🎙・server-chat

[reef breach]

im not

gonna do it

too risky

or maybe i could like

go to the main menu

and come back

how is that a straight flush?

[gritty zealot]

Id say to gamble and take the chances

[high acorn]

5-4-3-2-ace

[reef breach]

ohhh

alr

[reef breach]

last time i gambled i got 4 of a kind that i never used..

[gritty zealot]

Nah for the blind hermano

Change it or hope for a luchador

[reef breach]

what if i got violet vessel

i played crimson

[blissful geode]

Ace is 1

[reef breach]

ggs yall

[narrow garnet]

Ace is bi seggsual

[reef breach]

won 150k chips

[narrow garnet]

Goes both ways

[high acorn]

aces can be top or bottom

[reef breach]

real

[narrow garnet]

MMMMM YEA

[reef breach]

it can suck or fuck

[narrow garnet]

Love a man who can do it all

Need more ace jokers what is there 1??

[reef breach]

js got checkered deck

[high acorn]

yeah and it's awful

aces need some love

[narrow garnet]

Uh oh, the easy deck

[high acorn]

technically there's fibonacci which is pretty good

and odd todd

beyond that i can't think of much

[narrow garnet]

Ok fibonacci is my homie

Odd todd. Is a joker too lol but yea where the big joker for aces

[high acorn]

odd todd is really good for chips

[reef breach]

i js opened the challenges deck

[high acorn]

of course nothing beats arrowhead

for gold stake runs probably the best out of its friends rough gem, bloodstone, and onyx agate

imo anyway

[still ermine]

Wrong chat sorry

[narrow garnet]

Why the bloodstone hate

Its awesome

[high acorn]

i don't hate it it's just not amazing for ante 8 runs imo

[narrow garnet]

I saw a negative onyx the other day so cool

[narrow garnet]

Always assume we're going endless!!

[high acorn]

not me

i rarely do endless

i mean to be honest i rarely play balatro anymore

but when i did endless was not something i did often

[narrow garnet]

I want that e

[jolly parcel]

When is the balatro 2025 update coming?

Im curious

[high acorn]

When will the next update for Balatro come out?
Not even I know this. The update will be out when it's done and tested!

from the faq

[shy dove]

grim

spectral carf

[high acorn]

unless i have hologram grim is almost never something i do

[shy dove]

its good

definitely the best of the 3 enhanced cards spectrals

[jolly parcel]

Scholar

[shy dove]

just because its one rank

[high acorn]

beyond like first few antes scholar is awful

i think my brain is too gold stake pilled

[shy dove]

means you can a: find enhanced aces to copy and b: make more aces and c: remove a non ace

[high acorn]

probably underestimating the utility of these jokers on lower stakes

[high acorn]

yes fair but like we've already said aces don't have great jokers in general

[shy dove]

i mean

you dont need good jokers to synergize with your rank to be good

[high acorn]

face cards have more synergies so the familiar is imo slightly better than grim despite not creating a single rank

[high acorn]

it's a plus

[shy dove]

there are multiple anti face card bosses

[high acorn]

maybe it's just me but i've learned to work around them most of the time

[shy dove]

you definitely can work around them but if like i have levels in venus/mars and i open a spectral im taking grim and building towards aces

[high acorn]

agreed

i've done that before

[shy dove]

meanwhile i only ever really take familliar if i have a long term plan with face cards

[high acorn]

but typically i still end up pivoting

[shy dove]

a random smiley/scary combo isnt gonna be what im relying on long term

doesnt mean i cant take familliar since thats still direction but its also bloat since i realistically wanna work towards one rank

if i have photochad or even something like shoot the moon or hit the road ill take it

[high acorn]

ngl i only got hit the road to properly work like

once

sometimes i take it for a bit of extra x mult but usually it's not something i like to rely on long term

[rare kite]

guess what comes out in 2 weeks!

SILkSONG!

[high acorn]

yeah

[rare kite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XGeJwsUP9c

[high acorn]

been waiting long enough

[rare kite]

it looks really cool and really good 😄

[limpid tendon]

i am the girl. also no i am not trans i meant the snake as in my pet snake brah

[narrow garnet]

AHHH A GIRL

[limpid tendon]

zlawg I BARELY WIN

[limpid tendon]

FEAR ME

[narrow garnet]

Ok let me inspire you

[limpid tendon]

pls do

[high acorn]

what a reaction

[limpid tendon]

AHHH CELESTE

HIII

[high acorn]

erm

hi

[narrow garnet]

Most fun I've had on balatitro in a while

[high acorn]

swear to god i had this exact run before

[limpid tendon]

what the helly

[narrow garnet]

Did not keep the seed. I should've

[narrow garnet]

Now... its your turn

[limpid tendon]

BRO I HAVE NOTHINGG

HOW DO YOU DO THAT

[high acorn]

get lucky, lots of practice

in my case watch more hours of balatro content than i can count

[limpid tendon]

😭

[high acorn]

the screen shake is actually really distracting

[rare kite]

whoa dood you have two legendary jokies

[high acorn]

invisible joker has joined the chat

or maybe an ankh

[narrow garnet]

It was invisible

[high acorn]

or extremely unlikely, showman

[limpid tendon]

woah

[narrow garnet]

NO WAY THST WORKE

[high acorn]

i haven't seen it

but i don't see why it wouldn't

[narrow garnet]

Makes it multiple more 🙂

[high acorn]

just that seeing two soul cards in one run is really unlikely already

[narrow garnet]

Cause you cant see legendaries in shop??

[high acorn]

like i said

soul cards

without showman soul is guaranteed to give you a legendary you don't have

i think showman would get rid of that so it can make duplicates

the internet does indeed back my claim

[narrow garnet]

Thats crazy thought process

But valid af

I always rip soul cards, love the gamble

[hollow spade]

Black deck purple stake. Think I might be good ??

