#🎙・server-chat
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Need a good blueprint target lol
Yeah
He is a bit of a begginer so ig i need to teach him he was using a good seed he found in the seeds channel
Please layer 8 iktrakill
ye :3
Same, most of my friends are boys
I love helping my new friends play opposed to actually playing now xD
i only speak english :/
Puta madre
Hablas español?
Si
Sorry my spanish is rusty
Balartro
what rhat mean
Its a grosery
Its not nice
¿Hablas español latinoamericano? ¿O España español?
*swear word
i figured that much
Bien
Portunhol Brazil
Un poco
Yo de chile
Que
@last ledge sale fulbito
what
Español
Miguelito le gusta team fotress 2
Si
Not ser ercin spanish
huh
I can speak English too dw
Good
Pyro
God
Pyro
Medic
wow impressive
Ja?
A la vrg
I also speak russian…
Suka blyat
Transmitiendo la palabra de ultra kill
¿Juegues a Ultrakill?
Bien
@rotund sedge si arto en celular
Pq estamos hablando en un server de ingles xD
No ay en español
🙁
Si we
Is speaking non English muteable?
Idk i hope not
In a perfect world..
G@night creek gracias no entendí está vez
Jk guys don't get mad hehe
Woah
@narrow garnet Silent fan from rayman
…
I think i know what you mean
Rayman gosling
Omg are you smoke from r6
@narrow garnet Rayman good
Tengo que irme ahora, adiós
Viva la raza
yo que
español po
@night creek a
No sorry, Eddie Guerrero taught me that on, RIP i know its like "long live our race" or something
@night creek ultra kill está en la sopa we
Idk what this means, yall have fun tho!
Im on a road trip ive been in this car for a thousand years cut me some slack
agreed
that is the highest score ive ever gotten
ancient joker goated
copying ancient with the blueprint will probably get u a higher score
:3
I just became good at this game
@glad oriole hi
The game let you have fun,, dont get used to it
Seems average tbh
ive only had it for a few days so
oh wait that's sarcasm isnt it
The sarcasm is real ‼️
Anyways nice tbh
Hard to tell tbh w all the friends we can find on the internet
well with that hand specifically copying selzter or ancient did the same thing
i think
i did a dumb
how so
Bro did a dumb
copying john seltzer gets you 3 hits of 1.5x per card
no nvm im still confused
How
wait what
because each card scores twice, and there’s 2 ancients.
you must remember cards have a base trigger
I hate this game
so i could have gotten MORE than six million??
holy moly
i am SCREWED once the selzter self destructs
i dont wanna lose the run but i probs will
Skip...
u can skip blinds to stop it from exploding all over the place
99% of balatro players game over after beating ante 10
not me! (i dont play antes past 8)
oh yeahhh
Real
COWARD
why no
i dont find it fun
If my run ain't endless I dont want it!!
So you never E ?
i have
Damn thats crazy af
99% of balatro players gave up on their run before hitting the Es
Ahh E the magic number ✨️ 😍
e my beloved
Imma get a lil Macdonald s
Bro's wallet:

Mine was e25
roughly 8e76
BOY WHAT DA HELLLLLL
resisting the urge to make an estrogen joke
its not that i havent played endless i just dont do it often
What about the love drug
ive never done estrogen either :(
me neither :(
i would if it didnt give breasts
did someone say crystal m- gets shot
I thought estrogen and ecstasy was the same
what
lol?
estrogen is a hormone that your body produces
Yes, lol 🙂
its like girl testosterone
Guys sorry im sorry I should've clarified , im just a lil jokester
Bros a Lil
fr
a
if you will
Welp time to 
HAHAHAA
Dammit I got a 
BRO I HATE WHEEL
i cant resist its pull
but it always says nope
Very good very nice
Wheel of hope moment
obliterate
Wheel of fortune must be a crazy wake up call for kids who never heard no growing up
Exodia??
