🎙・server-chat

[quasi cedar]

Black deck is ass

[pale bobcat]

NEVER TOUCH PAINTED DECK

[quasi cedar]

Tf r y'all on

[pale bobcat]

neverr

EVER

shrae

YOUR

opinion

EVERF

[silent bloom]

i beat it one time

[pale bobcat]

agian

[pale bobcat]

erm

i guess

[silent bloom]

and NEVER again

[pale bobcat]

taht means

i beat you

[hasty lake]

Oh forgot about that

[pale bobcat]

2 TIMES

[sullen pebble]

Back deck > painted deck.

[pale bobcat]

good

[pale bobcat]

uh

duh

easily

paitned is so unbelvialvby horrible

[silent bloom]

beat

[pale bobcat]

its so bad vero

[sullen pebble]

[silent bloom]

my

m

[pale bobcat]

nuh uh

[nova shore]

xd?

[pale bobcat]

+4 mult is horrid

[pale bobcat]

</3

[quasi cedar]

Don't be a c*nt

[pale bobcat]

i have NOYT

[sullen pebble]

baron + black deck

[pale bobcat]

seen anyone say this

in like

a year

[pale bobcat]

WOAH

??

😭

i dont think your allowed to say that

but okay

[silent bloom]

word

[pale bobcat]

your hurtingv my feelings

</3

[quasi cedar]

Actually my mom is Australian

[nova shore]

wao you wast pretty much time in real life

[pale bobcat]

actually im alsobl;oom

[pale bobcat]

????

[quasi cedar]

Actually I'm a martian

[pale bobcat]

i had a storke trying yto read that

whaty are u trykng to say with that

iu hav eno clue what that means

[pale bobcat]

wow

me too

i live on

[silent bloom]

imagine getting out of ur home and seeing two kangaroo's fighting

[pale bobcat]

plaent x

yes

[nova shore]

hey you should speak english

[pale bobcat]

eal

five of a kind is so fun to play

[nova shore]

tf are you doing

[pale bobcat]

?

[nova shore]

stop

[silent bloom]

well it sounds cool

[pale bobcat]

am i not speakign englsih right now

what do you mean

[quasi cedar]

What happened

[pale bobcat]

what sounjds cool

]?

[pale bobcat]

litearlly nothing

[quasi cedar]

This devolved so quickly

[pale bobcat]

?

[silent bloom]

i just said it

[pale bobcat]

what devolveded

[nova shore]

dude is a bot now

[pale bobcat]

WAHT IS THIS

[pale bobcat]

?/

you said this soujnds cool

waht soujnds cool

[pale bobcat]

whos a bot

?

what

[hasty lake]

B

[silent bloom]

.

[nova shore]

joe

[pale bobcat]

lmao

[pale bobcat]

":>

haha

funny

!

i likke mkinesweeper very kuch

you guys shoudl paly minesweeper its so fun

and tetris

tetris is so fun

i spend all my calsstime playing tetris and mnresweeperi

such good borwedoppm cures

[nova shore]

ok this chat actually has the time with the rarest persons ever

[pale bobcat]

and they pass time so fast

[pale bobcat]

??

rarest persons ever

😭

[nova shore]

ok what is your native language chat?

[pale bobcat]

chjinese

ch9inese

[nova shore]

dont get me wrong

[pale bobcat]

no like

you worded it weirdly

nit what u siad was wierd o

reads weridly

not very cohesive

[nova shore]

all the time, english is my 3 language

[quasi cedar]

Guys wheres my bp/bs yuri fan fic

[quasi cedar]

3rd???

Tf u mean third?

[nova shore]

yup

[silent bloom]

what

[pale bobcat]

ah

alr

[quasi cedar]

-# I'm failing at life

[silent bloom]

im cracking bp

[nova shore]

spanish>french>english>portuguese

[pale bobcat]

already fialed

[pale bobcat]

chinese > cantonese > english > google translate

[nova shore]

nah im monolingual in real life, but you can get used really fast to read and writte

[silent bloom]

<<<<mandarina

[nova shore]

peak

[quasi cedar]

I'm still in secondary school i still have time

[nova shore]

TODO EL INVIERNO NO PUDE COMPRAR UNA

[pale bobcat]

mandarin > orange > blood orange >

[pale bobcat]

what is that

[silent bloom]

JAHSJSHAJ

[nova shore]

mandarina its a fruit in spanish

[quasi cedar]

School?

[pale bobcat]

secondary school?

[quasi cedar]

You don't know what school is?

[pale bobcat]

does that mean u have down syndrome or smth

[quasi cedar]

Like highschool

[silent bloom]

high school

[nova shore]

JAJAJAJAJAJ

not like first and second school, he talking about in what year is on right now

[quasi cedar]

Okay i can read Spanish (read not understand) but i still see this as a J sound

[nova shore]

which one

[silent bloom]

J

[pale bobcat]

skibidi toliet

[quasi cedar]

The english J

[silent bloom]

i

[nova shore]

oh i dont know how that sounds

[silent bloom]

are you an acoustic sound

[quasi cedar]

I'm in the 11th year

And I don't have a job yet

[nova shore]

i dont have someone to speak english

[silent bloom]

j*b

[quasi cedar]

Or 10th year depending on where you are

[pale bobcat]

im in the 18tth year

[quasi cedar]

Sry mb

[nova shore]

no like

ok

[silent bloom]

ur 18

[quasi cedar]

Ur in college?

