🎙・server-chat

[zenith wadi]

I do a two pair build for (almost) every run

[fading kite]

it seems simple but effective!

[fringe cape]

Next time

[hollow spade]

Yeah but you also wanna be discarding 5 faces at a time

[icy onyx]

Black deck gold stake saved by the holo skip eternal to do list

My go to start for beating gold stake black deck is
Riff raff
Holo tag
Scaling mult joker Or just half jonkler
Non rental madness

[slim junco]

That's a funny way of saying Pairs

[barren geyser]

How do i win gold stake full tutorial google search

[forest loom]

pair

[narrow garnet]

Play good cards

[elfin tapir]

I’d recommend a non perishable ancient joker

with some retriggering effect

easy score to get to ante 8 at least

[rapid hill]

Thats why you have Gordon Ramsey as your profile, you are cooking

[austere ice]

yo guys i have a question for yall

with pocket ace's you push half of your chips or 3-4BB

[austere python]

we dont play poker were here to not get addicted to real gambling

[fallen swan]

depends on the players/position

[austere ice]

some aggresive some chill and u are playing from cutoff

[cloud halo]

putting on chad is bad if he wants highest scoring

should be on photo

but if he has some econ gen from that card and he knows he can just win regardless putting on chad is correct

[austere ice]

@fallen swan

[fallen swan]

personally I'd do 3-4BB

[austere ice]

thnaks

[stuck hawk]

yeah 32<64

[halcyon fossil]

Hello, a friend who plays balatro invited me to the server, is the game good?

[jolly talon]

Indeed it ia

Is

[inner wyvern]

its not good its the best

[halcyon fossil]

Thanks

Sorry for my English, I am Chilean.

But thanks

[drifting belfry]

your english seems good... anyway enjoy your stay here

[cinder marlin]

cahstpg du dm

[cinder marlin]

SoS CHUleno

chaleno

chaleco

chilenio

[halcyon fossil]

Yes

Chileno

[cinder marlin]

que

[nova shore]

rule 2

[cinder marlin]

sori

[tepid charm]

31 minutos

@stuck hawk Meister Squidward?!

[hot vortex]

purple stake pmo

ive been stuck on it

For 2 days

[slim junco]

Juno was mad

[stuck hawk]

what

[slim junco]

He knew he’d been had

So he shot at the sun with a gun

[delicate viper]

Shot at the sun with a gun

[lean crane]

Looked inside

Thanks, game

[merry locust]

I LOVE TV

[glass mortar]

person next to me on the bus was playing balatro so i decided to flex on them 🤫🧏

[limpid tendon]

their keychain is so cute ALSO BRO what the helly nice jokers

[glass mortar]

yeah they looked so nice 😭
also yeah first run in months 😛

[halcyon sequoia]

I’m at my library so tell me a movie and I’ll see if they have it, and maybe I can stream it to you guys cause I have a DVD reader

[thick trail]

Got a 4 perkeo unseeded but got cooked by a boss blind

[limpid tendon]

vro how 😭

[thick trail]

Had the first planet voucher too

[limpid tendon]

aughh im jaking it

[sonic field]

got a hit the road and yorick on the 15 minute city challenge and then died to absloute ass draws

i didnt even get to scale yorick to 2x

[dusk mauve]

cards don't have to be face cards to count for yorick

[iron bluff]

First Purple Stake run, yall fw this?

[lament falcon]

https://chuffed.org/project/134840-urgent-help-ayads-family-and-his-children-in-gaza-survive i don't know if this is against the rules but this is a fundraiser for someone i've spoken to recently, i don't really think its a scam due to the fact ive spoken to him over video call twice and hes the same person you see in the pictures, i even heard his children crying. i haven't been hacked or anything its just been kinda weighing on my soul and all that

[hot vortex]

next ur gonna stream balatro fr

photochad

[quasi cedar]

Actually he prefers Photographer Chadwick

[flat tide]

First time I’ve gotten to the “e’s”

[hot vortex]

unseeded?

good job

[flat tide]

Thank you!!

It’s a really fun seed to try

Photo Chad with a second shop brainstorm

Take the showman

[gloomy herald]

yes, its your favorite legendary, chicot

@final delta its snoopy, new profile

[gloomy herald]

no chicot?

[limpid tendon]

AWESOMEEE

[limpid tendon]

photo is my goat

[flat tide]

FR

[flat tide]

Sadly😔

[limpid tendon]

AUGHHH CAVENDISH

i love cavendish

yum

how do i get gif perms

what the helly

[exotic gazelle]

It's gross michel jsjsjsj

[jolly talon]

U can't

[hollow spade]

Oh im big dumb rn

[meager nymph]

guess what

||jimbo butt||

[limpid tendon]

NOOO WHAT

[limpid tendon]

OHH

[limpid tendon]

guess who

|| jimbo poo||

[exotic gazelle]

Yesss

[meager nymph]

guess west

||jimbo breast||

[limpid tendon]

👅

[meager nymph]

freakyy

[limpid tendon]

give me jimbo breast

NOW

do you think someones like.. drawn that...

👅

[meager nymph]

go to twitter

[limpid tendon]

JIMBO POO!!!

[ionic python]

You take like 90000 ectoplasms and then take a juggle tag into the next blind, do you still lose?

