🎙・server-chat

[reef breach]

i got black deck

[zealous dock]

Oh no it's yellow deck

[reef breach]

but isnt black deck like the worst one

[zealous dock]

Yellow deck white stake

[reef breach]

ohh

[rapid hill]

@reef breach how much hours do you have on the game ?

[reef breach]

i got my best on yellow deck was ante 7

[reef breach]

uhh i rlly dont know

i installed this game on steamunlocked but got the actaul game on my phone

[rapid hill]

And around what month did you start ?

[zealous dock]

You've already beaten a run so I'd say you're good

[reef breach]

like 2 months ago

i didnt play it as much rlly

only played it when internet or electricity was out

[rapid hill]

Yeah makes sense

[reef breach]

i beaten 2 on my pc

and 5 on my mobile

so abt 7 runs beaten

[rapid hill]

My best was 4 runs in day

[reef breach]

my best was 2 runs in a day

it was when i was traveling

[rapid hill]

Zodiac deck is pretty good in my opinion

[zealous dock]

Erratic and checkered are . my tops

[rapid hill]

I just played the game after like 2 weeks and got 4 good runs in row

[reef breach]

nice

i rlly wanna get the new balatro deck thing

like with the irl cards

it looks so sick

thing is its like 2k here in egypt 💔

[rapid hill]

Abondoned with hack and ancient goodly combo

[rapid hill]

Oh no deja vu again

[zealous dock]

Bleh I struggled a lot on abandoned deck, I much prefer checkered

[reef breach]

hm?

[rapid hill]

How much is that in dollars ?

[rapid hill]

I just got deja vu again

You know what is it ?

Should I explain ?

[reef breach]

ik the meaning of deja vu

[rapid hill]

Yeah okay

[reef breach]

wat was balatro like 100 bucks back then

[rapid hill]

What ?

[reef breach]

nvm.

my sibling is crying over steal a brainrot 💔

[dapper bison]

"guys shouldi get orange joker?"

yes htis is real

[hot vortex]

I just found out paradoila and the mark make all cards invis

[reef breach]

"Balala" 💔

also is that a mac?

[dapper bison]

apple app store

[dapper bison]

apple appstore exclusive

[reef breach]

this game is an EXCLUSIVE?

[dapper bison]

no

just only found opn apple appstore

stil ltho someone went out of their way to make a a balatro mobile ripoff on the apple appstore

[hot vortex]

Guys my nueralink friend code is Æ A-12

[reef breach]

might fr install it

is it on the app store

or microsoft store

[dapper bison]

wait holdon i wanna see something

[hot vortex]

Thats all ai too

[reef breach]

its not there

[reef breach]

they copied the banana

[dapper bison]

dear god

[reef breach]

atleast its better than the last one 😭

1.9 stars is crazy

[blissful geode]

If your game gets copied by other companies on the app store, thats where you know you made it big ✌️🥹

[dapper bison]

its like nothing can be popular without others trynba capture their success

[blissful geode]

take it down

[reef breach]

thats basically wat the roblox site is rn

[bitter stream]

“Brilliant Games Private Ltd.” What the hell kind of company name is that?

[blissful geode]

BALALA JSDKASJDKAJAJAKJSDKAJSDA

[blissful geode]

Money laundering

[blissful geode]

gros michel? nah, bannana

[dapper bison]

wsait holdup

if we got balala and joker card poker

[reef breach]

is it me or is drinking cold water after eating a large pakc of chips honestly the best feeling?

[dapper bison]

BRO ITS HERE ON THGE APPLE APPSTROE TOOOOOOO

4.1 stars btw

yet shomehow the goiogle appstore only has like 1.9

they have to bereviewbotting

[cursive oak]

.

[pearl sandal]

It was too much fun this build

[slim junco]

Time for a new balala run

[still ermine]

After I finished pizza tower i can finally play back balatro

[surreal rivet]

jesus christ

[still ermine]

did you mod it?

[surreal rivet]

nah completely vanilla

[still ermine]

NO WAY

[reef breach]

best starter deck 😭

also its a seeded run

[surreal rivet]

send

[reef breach]

aight

Q4YV6RZA

Another one

[still ermine]

Also blue print is peak

That why i want to unlock it

[slim junco]

Blueprint is awesome because it can be anything

[still ermine]

I still dont have it

[slim junco]

Dang

[surreal rivet]

i have it but i forgot how normal players do

[slim junco]

No blueprint no brainstorm

[surreal rivet]

gulp

[hot vortex]

what

That's a thing

[surreal rivet]

yeah if u got a lot of jokers it calculates every trigger

took this 19s to calculate

[slim junco]

Least broken mod

[surreal rivet]

im not even using the antimatter deck lol

[still ermine]

I have brainstorm

[median beacon]

Blueprint very easy to unlock

Just beat 1 run

You got this king

[honest adder]

I A M A D D I C T E D . 🗿🙏🤡

[reef breach]

the wall is so fucking annoying

[still ermine]

I still didnt win 1

[vestal knot]

whats the play if i get a burnt joker early?

high card spam?

