🎙・server-chat

[lyric vine]

here ya go

[slim junco]

thanks king but i gotta get those diamonds

[quiet maple]

Deja vu acquired

Death acquired

4 billion straight to 1.9e12

[slim junco]

anddddd runs over

[lyric vine]

my dumbass made dna copy the steel without red seal

[meager zodiac]

Guys balatro sucks trust

Watch me getting obliterated by whole community

Ts ts

[slim junco]

holy shoot its blueprint

[meager zodiac]

Omg mimics you

gg

[slim junco]

i got brainstorm instead

[meager zodiac]

He's stupid btw

Im bette

[quiet maple]

I just need temperance again then cryptid and mime and I'm set

Uhhh nevermind the run just died

Plant with no reroll voucher

[lyric vine]

uh

the head with no reroll voucher

hopefully i get luchador 🤞

[rough vessel]

Holy shit it's Blueprint

[rough vessel]

OHJ LMAO YOU SAID THE SAME THING

[slim junco]

twinsies

[rough vessel]

Hell yea!

[lyric vine]

bro

burglar twice

before luchador

this is just sad

[slim junco]

this is definetly one of the runs ive played

[lyric vine]

baron trynna do something

[slim junco]

skipped for rare joker, got trio then got spectral and converted to fours

[lyric vine]

why 😭

[slim junco]

should i just spell 8 ball for chad?

[dusky heron]

Peep what I found at an artist market

[slim junco]

ante 12 is just a mere fantasy

it doesnt exist

[wheat vessel]

anyone want an ante 1 blueprint seed

[vernal sedge]

Stop actin like u know the way ahead like u know the rules

[languid totem]

wow

[vernal spear]

I knew investment would pay off

[quartz otter]

Idk why but

Everytime i see or get an invisible joker pull

He always comes foil

Like how

[slim junco]

sup chat

just joined

[lyric vine]

can we talk about the fact that baron is debuffing my cards

like tf did my cards do to baron

[lyric vine]

short term benefit

especially on plasma

pretty cool

[lyric vine]

that cavendish looks modded 😭

[lyric vine]

fr, i always died AT THIS EXACT PLACE

[slim junco]

the increase is massive

especially when you have the wall

[languid totem]

ante 11 is brutal

[slim junco]

i need to pass the barrier so I can get the ante 12 joker

[lyric vine]

😭

[lyric vine]

there is a joker for this?

what joker

[slim junco]

idk

[languid totem]

T7DA2D9L heres the seed if iirc

[lyric vine]

ik there is one for like ante 20 or something, idk

[slim junco]

but you win a joker if you get past ante 12

[lyric vine]

dayum

ive reached ante 24 and lost on boss blind because of unluckiness, i relied heavily on serpent

maybe i could have naneifed before then if i picked up burglar

[slim junco]

is there anything after naneinf

[languid totem]

???

[slim junco]

?

[languid totem]

i didnt know you get a joker

[quartz otter]

You unlock a voucher

[slim junco]

oh

its a voucher

[quartz otter]

Yeah

Petroglyph

[slim junco]

oh wait

im thinking of the in 12 rounds or less

[quartz otter]

-1 ante
-1 discard

Its the upgrade to hieroglyph
You can only get it after getting this one

[quartz otter]

Merry andy

[slim junco]

yeah that one

[quartz otter]

Indeed sweet stuff

Speedrunner

[slim junco]

quite annoying to get

[quartz otter]

Getting investment tag ante one plays a lot

[languid totem]

what is good strat for ts game

[slim junco]

dont lose

[languid totem]

ty

[dusk trout]

i want to buy this game permanently

(i own it on apple arcade with a free trial)

but i don't know where to get it..............

pc? phone? switch?

very difficult decision

pc is moddable right

i think i might have to get it there for that reason

[slim junco]

yes you can mod on pc

[hot pike]

I'm gonna get c++ again

[latent hemlock]

Gg

I think it is safe to say that I had a massive wee

I almost lost somewhere at the start/mid game since I could not find hack or chad

But then I hit a wheel of fortune which gave my rebate foil

[oblique hound]

Plasma deck?

[hallow burrow]

Troubadour down and my final four are winnable as heeeck. Spamming checkered runs like a madman for Castle rn.

[drowsy mesa]

oh those are so winnable

[prime nova]

Current progress: Ante 35. My deck is now entirely polychrome red seal kings, and Sock and Buskin was replaced with yet another Brainstorm.

