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weak tusk
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when ouiji hits though, it hits hard

white pulsar
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The Chad is finally complete. Now, I'm filling in the Photo.

tardy hound
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get a job😭

fierce dagger
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now it says i need 5.6Mb installed

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but idk how to 😭😭

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at least im improving

open shale
shrewd imp
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Erm guys why isn't there any balatro on wplace

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Draw!!!!

jolly talon
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Also welcome ty for joining

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And wow there's like a lot of twinks in balatro

sullen pebble
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my streak of winning challenges has ended with blast off

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bad draw

jolly talon
fierce dagger
jolly talon
fierce dagger
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i tried to look it up on google/youtube on how to do it

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i have like 100Go of free space 😭

jolly talon
# fierce dagger

Oh. Yea nvm about getting balatro. You don't even have 1 mb of space bruh

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It's joever

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💔

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Maybe get more space from an SD card but idk if that's possible

violet thistle
jolly talon
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Wwit

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Wait

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I'm stupid

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Gb is more than mb

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I think it's just your device then

violet thistle
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What type of android device is it

jolly talon
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How tf am I supposed to know

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Ask em

opaque shard
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Always remember

fierce dagger
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im ending it all

fierce dagger
violet thistle
jolly talon
violet thistle
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Idk

fierce dagger
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it'll be so sad if it already impossible to play balatro on 😭

violet thistle
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Real

fierce dagger
violet thistle
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How bro is trying to install balatro: wheel_of_fortune nope

jolly talon
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Can you maybe play balatro on pc/console instead?

violet thistle
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I cannot wait for my irl balatro deck tommorow fr

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From fangamer ofc lol

distant gale
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  • brand
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It's written in Lua, so check if your phone supports that type of code

sullen tiger
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If you aint talkin mult ion wanna hear that shit 🗣🗣

pearl sandal
halcyon flame
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i found a polychrome blueprint on ante 1 buffoon pack

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5% chance of a rare joker x 5% chance for a blueprint x 0.3% chance for poly = 0.0000075% chance

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wtf is my luck

chilly wave
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Only if only they were eternals

rapid hill
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In this situation I like try rerolling for hack

somber nebula
halcyon flame
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honestly should

rustic radish
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Bro 💔 (unseeded)

white pulsar
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486 pixels to go, then my Photochad in wplace is complete

rustic radish
rustic radish
white pulsar
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After giving it thought, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to decline

halcyon flame
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showman locked in so hard wtf

white pulsar
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There's been rampant vandalism from some bad apples throughout many locations in wplace

rustic radish
white pulsar
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I don't want to risk anyone in here getting ahold of the coords and destroying my work

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sorry 🙁

rustic radish
# white pulsar sorry 🙁

Yeah did you hear about the Andorra griefing?? Crazy. Id never do it, but i understand your reasoning! So, no worries!

white pulsar
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The mods should've sent the banhammers

rustic radish
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Did they not?

white pulsar
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They posted a notice saying "voids are okay, but don't destroy artwork"

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like, it was too late

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damage was already done

rustic radish
rough wigeon
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Balatro Cat

meager nymph
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but cat yes

rough wigeon
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what

rustic radish
meager nymph
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jokers mult chips score packs vouchers

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just because playing card doesn't mean balatro

halcyon flame
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did you know glass is actually a reference to the glass cards in balatro

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crazy

rustic radish
rough wigeon
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trust me bro

halcyon flame
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hurts but i think i should sell a brainstorm for dna

meager nymph
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gay is from balatro yoai

meager nymph
halcyon flame
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yeah and die instantly sure

meager nymph
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because you can copy with brainstorm

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isn't mime basically another brainstorm/blueprint

halcyon flame
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no thats not really how it works

meager nymph
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OH RIGHT STEEL CARDS

halcyon flame
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no its because you want to copy the mime

meager nymph
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Baren?

storm scroll
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help me

hollow spade
hollow spade
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Or play 4oak

rough wigeon
hollow spade
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Base 4oak is higher than level 2 pair