True
risk of rain 2 obelisk??
no its grian from hermitcraft reference
i need to play ror2 again
Grian:
Every Build joker gives X0.5 mult
(Currently X1 mult)
Me when i mixup
imo there should be mumbo too and if you have mumbo and grian card they would need some kind of special ability where if you have both of them their ability doubles
I should add that to my balatro mod fr
RISK OF RAIN2 mentioned then I remember they hate console players (me)
they do??
They had a game breaking bug for like 8 months
If you pick up rocket it will eventually crash your game
gonna go continue that run i posted byeee
real quick i havent seen anything related to this game in a really long while, is the update out yet,m
shucks
no
Bro really came then left fr
That update is gonna be like crack
Maybe even worse than crack
Water 😱
Or better
water is so addictive bruh i feel like i cant live without it
Real
Chat W or L purchase?
(Don't mind the enderman)
Around $16 + tax and shipping
So total around $22
i want to thank local thunk for giving me a negative hit the road on my anaglyph deck gold stake
i thank god it was before i started grinding gold stakes
Nice I got the special edition on disc, mine came with jimbo, throwback, ice cream, abstract and hack
I guess canio is ok
kinda good yeah i guess
Needs buff
fr
they should make it grow by x100 every face card destroyed
Honestly yeha also buff it to a Less rare joker took me liek 3 hours to find a good seed for this run
I’m unstoppable
Now I see why it has a rarity of rare now...
Hey guys I was wondering if yall could teach me how to run the multiplayer mod. I'm new to modded balatro and would like to play multi player with anyone who is willing
You need to switch ur Lusty joker and Bloodstone to maximize scoring
It’ll apply the +3 before the x1.5
Drag lusty behind bloodstone
NP
Should I do it?
how much do you need to pass the small blind?
300
have you been averaging more than 450?
In 2 hands bc card sharp
yea id take it
i need more discards
but i love my yellow deck
i had these jokers and a deck that was almost completely diamonds with an absurd number of stone cards and i had my flush leveled up really high and it was going so well until it wasnt
Discards are coool
I might the the 1st balatro player to absolutely despise the head
Bloodstone carried till ante 7 🥀 💔
best way to get to gold stake?
Find a early scaling flat mult joker(ride the bus, green joker, supernova, etc) , find a decent chips joker then get xmult
I mean you can make any work
Checkered is probably easier as you get an easy early game with the flushes
i have altered my pfp to fuel the addiction
Back again at balala
We all pivoting to stencil right?
yeah.
Has anyone seen the Zoolander movie and is familiar with what an edit is
I have a vision and I need it to be seen by others before I waste hours working on this edit
Yes i love zoolander so funny
I know this audio is kinda long it uses two different songs in it so it'll be a longer edit but please tell me you can see the vision here
Oh yeah ok
Which will take a few hours
Keep it up its good
Do i take the showman? If so who do i sell?
highcard naneinf run?
or just highcard
idk, sell one you think isn’t giving value
sell dna
just got a pack with 4 stone cards
blueprint and seltzer set up such an amazing combo
but then when the seltzer self destructs im screwed
Nop bro
Killable stats
what should i sell for blueprint
if you dont need canio to score thatd prob be what should go
what in the saturation
?
the screen is so low saturated
fianlly got stuntman
drunkard
Finally got completionist (with no pluses tho 😔)
click on the image
yay for me
orange stake'd
i really dont enjoy the green deck
of the ones ive gone thru thus far green deck has to be my least favorite
the lack of interest really kills it for me for some reason
yeah it's a tough one
The run is as good as free
Imma just send it
Didn't screenshot it but I had just BARELY enough to make it
Hello chat
fat w
yw 🤑 🤑
what's good my tros
Rip
thats awfully poetic
Yea i used to rwlly like green deck then the game got hard lmao
What the HEEEEELLLLL
What
You have a few spectrals
Just finished a long night balaing my tro
Just a bit yeah
nice
Just got my buddy into the game finally
Unlocks and discovers blueprint within 5 seconds lmao
I’m not even in endless mode yet 💔
Thats awesome
it's cuz I'm cool, sorry
Photograph and Hanging Chad 🤑🤑🤑
Well, thats obvious
Ive never tried that before 
I can send u the seed I used
Im trolling you I've used photochad many a times 😆
Skip the first 2 blinds 2Q88DNBF
Its time
I had a double trib run
from what i understand this happens if you exit to main menu while mid opening a pack generated off a double tag
like if you wanted to savescum a wheel of fortune or something
no i had only 4 cards in my hand
destroyed them for 20 bucks
and uh
uh.
