🎙・server-chat

[vast forum]

finding a globe to counteract it is a bit much no?

[potent moss]

Constilation is ok I guess

[tidal viper]

ñ

[hardy relic]

temperence value

[sweet flax]

:?

[little pawn]

Golden scar type shit

[strange meadow]

merry andy and delayed gratification are a cool pair

def relies on your build though

[rapid hill]

Things happen so we can move on

[graceful dome]

5 Jokers away from C++

[graceful dome]

All the ones left are total drags to get (except Steel Joker, love you pookie)

The Duo sucks so much

[brisk zinc]

300 reached

[graceful dome]

Luchador is great but still annoying to bring to Ante 8

[potent moss]

I guess square joker is ok

[cedar monolith]

recently had my first gold stake win, never thought that square and splash would make it to be one of the first gold sticker jokers

[buoyant ginkgo]

was probably going to die next ante but still

[narrow garnet]

Splash is crazy, at least square will scale 😭

[cedar monolith]

it was really important for fibonacci tho, since i played pairs

[narrow garnet]

I just saw the blueprint LOL

[narrow garnet]

Nice I love the golden rotation

[cedar monolith]

my run was pretty much dead before i ran really late into that blue print

[vast raft]

Balatro Balatrez

[slender yoke]

Can anyone help me with green stake with yellow deck or any deck I wanna get to blue stake dm me if you can help I'm new.

[narrow garnet]

Gimme some cereal and I will

[narrow garnet]

No i mean the m*d on it lol

[slender yoke]

Altr

[narrow garnet]

Purely cosmetic

[slender yoke]

Can you help me?

[narrow garnet]

Id find someone in game discussion, I only play for fun

[barren geyser]

Chat guess who i just died to

Yaaaaaay

[brisk zinc]

0 dias

[gritty spade]

hi! do you guys know if Balatro has ever been on sale on the apple store?

i don't know if i should buy or wait a bit

i already own it in pc and android

[potent moss]

All the negatives are nature this seed is stupid

[cedar monolith]

nearly didnt notice the money

[potent moss]

Yeah early Midas mask into a polychrome red seal king into the golden ticket= infinite money

[slim junco]

Im at work rn right. Over the speaker I can hear this guy ordering food and then I hear the dude play a crazy hand in balatro

[cedar monolith]

especially with all those retriggers

[potent moss]

Yeah I found the first one early then I found showman and the other two dusk where in the same shop

[slim junco]

Anyways back to work just thought it was funny

[potent moss]

I need an x mult scaling money joker

[true roost]

Good Morning fellow card slingers!!

May your runs end in wins and your chips stack high!

[fossil bronze]

to the moon is close enough

[stark hornet]

awwww

[brisk zinc]

what should i blueprint here? playing heart flushes

waiting for the oops all 6s...

[stark hornet]

shouldn't you focus more on eliminating other suits

unless you haven't gotten that one boss blind

[brisk zinc]

yes i know but it's a work in progress

[stark hornet]

right

[brisk zinc]

i can't just push a magic button that turns every card into hearts

[stark hornet]

yeah unfortunately

[brisk zinc]

i've used every sun and death and hanged man i've come across

[stark hornet]

it takes time

[brisk zinc]

i don't think this run is going far anyway

i think i blueprint the chad and hope bloodstone doesn't scam me

[stark hornet]

i forgot what blueprint does can you remind me

[brisk zinc]

copies the joker on the right side

[stark hornet]

ah

[brisk zinc]

so in that screenshot i technically have 2 chads

[stark hornet]

right i remember

[brisk zinc]

i think i''ll copy bloodstone actually

[stark hornet]

if you're able to switch them depending on the level of whatever hand you're playing that'd be neat

[cursive badger]

...considering the marble

i do have a few retriggers after all

just a few

do i drop hack for marble joker

i mean its not getting much value

[slim junco]

hello jokers

[serene delta]

Im the jonkler

[slim junco]

What’s the blueprint mod?

[slim junco]

Neko sell all but blueprint

[brisk zinc]

i'll post the link in #⚙・modding-general just in case

[rapid hill]

Hello Amanda how are you doing ?

[brisk zinc]

hello i'm alright

went on a date today :D

[slim junco]

Also why haven’t you sold all but blueprint

[brisk zinc]

why would i

[slim junco]

Advanced level balala

[brisk zinc]

i wouldn't dare separate them

[slim junco]

It’s so beautiful

[brisk zinc]

should i sell blue jimbo for buskin? going for king flush fives

WAIT

it's so over i don't have reroll voucher

[dark wind]

YEAHHHHHH

[brisk zinc]

i survived

good thing i leveled pair a lot earlier

well now it's just gonna be another 🛌 run

[slim junco]

Sell all but keep Bp and bs because blue Jimbo can only be blue Jimbo but bp can be anything, even blue joker

[reef breach]

smash

[slim junco]

My goat

Chicot I love you

[rapid hill]

And how it went? :D

[brisk zinc]

it went good

she wants to meet again

[slim junco]

Congrats

[brisk zinc]

ty :D

[rapid hill]

Thats great :)

[brisk zinc]

do i copy photo or chad for max score

or one of each

[cedar monolith]

photo

[brisk zinc]

alrite

[cedar monolith]

or wait

one each

[brisk zinc]

wish i had red seals on these as well but what u gonna do

[brisk zinc]

oh okay

oh yeah

[cedar monolith]

yeah cause both on photo is
3 photo triggers * 3 triggers = 9 triggers
vs one each is
2 photo triggers * 5 triggers = 10 triggers

