🎙・server-chat

[patent flame]

At all

[acoustic jolt]

You kinda need Invis

[lyric vine]

hey showman does something

aight

[lyric vine]

so how tf do i win a deck with 4 jokers

photochad with copy effect on checkered deck?

[patent flame]

White stake = opinion rejected

[acoustic jolt]

:(

[honest canopy]

More Jokers != More Scoring

[patent flame]

Ur fault too. All that money can be used to reroll for luchador

[acoustic jolt]

I did reroll bro

[patent flame]

All that money can be used for colas for a voucher skip

[acoustic jolt]

Nothing

[patent flame]

Didn't farm Enough econ

This is why i always pressure that 2k is minimum

[acoustic jolt]

I DID FARM ECON

[patent flame]

To mitigate situations like these

[patent flame]

Until 2k or not

[acoustic jolt]

Okay but counterpoint

[vestal remnant]

PhotoChad is one of the easiest ways to do that challenge

[patent flame]

Not 2k means skill issue

[acoustic jolt]

This run just started to begin shaping

Look at my hand

It's not all red seal steel kings yet

It's fairly new

[patent flame]

Thunk just calming and gaslighting his players

[acoustic jolt]

I didn't have time to grind Econ cause I needed Baron

[patent flame]

Cuz he wants ppl to stay in his game 💜

[lyric vine]

people doing it jokerless 💀

[acoustic jolt]

Actually this is true

We should all shut up and just gamble with the wheel

Yeah

[patent flame]

Nope

[acoustic jolt]

C++? What's that? All I know is 1 in 4 and Nope

[patent flame]

Soon u guys will realize these two guys alone can clear 5 antes on gold stake

[honest canopy]

brb taking it to endless

[acoustic jolt]

I play Gold Stake man I know how strong Green joker is

Green is peak

[patent flame]

Square is strong too

If taken early

[acoustic jolt]

Also I should do C++

[patent flame]

U know a player is good if they have green joker, rtb and square in their top 10

[limpid tendon]

what is econ

[patent flame]

Economy

[acoustic jolt]

Economy

Aka money gain

[patent flame]

Anything related to money

That's econ

[limpid tendon]

oh

[honest canopy]

uhoh

[limpid tendon]

okayokay

[acoustic jolt]

Basics to econ
DON'T FUCKING ROLL BELOW INTEREST CAP

That's it

Have fun!!

[patent flame]

Don't spend below interest cap

[limpid tendon]

[patent flame]

Interest caps are 5 10 15 20 25

[honest canopy]

Banana should be higher. I'm working on it

[patent flame]

25 important to not go past

[limpid tendon]

ohh

okayokay

[limpid tendon]

fym not go past 25

[patent flame]

Below 25

[limpid tendon]

I LOVE CAVENDISH

[acoustic jolt]

I think he meant not go below 25

[limpid tendon]

ohhh

omayokay

[patent flame]

The other caps are based on the situation

[acoustic jolt]

25 or 50 if you have seed money are important for max econ

[limpid tendon]

i will understand this game one day

[patent flame]

Like whennu really need to spend money for times mult

[patent flame]

I won my first run in a month

[lyric vine]

omg

photo

[patent flame]

And i only got naneinf after 7 months of playing the game

[acoustic jolt]

Yeah take it easy

[lyric vine]

where chad at

[patent flame]

Take this game slowly

[lyric vine]

yo should i get stencil 🤔

[acoustic jolt]

Balatro is fun because you play it slowly imo

[patent flame]

Enjoy the process, learn from mistakes

[acoustic jolt]

You experiment and do random shit

[limpid tendon]

thank you gangy

[patent flame]

That's the most important part of playing this game

[acoustic jolt]

And suffer especially

[limpid tendon]

so like

[patent flame]

That most players fail to realize

Unfortunately

[lyric vine]

🔥

[acoustic jolt]

That's what's fun from it in my experience

[limpid tendon]

what hands do you guys play

[patent flame]

Yes

[patent flame]

Any hand based on situation

[acoustic jolt]

The hand that won't lead to me dying miserably

[patent flame]

In this run, i play four of a kind

[limpid tendon]

oh i see

[patent flame]

In this run, i played pairs

[limpid tendon]

bro how are you playing that stake

[acoustic jolt]

Scaling jokers

And exponential xmult

[patent flame]

Knowing everything + trial and error + always have scaling jokers & xmult

[acoustic jolt]

Green Joker Ante 1 is basically a free gold stake win if you're not an idiot or have shit luck

[limpid tendon]

scaling jokers?

[acoustic jolt]

Photochad is photochad

[acoustic jolt]

Jokers that get stronger over time

[limpid tendon]

so photochad

i love photochad

ohhh

[acoustic jolt]

Think Throwback

[limpid tendon]

is ee

[acoustic jolt]

.25x mult per yadda yadda

[limpid tendon]

ohhhh

yahyahyah okayokay

[patent flame]

If u see a joker that starts with 0 and will gain +(any amount) based on the effect u do, that's a scaling joker

[limpid tendon]

okaoykayok

[acoustic jolt]

They don't always start as 0

[magic steppe]

got gold stake on jimbo yipee

[acoustic jolt]

Just in general
"This joker gains" means it's scaling

XMult scalers start at 1x for obvious reasons

Rocket is a scaling joker

Kinda

[limpid tendon]

OH YEAH

[patent flame]

https://youtu.be/ooudv0Yh--g?si=RpI89Kv7Sk7EX69T
Watch this video

Start slow

[limpid tendon]

vro ily gang

[magic steppe]

polychrome jimbo made him viable on gold stake

[limpid tendon]

jimbo poo is love

[patent flame]

Ghost?