[nova shore]

thats not how it works

dude wtf

[silent bloom]

its like 12th i think

[quasi cedar]

We're talking abt Schooling

[nova shore]

youre in school since 1 year old?

[quasi cedar]

18th schooling year is in university

[hasty lake]

Im 18 in college idk

[silent bloom]

yes

[quasi cedar]

Like ur masters

[silent bloom]

???

[quasi cedar]

What???

[nova shore]

NO??

[quasi cedar]

No?????

[silent bloom]

YEHA??

[quasi cedar]

You start at 5

[silent bloom]

aye what

[nova shore]

a que edad entraste al jardin

[pale bobcat]

no

im joking

im minor

[silent bloom]

a los 2 años

[pale bobcat]

skibidi

[nova shore]

WHY????

[quasi cedar]

Tryna strike a chord and it's probably a minor

[nova shore]

thats not normal

[silent bloom]

because it's normal?

[hasty lake]

A skill issue frankly

[silent bloom]

WHAT?

[nova shore]

NO

[quasi cedar]

My mom is Panamanian she DON'T start schooling at 2 😭

[silent bloom]

im one year up

[nova shore]

i start pre-school when 5 years

[silent bloom]

I DID

[quasi cedar]

I started first year at 5

4 is preschool

Anything before that is child care

[hasty lake]

Anything below 4 is usually just daycare

[silent bloom]

i started first year at 4

[nova shore]

i even start school in the wrong time, i graduated with 17

[quasi cedar]

-# I was set to graduate at 16 🥲. Where did my life go wrong

[hasty lake]

That could also be because of your birthdate

[nova shore]

I still couldn't find a job or get into college :c

[silent bloom]

yeah the normal is graduate at 17-18

[silent bloom]

j*b

[nova shore]

nah june, i dont think so

[quasi cedar]

In certain countries they let you skip gears or accelerate learning or just different grad schedules

[quasi cedar]

Oh me too

[silent bloom]

im january

[nova shore]

i still find ways to job, cook, electricidad, mecanica, plumber, pc, phone, etc

[hasty lake]

Yeah if you're a massive nerd my mom didn't let me skip years when I was younger for some reason

[silent bloom]

all in one

[quasi cedar]

My mom was gonna

[hasty lake]

Could've skipped two grades but nah

[quasi cedar]

I missed the test by 2 points

[quasi cedar]

Same

[nova shore]

beginner of all trades, master of none

[silent bloom]

bp copies photo, not chad

[pale bobcat]

Are there any non face card builds

[hasty lake]

Yuzz

[nova shore]

wee

[pale bobcat]

Es

[silent bloom]

ehem ehem (lucky cat)

[pale bobcat]

Ew

[pale bobcat]

Ew

[quasi cedar]

Tbh I've been stressing abt not having a job

[silent bloom]

EW?

[pale bobcat]

All I play is pjtoochad and baron mime

[hasty lake]

Wee lucky cat hack

[silent bloom]

im gonna touch u

[bronze quest]

Green Joker MVP

[quasi cedar]

I'm 15 and I'm doing absolutely nothing with my life

[pale bobcat]

Do it then all I know is baronmime photochad

[nova shore]

i brb

[hasty lake]

That's fine twin

[pale bobcat]

ok you don’t need a job at 15

[silent bloom]

u want me to?

[quasi cedar]

U see. I'm poor

[bronze quest]

Bro, college is CRAZY i fear for My life

[silent bloom]

we all

[jade plinth]

TODAYS BALATRODLE IS IMPOSSIBLE

[hasty lake]

I just started dont tell me that 💔

[quasi cedar]

It's||luchador||

[quasi cedar]

Spoilers

For the balatrodle

[jade plinth]

ITS NOT 💔

[quasi cedar]

??

[jade plinth]

i tried :(

going insane trying to figure this out

its 7$ but has everything from luchador

[quasi cedar]

Oh the new one's up

[chilly wave]

Sell that stunt man ??

[pale bobcat]

I think I know

It’s 8$

[bronze quest]

I'm trying to be accepted by a national university here in My country man, one of the most hard exam ever, they say

[silent bloom]

2:58 am and at 5 am i need to "wake up" 💔💔

[pale bobcat]

Four finger?

@jade plinth four finger?

[jade plinth]

tried 💔

[silent bloom]

stuntman is chips

[jade plinth]

the ability is other

[hasty lake]

4 am and I need to wake up at 5 less goooo

[silent bloom]

let me see your deck

[pale bobcat]

??

So what like retriever?

[jade plinth]

genuinely so confused

[pale bobcat]

PARADOILA

[jade plinth]

nope

[nova shore]

wdy chat?