[brisk zinc]

double copying photo gave me e11 and copying one of each did e13

[cedar monolith]

plus since you have glass chad edges out even more

[brisk zinc]

i don't see how i'm gonna get past that without red seal or antimatter/ectoplasm

[cedar monolith]

triboulet

ig

[brisk zinc]

yeah and what are the changes of me finding one lol

non-zero tbf

[cedar monolith]

50% either you find it or you dont

[brisk zinc]

facts

[cedar monolith]

sock would also help

[brisk zinc]

yeah

i should sell chad for sock right

if i happen to find one

or maybe dna since my deck is already good enough so that i get a flush five every round

i think

well speak of the devil

[cedar monolith]

i personally would sell dna

[brisk zinc]

bet

[slim junco]

Sell photo and dna for space

[cedar monolith]

damn thats crazy

[brisk zinc]

and copy one buskin one photo right

i suck at math

[brisk zinc]

this did 3e18

[cedar monolith]

if im not completly mistaking, since you have so much glass i think both copying sock should be best actually

[brisk zinc]

oh ur right actually

[vast raft]

Probably wrong math
2 photo = X8 X8 X8 = 8³
2 chad = X2 X2 X2 X2 X2 X2 X2 = 2⁷
1 each = X4 X4 X4 X4 X4 = 4⁵

[brisk zinc]

yea i got e19 with this

i think that's how i roll until i die

there isn't really a way to get more than that unless ecto to showman to another bs/bp/sock

[cedar monolith]

well there is an argument that dusk would be better than photo, since you would loose 3 2x, but gain 5 2x

[brisk zinc]

yeah fair point

[cedar monolith]

you would loose more glass tho, since you would have to use up all your hand to get to the last hand, with 4 hands that averages with 3/4 of a glass card you would loose, extra compared to photo

[brisk zinc]

my deck isn't 100% glass yet so i could just play the trash cards

[cedar monolith]

fair

[brisk zinc]

ah fuck i got an invis joker in shop

if only i had an extra slot

[cedar monolith]

if you have enough score id sell photo

[brisk zinc]

should i sell chad for it? i think i can survive 2 rounds without it

oh

bet

[cedar monolith]

there is an argument to be made to sell chad before you seel invis to get one of the other three tho

because sock, BP and BS are better than photo and chad rn

[brisk zinc]

i got a blueprint from the invis :D

that maybe gives me like an ante or 2 more

[cedar monolith]

what ante are you now?

[brisk zinc]

14 big blind

scoring e18 with triple copying sock

[cedar monolith]

e18 isnt enough for ante 16

[brisk zinc]

yeah ur right

and without dna i'm slowly running out of glass cards too

[cedar monolith]

if you get either dusk, chad back or another invis you could maybe squeeze out another ante

or triboulet

[brisk zinc]

i don't think i'll risk selling anything even if i do find a soul since it's 1/5 chance

[vast raft]

Unlimited Xmult but no Xmult

[brisk zinc]

well i got a hieroglyph voucher

that gives me some time to maybe find a dusk

[pale sequoia]

can you get to ante 39 without playing into face cards?

or perkeo

[dusk trout]

would you rather infinite jokers but no jimbo or infinite jimbo but no jokers

[brisk zinc]

welp ggs

[cedar monolith]

stack 1.9e310/4 negativ jimbos 🧠

[cedar monolith]

o7

[pale sequoia]

thats perkeo

[cedar monolith]

well if you find natural negativ jimbos...

[pale sequoia]

lmao

[orchid laurel]

No se leer X2

[dusk trout]

perkeobservatory is brokennnn

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062065080226820177/1412088226708979722/IMG_6161.webp

[pale sequoia]

perkeo is broken

[dusk trout]

localthunk joker (after each round, add balatro’s revenue made since the start of the round to your $)

[cedar monolith]

Balatro Discord joker (gains one chip every time a message is sent in the Balatro Discord)

[brisk zinc]

there's a joker in the cryptid mod that gives 1 xmult for every member in the cryptid discord

it's at like 33k rn

very balanced

[glad oriole]

38,542

and its 1 chip

[cedar monolith]

I feel like perkeo's only broken if you already have an alright-ish build going

[glad oriole]

the xmult joker is .1x per cryptid member

[brisk zinc]

same difference

[pale sequoia]

yea

but its easily the jankiest legendary

other than chicot

[cedar monolith]

perkeo and chicot should get a child thats only jank

[brisk zinc]

chicot is just a perma luchador except you can't sell it

[pale sequoia]

chicot is so much more

[cedar monolith]

well it can also give you infinite hands (or was it handsize?)

[pale sequoia]

chicot manacle

[brisk zinc]

oh yeah it has the funny side effects

[pale sequoia]

handsize

[brisk zinc]

also extra hands on the needle

[nova shore]

the max amount of slots is 1e308

[pale sequoia]

how tf was that found out

[brisk zinc]

math

[nova shore]

i was boring

[nova shore]

no xd

[cedar monolith]

i guess than you do showman + 1e308-2 negativ jimbos and one x2 joker

[nova shore]

what

[dusk trout]

Balala joker (1 mult for each chip earned in JokerPoker - Balala [official partner game])

[cedar monolith]

wait that makes no sense

[nova shore]

that amount of jokers isnt possible in vanilla

obviously i used mods

[cedar monolith]

ye also the score wouldnt be enough for nan anyways

had a brainfluke

[cedar monolith]

Community Joker (gain 1 chip for every ongoing Balatro run)

[opaque shard]

I am real

[frigid mist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwFtQMqktbs&ab_channel=2youneke

[rapid hill]

Good and I am not

[frigid mist]

so true

[rapid hill]

Yeah its true

[reef breach]

anyone any good mods

that actaully isnt js breaking the game

[vast raft]

You can play jokerless yet you always see him on the win screen

And the lose screen

[stray yew]

Chat am I cooking

[eternal forge]

I CAN'T WIN GOLD STAKE WITH BLUE DECK AAAAAAAAA

[rapid hill]

Uhhh yes ?