[drowsy mesa]

o7 the plant comes for us all

[kind fern]

You honest to god tellnme that you got stone joker gold stickered before castle

Like that mf shows up once in NEVER

[hallow burrow]

Hahaha I seized the opportunity

[vagrant summit]

I have an idea to remake balatro so i can play it on my calculator
i might do it ngl

[prime nova]

Lol that reminded me of the guy who made minecraft using the graphing calculator Desmos

[vagrant summit]

yeah i saw that
i have a bit of experience making games on my calculator using python
i made a multiplayer flappy bird game
so i could try

[vernal spear]

Some hope

[quasi yacht]

damn

i dont think it worth it

[vapid gulch]

took a early ancient, this bum hit hearts twice the entire run. But chicgoat saved me

[dusk trout]

how’d all those jokers get eternalled

[vapid gulch]

gold stake

[quasi yacht]

vibes

[marsh plume]

how many times did you do the glitch lol

maybe i should try another bean run

[limpid sparrow]

How do I get that mod that shows off the mult scoring so you don't have to hover over the cards

[quasi yacht]

joker display mod

[limpid sparrow]

Where can I get it

[quasi yacht]

https://github.com/nh6574/JokerDisplay

[arctic anvil]

Hey guys, joined the server just for that, any ante predictions ?

[quasi yacht]

barely ante 24

[arctic anvil]

damnnnn

[quasi yacht]

no red seals

[arctic anvil]

i would be happy with 24 wdym "only"

[arctic anvil]

i have glass red seals kings

[quasi yacht]

wrong direction

[arctic anvil]

just not poly

[quasi yacht]

you need to choose

play baron mime or play flush five

[arctic anvil]

between mime and triboulet ?

yea

i gessed so

[median parcel]

But how to play mime pls

[arctic anvil]

but it feels fun this way

[quasi yacht]

if you want seat on 2 chairs

[arctic anvil]

i'll try to get more "play" effects and replace mime

[quasi yacht]

you will die in game

[arctic anvil]

ok thx

i'll try

[median parcel]

How to play mime

I need help

[arctic anvil]

what do you mean ?

[median parcel]

I dont know hiw to use his ability

How*

[arctic anvil]

it goes well with other "held in hand" jokers like the baron (6th in the screen i sent)

and it allows to procks twice blue seals, gold card, and a few other abilities that i cant think of rn

so its good but only in certain situations

[median parcel]

Ok

Thanks

[arctic anvil]

hmhmmmm i wanna end my life (i had the director's cut voucher and forgot to use it)

[wide lagoon]

onyx agate unlocked and discovered! only canio and triboulet left 🙏

and three vouchers

and erratic deck

for C

[latent hemlock]

Nicely done!

[steel fiber]

nice!!!!

[latent hemlock]

I feel like I am doing a funny moment, I will first get all jokers gold sticker, then I beat every deck gold stake

[hot pike]

wth triboulet and bime? are you doing hc or flush 5

[brazen ingot]

Yooooo

[woeful condor]

okay I just hopped on this text channel and what the hell is happening

[quasi yacht]

edited

[woeful condor]

thanks

😭

but I mean yeah we'll all die eventually

existential crisis time

[latent hemlock]

We all die eventually so what does it matter? ❌
We all die eventually so lets make our time worth it ❌
we all die eventually so better get that c++ in balatro asap ✅

[ember night]

We love balatro

[limpid veldt]

daniel and the cooler daniel

[latent hemlock]

Lmao

Don’t…

@

Everyone

Ever

Uhm

Wait what

Why did THAT get deleted?

[fickle wedge]

Improper channel

[limpid veldt]

so true

what

OH MODERATORS

we got a live one

[limpid sparrow]

YOU'RE GOING TO LIKE MY BASQUIAT JOKER OR ELSE!

[limpid veldt]

wait that sounds fire

i still need to watch that movie about him but i own a copy of it

[limpid sparrow]

Fire is it...?! You better go to my post and appreciate it

[limpid veldt]

well where is it

@prisma locust

[limpid sparrow]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1411300096674496573 but do not press or I will lose it, I'm trying to get it OFF the ground

[limpid veldt]

i think thats a bot who tagged me earlier

they joined today

[limpid veldt]

do you have card art for it yet

[limpid sparrow]

I don't...

[limpid veldt]

you mind if i throw some shit together

[limpid sparrow]

Plz do but I really really want this joker to be real

[wintry orchid]

@slim dirge i did it

[glacial sequoia]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[swift sail]

Thanks

[digital tusk]

that was a new one for me

[unborn lake]

This one hurts a lot ngl

[prime nova]

In my run, I did the Crimson Bean glitch twice — once on Ante 8, and once on Ante 24. On Ante 8, I used Blueprint + Burglar to get 10 hands, and then sold everything except for Bull and Turtle Bean (I just enough money to play the maximum number of hands that I could on the Boss Blind), getting me +25 hand size. On Ante 24, I sold much less (keeping all of my Brainstorms, Blueprints, Baron, and Golden Ticket), but had way more Brainstorms and Blueprints, so Burglar gave me way more hands, and I was still able to get +15 hand size. I took a total of 5 Ectoplasms in this run.

[ionic inlet]

broo

its not flush five

its flush six

[frank rivet]

lol

[raven yarrow]

Jimbo estaba como:
"¡Perdimos casi sin jugar!"