[nova shore]

yep

[slim junco]

Nah pairs

[fleet jasper]

I need a boss blind

[reef breach]

i got the most basic build ever and im on ante 6

im going flush houses fr fr

i got like 26 diamond cards

[eternal crystal]

ass jokers rn lol

[reef breach]

ikr

[eternal crystal]

do you have good seal/enhanced cards for the mime to trigger?

[reef breach]

i got a blue sealed diamond card

and 2 glass cards

[eternal crystal]

does mime work with blue seal cards? Never used that combo lol

[reef breach]

im so cooked

skip or not?

ill get 21 bucks

if i skip

i got 9 bucks rn

[eternal crystal]

you have 9 bucks so that's only 1$ interest
you could get 2-3$ depending on how many hands are left

[reef breach]

i got 5 hands

rn

im using magic deck

[eternal crystal]

If i were you I wouldn't, you should always try to see as many shops as possible

especially because the needle is the boss blind

unless you're already getting like 50k+ score with your hands lol

[reef breach]

i used to get 30k

now i get 10k+ or smth

do i risk

hm?

yk waty

ima js play it

[eternal crystal]

yes

try and get through it, see a shop

[reef breach]

k

i barely survived

i got blessed with my blue seal

with 2 jupiters

im in need of a flush house

[eternal crystal]

oh damn

well

what's the shop looking like?

you need something to get further lol

[fossil bronze]

Does egg + temperance count as econ?

[reef breach]

i got a death card

[reef breach]

it was so ass but i found a death card

on a reroll

[eternal crystal]

Egg is infinite money if you are opening arcana packs frequently lol

if you find egg early, it can stack up to like 50$ every time you use temperance 😂

it's not something you should rely on because you need to find temperance in the first place, but if you do find it, it can make you rich asf

[eternal crystal]

that could help you i guess

[reef breach]

im unable to do a flush house

[eternal crystal]

you will lose this run if you aren't careful you're going to need to make 100k-300k

[reef breach]

i only got 1 death card

[eternal crystal]

ass...

[slim junco]

Hi

[reef breach]

bro help me 💔

do i use death on the queen and joker?

man if i only had a diamond king.

[slim junco]

😭

Give up.

[reef breach]

ima take one for the team

[eternal crystal]

yeah no anchurz you're dead

[reef breach]

red screen of death 💔

[eternal crystal]

one hand, it's the needle, no discards, and your best play is a flush lmfao

[slim junco]

Oh no

[eternal crystal]

shit run anyway, good luck next

[reef breach]

i was 1k away 😭

[eternal crystal]

i bless you with ante 1 photochad

[reef breach]

🙏

wait wait

rare joker

on big blind

aincent joker???

[eternal crystal]

no, no

don't skip

stop skipping

you ape

[fossil bronze]

challenge 1 was piss easy cuz the game literally freaking threw those eggs at me

[reef breach]

its prob gonna be baseball

[eternal crystal]

anchurz you bitch stop skipping 👹

[fossil bronze]

skipping is cool

[reef breach]

fuh naw

its poker

gambling

[eternal crystal]

the only time where it's ever considerable like at all is when you're playing the stake with no rewards on small blind
even then you should still play it to see the shop and get interest

[fossil bronze]

honestly the only reason i try in this game is because every time i lose i made myself write a performance report on what went wrong lmao

[eternal crystal]

skipping is just not it

[reef breach]

i mean

rare joker

aincent joker

[fossil bronze]

i dont like ancient joker

[reef breach]

fr fr

[eternal crystal]

and you know what, most of the synergy in this game comes from common/uncommon jokers lmao

your best chance is like, blueprint or brainstorm

honestly

[reef breach]

says the one who has the worst enemy in all of gaming 💔

on his profile

[fossil bronze]

photochad + hanging chad ♥️

[fossil bronze]

don't you disrespect my employees

[eternal crystal]

photograph and hanging chad
both common, together 9/10 times win a run lol

[fossil bronze]

its how i won my challenge 1 run lmao

[eternal crystal]

I had hanging chad with Triboulet a while ago it was so nice

[fossil bronze]

all u gotta do is have a Glass face card really lol

[eternal crystal]

instant ggs

[hot vortex]

i honestly think people hate on skipping too much, i use skip tags alot since around half my shops i dont even buy any shit, also they are actually pretty decent sometimes

[reef breach]

please consider mental help

[fossil bronze]

not this fkin guy

[reef breach]

AY

BLUEPRINT

THE RARE GAMBIT IS REAL

[fallen goblet]

insane run i had 💔💔

unseeded^^

[fossil bronze]

mongus king

[fallen goblet]

amongus is peak cards

[fossil bronze]

rust better

[fallen goblet]

🧢

[fossil bronze]

they should add hollow knight though

[fallen goblet]

very real

SILKSONG SOON!!!

[hollow vault]

@untold kraken vamos jugar

[fossil bronze]

silksong in 40 hours trust

[hollow vault]

ahora no puedo jugar 😵‍💫 please add me

[vestal knot]

um what do i do here

[fossil bronze]

credit card in the arcana pack (judgement)

oh wait

you can't eve afofrd that

wait whats so good about burnt joker

[reef breach]

new seed gng

is this new

deck of jokers

better than last one

[cunning hemlock]

I like how no one seperates server chat and game discussion

Reading is a very hard thing to do it seems

[jolly talon]

I think no one gives a crap

Bish we in the balatro server

[hot vortex]

ain't no way usin throwback

[reef breach]

actaully i won 3 matches with it

its very good

[fair garnet]

guys how can i beat the green stake?