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Mult is the only thing you need rn. Play 4oak. It is your only chance

sullen tiger
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Did someone say mult

halcyon flame
# meager nymph Baren?

with my setup, assuming a deck of red seal steel kings, the optimal scoring arrangement is to copy baron three times and mime two times, resulting in 1.5x being triggered 4 times for each trigger and getting 4 triggers per card, meaning each king will give x1.5^16 mult. If i remove the mime and only copy the baron, each king now only gives 7 x1.5 mult triggers and 2 triggers per card, meaning 1.5^14 mult. If i don't have a mime to copy, the ratio between triggers per king and x1.5 mult per trigger is skewed and results in unoptimal scoring

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sorry for the yap

hollow spade
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4 of a kind.

storm scroll
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oh

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thanks

hollow spade
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Show me the win screen broseph

storm scroll
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fuck

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i lose

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:(

hollow spade
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Was still better than pair 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

slim dirge
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finally made it to ante 12 ‼️‼️‼️

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i lost on the next blind

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i would've oneshotted it if i moved my blueprint but i FORGOT
and i didn't draw enough glass aces for the last hand and got too many lucky ones

halcyon flame
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rip

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we love retcon

hard pebble
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got to ante 22 with it

halcyon flame
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dang

buoyant bobcat
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I think the farthest ante I've ever made it is 20

halcyon flame
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i made it to ante 24 once

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assuming unseeded

hard pebble
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yep yep

magic dome
halcyon flame
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im copying optimally dw

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i just moved it so i copy mime at the end

magic dome
tardy fox
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FREAKY roaring knight be like: jiggle my dark balls 😂✌️💙

brisk ice
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mejor mierda xd

meager nymph
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only talk things about balatro please and use common sense

buoyant bobcat
vagrant dock
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does anyone know how to choose what stake you'll play on when using the brainstorm mod? it always starts a run on white stake and i'd like to choose a more difficult stake

wraith wharf
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For me the only problem is that ctrl+a crashes the game

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Anyway

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They will help better

vagrant dock
limber bay
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@chilly sorrel hi bro

hollow spade
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Wish I could play modded balala on mobile

noble solar
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is the best way to grind gold sticker on jokers to use negative blind skip on anaglyph? or is there a better strat

sullen tiger
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I can hear the mult starting up again even as I hang up the phone and I know it's the game drawing me out again and I think "am I that predictable" I'm tired I've been buying jokers for nearly 12 hours straight I haven't had anything to eat or drink it can't even get tired but I can I'm broke and I'm tired and I wanna buy from the shop and I think "can I get Odd Todd or should I let it be Even Stevens problem" no I can't but I wish I could

north crescent
neon wren
drifting barn
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Nah

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Kill the plant

violet thistle
rich rapids
dry scroll
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Anyways

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W or L?

buoyant bobcat
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Directors cut always turns non-existent when your run has the plant

drifting barn
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Chicot save us🙌

dawn bison
drifting barn
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NAH BRO

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AGAIN

grim cobalt
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my highest score

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with a cloud 9/mine deck

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unseeded x)

grim cobalt
drifting barn
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no luck this time

grim cobalt
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my fav joker is hit the road its just so so hard to set up

white pulsar
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gg

grim cobalt
snow sage
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50 9s in your deck?

grim cobalt
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yep

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lots of dna duping

snow sage
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nice

grim cobalt
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I knocked it down to 20ish thanks to perkeo duping that one spectral card that destroys cards

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then i switched to crypids and picked up a dna and starting mass cloning my red seal nine of spades

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I only lost because i only had 2 hands and didnt pay attention

buoyant bobcat
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Wee joker on plasma deck is such a free ante 8

grim cobalt
white pulsar
grim cobalt
white pulsar
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you need the stars to align for a Baron/Mime build to work

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I don't actively look out for it

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Photochad, on the other hand

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When I'm starting a run, if I see a chad, I take it. If I see a photo, I take it. If I see both, poggers.

