#🎙・server-chat
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Nope
are alt accounts allowed
wghat the hell
i don't think so
ganaste
Can I send a link to a YouTube video semi related to Balatro?
Not my video, just one I found
Chips, chips, and more chips. When you think you have enough chips, I'd then recommend getting more chips.
I had never struggled so much with a Red Stake before
And i have black, green, nebula, red and painted deck in gold stake
Haha it's a different deck for sure
If you find any scaling chips (Castle, Wee, Bull in particular), you can almost abandon all mult.
I dont find chip jokers
they're all mult joker
So many good commons to get you going. Blue, Square, Angry Face, Sly, Clever, Ice Cream...
i tried making chip cards but doesnt work so much
I'd also recommend deck fixing to spades in case you come across an Arrowhead
Stone cards are also nice, and I should've included Stone joker here
ohh, i hadnt tought of that
Arrowhead and almost any retrigger joker is an auto W
ty 👍
gl!
Fuck you balatro
For all those kings in your deck? 😂
Easiest gold stake win of my life
Ante 2 spectral pack with anke and hex for my red card 😈
Hahaha insane
Showman on Constellation...?
Oh invis
Duh
secc
I don’t want just one 😭
I want both 😭
To add insult to injury, I’m currently grinding for 100,000,000 chips
This would’ve been perfect
The loss of +300 chips uncommon stuntman is still felt to this day (by me).
You'll need to sell Palenola.
I forgot it's spelling.
but my synergy will gone
You might get it back later.
is there not another way
What are you playing?
Like, most used poker type?
Im almost 19 and still lost in life any advice?
two pairs
I have some... Questions
Level?
five
Yeah.
You'll have to sell Palenola.
i dont think i can
That's not a high enough level to just pass normally.
ok i will sell it
I got an eternal Abstract, did one re-roll, then got eternal Brainstorm and Wheel of Fortune.
First Pack wow
i got grounded for ANOTHER WEEK
another week of no balatro
i can feel my sanity fading
or returning?
either or
Jimbo after I just fumbled a Perkeo in ante 4...fuck you man
Beg for forgiveness
Bro why black hole so high lmao
Does blud not open spectral packs?
I do I swear it just in one of my stream I got 4 black hole and 2 soul in 1 run lmao and that on my console save I played way more on mobile lmao
Seed?
That on mobile
Im checking my screenshot but im really not sure which one it is lmao
That's alright lol
Yeah I know
I usually use it if I'm trying to level up Hologram or activate Driver's License
That's emulate silly
*immolate
Incantation is good with Hologram and uhhhhh
Javen ur full of balogni
Yeah
True but that's like the only instance
Abandoned deck too I guess
Helps activate Driver's License faster
When I open spectral I don't get excited to see incant but it's like, better than a wraith with $50
Why skip tho. You could get some glass cards at least
Better than clogging up ur deck
Sometimes clogging isn't bad
All spectral cards are good tho I just think incant is bad especially later
Everything has a use case
If you get incant without a build 100% go for it
Im pretty excited for new update what the thing y’all want the most added :p
Seed for naneinf?
guys the game is so hard i cant win any run
Jokers for any number 7 playing card
There exists none
True
Though possible wildcard rework sounds really fun to try
One thing I really want is new challenge and stake on challenge would be fun to gold stake all challenge
That could work
But difficulties are a challenge on their own with the variety included
Yeah gold stake on jokerless wouldn’t be easy but would be satisfying to get gold stake on it
I know there mods for that but im on console and mobile so can’t use mod so would be a cool vanilla feature
#⚙・modding-general will be able to help
thx
baalatro
ive come to the conclusion that there's no point of doing endless unless you play face cards
is there gonna be any number card support or is the late game/deck fixing gonna be this linear for ever. cause if so, this got boring very quickly
The game is balanced around ante 8, so no
No probably not honestly. The concept of endless is that it was never meant to be beaten hence why it scales so rapidly. It's why only the ultra optimized even get close to ante 39/naninf. But you also have to play at least a bit of endless to unlock a joker or voucher I can't remember which one. Granted you don't have to go past like 16 but like idk forcing people to go into endless sucks imo
The only reasons you might do endless is to get the voucher (Reach ante 12) or you wanna try your luck at getting naninf.