[slim junco]

burning joker

[jolly talon]

Uni..

[jolly talon]

Haha you reuploaded

[rose oak]

Funny way to win a first goldstake plasma on the phone

[deep vale]

guys tyler the creator dropped a music video not too long ago

[slim junco]

higher quality

[zinc forge]

I have never seen this happen

am I insane orr

[slim junco]

no it happens

[zinc forge]

how do you make it happen

[slim junco]

it happens

[zinc forge]

oh it just happens here and there

[vestal knot]

WHY EYE OF ALL THINGS

[hot vortex]

skip blind

Get thet negatives

[zinc forge]

I also just realized that the main menu has no border and you can drag the ace infinitely on console

[vestal knot]

i need to beat the boss to get it though

[hot vortex]

yeah

Whats ur hand type

[small raven]

Hello

[vestal knot]

pair

[small raven]

@soft dock hello

[vestal knot]

relying on it since its the only leveled hand + has less than 3 cards for half joker

[soft dock]

Hi

[small raven]

666

999?

9

Joker 9👀

[soft dock]

6

U

[small raven]

Damn..💔

[soft dock]

I'm so edgy

666

[small raven]

Bro me too ❤️‍🩹

[slim junco]

[soft dock]

The world>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all the tarot cards

[small raven]

I hope no one thinks we mean this.

[slim junco]

ZA WARUDOOOOOOOOOO

[soft dock]

Muda muda muda mudaaaa

[slim junco]

(Jotaro moves a finger in stopped time)

[small raven]

Lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero lero

[hot vortex]

It doesnt say the requirement here for some reason lol

[slim junco]

Complicado isso aí né cara

[soft dock]

New blind

[hot vortex]

what

[slim junco]

Yeah

[hot vortex]

wdym new blind

Its small blind

[soft dock]

new infinite blind

[slim junco]

Yeah

[hot vortex]

and how does one beat a infinite blind

[soft dock]

I was just joking bro

[hot vortex]

Oh

Im really not good at picking up on humor

[soft dock]

Hahaha it's ok bro

[hot vortex]

Burnt joker high card build is pretty fun

this is honestly just so peak

[slim junco]

bro has the

classic streamer starter pack

[hot vortex]

Photochad?

[deep vale]

oh wait i forgot you cant send gifs

click the play button

[soft verge]

I love anaglyph deck and hitting that negative skip on ante 5

[orchid echo]

The name’s Nikky, I’m a student and a building something online, and I’ve been able to handle things on my own while getting through school and I already decided that an average life isn’t for me. I come from a place where people often underestimate big thinkers, but I chose to bet on myself anyway. I believe in working smart, levelling up daily, and turning any setback into a reason to go harder.
My goal is to prove that with discipline, consistency, and real hustle, anything is possible. I’m here to grow, to elevate, and to leave a mark, not just for myself, but for anyone who believes they were made for more. This is just the beginning.

[nova shore]

in what?

[quasi cedar]

?

[strange meadow]

i wonder what nikky is up to

[quasi cedar]

I'm just confused on what any of that means

It sounds like corporate interview gibberish

[hollow spade]

I FUCKING LOVE PAIR BUILD

[strange meadow]

right lmao

[quasi cedar]

Welcome to gold stake where pair go bbr

[hollow spade]

This was purple stake but ye

I took the pair pill when I was gold staking blue deck

If any of the jokers you find in first two antes synergize with playing hands, you go pair build. This is an irrefutable fact of high stakes

The only time I wouldnt is if I found bloodstone+oops in the same shop

[slim junco]

i sideloaded this game to my steam deck but now im planning to purchase it can my save unlock steam acheivements if it can get transfered?

[hot vortex]

I just got so close to beating purple stake

but died on final boss

Tragic

[hollow spade]

Pair time

[slim junco]

Supernova really shining there

[hot vortex]

i ended up switching out raised fist for baron

Which was probably a mistake i go so little value from it

[hollow spade]

Pair is basically equally as likely to draw as high card but with double the chips

[slim junco]

It makes way more sense than raised fist

[hollow spade]

There is no reason to ever build Highcard over pair outside of naninf

[hot vortex]

high card has the best scaling though

[slim junco]

Literally the opposite

[hot vortex]

oh

i probably wouldve beat purple stake if i had known this

[hollow spade]

Hand difficulty directly scales with hand scaling

Mercury and Pluto give the same mult of 1, but mercury gives 5 more chips and you play two cards, which effectively doubles your chips early game

[hot vortex]

I thought the reason you used high card on perkeo naneinf was because it had the best scaling lol

[hollow spade]

No, you use it bc you want hand size

Naninf strategies revolve around hand size primarily. You only play 1 card with high card.