[untold tendon]

The plant is such a bummer

[eternal forge]

chat is this the run I win

[rapid hill]

Hard to say but most likely

[eternal forge]

I hope I don't lose because of a dumb blind

[untold tendon]

True

[lavish jackal]

Do i ignore oops all 6?

[eternal forge]

once I got perkeo in the first shop

[rapid hill]

I would be more focused on jokers to get the required score

[eternal forge]

I lost because no scoring jokers appeared afterward 😭

[lavish jackal]

Im playing lucky cards

[rapid hill]

Yeah

Or no no

[untold tendon]

What’s that mod??

[lavish jackal]

What

[rapid hill]

The photo have some mod he mean

[lavish jackal]

Ah

I can't tell you

[untold tendon]

Nice

communication 100

[rapid hill]

And maybe for lucky cat I would replace

[lavish jackal]

💀

[quiet maple]

Why is your photo an anime girl

[rapid hill]

Thats mod

[untold tendon]

That’s what I’m saying

[lavish jackal]

Don't ask

[quiet maple]

No shit

[untold tendon]

WHAS THAT MOD

[quiet maple]

Avenged Sevenfold is just so peak 😭

[rapid hill]

It might be strange but I would

[lavish jackal]

The idea of the combo its lucky cat + oops all 6

[rapid hill]

I only said

[rapid hill]

I know but what do you want to sell ?

[lavish jackal]

Nothing

[quiet maple]

Nothing beats M.I.A. and Cosmic

[lavish jackal]

I think I'll continue like this

I already win with this build

[rapid hill]

Yeah than skip

[lavish jackal]

Unless the plant comes out

I hope not

[rapid hill]

Have a glass cards ready if you have chance

It saved me from plant

[lavish jackal]

Yep

[eternal forge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I KNEW THIS GAME WOULD DO SOMETHING FOR ME TO LOSE

waitttt

theres a reroll tag

[lavish jackal]

xd

[eternal forge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lavish jackal]

?

[eternal forge]

i cant score that much

its over

the max i can do is 300k

[rapid hill]

GG

[eternal forge]

I hate this game 😭

[frigid mural]

Nice Chrismas

[eternal forge]

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BEAT GOLD STAKE

FOR 16 HOURS

[lavish jackal]

Chill out

[rapid hill]

Damn

[frigid mural]

Planet Cards?

[slim junco]

Lock in

[rapid hill]

What about them ?

[slim junco]

Juzo

[eternal forge]

YESSSSSSS

OMG I LOVE BALATRO

[frigid mural]

???

[frigid mural]

BROOOO

WHAT

:D

NICEERR

[lavish jackal]

Nice

[eternal forge]

should I take wee or only diamond

[rapid hill]

You asked "planet cards?" And I asked what you mean by the planet cards ?

[eternal forge]

wee is rental + eternal

[frigid mural]

?? I no speaking english xdd

Yo lo intento

Siendo sincero

[rapid hill]

Its okay :)

[frigid mural]

Simplificado or Transated

2 options

[lavish jackal]

Que quieres decir con cartas de planeta

Eso dijo

[frigid mural]

Aaa

Gracias bro

[lavish jackal]

[slim junco]

Plant in ante 3

[eternal forge]

😭 I hope not

[slim junco]

What’s the earliest plant can spawn

[eternal forge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I QUIT

[rapid hill]

Chill man you can quite tell by suits

Or just find a normal mult joker

[lavish jackal]

You can play the cards, see what they are, leave the game and come back in so you know what they are and it's as if you've never played them

[eternal forge]

this game is trolling me

😭

[eternal forge]

true

[rapid hill]

Quit

[rapid hill]

I did the same but it doesnt worked for me :(

[lavish jackal]

It works for me

[slim junco]

I wish I could play balala

[rapid hill]

Only after hours of not playing it works

[lavish jackal]

I play all days

[eternal forge]

I think this is the run

[rapid hill]

Yeah

[rapid hill]

I play too but I mean If I play in the morning and boot up the game after school it do the trick

[slim junco]

I can’t play balala

[rapid hill]

Why :(?

[lavish jackal]

There is a problem with your game then

Idk

[slim junco]

Forced against my will to not

[rapid hill]

Hmmm thats strange because on ps4 it do the same

[eternal forge]

THIS GAME IS TROLLING ME BRO

😭

IT'S GIVING ME HOPE

I PLAYED EVERY HAND LOOKING FOR A DIAMOND FLUSH

USED EVERY DISCARD

I'mma crashout

[lavish jackal]

Try tomorrow

There are days when I'm lucky and days when I'm not

Days when I spend all day trying to gold stake and the next day I get a god run

[slim junco]

Anaglyph is just a luck booster I’m gonna be real

For some reason I breezed to gold stake with it

[rapid hill]

Thats why I cant play the game for hours straight its not even fun then, im lucky that with this mentality I cant get addicted to the game

[slim junco]

Half of the time I don’t even get the negative tag

[eternal forge]

I'm addicted bro

I can't stop playing

like literally

[lavish jackal]

Are you playing with a video or smth?

[eternal forge]

I slept 2 hours late the day before because I was playing balatro

[lavish jackal]

Or playing focused?