[jade plinth]

showman was my other guess

[silent bloom]

run info? like most used hand

[hasty lake]

Midas?

Its gotta be midas mask no

[jade plinth]

wow it is.. 💔

[pale bobcat]

Me bones?

[jade plinth]

CHANGE THAT BRUH

[chilly wave]

Lvl 16 high card

[jade plinth]

MIDAS IS AN ECON

IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS

[pale bobcat]

Midas is econ what do you mean

[hasty lake]

Ehhhh

[nova shore]

midas its an echancerment

[silent bloom]

sell fire joker

[hasty lake]

Since it doesn't directly give you money cash it won't count

[nova shore]

burnt

[silent bloom]

that

[bronze quest]

If You want the seed here You have: S47JL47F

Do small blind, then, buy Burglar and next skip Big blind, do your thing and then buy green Joker, there You have

[hasty lake]

Fire joker is frying me

[chilly wave]

Okay

[silent bloom]

im fire jason

[bronze quest]

This one S47JL47F

[quasi cedar]

Got the balatrodle in 11

[nova shore]

anyone here play with mods?

[jade plinth]

an enchantment for money 💔

[nova shore]

and

[quasi cedar]

That's not midas's effect tho

The effect itself is applying an enhancement

That isn't money generation on it's own

[pale bobcat]

What others provide enchantment

[hasty lake]

That would be golden ticket

[jade plinth]

at the VERY least be labeled as creation if invisible joker is labeled as that too, invisible joker dosent create on its own either

[silent bloom]

i need to kiss someone

[quasi cedar]

No other jokers provide enhancement directly iirc

[quasi cedar]

It's not creating a card tho

[hasty lake]

You good bro

[silent bloom]

tierlist of kissable jokers

[pale bobcat]

This is where your wrong

Sixth sense

[quasi cedar]

I felt that

[silent bloom]

blueprint S+

[quasi cedar]

Incorrect

?

[pale bobcat]

Spectral cards

[hasty lake]

Blueprint S tier

[pale bobcat]

Provide enchanted cards

It’s on its own

[quasi cedar]

An enhancement is gold. Steel

[pale bobcat]

And cna create enchantment cards

[pale bobcat]

Yeah spectral can make that

[quasi cedar]

Applies an enhancement

Like midas

Or a tarot card

[pale bobcat]

Cartomancer

[nova shore]

cna

[quasi cedar]

Not making the cards that do the enhancements

[hasty lake]

I was gonna say stone joker but that just makes enchanted cards not applies

[silent bloom]

are yall

[quasi cedar]

Just applying the enhancement

[silent bloom]

guys or girls

[jade plinth]

im a dude

[nova shore]

for?

[quasi cedar]

Y

[jade plinth]

and a pissed one cause midas mask should be an econ at the very least 💔

[quasi cedar]

Nope

[hasty lake]

Ima dude

[quasi cedar]

The effect isn't money generation

[silent bloom]

i just want to know

[quasi cedar]

The effect facilitates money gen

[silent bloom]

Y what

[nova shore]

mmmmm

guess

[quasi cedar]

Y do u wanna know?

[nova shore]

Y its girl

[silent bloom]

ye

[silent bloom]

oh

[silent bloom]

guy

[quasi cedar]

Y do u wanna know my gender

[silent bloom]

yes

[nova shore]

yes

[silent bloom]

im so good 🔥

[jade plinth]

astronomer is an econ joker but i dont see any other card making everything free is all im saying dawg

[quasi cedar]

Nope

Economy in balatrodle is direct money gen

[pale bobcat]

Chaos the clown

[nova shore]

zzzzz

[quasi cedar]

Midas and astronomer are technically util jokers

Which r "other"

[pale bobcat]

Chaos?

[quasi cedar]

Utility

Not producing money

[jade plinth]

brother

[quasi cedar]

Then they're on smth there

[pale bobcat]

Check chaos

[jade plinth]

this what im saying nothing makes sense

[quasi cedar]

Who tf made balatrodle

Imma send them a strong worded email

[nova shore]

its economy because it changes the value directly, like the vouchers

[jade plinth]

i guessed it already i cant put in more 💔

[nova shore]

what the joker was?

[quasi cedar]

||midas||

[quasi cedar]

Spoiler

For balatrodle

[jade plinth]

yup

[silent bloom]

blah blah

how many dudes did yall kissed

[quasi cedar]

Burn it

[jade plinth]

sorry for arguing lol, didnt mean to get so heated ❤️‍🩹

[quasi cedar]

U got heated?

[jade plinth]

well i do as a joke

[quasi cedar]

I've kissed 0 people period

[jade plinth]

but sometimes people take it as not

[nova shore]

yea i wanna kill him now

[pale bobcat]

Yeah I haven’t kissed anyone’s period either

[silent bloom]

lol

[quasi cedar]

?

[jade plinth]

0

big goose egg

[quasi cedar]

-# I just want a gf 🥲

-# or a close friend

[hasty lake]

236

[nova shore]

from a scale from 1 to 100, how good are you in english?

