🎙・server-chat

[brisk zinc]

now we wait for the mime

[acoustic temple]

idk i think you can go either way

[brisk zinc]

does this get me 440k i'm scared

[lavish jackal]

I will probably die in the next round since I have to make 1000 and I have no chip or multi

[brisk zinc]

eh fuck it we ball

yea it was way more than enough

[acoustic temple]

then you need the deja vu

pareidolia won’t do dick for you

[lavish jackal]

Wait

Do i buy clever joker to +80 chips if played hand contains two pair

[acoustic temple]

double DNA lets you ramp anything up fast.
DNA + red seal lets you ramp up something that is actually good

[lavish jackal]

Or open a standard pack

[lavish jackal]

I choose double dna

[plush bear]

omfg i just got cavendish and guess what? IT GOT DESTROYED IN THE FIRST ROUND. i cant believe how much my luck just hates me

[acoustic temple]

i think you need the chip gen

[lavish jackal]

Ok

Im still alive gg

But i dont have economy...

Fuck

[quick yew]

Hey everyone, this is my first message on this server

[plush bear]

run

run now you fool

[quick yew]

I just got my second soul and pulled perkeo, but forgot about my dagger and it got destroyed

:/

[plush bear]

thata why you never pick dagger

[quick yew]

Oh wait this isn't the game discussion channel my bad

[gritty flame]

Yeah I duplicate and sell Cola produced by ankh
Also sold those blueprint and perkeo before that

[gleaming valley]

Seed?

[brisk zinc]

sorry i just finished the run and didn't check D:

[fossil bronze]

So you’re saying that there’s 3 ways to get a double tag?

[brisk zinc]

if only there was a way to check run history

thunk said in some old reddit ama that there might be a thing like that in the future

[fossil bronze]

that’s why i document every run

[strong flint]

Pleeeeeeeaaaasseeeee 🙏🙏🙏
It’d be so nice

[fossil bronze]

screenshot, location where i start, end, and win runs

and the time of each run

[queen escarp]

good enough

[fossil bronze]

is that weird actually

[fossil bronze]

equivalent of 5 glass cards

also how did you manage to destroy so many

wait you have a x2700 of every single mult you do

no wait

x27000

that’s a lot bro

[pallid hawk]

this feels very threatening

[fossil bronze]

he awaits your decision

will you wait for him to recover, or toss him away and try again?

[pallid hawk]

anyone know which joker this is?

[strong flint]

Stone joker

[queen escarp]

stone joker
appears only when you have stone cards in deck

[pallid hawk]

wtf i used that in the medusa challenge

[queen escarp]

good luck

[queen escarp]

challanges dont count

[pallid hawk]

weird

thanks though

[brisk zinc]

i love beating leaf in one hand without selling any joker

[arctic bloom]

GUYS

YOU ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS

I HAD A SUCCESSFUL ROYAL FLUSH RUN

[arctic bloom]

I got it early on medusa challenge...

[small hemlock]

Hi chat, i promise this is isn't Off Topic (maybe?)

I recently got Cyberpunk 2077 (i play on ps5, so no mods)

And saw this on a roof

[mint cloud]

The double seance is so much aura I love it

[arctic bloom]

Got seance on the first shop followed right by an ankh so... i gotta do it man

[arctic bloom]

You can now legally drive

[mint cloud]

Shame you didn’t get superposition though that would’ve been like just even crazier

[arctic bloom]

I saw it like 5 times but the issue is i didn't get crystal ball

[mint cloud]

Ohhhh yeah

[arctic bloom]

Also

[mint cloud]

You’re already getting double spectral so

[arctic bloom]

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE GOTTEN POLYCHROME ON A PERISHABLE FOOD JOKER

FIRST WAS GROS MICHEL

AND IT DIED IN THE NEXT ROUND

[mint cloud]

Yeah it feels like the game loves to give poly and negative on food jokers

I cannot tell you the amount of times I’ve gotten like negative popcorn or poly chrome bean like I’d love to keep those but I just can’t

[arctic bloom]

It makes me so mad

Like why cant it be on ANY OTHER JOKER

Or atleast be a foil or holographic so im not so mad

[sand bone]

Love me some green joker

[arctic bloom]

Purpl jokr

Anyway wheres the burglar

[sand bone]

He was sleeping

[arctic bloom]

Mf gotta stop sleeping on the job

Thats why hes in jail

[sand bone]

Card sharp took over lol

[arctic bloom]

Reasonable

He looks like a dealer anyway

[small hemlock]

I also got Splash, Hologram, Spare Trousers 💕, Lucky Cat, Golden Joker 💕 and Ride the Bus

[mint cloud]

You can now legally take public transportation too

[arctic bloom]

My beloved lucky cat 💞

And hologram

[arctic bloom]

She's now sopping wet with a hologram in her pocket, gold chains, a cat on her shoulder, and oddly coloured trousers

Not wearing said trousers btw
She just has them with her

[onyx plume]

bro huh

[small hemlock]

Just got Sixth Sense and also Lusty Joker

[arctic bloom]

Oh god

[arctic bloom]

What?

[small hemlock]

And last, Ramen

[arctic bloom]

Jesus i just looked at your bio

No need to scare me like that

My god

[onyx plume]

nothing nvm i forgot its a message that only i can see 😭

[arctic bloom]

🥀

[small hemlock]

Hehehe

Boo!

[arctic bloom]

So so rude

Anyway cloud nine is golden joker but better 90% of the time

:)

I love starting arguments

[small hemlock]

Here, last one

[arctic bloom]

Tasty

Chew on the cardboard

[onyx plume]

wait what is this

[small hemlock]

I got cyberpunk 2077

[arctic bloom]

If you throw away 100 items it destroys itself

Trust

[small hemlock]

And i got a quest to collect jokers from balatro

Really cool collab

[onyx plume]

oh lmao

nice

[arctic bloom]

From jimbo

[small hemlock]

Not jimbo

Jim B.