There are some endless numbered runs you can do with hack and stuff but that’s harder to set up and have less jokers that synergize well with it into late game.
so its pointless and this game got boring very quickly. got it 😂 roguelike my ass
Almost all the jokers that have numbered synergies are purely additive so yeah
better hope you dont get the plant 🤣
Bro lost to the plant
LOL
eh it was late game when it was face card build
very easy to lose that way. especially since majority of the late game builds revolve around face cards
Yeah.
endless sucks yes
I’m just glad the game gives you workarounds for when a bad boss blind comes
I wish the game didnt low key force you to play certain ways to have fun or get good results
Mainly Luchador and directors cut
I love endless but yeah, you get much less freedom with builds.
If your only metric of fun and good results is endless, then you aren't gonna enjoy the game if you want variety. The game was not built around endless and Thunk doesn't particularly care for it (being endless).
yea. spend money on a useless joker or spend to reroll. Basically putting yourself in a hole to be able to play the game
also doesnt help the fact this game basically runs around econ. doesnt matter how good your build is. if you have no money, youre shit out of luck
If you can't manage your econ then yeah you are going to struggle.
finding econ in the first place feels like shit ngl
If it was polychrome
but yea its just very annoying to see every damn strategy be red seal face cards, Baron, sock and buskin, mime, blueprint, brainstorm
guys how to disable google virus detect
A few xmult numbered card synergies could fix this issue
wdym
Additive mult becomes useless late game
Jokers who gain scoring from numbered cards tend to only give +4 mult or a couple chips
In late game you need you mult to scale exponentially, not linearly
I don’t think there is one way numbered cards can multiply mult aside from being polychrome or their suit.
so it makes sense why face cards are for late game
I’ve arrived
So i just learned how to change the art on the cards and...
spoopy
I dont think he's scary anymore lol
I did end up fixing the drivers license too, Its no longer EXPIRED!!!
Omg got a blueprint
something
That was a silly run lmao died cause didn’t get more chip or xmult at all
holy cow.... it's like
Another One Rides The Bus
Another One Rides The Bus
Another One Rides The Bus
Another One Rides The Bus
Yeah I got eternal ride the bus then anhk it just for fun and then anhk again then use a wraith and got invisible joker lmao
Balatro update when?
Yeah higher stakes you usually need X mult unless you can pump out Planets on a super highway (or are consistently scaling a good hand like Straights)
Yeah I know I was just trolling by taking so many ride the bus lmao
it technically could've worked with the right hand being scaled tbh
I've made Green Joker spam work before
Im having too much fun changing the game files lol
pfffftttt
Im stupid
NEVERMIND SAVED I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW STRAIGHT FLUSHES WORK WITH FOUR FINGERS
uhh
Sorry man, can i appeal it for you?
Yeah its how you get one of the 5 legendary joker.
What if its yorick
You will probably need to do a lot of deck fixing then.
Otherwise it will be hard to maintain high discard ratio.
Almost lost cuz waas tryna go for more ace planet makers
Which was stupid of me cuz went straight flushes all the way
Sometimes if a legendary is bad for my current playstyle and i am doing high stakes run I just sell it.
Specially if i am just trying to get ante 8.
[Keep in mind I'm a soundclown, I could make it better but these are 99% for myself most of the time because I think the combo is just conceptually funny]
Vaudeville Villain x balatro theme but you're at the disco
Download: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ISWsH8nz-zGhAPo66pRVCe91H7vfEsex
three
the "ace, king, death card" bit is so perfect
i gotta wonder if that one lyric is why this exists
I saw a balatro song too the other day. Let me find it.
[Keep in mind I'm a soundclown, I could make it better but these are 99% for myself most of the time because I think the combo is just conceptually funny]
The Balatro Theme but it's in 4/4 - Anything_F_744 x Takyon (Death Yon) - Death Grips
‘Really Stupes, a song about Balatro, a game with no narrative?’ Ah, but what if it was actually less about Balatro and more a reflection on the nature of existing within a system centred on the constant chase for validation via the unending quest for higher numbers, and the futility of it all in the face of our finite existence as human bei...
i feel like i've seen this before
its good though
The hand has to have both a flush and a straight so one card can of the straight can be a different suit
That's the requirements is all
I was being semi sarcastic but thank you
sht
You had Shortcut.