[pale bobcat]

Your 15

[quasi cedar]

Conversational?

[pale bobcat]

80

[quasi cedar]

Formal?

[silent bloom]

crazy

[quasi cedar]

Academic?

[quasi cedar]

And?

[silent bloom]

be my bf

[pale bobcat]

Shouldn’t be dating

[hasty lake]

100

[nova shore]

then can you use it :3c?

[quasi cedar]

People start dating at around 14

[pale bobcat]

<18

[pale bobcat]

And what percentage of them last

[hasty lake]

Yeah those relationships usually end in actual disaster

[pale bobcat]

Setting urself up for heartbreak

[nova shore]

wait english is your native language right xd?

[silent bloom]

r u 18

[pale bobcat]

Focus on your studies

[pale bobcat]

<18

[hasty lake]

Nah spanish

[quasi cedar]

I'm not dumb 😭

[silent bloom]

over 18

[quasi cedar]

Y'all i alr know this

[pale bobcat]

Define ventricular

[nova shore]

makes sense anyways

[jade plinth]

alright hymen haptic

[pale bobcat]

<18

[silent bloom]

JUST TELL ME

[pale bobcat]

🥺

[lyric vine]

bloodstone is tweaking smh

[nova shore]

then there are 4 people than speak spanish right now

[hasty lake]

The heart

[quasi cedar]

But when you spend every night crying bc you want romance like a lovesick fool you tend to not give a shit if the relationship is doomed to fail

[hasty lake]

Someone's been reading too much doomed yuri

[pale bobcat]

Searched it up, therefore your English is not 100 ( also your answer is wrong)

[lyric vine]

0 hits on 5 cards with hanging chad

[jade plinth]

true that bro, i played like 10 wild cards and didnt hit ANYTHING

[silent bloom]

over, less or more

[quasi cedar]

Nuh uh

Well

Okay yeah

[nova shore]

bro

[quasi cedar]

Unrelated

That fact is unrelated

[nova shore]

??? it said <

[silent bloom]

in dumb

[pale bobcat]

18 is bigge then my age

[nova shore]

him

[silent bloom]

but i know that

[nova shore]

oh sorey

sorry

[hasty lake]

😔

[silent bloom]

<number means that that number is more than the other number

oh

[nova shore]

im having a stroke reading you

[quasi cedar]

Same

[nova shore]

n<18

[silent bloom]

so you're a minor

[quasi cedar]

Don't gimme that face

[pale bobcat]

Is that not obvious

[nova shore]

oh no im in his side

[silent bloom]

im a minor too twin ❤️‍🩹✌️

[hasty lake]

Gotta put down the yuri man

[nova shore]

you read too much

[quasi cedar]

🥲 I'm not a hopeless romantic (usually)

I'm realistic (sometimes)

[silent bloom]

who knows

[hasty lake]

That word doesn't exist when love is involved

[nova shore]

Denial is always the first step, come on, you can do it

[hasty lake]

Usually 😭

[quasi cedar]

Is it so bad to want a relationship at my age? Like I'm not doing anything else rn

[silent bloom]

nah

its normal

[nova shore]

job find

[nova shore]

true

[hasty lake]

Its normal

[quasi cedar]

No car

I literally couldn't get a job if i wanted unless i did smth online

[nova shore]

dont push you soo hard, anyone needs love

[nova shore]

wait what that have to do?

[hasty lake]

I've been dating a girl i met in the 5th grade for 3 years but if we dated sooner it might not have ended all too weol

[silent bloom]

that's why I love everyone ❤️

[quasi cedar]

You can't just walk to places here

[nova shore]

i forgot where you lived xd

[silent bloom]

usa

[quasi cedar]

I have more emotional awareness then most people my age

Texas to be specific

[nova shore]

esta

XDxdXFCDCF

[quasi cedar]

Ain't walking nowhere

[silent bloom]

ok

lo voy a hacer

[nova shore]

no

soy mayor

[silent bloom]

👅

[nova shore]

alejate

[silent bloom]

si

[nova shore]

dud|

[silent bloom]

veni

[quasi cedar]

Donde esta la biblioteca

[silent bloom]

ahi

[quasi cedar]

I took way too much joy in this

[hasty lake]

Had a tourist ask me that once it took everything in my body mot to burst out laughing 💔

[quasi cedar]

LMAO

[nova shore]

true

[hasty lake]

"Donde esta la biblioteca"

[silent bloom]

te voy a tocar

[nova shore]

wtf why

[nova shore]

where is the joke

[quasi cedar]

Ishowspeed

[silent bloom]

ishowmeat

[quasi cedar]

More like ionspeed

[hasty lake]

That question is a really old bit

[quasi cedar]

It's the only thing most Americans can say in Spanish

[pale bobcat]

Bathroom

[nova shore]

how can "donde esta la biblioteca" would cause laugh

[silent bloom]

donde esta el mapa

[nova shore]

nah i only have 2 cats there

[hasty lake]

Yeah its a popular phrase from old media of people that start learning Spanish

[nova shore]

y me salen con dora la exploradora ahora

[hasty lake]

The joke being thats all they can say

[nova shore]

how

[quasi cedar]

¿Dónde está tu hijo?