Lol

Wait, is this why Cyberpunk 2077 is the spades' skin? Pretty cool ngl

Jimbo broke in my apartment and gave me the quest reward
Nice

I love Balatro

[pearl sandal]

😭

[versed trellis]

Make sure to play 4 cards for that square joker trigger 😎🔥

[arctic bloom]

MY BADDDDD

His brother then

[arctic bloom]

where is the family

You need all 3 man

[arctic bloom]

So true though

Oh hut the half joker

[devout thunder]

I love the potential for Cloud 9. I will go all in on 3/4/5oak 9s if I get it early

But, Gold Joker has one advantage, being that it costs $1 less lol

[arctic bloom]

Thats an awful syngery

[versed trellis]

Doesnt matter square joker is number 1 priority 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

[arctic bloom]

Gold joker is literally made to be a cheap alternative anyway

[arctic bloom]

🥀

That +20 mult x2 x3 will be 120 mult vs 4 extra chips...

[pearl sandal]

i was doing the pair and three of kind build

[arctic bloom]

Not including the hologram

[pearl sandal]

and never appears me the family

[arctic bloom]

Awww

I once got the trio, family, and duo altogether

Best thing ever man icl

[versed trellis]

When someone tries to argue against playing 4 cards with square joker

[devout thunder]

On the contrary I think Gold Joker is the... Gold Standard for a regular econ joker. If an econ joker isn't more often than not better than Gold Joker, it's not good.

Cloud 9 is the premium upgrade that has the potential to get silly. It's Satellite but actually good.

[arctic bloom]

Actually pineapple shaped

[arctic bloom]

Oh yea i forgot satellite exists

Ignore the ominous pfp i just wore

[devout thunder]

That's the thing, you play for square for all but your last hand to scale the chips up, and then on the last hand you play for the half joker for the mult

[cerulean nebula]

Someone gift me balatro on mobile

Plis

Me iphone

[stiff wind]

lord banish every underage

[versed trellis]

Save up money from your job and groceries and treat yourself 🤩🤩👌👌

[cerulean nebula]

I don’t work

[versed trellis]

Ask your parents for money?

[small hemlock]

Bro is giving us JoJo fans a bad rep 😔

[whole cipher]

when the wheel actually hits

[versed trellis]

Show the full roster 👀👀

[whole cipher]

its a seeded run im playing with training wheels on

u start with a negative perk and negative trib lol

[sharp tide]

Hey I just beat every deck on gold stake but I didn't get completionist+, is there a fix?

[whole cipher]

what does the achievement say? just beat all decks on gold stake and thats it?

[sharp tide]

Yeah

[whole cipher]

and im sure u have but check over just in case you missed some bs deck and ur missing that last chip

[whole cipher]

shiballlll wasnt paying attention

and i have the infinite reroll voucher too aaaaaaa

a good two hours wasted on nothing

[livid basin]

When is the content upd

[young frigate]

check this out guys

[sharp tide]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[hollow spire]

are these official?

[rapid hill]

What reason ?

[slim dirge]

[sharp tide]

tjere was an invite

[vernal tartan]

(Always)

[rapid hill]

Ahh okay

[dusk yoke]

I’m trying to get completionist and only need 9 jokers including canio. Any tips?

[rapid hill]

If you managed to make it this far you dont need any tips

[stable quarry]

Hi someone help me

[rapid hill]

What problem do you have ?

[stable quarry]

I’m going for high score idol run, what should I sell for blueprint

[rapid hill]

Do you have face card hearts ?

[stable quarry]

Yes

[rapid hill]

sell photo

[stable quarry]

I have 22/38 king of hearts

[stable quarry]

Okk

[fossil bronze]

How do you guys have so many dang kings of hearts

[rapid hill]

Yeah so that means if you cut the deck and get idol you can then sell hanging chad

[stable quarry]

A lot of purple seals

[stable quarry]

Oh ok

Ok wait

I just got brainstorm too

Do I take it?

[fossil bronze]

How do you guys find so many spectral packs then

[stable quarry]

Idk 🙃

Ok wait now I’m actually confused guys

My deck is 23/35 king of hearts

What do I take out for idol?

[mellow summit]

Egg

[stable quarry]

It negative

[toxic plaza]

Hello, does anyone know what this crt is?

and this too

[wispy flower]

Lmao what

[stable quarry]

Ok so I hate this game

I had 34/35 king of hearts

And idol hits the one card that isn’t

[willow portal]

trying to make a balatro edit on adobe after effects

[stable quarry]

Also I needed e15 and bloodstone got me e14

[willow portal]

already wanna pull my hair out

[stable quarry]

I really hate this game

[drifting belfry]

one time i built ace of spades and then i got e29 or smth

the idol is kinda good who would have guessed

[stable quarry]

My highest is e72 with idol

[drifting belfry]

yeah i think if i didnt get the boss blind that debuffs spades i could have gone farther

[stable quarry]

Ahh unfortunate

[prime wave]

I dont know

[austere meteor]

yo

[rapid hill]

Yes hanging chad out of window

[pale sequoia]

Just got these in the mail and never ordered them myself, does anyone know what this is about?

[rapid hill]

Hello

[stable quarry]

Nah I lost that game 💔

[rapid hill]

Shit nevermind

[rapid hill]

Yeah I realized few seconds after that

[stable quarry]

Ahh ok

I had antimatter and ecto red and red seal polychromes

It could have been my best run

With 1 more ecto

[austere meteor]

I'm happy with my only 1 win even if I was playing the game for the last month

[plucky wagon]

\

[austere meteor]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[pale sequoia]

<@&1133519078540185692>

[plucky wagon]

hhahahdshaha

he get banned?

[dreamy summit]

my first gold stake win

this was the 2nd attempt lol

[austere meteor]

man I wish I can win the white stake

can you help ?