[limpid tendon]

i cant do purple stake

kill the purple stake

[narrow garnet]

Anything after blue is just a CHORE

[gleaming valley]

It's perfectly fine if you are. Also I wasn't talking to you when I said girl in ur pfp. I respect who you are and what you identify as.

[narrow garnet]

Green joker goes CRAZY

[hollow spade]

GIVE ME CHICOT GIVE ME CHICOY GIVE ME CHICOT

Yorick.

I just wanted to get around the plant 😭

[narrow garnet]

We all do..

[hollow spade]

Guess im pivoting from green joker

Dagger,,, you have been summoned

You are plus mult scaling

[fickle ocean]

guys

[hollow spade]

Rip, lost immediately lmfao

[fickle ocean]

i developed the best Balatro strat

[fickle ocean]

do you wanna hear it?

[hollow spade]

Nope, there is no one size fits all

[hollow vault]

check out the seed ZMGW5L4R

[narrow garnet]

Sure why not

Just restart until you get what you want?

[fickle ocean]

The best strat is: Don't play Balatro. I have 20K hours and a gambling addiction. now i forgor how to play actual poker

[narrow garnet]

Truly amazing and profound insight

[hollow spade]

Baseball about to go brrr

[high acorn]

correction: anything after blue is the real fun

though honestly anything below purple feels the same to me

in terms of difficulty

[narrow garnet]

Correction: Nawl

[high acorn]

play enough gold stake and you'll agree with me

gold stake becomes the new normal unironically

[narrow garnet]

Ive only bear gold on checkered

[gleaming valley]

The new norm?

[high acorn]

nowadays i swear when i do white stake my brain just shuts down and i lose faster because of that

[narrow garnet]

Im just tryna play for fun

I usually go black so I can get eternals

[high acorn]

seriously yeah that's up for you

for me gold stake is what's fun

white stake is just boring and easy

[hollow spade]

Forget the moon, im going to the outer edges of our solar system

[narrow garnet]

White stake is too easy ill agree there

[high acorn]

if you play enough of it yeah it feels like that

what c++ does to a mf

[nova shore]

play mods instead :D

[high acorn]

best balatro strat is: play inscryption

[sand wedge]

Holy hell i got a natural negative blueprint

[gleaming valley]

Cap

That's so lucky

[stuck bison]

(modded)
idk if i have the patience to wait this out

[nova shore]

start a new run

[wide lagoon]

watch family guy clips compilation

[stuck bison]

450 sec, still 101 cards yet to score...

[finite wolf]

peeking at the cards before blind is select

[finite wolf]

WHAT

[fringe cape]

I am going through this shit y'all

[finite wolf]

ANTE 1 FIRST SHOP SOUL??

[fickle ocean]

Reaper

[rustic radish]

pulling the trigger

[finite wolf]

Yorick

[idle cove]

wait LocalThunk is Northernlion all along

[narrow garnet]

Give seed

[narrow garnet]

Who!!

[rustic radish]

fym who i couldnt buy it my yolkers are all eternal 😭 😭

[narrow garnet]

Oh so the pain joker 😞

Im driving so didn't look to close

[rustic radish]

This isnt salt in the wound anymore, this is a well-seasoned, nicely sou-vied and seared wound

[rustic radish]

based

[finite wolf]

Unseeded btw

[narrow garnet]

Lucky duck

Who was it

[finite wolf]

Yorick

[fringe cape]

What's good

[rustic radish]

found this screenshot from like months ago

[rustic radish]

we're both in the obs discord 😭

[lean crane]

The voices told me what to do

[rustic radish]

mad respect. Tried that out omce and failed miserably. Whats that third joker?

[lean crane]

Stencil

[rustic radish]

:o

[finite wolf]

SERIOUSLY

2nd soul !?

[rustic radish]

no way

show me

[finite wolf]

Perkeo! I am on purple stake!!! So lucky!!!

[rustic radish]

godlike luck bro

Purple stake is such a huge difficulty spike

[finite wolf]

I know!!! I was on ghost deck have purple stake too but no luck

[sand wedge]

I got to ante 13 for the first time and have 10 joker slots on painted deck now lol

[narrow garnet]

Finally home from work, time for balatro

[finite wolf]

Got rid of perkeo for sock since I have pareidolia

[glass ginkgo]

how the hell do you beat this

[narrow garnet]

Egg it

[finite wolf]

YESSSSS

BEAT THE PURPLE STAKE FINALLY

yesssss

My luck is so incredibly!!!

[narrow garnet]

What deck?

[finite wolf]

Checkered purple stake

I was on ghost deck but struggling to beat the purple stake too

[narrow garnet]

I think im gonna try orange stake for abandoned tonight

[twilit bramble]

why do i keep getting the same voucher 4 times in a row for x2 planets in shop when i am on the baron build 🥀

[rustic radish]

What sucks is that you're still gonna suffer the purple stake effects ln the next 2 stakes

Orange and gold stake would be kinda lowkey free if it wasnt for ourple

[twilit bramble]

yeah, there's still a major difference between purple and orange

the perishable jokers make it so difficult sometimes lol

[rustic radish]

not rlly, only happened to me in extremely rare cases

[twilit bramble]

i am so cooked if i dont get anti matter right after this ante

[delicate viper]

-# Should I take:
Ice cream
Supernova
Smeared
Diet cola

[twilit bramble]

i mean, yeah, purple still makes the biggest difference xD

[rustic radish]

Also, im gonna say it, I skip blinds. I know its not optimal, i know im not maxxing out scaling jokers, but you cant look me in the eye and say its not fun. So many people act like skipping is some sin because its non-optimal but like its definitely really fun.

im tired of the skipping slander

#skiptagsmatter

[twilit bramble]

i also skip the entire run if i get 400k+ by ante 2-3

well 3-4 more likely

[limpid tendon]

oh i thought you did because you replied under my message, my bad vro

[twilit bramble]

but doesn't happen often

[limpid tendon]

LITERALLY

omg its obama

[rustic radish]

I always skip the first blind, and skip around 30% of all other blinds

[twilit bramble]

funny how red deck and blue deck are the only ones i don't have on gold stake

[narrow garnet]

I read this in the tune of red wine supernova for some reason

Obamna....