That's why you got a Straight Flush.
luck wasn't on my side, i never got any good jokers cards

I found a bug just want to know if it's known or no
you start with 8 hand size then stunt man makes it 6
let's say you have crimson heart boss blind, if it disables stuntman your hand size goes back up to 8 (which makes sense the joker is disabled), then you back out of the game to main menu then come back to the run stunt man will be disabled and your hand size will be back down to 6, this is bug #1
bug #2 is when stuntman gets the debuff removed, it will take you down to 4 hand size 🤡
effectively making you lose double the hand size
I did not take any ouija or so ectoplasm
You dont really need it tho, just use photography and hanging chad
but these jokers didn't appear on my game
these are literally the best jokers that i took in the game
the balatro community needed ts
wish I had that recorded but was running the game on integrated not dedicated graphics so no shadowplay
Chat
I got 1/4th of the way to naneinf
Now before you say (10^136)*4 is not equal to naneinf, I was talking about the cryptids
My new high score tho
how long do runs like this take
after I get c++ I have to aim for naneinf
Took me 30 minutes to fail but if you’re a better player then you could take this run to naneinf
You dont really need it tho, just use photography and hanging chad
Instant win
If I had a blueprint my score without cryptids could’ve gone to 10^36 that’s a couple more antes to farm cryptids
Last night this was my first shop
Meant to be ahh run
(I threw in 5th ante)
looks inside
how long did yall spend on orange and gold stake?
I still haven’t beaten gold one but orange stake was first try pretty sure
oh dang nice. wee joker, idk if ive ever seen that one
i just finished purple. wish i counted the tries lol, i dont know how much an idea stats give
When did we add cooldown again
No it’s mostly because gold seal/hanging chad or dna
ah interesting. might be time to start looking into strats now haha
Is it weird that Abstract is my most used?
.
no idea how any of those work i usually just shoot for face card or blueprinting some kinda mult
Whoa where can I see this
Stats --> Card Stats

Whoa we’ve played similar amount of games
How many wins you got
uh idk how many wins but im almost at gold stake on every deck
i have only been playing for higher stakes, not wins
photochad stay winning 🙈
Hey new player here, if you sell an invis joker into the Verdant leaf, does it enable your jokers?
Yeah
Thank you
Bro…
hype 4 minute run. i could've been a lot faster, idk what i was doing
Hi all. I have trouble wrapping my brain around when x mult scoring happens for Triboulet and steel cards. With these jokers am I better off using Blueprint on Trib or Driver's License?
Assuming the hand had Kings/Queens in it
When a card says "when scored", that means it's part of the 5 that you play
So if you're playing two queens/kings, you get 4x from trib. three gives 8x. four, 16x, all five, 32x
it also sort of depends if you're getting some +mult from your jokers, but in general trib is better if you're playing 2+ kings/queens
the steel cards don't count towards the "when scored" part of cards (i.e. trib, photograph)
also, you can put your kings and queens at the end if you're getting +mult from other cards because cards score in order, so the xmult happens after the +mult
essentially, kings and queens become glass cards. so if you don't play them, they don't do anything special. but if you play them, you get 2x mult
Blueprint on banana is x9 mult and on trib, (if you play five kings/queens) is x1024 mult
Just do the maths
When in doubt
the what?... just click and hope number go brrrrrrrrrrrr
right, got that. before this I played 3 Kings and got 3 mil or so when expecting 6. it doesn't help that there's a Misprint in there. I probably just mathed wrong. I thought it was counting Trib scoring during the process when it goes through the hand and not the jokers, if that makes sense. i'll play another hand and see what happens
thanks!
Unless you're playing a single scoring king or queen you'd probably always be copying the Trib 🤔
Good, I'll stick with that then unless no Ks or Qs. Run won't be lasting much longer
66 card deck does make it tricky 😅
I do what Blue Joker tells me!
That is an insane random assortment of negatives
How many negative skips did you take
right? only one
I understand. You may not be in this position without Blue Joker. Gotta take what you can
Ohhh two nat negatives
why can you only naneif after ante 24?
What
for like a standard run
you can naneinf sooner
I naneinf-d in ante 5 on set seed
if you have the right lineup
without set seed
I almost got naneinf on ante 20 (if I didn’t lose on ante 17)
again, depends how lucky you are and how good at the game you are to complement the luck
is this plasma or checkered deck
Hi
what is considered as foul play in Balatro
what
skipping? 
good thinking
I dont think theres anything "bad play". Everything has a use at right time.
in general, the move that fails 90% of player's run
Uhhh. Ignoring economy early game.