[slim junco]

This guy is the Balatro

[eternal forge]

playing focused

PLEASE HELP ME

[lavish jackal]

That's boring

[eternal forge]

I ACTUALLY CANT STOP PLAYING

[lavish jackal]

Put some background

[glossy linden]

I know I've won in life when I discover my boyfriend playing balatro

[slim junco]

I know I’ve won in life when I quit Balatro

[glossy linden]

XDDDDDD

[rapid hill]

But its true

[lavish jackal]

🤫

[eternal forge]

Balatro should be banned from steam

this is too addicting

[lavish jackal]

It's not gambling

🤫

[eternal forge]

Balatro is a drug

[lavish jackal]

I have control

[slim junco]

Real ones go to the casino

[rapid hill]

Poker and roulette

[eternal forge]

Thats what every addicted says

coincidence?

No

[rapid hill]

Texas hold em?

Yee everything all in

[lavish jackal]

I really want to play poker irl

[eternal forge]

Can we make so you get kicked out of balatro after playing for 6 hours in a row

OMG

I DID IT

I closed balatro

this is a big step

I feel bad though

I feel like I should open it again

[rapid hill]

If I only had money xd but I still have my other kidney. Surely I win

[slim junco]

I do that sometimes

[eternal forge]

I'll never play poker

[flint stump]

joker poker

[eternal forge]

If I'm addicted to a poker game what would be If I played poker with actual gambling

[reef breach]

same

[lavish jackal]

All diamond cards are debuffed 🥀

[reef breach]

-1000 dollas

[lavish jackal]

5 jacks of glass

Of diamonds

[flint stump]

rip

should have kept shico chicot

[lavish jackal]

With dna and sock and buskin

Fucking game

[slim junco]

I Chicot

[lavish jackal]

Ante 3

[flint stump]

rip brother

[flint stump]

i shld play a game of balatro just about now

[slim junco]

I should buy Balatro for my phone

[frigid mist]

https://www.twitch.tv/2youneke\

so peak

[slim junco]

Fuck you

[crystal nymph]

who says you need jokers that give you score lmao

[glad oriole]

nobody

its just highly recommended

jokerless exists :3c

[eternal forge]

We need a deckless run

[crystal nymph]

This is as fun as it is funny lol. I love balala.

[eternal forge]

Peak balatro gameplay

[woeful condor]

balatroless run

[pine void]

Bro I'm gonna pull a banana out mid game to get extra mult to help me win

[crystal nymph]

Just don't pull it out in public.

[woeful condor]

dealer boutta counter that with a picture of a sunset

[lavish jackal]

Lifeless run

[vale notch]

we up playing Balala JokerPoker for real!!

[solemn elm]

i mean, gambling isnt inherently problematic as long as you set yourself a budget and a cut-off point, you stop when you stop having fun, etc

[solemn elm]

it can be a hobby the same as any

low stakes poker is very fun for a lot of friend groups, ive tried it and it adds a bit of competitiveness to stuff without being dangerous

[slim junco]

When the fun stops

Also I’m gonna need your pfp

[crystal nymph]

Get it twisted. You will win.

[glad oriole]

the problem with gambling is it can be easily addictive

and a damaging addiction for sure

[violet thistle]

Chat how do I beat blue steak on checkered deck

[crystal nymph]

Cheat.

Paint brush. Idk I hate blue stake lol.

[glad oriole]

win

[crystal nymph]

Ahhhh that also works hahaha.

Winning is the best way to win for sure.

[slim junco]

Score flushes

[lavish jackal]

Play

[slim junco]

Simply lock in

Be sigma

[glad oriole]

its how i do it

[violet thistle]

Useful advice thanks chat 🔥 ‼️

[lavish jackal]

Blue stake is not that difficult

[glad oriole]

im such a helpful boy

[slim junco]

Now purple

I hate purple

[upper elm]

technically u have 6

[fading grove]

could anyone help me with some modded issues I'm having?

[crystal nymph]

fair.

[slim junco]

Depends

[vale notch]

flush like you're trying to avoid cholera

[slim junco]

Probably best to ask #⚙・modding-general

[fading grove]

I didn't kniow there was one, thank you!

[primal torrent]

EDGERUNNERSSS

i reccomended my mom edgerunners

[uneven estuary]

@lofty bloom I KNOW YOU

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 👨‍🦯

[rapid hill]

Finally he came back

[strange meadow]

double uncommon gave me a burglar and a loyalty card

kinda peak actually

oh my god im gonna lose to the flint

run's cooked...

[slim junco]

Hate the flint

[crystal nymph]

All my homies hate the flint.

[rapid hill]

Not again....

This was literally the run before this

[slate plaza]

i’m in emt school and i’m picking new songs that are CPR viable

bpm wise

invisible by duran duran is viable

[rapid hill]

Goodnight everyone im hella tired

[strange meadow]

big boss...

[slate plaza]

YEAH.

[strange meadow]

that would be the coolest cpr session ever tbh

like granted i dont imagine aura is something youre concerned about when you're gtting chest-pumped but

[primal knot]

i won with this hand on like my 4-5th game, is it goated?

[visual saddle]

If it had photograph it would be goated

[primal knot]

should i replace scary face for photograph on the future?

[stark hornet]

chat should I

[narrow garnet]

Yes yes YES

[eternal forge]

only If you find it

Keep scary face till you find photograph

[noble nebula]

I played the game but I realized that game is a card game

[limber osprey]

uhh did you spawn here by accident…

[noble nebula]

I don’t know

[limber osprey]

well i’m same🗿

[noble nebula]

Bruh

Did you play the game ?

