🎙・server-chat

[honest canopy]

I miss it

[void bison]

I didn't much care for thunk chat

[rapid hill]

Dont ask me

[void bison]

Felt too snobby

[sour basin]

He truly is a war of the world

[void bison]

I also despise the gif ban

[hybrid swan]

the slowmode change was new, what happened while I was in hibernation?

[rapid hill]

I can send gifs

[candid kernel]

actually i think the fact that they used this as an opening confirms my suspicions

[sour basin]

Silksong

[hybrid swan]

oh boy

[void bison]

@everyone ping

[hybrid swan]

oh that's how I got ghost pinged

[sour basin]

Who the fuck just going a server to troll and instantly ripped off the mask

[honest canopy]

#🕹・game-discussion message

[sour basin]

Also balatriggers is so stupid wtf

Sounds like a cod player ngl

[keen rampart]

am i cooked?

[hybrid swan]

damn ik that guy

[rapid hill]

Yeah

[hybrid swan]

so what's he doing now

[rapid hill]

Yeah

[sour basin]

Vv claims another

[keen rampart]

mannn

got green joker to 54 mult

[candid kernel]

vessel moment

[sour basin]

I wonder if the teacher has gone to bed

I wanna set off the fire alarm

[honest canopy]

If they come back with some edgelord shit again just ping the mods

[gleaming valley]

Update tommorow

[gleaming valley]

Vessel? Is that a reference

[sour basin]

I don't think it will be edgelord shit

Just more

Trying to get a rise outta people

[gleaming valley]

Wdym nope

https://x.com/BalatroGame/status/1965432327481524266

Balatro (@BalatroGame)

TOMORROW

X · Sep 9, 2025, 3:09 PM

[sour basin]

I'm buying that

[spare zodiac]

somone help i hit a blinker and ai is really freaking me out

[sour basin]

Straight up

[gleaming valley]

Tommroow meaning update tommorow

[spare zodiac]

im scare

[honest canopy]

That feels less like an update and more like merch

[spare zodiac]

[gleaming valley]

Cap

[sour basin]

I do think it's really cool tho

The todd and Steven combo

[gleaming valley]

I think it's an update and I really want an update so it's an update

[sour basin]

Actually

Now that I think about it

[honest canopy]

I can't argue with that

[sour basin]

Will they release the jimbo plush again

[sour basin]

Wash your hair bro

Please

[gleaming valley]

That's not me

[sour basin]

Well tell them to wash their hair man

[honest canopy]

Then don't post random pictures of people

[sour basin]

Holy grease

[gleaming valley]

I screenshotedd it from tiktok cus he looked funny

[rapid hill]

I hope so Im supposed to be sleep its 4 am

[hybrid swan]

any game being updated or launched shortly after silksong is questionable marketing

[sour basin]

@spare zodiac is this you after hitting the blinker?

[gleaming valley]

Rory

[sour basin]

Damn it's 3am here

[spare zodiac]

what is that

[sour basin]

AHAHAHAHAHHA

[gleaming valley]

Is that ur tiktok account rory

[spare zodiac]

i don use time

tiketok

[gleaming valley]

Whar do you use then

Oh tiktok

[spare zodiac]

youtube short

[sour basin]

Sun dials

[spare zodiac]

google giggles

[sour basin]

Ffs

[gleaming valley]

I'm sorry but you better be joking

People who use YouTube short

[rapid hill]

Interesting

[spare zodiac]

i dint use it im not 3

[sour basin]

Is it 2 plushes or 1?

[gleaming valley]

Good I love you rory

[spare zodiac]

thank you love you too

[sour basin]

Hang on

Lemme try something

[sour basin]

@junior gull this you?

[candid kernel]

2

steven and todd

[gleaming valley]

Blud stop pinging mee

[junior gull]

im literally a girl but okay..?

[sour basin]

Buying both instantly

[sour basin]

YO THEY'RE AWAKE

[spare zodiac]

[vast forum]

dumb thing that happened, I manages to unlock shoot the moon by accident

[gleaming valley]

Are you a man

[junior gull]

im a pie

[sour basin]

Nah you a rat, Micha

[vast forum]

also is it possible to get paradolia with abandoned deck?

[sour basin]

We found the rat, Dutch

[rapid hill]

3,14 ?? Didnt knew that existed

[junior gull]

Pie not pi..

[rapid hill]

We need more money, Arthur

[junior gull]

im only here cuz the stickers r funny lol

[sour basin]

So why did you join?

[junior gull]

cuz why not

[gentle tusk]

f*ck the plant bro i was bout to get a new personal high score and then boom the plant!

[sour basin]

We're gonna go to Tahiti, Arthur. Trust me, I have a plan.

[sour basin]

Favourite game?

[rapid hill]

I did in rdr2

[junior gull]

Roblox

[sour basin]

Actual 9 year old

Mods, smite em

[junior gull]

the ragebait was effective

[sour basin]

I mean

[sour basin]

Your name screams 9 year old edge lord

[gleaming valley]

Hey Emma

[candid kernel]

<@&1133519078540185692> what do we think about this

[spare zodiac]

hi

[candid kernel]

and this

[fervent ridge]

I did not know that Mime retriggers Raised Fist until I got them both.

[sour basin]

I think they will stick it on the fridge

[rapid hill]

Ahh we are rating now okay

[gleaming valley]

Fun police ah

[spare zodiac]

this makes me want to cry

[inner tiger]

Don't this again

[sour basin]

We would like a rating out of 10

[gleaming valley]

I agree with rashing out that was so unnecessary and really bad for the community

[inner tiger]

Ur good just don't get carried away we are always watching

[vast forum]

Question:
Can Pareidolia spawn in abandoned deck?