[rustic radish]

i am barack

[narrow garnet]

SODA

[limpid tendon]

obunga

[gleaming valley]

Obama whats ur last name

[gaunt stirrup]

I have been stuck on trying to beat gold, for 2 WEEKS

[limpid tendon]

its obama duh

obama obama

[narrow garnet]

The hedgehog

[rustic radish]

Im not very photogenic

[gaunt stirrup]

PLEASE chat, any tips 🙏

[limpid tendon]

YOU GOT THIS BRAH

[rustic radish]

mario

[gleaming valley]

How will you make bakatro better

[rustic radish]

Photochad

[gleaming valley]

Balatro

[limpid tendon]

also i see the crippled and gyro in your pfp, goated

[rustic radish]

I will allow to gamble with real money

[gaunt stirrup]

I NEVER get photochad, and when I do, it's always the same fucking thing, perishable 😔

[limpid tendon]

mods make this guy president NOIW

[gaunt stirrup]

Ah, a person of culture, FINALLY someone recognizes it

[narrow garnet]

Jojo nice

[rustic radish]

Best advice is to take risks honestly

[narrow garnet]

Is this the feature bala2ro

[limpid tendon]

this is

[lean crane]

Synergy

[rustic radish]

I will make balatro great again

[gleaming valley]

The arcana pack will have a judgment that makes credit card

[still ermine]

Joker obunga when?

[rustic radish]

Anyway gn chat i love you all :3

[narrow garnet]

All decks do the plasma deck thing

[gaunt stirrup]

Like what, Ride The Bus or smth? I've been trying everything, they're always too expensive, I'm doing gold on anaglyph fyi

[delicate viper]

I think it's obama

[gleaming valley]

Good night my beautiful love

[rustic radish]

now

[gaunt stirrup]

Gn president

[delicate viper]

GN obamnba

[still ermine]

Yipeee

[limpid tendon]

NOW

[delicate viper]

What would Joker obunga do ?

[limpid tendon]

also hii doggo wumpa! did you manage to beat ante 8?

[rustic radish]

Eats deck

[still ermine]

Y E S

Now i like flush

[limpid tendon]

this is what we should be aspiring to be

[limpid tendon]

YAYY

[delicate viper]

Useful if no discards left

[gaunt stirrup]

Increase rarity of each joker, if you can't make your people great, you can't be a leader

[delicate viper]

Yeah that too

[still ermine]

It was hard

[limpid tendon]

it iss but yay you got it

[twilit bramble]

YESSSSSSS

[narrow garnet]

Nice bro what deck n difficulty?

[limpid tendon]

VRO WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE ONE BALATRILLION DOLLARS

get it

[narrow garnet]

Shane o mac over here

[limpid tendon]

balatrillion

balatro

lol

[narrow garnet]

Im stealing that

[limpid tendon]

LOL

[twilit bramble]

i had 10k once lol

[gaunt stirrup]

This deck is beautiful, it's like seeing a golden boy in the mirror, cinema

[still ermine]

Base its my first win

[limpid tendon]

vro....

[fading kite]

trying to make a functioning deck is hard 😭

[narrow garnet]

Now you're the funny one annie

[gaunt stirrup]

My best was like, 370 man 😔

[limpid tendon]

i wont go bald trust up

[limpid tendon]

what the helly

hwo are you guys doing all that

my highest was like 200 dollarinis

[still ermine]

ALSO I UNLOCKED BLUE PRINT

[limpid tendon]

and then i died

[limpid tendon]

GOATED GOATED

[narrow garnet]

I did 400 for the satellite

[limpid tendon]

WHATTTT

[twilit bramble]

still goated

[gaunt stirrup]

Next, discard the royal flush, and complete the ritual 👿

[narrow garnet]

Woops I didn't mean to reply that one

[limpid tendon]

400 is cray

zy

[still ermine]

I already did it

[limpid tendon]

👅

[still ermine]

NOW I HAVE THE POWER

[gaunt stirrup]

then goodie

[narrow garnet]

I had to unlock and discover all jokers

[limpid tendon]

holy

[still ermine]

I also unlocked the magic deck

[narrow garnet]

It is done...

[gaunt stirrup]

Is there a legendary joker you have to unlock someway or are they all unlocked and I just have to get lucky? I've been trying to find one for the past, month and a half, and it's never giving me ir

[still ermine]

What is the worst design joker? Not the mechanic

[narrow garnet]

You gotta get lucky. Just go yellow deck and rip every arcana eh bud

[gaunt stirrup]

Bandit, or whatever his name is, he looks BALDDD

[narrow garnet]

Bandit?

[gaunt stirrup]

+hands,no discards

[narrow garnet]

Idk his name either lol

[still ermine]

He is bald

[gaunt stirrup]

DougDoug

[finite wolf]

I was very grateful about soul in 1st ante shop to got Yorick and beat the purple stake

I was so relieved

[still ermine]

Im not gonna spoiler myself on how to get more stake

[finite wolf]

Unseeded

It's very difficult at purple stake by beginning

[still ermine]

||the egg joker look ugly||

[narrow garnet]

WOW what if he saw this?? He'd be so upset

[gaunt stirrup]

He's VERY handsome, you just lack a finer taste

[still ermine]

I dont think hes alive

Also i might be wrong beacuse im stupid

[narrow garnet]

No hes egg

He transcends life

[still ermine]

:0

Its a cool joker

[narrow garnet]

I think onyx agate looks cool af

[twilit bramble]

gang i've done it

[narrow garnet]

Canio the best looking, don't try to convince me otherwise

[twilit bramble]

i can't believe the luck

[narrow garnet]

Its your TIME

[twilit bramble]

i hope so xD i still miss the reroll voucher

unfortunately

[narrow garnet]

Break record!!