Having some strategy for money generation is very important early game i think.
Also yeah skipping is bad too in that case.
econ is some high tech shit, thats valid
Trusting Bloodstone
Dont listen to him. Bloodstone is very goated.
is the nso theme a mod
yo chat, i may make an AI to play balatro
Can someone recommend indie games to try?
Try inscryption. Its a card game. Dont read anything about it. Dont read reviews. Just play. Trust.
Monster Train, Slay the spire are good card games too. But inscryption wins by a landslide.
Finally got a good campfire build
hey. dont do that.
-sincerely, the humans
I'll get slay the spire, balatro and inscryption on my pc then get silksong on my switch
Bro said dont read reviews but they're overwhelmingly positive
Well, this should be less of a problem in terms of ethics (i.e. the literature getting stolen issue), considering that unsupervised training exists.
I have no idea on how to solve the environmental part of the issue though so... it's still kinda not good.
Because it might have massive spoilers.
The community is really good at hiding its secrets. But you never know.
Touche
I thought you were saying it got review bombed
Nah, but its one of the few games where i think its important to go in blind. Otherwise you don't get that "Wait a minute wtf." Moment.
why?
I hate AI. Not only they are generating shitty pictures. They are also now making full blown audiobooks to scam people.
TRUTH NUKE
At this point GenAI is so bad it's tainting other forms of AI
REAL
amazing game, dont spoil yourself
Not bad in itself but bad because of how people use it
What type of games ya into?
Its easier to answer what games i don't like
The only games i don't like are farming games
Lmfao
99% of the worlds indie library is open
Is open?
For you lol
Literally any game that isn't Stardew Valley is ur type lol
Do you have any good indie games you could direct me to tho? 🤣
Uhhh let's see
ULTRAKILL
Pizza Tower
Celeste
Hollow Knight
Risk of Rain 2
Doki Doki
Class of '09
Shady Knight
also it's very annoying and tiresome having to constantly defend against the use of it
also the stuff trained on it is often other people's hard work
also some people can get rather nauseous looking at it
if i leave this server the seed i send in #1156061354076155944 keeps there? sorry my english
VVVVVV, uh, Nubby's Number Factory, Super Hexagon
when you leave a server, your messages don't go away
noice, cuz my english is very bad as you see xD
well, enjoy that crazy seed. Farewell my gamblers
I'll check shady knight, class of 09, risk of rain, pizza tower and celeste
👍
Are any of these not on switch?
Uhh p sure Celeste and pizza tower are
Are you fr
Balatro is a poker roguelike deck building game centered around creating powerful synergies and winning with big hands. In it, you can combine valid poker hands with unique Jokers in order to create varied synergies and builds. No real money is involved, but you can earn enough chips to beat blinds, including challenging boss blinds, to make it ...
Undertale is also on Switch
Bro people say roffle cheats bcz he only uploads good runs
How would failed runs be ANY entertaining
Undertale is such a peak game
fr
he just plays 24/7 till he gets a good run and uploads it
I paly all XD
I disagree
State your reasonings
I finished the game but i didnt really like it
Never stuck out to me it felt like a pretty basic rpg
i just dont understand all the hype for it
pizza tower is fire
yes
Are or are not
That is a fair point
Mechanics can be lackluster, but it makes up for it within it's story, in-deptj character relations, and fucking banger soundtrack
as a beginner anyone would think he's a cheater cuz he never posts realistic runs
I suppose i didnt really do much but just beat the game and that was about it i didnt play pacifist or genocide
Relatable
Celeste looks peak
It is
Do i need to play risk of rain before risk of rain 2
Gameplay is immaculate - having great movement - along side an also banger soundtrack (of course, by Lena Raine)
That name means nothing to me
I agree
i played till the final chapter when i reached that dumb c side wall
omg
Lena Raine has worked on many amazing titles, most provelently know for her minecraft music
no way!