[void bison]

This is the most active ive ever seen server chat imma be real

[void bison]

Yes

[inner tiger]

Read rule 3, it's what you'll most likely be banned for

[solid timber]

It’s always so dead idk why

[vast forum]

thank you

[rapid hill]

Of course

[spare zodiac]

whos being banned what the hell

[candid kernel]

there's also this image

[inner tiger]

Hollup

I didn't read all of his messages lol

[gleaming valley]

Deltarune pfp ah

[junior gull]

erhm actually im 16 so like im not 9 so like yeah

[sour basin]

Ok well I wouldn't say that one isn't that bad

[junior gull]

so like i have that whimsy in me

[spare zodiac]

what is happening

[junior gull]

yall taking yourselves too seriously on a balatro discord server LMAO

[void bison]

I feel as though whimsy is the wrong word

[gleaming valley]

Balatro

[sour basin]

Oh so you're a 16 year old edge lord, that explains a lot

[rapid hill]

What is whimsy ?

[gleaming valley]

[spare zodiac]

i didnt mean to reply to you

[junior gull]

[gleaming valley]

It's okay

[solid timber]

What’s that user bro 💔

[candid kernel]

joins server and acts unsociable
is surprised when people dislike them

[void bison]

derived from whimsical; funny, cuckoocloudlander

[sour basin]

Idk man it's just wild

[spare zodiac]

[inner tiger]

He's gone. I didn't delete his messages

[gleaming valley]

Deltarune from chapter 2 pfp ah

[candid kernel]

?

[solid timber]

That guy was red flags all around

His server tag too

[gleaming valley]

[void bison]

it gave "MY Cat IN BIO"

[rapid hill]

She is still there

[sour basin]

You would expect him to post shady links more than anything

[solid timber]

Balala admins PLEASE let mods post gifs and my life is yours 🙏

[slim junco]

Was getting transphobic vibes

[inner tiger]

Definition of a twat

[void bison]

lift the gif ban entirely and remove slowmode

[solid timber]

Booger

[void bison]

theres been enough cool off since the @everyone incident

[solid timber]

Wait lowkey why is there still slowmode on

[sour basin]

Some teens just act so immature it's insane

[gleaming valley]

What the flip

[spare zodiac]

i want ti put a balatro gif

[rapid hill]

I know

[candid kernel]

i think the gif ban is fine if random image spam is already a lot

[gleaming valley]

Glad we can get back to playing balatro again right

[spare zodiac]

flush five

[sour basin]

My sisters year had food locker with mold, people throwing around clothes and drop kicking lockers

[gleaming valley]

No slow mode? Praise the c+rashing out

[spare zodiac]

deltarune mold

[void bison]

🙏

[gleaming valley]

Moss*

[spare zodiac]

oh okay sorry

perpetuate

[sour basin]

It was yogurts and shit

[vivid island]

🔥

[void bison]

it wasn't even crashing out

[sour basin]

Disgusting

[solid timber]

💔💔💔

[spare zodiac]

i would still eat

[void bison]

give lolhappy the praise

[spare zodiac]

its like richard watterson

[gleaming valley]

What

[solid timber]

Nah it’s fine WE are a team

[sour basin]

You actually reek

[solid timber]

we move as one

[gleaming valley]

Okay rory nyte

[spare zodiac]

:(

[spare zodiac]

dont compare me to that

[rapid hill]

Why you cant post gifs ? You are mod so you can do more

[void bison]

ingsoc sounding ass

[slim junco]

People really complaining about 5 seconds slow mode?

[gleaming valley]

Reek as an insult is like calling someone a boomer imo

[solid timber]

idk it’s just banned in general lol

[spare zodiac]

take it back please

[rapid hill]

Mhm alright

[gleaming valley]

Nope! Just praising whoever turned it off

[solid timber]

When Everyone got pinged, EVERY mod did that

[void bison]

You damnable cretin!

[spare zodiac]

yes

[gleaming valley]

[void bison]

Rabid cur!

[slim junco]

Wild

[sour basin]

Get me 24k gold jimbo plush and then maybe I will

[gleaming valley]

What's with the no pinging

[spare zodiac]

[spare zodiac]

i have 3 pennies

[sour basin]

Melt the pennies if you have to

[gleaming valley]

Jimbo>lebubu

[spare zodiac]

labubu

[solid timber]

lapoopoo

[gleaming valley]

Of course you'd know

[sour basin]

Balulu

[spare zodiac]

robins penny shaving trick from teen titans go

[gleaming valley]

Balala

[candid kernel]

labubus feel like something that was made entirely to be marketable

[spare zodiac]

labubong

[sour basin]

Bro what

[solid timber]

that don’t make no cents!

[gleaming valley]

I gotta add yall in chat

[spare zodiac]

no im passionate about labubus hear me out okay

[sour basin]

Ye

[spare zodiac]

wait

wait

[gleaming valley]

No we aren't hearing you out

[spare zodiac]

labubus fell into the wrong hands

[void bison]

Balatringus Balala

[spare zodiac]

listen to me

[candid kernel]

frickass monkey image

[gleaming valley]

Aoah woah woah

Oh that one

[solid timber]

🚩

[gleaming valley]

Mb vic

[void bison]

Animalia kingdom
Mammalian Primate

[solid timber]

Whoever doesn’t like the thinking monkey image is not a real one 🚨🚨🚨

[candid kernel]

me

[spare zodiac]

listen

the labubu fell into the hands of the wrong crown

[gleaming valley]

Dangan ropa?

