#🎙・server-chat
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Bro is fucking using a whisk for golfing
The mega whisk
Whale whale whale, look who it is
Whisk²
You’ve got to be squidding me
Uh... Hi?
left is one thing to clean cilinders, the other for baking
well my mum is allergic to latex and they're similar allergies
Seariously?
Im going to give you a lobotomy
Does she get eel from eating food she’s allergic to?
Cod you not?
ok i will search that now im corious
Its a sea pun
That is such s weird thing
Seariously is a seariously big stretch
Your kraken me up
Pier pressure
no seriously, why the fuck they are selling something like that
Turtles awesome
You're being such a dock
we both get itchy and a rash, also if its on my skin for too long or whatever then my skin starts to break like eczema
Industrial whisk
I got timed out for a typo 🫠
Lmao
for what, 150kg cake?
Show us the word spelt correctly please
no no it's in case you need to whisk the bowls on the ceiling :3
Feeling fintastic
Better watch yourself i will chuck an avocado at you out in these streets
Like
Water over the bridge
😭
Like? That's the word?
"airier desserts"
That was the intended word
I'm just confused because idk how that would be offensive spelt incorrectly
Loke
Coke
don't look a gift horse in the house
ohhhh
Squid pro quo
I got it
Reely?
yeah
Lirk
There is no way they misspelled it that bad
Shorely not.
L is on the other side of the keyboard from d 😭
well it can also be spelt with an I instead of a y
Gillty as charged ig
idk it's the only one that's one letter away
What a shoreprise
Piersoanlly speaking that’s insane
Oh really
yes we noticed
Seacrets out!
I hope you make your coffee with vinegar instead of water tomorrow.
WHALE I NEVER.
it wasnt a question
Burn
You’ll grow to like ocean puns
its like rolux hard but being a mermaid
You don’t like the messaging I’m sanding?
Shrimp happens
Did I krill the conversation
Do holographic and polychrome stack?
Can’t be on 1 joker
?
Spectral cards may appear in the shop
Ooo alr
start with hex, Spectrals may appear in the shop (1/15 chance per slot at base)
Walking balatropedia
Fr
:3
if youre trowing so much info, add that the soul cant spawn
What’s the soul
creates 1 legendary
which I pick I new
Are there legendary jokers?
dude go and play yourself
I thought rare was max
Bro the best I’ve gotten is rare
And I almost never get that
Are any challenge decks good?
Because they don’t appear in the shop, tarot packs or spectral packs may hold the soul card, use it to create a random legendary out of 5, must have room,
what
Never gotten it
And I always buy my packs
The following legendary s are chicot (disables boss blind, yorick (every 23 discards gain x1 mult to the card), tri bullet (x2 on kings and queens ) perkeo (create a random negative consumable from your inventory) forgot the last one but it’s white and useless
Gain x1 mult everytime you destroy face cRds
Ye true
The humble Mr. Bones:
is this good to win it will be my second win
If any one could help I will be happy
not really
Get temperance
Red stake
red stake
Open Arabia pack
Open arcane pack get temperance reroll
also
got a steel king
open celestial pack
From what bro
I got a steel on a knig
and get every single planet card
Cant tranfer saves
no matter what
ok send ss of what your deck looks like
Yes. You can get them from the soul card which very rarely appears in arcana and spectral packs. Legendary jokers never appear in the shop.
I have a single joker to unlock and it's the stupid satellite
Grrr
I can't believe luke would stop you from transferring saves
Very evil
So if you scroll down you’ll notice it was already answered and typing that was redundant
I usually play 2 pairs
Idc at least I tried to help
bro what
it's luke he keeps stealing all your money
You lost 13 seconds of your life
two pair
bruh wtf i jjust bought the game
no it’s shock I never see people playing too pair
i used to play pirated version
وائل الابيض
Should have done your research
Arab walter white
should have just stuck w pirated version?
you can transfer saves, they're spreading misinformation
بريكينج ساض
just not between consoles/mobile -> steam
there was steam guide
you can?
