i can't beat all 15 decks in white stake in a row. I get about 5 decks in and fail.
Balardo
AMERICA IS DEAD
Pack it up lil bro
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
i am not american so i will not die
mf one guy died
war is coming....
all the americans being drafted into the chinese army for signing up for rednote 💔
can we get local thunks take on all of this
шшшшшш
hmmmmmmmmm
узбэки спят
jimbo whatd you do
That was keychains
omg really?????
Yes
I hope the update releases soon LMAO
AAAAAAAAAAH XD
Ahh it’s not political, just sad, he probably won’t ever get to finish his gold stake run on black deck now
Probably…
nooo
Man flip The Flint
the plant has killed 2 really good photochad runs on gold stake
I literally NEVER get the plant😭😭😭
Sacá la bandera momo que la representá mal
what is this
Does anyone know which tags can be available for the round 1 small blind? For example you can find a rare joker tag or an arcana pack tag but you can't find a negative or spectral
Oh NVM the wiki lists which antes it can be in
nothing happened today
Im pretty sure something happened
Dawg, nobody deserves to be killed over their views...
I mean, not even Hitler?
Do you know who Hitler was
No... I've never met Hitler before
Killing charlie didnt make the world better you know
i agree purely because assassination could spark riots and violent protests
basically, killing politicians makes people mad
That, and he had a family, 2 children
Showman feels like an active nerf sometimes
i feel more bad for the family than him
Well its your view after all
maybe this is a sign that he is an active nerf
because showman is an active nerf
holy cow, negative baseball card
Woah
Luckiest negative tag ever
:3
uh no
SHUT UP
OH MY GODDDDD twice the baseball
or is it just redundancy
In going to go endless of course

This is a fun run
i forgot people do that
I love endless
not free, takes up 2 joker slots and costs a hand per round
NOOOOOOO I ACCIDENTALLY PLAYED ONE TOO MANY ROUNDS 😭😭😭
<— that’s me 😔
wait i immediately found the little guy after unlocking him. neat!
got this far, i suck at this game rn i think so thats pretty good for me :)
Balala
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Showman:
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🎶 blueprint blueprint brainstorm brainstorm baron baron baron mime mime 🎶
Music to endless players
a lovely symphony
real
Question, is x1.75 on Hologram and x3 Madness enough, or should I charge them both up more?
madness can eat hologram in any second
i used 5 double tags to get a lot of mega standardpacks and buff hologram
Jolly good show
Fuck them kids
what ui mods (if any) does the drspectred use i want them
you cant
@hoary wedge the manacle glitch
@hoary wedge you can't nan inf?
are you using baron mime
I plan on it
if so then not that hard
I'm in ante 4
idk
Right now I have rebate dna chicot trading card scary face
Kids are the most precious gift a person can have
Blueprint balatro run >>
End of bloodline right here
Gramps fought in wars so you can jack of to negative brainstorm
I'm going for nan inf I have dna chicot idle invis and baron do I sell something for rebate?
I'm thinking idle
I don't really need your thoughtless commentary on a man you've never met
OH YOU MEAN IDOL i was like "what's idle? is that a new joker?"
Banana
@steel fiber lol, yeah I sold idol for rebate
You need to think to send messages so it isn't thoughtless
Cavendish or Michel?
Why does this image seem a bit off
yall fw the wishlist
idk I'm still bad at the game and can't get the broken jokers
Yo, I have dna, 2 chicot, rebate, and Baron, what do I sell for blueprint, I assume one of the chicot
I just try and survive
Bro that mad clown joker thing cooks your run
I was arguing with this person, nothing special
Only good after u get eternal jokers
@wintry cove not if you have eternals
I just feed it some low rank jokers, wait what are eternal jokers?
eternal jokers cannot be sold, or destroyed
like if you had an eternal blueprint, you couldn't make it go away
All of those are fire but tf is star birds
it's pretty thoughtless to try and speak about my grandfather when he would have no clue what the man was like
-# 
<@&1133519078540185692> this person is advertising a sus game in DM's, probably a scammer/advert, can we ban
there is no evidence to prove that this game is nsfw
friend request out of the blue
I got fooled by the gif it felt too normal of an interaction to be fake
but then i got suckered into getting advertised to
Seems super legit
Holy overrated games
It is just a normal game
You should give them your acct info
normal gooner game

i never post here just wanted to report the person to mods was all
more active in the multiplayer balala server lol
I can see this being some weird ad lmao
also the localthunk post of "TOMORROW" the day before the charlie kirk stuff is crazy timing, that is all i will say about that
time to return to the aether
Like, hasn’t this actually happened before?
Who tf is Charlie kirk
Scrolling up, it seems to be a politician who was shot and killed
Heyo, I'm currently playing balatro with 3 mods installed: Sculio, Bunco and Lost Edition. Are there any other good Balatro content mods I should check out?
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE OUR COUNTRY IS FALLING APART DEMOCRACY IS DEAD
You don't have to feed it jokers for it to increase mult btw
And Eternal Jokers are Jokers after black stake aka difficulty
And they can't be destroyed
So you don't have to get cooked by Madness
Amazing pfp
Also I really wanna learn how to hit the crazy numbers, but I still don't have all the decks, jokers, and vouchers
Yeah well do that then first silly
I'm new at this, I just try my best and die to Walls
Play and learn the game before you try to push Endless
if it's anything, I have all of those but I've never hit those crazy numbers
Though do what you think you'll have fun with first
Baron with kings with metal enhancement
In the end it's a singleplayer game so play how you like
Fair enough
Is it singleplayer tho

The Plant stalking you is alive fr
i like the idea that mr thunk finished the update, and is just waiting for fun <3 its exciting though! sometime soon :>
Take the voucher and keep grinding
You took some wild eternal jokers
Do NOT replace Holo just yet that thing's goated
We can't act on what goes on in your DMs. Just block him
The final boss blind its very large blind in two rounds 1.4m and i do 200k with my best hand
also is it even possible to get Erosion in abandoned deck? Cause I swear I haven't seen it
Yea at the beginning
Cause there are foul
You are cooked
Foil
Yes
And no it starts at 0 mult with 40 cards being the baseline
oh come on
my bad
Can we get a #⚙・modding-general counter that resets daily
How do I get the Mario legendary cards and that horse card for mult
The what?
Huh?
modded player

Idk I saw some guy on TikTok had these jokes

Jokers
How do I download
Cause Cryptid
You need to use Strength on the Truck next to the SS Anne
Thanks
I always wanted to do that
Search a tuto of how to mod balatro
I did it it's really not that bad
Average obelisk run
is $15 for a jimbo key chain worth it
Thats up to you
for what?
A counter every time somebody asks for modding support in gen and somebody has to send them to #⚙・modding-general
oh
Heres the guide i mentioned
https://twitch.tv/autmchiu
https://www.patreon.com/autmchiu
I wrote, voiced, and edited this guide before 1.0.1f came out, so some of the joker screenshots are slightly outdated --- the basic principles in the guide still apply, so don't let that throw you off!
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