[magic steppe]

ghost

i got gold stake on ghost deck way too late

[acoustic jolt]

:(

But yeah good luck and play however you want to

In the end it's a singleplayer roguelike so suffering trial and error and gambling is most of the fun

[magic steppe]

i like the pain

[patent flame]

Play based on what's appearing on the shop if u wanna winmore

[limpid tendon]

love you too tenshi thank you for the goatted advice

[patent flame]

Practice not getting picky

U don't always get a photochad

[acoustic jolt]

Aka

Improvise

Believe me you will NOT always get what you want

[magic steppe]

photochad can be underwhelming sometimes

[acoustic jolt]

In the end Balatro is completely RNG based so learn to improvise

[limpid tendon]

i love photochad

my dear photochad

also

[patent flame]

Face through all circumstances no matter what happens even if ur almost gonna die

[limpid tendon]

is castle a good scaling joker?

[patent flame]

Below blue stake it's good

[magic steppe]

it's pretty cool imo

[jolly talon]

She joker on my rocket till I polychrome

[limpid tendon]

do you need to prioritize x or +?

[jolly talon]

It's meh

[patent flame]

• early, x late

[limpid tendon]

brah im doing white stake aways.

LET ME LIVE

[patent flame]

I know that's why i mentioned it

[magic steppe]

• then x late

[limpid tendon]

ohh okay

[patent flame]

Above blue stake it gets kinda worse

[limpid tendon]

</3

[patent flame]

Thanks to the penalty

[acoustic jolt]

It's decent before you get hit with that -1 discard

[jolly talon]

X for late game. Don't forget to sort +mult then xmult for a higher score

[limpid tendon]

mm yes

[acoustic jolt]

Thankfully though Blue Stake will get a rework

So

[magic steppe]

you should trust red card fam

[patent flame]

Yes

Take red card when u see it

[jolly talon]

Red card is amazing

[patent flame]

6 mult per round is good

[jolly talon]

With econ albeit

[patent flame]

All boosters become valuable too

[limpid tendon]

what does red card do>

i forgor

[acoustic jolt]

+3 mult when pack is skipped

[patent flame]

+3 mult if u skip a booster

[magic steppe]

you don't need the most amazing econ for red card to be at least ok

[patent flame]

U see red card, take it immediately

[limpid tendon]

okoki

[magic steppe]

when it comes to mega packs, you can take one, skip and gain the mult

[limpid tendon]

ooo

intersting intersting

thank you

[acoustic jolt]

It will limit your rolling a bit but you should be able to maintain 2 packs a shop

[limpid tendon]

for this information

[magic steppe]

good luck fam

[limpid tendon]

i will get one balatrillion and win the game

[patent flame]

If it says "Choose 2 in 5" u can choose 1 and skip

That's the mega pack thing basically

[limpid tendon]

yes

[patent flame]

Hopefully

[magic steppe]

180h, my best is e12, i should play more plasma

[limpid tendon]

nononono hope, I WILL!!!

watch me die ante 4

[patent flame]

1.1k hours, my best is Naneinf

[magic steppe]

love your enthusiasm

[limpid tendon]

me

[magic steppe]

perkeo or burglar

[patent flame]

Burglar

I respect perkeo naneinfs more though they're alot harder to setup

[jolly talon]

Anyway try out campfire joker, especially on the rental stake @limpid tendon

[patent flame]

Unseeded

[limpid tendon]

WHT IS RENTAL STAKE

[magic steppe]

this is me making bullshit builds work

[patent flame]

Gold stake

[acoustic jolt]

Gold Stake iirc

[patent flame]

That's the hardest difficulty

[limpid tendon]

ohhh

[magic steppe]

i willed a hit the road judgment drop into winning gold stake

[jolly talon]

I forgot the name but the difficulty makes it so that there jokers you pay a buck for but pay 3 bucks at the end of round

[limpid tendon]

crazy

[lyric vine]

is trynna go for photochad+copy effect on checkered deck the strat to get invis

[limpid tendon]

ohhhhhh

[patent flame]

I'd prefer plasma deck or painted

[jolly talon]

Also yea that'll happen a lot. Runs like that feel so painful it has turned me away from Balatro a lot

[magic steppe]

dw, focus on your battles, the endgame will come naturally

[lyric vine]

uh sure

[patent flame]

Gold stake, rental jokers make u lose 3 bucks at the end of the round

[lyric vine]

oh painted is just free is it not

[limpid tendon]

balatro is love forever

[patent flame]

Everytime i open the game nowadays I win at least 1 gold stake run

[magic steppe]

painted is better than it sounds

[jolly talon]

Yah I said that silly

[limpid tendon]

flex

[lyric vine]

what should you even play on painted

[jolly talon]

I'm in a love hate relationship with it

[limpid tendon]

me too

[patent flame]

4oak photochad

Handsize is a huge advantage

[lyric vine]

uh ok

[jolly talon]

Haven't played balatro in a while bonestly

Honestly

[twilit bramble]

i kind of managed to get the setup for this build, but it's so hard to build that intentionally

to make it work with the ancient joker

[lyric vine]

blueprint and photo

and no chad

[limpid tendon]

i love blueprint

[lyric vine]

bro

i found a seed that would be good normally

[limber osprey]

I’m dumb i forgot to reroll😔

[lyric vine]

oh rip

[limber osprey]

ante 26 🫡

[limpid tendon]

WHOS THIS PRO OMG

[meager zodiac]

Balatrillion dollars

[opaque shore]

Damn

[limber osprey]

😂😂🫵🫵

Mb

It’s bc my ego sorry

[opaque shore]

🥲

[lyric vine]

W run

[odd shoal]

alguien habla taco taco?