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If I already have a build made, I won't look out for photochad unless it gives benefit lol

buoyant bobcat
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Also chariot cards hate me and decide to never exist anyway

white pulsar
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Building towards kings is a good play no matter what

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because you can also get Sock/Idol

grim cobalt
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Also the challege of your chips dont go over your money is reaaaaly easy

buoyant bobcat
white pulsar
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Sock/Idol/Trib if you're lucky

grim cobalt
buoyant bobcat
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I can't remember the last time I got trib tbh

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I get literally every other legendary joker more

white pulsar
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chad and photo are two jokers I always use my hex on

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also, grimbo

grim cobalt
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The game likes giving me whatever thst ones name is...

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the one that disables boss blinds

white pulsar
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chicot

buoyant bobcat
grim cobalt
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i normal just toss it unless a incoming blind counters my deck

buoyant bobcat
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Yeah that one always seems to come up and it's nice but like I wanna score

buoyant bobcat
craggy birch
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balatro

grim cobalt
buoyant bobcat
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One day I'll get canio and Pareidolia

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One day

grim cobalt
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theres a seed for that

buoyant bobcat
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More fun to find things naturally tho

grim cobalt
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i know as i play said seed alot

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the forbidden hologram canio deck

patent elbow
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Everything is alright

grim cobalt
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Ive been looking for a yorick hit the road seed forever

buoyant bobcat
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First shop eternal blue joker on plasma deck tempts me but also I don't want it to take a slot from me forever

grim cobalt
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yea dont

buoyant bobcat
grim cobalt
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blue joker is only good at the start

buoyant bobcat
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I got runner in a free pack so my early chip scoring carry is here

grim cobalt
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i think my favoritr starter joker is gros michel

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it does everything i want, it gives mult, and it goes away to get replaced by a solid x3 cavendish

patent elbow
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ooo shiny blue joker

grim cobalt
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Damm shinies

buoyant bobcat
grim cobalt
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im just trying to gold stake all the decks

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i have green deck done

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black deck is gonna royally suck

buoyant bobcat
grim cobalt
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im hereo

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having -1 hand and -1 discard is brutal

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very much as i like getting the first couple with 1 hand to build up early

buoyant bobcat
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New run

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Double tag investment tag

grim cobalt
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anti 1 blueprint? maybe i can finish blue stake??

solid imp
cloud halo
solid imp
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im blind sorry

white pulsar
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It is complete. I've made Photochad in Wplace.

grim cobalt
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not a bad start

elfin tapir
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ye ‘ol reliable bloodstone

harsh birch
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Man... I'm so mad I can't make a clusterf*ck

hollow spade
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Man I love oops all 6s and bloodstone

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Also happened to get tribulet, blueprint, and a trading card to help deck fix

solid imp
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i got runner gold joker in the same pack

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easy 5 stickers

austere sail
eternal crystal
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decided i'll do more than just yorick because it was fun
annoying only being able to place a pixel every 30 seconds, but still

jolly needle
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no naneinf?

crystal dune
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I just beat gold stake for the firsts time

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gros michel my lord

patent elbow
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2^11 chips

dapper wing
final frost
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this was the squad

patent elbow
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we got the celeb the acer the face card extremist the fanciest and a coolass fucking hourglass

distant tiger
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hahahahah

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now jupiter?😭

icy onyx
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Was either photo Or blueprint ante 8 shop was crazyyy got photo chad + blueprint

patent elbow
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I wish there was something like a ballot next to me

distant tiger
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balatro hates me😭 (I need to discard 3's)

blissful stone
austere sail
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plasma deck

patent elbow
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just a quick thing i made

steel fiber
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how does plasma deck work again

when it comes to antes I mean

devout thunder
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2X base blind size

buoyant bobcat
austere sail
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🉐

buoyant bobcat
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I had a run with wee joker and blueprint first shop

patent elbow
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i like the fact that trading card shakes

buoyant bobcat
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Won that easy

patent elbow
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my jokers btw

hazy condor
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Ive had this run before..