This keeps your steel red seal kings in hand for baron mime and dna copies only if you play 1

[slim junco]

High card planets scale by 10 chips and 1 mult, straight planets scale by 30 chips and 3 mult
Straights score at least x6 than high card if both are the same level

Playing more cards also means more opportunities to use glass cards

[hollow spade]

Which tbh are almost always unnecessary in ante 8

[slim junco]

That is absolutely untrue

[hollow spade]

All of my gold stake wins (i dont ever do endless. I think endless is incredibly boring) used zero glass cards.

Glass is only good if you have retriggers or high level hands imo

[ornate cove]

balatro

[slim junco]

Not every build can benefit from them obv

But yes, glass is good in the situations that make it good

[hollow spade]

And in the typical ante 8 run, im not building around those jokers or planets showing up when I instead can just stack pairs

There are a few niche scenarios where I would, such as with retriggers or burnt/other good hand levelers

[slim junco]

If you find a hanging chad, suddenly a glass card is a x8

[hollow spade]

Bro didn't read

I literally say its good with retriggers

But retrigger jokers are far more uncommon than per hand scalers.

Thats why im not gonna be building around glass 99% of the time

One glass can also help against violet vessel as the finisher blind tbf. But most other finisher blinds are kinda pushovers for most builds that last into ante 8 gold stake anyways

[lucid roost]

Anyone mind filling a poll within this server rq so I can prove a point to my friend

#🕹・game-discussion message

[hollow spade]

Pair is def top 3 hands

[lucid roost]

My new friend keeps lamenting that they’re ‘awful’

[hollow spade]

For gold stake, it is my vote for best hand in the game

[lucid roost]

With HC just below imo

[hollow spade]

Second goes to flush, third goes to straight

[upper badger]

not a friend go get a new one /hj

[hollow spade]

Nah

[lucid roost]

Flush?

[hollow spade]

HC is just an objectively worse pair with no reason to build towards because you almost always have a pair anyways

[lucid roost]

I find they don’t scale well enough for me but maybe that’s bc I avoid them

[lucid roost]

Objection, it’s funny seeing high cards do big

[hollow spade]

Flush and straight are the easiest to get hand that scales quickly

[supple ivy]

i hate and love this game

[timid cedar]

No, flushes just scale horribly in general

[hollow spade]

I just find that there are more flush synergizing jokers than straight ones

[upper badger]

true

[hollow spade]

Which is why they have the slight edge for me over straights in gold stake specifically

I honestly dont really care about the other stakes right now besides for getting to gold stake

[lucid roost]

I’m just grinding for C++

[timid cedar]

Straights have a harder time being drawn, as a tradeoff for much higher scoring

[upper badger]

that's fair ^^

[hollow spade]

Im over halfway done to C+

[lucid roost]

Nebula deck will be the death of u

[hollow spade]

Nah id simply just win

[lucid roost]

No genuinely there is no advantage to nebula deck

The voucher literally harms u bc of how early it is

[hollow spade]

No I know. Nebula is already my least favorite deck lmao

[slim junco]

You got the money so its a buy

[upper badger]

obelisk is fun in late-game and if you have hands set up for it lol

[queen escarp]

No I don't care about obelisk I thought it was blueprint

[upper badger]

OHHH

😂

fuck that's funnier

[hollow spade]

Obelisk is really fun

I would love to see an obelisk ante 6 after going pair build

[novel girder]

Sale balatrito?

[hollow spade]

Actually a wet dream

[upper badger]

wild but agreed

[tidal hatch]

i love ancient joker

[sullen pebble]

948/1200

how long is it gonna take me

[hollow spade]

Guys guess what build im doing:)

[slim junco]

Pair lobo

Why u take heiro?

[hollow spade]

Early needle

[slim junco]

O

[hollow spade]

Couldn't one shot with pair and didnt wanna risk not drawing hand

(I leveled up pair that hand and wouldve won without heiro)

That was before oops! Though so also couldnt risk that

Basically that was my only guaranteed way through and it also gives more hands to level up with spaceman

Gay bus !

[grizzled ivy]

no se pero borren bolivia

ves

vos si me entendes

sos un capo

[hollow spade]

FUCK THE FLINT

ALL MY HOMIES HATE THE FLINT

Lost by 3k on ante 6

[grizzled ivy]

no hablo taka taka w

mejor borra la cuenta

[hollow spade]

Didnt wanna risk both red seal glass 8s

[grizzled ivy]

gg ez

[hollow spade]

Only played one. Should've played both. Or just hit the lucky mult shot

[grizzled ivy]

CALLATE Y DEJA DE RELATARNOS TU PARTIDA

NO NOS PODRIA IMPORTAR MENOS

[nova shore]

dude

dude

calm down, and read the rules

[upper badger]

bro chose edginess today 💀

[jolly talon]

I want you.

[pseudo parrot]

balatrito

[deep vale]

squid game baltro

[pseudo parrot]

balatrito balatrin

[deep vale]

when will they add squid game to balatro

[pseudo parrot]

balatrear

[deep vale]

tuff game

[pseudo parrot]

balatero

balatreo

balatreamos

[serene swift]

Cual es la mejor baraja para no jugar color?