[limpid tendon]

😭

[odd shoal]

darme tips basicos para llegar a puntuacion e
solo llego a 10mill

liar 😔

KASJKS

nothing's wrong, everything's fine

XDDDDDDD

Yes, I use Google Translate, sorry

[fickle ocean]

what is this luck

[lucid geyser]

Yo <@&1133519078540185692> , who of you can I dm if I have a question?

[swift sail]

hi sure

[odd shoal]

Las fichas primero que los +multi ?

[verbal furnace]

is there like a page or post on reddit that shows all the negative jokers?

yeah just found marble and that thing looks great

look at this spooky boi

[odd shoal]

🥺

[fickle ocean]

FROM THE WINDOW

TO

[rapid hill]

Give yourself little pause from balatro 58 hours of straight balatro is not very healthy

[blissful geode]

Dude

I can’t

Idk how to close it

[rapid hill]

How to close it ? Throw the mobile out of window

[fickle ocean]

CAT

[thick flax]

feed him

make him fat

he fills no space

[sullen pebble]

7 gold stickers in one game

shoot the moon drunkard reserve parking baron four fingers scholar the family 1077/1200 113/150

[west jasper]

nice

[verbal furnace]

Turned off balatro music because the other day i was sitting on my balcony eating dinner and i could hear balatro music playing in my head even when my PS5 was turned off and TV was off aswell.
but 2 jokers left for c++

[fickle ocean]

FINALLY

MY FIRST WIN

I'M FISHING IT

FISHING IT SOO GOOD

[hard holly]

Gg brochacho

[oblique isle]

Brotato chip

[fossil bronze]

six

six seven

there are six + seven days until Silksong

[fossil bronze]

Where’s the rest of the UI

[fickle ocean]

WDYM

[fossil bronze]

let me show an example

for some reason that’s not on ur screen

it’s just the normal winscreen

[fickle ocean]

on my other death screen on ENDLESS i got bluebanged by my entire screen just blue screening

[fossil bronze]

i think ur pc is cooked bro

[red junco]

Its my peak

[fading kite]

is it normal to get discouraged 😅. ive had the game for about two days and im ready to quit 😭

[summer shale]

It’s totally normal

[fading kite]

nothing i do works. and trying to manipulate the deck feels pointless😭

[hushed basalt]

oops

i fucked up

[terse gate]

watch twitch or yt youll get inspired

[fickle ocean]

bruh it's the newest shit

[fossil bronze]

then how is it struggling to load a loss screen

[terse gate]

was it naneinf

[fading kite]

thats what I've been doing. ive been following the steps but it just never pans out for me. not tryna have a pity party or anything. just frustrated

just wanted a new game with a fresh take but idk if I can get the hang of this one

[vestal knot]

great things are coming

[lean crane]

I love Blackboard

[vestal knot]

BEAUTIFUL THINGS

[naive osprey]

completely balatro unrelated but i wanna eat things i shouldnt

yikes

tough crowd

[blissful geode]

Wsp

[rapid hill]

Like ?

[naive osprey]

drywall

[meager zodiac]

Guys what does ts do i forgo

[fickle ocean]

idk itjust crashed 😭

[fickle ocean]

summons Obmil

[meager zodiac]

A

Doesn't it also gives some sort of buff for each card?

Joker i mean

[rapid hill]

Yeah drywall taste weird dont recommend

[slow dagger]

guys are there any infos yet when the new balatro update comes in fall ?

[vestal knot]

didnt even need mr bones lol

[fossil bronze]

bum

did they banm the word silksong

nope

nvm

[raw birch]

Should I replace ops all 6s?

[rapid hill]

No

[raw birch]

why

[glad oriole]

replace photo

[rapid hill]

Do you have hearts build?

[raw birch]

yes

[rapid hill]

Then photo

[raw birch]

Nahhh

[raw birch]

why

[rapid hill]

Sell the photo

[glad oriole]

its the best play

[raw birch]

why

[glad oriole]

well

[raw birch]

its giving me 2x twice

[glad oriole]

its pribably best to just skip chad tbh

[rapid hill]

You get more triggers and value than just first card

[glad oriole]

yeah and bloodstone is giving 1.5x 10 times

assuming all face cards

that would be cut down by half (on average) if you sell oops

[raw birch]

ok guys

thanks

[ornate cove]

Black deck is ez

[rapid hill]

Yeah agreed

[raw birch]

should I copy chad or sock and buskin?

[slim junco]

Sock and buskin

For future use

Chad can only do so much

No?