[dreamy summit]

i can only give tips

idk how can i help tho

try one shotting the first blind by playing a high flush or a straight which are relatively easy to get

chips and mult are equally important early

[austere meteor]

Man I know most of this but I don't know what is the problem with me I reached ante 7 before and I won a single game cause of help from someone

[dreamy summit]

I'd say don't sweat it since it is after all a rogue like so it is to be expected to lose a ton

You'll unlock more jokers as you keep playing and know how to utilize them better with experience

[austere meteor]

I will try

[dreamy summit]

Good luck bro

[austere meteor]

Any cool videos do you know will help me ?

[dreamy summit]

Check Balatro University youtube channel

The guy who runs it is like the best balatro player ever and has good insight

And he just uploaded a beginner guide

[austere meteor]

balatro 101 ?

[dreamy summit]

Yes

[rapid hill]

Nah again ?

[austere meteor]

oh wait you are from Iraq ?

[dreamy summit]

Yes 🙂

[austere meteor]

Oh cool I'm from egypt tho

[dreamy summit]

Nice to meet you bro 🫡

[dapper pasture]

Dude..

[austere meteor]

Teach me your techniques master ✋ 😐 🤚

[hot eagle]

Trying to get the best possible chance to get past ante 32, should I sell troubadour for the bean or sell a baron?

[austere meteor]

👉 👈 the third person that I see to ask him to teach me today

[hot eagle]

😂the best advice I can tell you is improvise with what you have, don't be scared to swap your strategy halfway through and really try and maximize what you get and what you do each turn

[dawn bison]

Soy ese

[hot eagle]

Try and pick up jokers that make you money early too, I love using lucky cards if you havent messed with those much, I'll use every hand and discard just to find my two lucky cards to get closer to the 20$ hitting

[austere meteor]

I have like 100 jokers even that I won only once

[inland edge]

4:20 pm for me rn yay smoke weed everyday

[austere meteor]

because of the many games that I played

[austere meteor]

11:20 pm for me and you are a little bit crazy

[inland edge]

Mf i'm chilean

[hot eagle]

Hey at least youve won before, I recommend watching someone else play too, it helps you understand different perspectives and thought processes, it's little things like selling a joker even if you have a really great score to pick up an economy joker, sometimes it's not best to try and go for the highest score right away, sometimes you'll need to hurt your score a bit to gain more money if you have enough time to

[hot eagle]

I've had high card builds that'll 1 shot the blinds so I'll sell a joker to be able to use all my hands without winning too quickly to find more purple seals in my deck or gold cards and whatnot

Little plays like that will get you far

[hushed basin]

Balatro is love
Balatro is life

[lavish jackal]

Should I buy it?

What do I sell?

The fortune teller is on +43 mult

[gritty zealot]

El tipo de tarot véndelo y toma la lluvia de ideas

ª

[lavish jackal]

Xdd

Si ese glottonous joker no fuera eterno

[gritty zealot]

Pos la lluvia de ideas ayuda más, tienes al perkeo y puedes tener doble mult por el coso de tréboles

[hot eagle]

Definitely buy, id sell the +7 mult club joker if you think you can score high enough, brain storm on perkeo when starting round, then burn through your hands with brain storm on the tarot card joker, then brainstorm fortune teller on winning hand

[lavish jackal]

🥲

[lavish jackal]

Okok

[gritty zealot]

That’s way better than I could’ve thought

[hot eagle]

But make sure you'll survive without it first, might wanna check balatro calculator

[lavish jackal]

Do i stop using vagabond?

[hot eagle]

I'm pretty sure vagabond can be activated twice thru brainstorm so I'd try and use it if you don't need multiple high scoring hands to win

[lavish jackal]

Cuz i have hermit perkeo brainstotm

[hot eagle]

I'd try and use it and just burn thru the tarot cards before starting next blind if you haven't fixed up your deck a bunch already

Might wanna look into glass cards too and vagabind and perkeo will help a lot with that because fortune teller and brainstorm probably won't win the run alone

[lavish jackal]

True ok ok

[hot eagle]

And vagabond will help you level up fortune teller so make sure to use tarot cards instead of selling them if you don't need em

[lavish jackal]

Justice in the store

Shop

[hot eagle]

OOO baby

Try and pop it on a card you like then eventually find a death and perkeo those if you have the time to before score requirement gets too high

[lavish jackal]

A deja vu should be good

[vestal sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144036073727602761/1407100080166797435/AQMv1SjBq7iZjNkZCvgDrmu_hizgG4gBI28EXvXZiHQpdjJ0VgNgA4qUmdPROxC4aEZp8Jc42whFwviJqThMECunEoXf7H39bDGSzD4.mp4?ex=68a4df91&is=68a38e11&hm=7f4c68d099d1d8b6e53cbf7e8a76d3a84668833755d206f9ce789b4604f64c06&

[hot eagle]

Would be absolutely epic

Selling fortune teller for sock n buskin's is also something to consider if you put glass cards on your face cards

[lavish jackal]

Yea i have like +5 glass Q

[hot eagle]

Epicness

[zinc hazel]

your fucking kidding me...

[lavish jackal]

Lol

[hot eagle]

Try and throw a few lucky cards in there for the chance of you getting a socknbuskin, then you wouldn't have to rely on hermit perkeo and you could focus on death tarot cards

[rapid hill]

A TRIPLE!

[austere meteor]

🫡 goodbye for the run

[lavish jackal]

A fucking deja vu bro

[rapid hill]

Dont tell there is all JACKS

[lavish jackal]

Lets go

[austere meteor]

NO WAY 😭

I did it

[rapid hill]

Thats what I thought

[hot eagle]

You found one???