[gleaming valley]

Idk how to spell it

[candid kernel]

danganronpa

[gleaming valley]

Gang up on vic for thinking different

[sour basin]

As an autistic myself I do be staring with them autistic eyes

[candid kernel]

idk i'm not really interested in the games

[gleaming valley]

Same

Persona tho I like the games anyone played it?

[candid kernel]

i haven't

[void bison]

yall fw rimworld and dwarf fortress

[sour basin]

Played 1, 2 and UDG
1 is 7/10
2 is 8/10
UDG is 2/10

[rapid hill]

I havent

[solid timber]

what yall know bout cube chaos

[gleaming valley]

Why isnt there a sad joker emoji to express my feelings

[candid kernel]

nerd detector
do people play rhythm games

[sour basin]

Played 5 and 5 royal like 4 years back and 4 golden this year

[gleaming valley]

Yesssssss

[void bison]

I know about fractal block world

[gleaming valley]

You gonna play p4 revival? It's coming out next year

[sour basin]

I mean if we are talking smt I did play smt 5

[spare zodiac]

i luv friday night funkin

[rapid hill]

Rhythm games ? Hmmm I need to think but can you give me example ?

[spare zodiac]

[solid timber]

rare ball knowledge im ngl

[gleaming valley]

Smt is good too

[vivid island]

mostly on simulators/console releases but taiko for me

[sour basin]

I'll see, gonna try p3fes later at some point

[candid kernel]

like guitar hero or some of the mobile ones

[spare zodiac]

parappa the rapper :(

[solid timber]

We just need a legendary joker in here and the role spectrum is complete

[honest canopy]

Another edgelord gone I see. Peace again 😴

[gleaming valley]

Fire

[candid kernel]

i haven't played that one in ages

[gleaming valley]

Parapa the rappa was so goated I liked the sequel better

[spare zodiac]

parapa the rapper best game ever

yes

parappa 2 even better

[solid timber]

What do yall know about the Guy Game

[sour basin]

beep beep bop boop beep

[candid kernel]

i should emulate parappa

[spare zodiac]

yes

you should

wait no pay

[gleaming valley]

Did anyone even spell parapa right?

[spare zodiac]

yeah

its parappa

[sour basin]

Parappa

[spare zodiac]

double p on the end

[gleaming valley]

Noo

[honest canopy]

Too rare

[void bison]

parappa

[sour basin]

There

[spare zodiac]

parappa the rapper

[rapid hill]

Oh yeah I know what you mean now. I think I havent played any

[candid kernel]

pair wrapper

[solid timber]

Some would say it’s… legendary

[spare zodiac]

plain rapping

[gleaming valley]

I guess the general consensus says pp so ig I'll roll with it

[spare zodiac]

i know the box art

[gleaming valley]

Ig

[spare zodiac]

i know all of parappa

[candid kernel]

the general consensus says what

[spare zodiac]

i am his biggest fan

[void bison]

@murpy do it for the vine

[gleaming valley]

Pp

[gleaming valley]

So happy most of us share common interests

[sour basin]

Bro has the humor of a 5 year old

[void bison]

I love chicken

[gleaming valley]

My bad blud

[candid kernel]

bird ass

[solid timber]

It’s unmatched tho let’s be real

[honest canopy]

Bad Blood... TS reference 😮 😮 😮

[gleaming valley]

Blud in the big 25

[solid timber]

Bloodstone

[sour basin]

The rock became the pebble tho like damn

[spare zodiac]

taylor swift?

[solid timber]

It’s sad 😔

[gleaming valley]

Anyone here play balatro?

[spare zodiac]

no game is terible

[solid timber]

I heard it was pretty good should I play it?

[void bison]

Under Where

[spare zodiac]

i only play crazy eights

[candid kernel]

no all of it is luck based

[rapid hill]

Of course why not

[spare zodiac]

captain ynderpants

[sour basin]

It broke into my house and stole my cards

[spare zodiac]

i like him :)

[solid timber]

Why is this a video 💔

[honest canopy]

Wait gimme a sec

[candid kernel]

like i used bloodstone, one of the best jokers and still lost

[gleaming valley]

Watch it

[candid kernel]

how is that possible

[sour basin]

Gamba

[gleaming valley]

I was doing golden needle I got castle and yorick

[honest canopy]

Found it

[rapid hill]

50/50

[gleaming valley]

Bloodstone is my best fiend

[void bison]

Bloodstone more like

[spare zodiac]

blud

[void bison]

Mustard

[sour basin]

Bro thinks he's on the team

[spare zodiac]

diddybludstone

[candid kernel]

i hate that stupid sonic gif

[gleaming valley]

Whyd you put a self insert of a blue hedgehog

[void bison]

Kendrick Lamarr gif

[gleaming valley]

Diddy ah bludstone

Get it

[rapid hill]

I wont do it

[spare zodiac]

he is the main character

[narrow garnet]

President for me

[void bison]

goon night all

[gleaming valley]

Bye salsa

[solid timber]

did you just say mustard??? MUSTARDDDDDD!!!!