[raw birch]

@slim junco

[slim junco]

Sorry I have shit internet rn

Image isn’t loading

[slim junco]

Where’s your photo.

[raw birch]

I sold it

[slim junco]

Cinema

[raw birch]

4 times 1.5x is better than 2 times 2x

[slim junco]

Ig make a dupe of sock

Works well with bloodstone

[cobalt maple]

another gold stake run down, just plasma and black deck to go... wish me luck

[frigid mural]

Shhh

[meager zodiac]

Nah id win, cowardly joker + again + blueprint + brainstorm + i forgor name of jimbo but ts gives multi every 5$

Ts is not a bad combo icl

[blissful geode]

Real

61 hrs

[raven trench]

I can't take blueprint can I?

[narrow garnet]

Plasma should be fine. Black... oh god oh man

[meager zodiac]

Pls 100 negative cards skip thingys rah

I have a theory

[cobalt maple]

yeah, like i'm bad at plasma but i've been trying to get it up to gold stake, and i've been getting the hang of it. black deck? it was a nightmare to even get it up to purple stake

[meager zodiac]

Blueprint and brainstorm

Is particle accelerator

[narrow garnet]

Then again I've only beat gold on checkered deck on gold stake

[meager zodiac]

Because blueprint mimics brainstorm and brainstorm mimics blueprint

[blissful geode]

RAAAAAHHH

[meager zodiac]

John balatro thos who snow 💀☠️🥭

[narrow garnet]

Im on orange rn for abandoned, I got slapped by the boss on ante 8 thi I was sooo sad

[meager zodiac]

Pc gui phone bug is peak btw

"sell: X"

[cobalt maple]

it's always so infuriating losing it on the boss blind 😭

[glad oriole]

incompatible…

[agile rampart]

hello everyone

[raw birch]

WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOOO

[twilit bramble]

ante 14 and i never got a blueprint or brainstorm, that's great 💀

bro not even a sock on the shop 😭

[raw birch]

HELPPPP

[still ermine]

I CAN DO STRAIGHT WITH NO FACE CARD?

I have seen roffle do it

[raw birch]

its obvious

[rapid hill]

Yeah of course

Also with A5432

[still ermine]

Ah

[raw birch]

Pls someone help im crying

[rapid hill]

Sell chad

[still ermine]

:0

[raw birch]

why

[rapid hill]

If you copy sock and buskin more triggers

Or you can copy with blueprint and also with brainstorm bloodstone for more score

[raw birch]

so if I copy bloodstone it will give more score?

but im using lucky cards

[rapid hill]

You can just farm money because sock and get score by bloodstone

[rapid hill]

Yeah

[raw birch]

I Can't farm money because Im already dying

[rapid hill]

So then just score

[raw birch]

this is my deck

[rapid hill]

Interesting

[raw birch]

I think its my last boss blind

[worn gust]

Chicot getting ready to save my run

[raw birch]

I was wrong, it was easy

[worn gust]

First time finding a soul in a spectral btw

[jolly gale]

yo chat this start is goated

am i righ tlads or am i right lads

[raw birch]

ALL OF THAT JUST TO END WITH A PAIR

[jolly gale]

i feel your pain bro

[mystic copper]

Just had a Ghost Deck run where I forgot I was playing Ghost Deck because no spectral cards appeared until Ante 8, where one spectral card appeared

[subtle laurel]

Bal toe

[coral pebble]

I'm done for 🥀

[subtle laurel]

What does the infinity sticker mean

[coral pebble]

Eternal: cannot be sold or destroyed

[nova shore]

eternal
cant be removed or sold

[subtle laurel]

Damn

Oh wait is that modded

[coral pebble]

nl

no

[nova shore]

no

[coral pebble]

That's on the base game

Starts from black stake

There is also perishable and rental

[raw birch]

There is a imposter among us

[gusty shard]

Suspect

[meager zodiac]

John balatro

[light ridge]

who even plays 5 cards

[rapid hill]

Thats thing on higher stakes but when you have good joker you can ankh it that means copy it without deleting

[keen maple]

can someone help me?

[rapid hill]

Yeah sure

[keen maple]

look

[coral pebble]

oh hey i won

[keen maple]

im playing rn

this isbest baltro run, and I wanna know if the jokers possition is well, im not using a seed btw

[rapid hill]

Ohhh snap thats my most unfavourite jokers but okay i will look

[rapid hill]

Maybe copy with brainstorm baron

I think it can do it

[keen maple]

ok well im gonna try it

im so close

damn

[limber osprey]

That’s cool seed

Check this out

[limber osprey]

Wait old photo

Ho hoooo

[tulip haven]

Is that moded

[hot vortex]

Jimbos liscense expired he is driving illegaly

January 1st 2025

not jimbo actually

jen joker

[limpid tendon]

💔

[runic path]

Beautiful

[wide mica]

local thonk

[limber osprey]

Nope fresh seed

[ornate cove]

Baltro dog

[limber osprey]

Damn

[limber osprey]

eat it…

[steady lagoon]

does anyone know how to make the game speed faster

[serene summit]

there's mods you can use for that

[wide mica]

there isn't a game speed faster than 4x but if you're on like 1x

there's them options

[steady lagoon]

if there is a mod do you know the name

[serene summit]

morespeed iirc

[wide mica]

speaking of which i recall

[quartz dawn]

Hello everyone

[serene summit]

sorry

[ancient plover]

I’m watching Balatro university’s stream right now and these 100k - 1M point hands like it’s nothing are making me feel like a real scrub

[sly otter]

guys

is this good

[magic dome]

Is a good seed?