[lavish jackal]

Yes

[inland edge]

I love this gif so much

[lavish jackal]

But I'm not getting death

[hot eagle]

I would definitely get death, if you worried about not having enough money then just keep 1 death and 1 hermit and you'll still get the benefits of both

But if it were me I'd hard send it for the death cards and make some of those red seals lucky

[lavish jackal]

Im idiot

I didn't leave a copy of Justice

No problem

I get death

[hot eagle]

Hell yeah, death much more versatile anyways cuz you can make some money cards and more queens instead of making glass queens and them breaking then having to make glass kings etc

[lavish jackal]

Wh

I lose

🤡

I didn't get the op queens and 5 glass cards weren't enough to make 220k

[hot eagle]

Damn that sucks sorry man

If it makes you feel any better I lost too 😭🔫🔫🔫🔫

[dapper pasture]

Much Luck

😔

[hot eagle]

Sold a baron for troubadour and bean but probably should've kept baron and left out troubadour who knows

[lavish jackal]

So close to the naneinf

If you had burglar you probably would have done it

I hate my luck so much... 1 hour more trying to do orange stake on nebula deck

[hot eagle]

Fr, I did have burglar but I sold everything to get through ante 32 since you can't get the serpent on it 😭

Spent 1400$ trying to find DNA but no luck, still don't think that wouldve got me to e180 tho

Should've sent showman then second bean now that I think of it but still probably wouldve lost

[lavish jackal]

Wow thats really unlucky

1400

[lavish jackal]

You can't copy bean in the start of the round?

[hot eagle]

No you can't 🙁 but it was the best way to get +hand size, I ran into a showman and couldve found a second bean pretty easy but was too scared to loose +2 hand size from troubadour lol

[lavish jackal]

2 hand size It's a lot

You probably would have died without that

[hot eagle]

Well I did still die with it XD

Apparently you either have to get a natural negative or two of what you need whether it be baron, mime, or blueprints, so you can get even more beans or dnas for ante 32, unless you have perkeo and duplicated cryptids

[hushed basin]

Balatro is love
Balatro is life

[unreal aurora]

I hope localthunk sees this because I'm curious if there's any plans to add additional decks in this year's update

[sullen socket]

Anyone else think that we should have a channel for specifically tier lists?

[true gyro]

?

whoops

should i pick up dna

my deck isnt even fixed yet

[brisk zinc]

Well DNA would certainly help with fixing

[cerulean nebula]

My parents are divorced and my mom is on vacation

[brisk zinc]

How did you make it to ante 9 without any scoring apart from stuntman anyway

I guess triple stuntman does a lot on plasma

[stone abyss]

750 chips on plasma is a free 375 mult

the stuntmans alone give him 140k chips

[wanton oak]

I once did an etching for my art print class, and I did it of jimbo

[slim junco]

Big chungus joker please 🥺

[gusty shard]

Wait why this idea actually fire tho

[neon crescent]

what can I do to save the run? Should i use cryptid on the jacks or use it on the queen

[gusty shard]

You cryptid the jacks and get a flush five you might win

[stone abyss]

probably the jacks

at level one heres the score youd get

[neon wren]

is 3oak or 4oak going to be enough? which do you have more of now?

[neon crescent]

lets goo

[neon crescent]

tyyy

[gusty shard]

💪 💪

Good stuff

[brittle ingot]

O dawm

[stone abyss]

at level one youd get 30k chips with a flush five

thats about 2x the boss blind

if you did it with queens you still wouldve won

[stable isle]

this game has me so invigorated

I forget to blink while playing

nothing else feels real when I am playing balatro

[quiet maple]

Omg

[nocturne tide]

thats sick

[waxen adder]

pretty good for ante 2 right?

unseeded btw

[fossil bronze]

pretty cool bro

i’ve never scored that many chips in my life

i don’t think i’ve ever scored mor than 860,000

[drifting belfry]

that was me for the first month or two

then i got like 8 milllion

[waxen adder]

oh noo, what im gonna do?

its not like my deck is focused on the idol rather than face cards

[fossil bronze]

What’s an Idol?

[drifting belfry]

its the joker you unlock by scoring 1,000,000

you're so close lol

[waxen adder]

i already got 7 billion

[fossil bronze]

the next best thing i ever got was like 200,000

1 mil is still far away

[drifting belfry]

yeah just unlock more stuff and you'll get it eventually

[fossil bronze]

ok

[waxen adder]

I FOUND IT

LETS GOOO

[drifting belfry]

what did you find

[hot vortex]

I got perkeo

[fossil bronze]

balatrito appendito

[small hemlock]

New brainrot just dropped

[simple oracle]

Mi sueño

[waxen adder]

STUNTMANNING A LITTLE TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN

[fossil bronze]

golden joker elebhocer

[hot vortex]

How am i supposed to synergize this btw

Im clueless

I know its really strong

[small hemlock]

Blueprint, brainstorm

Observatory

Profit

[hot vortex]

hm ok

[simple oracle]

How do i beat the gold stake

[waxen adder]

WELL WELL WELL

WHO WOULD KNOW THAT HAVING A COPY OF THE SAME JOKER SYNERGIZES WITH THAT SAME JOKER

[small hemlock]

By playing efficiently

[simple oracle]

I think me

Im pretty smart

[waxen adder]

im gonna pierce you with heaven

[simple oracle]

I made the plant

[velvet tinsel]

Gay Michel???? D:

[simple oracle]

Why

[hot vortex]

i can be cavendish then

[velvet tinsel]

No don’t

I hate that guy

[hot vortex]

lol

[spring escarp]

Any tip for jokerless?

[hot vortex]

probably checkered deck

[fossil bronze]

what’s a jokerless

[drifting belfry]

"gros michel walked so cavendish could run"

[fossil bronze]

one small step for gros michel one giant leap for cavendish

[spring escarp]

It's a challenge

[fossil bronze]

how does one even beat the game jokerless

[timid cedar]

Planets, enhancements, editions

[stone hill]

Balatros Días

[timid cedar]

You manage econ with interest, tarots and gold cards

Score with powerful 4/5 card hands, and hold tarots to ensure you can actually play/draw those hands

[spring escarp]

That's what I'm searching for LMAO

[fossil bronze]

boom

[stone hill]

someone plays balatro?