[oblique urchin]

Yall think I can get C++ on my phone version of balatro before the update

I already have C++ on pc

[vagrant summit]

a couple of hours later and this is where i am at

[latent hemlock]

You gonna play that two pair?

[arctic anvil]

ante 3, things went south fast but i like it

[vagrant summit]

discard for a flush

[barren geyser]

Im gonna cry this is so beautiful

[limber zenith]

blatro spade

[barren geyser]

OTHER SOUL CARD OMG

Canio

Wish it was perkeo cause then i would probably be able to do my first naneinf

[latent hemlock]

First unseeded naninf or first naninf in general?

[barren geyser]

Bro

[barren geyser]

Unseeded

[barren geyser]

Another soul card

[latent hemlock]

Damn

Who is it

[latent hemlock]

Who is it?

Or did you skip

[barren geyser]

First soul was Yorick
Second was Canio
And the third is Triboulet

Also i found brainstorm

[latent hemlock]

Nice

[barren geyser]

Sad to watch the run go but, it was a pretty fun time :D

[limber zenith]

when does the score catch fire

[barren geyser]

It means you have reached a score that beats the blind you're in

[limber zenith]

ah ok

thanks

[barren geyser]

Yw

[devout thunder]

Well if it's any consolation probably not

[slim junco]

sup chat

[slim junco]

aw man

[barren geyser]

I had a red seal steel king
And i was in the spectral deck

[slim junco]

ya love to see it (I didn't realise i only had 4 diamonds in the deck until the last hand. I'm very new to the game.)

[barren geyser]

1 cryptid and boom

Nane inf

[barren geyser]

At least i got past ante 8! Lols

[devout thunder]

It truly is definitely just that simple

[slim junco]

that's what matters lmao

[slim junco]

mhm just ONE cryptid

also i don't know what the hell I'm talking about 😭

[barren geyser]

Yep

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🛌

[limpid sparrow]

https://discord.com/channels/1116389027176787968/1411365447395442768 MAKE THIS INTO THE NEXT UPDATE!!! IT'S SPECIAL!!!

[granite iron]

farts

[frigid mural]

GYRO ZEPPELI ??????

[limber zenith]

immediately sold a credit card the first time I got it because I thought it would just immediately put me in debt

[limpid sparrow]

@everyone do you want to reach naneif?!

[wintry orchid]

this game is peak but i suck

she then disappeared again

[rapid hill]

Congratulations you jonkled around 11 times in 2 months

[wintry orchid]

how can i git gud at balatro

[keen willow]

Play and watch balatro university

[wintry orchid]

is that a real thing

[keen willow]

Yes

[wintry orchid]

holy peak

the rules dont say anything about swearing
can i swear

[sacred marsh]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[wintry orchid]

thats not an answer

[flint oar]

do ur research

search it up and see if others have sworn

people have here meaning you can

[jade gorge]

i got red and blue deck irl yo

[dusk trout]

i have the exact same ones except red and black

it’s the royal brand right

the one that insists it’s 100% plastic on every face card

🤣

[jade gorge]

I dont know about it to be honest

Seems that there isnt any brand name

Washable..?

[narrow garnet]

Guys I dont wanna sound racist but I dont fw 4, 6, or 9 number cards

[wintry orchid]

i use a weird workaround to access discord and it's missing many features, including search

[wintry orchid]

4 is one of the best numbers!

its a power of 2

powers of 2 are peak

[narrow garnet]

Idk man even if I have hack im ditching those 4s

[jade gorge]

i disagree with 4 and 9

[narrow garnet]

Ill keep 2,3 and 5 tho

[narrow garnet]

Why 9?

[jade gorge]

4 can be used to have som mult with the cellphone joker thing and be retriggered with hack

[narrow garnet]

I want better jokers for number 7 please

[jade gorge]

Money

[wintry orchid]

2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256, 512, 1024, 2048
powers of 2 are peak
therefore a 4 card, being a power of 2, is a peak card

[jade gorge]

6 is gay

[narrow garnet]

Ok go get cloud 9 then!!

[wintry orchid]

i should memorize more powers of 2

[weak tangle]

9 is goated i dont see the 9 hate
6 is six sense
4 i agree four smells

9 is king high straights

[agile pawn]

Balatro or something

[stable wind]

without seed omg

[jade gorge]

how do you have 12 dollars on first round

[stable wind]

idk

[wintry orchid]

what is that one

i forgor

[jade gorge]

the times i had blueprint there and just had 7 dollars

[stable wind]

oh i remember

[wintry orchid]

ah blueprint

[agile pawn]

5 hands and 5 discards?