my greed led to my downfall
Matador!!! Jk
Does it have to directly give money? If not certificate/chad, if so then rebate
I do like matador the most of its early
Ride the rocket can be good, also 
HOW DO YOU GET GIF PERMS WAHTT EH HELLALYLYLY
what jokers are the best for flush run
ancient is on top
but it does mean you have to keep an even balance of suits
sumt else thats decently strong is playing into either arrowhead or onyx agate, both very solid jokers for their specific suits
ancient joker somewhat needs you to level up flush hands to really get much mileage out of it (the flint can kill an ancient joker run real bad)
i kinda hate ancient bc when i get him i cant find a smeared joker😔
yeah it happened to me
i mean idk if smeared is honestly much of a buff
like usually, given your deck is evenly split on suits, you should never be too down for any particular suits unless you just get some plain unforgivable pulls
plus, smeared jokers can incapacitate half your deck (including ancient joker!) during the four suit-based boss tags
ohh i see
ancient joker also has the unfortunate effect of being significantly less useful on the checkered deck (the bona fide flush deck)
ancient joker will still choose clubs and diamonds even if your deck is out of them entirely
yeahyeah he did that to me last time
i personally feel like flush decks do really well with an ancient joker + retriggers
this is why castle is THE GOAT
?
?
ohh
castle xdddd
goated chip joker thooo
red seals, sock and buskins (w/ paredolias esp), hacks, anything that can retrigger cards for ancient joker has major potential
i swear this game hates me
even just the boost from a hanging chad can seriously do some work
anytime
i got a run with a negative sock and negative 
but it was an ancient joker run sooooo it pood
by ante 10
had an ancient run
tried to find lovers and it took me 7 ANTES
as i found and began to copy cards with it
i died
oh yeah lovers tarots are good too
really for anything suit-related
save for the boss blind caveat that theyll be screwed over by every suit-based boss blind
why was that change even made
i am pretty sure that was how it always was
This would be a 🔥 #1155557846805643434
Brother joined today and got interesting idea
Not today
In this moment
hello 🙂
Even better
Hello
will there ever be a way to sync profiles/progress across mobile, PC and Console? or has that already been introduced and i am stupid
so it's come to this...I always knew.
1 down, 149 to go 😞
wait no pls lmao
Run complete! 🕺💃 (unseeded Ante 39 naneinf using Crimson Bean glitch, no legendaries)
I HAD THE SAME PROBLEM IT TOOK ME A MONTH OF PLAYING OVER 100+ RUNS ON MOBILE
Just what I needed to hear! 
congrats man
i havnt gotten to ante 39 yet
i've done plenty of naneinf tho
Yall rank my build
holy straight flush
Wrathful Joker is questionable, other than that, solid Pair build
Glass Joker is so peak when you actually use it ngl
I'm very surprised to see it last
I know I know I've had an insane run with it on lower stakes I just see it so little despite making sure I have the glass and rerolling my heart out
Oh, understandable
almost flush 8
I started a run, and there was a Blueprint Joker right there in the first Shop!
The problem with this was that I didn't have enough money to buy it... 😭
*Heartbreaking!*💔
I have been STUCK on this type of challenge for MONTHS!
And I am still not freed!
I... am still taking on Gold Stake.