[limpid tendon]

i never lose 🗣️

[ionic python]

Okay

[meager nymph]

whos kiara

[limpid tendon]

woman who gave me nitro

[meager nymph]

...

[limpid tendon]

👅

[limpid tendon]

my dream run

HOW DO YOU MAKE IT TO ANTE 13

[meager nymph]

mine better

[limpid tendon]

goated runs

me

if you care

[patent pine]

high card is lvl 102 and i only play holographic glass card queens with a red seal

[lean crane]

I'm a Hit the road enjoyer

[limpid tendon]

HOW DO YOU USE HIT THE ROAD I CANT

[lean crane]

Just fix the deck

Like this

[limpid tendon]

what the helly

[patent pine]

my current deck is a mess lol

[lean crane]

That's just a regular Gold Stake deck

[cunning hemlock]

https://www.youtube.com/live/woAArqPTsY0?si=Dz6d1OOBW1mpTJTp

[patent pine]

im just playing white stake to get the last bit of vouchers in collection since my progress on the steam version is a lot farther behind than my monbile version progress

[delicate viper]

-# Should I take crafty or droll?

[delicate viper]

Same

[dusk mauve]

probably droll

[lean crane]

Campfire is way more fun

[dusk mauve]

Test message

[patent pine]

im like 81% total progress on mobile and only about 37% total progress on steam

[limpid tendon]

WHAT TEH EHLLY

[limpid tendon]

crazy

[worldly basin]

Keep the chips

[delicate viper]

I thought so, don't want too much mult

Money add then multiply

[novel girder]

Hagan un chat hispano

[patent pine]

Ive been playing for like almost an entire year now tbh

[worldly basin]

Too much mult is useless if small chips

[delicate viper]

Exactly

[opaque shard]

Hey chat

[gloomy herald]

awwww

[mint violet]

how big your wee?

[lean crane]

It was an idol run

[limpid tendon]

aw

[jolly talon]

Kinda insane ngl

[jolly talon]

Anyway yaa welcome to balatro

How far are you into the game

[patent pine]

Hahaha it is wild to think about

[limpid tendon]

balatro rage quitter (me)

[mint violet]

wasn’t expecting that one

[cobalt thistle]

est ce que il y a des francais qui pourrais mapprendre comment monter haut sur balatro svp je commence le jeu

[jolly talon]

Yeaa. Hate to say it but I feel like I beat roguelikes too fast and then get bored if I beat most of it

[crisp blaze]

guess what boss blind i got

[mint violet]

its green gatta be the wheel

[lean crane]

It's just so more comfortable without face cards

[cobalt thistle]

est ce que il y a des francais qui pourrais mapprendre comment monter haut sur balatro svp je commence le jeu

[mint violet]

fair

[patent pine]

I have yet to get bored of balatro. Mainly because its something i can just play for a tiny bit and make progress inch by inch whenever i want. Tho sometimes i still spend hours and hours playing lol

[delicate viper]

Same here lol

[unreal aurora]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/10636790310098379093/59E1E1B68CE15A90E3D6F5F543A2E529CC33269F/

6 more gold stakes to go

[lone fern]

has anyone ever had where they tried to use matador on the boss blind where previously used cards are debuffed

but then none of the cards are debuffed

[jolly talon]

I spent like 60 or so hours om the game and already beat gold stake awhile ago. So to me, just not much to do. And the things left to do feels so tedious to do lile unlocking satellite and merry drew

[jolly talon]

Did you skip

[lone fern]

no no i played hands

just none were debuffed idk y

was kinda pissed

[jolly talon]

What jokers ya had then?

[lone fern]

just madator and mime

[patent pine]

You beat a golden stake before unlocking all jokers? I found unlocking jokers significantly easier tbh. Im only on my 6th golden stake. But a lot of decks are really easy to golden stake so as i cleared the easier ones out its been getting harder. Ive also just havent been playing nearly as much as i used to

[lone fern]

it made no sense

[lone fern]

i just played to win

[unkempt gorge]

HELP DO I TAKE THE DNA

[lone fern]

they all unlokced on the way

[lone fern]

wheres ur deck at?

i wouldnt

that looks pretty damn good rn

[unkempt gorge]

my fault

[patent pine]

Thats fair. I only had to purposely go out of my way to unlock only a few handful of jokers so not bad

I really enjoyed finishing all the challenges tho. Jokerless one ended up being not too bad tbh

Like it was definitely hard but it was fun

[unkempt gorge]

these vouchers are not hitting

[jolly talon]

Well, I progress quickly. In part it was thanks to luck. I mean, I beat gold stake on my 1st try lol. But then again, I beat something like dead cells and got to 5 bc quickly

[patent pine]

I mean i def beat my first gold stake within 60 hours of playing i just didnt get golden stake until i unlocked all jokers

[unreal aurora]

Wow immediately after this run I get this :D

[unkempt gorge]

am i not copying right

[limpid tendon]

YOUR MONEY?!?!?!