[limber osprey]

No i didn’t play the game but i played balatro

🌚

[drifting belfry]

wow i played balatro too

[limber osprey]

well that’s good

[narrow garnet]

How to get baltauro

[limber osprey]

done for this seed

[noble nebula]

Go to the store and download it

[limber osprey]

look idk what’s baltauro but ik balatro

[narrow garnet]

Batiti

[noble nebula]

Uhhh meow ?

[limber osprey]

yes look go to sittings>general>delet data> then u get free batiti

[thick flame]

anyone want this seed?

[narrow garnet]

Ok snas im trusting you

[limber osprey]

Damnnn

[noble nebula]

You’re kidding right?

[limber osprey]

alr any time

[narrow garnet]

Ooooo yaaaaaa mmm thats looking good

[noble nebula]

Can I have some ?

[thick flame]

got em on etsy

crazy find

go on etsy and search “balatro jokers” there is some awesome merchandise

[narrow garnet]

I just got some from the special edition

[primal knot]

aint this familiar...?

[noble nebula]

Yep banana

[limber osprey]

Damn this is crazy

[noble nebula]

lol

[thick flame]

huh

[primal knot]

i just did a very similar run

abstrack > gros michel

[limber osprey]

still one photographer

[noble nebula]

Tbh I don’t play the game sorry

[thick flame]

whats yall collection percent?

[noble nebula]

911

[limber osprey]

wait let me show ya

[limber osprey]

Get out

[limber osprey]

Idk

[noble nebula]

Bruh

[primal knot]

scary face + ballot doing gods work

[slim junco]

Tremendous waste of polychrome 🔥

[stark hornet]

NOO

[lean warren]

Omg omg omg

The game dev is here

Localthunk your game is all I play

[potent moss]

Anyone know the biggest square joker to have been gotten is

[thick flame]

8000 flushes played

[primal knot]

what do i sell for smiley

[potent moss]

Mystic summit

[crystal nymph]

summit

[lean warren]

Your an actual terrorist

[primal knot]

shouldnt i sell gros michel in that case?

like mystic summit wont leave me when i need it

[crystal nymph]

Smiley plus chad is more value.

[primal knot]

and im gonna replace ieither with abstract either way

[crystal nymph]

Plus when banana breaks you can find cavendish later.

[thick flame]

you are in worse position when you use summit effectively

[hasty cosmos]

Guys can someone explain balatro to me like there are somethings I can't understand

[crystal nymph]

You win by playing the game.

[hasty cosmos]

What is the red thing next to the blue

[crystal nymph]

Play poker hands. beat score. rinse repeat.

[hasty cosmos]

And why do I need to buy joker cards

[hasty cosmos]

I never played poker in my life

[crystal nymph]

red is mult and used for you score. Played hands give base score and jokers give effects.

Modify and buff your deck and stratand jokers etc etc between rounds in the shops.

[hasty cosmos]

They like boost my score right?

[crystal nymph]

Some do yup

[hasty cosmos]

Ohhhhh

[crystal nymph]

They trigger when you play your hand.

Or based on whatever condition is met.

[thick flame]

watch a tutorial

[crystal nymph]

Some are for score some do other fun stuff.

[primal knot]

i ended up selling gros since ikm doing face and most times i need to discard a lot either way, also i can just discard trash if i have a hand ready

[crystal nymph]

lol or watch dr spectred youtube channel.

[hasty cosmos]

I freaking love you twin

Thanks

[hasty cosmos]

Okay

[crystal nymph]

I am not giving an in depth nor am I qulified just shitting out basics before I go fix my car.

[hasty cosmos]

Oh

What is wrong with your car

[crystal nymph]

No that was meant to be a reply to @thick flame

Need to replace the cable to my battery terminal.

Easy just waiting on the rain to stop.

[thick flame]

i like flushes 🙂

[crystal nymph]

Flushes are fun.

[primal knot]

we getting to it boys

[crystal nymph]

@hasty cosmos https://youtu.be/u5zjR-4vylg?si=-t3D1P5jgBr85AEh

[thick flame]

michel nooooooooooo

[crystal nymph]

There it is.

Rip banana haha

[thick flame]

the art of flush

[hasty cosmos]

Thank you 🙏🏽

[crystal nymph]

Flush gets unnecessary hate.

[crystal nymph]

Best channel for learning. The doc is the goat.

[versed cipher]

I'm back from the dead

What have I missed the last 62 days

[stark hornet]

the duality..

[orchid raft]

Umm excuse me

[primal knot]

noooooooooooo

yall can use the seed im prob gonna go play something else

been like 4 hours at it

[acoustic nexus]

Do i take showman and what do i remove?

[vestal remnant]

I think you’re good

[acoustic nexus]

So no showman?

[vestal remnant]

You don’t really need showman when you got two copy jokers already me thinks

[acoustic nexus]

Hmm true but also copy jokers are better than dna

But im really poor for this ante

[quasi cedar]

Y'all what's class of 09?

[untold tendon]

If you have hack and Fibonacci do you end up playing 5s

[maiden fjord]

5's 3's and 2's

[pale fox]

Is there a calculator to see if you have nan inf

[crystal nymph]

https://efhiii.github.io/balatro-calculator

I think this works?

[mint silo]

Yeah I like photochad, how can you tell😭

[royal vault]

we are getting these tarots

[mint silo]

8 ball will not hit a single time

[royal vault]

it hit 4 times already

the fibonacci will pair nicely

time to upgrade my high cards and pairs

[mint silo]

What the helly is that

Is that cryptid

[royal vault]

yeah

[near heart]

Showman paid off after 4 antes 🙏

[royal vault]

Echo card

@mint silo

dude

dude

dude

dude

dude

dude

bro

ur gonna be mad

[crystal nymph]

What in the

[hot vortex]

How tf is a legend there

thats what im more worried about

[mint silo]

Uh

[crystal nymph]

Legends can show up without omen globe yeah?