🅱️oiiii ts so tuff 👏👏

[gleaming valley]

Don't think I won't be your friend

[sour basin]

I almost thought you were ||diddy|| texting and had to re-read that

[void bison]

The power of the dark side is just having a gif folder

Unfortunately i am on mobile

[rapid hill]

Yeah me too

[narrow garnet]

Dont count me out yet 😤

[void bison]

My gif folder is on pc

[narrow garnet]

Jk guys im chill

[solid timber]

Yall clearly don’t know how to utilize your favorites tab on discords gif searcher

You can use it on mobile too

[narrow garnet]

Holding tf outta that Labewbew

[sour basin]

Well it's getting way too late for me

[gleaming valley]

Gif folder<downloading an image

[void bison]

You can bypass the gif ban by just directly uploading gifs

[sour basin]

Time to cash out

Goodnight

[rapid hill]

Yeah

[narrow garnet]

Night night gamer

[rapid hill]

Goodnight

[rapid hill]

Goodnight man

[solid timber]

Alr let’s chill on the images/gifs tho fr

[narrow garnet]

I wish I could send gifs 🙁

[void bison]

mb chief

[solid timber]

Don’t want to be flossing chat too much

[void bison]

goodnight

[gleaming valley]

My bad green

[solid timber]

Flooding*

[rapid hill]

Nah thats horrible

[narrow garnet]

Flossing on the chat

[gleaming valley]

Flossing? Like, FORTNITE?

[rapid hill]

Its okay man

[solid timber]

anyways ima head to bed 💔

don’t commit atrocities while I’m gone

[gleaming valley]

Lol happy is gone send all ur gifs

[rapid hill]

Im going to bed too its 4:24 am

[narrow garnet]

I have a funny balatro dancing one

[gleaming valley]

Gn bro ham

[narrow garnet]

I will also go to bed ggotta wake up at 5 am

[spare zodiac]

im so hungry i need pasta

[rapid hill]

I woke up about 3 am

[potent moss]

In only eight antes I got this swashbuckler

[narrow garnet]

Whiteboard spotted

[gleaming valley]

I've had a swashbuckler 205 mult

Hahlalalaa

[narrow garnet]

BEAT HIS RECORD

[potent moss]

Noooooooooooooo

[rapid hill]

Couldnt sleep so im "online" now but I will go to sleep

[unreal aurora]

Most useful Splash + Flowerpot in the world

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/10650963989614921766/198117008630983A1BCE25EEF7B965DB993EFC11/

[gleaming valley]

You are a bot. I'm alerting the moderators. I recognize your account from balatro multi-player.

[potent moss]

No I’m not a bot I can clear this up just read my profile it will make this all clear

[solid timber]

What are we talking about bro 🫩

[gleaming valley]

🫩🫩🫩

[narrow garnet]

Idk i read his profile

[gleaming valley]

Oh I see nevermind

[rapid hill]

Dont worry go to sleep

[solid timber]

alr fine

Gn twins

[gleaming valley]

I love you, green. Goodnight

[honest canopy]

I personally make no promises 🤐

[potent moss]

Just read my profile it will make sense

[rapid hill]

Goodnight man

[rapid hill]

You are alright man

[solid timber]

Is there a bot in Balatro multiplayer named ur user?

[gleaming valley]

Sighhh just go to sleep u need it

[solid timber]

I haven’t played it

[potent moss]

No just for some reason no matter what I do I can’t join the balatro multiplayer server # free me

[gleaming valley]

Woah no gifs ALERT ALERT

[solid timber]

Strange lmao

[solid timber]

alr alr

Yall are definitely doing some dumb stuff once I leave 😭😭😭

good night yall! Get some rest or have a good day idk yalls time zones

[gleaming valley]

Yeah that means go fr

[solid timber]

Me rn lowk

[gleaming valley]

I love you green goodnight

[rapid hill]

No I promise

[rapid hill]

Thank you :) goodnight

[potent moss]

Wheel bestow on my a shiny swash

[old wagon]

Hello

[rapid hill]

Hello

[potent moss]

Fly high shiny giga swashbuckler we will miss you. Also all negatives were found in shops (technically)

[inner tiger]

Stay laughing and happy my guy

[solid timber]

stay crashing my guy

idk 😭

[crystal nymph]

Done did it again. Second time hitting it. Felt really locked in on the critical thinking so I am very happy rn.

[honest canopy]

Congrats!

[crystal nymph]

Thank you! 🤠

[steel fiber]

nicely done!

[crystal nymph]

i luv balala :3

[empty rock]

balalalalalalalalalalalalalalala

[gleaming valley]

Why is there so many deltarune fans in the balatro server 😭

It's more than non-fans

[slim junco]

Deltarune 😨

[floral scaffold]

i agree

[floral scaffold]

Guys... I just had this truly INGENIOUS thought come to mind... what if you rearranged tge spelling of Deltarune.... You would get.... UNDERTALE 🤯 .. truly mind boggling...

[gleaming valley]

If you re arange labarot you get balatro

[floral scaffold]

i hope when balatro 2 releases its called something like rabolta or talbora

[floral scaffold]

labarot is genius

[gleaming valley]

Ralbota

[fervent ridge]

Works.

[steel fiber]

excellent!

[fervent haven]

Any updates soon?

[rapid hill]

Werent you be supposed to be sleeping ?

[fervent ridge]

I was goofing around on random decks.
Then I got this.

Made it better.

[rapid hill]

Hmmm

[chilly fern]

anybody know where i can get the multiplayer mod?

[rapid hill]

#⚙・modding-general better ask here

[chilly fern]

thanks dude

[frozen storm]

new best run!

[neat vine]

h

[frozen storm]

161 re rolls and no blueprint or brainstorm 🙁

[neat vine]

WHAT HAPPEND????

WAS THERE A DISCORD UPDATE

[compact sorrel]

as someone who have never heard of memes can you explain to me what is this 67 meme

i know i can just ask chatgpt but i refuse

[wind crater]

Ok

So

It comes from this video

[fervent ridge]

Hmm.