[stable wind]

i modded to have 5 hands and discards

[narrow garnet]

6 is sixth sense only and I still dont like nine

[stable wind]

for fun

[jade gorge]

not so balatrero profesional de tu parte

🗣️

[narrow garnet]

How DARE you have fun

[jade gorge]

dea

[wintry orchid]

i made fun illegal

stop it

stop having fun

[stable wind]

😭

[narrow garnet]

Ok!! loads up blue stake

[stable wind]

oh and i just gained ankh

[wintry orchid]

i uh kind of never use discards

i should start using discards more

[jade gorge]

Bomboclat

[wintry orchid]

this isnt anything about gameplay
but the default setting for the crt effect is too low imo

[narrow garnet]

The only thing in always guaranteed to discard is my brain before the final boss on gold stake

[jade gorge]

whats crt

never know whats that

[wintry orchid]

what

[narrow garnet]

The old tv

[wintry orchid]

cathode ray tubes

[narrow garnet]

I have mine CRANKED

[wintry orchid]

i like it on 50

[narrow garnet]

Thats what it stands for I forgot

[wintry orchid]

i used to own a crt irl

playing spider man 2 (2004) for the gamecube on it was peak

then it broke 3:

[agile pawn]

the most you can get if you're not on blue deck or yellow deck is $10 if you one shot small blind and are on white stake

in vanilla

[stable wind]

and i am not in vanilla

[agile pawn]

i disabled the crt effect

[stable wind]

[narrow garnet]

Honestly I hate red stake too get a rare joker first shop just so you cant get it 😒

[jade gorge]

what if localthunk made a challenge

named

french challengue

challengue is about

everything is in french

[stable wind]

if that happens i will not get the 100%

[dusk trout]

balala

[dusk trout]

baguette joker (eternal)

[stable wind]

its normal that i haved at least like 2 blueprints and 2 brainstorm in the same run

but not a joker of th elast

idk what is the name

legendary

at least 1

[twilit bramble]

ante 1, i hope i dont mess this up

[stable wind]

in ante 1?

[twilit bramble]

yes xD

[stable wind]

and i dont haved a legendary in my life

😭

[agile depot]

@wary talon hello

I am here now

[barren wolf]

I’m Min-Maxing a seed with 2 neg legendarys (Perkio + Yorick)
Is this W?

[twilit bramble]

this and anti matter bought by ante 5

💀

[stable wind]

hell na

[twilit bramble]

oh my god

never had cryptid naneinf on unseeded

[wintry orchid]

evil

[long cave]

Try to do it

[twilit bramble]

it's hard, i don't have a good setup

oh my god

[long cave]

First we then we , let's

[twilit bramble]

bruh

[long cave]

Oh crap

[royal vault]

GUYS

[twilit bramble]

maybe i can cook something with these and cryptids

i need baron tho unfortunately or sock and buskin

[royal vault]

BROTHER

[long cave]

Wait, i got and idea, you can try to get hanged man, duplicate it eith perkeo, and then use cryptid and hangrd to scale canio like crazy

[twilit bramble]

that could work xD

[long cave]

It's cool

[long cave]

I love yorick

[royal vault]

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[long cave]

It's not that good withput chad

[royal vault]

BROTHER

I REROLLED AGAIN

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO

THEN I GOT THIS

WTF

[stable wind]

wth with that run

[royal vault]

IKR

[stable wind]

[royal vault]

LIKE WTF IS HAPPENING

[long cave]

Change hallucination for branstorm

[royal vault]

I forgot I had hallucination

I got rid of bloodstone

but its fine

Ill run into that or a sawk soon Im sure

with this luck

[long cave]

How's your deck looking?

[stable wind]

The gods of balatro are blessing you

[royal vault]

we are getting closer

this is all on small blind of 8th ante bro

[long cave]

Good enough for an idol strategy

[royal vault]

Ill drop the seed in chat afterwards

[long cave]

Ok

[royal vault]

BRO
BRO

BRO

BRO

BRO

[long cave]

What

[royal vault]

IM CHEATING

[long cave]

What

[royal vault]

I SWEAR

[long cave]

What happened?

[royal vault]

Im just cheating

like

bro

[long cave]

Now sell that hall

[royal vault]

I did

[long cave]

How a lucky shop

[royal vault]

Idk whats happening

guys

Im starting to think the game favors me a little bit

[long cave]

How much in cat?

[royal vault]

7.25

but its just beginning

I got the sawk

all my queens are lucky with red seal

[long cave]

Idk if it's worthy to kill it

[royal vault]

no it aint

not yet

I rerolled

nvm wrong ss

[long cave]

Then don't buy the chad S&B will give you more value

[royal vault]

found showman

I havent found plant yet tho

so im still wearuy

weary

but cat can save me if I keep it yknow

[long cave]

I don't think he worths it

[long cave]

You don't have a director's cut?

[royal vault]

not yet no

[long cave]

That sucks

[crisp cloak]

@urban latch que tal colega

[long cave]

Try to find one asap

[royal vault]

I just found reroll surplus tho

so I can find more stuff

[long cave]

Cool, but imo you should go to the next round

[royal vault]

I just hit 6 money triggers

[long cave]

Damn

[royal vault]

so guys

I found more deck fixing

[long cave]

Yorick

[royal vault]

you think I should get rid of yorick?