slopcraft
nuh uh cookie clicker
that's C418
oh
it's alright
C418 worked on cookie clicker? I did not know that
im in my hater era
C418 did the soundtrack for the Steam release of Cookie Clicker
Lena Raine did make the music for Celeste
I said it in the message above
i see
I'm excited to hear the ost now
Why do indie games always have such banger osts
The Celeste soundtrack is a thing of beauty
This person knows music, they have a miku tag
Best fps mentioned 
i dont actually hate any of those games ;-;
ULTRAKILL will always be in my top 10
Risk of rain 2 looks like such a banger but im hearing bad things about the switch port
You're autistic, how could you? /lh
one indie game I don't really hear much about anymore except maybe in specific servers is VVVVVV
it's the one where you flip instead of jump
The only game with better combat than UKTRAKILL is sekiro
Thats are my two fav combat
Ultrakill seems like a banger but its only on pc
For good reason
WHAT, NO ONE MENTIONED CAVE STORY YET???? i haven't completed it but I've heard bits of the soundtrack and like played a bit of it
Playing it on a controller
Risk of rain 2 also has a vv good soundtrack
It's a bit tough
That sounds horrendous
The first time I played I used it
It wasn't that bad
But keyboard is way better
Understood
If only it could run on a shit pc
Last time i looked at can you run it i couldnt run it
How much ram and which processor you have
My current pc has like 128 mb of vram and no graphics card
8gb ram and like a i5 7th gen
Mine didn't have any graphic card neither

Better than mine

8ram and an intel i3
I was mistaken
Trying to play tf2 with it was really something
But ULTRAKILL played smoothly w/o any lag
celeste undertale deltarune and minecraft have all amazing soundtracks
2 is crazy
which ones
The soundtrack is still absolutely fire, regardless of the indie aesthetic
figured I'd show a screenshot of what VVVVVV looks like for context reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7AhS0SxE1s and also link one of the tracks that is part of its soundtrack
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The place where it rained
Is doki doki literature club plus the main game
I'm jonkling it 💅
yeah, + some extra side stuff
I'm gonna silk it till i song
id lowk crack gebura from pmoon
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My 2nd win
I loved watching cp
Yo chill gng
the game
Chill yo
dirty minded... 😡

yo i just clicked on this server😭
Wtf is y'all be saying
HANKKKKKKK HANKKKK DONT ABBREVIATE CYBERPUNK
walkin a very fine line here
Call me nightwing then
no i'll call you Unique
Darkwing
Title card reference
ante 3 e14 xD
What in the world
a very normal start lol
unseeded btw
i just know i'm going to get the plant on ante 7 or something
That’s some insane luck can you share the seed later?
yea i will once i finish the run
Could i get it aswell 
ofc
if i sell the luchador now i just know i'm getting the plant next ante
should i sell chad
i think i should sell chad
ok i got plant on ante 10, thank god i kept the luchador
I think invis has to hit trib or brainstorm and you’re making enough score to survive a good few more rounds I think you can encounter another sock or chad
it hit brainstorm
i also got blank voucher so if i'm lucky enough i'll find antimatter for an extra jonkler slot
You still have sock?
yea
Hopefully
Damn this seeds lucky asf
damn there's observatory too but idk if that's gonna be useful in this run
What mod do you use btw to get the information of blinds
unblind
Probably not but take it anyway?
i did
Ah I see ty
antimatter on ante 13 🔥
How far do you think you can take this run?
honestly i have no idea, i can probably beat ante 16 but i'm only guessing
depends on what i find for the 6th joker slot too
Have you had luck finding a blueprint yet?
or if i have time to start making red seal glass kings/queens or something like that
no, that would be cool tho
i did find a dna so i can copy the useful cards easily
Dna is a golden pull
i'm currently copying lucky holo queens with no red seal so it's not the best but it's something
Which deck you on btw?
nat neg jimbo this seed is so goated
plasma
Gotta take jimbo
I see
plasma is my fave for white stake funny runs when i'm not going for stickers and stuff
oh i found chad again lol
this seed is meant to be
omg okay do i sell dna for invis now
i got like e20 with a flush five but my deck isn't perfectly fixed yet so i can't reliably pull that every time
tho i only need like e13 or so for the next ante
Probably sell chad only then ?
i got e20 with luckies with only one +mult trigger lol
Yeah plus another brainstorm trib or sock is gonna boost your score more anyway
yeah
Yeah looks like you’ll be fine for a while
invis hit sock xd
Ah bad luck but it is what it is
well at least not dna
I guess that’s more of a boost to your score than brainstorm or trib cause right now you need more retriggers than score?