lost tangle
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God I want someone to splurge on me

unborn swan
patent elbow
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And the sequel, 2+2=4

unborn swan
patent elbow
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Joker Story

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Joker Story 2: Mourning the loss of Odd Todd and 111 1+1=2

terse ferry
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Who’s chadding here

proven tartan
drifting forum
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Me and the boys waiting for 2025 major balatro update

grim cobalt
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pov your doing the challenge and get the mark

tired verge
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Guys i played balatro today

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Amd tried to duplicate a card but ended up losing bc of it

rugged anvil
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Hi

upbeat basalt
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Fuck the plant

shell topaz
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Balatro 🗿

hollow vault
patent elbow
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i like to imagine photograph and hanging chad as friends who meet daily

hollow vault
wet mesa
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chat i just got off of modded balatro and now my brain has turned into mold
also i swear i've seen that triangle guy before

slim junco
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hanged man is in the fool

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Easy win

rocky sable
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Mi luck mr_bones

slim junco
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Not so easy win

glad oriole
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epic interest

dapper pasture
nova shore
knotty plaza
# hazy condor

Btw its much better if you moved the photograph to left rather then the hangman

wintry skiff
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Chat does a suit being debuffed turn off flower pot this is my first run with it so I don't know

timid cedar
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no, flower pot was flagged specifically to have that not happen

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flower pot works with debuffed suits

patent flame
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Forget what i said .

wintry skiff
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Okay run not dead phew

timid cedar
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debuffed wilds still don't work though (as in they don't work as the base suit)

wintry skiff
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Thank you animate for the ruling help

timid cedar
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being here for almost 2 years and actively trying to learn all the niche interactions allows for that I guess

worthy phoenix
livid elbow
deep vale
sharp cliff
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he's so wide 😭

modest helm
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Yello

glad oriole
patent elbow
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ante 1 btw

coarse tinsel
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Dude I wish I had that brainpower

patent elbow
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rule 1 of balatro:never just do what tudulis wants you to do for the 4$. instead make your own hirearcy where high cards and pairs (🇲) are at the top

vivid igloo
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.

cinder marlin
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no

marble fox
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crypti mod 5 hours ago

nova shore
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average equilibrium run

patent elbow
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I won the boss blind on ante 1 jokerless again, this time using just flushes

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hey guys i found blueprin't

timid igloo
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join

cunning hemlock
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Ip grabber

main mason
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How to play balatro good?

desert ingot
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buy low

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sell high

timid igloo
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its not but alright

sick gulch
sick gulch
spice helm
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WHAAAATTT

nova shore
spice helm
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I got perkeo UNSEEDED

sick gulch
sick gulch
grave gust
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Glorp

spice helm
spice helm
nova shore
spice helm
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Cómo q perreo bro JAJAJA

sick gulch
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JAJAJAJJSHD

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Está chido el nombre mi may

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El putisimo Perreo

nova shore
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cagó

sick gulch
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ekisde

spice helm
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No way i just lost a run with perkeo sock n buskin and hanging chad

nova shore
spice helm
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There are some people that can juice this seed better than me

spice helm
nova shore
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what dexk?

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deck?

spice helm
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Magic deck

sick gulch
spice helm
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It have like ante 3 soul

nova shore
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82wuikdf

nova shore
spice helm
nova shore
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nice

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i will see what i can get

spice helm
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A skip tag

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In ante 3 there is a skip spectral pack

brave sparrow
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hey hello madafaker

spice helm
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I JUST SPEND ALL MY LIFE TIME LUCK BRO WHAAAATTT THERE IS NO WAY

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LITERALLY NEXT RUN AFTER I LOST AND BRAINSTORM COMES OUT

nova shore
spice helm
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Soul on the same run that brainstorm

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Chicot btw but its good

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Yeah i managed to screw that run too

worthy phoenix
idle flare
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i feel like this run is kinda cursed

nova shore
nova shore
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rule 2

proven tartan
nova shore
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mhm?