[long cave]

Idk

You just got it

[royal vault]

its at 4x right now

[long cave]

Then idk

[royal vault]

Im not selling it

I cant get another yorick

[long cave]

The cat it's at x8.75 if i remember

[royal vault]

but I still have Perkero and death to deck fix

9.75

[long cave]

I don't think you need dna rn

[royal vault]

theres only 20 cards left that arent Queens of hearts

and I get 2 deaths a round

and I can find more

or more hung men

well I found bloodstone again

[long cave]

If you get DNA, you'll get more copies of the queens, which means that the nonqueens are harder to find and it's easier for the idol to backstab you

[royal vault]

@long cave

[long cave]

Shit, this complicated

Lucky cat still being a solid xmult

[royal vault]

I think I might have to sell the bloodstone because I can just double up on the brainstorm to get 3 triggers of idol

I got rid of the bloodstone

Now I get 3 copies of death per round

[long cave]

But idol is the second best endless strat, mmm

Pick the blueprint

Sell the cat

[royal vault]

this is where I got

[long cave]

High risk, high reward

[royal vault]

.-.

[long cave]

I think you should use one for sock and other for idol

[royal vault]

I put both on the sawk and I got about 15 lucky triggers

I also found boss reroll too just now

[long cave]

You're saved as long as the idol decides to be a cool fella

[royal vault]

the hung men keep appearing left and right

just need antimatter

and maybe a Ecto

If I had found Ecto earlier lol

[elder nimbus]

Hi look at this smexy run i had

Its so cool right

Im dying

[royal vault]

this is the 2nd poly popcorn ive ran into this run

[long cave]

[royal vault]

Chad is back guys

[elder nimbus]

You should hard pivot

[royal vault]

guys

[long cave]

You've sock already, so meh

[royal vault]

there is 2 Cards left in my deck,

that arent queens of hearts

I will be able to leave perkeo next round

[long cave]

I hope you're right

[royal vault]

this is where we are

[dusk trout]

The Plant when Pareidolia 🤣

[dusk trout]

balala

[royal vault]

dude

I think the game sensed I was leaving the perk

I hit a wheel and it gave perk foil XD

its over boys

[limpid sparrow]

@everyone GET OUT

[royal vault]

I got rid of the Chad

[limpid sparrow]

I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU GET NANEIF WITH MY BASQUIAT

[royal vault]

I found something a little better

[elder nimbus]

🔫

I hate the plant

[royal vault]

plant wont ever kill me

I got past the boss blind that negates hearts

and I have the reroll for plant

its over

only thing that will kill me now is high scores

[elder nimbus]

Im happy for you

Thats fantastic

So great

[royal vault]

still kinda sad that I left yorick behind tho

its would have been nice

would have been able to get an Extra X mult every round because I got 5 discards

[elder nimbus]

Yorick isn't always an insta sell for me but imo there are few use cases for him

[limber zenith]

abandoneder deck:

no face cards as well as 5 or 6 randomly removed cards

[royal vault]

guys

he keeps coming back

to mock me

[elder nimbus]

Bloodstone my beloved

What's your car x mult at?

[royal vault]

22.8

I hit about 8 triggers a round

rougly

on average

[long cave]

Basically, scales better than yorick

[royal vault]

yo

I just went front 22.8

to 26.8

I cant get away

its trying to tell me something

[long cave]

I always, come back
-bloodstone

[royal vault]

ive hit 4 black holes this run

😄

slowly getting more glass and steel cards into my deck

I have unlimited reroles for boss now

[long cave]

Woohoo

[royal vault]

bro bloodstone wont leave me alone

I found it AGAIN

do you think theres a point that I should take it

cat is at 37X

[long cave]

Bro thinks he's william afton

[long cave]

Keep it

[royal vault]

ok

went from 37 to 40.8

made 200$ in 1 round POG

[brisk sundial]

Hello, yorick x14. Should i buy mime, i have lots of lucky cards

[glad oriole]

mime doesnt affect lucky cards..?

[brisk sundial]

I think it does if play them

nvmin

thansk

[glad oriole]

:p

[brisk sundial]

nah, i dont have enough iron cards

[long cave]

You're doing good lad

[royal vault]

I left for about 10 minutes, came back to hit a reroll and found another bloodstone

whats the count chat

idk anymore

[frail snow]

latro

[royal vault]

I might have killed the run but I wanted to test something

I sold my photograph for DNA

welp its over boys

It was fun while it lasted

I ran into about 10 bloodstones and a Perkeo and Yorick in that run with about 4 DNA's

didnt ever find a baron tho

but its whatever, I was playing queens anyway

[digital granite]

Yo can sm1 tell me sm1 tell me how to get a good setup fast i loose like 99 % of my games