[pseudo parrot]

balatrito balatrin balatrear

[serene swift]

Balatro balatrez está jugando balatro

[pseudo parrot]

balatrito balatrin balatrea balatreamos

[simple oracle]

Todas menos la baraja a cuadros

[worldly orbit]

spanish in my balala

[naive forge]

Chat what the hell happened

[serene swift]

Y cuál es la mejor combinación de cartas?(Full house,par,escalera,etc)

[serene swift]

Aparte de color

[worldly orbit]

straight flush

[simple oracle]

Poker

Pero en lo q intentas llegar a poker yo lq suelo hacer es jugar full house

[worldly orbit]

oh yeah wait

[nova shore]

regla 2 no se les olvide

[worldly orbit]

flush 5?

[simple oracle]

Omg

I forgot it

[nova shore]

yea flush five

[pseudo parrot]

balatrito balatrin

[nova shore]

its 5 identical cards

[simple oracle]

Balatritogoooner 🥀

My goat

[worldly orbit]

soy muy bad at español

🔥

[simple oracle]

Dont worry im bad at english

[pseudo parrot]

balatritogooner

❤️

[grizzled ivy]

cuando tenga un hijo lo llamare full house

[simple oracle]

Gooning to jokers is crazy

[serene swift]

Dont wori aim bad in enlgish

[grizzled ivy]

y si tengo dos mas doble y par

[serene swift]

[simple oracle]

How are you supposed to goon at balatro

[serene swift]

[simple oracle]

Alraight that answer all of my questions

Se m fue la a JAJAJSJS

alright*

I wanna buy the balatro merch

[serene swift]

Este está por precaución 🔥🔥🔥

[grizzled ivy]

si lamine yamal ya es bueno, como jugara lamine yabien?

[serene swift]

[simple oracle]

JAJAKSJS

[simple oracle]

Bro really used blueprint

[serene swift]

[simple oracle]

XD

[grizzled ivy]

i goon at friend elliot fr

[simple oracle]

Waos

[grizzled ivy]

su rule es god w

[serene swift]

[simple oracle]

I goon to my score🙏

[pseudo parrot]

mmm balatrito?

[grizzled ivy]

se

[serene swift]

[simple oracle]

Im done with the gold stake

[pseudo parrot]

mmm balatro balatrez balatrio

[simple oracle]

Noooo

[digital tusk]

no spanish here please because it cant be consistently moderated :(

[simple oracle]

Ok

[grizzled ivy]

i dont talk tu lenguaje gringo qliao

[simple oracle]

I can talk in guarani?

[simple oracle]

Bro respect🙏

[pseudo parrot]

balatrito

[digital tusk]

im in a lecture rn, timed them out for now and will deal with it later

[pseudo parrot]

balatriliar

[pseudo patio]

Fair though, I translated the message.

[nova shore]

i warned you

[queen geode]

hi

bye

[gleaming valley]

Balatro

[queen geode]

sale balatrito?

[lyric vine]

ok who tf said

dont yell at me for flushes

i was playing flush fives

[smoky lake]

[nova shore]

dude

xd??

[timid cedar]

blatrospade pog

[sonic field]

unseeded perfect baron mime run?

i sell mime here?

[raw hare]

[sonic field]

who do i sell then i need crafty for survival since i have 0 steel

invis would be hard to get back

[raw hare]

I have no idea

I'm new to this game ☹️

[nova shore]

brainstorm

[raw hare]

[sonic field]

why

im just gonna sell mime and hope he comes back

im gonna replay this seed anyways

[barren wolf]

Mine is uncommon, it’s easier to come across, while ghost is harder to come across, your judgement here is level headed

[grizzled ivy]

guess who's back 🗣️🔥

[barren wolf]

Back again💯💯🔥🔥

[grizzled ivy]

shady is back 🗣️🔥

[barren wolf]

Tell a friend💯🔥🔥

[grizzled ivy]

guess who's back 🗣️🔥

[barren wolf]

I have successfully passed the vibe check

🎉

[grizzled ivy]

guess whos back x4848483838 times

[grizzled ivy]

i think that the best forsaken rule ever is betrayed 1x4 because of his variety, quality of drawings and because it's too good

i cant send a gif brah

what is this 🥀

i just wanted to send the vegeta man of culture brah

make this an sticker

[sonic field]

mime is back!!

[hushed basalt]

Who must die for splash

[sonic field]

no one? idk splash kinda sucks imo

[hushed basalt]

its a free foiled

[sonic field]

50 chips isnt that good

[hushed basalt]

oops

[sonic field]

damn you ecto

[rich sleet]

check out the cool rock that i found guys

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 💯

[fervent ridge]

I hate this game at times.

[hoary fog]

Got my first gold stake win this is a moment that will go down in the history books because I am the most important person to ever touch the game of balatro ever and you don’t even need to fact check me on that

[hoary fog]

That is one sexy pair of pants you got there can I borrow them

[tidal bloom]

You'd really want a pair of spare trousers? Come on dude you can do better

[gleaming valley]

Why didn't Diddy ah blud sell crafty joker

[glad oriole]

gay pants

[glad oriole]

this isnt funny fyi

[gleaming valley]

Wdym

[glad oriole]

uh

the way you speak? i guess??