[nova shore]

oh

[silent bloom]

vamos a agarrarnos las manos

y dormir de cucharita

[nova shore]

worst joke of the sigil

[quasi cedar]

¿Dónde está tu riñón?

[nova shore]

late, my cat grabbed me before

[silent bloom]

aqui abajo

[silent bloom]

we can sleep the three

dw

[nova shore]

no

[silent bloom]

yes

[nova shore]

dude stop ik youre a minor

[silent bloom]

and 💔

[quasi cedar]

Guys
Chuck Norris doesn't battle
He just allows you to lose

[silent bloom]

i literally dated a 19 yo

[quasi cedar]

That's. Normal tho

[pale bobcat]

Dinosaur game making in the process

[quasi cedar]

If ur like 17/16

[nova shore]

yea im not a such horrendous person

[quasi cedar]

Ooh

[quasi cedar]

Dating a 19 y/o as a 17 y/o is fine 💀

Now if he's any younger

[pale bobcat]

?

[quasi cedar]

I'd be concerned

[pale bobcat]

Bro

[silent bloom]

im 16

[nova shore]

IDK HIS AGE

[silent bloom]

you can date anyone

[nova shore]

SEE

[quasi cedar]

If ur dating 18 to sixteen

[silent bloom]

with consent

[quasi cedar]

Ur gonna be dating 19 to 17

[silent bloom]

bruh

[nova shore]

i dont want your consent

im out

[silent bloom]

you do

[silent bloom]

you i

[quasi cedar]

-# U r being weird tho

[nova shore]

oh that sounds pretty bad really

[quasi cedar]

LMAO

[hasty lake]

Screenshot

[silent bloom]

its a joke twin ❤️‍🩹

[nova shore]

sorry

[silent bloom]

LOL

[quasi cedar]

A joke you been making for 20 minutes 😭

[silent bloom]

the fuck

it passed like 5 min

what

[hasty lake]

Pray no one takes that out of context 💔

[quasi cedar]

Fuck i ate today and i feel like a pig

[nova shore]

a joke isnt funny if someone can be bad interpreted

[quasi cedar]

If someone can interpret it badly

[silent bloom]

in what mean

[nova shore]

hoping for the best, expect the worse

[silent bloom]

im clipping it

[quasi cedar]

It makes it sound like ur pressuring people to date minors which is extremely uncomfortable for a lot of people after the first 3 minutes

[silent bloom]

so bad from one angle

well

too much angles

[silent bloom]

took it too far

[silent bloom]

cuatro etapas de la vida

[quasi cedar]

"Driving in my car right after a beer"

[nova shore]

dude i have the meme of that with nokotan and lost it

[quasi cedar]

LMAO

[hasty lake]

Genuinely a fire experience would recommend

[quasi cedar]

...

Anyways

[nova shore]

dud|

[quasi cedar]

Miku or Teto you have to pick

Iykyk

[nova shore]

miku

[hasty lake]

Can I just pick both

[nova shore]

greed

[quasi cedar]

No

And Chisa is not an option no one likes her

[quasi cedar]

Gotta pick one

[hasty lake]

Uhh

Miku

[quasi cedar]

I can't believe y'all like Miku over Teto 🥺

FUCK TYPING

[hasty lake]

Valid

Im so excited to use these

[quasi cedar]

Why so many

I mean they look lovely

[hasty lake]

Culinary school

[quasi cedar]

But you need 4 at most

OH

[pale bobcat]

hope u cut urself

🙏

[quasi cedar]

(insert Australian noises)

[silent bloom]

austria

[hasty lake]

I've almost taken a chunk of my finger off before by accident would not recommend

[quasi cedar]

Ooh r we swapping stories?

[hasty lake]

It was cutting lettuce of all things 💔

[quasi cedar]

Okay i burned myself with a baking tin like all the way across at the bottom of my ribs

[quasi cedar]

How?

[nova shore]

bro va a desaprobar iniciacion en aceite de oliva extra virgen

[nova shore]

dude?

[quasi cedar]

?

[hasty lake]

Wasn't paying much attention to where my hand was so I sliced straight into my finger

Dont cook while sleep deprived

[quasi cedar]

Drive instead

[hasty lake]

Much better

[quasi cedar]

Especially after a beer

[silent bloom]

and after a bump

[hasty lake]

Wonder what it was shaped like

Hell is that

Alright ig

[quasi cedar]

"DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER"

"HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER"

Anyways

What was y'all's favorite childhood food

[nova shore]

salchipapas

long time since i made one

[quasi cedar]

-# yo no se

[hasty lake]

Arroz con salchicha y habichuelas

[quasi cedar]

tf is salchicha

[hasty lake]

Specially the one my mom makes

[quasi cedar]

Habichuelas?

Someone explain

[nova shore]

sausage

sausague

ge?