[mortal steeple]

Nope!

[twilit bramble]

i am getting there

i am almost to naneinf, if everything goes well

(unseeded)

[narrow garnet]

Youre God for the rest of the week

[twilit bramble]

gg, going for my second ever naneinf lol

[narrow garnet]

Godspeed

[still ermine]

True

[narrow garnet]

I just wanna get a good run going w him 🥺 👉 👈

[finite wolf]

Found the nice combo is hiker, hanging Chad, and red seal card

[still ermine]

You will trust me

[twilit bramble]

😭 😭

can't take it unfortunately

[raven trench]

what gives me more points? brainstorm on photo or ballot

[ancient plover]

Balatro is the only game I have on my phone and I pick it up every now and again

I’ve yet to beat it

[still ermine]

I got a question, i can do flush with different colors?, i've seen roffle do it

[twilit bramble]

photo

[raven trench]

can u explain why so I understand it and don't have to ask again

[twilit bramble]

so, if you copy the chad, you get 2 additional triggers, meaning you trigger photo twice. If you copy the photo, you trigger it 3 times ( once by default, and two times by chad )

[still ermine]

.

[twilit bramble]

you copy the chad only when you have things like lucky cards kind of thing

[static ridge]

Only when you enhance them with wild cards

[twilit bramble]

if you have glass is probably the same thing

[raven trench]

ohhh ok

[still ermine]

What are those

[static ridge]

Oh you don't know?

Well

[still ermine]

Yea?

[static ridge]

They're special, you have to use the Tarot card called "the lovers"

What are wild cards?

[twilit bramble]

you need wild cards

[static ridge]

What's their special ability? Well, they have the same suit as others

[twilit bramble]

but the only reason you'd make them wildcards is to use ancient joker, so you dont use bloodstone + oa6s

[static ridge]

So that means if you for example wild card a clubs, it'll count as the other colors (diamonds, spades, hearts)

[twilit bramble]

yes

they are good for ancient joker

[static ridge]

It's good when you have ancient joker

[static ridge]

I was about to say that 😭

[twilit bramble]

royale flush with ancient joker

otherwise you would use idol

[still ermine]

Oh :0

[static ridge]

Yeah haha, but well, wild cards don't do much

Only when you have like

red seals on them with the ancient joker

what does ancient joker? well, it gives 1.5x mult for every [random suit] scored!!!

[twilit bramble]

yeah, that's the only reason i can think of to make them wildcards lol, because in royale flush you cant put glass on your cards

and it's the best joker for that build

[static ridge]

Yeah haha

[lean crane]

I'm photochading in the face of those guys

[twilit bramble]

damn, mr bones too

[static ridge]

here's a lil example of ancient joker (there's no wild cards tho)

[narrow garnet]

Wild cards are so mid 😫

[twilit bramble]

depends

[narrow garnet]

Gungeon art ✔️ ✅️

[static ridge]

Yeah... only ancient joker clears that opinion, after wild cards are USELESS

[static ridge]

I love Enter the Gungeon 😍

[twilit bramble]

yea, kinda

[narrow garnet]

So funny and fun

[still ermine]

I love ancient joker

[twilit bramble]

all suit bosses make wildcard useless as well

[narrow garnet]

The letter was a fun weapon

[still ermine]

The first time I get him it was good but u lost beacuse i was stupid

[opal hornet]

Hello there! 👋

[narrow garnet]

Sup gangsta

[fickle ocean]

GABLE GAMBLE GAMBLE

ALL IN

[static ridge]

I love they that they have ported it on phone

[fickle ocean]

ALL IN

[narrow garnet]

Haha you said gable

[fickle ocean]

gabriel

[narrow garnet]

Wow thats huge

[static ridge]

Finally arrived!!!

[narrow garnet]

F that guy hes always calling in sick and leaving early

[fickle ocean]

How bro looks at me after i hookd his queen.

(he's about to crash out and i ragebaited him)

[narrow garnet]

Thats so awesome, I have the special edition it came w cards

[subtle laurel]

Yo

[rose frost]

About to pull off my first unseeded naneinf

[static ridge]

I also have them!

[hot vortex]

I jus died on purple stake

[narrow garnet]

What jokes you get

[hot vortex]

Showdown

[narrow garnet]

Jokers

[still ermine]

Also can glass card break easily?

[static ridge]

Well the usual, it's the red deck, Gros Michel, Juggler, Blueprint and Jimbo

[static ridge]

1 in 4 chance to break

If you have all sixes (a joker btw) there's more probability for the cards to break

[still ermine]

Nooo my glass...

[static ridge]

But I mean, that's what the tarot is named, the justice, you get 2x for the scored hand by the balance of getting it destroyed, it's literally ⚖️

[still ermine]

Its like flipping a coin?

[static ridge]

Uh huh, all luck based on that tarot, it's not bad, but when it breaks, you know that's bad

luckily there's a joker that permanently gains 0.75x mult for every glass cards broken

[still ermine]

If they break in my first time im gonna cry like nikocado avocado

[lean crane]

Judgment wants me to win

[static ridge]

They easily break tho 🥹✌️ I

[still ermine]

:<

[still ermine]

Think about your last card are glass and they broke but you still lose

[static ridge]

Painful.

@still ermine Cool description btw, I love Smiling Friends

[still ermine]

Me too i love smiling friends

But there is no italian dub

[static ridge]

You speak Italian?

[still ermine]

Yea

[static ridge]

:0

[nova shore]

oh

[still ermine]

Beacuse i am

[static ridge]

Yeah yeah I get that, oh and are you excited for season 3 of the show?

[narrow garnet]

Blue print is sick wow

[static ridge]

Cuz it's kinda getting near

[white robin]

why does the server ask if im interested in modded balatro?

[narrow garnet]

Yay season 3

[narrow garnet]

If you say yes they send an agent to kill you

[still ermine]

YEEEEEEES

[white robin]

sweet

[rose frost]

we did it

[static ridge]

WOW

[white robin]

oh i shouldve just check the faq my bad g

[still ermine]

Why all negative?