Probably more if you find blueprint along the way
yes
Mb I replied to the wrong msg
I suppose acrobat cause they can get in all sorts of positions and go three times as hard on the last round?
What about you?
@limpid berry
blueprint on ante 17 :D
Maybe you reach ante 20?
possibly
how should i arrange them tho? i suck at math
all copy trib or 1 copy sock or
I think both are the same
well i got e44 like this with 1 glass card and rest being luckies
Because one copying sock is 4 triggers and 3 scoring
All copying trib is 4 scoring and 3 triggers which is the same
tru
How do you make it so it shows the mult and plus mult and stuff
it's a mod called jokerdisplay
Okay
If you’re playing all glass I think you copy one sock
Unless it’s perkeo but yeah I dont think you can gamble
1 in 4 chance and i don't have any planets stacked up yet so yeah
Balatro balatrez esta jugando balatro balatrito
the illusion of choice
Bro I think you should try making a stone card
idk man so many options...
True but like maybe a stone card is best
I could... but I could also make a stone card
Maybe glass joker so you get cuts from the glass
i think i'm dead here cuz even 4 glass cards wasn't enough and now i only have 1
Why make stone when you can make stone
call me a rope the way I skipped
Ah that sucks can you send the seed though?
CH32TJRA
Ooh so close you could have made it if your drew the glass
yeah
I make my own choices
I’m gonna guy give this seed a try
the trib was in ante 1 skip tag iirc
Gotcha
i'm not saying it here in case i get banned or sumn
yes
yes
i think you can already guess
Wow that’s some accurate prediction
Maybe but at the end of the day when you queue up a run of balatro you’re gonna lose at some point
It’s still fun to try
Its all dream...
Just me?
Guess I didn't reroll enough lol
this good?
Just shaved my face and pits feeling clean🔥
No
Yeah maybe lmao
I didn't encounter the invis though
Probably cause I didn't take chad?
move your flat mult jokers begire the polychrome (smiley face and gros michel)
joker order matters and adding before multiplying helps
i lost
actually only gros michel matters to come first here nvm
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por balatro 🍷
i be profen
I did it :’3
Yellow deck. Everything else is at blue stake or higher now. Getting closer…
How good is this?
copy photo for better results
The yellow deck factor makes it even more impressive
Is not the same?
it isnt, pretty simple math
copying photo gets you 2^6 copying chad gets you 2^5
Sorry, my wrong, I didn't considerate the first play
Me when I'm stuck in a rut and the number don't go up 
For my next run I will thinking about it
hi does anyone know why this is a straight flush?
you have an flush and an straight
flush + straight = straight flush
its because you have 4 fingers
four fingers allows that?
ah ok
the straight is A-J the flush is AQJ5 of spades
the same with flush house
the checks are independent
i really confused since ive been playing for a while and never seen this interaction ty 😭
its bc straight flush is any hand that contains both a straight and a flush
really wish the hand definition was just this
because the current straight flush definition doesn't make sense with how 4fingers interacts with it
How so? It was just the deck I had gold stake up next so I went for it. Took me like five runs or so.
MY BALLS ARE BURNINT
Hi chat im new
Balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, es un estilo de vida. Respiro y tomo Balatro. Si tuviera un hijo lo llamaría "Full House" y si tuviera dos les pondría "Doble" y "Par" para mejorarlos a nivel 18 y que rompan las ligas de jefe cuando sean adultos. Brindo por Balatro, Como por Balatro, este me hizo mejor persona, y cuando tengo el celular descargado, cierro mis ojos para jugarlo en mi mente. La rueda de la fortuna dicta mi vida. Siempre tengo un plátano en mi bolsillo para sumar puntos. Me identifico con el Joker "Misprint" porque mi estado mental es así de inestable. No puedo subir las escaleras sin pensar en Balatro y el dia que mu3ra espero que pongan en mi tumb4 "Mur1ó en pleno Balatreo". El unico corazón que quiero es el de la reina. Mi papá cree que estoy mal, pero él no sabe lo que es ser la carta más alta de la familia. El día que el juego ya no tenga fans es porque ya no estaré en este mundo. Porque yo... Soy el Balatro.