yes
are you serious
cause it's the highest level and my card sharp joker
why did luke have to spread misinformation
No they, I didn’t say he couldn’t btw
im asking wheather i can transfer same steam deck save game
what are your jokers bro
not phgone xbox
I just want to win this
Money
I know deck fixing
yes, you should be able to. hold on
I did not expect somebody to play 2 pair
Then why is your deck looking like that at ante 7 with those jokers
I usually play flush or full house
:sob
I just rarely open any arcane pack this run
Highcard baron mime photo had
Why bro
Straight flush build
Arcana packs are good
IDK 😭
search on your device for a file called profile.jkr
sigh that's a relief
man why did luke have to stop you from opening arcana packs
take it ?
therre is n't one just acheivements/json
no
luke who ?
💀
that doesn't matter
eat samosa man
uhhh hold on
i found it
but thing is i already downloaded 71 percent of orginal game on top of pirated version
the saves shouldn't have been overwritten either way
the profile.jkr is my pirated version save file?
iot does say last time i closed in properties ig im fine
MAN AM I COOKED 😭
but will my steam acheivements be unlocked?
No if you hold one joker
Gg
that's not helpfull
Like you hold the joker and rest of 4 will shuffle
You made some bad fucking decisions
Thats only remembering
can i unistall pirated version si backed up balataro folder
Play your most used hand then decide where is the jokers or just record it on phone and review the footage
How do I upgrade five of a kind?
Planet X
Play it and the card will appear
steam version collection is empty
I can get 50,000 chips with two hands I think I can get 100,000 in 4 hands if I was lucky enough
Nah you dont
Yeah then just do it
does it have to do with steam cloud
guys what happens if i use magician on a stone card? does it get it's original suit and rank back when it turns magic?
Yes
k thank you
Someone want to help me in dm for unlock blue print?
I arranged the jokers early celebration ? it will be my second win ever
Praying on your downfall
with a shit deck and some luck I some how made it
how dare luke make you pray on his downfall
WHO IS LUKE ???
eat samosa man
Also
Luke is luke is luke is luke is luke
I can't believe Luke made you forget about him
we're twins its my 2nd win too bro
but you got million 😂 my best hand was only 500,000 in my first win
Stupid satellite >:(
I also got erratic deck and the "get 10 vouchers" and tier 2 magic trick vouchers left to unlock
i restored muy save via pc from steama deck now it's synced
Reason why I'm not trying to unlock erratic deck is because I beat purple stake on plasma and ghost decks out of luck and I don't wanna get lucky again
but only 2 acheivem,ents unloccked which is prettyt weird
Nice
I can't believe luke keeps stlealing all of your money for satellite
The game knows what I want
The burnt. Joker?
I have no face cards so the negative is the most useless thing I could get on abondoned
It’s so useful what do you mean
Useful on any other deck
What do you mean?
Have you seen the emotional support it gives
It also gives x2 luck
So it’s useful
Emotional support is more important then the 1 in 2 chance for 2$
You should buy it just to waste money
👍
Maybe you are right
maybe? I AM
You are
you can force unlock achievements using SAM (Steam Achievement Manager) to get the ones you had unlocked before, if you want
Shut the Luke up
okay luke
it's happening
It’ lukenining
how to get a cat out of me
Good job unc
I hate amber corn
It pisses me off
Hai
Thank you but im not that old :(
Hai
if it expires naturally, yeah, you won't see it again that run
but you can find a new banana that is even better
What i do
Fym its literally the easiest big boss blind
Buffoon pack always
Jimbo or normal?