narrow vortex
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Hola

wide lagoon
proven tartan
sharp cliff
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Strawberry
In chocolate

winter flicker
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Yum

gusty mulch
abstract parcel
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Thoughts on Zodiac deck? I just cleared it and um... it kinda happened. With the big fellas doubled... I didn't feel much of a difference. Maybe it's just me. I am however, thankful for Overstock. I just can't think of anything worth writing home about for Zodiac.
I love the whole concept of horoscopes, cosmology and such, but as a deck? It's kind of... lackluster. I think I'll put it in C-tier.

serene swift
half whale
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what happened to thunk chat

abstract parcel
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It's almost 11 PM here, wouldn't be surprised if he called it a night.

half whale
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no I mean the channel

narrow vortex
limpid sparrow
lean crane
snow summit
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nan inf incoming

slim junco
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We need a big chungus joker

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Make him a mythical tier ty

light quarry
steady oar
snow summit
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got soul at start

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then ankh

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the rest were just rng

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2 blueprint from invis joker

marble monolith
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guys

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balatro

snow summit
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???

limpid sparrow
snow summit
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spectral deck obv and idk seed

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game is alr closed

steady atlas
wanton steeple
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It's trying to escape help

rustic iron
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hi, does anyone know why i get this if i have a very good device?

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15

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i haven't updated my software and 1 month ago it worked perfectly in the Play Store.

rustic iron
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i dont have a PC to use Steam 😭😭😭😭

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ill go crazy

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i know, but that is sad

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but for now, ill talk to you

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As soon as its fixed, Ill buy it 🙏🏻

proven pasture
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Does Radiohead make anyone else cry more than any other band?

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Yall be careful saying this in chat

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Just looking out for yall

cerulean lotus
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Don't pirate indie games please.

plush wagon
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balatro

solemn elm
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advertising be damned!
don't solicit stuff like this

open shale
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look who i found on wplace

slate fog
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when you guys started winning in balatro? or the first time

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like, i played for 12 hours and idk if i should have won already or i still have to wait, well i guess that depends on the person

fallen goblet
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can i ask for advice on a run 😭😭

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should i take the soul? i’m playing flush five on jacks, so a trib wouldn’t be that helpful unless i can strength my jacks to be queens

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and if i do take the soul, what joker should i sell for it

open shale
cunning hemlock
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Deltarune fans eating good in wplace

cosmic marsh
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woke up with half of my tooth gone

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great

opaque shard
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I woke up in a new Bugatti

wanton steeple
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4:3 resolution

cerulean lotus
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I can give some advice that helped me in higher stakes

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First rule is dont spend on things if you are winning and under 25 dollars.

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Maintaining that economy is very important unless you understand what you are doing.

marsh moth
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bateman tries to escape from the motions of his ordinary life

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doomed yuri

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(pick blueprint)

cerulean lotus
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Play flushes on the first ante. They are easy to make and give tons of chips and mults. If you dont get a good joker early try to level up flushes a bit so you survive the first ante without spending much.

marsh moth
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balatro university's presentations on youtube can help you get up to speed on the basic tactics

marsh moth
chilly wave
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Get dna and sell chad ??

sharp tide
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"The plant is a well designed boss blind! You can just use glass cards!"

cerulean lotus
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And never dip below 25 unless necessary

slate fog
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oh alrighttt

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ill keep that in mind, thanks!

cerulean lotus
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Also when you have excess money over interest cap you should re roll to see if you get anything good. I got toms of run saving cards this way.

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I know alot of my friends don't want to re roll thinking they are waste of money. Rerolls are necessary if you have a bad setup.

chilly wave
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Get showman now ?? Or make more steel kings ??

spring sphinx
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Thanks luchador… i guess?

dapper pasture
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High card es clave

keen yarrow
dapper pasture
vital ferry
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i can't go to the shop