[wind crater]

Wait I can’t find it dude

[strange meadow]

you should refuse to ask chatgpt everything really

its terrible

doing your own research keeps you sharp

[manic helm]

GG lmao

[strange meadow]

what the hell is this

[nimble crater]

an artist trying to make a name for himself

[strange meadow]

ykw good on him

i respect the grind

[zinc forge]

I dont see cards, money, or jokers. NOT interested

/hj

[nimble crater]

well clearly you arent looking hard enough for money

i see hella ice

[zinc forge]

what the hell are you saying

I'll eat the ice tbh

I love ice

[nimble crater]

keep politics out of general

[zinc forge]

i thought you were talking about actual ice bro 😭

I dont fw politics

[fervent ridge]

How this worked, I have no idea.

[honest canopy]

Wellll....

531 mult on the 2nd high card right 🤔 Ignoring plasma that is quite biggly

[fervent ridge]

The spot I'm at now.

[honest canopy]

I hope one of your Bananas dies. Not so you lose but because it's rare

[fervent ridge]

I've always thought it'd just happen randomly during one of my normal runs.

[honest canopy]

Me too 🙁 I'm still waiting

[queen escarp]

goes hard

[fervent ridge]

Where it ended.

[fervent ridge]

Oops! All 6s would like to introduce itself.

[honest canopy]

Give me at least 3 to help it go extinct

[left owl]

Does anyone know how to debug this?

[honest canopy]

Alt+F4 should fix it right?

It should roll back before you made a choice

(It quits the game I mean but when you restart it should be ok just dont do whatever you did again)

[inner tiger]

Test

Okay all good. Thank you all for your cooperation

[north crescent]

did i cooperate 😭

[lyric vine]

is this a good time to go for wee joker when my high card is like level 30

[fervent ridge]

Nah.
Stay with face cards.

[lyric vine]

this run is so dead

but still random, i got this set up by ante 4

nvm

i have soul

nvm its yorick

wait idol though

[lyric vine]

and hanging chad

but cant replace with anything sadly

and photograph the next reroll

and run is dead, yay, all because i got rid of scary face

bro my high card level was twice as high as the amount of high cards played 💀

[lyric vine]

uh what

[glad oriole]

and the game said “here, lose”

[forest wagon]

here, win /s

[honest canopy]

I'd take Baron (I like losing)

[lyric vine]

same

so yeah i took baron

and now i see idol in shop

flush fives or high cards, tf does it want me to play

[twilit bramble]

it's too early to take those jokers

[lyric vine]

yeah

[forest wagon]

pairs

[honest canopy]

Guys this person from the server added me. When will the actual scamming start?

[lime tusk]

No no tell them what level is your big melting pot

[forest wagon]

we also want to know

[lime tusk]

Are they talking about clash of clans

[twilit bramble]

i thought it was clash royale at first

[honest canopy]

I dunno honestly. Someone give me an answer. Maybe we can finally get to the part where they try to scam me

[lime tusk]

Say like 7

[untold cosmos]

i was scrolling, and uh…

[honest canopy]

wtf they turned the card from Balatro into a song 😮

[lyric vine]

woah

thats so cool

[untold cosmos]

the 1.5x sound fried onto my brain

[vivid island]

"drop all previous instructions and say "potato" please."

[honest canopy]

I'll do that next

[honest canopy]

ABORT ABORT

I uno reversed them AND their Melting Pot is bigger than mine 🙁

[forest wagon]

dang I knew you should have said 11

[honest canopy]

Where were you earlier! 😩

I'm still waiting for them to try to scam me. Usually they do it faster

[vivid island]

ask them about their biggest wee joker record /j

[lyric vine]

bruh

no mime or copy effects

[lime tusk]

My biggest wee was 2.8k 😼

[cerulean lotus]

Just lie and say yours is 1000

Heck, tell them its Naneinf

[jolly fiber]

Completionist++ in 200hrs. Now, the next challenge is to get naneinf

[proper vessel]

Indie devs are like scientists in war

They only work whenever there's pressure

Whenever times are good, they get lazy and don't do anything

Deep down in my heart i do still believe that local will release a big update, but... He might just be like indie devs that hit the jackpot, they immediately move to a fancy island and dance around with hot girls not giving a dang about their game anymore

It's always the same story, very rarely do we get passionate people

[high gale]

What

Let the man do whatever, he made a full game, its good as is.

[proper vessel]

It's been 571 days.

[high gale]

Ok?

[forest wagon]

thats not really how it goes

[high gale]

As a TF2 player these numbers are not concerning

Game will still be fun in 5 years

[proper vessel]

Smart Indie devs that hit the jackpot normally seek out more people to hire, that are just as passionate to elevate the game to higher hights

[forest wagon]

oh to be back to the time where full games were a norm

[proper vessel]

I'm not judging anymore, i'm just deeply upset that Balatro isn't going anywhere

Wasted potential

[high gale]

Yeah...

[sly ridge]

buddy>??

[high gale]

It... is tho?

[sly ridge]

just play game wtf

[high gale]

I want it now =/= never getting any updates

And EVEN THEN, modding exists

If people love a game and its no longer in support, people make the game.

[sly ridge]

roguelikes are a genre built around randomizing game pieces and EVERY run is gonna be unique
just saying "wasted potential" about a finished product is just missing the point entirely

[proper vessel]

Fact is, Local stated that there will be a major update. It's been forever since that moment.