Normal I think its better
Too much money waste is not good
And I love abandoned deck
Even Steven
I dont like green because when I need to discard it just do mult down
few days ago i won with the green deck but i still have the deck that gets open locked
cerulean bell:
Sorry I didn’t mean to say unc I was watching bobby and he kept groaning and screaming uncle then it got in my mind
?? Easiest? The easiest is obviously Giddish
@sly ridge no shit when I have mail in rebate
Main in rebate
Secondary in rebate
Tertiary in rebate
1 mult for 5 bucks is a valid tradeoff
you're supposed to be burning hands anyway with rebate
Thats why I dont like green
For 1 mult 5 bucks is fair trade in my opinion
ok you dont understand how rebate works
there's a case that grimbo is boring not that its bad
Im not saying its bad i just dont like the scaling
I dont see that mamy scenarios where I need to use green joker
i love
gold stake
BALATRO
istg \
im sick of getting edged by thunk
what is baron hanging chad
what is mime photograp
grr
Great but when Im not biggest fan of green joker it makes white stake player good 👍
even still a great synergy with grimbo is burglar regardless of the stake
ramen too while you're at it
its most relevant in gold stake anyway because in white stake anything can score
Yeah that makes sense with burglar and ramen
But finding the synergy is pretty rare I mean I didnt saw green joker in 50 runs atleast
one common and two uncommons
its not that much harder than finding oops for bloodstone lol
blame luke
I found bloodstone and oops like 10 times than finding green joker im not even kidding
Like yesterday I found this run
And didnt saw one single green
Oops all 6s + Bloodstone 🔥
Yep :)
Someone want to help me in dm?
play more
What do you mean play more im playing everyday
So i dont send photo in the chat
I feel like. Blueprint would work better on bloodstone
You are genius and what difference it would make ?
uh more x multiplier
i said what i said
Wanna help me in dm?
Yeah that could do it i needed money more and also pass the level
Okay how you say so
both are kinda mid cards i would go to next blind or try arcana pack
probably just skip shop though
Rather go next
Keep going?
No I mean lucky cards I will select
nuh uh create random joker
Thats gamble too
yeah true
The 20 dollars is real
Too late
thats fine lucky card was probably better anyway
reroll voucher
i would take the voucher
Some bosses like the eye can be fatal for runs
thats good, just go to next blind then
Gn all
And remember
”be yourself, these days we end up falling so deep into our masks that we lose sight of who we really are. Who cares if somebody doesn’t like you for who you are? The main thing is that you like yourself for who you are.”
-meeeee
Can u help me in dm?
yeah sure
man fuck luke
@sly ridge, @hot vortex im sorry for my behaviour I dont feel today
skibidi toliet
i dont like you
poo poo pee pee pants
why did luke ruin your day 🙏
oh no dont worry, its fine
Im really cofused today at point what im doing mostly
Thank you for understanding :)
UNCLE
☹️
Jimbo is the best!
Autocorrect stop turning it into jumbo
chat can anyone give me a hint for today's balatrodle
i think i've exhausted every joker for that rarity of that category. i feel i'm going insane
nvm got it it's so stupid\
The answer was stupid imo
genuinely fml
i would think maybe hand too?
yeah got it in the end with 130 guesses to spare
gives +mult equal to the times you played the hand during your run
check run info. if you played 31 high cards, it'll give you +31 mult when you play high card next
or +32 i don't recall
Guys isn’t the checker deck the best deck in the game?
Why not u can just spam flushes
Hooooly noob
Ghost is bad imo
Why?
Nah
It might help you get flushes, but flush hands scale slowly in levels
It sucks if you are on higher stakes
Pairs is what you want haha amiright
something something childhood idolize flushes, something something adulthood idolize straights
oh yeah 😎
Ye pairs are really good
triboulet progress
true...
In that case abandoned is best
i would like to introduce u to
THE BIG 3
say hello to ||blue||, ||yellow|| and ||ghost||
I love running Abandoned or Anaglyph
Anaglyph is very fun if executed correctly
Those are my favs rn
I don’t understand why peaple like ghost so much tho it don’t help me with anything
red deck will get recognition once it gets buffed to +2 discards trust me
Maybe because of the spectrals in the shop
I didn’t get any
Because you either don't reroll a lot or you are an unlucky person
Spectrals can be pretty good
And can make for some fun runs
key takewaways
free 2$ or x1.5 mult at start
u can now get deckfix, extra buffed cards, broken seals, etc more often
Spectral cards, that's about it
What's the WORST, deck (except black deck that's very known)
prob green
Ectoplasm and immolate are super valuable
True
Green and painted tbh, I don't like em
Yellow deck is the goat fr fr
painted is fine, green is like bad
I'm jonkling it 
Finally you understand
this guy gets it
im so done lol
i had so many hands like 8 total
but man if i had juuust another hand i coulda done it
burglar shenanigans
What do i do
Idk what to do
You'll never know what to do if everyone plays for u
I always lose
Do i even need to say it
What
Credit card in the buffoon pack
Si
DM NOW
K
Chill, dont expect to win on your first hours
Try to build interest, try to analize what you should aim for in each round
Dont understimate chips
Try to find synerges
It still a year that i didnt win
Yes
Yea
Aw...