[quasi cedar]

.

[quasi cedar]

That's what mama was saying?

[hasty lake]

Beans

[quasi cedar]

Oooh

[quasi cedar]

...

?

[nova shore]

como mierda encontras eso en lata

[quasi cedar]

Beans is frijoles

[silent bloom]

those are so ahh

[quasi cedar]

Who tf is eating canned sausages

[hasty lake]

Its got a bunch of names

[quasi cedar]

Ojaldas or patacones for me. Or buñuelos

[nova shore]

the family of beand its sooo big that each one have thier own name

[hasty lake]

You just a hater

[quasi cedar]

It's canned sausage

I'd rather have to never listen to teto again than eat that

[silent bloom]

good vs bad ahh

[rapid hill]

Every food

[nova shore]

help?

[quasi cedar]

Anchovies?

[silent bloom]

never listen to teto just to hear her music again for the first time

[nova shore]

its food, what i say?

[quasi cedar]

N*gros

[nova shore]

ITS BLACK

[quasi cedar]

Technically a derogatory term for black people

In America

[rapid hill]

That too

[nova shore]

bruh, what a shame

[quasi cedar]

Ik

[quasi cedar]

Just combine it with the word it's describing

Like frijolesnegros

[nova shore]

well everything in that list is just beans, and i name like just 4% of them

[quasi cedar]

Y

Yy?

WHY?

In my house we had pinto, black, and lentils

[nova shore]

you dont have many names for beans, spanish does

[hasty lake]

There's a lot more

[quasi cedar]

Technically we do but they're just. Names of other stuff

Minus pinto

[nova shore]

wait let me search pinto

[quasi cedar]

Grandma used to make the best sausage and lentils

[hasty lake]

Kidney beans go hard

[nova shore]

oh wait we called him pintos too

[quasi cedar]

¿Dónde están tus riñones?

[nova shore]

but pinto its a verb "pintar" "paint"

[hasty lake]

Every Latin country calls beans a different thing

[quasi cedar]

Y

[hasty lake]

Beats me spanish has evolved in a huge variety of ways

[rapid hill]

I know its not beans but I mean chicken liver is good

[nova shore]

bruh i forgot garbanzos, they are my favorite

[hasty lake]

Agreed

[hasty lake]

Garbanzos are good

[quasi cedar]

I forgot those existed

[rapid hill]

Finally someone said its good

[hasty lake]

My friend put me onto chicken Gizards

[nova shore]

one time a made pure with it, pretty shit ngl

[quasi cedar]

I dare y'all to look up calf fries

[nova shore]

calf?

[quasi cedar]

Shouldn't you be asleep

[quasi cedar]

Yeah

SHHHH

SHHHHHHHHHH

[hasty lake]

Oh

[quasi cedar]

-# they didn't know that

[hasty lake]

Uhhh you saw nothing

[quasi cedar]

It vanished like their fathers

[nova shore]

yup

[nova shore]

oh pretty rare name

[hasty lake]

Chicken liver 🤤

[quasi cedar]

Honestly

[nova shore]

zzzzz

[quasi cedar]

Looks good

[quasi cedar]

Well okay then

[rapid hill]

Because it is

[nova shore]

how you translate pate?

[nova shore]

no

[hasty lake]

Coronilla

[nova shore]

?

[quasi cedar]

Tf u mean no

[nova shore]

sounds spanish still

[nova shore]

:3

[hasty lake]

Of you mean to English

[rapid hill]

What is it ?

[hasty lake]

Its just pate

[nova shore]

wait wtf is pate in english

[hasty lake]

There's not a word for it

[quasi cedar]

Pate?

What is it?

[hasty lake]

Just pate

[nova shore]

smashed livers

[quasi cedar]

Oh yeah

Isn't that french?

[nova shore]

well not smashed

[nova shore]

yes that

[rapid hill]

Blended ?

[hasty lake]

Yes

[nova shore]

paté i think

[rapid hill]

Choped ?

[quasi cedar]

Mhm

Ground(?)

[nova shore]

its more accutracete

that thing i forget

[hasty lake]

You chop everything ground it and cook it on low heat

[rapid hill]

And you want to know what it means in our language ?

[nova shore]

well my family cooks it before

[quasi cedar]

It's a French cooking word

[nova shore]

its more easy to prepare

[quasi cedar]

Technically in that context it is the english form

[jovial parrot]

What are we talking about

[hasty lake]

Food

[quasi cedar]

Or Spanish

[rapid hill]

MM..FOOD

[quasi cedar]

Which ever language

[nova shore]

nah just a confusion

[nova shore]

food between languages

[jovial parrot]

Food, food is good

[rapid hill]

Im not feeling today by my mind

[jovial parrot]

Internet, please disagree with me

[quasi cedar]

Guys I'm gonna not eat food for several days to lose weight thoughts?

[nova shore]

what is your favorite chilhood plate?

[jovial parrot]

Hmm....