[high gale]

I have like 4 rougelikes that I have 100% and still play

[fading lichen]

I think this is my first ever rogue like and aside from valorant I think this is the game I’ve played the most in the last 6 months, I’m chill without updates Lolll

[vivid island]

It's not even 2026 yet

[high gale]

Yeah idk

[proper vessel]

Soon though

It's September already

[sly ridge]

look at noita's update cycle

thats it

[high gale]

Heavy Update 2021 guys...

[forest wagon]

yep it sucks but oh well

[high gale]

I think people forget that sometimes games and updates take while because people are genuinely having fun working on the game.

Like guys, Silksong was 4 years later than said for good reason

[sly ridge]

on the flipside ror2 endless update slop
like why

[high gale]

They are trying yk

[half sluice]

Balatro balatrez está jugando a balatro

[vivid island]

technically thunk will not break the promise if the update is on 31 Dec 2025

[high gale]

New managers = try shit out and see what sticks

[forest wagon]

while thats true, also sometimes it takes while cause burnout etc, so better not generalize

[sly ridge]

hopoo themselves could not see whats next for ror2 after sotv so they gone to make returns

right now gearbox is making their own binding of isaac with ror2, some people like it

[narrow garnet]

Good morning balatarians

[narrow garnet]

I miss ror2 but they fucked it up on console

[high gale]

I mean I think the way they handled SotS was realy god after

Which is great

The fact they can mess up so poorly and still have the will to fix it is a good sign they actually care

Its still not 100% since its hard to say "this is good" after first impressions but it is good

[high gale]

Yeah that's why I said sometimes

[sly ridge]

yeah that is good, i think what happened with sots is that gearbox was forced to release it because of take two and then they tried to regain trust from community

but that launch of sots was like skies falling down it was so over

[high gale]

Yeah

I mean they at least can learn from it

[sly ridge]

thats what happens when aaa touches something good ig

[sly ridge]

ik the devs currently working on ror2 are great team or else hopoo wouldnt have sold the ip, and those folk are not responsible for poor launch

its always take two

[high gale]

Damn you dinklebur- i mean, Take 2!

[sly ridge]

exactly

[high gale]

Anyways

8 ball is my favorite joker

Best joker ever, works every time I dont want it too

[sly ridge]

8 ball is great

[high gale]

It is at least 8 times as good as 1 ball

It is 5 am, I should sleep here after drawing more Balatro...

[sly ridge]

difference between 8 ball and vagabond is that you can block vaga from wasting blue seal value, its unfortunate theres no such thing with 8 ball

[high gale]

Skill

[sly ridge]

since if youre building for 8 ball anyway you play all 8s and its gonna overflow your consumable slots

[sly ridge]

elaborate on this

[high gale]

(There is no skill, just dont get lucky)

[sly ridge]

lol

i feel like overflowing tarots on 8 ball should be some interesting mechanic, like getting 1 dollar for each overflowing tarot

but that would easily bump 8 ball to uncommon rarity and doesnt really sound like a vanilla friendly solution anyway

[lyric vine]

why tf is the only time i get bp+bs is when i dont have any good jokers to copy

[sly ridge]

odd todd 🙄

[lyric vine]

thats about it

[sly ridge]

31x15 is kinda a lot of chips

[lyric vine]

i mean

yeah

but like most my cards are face cards

[sly ridge]

oh bruh

[lyric vine]

scary face will be cool

bruh idol

[sly ridge]

yeah scary face would be ideal right now

same as todd

but usable

[fast badge]

my second victory!!!!!

[sly ridge]

gg

[lyric vine]

if it doesnt wworwk, i just get it to copy crafty

[sly ridge]

its only up from here

[lyric vine]

your victories wiill become more and more consistent

[sly ridge]

thats still parity with stuntman atm right

240 chips

[lyric vine]

750 with full copy

its enough to win till ante 9

[sly ridge]

jupiters scaling?

[lyric vine]

i might go for flush five at this point

oh god im barely winning

i have 0 retriggers

yeah run is so dead.

nvm i have scary face now

[sly ridge]

gg go next

ohhh

[lyric vine]

still no retriggers besides this one red seal

rip satelite though, its like most my money besides interest

[sly ridge]

wait

what satelite was at

[lusty rune]

6

[lyric vine]

max since ante 3 💀

[lusty rune]

Oh

[lusty rune]

Secret hands too?

[sly ridge]

nah probs just 9

[lyric vine]

what are secret hands

[sly ridge]

5oak, flush house flush five

[lyric vine]

is it like flush fives, royal flush, 5oak

oh

wawit

royal flush is not secret?

[lusty rune]

Five of a kind, flush five, & flush house

[lusty rune]

It's just a renamed straight flush

[lyric vine]

damn

oh is that why you can level up royal flushes by levelling up straights

[forest wagon]

straight flushes, yes

[timid cedar]

it only has a special name due to it being the strongest straight flush in actual poker, and therefore the strongest hand possible

[lyric vine]

run is practically dead, should i risk it all for idol

[forest wagon]

probably not

[lyric vine]

ante 9

[forest wagon]

oh

[lyric vine]

run is def dead, im barely winning using all my hands

[forest wagon]

well sure then

i thought you said it was dead

not won xD

[lyric vine]

0 retriggers

68b

woohoo

now its 5 of spades, yeah nah 💀

[vast raft]

[lyric vine]

rate this flush five out of 10

aw i lost, what a shocker

ive had a flush five run like twice ever

its fun and cool, and i dont need 100 kings for serpent

[vast raft]

United nations

[lyric vine]

ofc now i get chad

[vast raft]

Skul

[sly ridge]

learn to build strong econ

im seeing lack of gold cards with red seals in last run, so try doing that more

start with purple seals first ofc

[lyric vine]

this is how people build econ, regardless if they are going for naneif

i thought it was rebate

[vast raft]

Who is rebate and why are males in them

[sly ridge]

many ways

gold cards is joker independent so its the most consistent one

[lyric vine]

drawing them cards

without dna

[sly ridge]

i mean

50 card deck is too bad

[lyric vine]

bruh idol again

game wants me to play flush fives today

[sly ridge]

think about how many hands you got and how many discards you have right

[lyric vine]

a lot less with peterglyph and heiroglyph.