[gleaming valley]

Humor is subjective

Idot

Diddy ah blud

[glad oriole]

well i’d hope im not the only one who doesnt find it funny

[gleaming valley]

I don't find you funny Diddy ah blud

[tidal bloom]

I snickered a little

[fervent ridge]

Did you not see the eternal symbol?

[gleaming valley]

I'm talkin about the one on the right

[fervent ridge]

I didn't have crafty joker.

[gleaming valley]

The leftist image with the joker on the right

[arctic ivy]

no way
I just bought 2 arcana packs: first one gave me trib, second one: the wheel polychromed the trib

[gleaming valley]

Nice

[arctic ivy]

now it's gonna be ez to beat blue stake

[dusky heron]

Silksong tomorrow isn’t that crazy

[arctic ivy]

crazy?

I was crazy once

[dusky heron]

I’ve never gotten a polychrome legendary :(

I got a holo canio and had to instantly sell it for that one boss blind

[gleaming valley]

Shut the heck up

[errant moon]

bait or stupidity... call it

[gleaming valley]

I hate when people rage bate it's do anoying

[buoyant bobcat]

I broke talisman scoring limit so hard it's negative

[hoary fog]

I want that to be true

[lean crane]

That's quite the deck

[sullen pebble]

yay gold stake spade joker and blue joker

duplicated constellation and hologram goes hard af

free win

[twilit bramble]

i feel bad pivotting out of my yorick 😔

[glad oriole]

cool i wasnt trying to be

[main moon]

tf could this possibly be

mario ???

[glad oriole]

balatro mods

i dont know what mario does or why hes there

i onlu know of wario and waluigi

the goats

[pale bobcat]

They put me in a room

A rubber room

A rubber room with rats

[waxen cobalt]

balala

i dont play this game angmore why am i in fhe server...

[past scroll]

Look my The World on wplace

[lone fern]

copy ancient or sock?

[pale bobcat]

Smeared

(Ancient)

[lone fern]

aight

ty

😭

[pale bobcat]

it’s been 3mins

have you played further

[lone fern]

oh yeah

[pale bobcat]

holy

Smeared + ancient

[lone fern]

some nice tstuff has happened

[pale bobcat]

your luck is great

[pale bobcat]

td

tf

DNA

I hope you get negative perkeo

[lone fern]

passed up a dusk

[pale bobcat]

why?

[lone fern]

i passed the observatory

couldnt afford it

[lone fern]

i wanted bp

[pale bobcat]

awhhh

[lone fern]

didnt think i would survive without smeared

[pale bobcat]

Bp is always good!

[pale bobcat]

lmao

[lone fern]

i need reroll vouchers

and a fucking wild card!

like jesus!

[pale bobcat]

Yk

I reckon

You could

[lone fern]

then i can dna it

[pale bobcat]

Deckfix into 10 wildcard red seals and everything else steel red seal

[lone fern]

i have a red seal queen

[pale bobcat]

To prep for baron mime if your going late endless

[pale bobcat]

awesome

[lone fern]

oh i just wanna pass the stake ngl

its white stake plasma

[pale bobcat]

Plasma is so fun bro

[lone fern]

yeah ur right

i just want completionist

i rarely go for endless

[fervent ridge]

From a little help from my friend,
First gold stake is completed.

[lone fern]

good job!

[pale bobcat]

Oh

[fervent ridge]

We did high card.
I went weirdly smooth.

[lone fern]

can i see deck?

[fervent ridge]

Only problem was The Arm which slowed us a little.
But we got past it.

[fervent ridge]

Don't have the screenshot, sorry.

[lone fern]

all g

[fervent ridge]

All it was though was stamps, tons of lucky cards, mults and some stones.

[lone fern]

nice nice

now

you gotta do it on more decks

[fervent ridge]

Currently doing Abandoned Deck.
They are actually the only two decks I've got past green stake.

[lone fern]

oh im not so fluent on that one

my only gold staje win is on checkered

[fervent ridge]

I've got to I think green stake with checkered.
I'm probably gonna do Abandoned, then Plasma, then whatever after that.

[lone fern]

plasma is fun

like that guy said

[pale bobcat]

Checkered is boring g

It’s like a half deckfixed deck

[lone fern]

easy

for me at te beginning

[pale bobcat]

How are you supposed to lose on checkered?

[fervent ridge]

Bad RNG.

[lone fern]

bloodstone

[fervent ridge]

yes, i've lost with checkered deck but we don't talk about it

Magic Deck and Abandoned are my favourites so far.

[lone fern]

if this game doesnt give me a lucky card soon theres gonna be a fist sized hole in my monitor

[fervent ridge]

And I think it shows that Magic Deck is my favourite of the two.

[lone fern]

i love ghost

yee

[fervent ridge]

The Fool is just my favourite tarot.

No competition.

And I only just realised that my most used Jokers are all common aside from one.

[silent bloom]

thats crazy

[upper badger]

Photochad 😍

[silent bloom]

always ❤️

[rigid hound]

Who’s looking for a 5’6 submissive boy

[silent bloom]

yo what

[nova shore]

wrong server

[rigid hound]

Ohhhhh

Mb twains

[silent bloom]

79 souls

[valid badge]

I got 100

Or so

[silent bloom]

tribs hate me

every time i get one

i get no luck next round

[valid badge]

Its rng after all

[silent bloom]

crazy ass shop

YO

[pale bobcat]

Praying for plant

[lone fern]

new account

[quasi cedar]

Showman?