[hasty lake]

Hell no

[quasi cedar]

Y

[rapid hill]

Dont do it

[nova shore]

no, tell me what you want

[quasi cedar]

Y

[hasty lake]

Thats a really hard aggressive fast

[quasi cedar]

Ik

That's the point

[jovial parrot]

Idk I never really had one specific thing I liked since my mom pretty much always made at least one neat, some veg and some other side

[nova shore]

good luck, probably the last one too

[hasty lake]

You need to at least talk to a doctor before doing one because doing one willy nilly can straight up kill you

[quasi cedar]

I can't afford one of those.

[hasty lake]

(Take it from someone who did one all willy nilly)

[nova shore]

so you will just say ice cream?

[jovial parrot]

Like one night you'd be having pan fried zucchini, Kraft Mac and cheese and fried sausage or something

[quasi cedar]

Also either i lose weight or death

(Win win)

Speaking of death

MISTAH BONES

[hasty lake]

If you really wanna do a fast start with a softer fast like only eat last 12 pm

[rapid hill]

Health complications can happen I really dont like losing weight when I have normal weight what is the point ?

[hasty lake]

*past

[jovial parrot]

So is there a "misses" equivalent of Mister

[hasty lake]

Oh yeah also what weight are you even at

[jovial parrot]

Cause Misses implies marriage right

[quasi cedar]

Or maybe he's just a teacher

Misses implies marriage

Miss is authority

Mister is both

[jovial parrot]

Ah ok

[quasi cedar]

200 smth pounds

I'm overweight

[hasty lake]

Then yeah start with a softer fast

[quasi cedar]

Especially for my build

[hasty lake]

Oh a calorie deficit thats what I did

[rapid hill]

But what is your height ?

[quasi cedar]

Right but like when i eat i feel like crap

[jovial parrot]

Quick question cause I asked a friend of mine that used "Mx" and they didn't know how it's pronounced, can the Balatro community inform me on this

[nova shore]

90kg?

[rapid hill]

Yes

[quasi cedar]

5 foot '11 inches but I'm scrawny naturally

[hasty lake]

Not that bad

[nova shore]

is not too fat for healthy complications, w-

[quasi cedar]

Like i don't naturally have a lot of muscle and I don't have muscle rn

[nova shore]

im going to ask that

[quasi cedar]

No but i have a gut and i hate it

It didn't even go to my butt 🫠

[hasty lake]

Try a colorie deficit

[nova shore]

oh

[jovial parrot]

Wtf is this conversation turning into

[hasty lake]

Eh just go with it

[nova shore]

5'11 was 1,72 right?

[quasi cedar]

Food. But fasting

[nova shore]

all

[hasty lake]

Food but remove food

[jovial parrot]

Fasting huh

[quasi cedar]

Do y'all like burgers

[rapid hill]

180 or 176

[quasi cedar]

Food - food

[hasty lake]

Yes

[nova shore]

i forgot how to say it, metabolism?

[hasty lake]

I make killer burgers

[rapid hill]

Yeah food is food

[jovial parrot]

Burgers are good

[quasi cedar]

Mhm

[quasi cedar]

What do you put on it

[jovial parrot]

However
I prefer Patty Melts

Which is basically just a burger but with toast instead of buns

[nova shore]

i only like home-made burgers, the one from foodschain tastes like shit

[hasty lake]

Depends on what im feeling usually caramelized onions bacon cheese lettuce

[quasi cedar]

Funny i will be judging ur character off of ur burger toppings

[hasty lake]

And onions

[quasi cedar]

You pass

[quasi cedar]

Sometimes you need smth low quality tho

[rapid hill]

Thats what im saying

[nova shore]

tomates, keep the change

[hasty lake]

People sleep on caramelized onions

[jovial parrot]

Nyahahhaah

[quasi cedar]

They're so good!!

[nova shore]

I CANT FULL ME WITH THAT

[jovial parrot]

Sorry I got evil there for a second

I'm good now

[nova shore]

it doesnt work

[quasi cedar]

It is i. The great papyrus!

[hasty lake]

I love French onion soup but its a massive pain to make

[quasi cedar]

...

Y

[nova shore]

what, explain the process

[quasi cedar]

I mean good on u

[rapid hill]

Yeah delicious

[quasi cedar]

But y is it hard

[hasty lake]

Apart from chopping the 20 something onions that isn't fun on the eyes if you want a goof French onions soup you have to he constantly stirring on low heat for a minimum of like 3 hours usually more

*good

[nova shore]

zzz

[rapid hill]

But its worth it in the end

[quasi cedar]

R u okay

[jovial parrot]

Cat

[hasty lake]

Real

[hasty lake]

My hands always hurt like hell after making it 💔

[nova shore]

sounds like tamal but worse, right?

[hasty lake]

There was a period of time where my grandma got addicted to the stuff so I had to make it constantly💔

[hasty lake]

Basically

[nova shore]

oh i know how to feel then

[jovial parrot]

So uh
Drunkard

The joker

[nova shore]

in pandemia i sell tamales and polenta/humita

[quasi cedar]

I wanna be just like him when i grow up

[nova shore]

6 hours just stirring

[jovial parrot]

To be fair he's probably a pretty well paid entertainer

[quasi cedar]

R u okay??