[royal vault]

im pretty close

[royal vault]

all balatro runs are winnable

[digital granite]

My last run i lost to 1.5k points bro

[royal vault]

but if you just want to have fun there is a mod I can reccomend you, if ur on PC

[digital granite]

Im on pc

[royal vault]

ok

well how expierienced are you to this game

like how many hours on steam

[digital granite]

9💔

[royal vault]

man

If im being real

it just sounds like you need to play more

sometimes balatro can just fuck ya over like that

[digital granite]

Yea i see

Like i try to get some wins but i js also dont know whats good

[royal vault]

I have 107.8 Hours on this game, I haven't hit a naneinf yet and I lose on like 2nd and 3rd ante as well some times

[digital granite]

or how i should eco or smth

[royal vault]

early antes you should try and focus on winning on first hands

early antes are crucial

[digital granite]

I mean i won my second attempt ever xd

[royal vault]

depends on the deck you're playing as well

[digital granite]

What is a good deck

[royal vault]

I reccomend playing on Plasma deck if you want easy wins

[digital granite]

How do i get that

and what does it do

[royal vault]

so its makes all the blinds 2X blind size

but when you score

it will then take your chips and mult and put them together

then split that number

so if you got a flush and scored 80 chips and 4 mult

it would be 42 x 42

make sense?

[digital granite]

why 42

not really

[royal vault]

because 80 + 4 = 84

[long cave]

Like 6

[royal vault]

84 / 2 is 42

[digital granite]

Ohhh

thats op right?

[royal vault]

kinda

you also have to account for the fact that the blinds are twice the size

[digital granite]

Yea i see that

[royal vault]

but if you're playing plasma deck you're more inclined to be focused on either mult or chips, not both

[long cave]

[digital granite]

I seee

[royal vault]

if u get 1 number really high then both will be high get what I mean?

[digital granite]

Yea cuz the mechanic

[royal vault]

mhm

[digital granite]

I get it i think

[royal vault]

that scored 1296 chips

lemme check how you unlock it

[digital granite]

thx

[royal vault]

you need to win on blue stake

[digital granite]

Whats that

is that the 3rd?

[royal vault]

5th

[digital granite]

[royal vault]

lmaoi

[digital granite]

Bro what

[royal vault]

it just takes some time

[digital granite]

i have 1 win total

💔

What deck should i play to do that

[royal vault]

1 thing I dont reccomend playing is black deck if you're new

well red blue and yellow are all very solid options

you have the early discard which helps you score in 1 hand on the first ante

very crucial to econ

Blue deck is the opposite

you're likely to still get that extra econ tho

and yellow lets you get 2 extra dollars interest on the first hand

[floral scaffold]

what if blinds could actually see and we were being lied to and decieved 🤔

[royal vault]

and if you find the tag that doubles your money then you're kinda in a crazy position

a great Tag to hit would be the investment tag btw

very good way for getting money early

[digital granite]

What tags are worth it going for

cuz i skip like 20 percent or smth

[floral scaffold]

investment tag early antes

u usally dont wanna skip

specially on higher stakes

[digital granite]

Yea i dont know

[royal vault]

yeah you dont typically want to skip

[digital granite]

i skip when i see good pack or smth

[royal vault]

investment gives you 25$ for beating boss

[floral scaffold]

but if ur playing white stake or smth take an investment tag 1st ante

all the econ u can get early game

fr

[royal vault]

this one

this is a good one

[floral scaffold]

yes

[digital granite]

money

[floral scaffold]

money

[digital granite]

money = goat

?

[floral scaffold]

econ is great

[royal vault]

yes

[digital granite]

Oh 1 more

[floral scaffold]

usually tho if u have enough money lte game dont take it

[royal vault]

you dont typically skip after like 3rd ante or so but im quirky

I like skipping whenever tf I want

[floral scaffold]

dont do that ✌️

[digital granite]

Which jokers should i try and get

[limber zenith]

the tribe

[floral scaffold]

try to unlock all, but aim for winning rounds first

[limber zenith]

brainstorm

[floral scaffold]

you'll unlock some along the way

[royal vault]

it is a very subjective question

[limber zenith]

merry andy

[royal vault]

dont listent to this guy

[digital granite]

i think i have that

[digital granite]

that

[royal vault]

no

dont use that yet

[limber zenith]

these are very easy requirements

[floral scaffold]

this gives x2 mult for playing a flush. you have to win a run without playing flush to get it

[floral scaffold]

copies the ability of the leftmost joker. you have to discard a royal flush to unlock

[royal vault]

im not arguing brainstorm isnt good, prob top 10 joker but this guy doesnt have a lot of knowledge on how to use it effienciently

[digital granite]

i did that

[floral scaffold]

you have to win a run in less than 12 rounds. it gives +3 discards but -1 handsize