WHAT THE HELLY

[unkempt gorge]

i got nothing to spend it on

[limpid tendon]

real

[unreal aurora]

I've never really gotten that kind of build before but from what I hear you're supposed to spread out retriggers and xmult. So put a blueprint on one of the mimes and then brainstorm on the Baron is more optimial I think but I don't know for sure

[jolly talon]

How did you unlock all the jokers tho before gold stake

[unkempt gorge]

im supposed to keep them equally distributed mult and retriggers

i think its ggs

[patent pine]

Wdym? I just unlocked the jokers. I also have beaten all decks up to black stake cause i liked playing around with different decks

I only started for gold stakes on some of the easier decks at first but it was easy to unlock jokers quickly

[jolly talon]

Some of the jokers are really hard to get like getting 400 bucks, beating in 12 or under rounds, and other kinda tedious but not hard stuff like discarding 5 jacks

Playing a 4oak 7 club

And a lot more

Also nice zelder pfp

[patent pine]

Beating in under 12 rounds isnt hard just use a lot of skips. Also a lot of those are easy if you just deck fix for em. Tarot cards make that really easy

[patent pine]

Thanks!

[jolly talon]

Idk man. Skipping means you miss out a LOT on improving your builds. You'd also need a card like throwback but early in the run for some scaling

[hidden crown]

YOUR PFP?? 😭

[jolly talon]

And that's like if you get good econ to consistently open tarots

[jolly talon]

Joel reference

[patent pine]

Well if ur tryna beat in under 12 rounds you dont need to worry too hard since you can do it on white stake and easily win ante 8

[hidden crown]

Me when blue joker

[unkempt gorge]

i got the same run right now LOL its about to die..

[hidden crown]

what’s y’all’s favorite voucher

Mines omen globe

It’s so cool

Wait can I use gifs in this server

[jolly talon]

Oh right ig there's that. Still sorta tedious. But there's also the vouchers I'd have to unlock

10 vouchers

In one run

Ughdh

[jolly talon]

Nope

[patent pine]

Why would you need to do that in one run?

[jolly talon]

Ol reliable. Paintbrush and hand thing

[hidden crown]

Grabber?

[jolly talon]

You need to get 10 vouchers in one run to unlock the paint handle voucher

[unkempt gorge]

awh man

[jolly talon]

Yup

[hidden crown]

Omen globe is the most fun imo

[hidden crown]

I thought u would say antimatter or something

[jolly talon]

Too unreliable since you'd need to get blank voucher 1st then pray for an antimatter

[hidden crown]

Yeah

I want a chips legendary icl

[iron stratus]

@carmine pike seria possível conversarmos?

[patent pine]

Oh right. Thats not too hard tbh you just gotta buy almost every voucher i see

[unreal aurora]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/18383624452432038781/B059B1888092C12347396E8E0F2FA650335A9809/

[jolly talon]

But I need econ and saving up money for interest :(

Vouchers hurt so much to buy in the early game when you have no econ engiene

[patent pine]

Not always. If your just going for that unlock you dont need yo worry too much. Once u beat it then the runs over anywYz

[jolly talon]

Engine

[jolly talon]

But 10 vouchers mean 10 antes unless you do a voucher skip

[patent pine]

Use gold deck to build interest early

[jolly talon]

Ig I can use the anal deck

[jolly talon]

Yellow deck. My 1st deck I used to win a run

Also dark souls enjoyer

Hooray

[patent pine]

I used yellow deck for my first gold stake as well

[jolly talon]

Psycho

[patent pine]

Ohh

[patent pine]

Wait wdym?

[jolly talon]

Ohh what lol

[patent pine]

I thought u said gold stake run not first ever tun

Run*

[jolly talon]

I'll be honest, the deck is absolutely useless outside of early

[jolly talon]

I was just a wee jimbo lad 💔

[patent pine]

I disagree. The early econ is SOO good it basically makes it so easy to get interest

[jolly talon]

But it does butt nothing later on!!!
Oh btw hope you don't mind me asking this but what dark souls or souls like is your fav

Ik weird to ask but noticed it when I took a look

[patent pine]

Ds1 fave for the world and atmosphere

[jolly talon]

Fair enough. Wish I could get into the ds games, especially 3, since I enjoyed elden ring and love hard games overall

But I don't think my wallet would like that

[patent pine]

Hahaha i actually really dont like elden ring as someone whos been a fan since ds2 release loll 😅

[jolly talon]

A ds2 lover hating on L2den ring? Weird. Why's that

I also wanna get into ds3 for the invasions

Seems much less of a sore than blender ring invasions

[patent pine]

Oh i mean i dont think ds2 is good either

I only have soft spot for it since nostalgia

But like if actually think about it critically it doesnt hold up

[hollow spade]

time to start going for black deck gold stake

o7 fellas. cya after purple stake is done

[jolly talon]

Yaa enemy placement, fog gates, and adp being a thing. At least ds2 is praised well for its pvp so there is that

As well as boring bosses

[hollow spade]

supernova in shop 1

guess im going.... idek man 3 hands is awful

im taking eternal scholar instead 💀

[patent pine]

Elden ring, while a lot more technically polished, felt a lot more boring and disappointing. Maybe i got too excited for the game when it got announced, but i just couldnt enjoy myself. I think traversing and exploring is boring. I find like 70% of the content feels like copy pasted bloat. And its way too easy t
For yhe game to become unbalanced due to the open world stuff

[jolly talon]

Joever

[jolly talon]

Unbalanced how so?
and aren't most from soft soul games use recycled content
I do think the exploration is boring but moreso boring because of how the rewards kinda feel like crap