I want to baltrear

[fossil bronze]

Nobody here plays balatro sorry
Try tomorrow

[stone hill]

My friend is not balatreando, do I have to stop being his friend?

I'll be back soon, I'm going to balatrear

[whole cipher]

can i inf here or is this lostge

this is not a real seed btw im just figuring out how end games even work

1 - neg blueprint
2- poly brian

[hot vortex]

very big number

how do people do stuff like this

[whole cipher]

this is a seeded run, if you want to try - seed: 2K9H9HN; deck: plasma, dont buy anything and on ante 2 buy the two booster packs and you get a negative perkeo and negative trib

[hot vortex]

alr

[whole cipher]

lets gooo

hit the jackpot

[stone hill]

all of us in this group must balatrear

[hexed sky]

Cyka Blyatro

[subtle laurel]

Guysss

Lookkk

Car watch me play

[spice helm]

Good win with hiker wee joker and hanging chad

[dawn bison]

Buena run

[shrewd wigeon]

this run is funny

[vagrant wasp]

[harsh ridge]

Does anybody have general tips for Gold stake with Plasma deck? Especially for surviving into endless?

[hollow spade]

endless mode doesn't substantially change from any one deck tbh

plasma's strength is that you dont need any chip jokers, but all naninf strategies use none of these anyways

i think it reduces the hand size from 39 to like 30 needed to naninf with baron+mime

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it 🦸

[steady drift]

...

[hollow spade]

?

[quiet maple]

This not being an even circle is making me angry

[harsh ridge]

Thank you for the answer that's making a lot of sense come to think of it

We've been finding ourselves getting chip jokers and blasting through and then losing steam in the later antes. I guess there's a point where you need to start building up mult that I'm not quite understanding I guess

[harsh sage]

got my first gold stake win today

[harsh ridge]

Nice job! Which deck?

[harsh sage]

checkered

[harsh ridge]

Nice we've not gold staked that one yet but we got orange

[hollow spade]

i dont like checkered much

[harsh sage]

this was my build

[harsh ridge]

Sick

Yeah we personally find checkered quite boring but it's a good place to start if you want to make a Flush five build

[willow schooner]

Breakfast time

[strange meadow]

jesus fuckin christ dude

for whatever reason, between orange and gold stake, either my brain shits itself or the game does

orange stake? easy. peachy keen

gold stake is like so impossible sometimes its absurd

[quasi cedar]

Anyone wanna hear a chuck norris joke

[supple flame]

me

[quasi cedar]

Chuck Norris doesn’t breathe, air schedules an appointment with his lungs

[supple flame]

Cool one

I got another one

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

[quasi cedar]

Chuck norris doesn't battle. He just allows you to lose

[crude girder]

Got a new phone, that means new balatro save yaaaay

Gotta work for my favorite deck again 💔

Checkered..

[supple flame]

checkered is pretty good, i liek that it makes the early game easier

[crude girder]

Checkered is my goat

[cerulean lotus]

Balatro syncs progress across same platforms.

[crude girder]

Really?

[cerulean lotus]

Yeah its tied to your google account

[crude girder]

I see

[cerulean lotus]

Actually i just checked i am wrong.

It in fact does not sync across multiple devices.

So you can make a new progress.

[crude girder]

Sigh

Tis a shame

[strange meadow]

things are going good now

ol reliable hologram carried me thru yet another gold stake

sumt else im decently jazzed about is i carried 6 new cards to gold seals, three of them having received zero seals beforehand

[quasi cedar]

No

[strange meadow]

gonna do a seal recount after im done

now im a whole 1/6 of the way to c++

and a third of the way to c+

[stark bluff]

chuck norris jokes in the 2020s is crazy

[slim junco]

my steel metal kings be working like gears

a really solid baron and mime run

5th time doing this

[woven moth]

the hardfork podcast rly came for us

[distant tiger]

ola reportando otra run buena de balatro
58 face glass cards 2 barons encantados 1 brainstorm 1 ballot una carta ahi rara que hace x2 con la primera face card y perxeo👀

[fiery yew]

delayed gratification if it worked if you used all your discards and get cash for each hand left

[gritty flame]

Shall I take it ?

[sullen pebble]

Whats the hardest joker to gold stickr

[upper badger]

from experience, I think it might've been the Bean joker lol

other people would say that or any other perishable one

[sullen pebble]

I got itttt

[upper badger]

nice one

[sullen pebble]

i have a lot of orange stickers sadly

wihst hey were all gold

[upper badger]

I finally 100% Balatro 🛌 I need sleep

[sullen pebble]

m

[upper badger]

one step away from gold

go for it 📣

[trim hare]

how do i report a message to a mod?

[upper badger]

Uhm I think it's in the rules channel

[gleaming valley]

You need to beat it on the other 2 saves

[upper badger]

I would rather end it all LOL

[gleaming valley]

Not a real balatro fan

Good night

[upper badger]

one of my profiles has Cryptid on it anyway

[gleaming valley]

Which one

[upper badger]

I checked the rules again and it just says to reach out to any of the mods

[lunar cedar]

The jokerrrrr

[neat igloo]

NOWAY

[small kelp]

SPIDERMAN

[tidal hatch]

i got my first red stake win today and a new best score

[cunning hemlock]

Good for u

[desert cloud]

I almost ended

[main mason]

Time to revenge the blind

[vital storm]

Guys this is normal??

Cryptid is so fun

[main mason]

Wow

[vital storm]

My e had e

Lol

[nova shore]

dude

[gleaming valley]

No way Spiderman in the top left?

[spring sphinx]

Alright game i get it

[vivid island]

credit card and lusty joker

[naive tundra]

This is the 3rd unseeded run in a row where I've gotten a soul card

It was chicot

[fossil bronze]

by which ante is a player supposed to have a legendary joker?