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what can i do

icy onyx
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I'm not replacing oops all bloodstone game the_plant

oblique hatch
vital ferry
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why cant i get in the cryptid server

dapper pasture
keen yarrow
limpid sparrow
vital ferry
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u wait for a few rounds u sell them then they give u stuff

limpid sparrow
vital ferry
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ill name the one i know

vital ferry
# limpid sparrow Name each and what they give

black: for every 4 rounds held it makes 1 random joker negative when u sell it
gold: for every 4 rounds held it makes a negative soul card wheb u sell it
i usaully play on deck of equlibrium so i only pick these 2 when i see them i have no idea what the others

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but u can check on google

rustic radish
dapper pasture
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Thx!!

rustic radish
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My best run was actually a high card run i think, something like 2.7 billion

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As my best

vital ferry
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but that doesnt mean i cant rejoin right

broken turtle
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Que es más inútil canio o chicot

narrow vortex
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Almenos con chicot te salva de cosas como la planta o el agua

hasty fulcrum
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Hola

narrow vortex
dark anchor
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مرحبا الرجال

lilac bobcat
sharp tide
lost tangle
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The fucking rar corrupted cuz this piece of shit usb now I have to fucking do it all over agian

worthy phoenix
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I didn't know

latent hemlock
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Well now you do

lone vault
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i just got photochad from a riffraff

worthy phoenix
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Well now at least I know

halcyon sequoia
ancient plover
sick ice
slim junco
vital rover
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Vro

lavish jackal
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or the last

vital rover
lavish jackal
vital rover
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Oh actually i did that

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the screenshot is 1 day old

lavish jackal
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ahh ok

patent flame
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Thanks for the free win crimson buddy

jaunty tiger
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yay first blue deck win

vital ferry
upper blade
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Best way for unlocking liquidation voucher?

void spear
buoyant bobcat
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Man I might buy the game again on PC just so I can mod

slim junco
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Give me good seeds pls

jaunty tiger
void spear
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Good job, yellow is my fav

latent hemlock
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o7

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Rip random person that got hacked

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(I think)

buoyant bobcat
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Yeah they were probably hacked

vivid island
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i was trying to report that message but it didn't work balatrojoker

jaunty tiger
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idk if i screenshotted it lemme check

quartz dawn
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Im thinking.

buoyant bobcat
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I'm a real blind skipper so throwback has always been one of my favs

jaunty tiger
quartz dawn
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If im being honest, i do not know what to do rn in this run

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Do i take voucher? Do i take hanged then do jumbo?

glad oriole
quartz dawn
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What i should do

buoyant bobcat
#

Personally I'd just take the hanged man

glad oriole
jaunty tiger
#

ngl idk what hanged man is useful for

glad oriole
#

save up your money for interest

buoyant bobcat
glad oriole
#

ice cream beats ante 1

glad oriole
quartz dawn
#

Ima take a GAMBLE.

glad oriole
#

more consistency

glad oriole
quartz dawn
#

Ok nvm you were right i should have went to next round

buoyant bobcat
jaunty tiger
fossil ermine
quartz dawn
smoky lake
#

Ive gotten more negative brainstorms than brainstorms i swear

slim junco
#

Hi

quartz dawn
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Take banner and bootstraps?

slim junco
#

Do you guys have any tips to get the trophy that says you gotta win a game on the green chip thing?

royal vault
#

BROTHER

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ANTE 1 2 LEGENDARIES

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BRUH

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BRO

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@grizzled field

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ur hacked btw

sharp tide
#

Any xmult should get you there

zenith wadi
#

Listening to celestial theme with noise-canceling headphones hits different

void spear
quartz dawn
#

PHOTOGRAPH MY HEROOOO

worthy phoenix
halcyon sequoia
worthy phoenix
quartz dawn
#

Rng…

tame plover
#

a nice challenge i randomly came up with is winning without changing in any way the deck, it was fun

cobalt maple
#

this is the second time in the past few days that i've gotten canio on abandoned deck... like, i was working on abandonded deck a few days ago, got the canio and rage quit from it to finish red deck, and now i'm back on abandoned deck and it happened again (first time wasn't gold stake either, pure 1/5 chance)

marble fox
#

1-10 how is this run im gonna restart it

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its lagging so much

open ravine
royal vault
#

I lost

open ravine
royal vault
#

the what?