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🧑‍💻

[ancient plover]

Like what

[sly otter]

Here's the seed if anyone wants it

Green deck

First shop is the trib

From mega arcana

[unborn cave]

A question for those who know: Should I buy the DNA or not? And if I do, which wildcard should I sell?

[hushed basalt]

LMFAO

[shadow sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1345834416076755125/1407359757395951616/image.png?ex=68a9c5e9&is=68a87469&hm=74230a4c8cc9415db603263e9c4b702ed4faa9195b375d3bdb962cd1b4b45d07&

Is this a cursed run

[spiral moon]

bro

someone help me 😭

[hushed basalt]

gg

[obsidian violet]

put your copies on photograph

and sell 1 hanger for brainstorm

[elfin tapir]

how

[eternal crystal]

me when photochad / triboulet

[shadow sequoia]

Nat negative invisible joker 🙂

[pale sequoia]

died to violet vessel :(

got a large wee tho

[quiet maple]

Chat hear me out real quick

Ghost deck
Eternal Blueprint
Eternal Brainstorm
Eternal Baron
Eternal Mime
Eternal Perkeo (idk if this is a thing)

Ankh in consumable slot

[gleaming valley]

Eternal legendaries aren't a thing

But ankh could hit perkeo

[quiet maple]

I know 😭

If only

[quiet maple]

That would be instant win

[calm citrus]

Just found on of these lying around in the middle of a Flush Five Trib run.

its active but idk if i want to use it while i still have a DNA in my Rooster..

current rooster. i think im set

[honest canopy]

The problem is you can't get an ecto now

[calm citrus]

i have blank and my top end is e54 so i have a timelimit for an ecto AND a blank..

[honest canopy]

gl!

[slim junco]

gambling simulator

at last

i got it today

[neat quarry]

i have finally joined the 0.5% club

[slim junco]

i beat my first run

i'm happy

[neat quarry]

woo

[proper merlin]

whats wrong with this image

[slim junco]

the egg of despair

[calm citrus]

Polychrome Shoot the Moon on abandoned deck?

Welp. probably my best Vanilla run yet.

[plain vortex]

Multiplayer anyone?

[wooden girder]

I have a fun challenge for yall

Balatro but you can only take judgement to get jokers

I think I could beat this on gold stake

[wooden girder]

I’d be down

[fierce hazel]

balatro balatrez

[slim junco]

pretty big hologram

[fierce hazel]

@pale spade

[jagged peak]

sale balatrito?

[deep vale]

how the fuck did you survive off of 10 mult

[cold merlin]

Have you not completed jokerless challenge? It is not that hard with proper tarot and planets...

[deep vale]

shhhh

im not unemepluzzed

[cold merlin]

I mean 1.8% of players done that (including myself)

[storm flicker]

😛

[zinc forge]

I just now realized that there is a unlock all option

im gonna use that on a separate save, I wanna feel the thrill of unlocking things

[deep vale]

unemployed

[pine beacon]

this is beautiful

[spare breach]

grug like balto

[white robin]

both incredible screenshots

[pine beacon]

thx

[white robin]

wait they're both $0

wh

[warped pivot]

19 times

[unkempt gorge]

yall think i die before mime shows up

[spare breach]

grug win balalatro onest time

[white robin]

rock and stone

[granite gull]

how yalls feeling about the quadruple stuntman meta?

[unkempt gorge]

are we sure mime is uncommon ??

[onyx gulch]

hi guys

I need help with my pc

normally the cpu use is in 10% but I move the mouse and the cpu use go in 70% use

😭

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🤯

[radiant sentinel]

Such a stark contrast to what's happening two chats down

[cold merlin]

I have a full time job as a software developer... But yeah I don't go out much....

[acoustic jolt]

I can't fucking escape it

I wanted to take a break from Gold Stake and Naneinf runs so I went to redo challenges

GET AWAY FROM ME

[regal plaza]

think i can hit naneinf?

[deep vale]

unemployed

[lyric vine]

ofc when i dont need it im getting deja vus

[slim junco]

cna someone get me a good contact to a reporter like taylor lorenz about internet nazi's

[slim junco]

depends how many cryptids u have + current ante

[regal plaza]

20 ante and rn 91 cryptids

[slim junco]

sometimes you dive deep and you come up in a baltro discord and you just need a friend, like a man next to a fisherman's boat.

[slim junco]

that should be enough to reach naneinf

@mellow crown

[regal plaza]

ima get atleast like 110 anyway though

[proven pasture]

Idk why people hate on the prequels of Star Wars so much phantom of the menace is a pretty good start to the series

[jaunty shadow]

What should I do

[rare kite]

is this image funny to you

[slim junco]

this is my life

I'm not good at dealing with all of this I think

I can't get advertised to all the time, it's breaking my brain

[regal plaza]

i think its time

[rare kite]

thats a lot of red seals! and cryptids!