[quartz otter]

Any ante

Thats for destiny to decide if you are worthy of a chicot

[naive tundra]

I lost because I was too greedy trying to keep gold cards in my hand instead of discarding them

[dapper sleet]

3rd in row what are the chances of that

[naive tundra]

Very low probably. One of those runs also had 3 soul cards in it

I didn't find one in the run after because I died too early, but then I found this from a negative tag just after defeating the mark

[magic swallow]

Wtf

[ocean glacier]

i might be cooking

[magic swallow]

😭

[ocean glacier]

this is unseeded

[ocean glacier]

wtf

how

[modern elbow]

sup

[sly gazelle]

Orange stake too

Rip to this baller ahh run

Blueprint brainstorm DNA glass red seal kings with canio

[spiral girder]

BROOOO, the men is lucky

[timid cedar]

Dumb little Gold stake run I've got here, 100k per pair and 5 gold stake stickers

[weak tangle]

eternal riffraff is quite the play

[timid cedar]

first joker I took as it naturally had holo

yellow deck be like that some times

[eternal crystal]

hey, i don't know if you're in here, but
if you're on Wplace New Zealand right now adding to my balatro stuff (i've been on holiday)
get in touch homie 😎

[compact fractal]

Is C++++ a thing

like getting C+++ on all profiles?

[eternal crystal]

i have attempted to make contact with the foreign gamer..

[pale bobcat]

hi i need help

wat will get more mult

hanging chad or hanging dice lboodstone

glass red seal kings with cryptid stack from perk

[still ermine]

Hiii i still didnt win a balatro run to get blueprint

Im such a noob

[eternal crystal]

Hey Doggo

how new are you?

[still ermine]

HAIIII

[still ermine]

1 year

In the server

[eternal crystal]

how long in the game, doggo
the game

[still ermine]

1 year

And i didnt win a run

[still ermine]

I need to lock in

[hot vortex]

how often are you playing

[still ermine]

30-40 minutes

I need to read the jokers better

[eternal crystal]

are you:

• spending carefully
• not playing for very rare hands every round
• placing your jokers in the most optimal order you can think of
• remembering to look at the upcoming boss blind incase it fucks you up and you can find a way around it such as the reroll voucher
• watching Balatro University and/or Roffle
• learning joker synergies (such as the abhorrent carry, Photograph + Hanging Chad)

this is coming from someone who only just beat Gold stake for the first time so don't 100% tailor to everything I just said, but, again, the best piece of advice is to watch balatro uni

[still ermine]

No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No

[eternal crystal]

then, either try to follow those, or watch balatro university lol

he has a basics playlist

[still ermine]

Whoa

[eternal crystal]

(alternatively just ask someone better than me at the game)

[still ermine]

Im stupid

[eternal crystal]

This is a difficult game to play and understand but it's not dark souls, I'm sure unless you're too young to even be on discord, or have some sort of mental disability, you can do this

I wish you luck, but, unless you have any questions for me specifically, I don't really know what else to tell you lol

[still ermine]

Ty

[still ermine]

Idk

Also idk how to do flush and royale flush

[eternal crystal]

I.. can't tell if you're trolling 😅

Okay, if you open up your run info in-game, it shows you every type of hand (except the secret ones) and an example of how to form them

[still ermine]

When i see a balatro run i always check if i can do a flash with every face card and numbers

[eternal crystal]

You don't really want to go for royal flushes, like, ever, unless there's one right infront of you

flushes are very easy to come across and are worth more than straight, so, that's something

but a royal flush is just not worth how hard it is to get lol

[still ermine]

Ty

[eternal crystal]

as I said earlier don't go for the harder hands if you haven't shaped your deck around them

[still ermine]

Also i do more with full and two pairs

[eternal crystal]

full house and two pairs are good
if you can find half joker, playing pairs is good earlygame but typically not late

[still ermine]

That why i always lose

[eternal crystal]

because you only play full house and two pairs?

[still ermine]

Yes

[eternal crystal]

in Balatro you do need to kind of build your deck/playstyle around whatever the game is giving you at the time

but those aren't bad hands to be playing consistently

[still ermine]

Oo

[indigo escarp]

whats goin on

[eternal crystal]

Doggo says they have played balatro for a whole year and never won a white stake run

Personally I can't tell if they are trolling or not but I'm trying to point them somewhere anyway lol

[indigo escarp]

probably trolling but its still nice to help people regardless

[eternal crystal]

Yeah

[indigo escarp]

what is bro doing wrong i could probably assist

[indigo escarp]

i've beaten purple stake on checkered deck and NEARLY have orange i lost on ante 8

final boss blind

[austere meteor]

Guys it's the first time that i get a legendary joker how to use I want to win this red stake 😭

[still ermine]

Im serious

[austere meteor]

My jokers are bad because they were just free

[indigo escarp]

okay lemme explain this

so say you put smthn like a tarot in ur consumables

[still ermine]

Also im still at this

[indigo escarp]

say, a death

[hot vortex]

you want to get blueprint and brainstorm, create lots of high card planet cards

[indigo escarp]

when you exit shop

it creates a NEGATIVE copy of that tarot card

[indigo escarp]

they just wanna beat red stake with it man 😭

[hot vortex]

lol

[still ermine]

I got brainstorm

But no blueprint

[indigo escarp]

no need for perkeo accelerator

[austere meteor]

....

what to do 😂 😭

I think I don't have brain storm

didn't unlock it

[hot vortex]

you dont need it to win

[austere meteor]

No I need to win

I really need to win I don't know if I can get this joker again

[hot vortex]

Yeah its really rare to find unseeded but i actually got my first unseeded perkeo yesterday

[still ermine]

Can I re-do the tutorial?