I have not beaten gold yet
To phrase it plainly: It's AGONY!
I feel like ima have a family and 2 kids before i do

Are pc and mobile seeds different?
Nuh
I even came up with my own spreadsheet of things I can or cannot use while I am doing this challenge.
Ok, thanks!
This is the spreadsheet I made for the Chips Only Challenge.
Damn😭
just met the plant in a face card build. played 4oak and won anyway
Mind you, I have to do this on GOLD STAKE, and I have to survive as long as I possibly can to get to Ante 8.
good luck, you will def need it
You wouldn't believe the number of times I had to snub or even SELL really good Mult Jokers on the multiple failed runs I have fallen flat upon!
A few months ago, I was looking for a challenge and asked someone here to give me one, and looking back, I feel like one helluva crazy Jonkler fool for taking it on...
But, I must persist, because as hard as it actually is, it technically CAN be done.
Good morning balatians
hey guys
Is that a W start?
Hello
Yes
I have baron in shop rn but no gold😓
Credit card in the buffoon pack
How do you know
fr
red seal brothers
gamer won guys
i had a split second vision while riding in the car
i have no idea what it means
what are haunted clubs
outsmarted the ox
what's a chips only run
Is black deck the hardest deck?
Its considered

Lucky card should be before the glass
Thats why on playstation im doing black deck as first gold stake
And you should have created an esoectral with the 6
Im so scared
Jonkler is back
Why ?
I'm jonkling it 🐭
I knew it
-1 mult when a club is played??
When all of your jokers and enhancements on cards are based around chips
ah
what the fuck does this mena
idk i was half asleep
<@&1133519078540185692> i cant play balatro in steam, where can i get help??
i did it all solutions i can get in internet
i love u balatro
Please do not ping mods for game-related questions. We are not developers, we are volunteers who help moderate the Discord
a, sorry
can we ping you if we miss and love you
please
Piss joker
Im so bad at balatro
@unborn swan just realised your username is an unwound reference
Pavement and unwound fan! Gazoinks!
I will… allow that just for you (but please don't ping any other mods when doing so)

thank you mcpower i love you
From leaves. My favorite album!
hello there
my 2 bugging💔
GGS PLASMA
🎉
I didnt do trib fail XD
Awesome pick for favourite, you fw sonic youth by any chance?
Yeah I like sister, daydream and dirty
The sprawl is a great song
Sprawl and Cross the Breeze are so so good
I like sugar Kane from dirty
That songs awesome
That's a classic yeah
🔥 🔥
First 5 on sister are awesome
Have you heard master dik?
Love that one
Waits where is the shirtless guy from
October all over comes to mind too.
I have a challenge for you balatroes The first ine of you that gets to ante 9 will win BUT you have to get exaly the score you need you can use a seed to do it the first one to do it will win feet pics
rust i think idk i forget
my guess is rust
cuz rust is weird
Balatroes
That's a great pick
It's probably the last two for me
Real desolate shit yet really beautiful
Lol Who Cares is your favorite?
Balatoes
Below the salt is amazing
Shirtless guy? Where?
Yeah, that's my fav individual song but I think paired with radio gra it's even stronger
Again I think all the songs are amazing its the only album I have at 5 stars on rym 💀
Shit you got a RYM?
What's your account I'll add you
I'll send u the link
Ty
Balatroes
Hellos
Balatroughs!