[regal plaza]

yes

yummers

[limpid tendon]

woah

[regal plaza]

now i get to wait for 10 minutes while it adds up

[limpid tendon]

3 hours on balatro is so real

[regal plaza]

i see cards when i close my eyes

[limpid tendon]

in your dreams too

its eerywehre

[regal plaza]

aside from that, its doing well so far

[limpid tendon]

i hear the dinging noise

i hear the background noise in my head

[limpid tendon]

how do you have so many cards in hand

im so confused

HOW

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

[regal plaza]

spectral card

cryptid

dupes a card and makes 2

and adds to hand

[limpid tendon]

yesyes

but like

how ar eyou holding

so many

[regal plaza]

i hit it, im not even half way through

finna hit naneinf+2

[limpid tendon]

[limpid tendon]

crazy

[nova shore]

it isnt, as soon he left the blind it would come back to 8/8

[limpid tendon]

oh

ohhh i see, but how do you get it to be like that inn the first place?

WHAT DO YOU DO?!??

[regal plaza]

the cryptid cards

[limpid tendon]

why am i not tapped into these methods

[regal plaza]

as i said

[nova shore]

perkeo

[limpid tendon]

oh

[regal plaza]

yea perkeo is very big for red seal king build

[limpid tendon]

i see i see

[regal plaza]

that and blueprint/brainstorm

[limpid tendon]

praying for ur typa luck

[warped jacinth]

its my first 3 hours on steam..

[regal plaza]

i got a couple of these irl

[limpid tendon]

chicot goated

[limpid tendon]

LITERALLY YOU

[regal plaza]

its still going

almost done

its done

[zenith wadi]

I got triboulet from the shop before the boss blind

[regal plaza]

chonky boi

love it

[half whale]

big deck energy

[somber crest]

hi everyone

[cedar echo]

Hi

[somber crest]

hi blueprint

[lyric vine]

yay, also unlocked the one without playing flushes

ok without flush kind of sucks

x2 mult 💀

[regal plaza]

3 days of trying

[proven pasture]

Why does the original Star Wars look better than the phantom menace?

[warped jacinth]

vro ts hurts my eyes

[sly gazelle]

I actually fucking got it

What the hell

[lyric vine]

watch me get naneif with negative jimbo

[proven tartan]

what is naneinf!?!?!

[lyric vine]

e308

[zenith wadi]

Beat painted deck (seed if anyone wants it)

Jokers

Canio on x9

[lyric vine]

dayum

i just had photochad with blueprint

uhh

ive had 3 runs before where i got brainstorm from buffoon round 1 shop

should i replace stuntman with photo

[nova shore]

yes

[lyric vine]

and when should i rip invis joker

[glad oriole]

time to lose in ante 2

[lyric vine]

happens everytime doesnt it 😭

[glad oriole]

-8 dollars aint exactly a good look for the exon

[primal oak]

OFC

[primal oak]

After you sell stuntman

[lyric vine]

hey ante 13 with photochad

with 3 copy effects

🔥

aight chad and dna round 2

[unkempt gorge]

okay showman

[lyric vine]

ofc the only time iwant to copy a card its when the psychic is here

and the mouth sscrewed me over

[leaden wind]

can i bala if i cant tro

[lyric vine]

maybe

give it a try

[leaden wind]

im concerned that my jonkler is negative 😔

[unkempt gorge]

the pivot ??

[forest wagon]

is a bit early

take rebate

[ionic torrent]

Hi guys

WHATS up

I won 900 dollars US on gambling

Isn’t it great?

[forest wagon]

no gambling isn't great

[ionic torrent]

Hmm

Ok then

Can you VC me

Instead how about everyone join VC

Ima show a harmless card game

Ifykyk

Nvm u can’t VC

[vital rover]

Are we
Deaduzz or for real?

[wanton steeple]

Skill issue

[unkempt gorge]

idol didnt hit and i died

[vital rover]

U aint getting royal flush bru

[wanton steeple]

first time I ever used showman

[forest wagon]

thats just a deck fixsue

[gritty flame]

Guys idk whether it's a right request or not
My friend downloaded balatro (not officially tho), can he install mod like brainstorm mod in it
YT videos are not helping (as of what I searched)

[nova shore]

#📜・rules

[sullen pebble]

Even Steven Crazy Joker 1086/1200 115/150

[harsh birch]

How did that give me a royal flush?

[primal oak]

4 fingers

[harsh birch]

Yes still how?

[primal oak]

Oh wtf

[harsh birch]

The jack is in hearts

[primal oak]

Oooh

Thats a bug/mechanic

It still counts because theres a straight and a flush

[harsh birch]

Maybe

Good to know

[nova shore]

you have a flush
a straight
and cards 10 J Q K A

[willow mist]

bala

[sullen pebble]

Canio Matador Superposition 1102/1200 116/150

[quiet maple]

Amazing start for unseeded 😭

[twilit bramble]

i used all my luck for that

[slim junco]

What a way to start

[elfin tapir]

that still doesn’t really explain how you got 5/4 jokers

[pale spade]

@fierce hazel golosa balatrez esta jugando a balatro

[solemn elm]

Negative invisible joker can duplicate a joker if you're at 5/5 with it, and then you get 5/4

[elfin tapir]

I see

must be pretty rare

[solemn elm]

it's pretty situational yeah

I've had it happen quite a few times

[sullen pebble]

mime shortcut 1108/1200 118/150

couldve taken another one but kinda blundered

[elfin tapir]