There are some cool stuff

[hollow spade]

died to ante 1 boss because I saw none of my aces

god i see why people say this one is the worst

[patent pine]

Unbalanced in the sense that its too easy yo become over leveled before facing certain bosses. It encourages you to explore yet as a consequence it makes bosses more boring. And by copy pasted content i mean the constsnt re use of dungeons, caves, or whatever and their way too small boss pool to pick from

[hollow spade]

i think im just gonna go to new run if I dont get a solid mult joker shop 1

[patent pine]

There is 0 real reason to explore since you are almost 90% guaranteed youll find a generic dungeon, cave or something and fight the same boss youve fought like hundred times already

[jolly talon]

Yea that too. I'm not fan of those dungeons with the creepy song, whatever they were called. They always felt like a slog to explore and mainly felt the same. And idk about bosses becoming easier instantly when you over level. I struggled quite a lot against morgott on both my dex and str runs (I just hated fighting him overall) despite having a lotta levels

[jolly talon]

And it's always dogshit loot

Like who would want an elemental talisman

[patent pine]

Was elden ring ur first souls game tho?

[jolly talon]

Yea. I loved it. I still have some criticism but loved it overall. And it's not like my 1st hard game. I played dead cells quite a lot and bla bla

[patent pine]

Dead cells isnt a souls game tho

Just cause its hard doesnt mean its the same. If u arent used to souls combat then itll naturally just be harder

[jolly talon]

Never said it was. All I said was that it's a hard game lol

Just saying I'm not new to hard games

[patent pine]

Oh sorry i misread

[jolly talon]

I got used to the combat quick anyway. I meant, it's been a long while since I picked up the game, so I did a 3rd playthrough and beat the TS as a wretch in like 2 or 3 days probably

Then margit in a 2nd try

[narrow garnet]

Yall ever play blasphemous 2?

[royal vault]

anyone here think skipping blinds is acceptable?

[jolly talon]

Heard about it. Looks cool

Might snag when it's much cheaper

[narrow garnet]

Definitely do! One of my favorite metroidvanias, the theme is awesome

[royal vault]

cant wait to hit this negative tag

[narrow garnet]

Let us know

[royal vault]

already did it once earlier

but its ante 10 now

so who knows how much longer Ill last

[glad oriole]

cant wait for them all to be useless junk

[royal vault]

Showman and then 7 barons

[narrow garnet]

Steel would've been cool

[glad oriole]

looks like the first one was useless junk

[royal vault]

?

[glad oriole]

sorry

were those negatives from a skip

[royal vault]

no

[glad oriole]

oh

[royal vault]

also smiley face aint bad

[glad oriole]

then where’d 2 double tags disappear to

[glad oriole]

it is at this point

[royal vault]

neither is the abstract joker

[glad oriole]

even if you ordered it correctly

[glad oriole]

obsolete because of triboulet

[royal vault]

I used it for econ

[glad oriole]

abstract is good but contexts matters

[glad oriole]

fair

so you just got 3 nat negatives

[royal vault]

yup

my lucks been pretty good this run Id say

[glad oriole]

i’d agree if any of the negatives were helping

[royal vault]

every little bit counts

[glad oriole]

yeah 24 mult matters a whole lot when you’re adding it to like a thousand

more than a thousand probably

[royal vault]

yeah and what happens when I run into a plant with no way to deal with it

Ill need every bit of mult I can get to salvage?

[glad oriole]

then you’re dead

[royal vault]

I know what blind im skipping guys

[royal vault]

not completely true

[glad oriole]

im sorry but abstract joker isnt soloing ante 10 plant

or i guess 10+

[royal vault]

not alone it aint

[glad oriole]

not ever

[royal vault]

well it got me like 2.6 mil on high card

without a face card

soooo

😄

[narrow garnet]

Bro wants you to lose so bad

[glad oriole]

most likely bloodstone and a glass card

[glad oriole]

i dont actually

[royal vault]

ikr right

[glad oriole]

i never said that

[royal vault]

like im just tryna have fun

and bro is pointing out every flaw in my deck

[glad oriole]

im just saying the negatives arent good

[royal vault]

im playing white stake for a reason

[glad oriole]

am i stopping you

[royal vault]

so I can just enjoy myself

[glad oriole]

if you are annoyed and dont like me saying this just tell me

like

i thought we were conversing

[royal vault]

bro I was just expressing my happiness about my double tags and then u just kinda started being a debbie downer

[narrow garnet]

I felt that vibe a lil as well

[glad oriole]

then tell me earlier

[royal vault]

thank god, thought I was crazy

[glad oriole]

please

:(

[narrow garnet]

Its chill

[glad oriole]

i wasnt even criticizing the double tags

[narrow garnet]

Its just seemed that way way cause we're online I guess, thats only reason I sensed hostility

[royal vault]

and no it wasnt glass

[narrow garnet]

Lemme show you a build I messed up last night

[glad oriole]

oki

then how’d it happen

[royal vault]

bro I had such a good run on my phone and a hair fell from my head and I went to swipe it off and I accidentally sold my best joker

[glad oriole]

im never hostile

[narrow garnet]

I moved yorick back to the end, then I played into face cards debuffed

[glad oriole]

unless someone speaks positively about showman

[royal vault]

I like this

[narrow garnet]

I also had re roll boss blind which is tragic

[royal vault]

this build I like

[glad oriole]

err

[narrow garnet]

@royal vault how bout this one 😉

[royal vault]

oh my lucky cat

how I cherish thee

[glad oriole]

gah

[royal vault]

I never see cat in my runs

EVER

[narrow garnet]

I was just too excited I guess and hit next blind too fast 😞

[glad oriole]

i dont like balatro’s screenshake tbh

random comment

[royal vault]

you can turn it off?