[static ridge]

Not even plasma

Wow

[still ermine]

Even the screen is negative

[atomic pumice]

Is it intentional that hologram only gains one .25x mult even when multiple playing cards are added from spectral cards such as incantation and cryptid?

[static ridge]

Haha, that's endless mode, ans negative because of that one spectral card name I forgot

[nova shore]

you are the first two people I've seen who can speak Italian.

[static ridge]

Makes random joker negative for the horrible prize of losing 1 hand size

[still ermine]

@rose frost Is your score ok?

[static ridge]

I don't speak Italian yo, I'm Spanish 🥹✌️

[nova shore]

oh

[rose frost]

Yep that's all

[nova shore]

doggo its alone then

[white robin]

5 dollar

[still ermine]

I am negative too

[static ridge]

Of course only 5 dollars

[white robin]

incomprehensible numerical value vs 5 dollar

[finite wolf]

I saw ethereal egg 4 times already!! I keep seeing it!

[atomic pumice]

Cus if it is intentional, hologram’s description should be re-worded

[still ermine]

Egg is cool

[finite wolf]

But ethereal is sucks on egg

[narrow garnet]

Get swashbuckler!!

[finite wolf]

I barely see it

[static ridge]

Try to get Ceremonial Dagger

[still ermine]

Rotten egg

[finite wolf]

How? It's won't destroy the ethereal joker?

[static ridge]

Oohh eternal you say

[finite wolf]

Yes I mistype it

[static ridge]

Yeah it cannot

but 4!!???

What did you use!??

[finite wolf]

I reroll shop and I see it frequently at different runs

[frail estuary]

got too greedy

[still ermine]

What did jimbo said

[rotund herald]

Let's go September 4th!!

[finite wolf]

?

[nova shore]

silksong

[finite wolf]

Oh it's lot early

[frail estuary]

You can still theoretically get it for temperance

[rotund herald]

Sadly it's during my prelims so I gotta put it off for a bit 😔

[narrow garnet]

Dang thats rough

[cobalt maple]

you gotta be kidding me, i just had a run with a hologram in a pack and rental certificate in shop 1 but i fumbled the first round so bad i didn't have enough money for both, so i lost. but right after, i tried the seed again and won on gold stake first try... that's gotta be my biggest fumble in all of my time playing balatro, that run was so easy and i was doing it on anaglyph deck so i would've gotten another deck down on gold stake and i would've had a super easy win if i wasn't so stubborn with that first hand (seed is 5IA652PX if anyone wants to try)

[finite wolf]

Haven't know about that

[frail estuary]

It's one of the best uses of the egg!! You could max temperance out and get 50 dollars each time it shows up, which is pretty nice. Although having the flexibility of selling it at some point is always nice, of course, especially as it gives you a lot of money. But that's always the problem with eternal jockers

[slim junco]

GGs

[halcyon sleet]

I joined to ask what is the animation where the man gets a 4 of a kind in poker or something and balatro music happens and he gets a mult and chips thing

Y'all I need this

[lean crane]

Suffering

[shy dove]

the mime in the bottom right corner: Small Blind

[hollow spade]

God I hate black deck

3 hands 2 discards. What am I even meant to do lmfao

Genuinely seems like it's half lottery

[narrow garnet]

Gaming

[pale bobcat]

I love highcard builds

(Photochad)

[pale bobcat]

I thought it was3,3, 6

[cedar glade]

this is the stupidest run ever

[pale bobcat]

It’s 3 hands 3 discards 6 jokers uncle

[cedar glade]

fully set up for naneinf at ante 15 and I get this shit

[pale bobcat]

Iv gotten one before

[cedar glade]

nah that’s not the necessarily crazy part

[pale bobcat]

No burglar?

[nova shore]

this?

wait

[cedar glade]

I will not survive with a burglar

[pale bobcat]

Ante 16*

[pale bobcat]

Then you is not getting naneinf

Lmao

[cedar glade]

I was setup last ante, I think I can tell what ante I’m on currently

[pale bobcat]

4:4 you wish

[cedar glade]

do you truly believe ante 24 is possible with a burglar and this setup

[halcyon sleet]

Lmk if you find it

[pale bobcat]

uh huh, I don’t see a burglar and I see 4 hands 4 discards, you are YET to have setup

[cedar glade]

I have nearly 3K dollars bro

[cedar glade]

ragebait

[nova shore]

its sending...

[pale bobcat]

you said you wanted to be setup with nane inf

[nova shore]

i have bad wifi

[halcyon sleet]

Oh alr

[pale bobcat]

coping?

[halcyon sleet]

All good no worries

[halcyon sleet]

YES TYSM MWAH ILY

[pale bobcat]

@cedar glade only 69 cards no nnae inf for you

😭

[cedar glade]

go do your own naneinf buster boy

[lean crane]

Giga scaling

[nova shore]

idk what language is that

yk?

[halcyon sleet]

Yes thank you so much mwah (kiss onomatopoeia) I love you

[nova shore]

WHICH ONE

[cedar glade]

it’s perkeo so not a real naneinf

[pale bobcat]

you said do your own nane inf

lmao

you really love coping huh

[nova shore]

what type of logic is that

[pale bobcat]

listen

[cedar glade]

not a real naneinf

[pale bobcat]

Geneuien advice

[slim junco]

make up your mind balala

[patent flame]

No correlation

[pale bobcat]

you need more steel king red seals and burgelar

[cedar glade]

you need more real naneinf

[patent flame]

We know

[pale bobcat]

the cope is hilarious

show your nane inf

[pale bobcat]

He doesn’t

[pale bobcat]

been trying to tell him but he’s just ignoring me not realising

[pale bobcat]

Uncle how did you get 12 antes in 10mins uncle

[rare orchid]

invited me to this server to show me memes

[prisma raft]

i got a baron mime blueprint run

[pale bobcat]

Do you notice the burglar and the 109 cards he has

[cedar glade]

hey bud this is a previous screenshot

[prisma raft]

and needed to show her

[pale bobcat]

Then surely you know you have to get burglar and more cards

[hollow spade]

Imagine not playing for gold stake.