Chips are overrated, after ante 5 are practically useless depends on ur build
I was giving tips for a new player bro...
Mult 🤤
I had a dream that little mult and big chips could vring together xchips 🤤
X chips jokers would be peak ngl
On official Balatro, its never going to happen
It would be so easy to win ngl
It would be more fun i think
U can can build a late game chip build
It gives more variable content game to me atleast
.
Yeah I just need to find a good joker to copy
Hello guys!
Worldbuilding for a balatro run
#📜・modding-rules Rule 4
Hi chat
Dont disrespect my wee joker like this
Ante 10 final boss
What do you think of my drawing? 😎
you win once you win twice you start to notice a pattern you make a third win
The best thing my eyes have every saw
chat how long do you reckon it'd take me to do c++ from scratch, again
2 weeks of intensive game, i guess
or more
guys can u help me with on the knifes edge
somehow i was imagining less
should i sacrifice photo, chad, burnt, or dna?
well i'll try and see
which build/tactic of game?
hard to say without seeing your hand levels and deck
what would yall recommend doing
if u play high hand combo(...? sorry, bad english. Like flashes or straights) sacrifce burnt
credit card sucks, imho
Its good if you can recoup, I always just end up -20$
actually insane
got soul on my second run ever on this save
omg
dna
don't see how it fits in my run but could be something
DNA early is weird, obvs you gotta take it but. idk id rather have an enhanced card to target first
yeah i agree
i have a lucky cat so for now i'm copying me lucky cards
and i don't even think you gotta "obvs" take it honestly
it can be really awkward if i don't find something worth copying
my god these lucky cards are NEVER hitting, my cat is hungry
Other than BU, does anyone know other creators with high gold stake streaks?
fucking amazing run
idk if the intention of the original was make it scary, but you achieved it 🔥nice drawing
The bug
Threw a blueprint+vagabond run by digging for the 5oak to level with blue seals instead of playing two 3oak (first scoring joker was eternal half joker in ante2 shop1)
Only got 4oak. 5oak wouldve been enough. As would 2 3oak. Rip
This is currently my best run, never actually made it this far before 😭😭😭 can anyone tell me if it’s kinda decent
i lost in balatro
why your pfp and decoration like that
😭
what's your fav poker hands
my favs are def full houses and straights
i once hated straight hands because i didn't find that one 10 but now that i think abt it it's pretty decent
is there a mod out there that removes green joker from the game
you can use banner to make it not appear anymore
i know it's a joke but
just in case
What should’ve been my joker layout here? Idk if this was good
I just lost cavendish in one round, kill me now ;-;
NE421V9A is the seed (not sure if this is needed but anaglyph deck green stake)

this wee joker is fucked up bruh
i copied it with an invisible joker and this happened its so funny
i died really early it got to like 80 chips
i also had an eternal square joker which was a horrible decision
mult
Fellers what do I drop here
I dropped ballot
i love balatro sometimes
im in the middle of a perfectly good flush house build
and then im given triboulet on a silver platter (im building kings and queens)
i simply will get lucky
nvm i got directors cut
Erm
erm, joker stencil
rip
Lucky run
I shot myself in the foot afterwards by selling stuntman for acrobat
it's really good
hello
just got the game and looking for the best tips possible to become great at the game
in the first ante play flushes, it's easier to get past it
or friends to vc with and stuff for help
you have to experiment and see what works and not, just have fun
ive been playing pairs
try new things out like interesting synergies, and don't be afraid to lose late in the game! :)
well look rn on ur final hand ur first facecard (worst case) gives x16 mult by itself
with lucky cat its x432
if the lucky card procs then lucky cat will be a bit better
rate my progress rn
whats ur red card at
but like just by looking its meh
its next to
i cant tell by ur jokers
ghost deck
well here ur like fishing for flushes ig?