[indigo escarp]

alr heres some good pointers to help ya

try to do things in one to two hands early game. econ is essential

once you reach $25, never go below $25 for the extra income.

jokers like mystic summit and xMult scaling jokers like Hologram or Constellation will absolutely carry.
try to take a gros michel early on. if it gets destroyed, you can encounter one of the best no nonsense jokers in the game that fit into basically any build.
dont level up a variety of hands with celestial packs.
look at what ur playing the most often and whats winning, and focus into that

[hot vortex]

maybe with a new user

i dont think so though

[still ermine]

Ty

[indigo escarp]

also dont focus into Really hard hands unless your deck is equipped for it (Straight and Royal Flush, Four of a Kind, all the hidden hands)

[austere meteor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooudv0Yh--g&list=PLdNGt-ihEAcEx0WnRNCrRH6Ur7jPHYWeZ&index=4

[hot vortex]

its very good to stick to a few hand types during a game that you can reliably play

[indigo escarp]

say, flush

[hot vortex]

I have an addiction for just playing flush

[indigo escarp]

or straights, or full houses

[still ermine]

Im saving all of this

[indigo escarp]

i have that addiction too because i play checkered deck

[austere meteor]

I'm going to leave this run and come back again when I'm ready

[hot vortex]

checkered deck is the goat fr

[indigo escarp]

also sell the soda joker

forgot its name

[still ermine]

If I dont i will forget in a few minutes

[strange meadow]

whyre you keeping diet soda here lol

[austere meteor]

got it for free

[indigo escarp]

sell it gng

[strange meadow]

diet soda is basically only good for buying and immediately selling it

[indigo escarp]

free money and a double tag

[slim junco]

sell it

[austere meteor]

I don't know how to use it

[indigo escarp]

just sell it

[slim junco]

it gives u double tag

[austere meteor]

man look at the ante

[indigo escarp]

thats it

[strange meadow]

its only use is selling it for the double tag

it does nothing else

[slim junco]

SELL

double tag

[still ermine]

Also is jokerless the hardest balatro challenge?

[strange meadow]

actually ykw maybe keep it for now just cuz the swash value

sell it soon as you find a replacement

just look very actively

[strange meadow]

thats what they say

supposedly thats how the game just kinda was for a long time before the incorporation of jokers was even a thought

[still ermine]

Oh nuh

[hot vortex]

that is very surprising

if balatro didnt have jokers i dont think i would play unless there was some other replacement

[strange meadow]

i think it was said in an interview at some point

[open shale]

would cardless be considered hard (start with 0 cards in the deck, reset until you either get marble joker or certificate from judgement in a charm tag, and pray that plasma deck makes you survive)

[strange meadow]

how would you play a card game without cards lol

[still ermine]

With your imagination

[strange meadow]

ohhhh

[hot vortex]

I think i saw a guy on youtube do it, also yes its considered hard, you need mega arcana pack and you gotta get the one that gives jokers for a small chance of getting marble joker

Oh wait

i didnt even read your full message

lmao

[strange meadow]

last i checked, if you dont even have cards in your hand your game just kinda ends lmao

[hot vortex]

yes but skip tag

[open shale]

yea but you only lose when you enter a blind with 0 cards

not when skipping

[strange meadow]

ohhh so yall mean to give the hypothetical of "you start with 0 cards"

not like actually playing the game without cards

[open shale]

yeah

[strange meadow]

good to know

[still ermine]

Yea

Im still at white stake

[strange meadow]

CHRIS CHAN?????

drags cigarette "i aint heard that name in a long time..."

[limber osprey]

heh…guys i found this in…uhh i’m too lazy to care

[cunning hemlock]

Ur steam account was created in 2023

Dont act like ur from early youtube

[strange meadow]

i didnt own a pc until relatively recently

[hot vortex]

very large blind

[still ermine]

Wa?

[strange meadow]

they got youtube on phones yknow

[hot vortex]

I think you need 600,000 on white stake

[strange meadow]

is it really that high wow

isnt it 300k

[hot vortex]

score 6x base i think

[strange meadow]

its sposed to be 6x the small blind

[limber osprey]

heh…very large blind, huh?
guess i better put on my sunglasses…‘cause that’s a lotta shade

[hot vortex]

oh

i was wrong

[strange meadow]

iirc white stake is:
50k 75k 100k

violet vessel is 6x the small blind

me n all my homies HATE violet vessel its so easily the worst one

esp on higher stakes

[hot vortex]

nah its cerulean bell

[cunning hemlock]

Undertale was 10 years ago

Knowing that i missed 2015 undertale haunts me

[hot vortex]

thats not even that old

[strange meadow]

i feel like usually the bell is pretty lax

[cunning hemlock]

I only discovered undertale in late 2016

[limber osprey]

heh….undertale bein’ 10 years old just means…my jokes are well-aged…like fine ketchup heh heh

mb

[hot vortex]

I beat undertale but it never really stuck out as anything special to me

I just refunded it

[limber osprey]

[strange meadow]

cerulean bell usually isnt a big deal i think

[limber osprey]

Oh i can use it

Blueprint is best rare joker

[hot vortex]

clearly not a flush build gamer

[strange meadow]

i use flush builds pretty often

its still not a super big deal lol

thats where a good joker build comes in tbh

[cunning hemlock]

Dingle fart is best joker

[hot vortex]

Everytime i got the bell i would reroll

since i always get the reroll voucher asap

Ive never actually played on it because of that

[strange meadow]

i think it goes something like
vessel > heart > leaf > bell > acorn

[limber osprey]

Who want the seed?

[hot vortex]

i do

[strange meadow]

daaamn

[hot vortex]

Did you find this unseeded

[limber osprey]

2k9h9hn

[limber osprey]

heh…

[hot vortex]

nvm i found it online

[limber osprey]

this seeded ngl

[hot vortex]

guys is it pronounced bolotro or balatro

[limber osprey]

Balatro

[hot vortex]

Ive been saying bolotro this entire time

[limber osprey]

Just learn ur mistakes 🌚

[open shale]

joker poker balala

[queen escarp]

THAT'S GONNA BE A GOOD RUN

I LOVE SHOWMAN

[still ermine]

Also uhm

I forgot it

[queen escarp]

Oh boy I hope my shop won't be scary as heck
The shop:

[limber osprey]

Damn

[still ermine]

But ily guys

[limber osprey]

U have a good luck bro

[open shale]

riff raff gave me a polychrome to do list but im forced to sacrifice it to dagger 💔

[arctic bloom]

GUYS BIG NEWS

I FINALLY HIT E UNSEEDED

Before my highest was 3 trillion

It was all lucky queens of hearts with red seals and some glass too

[inland edge]

AHHH!!!!!!!