Baron??

[lone fern]

baron been treating me well

also LOVE rocket

[quasi cedar]

Yeah rocket is amazing

[lone fern]

but baron is cuz my highest runs came from baron

[pale bobcat]

Bro dice stacks

[lone fern]

i just got balatro on my pc

so its new account

[quasi cedar]

How did you even manage to get 57 bp rounds when u have ur highest at 97

[pale bobcat]

Seeded

[lone fern]

wym?

[pale bobcat]

Or he’s a lucky ass bastard

[lone fern]

ive never played seeded

[pale bobcat]

I have

[lone fern]

i guess

[quasi cedar]

Emphasis on lucky and bastard 😭

[lone fern]

it feels like cheating to me

but to each their own

[pale bobcat]

Deemphasis on ass

[pale bobcat]

I spent 30mins rolling for a seed on 4 Accs for naneinf, soon I gave up and did this

free negative bp, brainstorm, perkeo, and baron first ante

[lone fern]

jesus

[quasi cedar]

Also bloom why do i get the sense ur like Australian or Asian

Idk i feel it in my bones

[pale bobcat]

Do you want the seed?

[lone fern]

my best seed i got was baron and mime first 2 rounds

[quasi cedar]

NAH

[pale bobcat]

bro

What the fuck

I LIVE IN ASURRLAIA

[quasi cedar]

...

[lone fern]

nah i can just look it up

[pale bobcat]

AND IM ASIAN

WHAT THE FUCK

[quasi cedar]

KNEW IT

[lone fern]

i font really play seeded

[quasi cedar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lone fern]

oop

[pale bobcat]

FUCK OUT OF MY WALLS KMMEADITLEY

I SEE YOU THERE

[quasi cedar]

I'm in ur walls

[nova shore]

doxxed spiritual

[pale bobcat]

How did you know

[pale bobcat]

kk

[quasi cedar]

I'm actually a spiritual doxxer

I dox via the vibes

[nova shore]

mhm, prove it

[quasi cedar]

Well smth tells me ur just possibly Argentinian

[nova shore]

bruh too easy

but yea its my fault

[pale bobcat]

How do you know

[quasi cedar]

No but literally i saw the way you talk. Thought abt the time and made a guess

[nova shore]

ok can you guess my ethnicity?

[quasi cedar]

Like ur entire ethnicity?

[pale bobcat]

all from lucky ass bastard

[silent bloom]

there was indeed a plant

[nova shore]

yup

[quasi cedar]

Mhm

[pale bobcat]

are you Japanese

!!!

[nova shore]

you cant

[quasi cedar]

Guess again

[pale bobcat]

no clue

[nova shore]

mi name has the argentina flag

[quasi cedar]

Asian and/or black (dark skinned) latino(a) with some European mixed in

[hasty lake]

Me next me next

[silent bloom]

lol

[pale bobcat]

really

[nova shore]

close, but i want the country :v

[pale bobcat]

what are YOU

[quasi cedar]

Basically my guess is ur asian (possibly with dark skin) latino with some European

[nova shore]

AR =Argentina

[quasi cedar]

Which country

Ur

Asian country?

[nova shore]

noup

[pale bobcat]

efr

fr

[quasi cedar]

WHICH COUNTRY DO YOU WANT ,😭

Bc u said close

If we're assuming you're European and not asian

[nova shore]

i said country not continent

[quasi cedar]

Like the specific countries?

[nova shore]

but yea you get close with european

[quasi cedar]

Okay

[hasty lake]

Bolivia

[silent bloom]

italia

[nova shore]

im spanish/italian

[nova shore]

THE FUCK

[silent bloom]

LOL

[quasi cedar]

Spanish???

[nova shore]

how

[hasty lake]

Wow

[quasi cedar]

Actually i see it now

[pale bobcat]

i love tacos

[silent bloom]

i know you...

[pale bobcat]

los tacos son deliciosos

[nova shore]

tf one thing have to do with the other

[quasi cedar]

Ur username shoulda tipped me off FUCK 😭

[pale bobcat]

uh

[quasi cedar]

I was gonna say Spain

[pale bobcat]

fideos de amor

[hasty lake]

Wrong one gang

[pale bobcat]

fideos espaguetis

[pale bobcat]

pew pew

[nova shore]

its even worse, that things it an anagram and a bunch of spanish words

don't try to solve it

[quasi cedar]

Yk what y'all guess mine. My ethnicityand nationalities

[pale bobcat]

midmnsiandasidnsadnasindajfnsdfladsnl;fsdaf;kdsf

[pale bobcat]

erm

japanes

e

[quasi cedar]

Nope

[pale bobcat]

でもあなたは確かに日本人です

[silent bloom]

America?