[glad oriole]

i havent used it in so long

[glad oriole]

i did

[narrow garnet]

I turned mine UP i love the effect I feel

[glad oriole]

to each their own

[royal vault]

It feels envigorating

[glad oriole]

please read my messages

[narrow garnet]

Like Im really multing that shit

[royal vault]

???

[glad oriole]

i said i did turn it off

smh

[rough rain]

HELLO I NEED HELP

[narrow garnet]

My highest lucky is like 22

[narrow garnet]

Chatgpt

[glad oriole]

anyway the screenshake kinda just sickens me

[royal vault]

yes and before you said that, I tabbed off discord like calm down

holy

[rough rain]

DO I TAKE 4 OF A KIND

[glad oriole]

im calm stop assuming

[royal vault]

and did you ever think maybe that screenshot wasnt just for you?

[glad oriole]

then who

[rough rain]

or five

[glad oriole]

four

[narrow garnet]

Ya who , wtf lol

[royal vault]

maybe the OTHER GUY TALKING ABOUT SCREEN SHAKE WITH ME?

[glad oriole]

five of a kind is mid

[narrow garnet]

Oh well they brought it up first

[glad oriole]

seems like backpedal to me but whatever

[narrow garnet]

I thought you were like tryna show you couldn't find it

[glad oriole]

sorry for assuming i guess

[rough rain]

four?

is better than 5?

[narrow garnet]

Five is better?

[glad oriole]

well

[royal vault]

u cant rlly say ig

[glad oriole]

i guess if you’ve already leveled up 5 then go for it

[rough rain]

well five in lvl 3 and four in lvl 6

[narrow garnet]

5 is better cause double scholar

[rough rain]

ok ok

and its more aces

[glad oriole]

5 of a kind is generally worse than 4 because its harder to make and barely scales faster

[rough rain]

i think is okay

[royal vault]

so

[glad oriole]

and on top of that you add another planet to the pool making scaling inconsistent

[royal vault]

@narrow garnet

[rough rain]

well met

[royal vault]

I have an interesting dilema

[glad oriole]

but theres no harm in playing it if you’ve already played it before in the run

[narrow garnet]

Hurry im going bed soon

[glad oriole]

probably better than a negative skip

[royal vault]

thing is I only got 28 bucks

[glad oriole]

oh

[narrow garnet]

The Red - chevelle

[royal vault]

so 10 vouchers

[glad oriole]

have you redeemed blank yet

[royal vault]

worth 7 dollars each

70$

[lyric vine]

new best

[narrow garnet]

Never!!! It does nothing !!!

Hehe

[glad oriole]

grha

[royal vault]

but id probably hit liquidation

[glad oriole]

grah

[royal vault]

somewhere

[lyric vine]

double photo

[royal vault]

making the rest 5

so 57$

[narrow garnet]

Plasma?

[lyric vine]

well yeah.

[royal vault]

I do have 3 gold cards, 2 of them being queens with red seals

[glad oriole]

you can see the deck

[narrow garnet]

Nice, plasma is goated

[royal vault]

I think I could almost hit it

lets try it

[glad oriole]

yea

[royal vault]

its go time boys

[lyric vine]

well its too easy

[glad oriole]

voucher’s probably the best skip in endless??

[narrow garnet]

I couldn't tell im on my phone and didn't even open the photo lmao

[glad oriole]

idk i dont play that shit

o

[narrow garnet]

Ok victor voucher

[royal vault]

I got 71 Dollars

lets go

well well well

[narrow garnet]

Ready to retire

[royal vault]

I also found liquidation

[narrow garnet]

Ohhhhh that's kinda awesome 😈

[royal vault]

found antimatter

overstock

[glad oriole]

nice

overstock op

[royal vault]

seed money

went down another ante

[narrow garnet]

The hieroglyph too?

[royal vault]

and planet tycoon

[royal vault]

upgraded one

I found hieroglyph earlier

[glad oriole]

petroglyph

[royal vault]

got a couple of modded vouchers but theyre fun

[glad oriole]

skip that one

[royal vault]

but its looking good

[royal vault]

no

[glad oriole]

aw man

[narrow garnet]

Im missing a few vouchers for my collection 😢

[glad oriole]

im missing illusion

[royal vault]

soon enough my voucher collection will be COMPLETE

[glad oriole]

because magic trick sucks

[narrow garnet]

Any tips for a guy who just wants to play lucky cards

[royal vault]

I also bought gift card

so

money

[glad oriole]

arcana packs

[royal vault]

went from 4 to 58 dollars in 1 hand

W

just got ectoplasm, it went on the chad

[narrow garnet]

Im gonna try collecting some vouchers tomorrow

I have illusion

[royal vault]

yo I need to find some deaths man

[glad oriole]

impossible

[narrow garnet]

Start streaming

Get the luck

[royal vault]

I think its too late

yeah

I just lost

it was a good run tho

ante 12 aint bad for anaglyph

[narrow garnet]

Thats crazy far , imma have to run that deck

[nova shore]

hey you know you cant talk about mods in this chat?