Wow never seen that before
Esto es lo mas gracioso que jamas he leido.
balatro balatrez
Man I sure do wish there was something that could upgrade my first discarded hand by 1 level every round
Calculated!
Calculated!
Calculated!
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How do you want to help him with his balls XD
the details might be a bit much for ya kiddo.
:(
Im perfectionist I need to know every detail
Chat best joker setup?
whip out a lighter and burn gros michel to have cavendish appear and ur golden
Real
Woah I didnt realized you have something like camera that must be expensive but I have this setup if you can rate it
I got a nat polychrome chad and threw the run farming matador not realizing I was on last hand
Genius move
But we do all mistakes so dont worry about that
i rubbed antiseptic on them
Yeah but it was a pretty ass chad
you really replied to a month old message to post that huh
Thats pretty strange
cant beat erratic deck blue stake
noo please don't unhang my chad
You need to believe more that you can do it because "you can do it"
as much as I respect the cause, this isn't the place to be begging. <@&1133519078540185692>
while making that i noticed that the left markings are binary for 1 2 3 4 and 5
Agree - not the place for this, sorry
so i was able to fill in the one next to k as the ..||
Calling mods to remove something 2 times in less than minute is crazy
were either of them uncalled for
why are you booing them they were right
if not then I don't see the issue
if i replay a seed with sould card, it can give me a different legendary or always gives the same joker? Just asking
always the same
No no I mean thats what I dont see ussually
Damnit
also i upscaled blueprint
I literally just got canio the first 2 soul cards
Sorry for the missunderstanding
it’s all good
Thank you :)
cool looking blueprint :]
What should I do?
NOOOOOO NOT MY HANGING CHAD-
That depends on your deck and what you're playing towards :3
when the mort farms
when the mort is farming on farm
when the tower is pizzaing on a cliff
you know what untowers your pizza
Can’t believe I got a time out on roffles stream because I told him what to do with a joker
damn you
The guys a fucking joke
thats called backseating and its a pretty prominent issue in his community
roffle has plenty of experience, let him make decisions for himself
chances are he knows better than you what he’s doing
I don’t understand why it’s a bad thing
its annoying
nobody likes being told what to do especially if they dont need or want it
your intention may be pure but thats just how it is
A time out though I mean come on
how long
Like for 10 minutes and I didn’t even do anything
10 minutes is really no big deal
Instead of just timing people out just have mods delete the message
and you did do something, backseating
you dont learn from your mistake if thats all they do
It’s not against twitches TOS
roffle doesnt like it
The that’s his problem
and its obnoxious bevause so many people do it
yeah and its his stream
If I did it on multiple occasions then I get it but because I did it once I get a timeout
so if he has a problem with it just font do it
No warning or anything
listen man idk what to tell you that i havent already saif
No I get it
its his stream, just respect his wishes and dont tell him how to play the game that he has hundreds of hours in
Let's try and see how long it takes me to mess this run up lol
I’m just saying that a straight up 10 minute time out for something I did once is a little off
*ott
Also why is my highest hand stat not increasing?
I just scored e17 but the game's like "nah it's still 10mil"
Try to close the game and reopen maybe that helps
Trust me this is ongoing
Wait what, bluesprint DNA? Im missing something?
I've scored e scores many times
let me quote hideki kamiya on why he blocks people on twitter for the smallest offense
Always been
It's a mod that makes the blueprint and brainstorm change shape
a million people do it so if any single person does it they aren’t gonna get special privilege
Ahh you meant that my bad
Yeah its ok
why are most joker in balatro useless and weak
8 hours in purple stake erratic deck and cant beat it
feels to overwhelming too me, too many cards, cant decide what to do and the randomness is also pure hell
i wish there would be a joker that give 1000 mult or retriggers a card 20 times lol
Delayed gratification:
Any
Errrr what was the word again
Advice, to get the "beat the game in 12 rounds" joker
Yo chat what should i do? Ignore the cat?
sell the idol trust (skip it)
Why you have 2 dices
For lucky cards
ignore the cat is the best scoring thing to do. but you can't sell bloodstone until your deck is uniform
I dont like those things
im a believer in glass cards supremacy
Oops it broke
2 dice = 100% break, that's fun
Another way to say hanged man
Personally i love it
Glass card in 10s, walkie takie, hanging chad, photography
omaigad
Surely hanging chad its my fav joker
Also 100% on the wheel btw
The wheel myth is now over

okay so I want yall's honest opinion
should I just unlock everything on a separate save and just play there
I play balatro
Your choice!