[pale bobcat]

UHHH

[pale bobcat]

korean

idk

shrug

[nova shore]

you cant know my last name

[quasi cedar]

That's one of my nationalities. One more to go

[pale bobcat]

키스 키스

[nova shore]

its literally pretty lost in spain

[quasi cedar]

Y'all will never get the second one lol

[pale bobcat]

pew pew

[pale bobcat]

ironland

[silent bloom]

talkin bout continent dawg 💔

[pale bobcat]

sandiwch island

[quasi cedar]

Imma pull up with the draco

[pale bobcat]

@quasi cedar

[pale bobcat]

african

jamican

[nova shore]

nah im not good in this topic xd

[pale bobcat]

ethiopa

snegal

the gambia

[quasi cedar]

You're in the wrong continent

[hasty lake]

Turkish

[nova shore]

Greece

[quasi cedar]

Usually people say north america if ur talking abt the continue (or south)

[pale bobcat]

WAIT

GUYS

[quasi cedar]

Yeah?

[pale bobcat]

hold on

let me check the rules before i say this

#📜・rules

[hasty lake]

Uh oh

[silent bloom]

usa is the country, America is the continent

[pale bobcat]

they should add

[silent bloom]

or us

[pale bobcat]

new joker

the jerker

everytime u finish in one hand

[silent bloom]

yo

[quasi cedar]

Oh here it's north America and America. A lot of people actually just say America afaik

[pale bobcat]

• 0.25x mult

[hasty lake]

Bro 😭

[quasi cedar]

Maybe it's a non English thing

[pale bobcat]

and if its more then 1 hand

• 0.25x mult

see t

[quasi cedar]

Also I'm not Turkish or Grecian

[nova shore]

"or south" central america in the corner: 🥺

[pale bobcat]

this is very good

bc

negative x negative is positive

soo u can get double negative

and be big big mult

good idea or what

[silent bloom]

so i finish in my hand

[pale bobcat]

what even is this channel

#💻・modding-dev

[silent bloom]

ah

[quasi cedar]

How could i have forgotten 😭

[nova shore]

bruh

[quasi cedar]

I'll give y'all a hint. My second nationality is actually in central America.

[quasi cedar]

Kill it with fire

[pale bobcat]

south africa

[silent bloom]

oml yall never gon guess MY country

[nova shore]

honduras or san salvador

[nova shore]

tf

[quasi cedar]

No

[hasty lake]

Guatemala idk

[pale bobcat]

top 3 gmaes minesweper balatro tetris

[quasi cedar]

It's in ur bio

[quasi cedar]

No

[silent bloom]

shh

i alr eliminated it

u dont count

[quasi cedar]

R y'all seriously forgetting the best central American country

[nova shore]

andorra

[silent bloom]

costa rica

[silent bloom]

no

[quasi cedar]

Nope

[pale bobcat]

china

[hasty lake]

Yummy

[nova shore]

pfff no one is

[quasi cedar]

LMAO

[hasty lake]

Close enough

[nova shore]

oh yea, belgium

[silent bloom]

there is

[pale bobcat]

no thats not in centrla america thats in antarctica are u stupid

[silent bloom]

belice

[nova shore]

ok Nicaraguas

[quasi cedar]

Nope

[hasty lake]

Honduras

[pale bobcat]

Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama.

so

im gonna say

australia

[quasi cedar]

Who said Panama?

[pale bobcat]

anyone wanna watch me compettiively do

minesweeper

[silent bloom]

panama

[pale bobcat]

i can die faster then anyone else

[pale bobcat]

me

[hasty lake]

I said panama a while ago (lying)

[quasi cedar]

Correct

[pale bobcat]

?

😭

[pale bobcat]

BOY

[nova shore]

wait wait im pretty lost right now

[pale bobcat]

I SAID PANAMA FIRST

YOU KNWO WHAT

NAH

[quasi cedar]

LMAO

[silent bloom]

SHUT UP

[pale bobcat]

I HOPE YOU GET PHOTOCHAD FIRST SHOP THEN PLANT ANTE 2

[silent bloom]

I SAID IT

[quasi cedar]

AUSTRALIA LEVEL CRASH OUT

[pale bobcat]

RAHHHH

[nova shore]

can everyone say it country and ethnicity

[pale bobcat]

I PRAY

ON MY KNEES

[nova shore]

?

[quasi cedar]

THROW SOME PRAWNS ON THE BARBIE

[pale bobcat]

THAT YOU NEVER GET A LEGENDARY JOKER EVER AGIAN

NO MROE BLUE PRITNS

NO MORE INVIS JOEKRS

NO MORE BRAINSTROMS

[silent bloom]

in what country do u live rn

[pale bobcat]

NO MORE TAROT CARDS

NO MORE SPECTARL CARDS

[hasty lake]

Doxx yourself rn

[quasi cedar]

Currently USA 🔫

[pale bobcat]

I PRAY YOU ARE STUCK PLAYING PAINTED DECK!!

[hasty lake]

Whoa too far man

[quasi cedar]

AY DON'T BE A PUTO

[quasi cedar]

Painted is easy

[pale bobcat]

shelduck place brisbane qld australia

my suburb]

Qucik_Arms

[silent bloom]

we (yes WE) are never playing that ahh deck

[pale bobcat]

its the onyl deck i havnet beaten

FOR A GOOD REASON