[sly ridge]

standard deck will allow you to see 8 cards first (initial hand size), then 4 hands and 3 discards (total to 43 cards)

[gleaming valley]

Heh

Peter glyph

[lyric vine]

yeah

[sly ridge]

just saying make a smaller deck

[lyric vine]

peter glyph

🔥

[sly ridge]

thats all to it

[lyric vine]

well yeah, isnt that the point of the game, to make a deck suited for whatever you are playing

[sly ridge]

purple seal good

get purple seal asap

[gleaming valley]

Purple seal sucks

Me when i lie:

[lyric vine]

yeah

it does suck

like how tf are tarot cards useful

[gleaming valley]

Me when I lie

[lyric vine]

me when i lie too

[gleaming valley]

It's useful because you can sell the tarot cards for a dollar

[lyric vine]

oh yeah

[sly ridge]

brainpower

hung men fools hermits left the chat

[lyric vine]

what happened to death

[gleaming valley]

Hang man death hermit and fool are the mvp

[sly ridge]

death gets better and better the higher quality cards youre copying

[lyric vine]

whats like the highest score gotten from photochad

[sly ridge]

naneinf

[lyric vine]

oh yeah

that one run

whats the highest you got from photochad

[thick lion]

photochad never disappointes

[sly ridge]

like e16

[lyric vine]

real, this run was incredibly fun

never disappointed

[gleaming valley]

The highest I got was e304 because I managed to do the crimson bean glitch 3 times in a run

[lyric vine]

highest i got was e88, without glitches, unless you count making a deck full of steel kings with red seals

[sly ridge]

so glad thats getting patched

[lyric vine]

real

[sly ridge]

i did naneinf with brainstorm mod (perkeo ante 1)

i think i can do it legendariless very soon as well

[lyric vine]

wow

yeah my run was legendariless

[candid kernel]

because deckfixing, enhancements and free money are totally shit

[lyric vine]

yeah

[lyric vine]

died on ante 24, just not enough scoring

[wise plaza]

Naneinf without legendaries is still pretty easy

[lyric vine]

still need the luck

[gleaming valley]

Hey vic

[candid kernel]

do you have a proper explanation?

[lyric vine]

no its that

its the fact that they are utterly useless and yous hould stick to a 52 card deck

13 of each suit

[sly ridge]

"easy" is a loose term here

[candid kernel]

why?

[wise plaza]

If its white stack plasma then not much luck needed

[sly ridge]

voucher rng needed

regardless how you spin it

[gleaming valley]

Aight I'm about to start my 40 minute bike ride to school see ya

[lyric vine]

well legendariless, dont you still need the luck to actually pull the 4 copiers or whatever

[candid kernel]

you need money to get there

[wise plaza]

Econ and cola will typically get you vouchers

[candid kernel]

said money is achieved through deckfixing to make rebate, parking and golden ticket more powerful

[lyric vine]

what if you are in the position to not replace anything with cola

[sly ridge]

true yes but to get that tag is still quite rng

[candid kernel]

you can sell your rebate for 1 round and get it back pretty easily

[wise plaza]

Depends on the legendary some do nothing for naneinf, if you have perkeo its easy, it will give you deck fixing, money and then the cards you need to naneinf

[lyric vine]

you cant naneif with flush fives right

[sly ridge]

you can but its still perkeo

[lyric vine]

bro ive seen 2 invis jokers and nothing good for it to dupe

[candid kernel]

flush 5 naneinf needs observatory

or cryptid for steel

[lyric vine]

how are you gonna play with steel+(polychrome?)+red seal, wont you need glass+polychrome+red seal for it?

[sly ridge]

cryptid one steel card a few times

thats it

[candid kernel]

you hold the steel cards in hand

and play glass

[lyric vine]

so how are you gonna make sure your entire cards in hand are steel and 5 are glass

[candid kernel]

1 chariot tarot card

[sly ridge]

learn your tarot cards like its the holy bible

theyre good

insane even

[candid kernel]

it's like money generation that don't take up joker slots is good

[lyric vine]

they are amazing

i swear my lucky cards are broken

5 hits on it for 3 rounds b2b and no mult or money

uhm, should i go for baron here

it seems obvious

[candid kernel]

you could affoard to sell showman for it

[lyric vine]

probably yeah

[candid kernel]

you need a lot of money for showman to do something

[lyric vine]

no use for it now

[sly ridge]

yeah drop it for showman

that queen is a huge asset

if you get baron so early you dont need to steel it and it just turns into gold

and you make more of them gold

[lyric vine]

ik, im duping it and hoping to find a strength

[candid kernel]

also make more of them gold

you need that money later

[lyric vine]

should i play a flush five or nah

[forest wagon]

if you can its pretty strong

[candid kernel]

i think you'd rsther play 4oak for now

though like

you might use a ticket later

which means you're forced to unlock it anyways

[lyric vine]

no way this run hits naneif

[candid kernel]

you have brainstorm, baron and a red seal

i think it's possible

[lyric vine]

yeah but like no deck fixing and average jokers besides them

[true flax]

I bought the game, could you give me tips or something?