[royal vault]

u just save up ur mf double tags till u decide to either do smth rlly good or be rlly silly

[royal vault]

what mods am I talking about?

[narrow garnet]

Hes maybe, just maybe, yanking your chain

Mf Dora the creator out here

[narrow garnet]

Silly is the only choice..

[nova shore]

youre sending images of them

[royal vault]

I sent an image of my voucher list to show @narrow garnet what vouchers I had and it just so happened I had mods on

not directly talking about mods, showing him my voucher list

[nova shore]

oh ok

[narrow garnet]

I see alot of others post w that mod on who cares

They look just , helpful af tbh

[royal vault]

that one masked voucher is sick

[narrow garnet]

Is that a mod?

[royal vault]

it adds this "Blind pack" which lets you purchase a "Boss Blind"

you pay money for a boss blind of your choice

just like any other pack

random choices

[royal vault]

yes

[narrow garnet]

Thats cool

[royal vault]

ik man

its sick

[narrow garnet]

I like the quality of life update ones too

[royal vault]

yeah they just add a nice bit of life into the game

[narrow garnet]

Good idea for bala2ro

[royal vault]

theres a skill tree mod so if you get on pc I can tell you about it

[median slate]

BALATRO BALATREZ ESTA JUGANDO BALATRO

[narrow garnet]

Im on da pee s 5

[royal vault]

I saw lol

[narrow garnet]

I wanna get a nice af canio run, hes got so much drip

[royal vault]

canio is like my least favourite

[narrow garnet]

Hard to setup

[royal vault]

yeah

[narrow garnet]

Opposed to yorick, they all come hot to go

[meager plank]

When I say photochad calls to me this is what I mean

[royal vault]

I just had a run with canio and had like 13 times mult and a brainstorm

[narrow garnet]

My new best friend

[unkempt gorge]

guess what i just got

[meager plank]

Chicken butt

[unkempt gorge]

close

[meager plank]

Idk if I can even run photochad tbh

I ONLY have levels in straight

[royal vault]

you can ALWAYS run photocjad

[narrow garnet]

No gifs 😞

[meager plank]

Lowk I might just say fuck it and sell madness to run ante 6 boss blind photochad pivot

[narrow garnet]

I had photochad gif locked and loaded

[royal vault]

obviously

[unkempt gorge]

come on.

[meager plank]

Worst negative fr

[narrow garnet]

nice, free money!

[meager plank]

I don’t use it because I’m not good enough to use it

Other people don’t use it because they don’t like it

We are not the same

[narrow garnet]

I also dont know how to use it

[royal vault]

just play 3 different hands, Straights, flushes, and Full houses

[meager plank]

A full house of shitting straight people

Wow

[royal vault]

?

[meager plank]

Straight, flush and full house

[royal vault]

oh

[meager plank]

I don’t think I can take photochad

[royal vault]

alrighty time for one game or smash then ready for bed

[meager plank]

Perishable lasts 5 rounds, I have 7 left? Don’t know if I can skip 2

To game discussion I go

[lean crane]

That's 6 dolars for free

[unkempt gorge]

i got mad i closed the game

[slim junco]

woah nice catch

thats 6 bucks

[vivid igloo]

.

[stark bluff]

i used to be an obelisk hater

[quasi cedar]

Then you saw the light?

[stark bluff]

i did

just spam pair for like 20 hands then you just win

[quasi cedar]

MHM

PREACH

[meager plank]

This is the only outlet I can use to charge my phone and still use it when I’m on my bed and the cord unplugs often

[lean crane]

Obelisk is like the best joker to win easily

[stark bluff]

ikr

[lean crane]

I never use it tho cause' I still hate it

[stark bluff]

lol

[lean crane]

I'm a Hit the road fan

[stark bluff]

wow even more diabolical

[lean crane]

I like to suffer

[stark bluff]

lmao

[quasi cedar]

Wtf is that

[meager plank]

It’s a light thing under a shelf with a black light so you can easily see link attached to your clothes, and it is plugged into an outlet. It cannot be removed for some reason.

[quasi cedar]

... Get a longer cord

[meager plank]

My cat chewed my long cord 💔

[lean crane]

Although it is pure pleasure when you have Hit the road at 8.5x (18.5x with all possible discards)

[quasi cedar]

... Punt your cat

[hollow bane]

you know what would be very funny

[lean crane]

Yeah, that Greenbo looks funny

[meager plank]

I already slap him

Not in a mean way

Like a play way

I’m not abusive

[rigid hound]

Yo who’s looking for a submissive boy (I’m 5’4 btw)

[lean crane]

I know what you're saying, I also have a cat

[meager plank]

?