[pale bobcat]

😭

[cedar glade]

please tell me you have more critical thinking skills than this 😭

if I’m ante 15 I cannot take a burglar

therefore

[narrow garnet]

Is that luna freaking snow

[cedar glade]

I need to have money saved up

[patent flame]

Wheres ur real naneinf

[pale bobcat]

uncle what which stake does that

[pale bobcat]

why uncle?

[hollow spade]

Blue stake reduces discard by 1.

[pale bobcat]

uncle what the funk

[patent flame]

Ante 15 isn't e87 requirement

[hollow spade]

Stop being so incredibly dense that I am convinced you dont have a highschool diploma

[cedar glade]

therefore when I have 3K dollars and all the vouchers and an ectoplasm and all the necessary jokers to get past Ante 24

[pale bobcat]

ok uncle

[cedar glade]

to me that is set up to get naneinf

aside from the burglar

[pale bobcat]

uncle I’m 15

[cedar glade]

I have 8 antes to gain even more money

[pale bobcat]

I don’t know what a diploma is

[hollow spade]

Cool. Stop being so dumb regardless then

[pale bobcat]

I’m Chinee

[narrow garnet]

Well that proves his point oops

[cedar glade]

and to print out kings

[pale bobcat]

uncle actually I was born yesterdays tomorrow uncle

[hollow spade]

Ayo isnt there a rule against trolls?

[pale bobcat]

ok

how do you plan to print kings

8 more antes is 24. Rounds

DNA each round is

[nova shore]

printer

[pale bobcat]

like

24

[narrow garnet]

Old ahh

[pale bobcat]

you gonna get cryptids fools and deaths

[static ridge]

Tarot Death?

[pale bobcat]

Yes uncle

[narrow garnet]

That might work, lemme test it

[static ridge]

You just need to be lucky

[pale bobcat]

Uncle what if he has all his cards ads steel red kings

[static ridge]

And actually find it

[cedar glade]

thank you for #understanding

[pale bobcat]

He has to open packs uncle

Packs aren’t guaranteed uncle

[narrow garnet]

Saying uncle all the way is kinda devious and unsettling

[pale bobcat]

Mushoku tensei is so pervy uncle

[static ridge]

I dunno??? Look for Baron, mime and have like 56 level High card

[cedar glade]

im convinced you haven’t gotten naneinf or seen a legendary less naneinf at all

because I have a dna

[pale bobcat]

Uncle what if he has only level 55 high card

[pale bobcat]

uncle the second one is right uncle but I know how

[static ridge]

It doesn't matter!

[pale bobcat]

Where uncle

[pale bobcat]

Wht if it’s 57

[cedar glade]

I can copy DNA with blueprint brainstorm

[patent flame]

Doesn't give u rights to be stupid

[prisma raft]

can i have ur profile picture i love it

[static ridge]

Dna kinda useless when you don't have like blueprint

[pale bobcat]

Where’s dna uncle

nvm

awhhhhh

[static ridge]

Alright 😂

[pale bobcat]

uncle I’m 22

[cedar glade]

im sorry for assuming you know how to do a naneinf and thinking you were ragebaiting

[slim junco]

boss blind just let me win

[cedar glade]

bro

[patent flame]

Casual balatrocord

[static ridge]

Oops

[nova shore]

this chat isnt #🕹・game-discussion

[patent flame]

Another day another ragebaiter

[static ridge]

Kinda spoke too late

[pale bobcat]

Uncle show your deck

[cedar glade]

it doesn’t matter what my deck looks like right now because, like I said, 7 antes with 5 copies of DNA will significantly change my deck

that is 105 extra cards

[prisma raft]

my friend who doesnt know balatro is reading this

and is very confused

[rare orchid]

this is buzzword hell what is going on

[cedar glade]

but I have polychrome red steel kings already

polychrome doesn’t matter but I found it epic and cool

[static ridge]

Yeah, polychrome on cards only purpose is to be gorgeous with the red seal steel kings

[pale bobcat]

Uncle you should show me uncle

[static ridge]

After that I don't find any use to it

[pale bobcat]

Is your deck fix not deck fixed uncle

[narrow garnet]

Why is polychrome so irrelevant 🙁

[cedar glade]

I agree

[static ridge]

It's just, useless...

[prisma raft]

polychrome useless??

[static ridge]

Holographic is better

[narrow garnet]

I think id rather have poly than nothing ?

[narrow garnet]

Oh ok I'll remembrance that

[prisma raft]

me in ante 12 wishing my holographic was polychrome for the +4 mult instead of 10,000 mult

[cedar glade]

to a naneinf run where exponents are so prominent, 1.5x isn’t enough to be relevant for any sort of scoring

[static ridge]

Maybe try to get negative?

[narrow garnet]

Fucking elden ring flashbacks

[cedar glade]

in ante 8 or other high score runs like idol, polychrome is incredibly strong with any sort of decent setup

[narrow garnet]

Oh I meant like for scoring cards that you play

[pale bobcat]

Uncle wh aren’t they steel uncle

[cedar glade]

polychrome is not irrelevant except in the extremely small percentage of runs that are Baron mime

[narrow garnet]

Negative should be added to wheel

[cedar glade]

IVE EXPLAINED TO YOU MAYBE 3 TIMES NOW

[pale bobcat]

Uncle can you die uncle you have 1 6 and no sixth sense uncle

[narrow garnet]

Cmon uncle please do it right uncle

[static ridge]

Oh yeah, it's equally the same haha, foil, holografic and poly are still useless for scoring

[pale bobcat]

what do you mean

[cedar glade]

uncle I am going to crack you out

[nova shore]

how you have so many uncles?