Sent
I win 1 time with Red deck
joker
🤩🤩🤩
Fool
Hello you called
Oops
Oops! All errors
Im pretty sure its cause I quit out when I naneinf'd

Good Morning Card Slingers!
after a full day of getting extremely unlucky with card draws, finally rebeat purple stake on zodiac, on one of the most scuffed tense, and close builds I had (until brainstorm showed up)
also had to sell the brainstorm for a photo after I got a blueprint
was still able to score 1b with this run
pairs with blue seals are so broken, and the awnser is always photochad
@buoyant jetty yooo
It was a flush build
they can never make me hate you
father and son moment
oh fuck you game
Someone to teach me how to play gold stake balatro?
realize there's many ways to win, and the game is about getting enough $ to find one of them
struggled to get runs past ante 4 2 hours ago, now I get this on my first try on orange stake
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What happened?
you forgot to move the dagger didn’t you
i just now realized there is many ways to win
he might have had some kings of hearts in there
just a little😼
maybe 4
Got a high card only run on white stake, I want to pull a BelenosBear and eventually do this for every poker hand
skip that gets you some scoring
I got a charm tag for my first skip, which gave me a judgement, I also played on magic deck which gave me 2 fools, and I got really lucky with those 3 judgements
Another victim 🙏 🪦
LeBron James number
I guess hiker is ok
when the very large blind meets my very large pair
I'm not a bro but no problem
okey🙁🫤
y'all I'm making a tres leches cake to celebrate
Hey thanks!
congrats!!
What deck?
black deck
i popped a hieroglyph too
i had a really solid setup but i just didnt get the proper draw on it
hi guys i just recently got into balatro and i'm having a blast
whats your current strat
I'm jonkling it 🥳
...no?
i just lost
i wanted the dagger there
But the license joker wasnt helping you ?
Wdym
What hands do you play
Idk I'm pretty new just won couple of times
I run a flush build cuz it’s easy to find
no i only had 13 enhanced cards, i opened a buffoon pack and took the license for the sole reason of sacrificing it to the dagger
damn it
meant to reply to this
Ahh okay that makes sense
how did you manage to skip ~30 packs in 24 rounds
what should I do? plasma deck
i had like a 7$ cloud 9 before the boss so i had some econ
40, but its ante 3
normal deck
but arrowhead gives me more than scary face
ok but since youve got the sock and scary face you wanna be playing 2 pairs of face cards
and arrowhead isnt gonna do much
chad is slightly better
but it sock can combo with arrowhead too
yes but unless u wanna go all in on spades its not gonna do much
plus chad has stuff like photochad potential and can do well if u have certain cards such as gold seals
ive already sold photo😭
and i wouldnt try to make my deck spades because then you're vulnerable to both the goad and the plant
90 in chips from scary face with Chad is better than 50 in spades overall. Especially when you have Sock & Buskin
ok
but really it doesn't matter
you should be able to make it up to like ante 7 with this setup alone
youre fine
unless
shows up
Thanks @halcyon flame
damn
Howdy
Oh right you don’t recognize me
i am still thoroughly confused
I JUST REALIZED I WAS ON BLACK DECK AND HAD AN EXTRA JOKER SLOT I NEVER USED THAT ENTIRE RUN LMFAO
fml
i heard ppl call violet vessel hard but i never had a prob with it tbh maybe cus i only play op builds and the lower builds ignore unless i want a sticker on the jokers
ig id win more runs with the other builds but they jsut boring to me

im not a fan of violet vessel because i like pair spam and pair spam doesnt work the greatest against violet vessel
1.2 million is a lot (purple stake and above)
mmmm yeah thats not that much no?
its a lot for many builds
i see
compared to 400,000 for every other finisher boss blind
especially the scaling ones you generally wanna use
it is
cus most builds cant scale fast enough to beat the vessel from my experiuence
i like wilds too much so its ancient runs usually for me if not i do wilds+all the rock type jokers
interesting
arrow head is my favorite but blood stone without oops someotimes clutches with it, its jsut ancient+more steps
also i just got a brainstorm from a wraith and then immediately lost next round because i had no other scoring
flush fan i see?