[hollow bane]

nah but deadass do i ecto and take invis

[meager plank]

I only slap him in thr face when he slaps me in the face

[rigid hound]

162.56 cm

Thug

My homie

My twin

Yo💔

You first mister

Ohhhh

My bad

Twin

I’m 41

More like 67

Get

It

Like

Funny

Joke

[nova shore]

the bruh

[rigid hound]

“The bruh”💔🥺

[zenith gulch]

any1 got a good beginner seed

[rigid hound]

Ruined my day

[quasi cedar]

the bruh

[zenith gulch]

nvr been able to get past ante 5

[rigid hound]

Yo who’s looking for a submissive boy (I’m 5’4 btw) just putting that out there for yall

[nova shore]

?

wrong server

[zenith gulch]

you will explode in 60 seconds

[rigid hound]

Nahh

[zenith gulch]

welp thanks for the great help balatro discord server

have a gambling filled night

[rigid hound]

I use it to find huzz tbh

[zenith gulch]

your a loser!

[rigid hound]

Nahh

Cap

[zenith gulch]

ok thank you!

[zenith gulch]

im a woman

[rigid hound]

You did it right

[rigid hound]

Huzz?

[zenith gulch]

woman

fucking incel

[rigid hound]

It’s chill man

Not men

Yerp

[rigid hound]

Nope

Alright

Indubitably

I’m just correcting you twin

No dis

Bud

Kiddo

Lil bruzz

Nope

[zenith gulch]

you are clearly the child here

[rigid hound]

Nahh

[zenith gulch]

your sure as hell behaving like one

oh yeh

[rigid hound]

I just got a peak humor

[zenith gulch]

i was fucking right

[rigid hound]

My bad Twain

[zenith gulch]

is this really what 13 year old are like now

this is fucking sad

[thick pagoda]

Sybau

[thick pagoda]

He isnt 13

[rigid hound]

Real

[thick pagoda]

Not niche, not niche

[zenith gulch]

this is sad wow

[rigid hound]

Your the nerd here

[thick pagoda]

21, whining about a “13 year old” (hes 14)

[rigid hound]

Buddy

Literally me buddy’s

[zenith gulch]

im surprised that this is where we have come to in society

[thick pagoda]

Pls stfu

[rigid hound]

Bros crashing out

It’s not that deep

[thick pagoda]

Bros been quiet 🥺

He wasnt niche

[quasi cedar]

"Hi. I'm a muffin. And it's muffin time."

[rigid hound]

Ikr💔 🥺

[rigid hound]

Ain’t no way

Your the goat🥺

@zenith gulch

Yerp

[thick pagoda]

Theyre 21 btw

[quasi cedar]

IT'S NOT THAT OLD 😭

[rigid hound]

Mister smarty

Yeah he gets it

[quasi cedar]

I'M YOUR AGE OR YOUNGER 😭

[thick pagoda]

7 years ago btw

[rigid hound]

Indubitably

[slim junco]

who opened the senior home doors

they got artifacts up in this shi

[thick pagoda]

@quasi cedar

[rigid hound]

Yo🥺

[slim junco]

no, i meant who let her out

[thick pagoda]

The fossil museum, welcome in

[quasi cedar]

But I'm 15 🫠

[rigid hound]

Alright and bud

[thick pagoda]

If u turned 15 this year ur not unc but if ur turning 16 ur unc

[slim junco]

you wont believe whats written on the ceiling

[thick pagoda]

Idk

[quasi cedar]

You won't believe what's written in my bio

[slim junco]

wrong, i read prehand'

gg

wp

[rigid hound]

Me and who🥺

[slim junco]

crude oil reserves

[rigid hound]

Indubitably

Indeed

[thick pagoda]

Me dipping my limited edition joker chromo sprinkled Labubu into the pumpkin spiced latte Frappuccino with a bit of toe cheese and my friends pewbes and crust.

[rigid hound]

[thick pagoda]

Niche btw

[rigid hound]

Indeed

[thick pagoda]

Yes yes very niche

[rigid hound]

🦖

[unreal aurora]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/12608667969030446532/0BE73B82395CA633DB37A507561A7831CB86EC05/

[thick pagoda]

True

[rigid hound]

Nahh

[rigid hound]

Not og

[chrome spoke]

Shop 1 invisible 💔💔💔

[rigid hound]

Nope

[chrome spoke]

Its a perishable I have like 4 shops to get something good

What do I do

[rigid hound]

Is that supposed to be funny 💔

[unreal aurora]

ai slop lmao

[rigid hound]

Now that’s kinda funny tbh

[rigid hound]

He’s fine yall

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[rigid hound]

He was fine

Hold your horses guys

[blissful geode]

Gng how do i close Balatro

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[rigid hound]

Yo😭

[unique pivot]

Keeo it like that

[rigid hound]

New gen

[austere axle]

I am happy

[rigid hound]

Indeed

[hollow bane]

i was told to sell baron but i need opinions yall

[unique pivot]

Idk man

Good work

[austere axle]

Thank you thank you

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[austere axle]

Now I can finally get Wee and Merry Andy

[unique pivot]

Just do it

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[austere axle]

You unlock two jokers for winning a run in under 18 rounds and under 12 rounds. Those being Wee Joker and Merry Andy

[thick pagoda]

… idk. Man…

[rigid hound]

Ts so ahh

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[thick pagoda]

Draggin it

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[rigid hound]

It’s ai💔

[rigid hound]

More ai slop😔

[unique pivot]

Idk downman

Can he play balatro

Is he able to

[thick pagoda]

Guyslets talk normal

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[rigid hound]

Leaked photo from the new spider man movie

[thick pagoda]

Hmm.. doing a bit better than me..