[limber zenith]

im just naming difficult easy to unlock jokers

[floral scaffold]

i mean brainstorm is always good

if you havent already, try winning a run

gives blueprint

and if u dont play some hands it gives the jonkler for those

like if you dont play a straight and win a run you get the order, x3 mult whenever a straight is played

the duo, win a run without playing a pair, x2 mult whenever a pair is played

[sullen socket]

Guys would a deck that starts you with hieroglyph and petroglyph but nothing to offset the -1 hand and discard be balanced or terrible

[floral scaffold]

it would be useless

well i mean

you start off in ante -1

[sullen socket]

Yeah

[floral scaffold]

which is the same as ante 0

and then u go to ante 0

then finally you get on with the game

imo pretty op cuz thats 6 extra rounds of preptime

[sullen socket]

Yeah true

[floral scaffold]

but only if u know how to use it well

kinda like black deck if it was a lil more reasonable

but 2 discards early game is kinda

[sullen socket]

Yeah a little

[floral scaffold]

deadly

5 hands/discards

x 5

you're seeing 28 cards max

each round

[sullen socket]

Isn't the scoring for ante 0 like 100-200?

[floral scaffold]

yes

[sullen socket]

Doesn't sound that bad

[floral scaffold]

i guess so

ante 0 is 100 150 and 200

ig it would be an issue for gold stake

1 discard to start the game

[sullen socket]

Oh yeah fair

[floral scaffold]

horrendous

but blue is getting reworked

[sullen socket]

Yep

Yeah

[floral scaffold]

the scaling might affect how it works tho

it could be lethal cuz then everything from there would be scaled up no?

[sullen socket]

I'm pretty sure that's not how that works

[floral scaffold]

same but

idk im just rambling

[limber zenith]

the two of diamonds

instantly creates one 2 when blind selected

req: have every single card in your deck be a 2 or a diamond

very easy to use

[floral scaffold]

i have a hate hate relationship with green jonkler

hes never been good to me

[floral scaffold]

dna and certificate had a disappointment

[limber zenith]

it has one possible synergy

-#

[floral scaffold]

but the requirement and how it works is really just buns

funny tho

[limber zenith]

i make entirely useless joker concepts

[floral scaffold]

💯

wrong server

✌️

[halcyon flame]

this could go hard if it was a different concept

[limber zenith]

Snake Charmer

disables the serpent and only the serpent

unlock requirement: uuhhh idk discard a high card

[floral scaffold]

💯

[limber zenith]

indeed

[floral scaffold]

..?

[halcyon flame]

disables the one boss that actually helps you usually

[floral scaffold]

youve got a hidden talent. i'd like it if it stayed that way

[limber zenith]

nah

[halcyon flame]

make a joker called joker 2 that just gives +5 mult

and the icon is just jimbo but with the number 2 in the corner

[limber zenith]

you want a helpful one?

weed whacker

disables the plant if a steel card is in the hand

[halcyon flame]

and it costs $999

[limber zenith]

²

which is technically +16 mult

which is really good actually

[halcyon flame]

banana but slightly better and doesnt go extinct

[floral scaffold]

x = ²

math with jimbo

[halcyon flame]

as preparation for the german localization drivers license will now require all 52 cards in deck to be enhanced and give 100x mult when this condition is achieved

[limber zenith]

tempered glass guy

turns all glass card breaking chances into 1 in 8

[halcyon flame]

thats actually kinda broken with glass builds

but anti synergy with glass joker ofc

[limber zenith]

what does glass joker do

[halcyon flame]

x0.75 mult when a glass card is destroyed

which is kinda weird because imagine if there was a joker called "human joker" but it asked you to kill humans

[limber zenith]

ah

[lost palm]

what should i do

[halcyon flame]

whats ur deck looking like

[hot vortex]

Get steel

[hot vortex]

steel joker no doubt

[lost palm]

im only at one steel

[floral scaffold]

player 017 joker

makes it so glass cards dont break aslong as the lights are on

"I used to make glass for over 30 years"

[lost palm]

what do i sell then

[limber zenith]

Long Joker

x0.0001 mult for every card played across the user's lifetime balatro playthrough

req: play ten thousand cards total

[hot vortex]

Nvm

If you just have 1 just dont buy it

at ante 6 its probably too late

[halcyon flame]

thats automatically 10x mult as soon as u unlock and it scales

op

[limber zenith]

i changed it

[halcyon flame]

0.0001x100000 is 10

did u mean 10k cards total?

[limber zenith]

sure

[halcyon flame]

still broken

[limber zenith]

Fly Joker

+6 mult if a fly is currently in the room with the player

[halcyon flame]

does it scale

[limber zenith]

yes

2 flies, 12 mult

[halcyon flame]

if i am outside does the entirety of the planet constitute one room?

or does it only work inside

[halcyon flame]

what particular species of flies are counted by this joker

[lost palm]

what do i sell

[limber zenith]

only works inside

[halcyon flame]

smiley face

[limber zenith]

common housefly

[halcyon flame]

do dead flies count

do they have to be airborne

[limber zenith]

they must be airborne

[lost palm]

i lost

i got yorick

[halcyon flame]

yorick is crazy good how did u lose

[limber zenith]

more amazing jokers of the eebee variety later

[halcyon flame]

i cannot wait

[lost palm]

gang there werent enough cards discarded

i only got to discard like 15

still 1x

[halcyon flame]

ok but u couldnt survive??