[pale bobcat]

You gonna do that once you reach ante 24 uncle

[pale bobcat]

Grandma goes around

[static ridge]

I got this run, never got a Mime and polychrome did nothing

[prisma raft]

and holographic would have???

[pale bobcat]

uncle not even e something

[static ridge]

I mean... holographic is only good when early run

[static ridge]

My luck's trash 🥹✌️

[pale bobcat]

Least obvious seeded run

[static ridge]

Dang 😔

[pale bobcat]

Seeded uncle it doesn’t count

It’s unfair

[static ridge]

You're saying that photo you sent is seeded??

[pale bobcat]

Space joker + double dice steroids

[pale bobcat]

Yes uncle the one with the 2 negative legendariws

😭

[static ridge]

Ofc

[pale bobcat]

Iv never gotten more then 1 leg in a run

(Chicot doesn’t count as a legendary idgaf)

[static ridge]

I mean, it's kinda possible to get that in normal run

but it's just sooooo rare

[pale bobcat]

2 natural negative legendary hokers ante 1?

[static ridge]

Natural?? You didn't use Ectoplasm to make them or something like that???

[pale bobcat]

No?

Hr eee

[static ridge]

Holy shit

[pale bobcat]

Here seed

You pls

Play

[static ridge]

Damn

Alright...

I'll keep it

[pale bobcat]

There’s Nat negative perkeo blueprint and brainstorm seed

Ante 2

[static ridge]

There's a seed that you can already do naneinf on ante 5

[pale bobcat]

19 blue prints?

[static ridge]

It's literally just Mime and Baron, 2 brainstorms, blueprint, and a bunch of negative Cryptid (made by Perkeo but you have to sell him in a moment of the run)

Wait, imma just do the seed and send you a screenshot

[pale bobcat]

I found it

[narrow garnet]

Is full house also ok to play for abandoned deck? Or is the scaling poop

Im sick of orange stake !!

[hollow spade]

God I hate black deck

[pale bobcat]

Just play the face cards

[hollow spade]

Start spare trouser. Then, dont draw a single two pair against ante 7 boss blind

[narrow garnet]

Hmm oh yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea yea

[hollow spade]

On any other deck, with the amount of thinning i had done, it would've been guaranteed

[narrow garnet]

Not drawing a 2 pair is legit the game just laughing at you man what the fuck

Evilatro

[rugged shale]

get rid of chad or photograph?

[hollow spade]

I had brainstorm and the trousers was polychrome with two pair level 7.

NOPE!

[hollow spade]

Sell chad and copy sock i think is optimal here

[narrow garnet]

Chad i guess, let a professional answer too lol

[rugged shale]

gun going crazy rn

[narrow garnet]

Mmmmmmmmm MMMMMM

[rugged shale]

no poly or red seal unfortunately yet

[narrow garnet]

Lucky gigachad

[fallow briar]

should i replace cavendish with hologram

[oblique sierra]

well free celest packs for the rest of the run

[prisma raft]

my friend says shes getting a bad reputation of the game because she keeps looking in this server

[static ridge]

@pale bobcat this is what I was talking about, ante 5 naneinf, didn't reach naneinf because I sold 1 cryptid tho

[hot vortex]

why

[finite wolf]

I know but I want to beat that for very long time!

[hot vortex]

this is a good server though

[prisma raft]

IK

[narrow garnet]

Omfg i gambled and got a lil trear

[prisma raft]

im trying to tell them that

[static ridge]

What? no one is bad here :(.

[narrow garnet]

Im on abandoned deck and just invisible jokered me wee

[strong flint]

Wack

This is like, one of the least problematic servers ever, as far as I’ve seen

[prisma raft]

literally

theyre seeing the foriegn termonology and the tiny argument above

[strong flint]

Bruh

[rare orchid]

NOT WHAT I WAS SAYING AT ALL

[prisma raft]

is

[rare orchid]

I WAS SAYING THAT ITS CONCERNING THAT THE ONLY BALATRO PLAYER I KNOW CHOSES TO SIT AND PLAY BALATRO WHEN I DRAG U OUT THE HOUSE

So it like

bad rep

[strong flint]

It’s peak gaming how could they not

[prisma raft]

right

i want to show them a normal run so they know how the game looks

but im too good at the game and got a blueprint mime baron run

which is also cool but i think wouldnt really represent the game the best

[rare orchid]

ok but when im trying to eat my food and have a nice conversation with them to see then playing balatro on their phone i get worried

[fickle ocean]

I LOVE GAMBLING

[strong flint]

Balala is best when you’ve got a run that doesn’t seem like it should work

[fickle ocean]

SEND HELP

[reef breach]

chat W moderation?

[oblique sierra]

oh god

[rare orchid]

is that roblox??

[reef breach]

yes

💔

[hot vortex]

1st shop btw

[white robin]

first blueprint+brainstorm ever

hype

[acoustic jolt]

YOU HAVE NO REAL JOKERS AND YOU DIE ANTE 3

[white robin]

if only it was a higher stake

[oblique sierra]

OHHHHH MY GOD

NVM FOUND SOMETHING BETTER

[hot vortex]

i died ante 4

😔

bc of that

also i wasnt doing very good on econ

[zinc hazel]

um so i kinda accidently did a thing

blame the double tags

[hot vortex]

bruh

[zinc hazel]

and this is only ante 2 😭

[hot vortex]

HOW

[zinc hazel]

THE DOUBLE TAGS

HODHYOHDBISD

I GOT TWO OF THEM

[hot vortex]

No straights played also 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[acoustic jolt]

Well now you're set for life

Straight scaling is absurd

Honestly probably like 7 more levels and that shit will 1 shot Ante 8

[hot vortex]

Straights are kinda hard to get though

[acoustic jolt]

If you're an idiot sure

But in my experience not really

If you're really struggling get four fingers or shortcut

They're about as to assemble as flushes are tbh

[hot vortex]

rly?