Nat negative invis is 3/20000

or 1/6666.6whatever

[unkempt gorge]

found a nat negative space joker

wait this run is goated

[elfin tapir]

0.03x0.20

work that out yourself

[solemn elm]

where did the 0.2 come from

[elfin tapir]

20% chance for uncommon

isn’t it

[solemn elm]

it's 25%

70/25/5

[elfin tapir]

oopsie daisy

[solemn elm]

that's okay

[elfin tapir]

0.03x0.25

[solemn elm]

also it's 3/1000 X 1/4 X 1/67 to get a specific uncommon as a negative, without pool shenanigans

0.03 x 0.25 is just for any uncommon

[elfin tapir]

oh wait

how many rare jokers are there

[solemn elm]

20

[solemn elm]

1/64*, there are 64 uncommons, mb

with commons however it's going to at most be 1-(total commons) because Cavendish and Michel can't be in the pool at the same time

[elfin tapir]

ok so nat negative invis joker is not 3/20000

that would be x20

which is uhhh

[solemn elm]

• it's 0.003 (3/1000)

[elfin tapir]

so 3/20000+3/20000 19 times

why am I doing it in my head I have a calculator

60/400000

whatever

[distant tiger]

Wait wrong chat

[sullen pebble]

Castle, Bull, Seltzer 1114/1200 121/150

another 2 gold stake winstreak :tf:

[sullen pebble]

ban

[marsh plume]

i restarted my balatro profile and realised that steel cards are so good

i managed to get a baron mime setup working within 8 antes and uh heres bluprint

[rapid hill]

AJ WOAAAAAAAAAH

[naive kestrel]

I finally bought a pc, and the first run I did I got to e16 lol

On gold stake

[unkempt gorge]

realized i wasnt getting any achievements because i unlocked all

another reason to keep playing

[turbid thorn]

anyone up for some multiplayer

[narrow garnet]

Bro i had 2 runs last night w a nat holographic invisible joker..

[meager zodiac]

Pls balatro multiplayer

[worn gust]

Chat am i cooked?

[meager zodiac]

Js use jack and 7 (not blue one)

As high card, not both

Your luck will tell how much you are cooked

[worn gust]

Yeah, but my build is flush five 👉👈

[meager zodiac]

Lol qui

[meager zodiac]

Omg me

[turbid thorn]

you still up for it?

[meager zodiac]

Not really

Gameplay would be awful prob

[turbid thorn]

its really well made

[meager zodiac]

Can you record me a gameplay trus

[turbid thorn]

you get 2 antes to prepare, then the boss blind gets replaced with a 1v1 and whoever scores the most wins

[sullen echo]

hi

[meager zodiac]

Balatro royale 2027

[turbid thorn]

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=balatro+multiplayer

[meager zodiac]

Ip grabber

[turbid thorn]

too late, im logging into your discord as we speak/j

[meager zodiac]

Oh no bro

Alr you're cooked because your message is kinda right side of my reply and it means im mimicking your actions

gg

[tardy hound]

we getting the update after gta 6

[sullen pebble]

Lucky Cat, Fibonacci 1116/1200 123/150

[ocean hemlock]

do i⁉️

sacrificed chicot for that second hanging chad 🙏

is it gud or do i get 4th photo

[marsh plume]

no

gives less mult

[worldly basin]

Dont

Its alr good

[slim junco]

YEEEEEEEES

[mint nymph]

great dude, awesome, happy for you

keep doing it like that bud

[slim junco]

20 hours for this

[tacit hedge]

hi i would like to ask, are there any balatro tournaments being hosted like monthly or?

[mint nymph]

wow thats not so much time

i have 13 hours and i reached just until ante 7/8

[rapid hill]

20 hours thats a lot

[slim junco]

Rng

[sullen pebble]

erosion onyx agate 1119/1200 125/150

accidental win with joker stencil 💀

wee joker is so good

[rapid hill]

Yeah

[deep vale]

two natural negatives in ante 1 lol

[sullen pebble]

damn

pareidolia fire

[serene summit]

how the hell do people get runs this lucky

[rapid hill]

The best build

[versed tundra]

hello my fellow addicts

[verbal furnace]

hello just got my c++

now white stake feels like gagagogo stake

[frail geyser]

I want to joker poker balala all over the place

[spring sand]

hello

[subtle laurel]

Haii

[serene summit]

hi

[subtle laurel]

Verdent leaf sucks

[buoyant ginkgo]

sad that run got ruined by eternal chad and bad deck build

didn't pass small blind

[narrow garnet]

No not Chad my beloved.. but thats a nice run bro

[meager zodiac]

Pereidolia, mask of midas, tragedy mask and etc are pretty good combo

Also evil face

Or whatever ts is called

[narrow garnet]

Scary face 👹

[proven flax]

Anybody else hear the chorus of Stuck In The Middle With You every time they see Riff Raff?

[slim junco]

Weezerprint

[meager zodiac]

Tuff

[frail geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCDa9HPaBz0 you guys haven't listened to real music until you listen to this

[frail geyser]

that seems normal

[tawny echo]

@halcyon ravine

[deep vale]

dude i love lucky cards

[meager zodiac]

Pretty average stone joker

[narrow garnet]

Yea sell >:]

[meager zodiac]

Brainstorm, blueprint and stone joker is tuff

[buoyant ginkgo]

it's good until ante 10 or 11 but it's not that good in the long term

[deep vale]

just get luckycat #smh

[gritty flame]

Guys what's the arrangement of jokers to gain maximum score ?