ok
it lets me use pants for my plus mult
To straights
To high card
To two pairs
Took a detour to full house
And now I’m maining flush five
weird ah
how does one main flush fives
do u just play erratic and reset seeds if you dont get a flush five setup
most ppl go from flush/full house to the secret hands, to straights, to pair/highcards, to wtv tf they want bc their build doesnt need it
i do wilds bc flush house is more fun then my usual pair
my runs consist of getting a 2 pair/ fullhouse build down, then making it flush house
thats very interesting
Balatro
Balatro

watch balatro university
or play more
Todo tranqui
Pairin' up usually means you wanna load up on steels to take advantage of the small played hand
I HAVE 7 KINGS IN MY DECK
On the same seed ironically i got triboulet
This has got to be the weirdest run I’ve had in a while
That looks fun
This is probably the worst build i've ever made in my life
it's so bad omg
idk how do i won
I’m starting to believe lovers cards don’t exist
So many queens but can’t find one myself 🤧💔🥀
So deep bro...
Idc tho im gay
I still cant find a king tho...
Sell your baron and they’ll show up right after
I didnt understand this one pls explain
Hi
Oh it’s just a joke about bad luck
You have a baron and you draw no kings
You sell the baron and you start drawing kings
I need to kill my dad, understood
True…
What does this mean
It means
So it means ?
It means, means
So it means means?
Yes idk wher when ok
Beautiful run
hitting naneinf may have ruined my stats
guys does mods run on illegal balatro
this is not good
why does blueprint and brainstorm look so gorgeous
??????
They were roommates and nothing else
not the yaoi again
brainstorm definitely gets it
Again??? it never stopped 😈
i wish it did
in my headcanon i see them as siblings so its kinda weird
I was gonna send a pic but idk i like it here
Honestly I think its hilarious, why tf is it blueprint and brainstorm
fr they do look alike
How do you see blueprint or brainstorm and go "God im so turned on right now"
my relationship with blueprint is purely professional and non-sexual, but i can say that seeing a blueprint in the shop does evoke an emotion not dissimilar to horniness
Hanging Chad and Photograph 🤤
fr
we need baron mime ships
hang on what about all these guys
honestly just start drawing yaoi of every joker synergy
triboulet and sock and buskin 👅
Odd todd n even Steven tongue kissing
oooh thats a good one
Dude who get 0 pussy
Hack and fibonacci?? Idk how they will kiss tho
oops all 6's definitely gives it to bloodstone
oops is probably in a relationship with like 5 others
hallucination, reserved parking, business card, etc
she's for the streets
yeah
Im in a relationship w OA6
I love lucky cards
she's cheating on u
BALLLLSS
Luckyyyy
Ok
Why
Such a beautiful run
i came
Sell all except blueprint
that was yesterday and i fumbeled in ante 10 😭 🙏
Also give me your seed
if u insist
Did you save it)
Dang
It took me forever to get to ante 12
What’s funny is I got it on purple stake of all stakes
thats a natural negative that joker i forgot its name btw
i hate stakes i just play on the regular one it's more fun
Checkered is fun
is the NSO design a mod
i prefer zodiac
green deck for me
personally i like ghost deck
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I GOT THIS PERKEO IN ANTE 1
FIRST SHOP
I CAN'T LOSE THIS RUN
😭
this is my run info
HELP ME
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Help
RIP..🪦
Its me san marino
Which jokers should I take here?
Hi San Marino
Hi San Marino
Hiker is ok I guess
sorrrryyy
its ok
im finished...
Wholesome ahh interaction
Lock in
found the flush hater
guys i made a balatro mod
straight flush builds are fun on checkered idk
cavendish ily youre my favourite joker
gros michel my love
i have a 1 in 1000 chance of being destroyed at the end of round
Cavendish are you the real son of our lord michael?

So in summary you are like jesus cavendish?
Is Ante 39 still reachable on gold stake?
ya, just knock out 2/3 of the jokers for having perishable/eternal
Gotcha
Is Jimbo still a viable joker ante 12?
That went well.
I love it when cerulean bell just folds
Aces goes really well with High Card.
The scholar
Hanging Chad is my most used joker
Mine is Abstract.