yes
Looking through the Balatro Wiki, what does floor mean in Selling Value?
lol i do that too
rounded down :)
almost everyone does that
look at good balatro players they dont flush
found hologram in my shop
i mean u should sell bull
red card can have some value
y not
Im about to gold stake red deck. Obby is already above 5x and I have so much leeway
Aj build
Goodluck
first time playing and I made it to ante 4/8. is this good?
Yeah for first wver playing
*ever
it was the tutorial, but still
my first run i got to like ante 7? then i couldn't get past ante 3 for a couple days 😭
ante 4 is not bad
Thats unfortunate
indeed
yeah that checks out
straight flush builds are never worth the effort or the risk imo
But on abandoned I was playing it every round
Its good
ueelkfkelkg
kind of, but i've tried so many times and died to the same shit
im bored
Yeah highest high card but still was using it
Red card with ancient joker is kinda wacky but yeah you got a nice build going
V2
WOOOO FUCK YOU OBBY (was actually the most fun run ive had in a minute)
Figured you guys would like seeing that part too
Black, magic, nebula, checkered, erratic, and zodiac are all that remain for c+
V1 >>>> V2
Ultrakill characters, V2 looks cooler but V1 is just the goat
It doesnt scale nearly as fast as 5OAK or flush five or flush house for the amount of effort. The latter three hands all reward deck thinning while you still have to dig very intentionally for SF
Any time you have the deck fixing for straight flush, youre better off going for 5oak or flush five/house imo
Not to mention that outside of runner and the order, all straight related jokers are kinda mid
Hell id even go regular straight before straight flush honestly
I wanted to deck fix but i had the straight mult x so I wanted to somehow use it also I had polychrome 3 of hearts with lucky cards so the build was supposed to beat every round in one hand but the very large blind ruined it
You only need like 2 saturns to match straight flush score
And you will see 2 Saturn's before you deck fix enough for straight flush
But its fun build around straight flush I mean im not playing it like competetive more for fun
I think winning is fun in rougelikes, but i am a completionist farmer for almost all games I play
Thats fair
i dunno its not really fun if you cant consistently play the hand in 99% of runs
But abandoned is good for the build I mean
dont get me wrong ive done a straight flush build somewhat recently
its better for straights
or 3oaks
and checkered is arguably better for strushes
Id only go for straight flush build on that one erratic seed that gives you all the same suit with only 5 different ranks and you start with sceance in shop 1
But I dont get achievements from that. So I wont lmao
Interesting
the only bugged erratic seed gives you all 10 of spades
or is there a well known seed im missing
Okay thats your opinion
Nah its a fact
I dont play straight flushes unless I draw them in ante 1 bc they one shot all those
they also one shot ante 2 big blind
On purple+ ?
unless its 65432
this is funny right this isn't just me
I dont have face cards
Oh u right I was just doing the 8x100 math. Forgor about the extra chips from playing cards mb
If you chose to play modded what other you want ?
as long as the cards add up to 25 it wins
Yee
Well I dont think you can beat the 1500 big blind ante 2 tho without jokers
Small blind yeah
And at that point, im likely going for somwthing else already
the one time i went for straight flushes the whole reason was because i wanted to do straight but the game just only gave neptunes
I got orange stake red deck finished with a 2.7x constellation that I got as an eternal in ante 1 and it had 1.1x mult until ante 5 😭 I feel your pain
shortcut + smeared joker?