[zinc hazel]

bro it only gives me like 10K 😭

[oblique sierra]

WHAT THE TARNATION

[acoustic jolt]

Yes

[hot vortex]

Idk i dont go for straights often

[narrow garnet]

I died in orange stake at ante 8 boss , 30,000 short

[acoustic jolt]

Go for Straights more

[narrow garnet]

I just suck atbthis game man god dammit

[acoustic jolt]

Superposition is shit but it's still tarot generation

Also Straight scaling will win you Jokerless bro

[austere meteor]

I got balatro burn out

[narrow garnet]

Is gobeera goku and beer fused

[hot vortex]

nah

Its gojira + beer

[acoustic jolt]

When beeriving

[narrow garnet]

YOOO

Im going in September for my b day

[hot vortex]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[zinc hazel]

nvm got screwed over by face down cards

welp

gotta start over again

[hot vortex]

Im so glad I used skip tagd

Skip tags are underrated trust

[glossy agate]

[strong flint]

Real tbh

Been playing too much 🥀

[glossy agate]

[hot vortex]

[glossy agate]

Boys, seeds to harvest in the purple blinds?

[zinc hazel]

also if your wondering
Ante 1: skipped both small and big blind to get both double tags and defeated boss blind
Ante 2: Small blind could be skipped to upgrade straight by 3 levels, promptly, the two double tags added +6 to that also boosting it from just a level 4 to a level 10

[glossy agate]

[zinc hazel]

blame the RNG

[glossy agate]

Bruh

[pale bobcat]

GOD IS REAL

I MADE A NEW PROFILE

[oblique sierra]

oh you are back again

[hot vortex]

supernova is a card i always grab if i see at any time basically

Probably my favorite

Its pretty peak joker

[lean crane]

My favorite joker is Hit The Road

I also like Blackboard

It's almost a free X3

[cedar glade]

here’s your naneinf you ordered

spent like maybe 20$ rolling down for the burglar

[cedar echo]

Hi chat

[hot vortex]

hi

[oblique sierra]

i guess this is how its gonna go then

[hot vortex]

I dont think balatro should have more jokers

[cedar glade]

interesting take

[pale bobcat]

What’s the easiest deck for orange stake, I reckon checkered

[hot vortex]

my main view is that if there is too many getting the one you want will become impossible. But that's probably a very common consensus

[meager nymph]

guys wtf is thunks pfp 😂

[cedar glade]

I highly highly doubt we’re getting more than 15 for the content update

but that’s a fair assessment

[hot vortex]

da fool

Its tuff

[meager nymph]

no it aint

its some jimbo variation

[hot vortex]

Oh he changed it

What

My new favorite combo is vagabond+credit card

[still ermine]

Goodnight balatro server

[oblique sierra]

oh god what is this combo i got

[opal burrow]

Pretty good unseeded gold stake on plasma deck. I wish I didn't take the chads but it was the only thing that kept me alive during the early antes.

Also could not find polychrome in packs or from aura

[oblique sierra]

seed incase you want to try it

[north crescent]

with baseball put uncommons after +mult

[oblique sierra]

did that

[north crescent]

lol didnt scroll down

sick run

[slim junco]

Hi

[fervent ridge]

That was a good run.

I just needed a x-mult.

[lavish jackal]

Plasma deck overrated

(I don't get any chip joker at the shop) 😭

[bold stratus]

I wonder where my wee joker went

[oblique sierra]

[bold stratus]

I’m actually so sad tho I had to take a boss tag and waste my 8 double tags so I could survive (it was violet vessel initially)

[oblique sierra]

eternal mr bones?

[cerulean rampart]

back stake

🟢

[timid cedar]

no, jokers where their gimmick revolves around selling or decaying cannot be eternal (turtle bean, popcorn, invisible joker, etc)

[oblique sierra]

can mr bones have eternal?

oh

[timid cedar]

egg is an exception as its gimmick has value beyond selling

[haughty heath]

✌️

[pale bobcat]

uncle

wheres ur negative perkeo uncle

[pale bobcat]

first win?

😭 b

[pale bobcat]

what are those jokers bor

[fervent ridge]

Great start.

[honest canopy]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrick

Why did localthunk change his profile pic 😩 it's cursed

[arctic bloom]

GUYS

Wait this isnt the right one

Guys look
My first flush house run :)

[honest canopy]

Nice one!

[arctic bloom]

:D

I won with just the hand level alone tbf

The rest of my jokers was just for blue seal and gold card value

[honest canopy]

That makes it even better

[arctic bloom]

Fr

[honest canopy]

I legit have not done a flush house run before but I should. I always just want flush five but flush house seems more fun

[leaden wind]

Guess what is going to happen on september 4

[mellow summit]

what?

are u gonna celebrate my birthday?

[hot vortex]

lmao i was on purple stake used a skip tag for a free holographic joker and got hanging Chad and was like, wouldnt it be really funny if i also got photo in the next shop

I did

[gleaming valley]

I got my brother, Dad, mom, and grandma hooked on balatro.

[sullen pebble]

mystic summit riffraff jolly joker todolist 1042/1200 101/150

man fuck i should've used that ectoplasm to complete drunkard as well ❤️‍🩹

i forgot i got pallette

[hot vortex]

guys how do i use campfire effectively

I kinda suck with it

[real sparrow]

Just buy and sell consumables and possibly jokers

[quick wedge]

I leave

Goodbye

[hot vortex]

rate my deck chat

I just got cavendish

[crystal fulcrum]

What's up?

[crystal fulcrum]

W Photo Chad.

[slim dirge]

good ol canio

[light apex]

Hello

[slim dirge]

pareidolia + canio = 🎰🎰🎰

[dark cliff]

What is the best hand to win gold stake?

[finite wolf]

It's silksong release

[narrow garnet]

What yiu got him up to?

[slim dirge]

x30 something

i lost at ante 12 because i straight up ran out of cards

💀

[finite wolf]

I used DNA ability on needle boss blind