Hello?
Hello

duuuuuuuuuuuuuudes
Whenever I finally make it to endless mode, I always die to the bloody Wall
0 language
100% understanding
Okey?
The wall is easy though,how?
"Yes"
Btw are you new to balatro j?
Need tips?
for a month now and I only play once in a while
...huh. anybody else get a server blackout or
@vague pilot thank you
wha jus hapen
cause I end up facing either 400,000 or 1 million 200
The Balatro discord disappeared and then suddenly reappeared. Who was playing with Jimbo's things?
What ante?
also question, is there any advantage of using abandoned deck to unlock jokers?
What?
8 or 9
I mightve,since I blueprinted senor huesos
anyone wanna call and play some batro
For some jokers yes
Now I'm confused since I don't think that's possible
discord havin issues it seems 
The servers
because of me
. Let's hope it doesnt happen 
indeed..
well it happened to me
Where am I?
im not the only one who just dissapear this and other servers?
Wher am I?
I had 5 servers go down on me
Its pretty funny that the moment the server temporarily died i just couldnt remember what the name of the server was like discord themselves tried to wipe it from my memory
Ita happening to the one server i frequent again (rip)
ITS BACK
Well my whole discord on my PC is just broken now
That was weird
wait is this a reoccurring issue
Yeah
I finally reached e numbers for the first time (im very proud of myself)
guys is discord shitting itself because silksong
Real
My discord on my PC won't open anymore "Guides Unavailability" it says
No it seems like something else, all the official servers are going down out of nowhere
my theory is silksong has brought up so much discussion that discord’s servers are having issues
its not impossible i huess
damn was discord down for a bit
Still is for some people
i only saw this server go down. so far at least
One piece is down, Sea of thieves is down
Those are the only other 2 I'm in though as far as officials go
Holy crap I'm back
ITS BACK
JIMBO RETURNS
What the hell just happened
some servers went glitched
did we all die
THE SERVER IS ALIIIIVEEE
they naneinfed the server
:
What happened?
discord based issue pulled certain public servers into the void for a minute 🤨
Neg green joker hard carrying rn
what is the highest mult you can get on green joker?
Inf
There is no limit
green joker, prob a drdreamo run, see how many thousands of hands he played. it's six months of torture if you want to try it
801 mult if you're not counting bungler
Why not counting burglar?
then you can get a ton of blueprints and brainstorms and I honestly don't feel like calculating that
Calculate on the blue deck with both vouchers, 2 brainstorm, 1 blue print, 1 burglar, 1 green joker
nah
just crossed my legs while sitting in my seat and starting levitating no joke
boutta start a school to teach others to harness their powers
I believe you bro
thank you bro
No problem, always here for u
Good Buffon pack?
I took Both😁
its a mega buffon pack?
Ye
bp and tdl frfr
whats tdl
to
do
list
Why you have so many double tags 😭
The deck🧖🏿♂️🧖♂️🧖🏿♂️
peep the deck
what tha hell is thid emoji choice
What
Anyone with family problems?
If you get deck fixing early The Family is pretty powerful
i don't got it
what do i sell, im running flush five red seal wild jack of hearts
i dont think ill b able to hit the idol every time tho i only got like 26 outta 52 jacks
This had no right to get me this far.
yo chat what do i do
next ante is too much for me by 1 e
should i sell mail or showman
mail may be better to keep since i can keep making econ
but i havent gotten so far in a naneinf run, so some advice would be appreciated
bro u dont need econ that bad ur whole deck is fixed take the print and keep the showman
someone help me out w this tho
The jokers looks weird
ok but if i dont have enough econ even with showman its gonna be hard for me to find another useful joker
i dont even have overstock
so economy is very important rn i just dont know if its more important than showman
Mines look like this
pretty beautiful right
yep
sell showman
hey guys friendly reminder you have to pay 100 dollars to get the mf doom skin in brawlstars
Someone spend hours or even days doing that pngs 😭😭
Amen to that
when update
I'd honestly invest in the fortune teller
Lusty.
+3 on played heart cards (Max +15) against +34 in total.
not really no
Not really.
Too lazy to work the math on my own
Aight