[mint silo]

I had a challenge run right

And it was eternal dagger

[hot vortex]

Oh challenge runs

[mint silo]

And I got a trib ante 1

And then 3 invisible jokers showed up

And ankh

[hot vortex]

304...

did you copy ankh?

[mint silo]

What if soul was 50/50

[royal vault]

guys

Im making a 8 ball deck

[mint silo]

😭

[royal vault]

its working rlly fucking well

[mint silo]

Just get dice :3

[royal vault]

u so right

I just lost because of dyslexia

bro

LMAO

[near heart]

What a build

[royal vault]

I kinda wanna do that again tho it was rlly fun

ima play god of war now

[royal vault]

bro my most played joker is triboulet Lmao

I had like 700+ with it

[fossil bronze]

I’m kinda new to all this shenanigans (i have never even beaten ghost deck on white stake) but if i’m playing red stake and above, i should probably be taking the money-related skip tags on Small Blinds right?
Or the free Booster Pack + Cards voucher?

[slender knoll]

id say take the money skip tags

but take it with a grain of salt

never beaten any deck on white stake

new boss blind concept

The Flame

destroys everything. fuck you.

[unborn cave]

any advice for the nebula deck?

[lyric vine]

tf does it want me to copy 😭

[crystal nymph]

BS copies BP copies Smiley until something else comes around?

[unborn cave]

I've already gotten 3 souls in the orange pit and I still haven't won (chicot 2 times and jorick 1 time)

[eternal forge]

I opened balatro again

I thought it would be merciful on me this time

[reef breach]

dude wat

[crystal nymph]

ship it

[reef breach]

dude

[restive swallow]

bro about to play the

[reef breach]

my favorite play

[restive swallow]

it's a masterful play

jimbo never sees coming

[reef breach]

🙏

[slim junco]

Credit card in buffoon

[reef breach]

ts too difficult

[mint silo]

Quit being so… Fragile :3

[lean warren]

Everyone sign this please and thank you 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[reef breach]

done

[eternal forge]

W petition

[reef breach]

am so cooked

GAME CRASED LOL

[mint silo]

[verbal shale]

how to win without photochad 💔💔💔

[unique karma]

I got gold stake with greedy joker before blueprint

[reef breach]

[reef breach]

exploits

[verbal shale]

understandable

[reef breach]

wide selection

[mint silo]

Reroll

[unique karma]

the fact the blueprint showed up makes this even more funny

[mint silo]

Somehow when I was about to win a gold stake run

I opened 2 spectral packs and got chicto, I ecto-ed and then pulled a trib

[eternal forge]

legendary run 😭

[unique karma]

you had chicot and trib

no boss blinds could afect you now

[tribal hare]

Does anyone speak Spanish?

[mint silo]

It was on ante 8 right before the boss😭

I was already gonna win

[tribal hare]

Can anyone help me? In the golden pit

[hot vortex]

The odds of getting two Faceless Jokers in the same shop (assuming duplicates are allowed and equal probability) is approximately
0.00444% or 1 in 22,500.

[reef breach]

ts freaky

[lean warren]

Fire mods

[honest matrix]

hey, i have a question, how would i go about getting the android version of the game? i have a samsung galaxy s25 ultra but it says its not compatible and i dont know if its my android version is too new or whatnot. i checked online and some guy on reddit said it might be to do with age verification as this is gambling but i checked my age verification and its all verified just fine so that cant be it. any help would be great

now its more than likely the case that im just concerningly stupid and missed something but im not sure if i have

[proven sphinx]

should i sell something?

[honest canopy]

nope

[halcyon flame]

if you think about it the odds of getting 2 of the same joker in the shop is 1/150, so its not that rare

also your calculations didnt include the fact that common jokers show up more often, so its actually more common than what you claim

[nova shore]

wdym pit

[vast forum]

guys help how do I beat the crimson heart?

[tribal hare]

?

[nova shore]

what do you mean by "pit"

[tribal hare]

difficulty

[nova shore]

oh its Stake

well just play plasma or checkred

[tribal hare]

Of course the problem is that I use a translator and well

[tribal hare]

okay

[nova shore]

nah dont worry

[tribal hare]

thanks

[honest matrix]

so im assuming theres nothing that can be done

[nova shore]

what android version do you have?

13?

[honest matrix]

yeah the newest one

[nova shore]

yea idk XD

it says 6.0 min

[honest matrix]

wait no hang on

im not on 13

the newest one is 16

oneui 8

[nova shore]

im in 12 right now

[median birch]

C++

IS COMPLETED

[unreal aurora]

Lol. Lmao

[oblique urchin]

Obelisk is a good joker

The op is buggin

[crystal nymph]

Obelisk is one of the jokers of all time.

[oblique urchin]

BIG W’s

[vivid island]

that OP be like

[median birch]

Besides Naneinf what do yall do after C++?

[slender knoll]

half joker

+2 mult

[crystal nymph]

Have fun lmao.

[slender knoll]

not the ingame one

[upper elm]

start c++ing mods now

[median birch]

I have no pc/laptop

[upper elm]

become a backseater

preferably in roffle streams

[unreal aurora]

I love obelisk but I rarely am in a place where I can use it effectively lol

[crystal nymph]

Challenges?

[oblique urchin]

Ngl all I’m doing is C++ speedrun,

[oblique urchin]

Yea I agree, but when it’s the only option you have, sometimes you just gotta lock in and make it work

[unreal aurora]

I have no interest in C++ but I'm getting gold stake on the new multiplayer decks rn

That's Balatro baby

[median birch]

Yeah thats a good idea i’d love a snarky comeback

[crystal nymph]

I have interest in C++ but the patience and will power? Debatable.