[lost palm]

yeah

[halcyon flame]

with photochad and s&b?

[lost palm]

gang there wasnt enough

yes

there wasnt enough

[halcyon flame]

were ur hand levels not high enough?

[lost palm]

yeah

[halcyon flame]

oh

[cold merlin]

High card build... too bad ghost joker landed on stuntman... neverlucky

[solemn elm]

this would be a 20.86x for me

[floral scaffold]

i would still owe the bank $504.

anyone have a joker to solve that?

[hot vortex]

there is so many problems with this

i do like the idea being original

[spice helm]

Why I'm getting lucky asf with this seeds

Its canio

[candid mountain]

do i ankh or hex this

[hot vortex]

ankh

[floral scaffold]

id ankh

[hot vortex]

So much better

Also 1 joker at ante 4?

why

[floral scaffold]

funny

[glad oriole]

certificate is just goated

[floral scaffold]

certificate certified

[long cave]

I was playing checkered deck on blacl stake, and good a paintbrush(and it's upgrade) and burnt joker

And managed to get flush up to level 18

[limber zenith]

thats the point

[spice helm]

Do I sell everything and ankh the canio?

[floral scaffold]

how much mult is canio at

[spice helm]

X13

[hot vortex]

lmao same

[floral scaffold]

i deleted my collection cuz i realized no one's gonna watch em

[shadow canyon]

Yeah i just send them here or in ig

[floral scaffold]

✌️

[tidal viper]

ñ

[wary talon]

ok

[fickle ocean]

I am Wing Gaster

[vast forum]

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuh

The one time I get a 5 flush

I loose to the crimson blind boss

Crimson heart was it?

Either way I was super close to getting all planets

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🐎

[willow sun]

Is this a good win count?

[hot vortex]

gaster is not tuff

smh

[reef breach]

it is

[hot vortex]

Absolutely not

Bc

Undertale isnt tuff

[reef breach]

seek help

[fickle ocean]

Death

[hot vortex]

i played undertale and actually beat it but its just kinda old

dated

[fickle ocean]

no shit

things get old

Things age

[hot vortex]

i bet deltarune is good though

[fickle ocean]

doesn't mean they're bad

[hot vortex]

pong doesnt compare at all to newer games

Thus

It does

the original pong is shit

Because expectations change

[fickle ocean]

What

[hot vortex]

🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠

[fickle ocean]

What is LSD joker talking About

[hot vortex]

manly russian men

[thick lion]

gay joker

[merry silo]

I hate the fucking plant.

[pallid sapphire]

should've made some glass cards to prep

[merry silo]

You’re so right.

😢

I was lowkey spacing out so I didn’t realize until it was too late

[pallid sapphire]

that kinda stuff should be reflex

[verbal bobcat]

just got 4 space joker procs in a row

no oops

[round cave]

13 do i hit or stand?

[cunning rune]

Hit pussy

Act

Wait

What's the dealer showing

[round cave]

7

its 5 now

and im 14

[cunning rune]

Stand

[round cave]

i won

the dealer got 26

w

[cunning rune]

W

[deep vale]

stupidest run ive had.

[still lichen]

Going for naneinf, this is the best Ante 3 start I've had in a while I feel.

[slim junco]

Imagine a pencil in yo dihh 🥀😩

[rare seal]

is it possible to get

eternal invisble joker

[hoary fog]

gamble gamble gamble gamble gamble

[fickle jay]

I only started playing this game a couple days ago but I LOVE it

WHY IS IT SO GOOOD?!

[old pollen]

Hello

[raven yarrow]

Chat

XD

[steel estuary]

what do i do

wee is almost 300 chips

my deck isnt fixed and high card is lvl 7

[mystic badge]

when update

[raven yarrow]

Xd tu pfp

[steel estuary]

que trae

[untold geyser]

Balatro deidad

Balatro is love balatro is blood balatro is Barack obama and osama bien laden

[wintry orchid]

balatro university has TOO MANY VIDEOS
is there a way to git gud that doesn't involve watching trillions of videos

[serene delta]

Clean your screen please

It’s very dirty

[steel estuary]

i won

[untold geyser]

Quien aquí apoya a balatro femboy

Jimbo

[steel estuary]

🎉🎉🎉

[steel estuary]

sale de aqui weon

[untold geyser]

No quiero

Vivan los femboys

No mentira

Cuando sale balatro 2

[glad oriole]

err

[coral pebble]

tru

I aced this

[rotund sedge]

Wow