[zealous dock]

balatro...

[still ermine]

I have a question

How is this deck?

I lost beacuse i clicked the wrong button

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[quick hazel]

LETS GO RESERVED PARKING ANTE 1

[strange meadow]

why would banana slug say that

[rich pawn]

Should I take baron? cause it's a different playstyle - from playing kings to holding them

[still ermine]

Im so stupid

[strange meadow]

id say so

with more deckfixing youd have only kings in the deck

you could still play em AND keep em yk

[rich pawn]

thx

just rerolled and got mime😭

for what should I swap it

[pure anchor]

put a censor first bro thats scary

[strange meadow]

imma say photo i think

more retriggers for baron is better than photo triggers

[rich pawn]

yeye smart it's only 8x

[still ermine]

Guys i think balatro its not for me

[strange meadow]

well thats too bad

[pure anchor]

gambling isnt for everyone

[strange meadow]

not much to be done though

hopefully you can find sumt youre into soon then

[pure anchor]

except when its BALATRO 🤑🤑🤑

[pure anchor]

true

check out other things

like rain world…

[still ermine]

Im Just stupid

[strange meadow]

or hades

hades is great

[still ermine]

How its this deck?

[strange meadow]

id imagine blue seal is good for you

[still ermine]

What blue seal

[strange meadow]

so look at the queen in the image there

that blue thing

[covert summit]

take the negative skip

[strange meadow]

thats a seal

[rich pawn]

it's purple

[covert summit]

thats a purple seal

[strange meadow]

im colorblind

fml

[covert summit]

but we can agree

the negative skip

is the best skip to ever exist

[strange meadow]

but of course

[covert summit]

ESPECIALLY on gold stake

[strange meadow]

its the best one

always take the neg skip

[covert summit]

gold stake negative skip ❤️❤️

[still ermine]

I lost

[gloomy helm]

Is the DEATH tarot useful?

[covert summit]

one more voucher left and i get completionist

[covert summit]

yes

[strange meadow]

yes, very important for deckfixing

[gloomy helm]

How

[covert summit]

it duplicates a card

so you can turn a 2 in your deck

to a king

deck fixing

[covert summit]

it replicates a card

is a better description

copies

[gloomy helm]

Okk, thank you

[covert summit]

always take the negative skip

[strange meadow]

a few hypotheticals:

• i have a steel card, so i want more steel cards in my deck. i can use the death card to make two steel cards out of one card
• i want to have more of a specific card in my deck, like a poly queen, so that i can play secret hands like flush fives. thus, i use the death card to farm more of that card

a few is two cuz these kinda cover all bases

[covert summit]

you can fix a deck for idol or mail in

[rich pawn]

replace with dna?

[covert summit]

idol runs are soo fun

[strange meadow]

something important to note is that deaths DONT change the amount of cards in your deck

[covert summit]

why do you have sock

and idol

lmao

[still ermine]

How to play balatro without losing

[covert summit]

was idol nat negative

[strange meadow]

other cards that make dupes can do this, like cryptid or dna

[gloomy helm]

LOL

[covert summit]

if youre going idol probably lose the dna

[rich pawn]

there were before baron and mime

[strange meadow]

if youre really antsy about only having specific cards, you can also look into the trading card and hanged man tarots

[covert summit]

Yo

you should get steel

before you get rid of dna

[strange meadow]

this looks like one of them soyjak things

[covert summit]

why are you even pivoting lol

you already used an ecto

[strange meadow]

i cant explain it beyond it has the aura of it

[covert summit]

true

[rich pawn]

im not sure what to main

baron or idol

currently idol is better

if ill get it on king of spades

[covert summit]

you have to fix your deck

for idol to be useful

keep baron mime until you fix your deck

[rich pawn]

im trying

[covert summit]

then just sell them

for showman or rebate

[shadow sequoia]

so uhh

what happens when i take this

[rich pawn]

is there a reason for dna?

[covert summit]

WOAHHH

[rich pawn]

save it

[covert summit]

it goes over joker limit

[covert summit]

No

wait

was idol natural negative

[rich pawn]

no

ecto

[covert summit]

sell dna then

you want a smaller deck

[rich pawn]

i still have 8 cards

[covert summit]

dna would work if you wanna go baron

[covert summit]

wdym

[rich pawn]

in my hand

the extra hand size voucher

[covert summit]

ye but u used an ecto

so next ecto is -2

well do whatever u want

i don't think theres a wrong way to play balatro

[rich pawn]

i sold dna rerolled and got steel😭

[still ermine]

Rate this

[covert summit]

u wanna place throwback at last

so the + mult gets multiplied

looks pretty good

[still ermine]

I lost

[covert summit]

lol

[covert summit]

if u wanna get better just watch balatro university lol

hes the goat

[subtle nimbus]

erm excuse me

[rose temple]

just learn it through experience

[subtle nimbus]

guys

[rose temple]

what

[subtle nimbus]

nvm nvm

[rose temple]

[subtle nimbus]

ts sucks dawg

pareidolia is bait

gonna try again

[jagged hull]

2/10

Actually no that's too generous

1/10

[pale bobcat]

Got y first name ing!

Inf*

[still ermine]

Ty

[jagged hull]

Sorry mate, not trying to be mean or anything

Actually just really bad jokers

[jagged hull]

Skipping is bad for example, so you wouldn't scale your scaleable xmult, the rest are also bad cause they're weak

[still ermine]

Rate

[rose temple]

10/100

[still ermine]

I lost

[pale bobcat]

Rate

[subtle nimbus]

i finally got fotograph

now i just need barons