[oblique urchin]

It took me seven months to C++ my first profile

[crystal nymph]

It is an insane task.

[oblique urchin]

But it was worth it!!

[median birch]

Same!

[crystal nymph]

But seems very accomplishing.

[oblique urchin]

My last joker to gold stake win was shortcut I believe

[crystal nymph]

I have 830+ hours in the game now and about 450 were unseeded naneinf chasing.

Now I am like what do all of these other jokers do again? lololol.

[oblique urchin]

I actually haven’t naneinf yet

[slender knoll]

do the runs have to be unseeded for c++

[oblique urchin]

Haven’t had an interest

[crystal nymph]

I think as long as you have the stickers you are good but that is a fair question.

But wait doesn't steam give you the achievement as well?

[crystal nymph]

Kind of wish I didn't spend so much time tbh. It felt good to finally get it but also kind of empty after with nothing but a screenshot to show for it lol.

Playing the hand and watching the screen explode followed by the music stopping was a bit of an experience though.

[vestal knot]

they're called common jokers for a reason despite there being more uncommon jokers

[oblique urchin]

I feel that

Tbh I thought the update was gonna come quicker so I tried to speedrun C++, but now I’m just waiting and waiting

[crystal nymph]

I am trying to catch up before they fix blue stake lol.

[slate plaza]

hi friends

[pale fox]

whats yalls highest score?

i wonder what i get lol

[unreal aurora]

For some reason my highest hand in my stats is only 100mil even though I've scored like e31 before lol

[pale fox]

so far my mult is at e203

and a little less than halfwaty

halfway*

just hit e400 mult

oh boy $10

making the big bucks now

ive played the game through balatro university lol

ive watched almost all his vids lol i prob have 200 hours of pt just from those

[scenic pond]

Happened with me and roffle

Its funny growing much faster around friends who've had the game longer than you, but youre better than them

It is what it is

I dont got balatro on my phone. So i dont have access to it 24/7

[hoary kernel]

i mean
if you insist

[acoustic geode]

The plant

[broken holly]

Just unlocked my last joker. Now I just need to discover a few more until I 100% my collection.

[hoary kernel]

i hit the plant and survived

by delaying the photo

until after it

hello again invisible

[lone vault]

so i may have gotten 2 invis jokers

i just got fortnite teller

[hoary kernel]

same

[lone vault]

just got yorick lol

cerulean bell when i catch you

i couldn’t get club

[zenith wadi]

[fervent ridge]

I think the game is telling me something,

[slender knoll]

The Slot Taker

x1 mult

[quiet maple]

Uhh the joker is for straights
And isn't that planet card for flushes

[agile pawn]

abstract card synergy!!!!!

[unreal aurora]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/17182530625267185270/19EB975C626C971B4F6AE1F4ADB5151F5A66B61C/

A deckful of magic 9s carried me through the early antes. And in the end, I didn't even need their help anymore 🫡 🥲

Btw I just now found a (debuffed) Cloud 9 lol

[brazen elk]

oh my fucking god.

what a wild swing of emotions i felt when i saw this lol

[slender knoll]

why is baron free

[smoky ledge]

thats so free\

[brazen elk]

free rare joker tag

yes ik ik clown on me for early skip tags i deserve it

but yeah obv take brainstorm but its so sad seeing those 2 next to each other on abandoned deck, ESPECIALLY this early in the run lolol

[smoky ledge]

i usually skip if the tags are actually good

[smoky ledge]

OHHH I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE OMG

duddeeee

[unreal aurora]

I mean

You could still take the baron and see if you can add a bunch of kings

[brazen elk]

i like investment tag a lot and the "things in ur next shop are free" is nice too if ur early in the run, can give a ton of free value + you can buy a voucher from that sometimes

[brazen elk]

yeah its early enough that maybe its a good idea but i dont think its really worth trying to fix my deck around it tbh

[unreal aurora]

And then it's the only xmult you find

[brazen elk]

this was another absolutely wild ss, the yorick was actually polychrome from the soul which was crazy, insane run

i thought i was recording the run but it turned out i pressed "start virtual camera" on OBS instead of start recording, so i lost basically all of it except for that one screenshot lol

[vestal remnant]

I had that happen to me with Chicot

[agile pawn]

chigoat

[slender knoll]

what are yalls favorite boss blind color

[slim junco]

challenge runs are funny

[flint copper]

What flag is this

[vivid island]

boss pride

[gusty basin]

hiii

[manic helm]

best challenge luck

[fervent ridge]

I've started to notice that the game gives me a lot more Violet Vessels when I attempt to beat Purple Stake or higher.

[tender locust]

When I first did this challenge I thought that you'd automatically lose if your chips were higher than your money 😭

[manic helm]

Chips cannot exceed the current $ or you DIE

[inner tiger]

Hey

[manic helm]

Rough Gem looks really pretty on polychrome edition

[flint copper]

Gay Gem: Steven Universe

[manic helm]

Gay Brainstorm as well it seems

[flint copper]

Gaynstorm

[manic helm]

some gay soul in there too l0l

closeted Chicot

[lyric vine]

my friend just played balatro and his like 2nd standard pack had a red seal polychrome lucky king

😭

[slim junco]

Not a lucky card

[halcyon zenith]

what the heeeeellllllll

[honest canopy]

Rotten Banana wtf. Sell it asap

[rich berry]

thank you localthunk very cool

[rapid bone]

e g g

[acoustic geode]

4th run, 4th showman

[halcyon zenith]

you're right

[noble wind]

Truly hilarious happenings

[frozen turret]

Mega fail

[static adder]

An @ everyone ping just happened in game discussion

[modern knoll]

game discussion is going insane

[noble wind]

I saw green username

[sinful cobalt]

It’s over

[warm aurora]

Yeah someone ban the janny who did that

thanks

[shrewd crow]

Heya?
Anyone looking for a commission artist?