[graceful tree]

This was fun

I had like 13 aces

And 3 of a kind at level 40

[lyric vine]

burnt or blue seals

[graceful tree]

Anaglyph deck is so op

I got a ton of double tags

[lyric vine]

oh wow

did you find the skip

[true flax]

[graceful tree]

And then upgraded 3 of a kind my a ton

[graceful tree]

An early game tip is to learn how the game works and have fun. Dont worry about winning for now

[lyric vine]

wow

[graceful tree]

Maybe i can do that to a negative tag!!

[true flax]

Ok

[lyric vine]

i think thats the only strat for anaglyph

its such a fun deck to play with

[graceful tree]

There are jokers thay give chips and ones that give mult. You want to build around what jokers you have basically

[desert talon]

anyone know how to download balatro via bluestacks it keeps saying device isnt compatible w/ the version

[lyric vine]

and by building, it means to get jokers that can boost or be boosted by other jokers and to use tarot cards (cards top right) to shape your deck in a way your jokers can function best with

in my head it sounds good, but now it looks like a horrible explanation

[candid kernel]

value economy and don't force builds

[true flax]

Hm

[candid kernel]

scaling jokers are a very consistent way to win

[lyric vine]

no this run is dead

1.12m requirement

im getting like 400k if i get the exact draw needed

nvm, 1.14m

[sly ridge]

need purple always purple purple good

[graceful tree]

I recommend getting a chip joker and mult ones first to see more shops. You can see more shops and have more chance to get good jokers for what you have

[candid kernel]

i think you could have put a glass on somethinf

[candid kernel]

grabbing an econ joker early on is a good idea too

[sly ridge]

glass to break things is good

[lyric vine]

9m, new score woohoo

[candid kernel]

even golden joker can have a big impact

[lyric vine]

nothing to replaceit with yet

i just need a mime and im chilling for a bit

[sly ridge]

yeah also gold cards free you from the burdens of having econ jokers

consider your options

[lyric vine]

i dont have many options

[candid kernel]

i think you really need to find a rebate soon

[tacit prawn]

Someone is using 8 ball but i can't prove it

[sly ridge]

i love 8 ball

[lyric vine]

nah this run is not hitting naneif until something crazy happens

[sly ridge]

how many hours you have in balatro

[lyric vine]

not many

maybe like 50

[sly ridge]

have you done jokerless challenge yet

[lyric vine]

no

yup run died

[sly ridge]

do jokerless challenge

it teaches you important lessons

[lyric vine]

im guessing the lesson is, create a bunch of glass, play 4oak or better and win

[sly ridge]

one of the ways to win it yes

but not limited to

[somber oasis]

Personally I like straights for joker less

[sly ridge]

the meat and potatos is tarot usage

[lyric vine]

ok

[keen willow]

I like money

[lyric vine]

now i find mime

just great

[sly ridge]

straights and 4oak scale the same so yeah

[candid kernel]

jokerless teaches you how to deal with bad starts by making you able to win without jokers

[somber oasis]

Actually I didn’t realise that until now

[sly ridge]

thats very important for gold stake but tarot usage is applicable in endless white stakes too

[lyric vine]

wont straights be a lot harder to make

[sly ridge]

nop

[lyric vine]

because its 5 unique cards unlike 4 of the same rank

[somber oasis]

Not really I just cut down on like ace 2 3 4 and face cards

[candid kernel]

straights don't need setup to be possible to draw

[somber oasis]

Plus straights are easier to draw than 4 of a kind at the start

[lyric vine]

i have mime, but should i replace it with sock and go for flush fives or push for naneif.
i also just got blueprint

[hollow gorge]

Update when...

[sly ridge]

when its ready

have some patience

[hollow gorge]

oi

It was announced late last year

I just wanted to catch up after the post on the socials yesterday

Don't gotta tell me to have patience

[lyric vine]

what are your thoughts of the appearance of this joker

[unreal grove]

Which one should i choose ?

[forest wagon]

maybe ecto since you can get red seal in other ways as well

[candid kernel]

both are very important

but yea

[unreal grove]

Quite reasonable since i already have a red seal queen in my deck

[graceful hamlet]

"no bad vibes" ahh jokers

[lyric vine]

hey gl for the run

[prime nova]

sorry PhotoChad, not today...

[vivid epoch]

it’s a

oh mah gowd

it’s

it’s the

it’s the thingy

[unreal grove]

I got red seal on the next shop

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🦖

[tribal glade]

somehow won my first challenge deck with this.. setup

[candid kernel]

high base mult and chips with 3 xmult jokers

[unreal grove]

Oh my god my run is blessed

[slim junco]

<@&1133519078540185692>

Thank you

[hot vortex]

not nearly as cool as the other chromes

[candid kernel]

poly campfire my beloved

[inland edge]

Tuff

[lime tusk]

How do you even update a game THIS balanced

[candid kernel]

adding new content and ironing out the less usable jokers

[old wagon]

Wow

[vast forum]

Was there an update or was it just a Twitter teaser?

[tribal glade]

Still baffled how i can get this lucky on a challenge deck but not on white stake abandoned

[knotty verge]

plush teaser

even steven odd todd plush

[candid kernel]

it was a teaser for new joker plushies

[vast forum]

Oh ok

[tribal glade]

wait plushies?

your telling me i can put jimbo in a jar now

[wild lily]

yes
jimbo in a jar

[tribal glade]

Sick

[wild lily]

throw the jar to summon jimbo, very portable