[unique pivot]

So many pro balatro players idk... Man

[sullen pebble]

984/1200 89/150

average stakes won is 6.56 hmm

[unique pivot]

Idk man

So random

@whosroyal2

[rigid hound]

Yo who’s looking for a submissive boy (I’m 5’4 btw) just putting that out there for yall

Nahh twin

We bffs

🪨

[unique pivot]

Knows about balatro such at young age

Idk man

[nova shore]

?

[unique pivot]

Okay very funy guy i get it

[unique pivot]

[rigid hound]

Thanks 😁

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[nova shore]

what is happening here

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[charred ether]

the least punished gold stake double skip I've ever seen

[unique pivot]

Okay man

[rigid hound]

Indubitably

[thick pagoda]

Fuh balatro

[unique pivot]

Un que

What does un que mean

[rigid hound]

Bros cooked

[rigid hound]

New gen

Duh

[rigid hound]

Even I knew that cuz I’m not new gen

[thick pagoda]

Should add to list

[rigid hound]

More slop😔

[thick pagoda]

Who is WE

[rigid hound]

Me

[flint copper]

What happened to this chat

[rigid hound]

Nothing buddy

[unique pivot]

You are young

Dont say bad words

[rigid hound]

W grammar 💔

Probs

[unique pivot]

Okay

[thick pagoda]

“Guys lets call out a minor on discord”

[rigid hound]

Yo💔

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[thick pagoda]

Yeeeaaaa… idk about that one gng

[wanton steeple]

I just woke up

[rigid hound]

I dub that

[rigid hound]

New gen

[honest canopy]

<@&1133519078540185692> 👀

[rigid hound]

Nah

Twin

He’s black

[rigid hound]

Twain

New gen

[inner tiger]

Let's not send these on the mere fact that it's cringe AF

[unique pivot]

Idk man did the very funy guy got banned

[rigid hound]

Did he

[inner tiger]

That guy who used the hard R got banned, yeah lol

[thick pagoda]

“Guys lets interact with ragebait”

[rigid hound]

Darn

[unique pivot]

I shouldnt mess around with capitalism

[lunar raptor]

😭 my save js got reset

[thick pagoda]

Gng ur not me

[lunar raptor]

Huh

[rigid hound]

We treat every one the same here

Even mods

[thick pagoda]

“Jish” not me

[lunar raptor]

Bruh

[rigid hound]

Warning ⚠️

[lunar raptor]

Can someone help me pls

[rigid hound]

I am call a mod a nerd

[unique pivot]

Jash

Jesh

Josh

Jush

[nova shore]

with?

[rigid hound]

@inner tiger

[lunar raptor]

Yeah?

[rigid hound]

Nerd

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[lunar raptor]

My save got reset

[lunar raptor]

I’ve played on it for 7 months and when I woke up it got reset 😭😭

[nova shore]

there is no form to recover that

[inner tiger]

Don't ping to me to call me a nerd that's annoying lol

[rigid hound]

Twain

[lunar raptor]

Staff can’t do anything ?

[inner tiger]

Yall ready 4 dis

[lunar raptor]

Bcs I wake up to see everything gone

Pmo bro

😭😭😭

[unique pivot]

Just ban him

[thick pagoda]

ONE MORE GAME ONE MORE GAME

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[lunar raptor]

Piss me off

[unique pivot]

Okay

[lunar raptor]

Np

[inner tiger]

Ok no more interacting with rage bait enjoy this decorated channel lol

[lunar raptor]

Hey

[thick pagoda]

Gng

Unmute phantom

[lunar raptor]

Can u help me?

Crashing out?

[nova shore]

as far i know balatro doesnt save files in steam

[lunar raptor]

Can u help?

[unique pivot]

D1 c+rashing out

[lunar raptor]

I’m on mobile

[thick pagoda]

Gng said “nerd” and tagged u once, unmute bro. Thats kind of abuse of power dont you think

[unique pivot]

Idk man

[nova shore]

then i know less xd

[thick pagoda]

Ikr

[lunar raptor]

Dang

[nova shore]

sorry, ask another person

[lunar raptor]

It’s ok

[thick pagoda]

ONE MORE CHANCE ONE MORE CHANCE ONE MORE CHANCE

[honest canopy]

Did school just get out somewhere or something 🤔

[lunar raptor]

If I ping a mod will I get banned?

[unique pivot]

Never

Or just download it from apk

[lunar raptor]

11 USD I think

[thick pagoda]

Unmute phantom Unmute phantom Unmute phantom Unmute phantom

[lunar raptor]

I forgot

[thick pagoda]

Guys WE’RE starting a movement

[lunar raptor]

Will I get banned for ping a mod?

[unique pivot]

Idk man

Try it

[lunar raptor]

I ain’t from USA

[unique pivot]

He means 11 money i think

[lunar raptor]

Yeah 11 USA dollars

[unique pivot]

In my country balatro costs 275000 money

[lunar raptor]

I’m Actualy boutta crash out

This game is making me mad

I’ve played for 7 months and I js get reset out of nowhere

Pissed me off

[unique pivot]

Zimbabwe should be some billions money

[lunar raptor]

I’m Actualy done

[thick pagoda]

Whos with me (start unmute phantom protest)