Idol target is Q of diamonds

[cedar echo]

Fellow Blueprint!

[meager zodiac]

Yo

[fringe remnant]

Prob there or next to idol

[wraith star]

[meager zodiac]

I am not an idiot crooo

[narrow garnet]

Now we have to blue prints! The chat is saved

[polar hill]

anybody wanna steal this thing that I made?

basically, a miniature representation of a joker card

gonna put it on wplace

[narrow garnet]

Thats just riff raff zoomed in

Still looks cool

[polar hill]

yup

[fringe remnant]

Ok

[meager zodiac]

@cedar echo lets sell each othe

[polar hill]

that's exactly what I was looking to do lol

[meager zodiac]

Omg john balatro is rea

[narrow garnet]

You did it then 👏

[raw osprey]

hello gamblers

[meager zodiac]

Hi

[narrow garnet]

Boopint n bainstum

[narrow garnet]

How the runs going

[cedar echo]

Yes

[raw osprey]

it's... tight

[meager zodiac]

Guys did yall know that most of balatro players are poker fans

[raw osprey]

hell yeah I'm a solid example

[meager zodiac]

Alr no more support

[narrow garnet]

Ive lost orange stake 2 times in a row on abandoned 😀

[meager zodiac]

gg ez trus

[narrow garnet]

Poker? I barely know er!

[cedar echo]

We both sold, literally

[meager zodiac]

I hate Texas poker

[narrow garnet]

Man no im so bad. 2 ride the bus. Lost anyways

[meager zodiac]

6 cards

[narrow garnet]

HUH what the fuck

[raw osprey]

???

[meager zodiac]

Standard is 3

5 if hand is happening

In texas it is 8

Valatro reference

[raw osprey]

8 community???

that's wild

[narrow garnet]

We need the Texas joker

[meager zodiac]

FIVE CARDS VALATRO

[narrow garnet]

6 cards can be played

[meager zodiac]

No i mean

[narrow garnet]

Cowboy

[polar hill]

including it in this place where I also drew a bullet kin from enter the gungeon and a character from 20 minutes till dawn
(and the other characters are from vampire survivors or its collab dlcs)

[narrow garnet]

GUNGEON

[meager zodiac]

Look, in normal poker you can bet 3 times (bcz dealer gives 3 cards max)

And in texas it is double

[raw osprey]

wym normal poker

[narrow garnet]

Ohh I see, I thought Texas hold em was just another name for poker

[meager zodiac]

💔

These people are not real

[raw osprey]

it's a variant

the most popular one

[meager zodiac]

Texas is easier for everyone imo

[narrow garnet]

Imma hop on again I need to beat abandoned

[meager zodiac]

Definition of no life (i cannot be talking because i have won on every deck with naneinf as best hand)

[raw osprey]

i need balatro cards deck the pixelated theme looks good

[meager zodiac]

Practice deck when

[meager zodiac]

Could be nice concept tho

[raw osprey]

wait is the flag in your bio thai

[meager zodiac]

Russian n American

[raw osprey]

(I'm stupid excusez moi)

[meager zodiac]

✌️

[hard sierra]

Who are you?

[serene summit]

why are there so many blueprints

[meager zodiac]

@cedar echo gng there is third blueprint

[raw osprey]

my question

[hard sierra]

I am the original.

[meager zodiac]

No i am

[serene summit]

and i am gaystorm

[meager zodiac]

Polychrome brainstorm

Is tuff

[cedar echo]

I am the original, my name is better color

[meager zodiac]

Gayprint

[cedar echo]

It's purple stake

[meager zodiac]

Hollow purple

[raw osprey]

🟣

[meager zodiac]

Guys add redprint and purpleprint

Ts will be peak

[raw osprey]

discord purple is wierd af

[cedar echo]

Yes

[meager zodiac]

It is more like lavender or smth

[raw osprey]

smth like that

ANYWAY I'm KRAUS hi guys

not being blueprint here takes balls

[meager zodiac]

Blueprint mimics purpleprint, purpleprint mimics blueprint and redprint, redprint mimics purpleprint gg

Particle accelerator

[cedar echo]

We need to get them in here

[sharp compass]

Be lucky

[meager zodiac]

Real

[sharp compass]

Very normal

[hard sierra]

Your username is just deleted user, you are a fake.

[cedar echo]

I got deleted, madness destroyed me

[meager zodiac]

Why does he have skibidi toilet bio effect

💔

[sharp compass]

This internet ruined skibidi toilet istg

[narrow garnet]

Holy

[meager zodiac]

Skibídi toilet ruined internet*

[hard sierra]

Because skibidi toilet is peak.

[meager zodiac]

Skibidi toilet ruined generation*

[meager zodiac]

Vro are you kriper's alt acc by accident

[sharp compass]

I don't think it's boom's problem

[raw osprey]

skibidi ruined toilet* I quit shitting

[hard sierra]

Alot of people like skibidi toilet.

I loved the new episode, but the Fandom didnt.

[meager zodiac]

Cro

Kriper is 18