[jovial parrot]

He's like the Robin Williams of medieval Europe

[nova shore]

it was fun at least

i have nothing more to do

the school home work was that low that i start searching for jobs

tf loud, im not an owl

[quasi cedar]

Tf loud?

[nova shore]

nvm

forget it

[quasi cedar]

No i wanna know what you said

C'mon

[jovial parrot]

Bro did not forget it

[nova shore]

loud instead of low

they sound alike

i writte in english for how they sound

pretty often i merge or swap words

[quasi cedar]

Ooh. Well what do yiu mean by tf

[hasty lake]

Unrelated but I made tacos recently

[nova shore]

tf

[hasty lake]

That happens to me when I speak Spanish sometimes

[quasi cedar]

The fuck, low, I'm not an owl?

[quasi cedar]

GIMMME

[nova shore]

wait wasnt spanish your first language?

[pale bobcat]

tassled wobblegong

[quasi cedar]

stop speaking Australian

[nova shore]

the fuck loud
like "what the fuck you mean with loud"

[hasty lake]

Yeah but I still get twisted up with my wording sometimes

[quasi cedar]

OH

I got it

[nova shore]

i said dentífrico wrong my whole life

[quasi cedar]

You mistyped low as owl right?

[nova shore]

i typed loud instead of low

[quasi cedar]

Yk what i give up

[nova shore]

i hate english

[jovial parrot]

I had tacos for dinner earlier

But get this

They were BREAKFAST TACOS

[quasi cedar]

Same

[quasi cedar]

OOOOH

[hasty lake]

Breakfast burritos/tacos are so gas

[quasi cedar]

Literally

[jovial parrot]

Eggs, potatoes, mushrooms and some beef

[quasi cedar]

Mushrooms?

[jovial parrot]

Yeah

[quasi cedar]

In ur breakfast?

[jovial parrot]

Gotta have some veggies somehow

[hasty lake]

Yessir

[quasi cedar]

Mushrooms aren't

[jovial parrot]

What you don't have mushrooms for breakfast?

[nova shore]

i want to try mushrooms so bad

[quasi cedar]

NO BC THAT'S WEIRD

[hasty lake]

No it aint

[pale bobcat]

picky basted

[nova shore]

explain the flavour

[jovial parrot]

You clearly don't live in the UK

[pale bobcat]

flavour

[jovial parrot]

I mean I don't either but

[hasty lake]

Earthy

[jovial parrot]

Its more about the texture for me

[nova shore]

no, ok yea but

[quasi cedar]

I eat more things than that

[hasty lake]

Real

[pale bobcat]

I like the smokyneaa

[jovial parrot]

I love soft mushrooms

[nova shore]

oh makes sense

[pale bobcat]

like chicken nuggets and tomato sauce

[jovial parrot]

Absorbing whatever flavor you put into em

[quasi cedar]

Also stop infecting em with your Australia

[quasi cedar]

you think we can afford chicken nuggets?

I mean we can

[hasty lake]

Man im from PR

[nova shore]

the only type of mushrooms i can buy its takijashy, buy they are tooo expensive

[jovial parrot]

Australia

The land down unda

[nova shore]

puerto rico

[pale bobcat]

What yall know about enokimushroom

[hasty lake]

Yes

[solemn elm]

I dislike mushrooms because of their texture as well

[hasty lake]

Alwayd wanted to try em

[jovial parrot]

As well?

I like mushrooms lol

[pale bobcat]

The land with the Down syndrome unders (speaking from experience, I live there)

[nova shore]

what about the flavour?

[solemn elm]

as well as Yuki

[jovial parrot]

What's that

[solemn elm]

it's okay

[hasty lake]

They dont have much flavor really

[nova shore]

like gris?

[pale bobcat]

Flavour

Flavour

[hasty lake]

Think like avocados no one ests them for flavor

[pale bobcat]

Flavour

Flavour

[solemn elm]

some mushrooms have quite a nice flavour, like shiitake mushrooms

[pale bobcat]

Wrong

[pale bobcat]

Like enoki

[nova shore]

i hate them 😭

[pale bobcat]

Spb

Spb

Spb

🔥 🔥

[solemn elm]

I can't eat them anyway

[nova shore]

i will kill yourshelf

[hasty lake]

Shelf

[pale bobcat]

I will krill you

[nova shore]

allergies?

[pale bobcat]

Shrimply becuase I am better

[nova shore]

NOOO NON ON ON L N

[pale bobcat]

You sea, i am smarter then you

[hasty lake]

Enough ocean puns

[pale bobcat]

Shut up you beach

[nova shore]

I KNOW THIS SHIT WAS COMING OUT WITH THE FOOD

[pale bobcat]

Water you mean

?

[nova shore]

wait what type of allergies is that?

[hasty lake]

Sidetrack for a second WHO NEEDS A WHISK THAT BIG

[jovial parrot]

Wtf is that lmao