[rich wyvern]

think that channel might need to be locked temporarily 😅

[wintry flint]

It’s so over

[valid merlin]

Someone @'d everyone again 😔

[balmy rune]

Oh god it’s too chaotic help

[sick barn]

I thought balatro update

[rugged hound]

and that my friends is how you lose mod

[shut ridge]

Good lord what is happening in there

[autumn fable]

they fucking did it again in #🕹・game-discussion

[fresh zenith]

what is a jester to do but play tricks?

[craggy wyvern]

And this is why non-employee mods is a terrible idea

[pliant python]

love it when someone uses everyone on a high member server

[noble wind]

I think it may have been @novel fjord, you okay girl?

[wraith vigil]

it was a mod

[daring storm]

Later everyone.

[deep cypress]

the hope...

[fresh mantle]

oml

[floral crypt]

someone summoned whole server to game discussion

[mortal grotto]

162k members 😀
@everyone 💀

[static adder]

<@&1133519078540185692> lock the channel please 😭
alright slowmodes good too thanks

[warm aurora]

@novel fjord you are a great person who is loved

[grim flicker]

slowmode isnt working. Oh No.

[ebon sapphire]

@mortal grotto @mortal grotto @mortal grotto

[thorn merlin]

Yo who at everyone in server

[vivid halo]

yeah suppress here and everyone, everyone

[cyan solstice]

I would

[fallen blade]

Did we just get raided?

[cyan solstice]

love to

[hasty phoenix]

1 hour slowmode on

[storm fossil]

whoever did that is getting fired immediately

[serene panther]

Hello

[cyan solstice]

but we have no such power

[sinful cobalt]

Seems like juice was seeing if they had the ability to use @/everyone and this was the result

[forest shore]

Bruh wtf is going on

[cyan solstice]

Why the FUCK did you invoke an everyone ping

[jolly talon]

FFS WHAT'S HAPPENING

[scenic vapor]

discord even has a confirmation UI now when youre over like, 100 users lol.

[old sinew]

Oh hey egg I saw you last time from that other everyone ping

[cyan solstice]

SERIOUSLT

THE FUCK

At least for my ping I had a reason

this is not something you do "for fun" and "to try out"

[open dawn]

is balatro 2 coming out soon

[fathom igloo]

I love Himeno from chainsaw man, this my only remark

[solemn sierra]

An everyone ping in a 140k member server was not on my bingo list
*160k

[ivory steeple]

Are all mods around here so clueless

[cyan solstice]

Mine neither

[obtuse tundra]

Why tf can u @ everyone 😭

[cyan solstice]

seriously

[rapid bone]

mod accidentally did @everyone

[arctic parrot]

i thought this was the multiplayer server no way this is official

[lusty aurora]

Juice really just summoned the whole Discord with one ping

[feral lark]

what happened

[formal vale]

The game chat is legit just people saying 1-3 word quips ;-;

[cyan solstice]

Another mod pinged everyone

[sly otter]

glup

[shy magnet]

It sure wasn't accidental

[agile ferry]

new balatro DLC real confirmed

[median axle]

I love 1hr slowmode it's goontastic

[cyan solstice]

but this time for no valid reason

[ember root]

Oh boo hoo at everyone joke, so funny guys

[fallow sentinel]

Double everyone ping (here and #🕹・game-discussion)

[cold raven]

😭 🙏 why tf would they try to test that. like what was the thought process

[west widget]

Crazy thing to pop into the server to see 💀

[royal nova]

160k people pinged

[sullen drift]

I’ve never seen a discord chat move that fast :sweat

[whole lantern]

Let them be

[tall robin]

Should have waited for tomorrow so everyone would be busy playing silksong

[ornate scaffold]

OH GOD I CANT SEND MESSAGES???

[loud briar]

This is like when egg did that a few months ago

[sage marsh]

who let vro be mod 💀

[cyan solstice]

Yes, it is

[glad oriole]

most likely they didnt realize the scale of the amount of people they pinged

[cyan solstice]

Except I had a reason

[scarlet haven]

1️⃣

[cyan solstice]

this time was literally just

[hasty phoenix]

rip us

[cyan solstice]

"hey I think I can do it"

[thin adder]

Man how the fuck is this server licensed by LocalThunk

[cyan solstice]

"let me try"

[inner gazelle]

Uhhhh

[ripe dirge]

[tardy bone]

o7 to that mod

[delicate cargo]

тьотя хоче дядю

[dawn robin]

@dawn robin

[cyan solstice]

There is zero reason for this ping and on behalf of Playstack and the moderation team, we apologise

[warm dome]

bro this is so bad

[remote ravine]

a second everyone ping has hit the tower

[cyan solstice]

lockdown measures are on for now

[slim junco]

Oh here too?

[undone talon]

What he sigma

[surreal monolith]

1 hour cool down 😭 😭

[celest dome]

so who's idea was it to let the mod randomly ping everyone in #🕹・game-discussion for no reason

[subtle lynx]

[dense sundial]

I know you.

[buoyant bobcat]

Y'all should prolly take away pic perms for a few hours

[orchid fog]

what was the point of that 1 hour slowmode

[harsh otter]

id like to note to ping that many people discord will go "are you sure you want to do this"

bruhhh

[cyan solstice]

¯_(ツ)_/¯