true chad
bro used chariot on his balls
now he has balls of steel
what deck tho
green stake
but ur on black stake
green stake comes before black stake
oops
yo wait
what’s does black deck do again
-1 hand +1 joker slot
NOOOOOOOO. MY GROS MICHEL😭
that banana is goated
Unless youre going for gold sticker gros you want it to die though lol
it went extinct i think right before ante 4 boss
Cavendish is that good
wait no i meant the stake
I wonder if ill get c+ before I get completionist
I have yet to see illusion. I once had a holo+magic trick build. No illusion.
eternal jokers can appear
banana balala
oh thanks
aren’t those jokers sometimes good tho
Yeah. I had eternal obby and it let me have xmult on the right of dagger
or maybe ankh
Blueprint, brainstorm yes with also ankh
you do know you can move dagger after selecting the blind right
Like madness
Yeah. But I could keep 5 jokers this way.
you can keep 5 jokers with dagger regardless
Which was optimal as i had a scaling chips, scaling mult, scaling xmult, and econ
just, put it at the fsr right
it doesnt take much thought to move a joker
You underestimate my adhd
i have that shit too
smh
and i’ve forgotten to move dagger before so that doesnt help my case
these are my jokers
Good for you. Ive forgotten to move blueprint countless times though. Im glad I didnt have any risk
Find an uncommon to replace that jimbo pls
suboptimal order
Or at least put it on the far left
jimbo and pants should be moved leftwards
the pants are carrying me surprisingly
im trying 😭
im still new so idk the tech yet😭
Xmult right of +mult
Jokers trigger from left to right. You are getting xmult before +mult which means your +mult isnt getting multiplied
ooooh
There are a few cases where you actually DO want this though
Like with spare trousers and other per hand +mult scaling jokers
Sometimes, getting a higher base +mult while sacrificing your money per hand is the optimal choice, though this is something you get better at knowing with more skill and time
In the cases where you do want/need more +mult, you would want your xmult to the left so you can play more hands
you likely won't get far with this build
But again, this is niche and really only ever applies to gold stake on occasion
im at 6/8 ante if this counts for anything
People who say stuff like that generally mean endless. This build can win ante 8. Which is the only thing that matters imo
A chip related uncommon and its 100% gonna win
chicot
Chipotle is banger
i think he is cool
Chicot*
Its not seed btw
if you will upgrade him enough
ok gimme some minutes
tarot packs can have soul card
Planet packs can have black hole card
so basically
whatever is in ur consumable area
right
with me so far?
ja
hello guys
Aight so you want death or strength then
nah you wouldn’t have anything to
well you could sell the moon
if it’s something bad you can always quickly quit and rejoin
u prolly right i don't think i should bc really only yorick could benefit my build
you probably shouldn't actually
the soul is calling to all of us like the green goblin mask
take it or not and if I did where to put it ?
celestial probably
im losing next blind anyway gonna do it for funnies
or will it start at the same mult as other ones
Sure
it gives me x1.8 mult
the third time ive gotten this fella today
True
perkeo just copies one of the tarot, spectral or planet cards you currently have after every shop
what to do
and the copy is negative
you just want Merry andy
temperance
honestly you already have mime and shoot the moon so you COULD get rid of photo
actually thats true
RIP to this unseeded run
Keep in mind I suck at balatro I’ve only beaten gold stake twice
Oh my gah me too
get rid of shoot the moon and put it on chad
I haven’t even beat green stake yet tf😭
Holy moly the canio twins
Once only for me and I used checkered deck like a coward 😞
youll get there!
its all about joker combinations
i reccommend watching roffles yt videos it helped me a lot
I won my run. two pair build goated
thank you😊. first ever run. with a build i was told I was gonna lose with😂
What did you have
is there a way to look?
Uh idk but do you remember what you had or no?
I remember it was pants, fibonacci, baseball card, and card sharp for jokers
the baseball card got upgraded to holographic i believe
FIBONACCI!!
then I just played nothing but full houses and two pairs with the highest fibonacci numbers
Okay I see why people told you you'd lose
my deck was filled with eights by then end of the run
hey I hand crafted that jank build and it carried 😭
im also new and still learning everything as well
oh I cant forget
Real I remember doing stuntman shenanigans and got to like ante 7 or smthn
I had gros michel as well until before ante 4 boss