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ohh

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the display thing

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1 sec

open ravine
slim junco
cobalt maple
#

damn that's insane, my first ever run winning with obelisk was gold stake

royal vault
cobalt maple
#

i just got lucky and got it after spamming high card all game

royal vault
#

tells u all the info abt what your jokers will do in that hand

open ravine
#

Good

latent hemlock
gleaming valley
#

Baron?

open lagoon
#

i’ve gold staked black deck, nebula deck, and zodiac deck, what’s the next hardest?

terse ferry
#

This STUPID FUCKING GAME

neon wren
#

green

terse ferry
#

THE WORST FUCKING GAME

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won’t give me the right FUCKING cards

paper summit
#

It’s there a leaderboard for the highest value on each card in a seeded non-endless run?

terse ferry
#

I HAVE 8 FUCKING TWOS

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WHAT THE FUCK

abstract parcel
#

Misery comes in 2s, Mr. Meeseeks.

paper summit
#

I want to know what the highest value on a Wee or Fortune Teller possible is.

abstract parcel
#

Ok, let's try and have it focused on Tarot for Fortune...

raw hare
#

Bolatro

broken vine
#

Who dies for golden ticket, most of my deck isn’t converted yet

abstract parcel
#

If we have Blueprint (or Brainstorm) and Cartomancer, we start a round with 2 Tarot. That's a +2 if they're both used. Then, let's assume we use all three hands for Vagabond, we get a +5 per round. That, unless we move around the Jokers, maybe a +8 or +11?
I'm theory crafting here, Chixen. It sounds silly, but it would make for a fun joke run.

abstract parcel
broken vine
abstract parcel
#

Crap, you're right. Hold on... Are you playing mainly kings?

broken vine
#

I’m planing to pivot to it

abstract parcel
#

If the goal is to get rich quick, a full hand gives 20 bucks, which is a +8. You could have the Baron as the copied card...

broken vine
#

Since I can’t just fix my deck

abstract parcel
#

Is your deck all gold?

broken vine
abstract parcel
#

You could get rid of Pareidolia if you trim out the unneeded fat, and maintain Bootstraps.

broken vine
#

👍

abstract parcel
#

That, and lots of copy cards will help.

broken vine
#

Thanks

abstract parcel
#

Your homies will be- by the All-Spark.

#

OH COME ON!

broken vine
#

Midas goes

abstract parcel
#

Ah well, if ya can't convert... just copy-paste.

broken vine
#

Right?

abstract parcel
#

The re-trigger will help you get 40 dollars a hand, that's what, a +16?

abstract parcel
#

Nice.

earnest monolith
#

My brother plays balatro (he is a begginer) and he SKIPPED A SHOP 1 BARON FOR DUSK

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Dusk!!!!

broken vine
#

Is that better than the sock since I’m playing high card for later telescope

earnest monolith
broken vine
#

Nope

broken vine
earnest monolith
broken vine
abstract parcel
#

Besides, with Bootstraps + Brainstorm, getting a full hand is a +32 if it's an all-gold hand. You've got this, Gadzooks.

slate fog
#

i thought was being a great run but the zero discards destroyed me

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oh wait i didnt know that of the seed :0 maybe i could try again

slate fog
spice helm
drowsy rivet
#

ya gane gg

spice helm
#

It was the seed of all spectrals

slim junco
#

guys

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wait mb

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wrong one

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do i do it

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embrace the photo chad

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or apply for the madness

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THE VOICES DEMAND TRIBUTE

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THE VOICES DEMAND TRIBUTE

zinc forge
#

do you think someone's gf actually left them cause they played too much balatro

slim junco
#

it just gets worse

abstract parcel
royal vault
zinc forge
slate fog
#

guys i think im gonna win for first time

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i do have to do a 300 000 blind when my last was 75 000, but i have the skull joker that saves you if you get the 25%

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im so excited, hope i didnt understood it wrong

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omggggg my first win

zinc forge
spice helm
#

With me no bro im single as hell

#

But i think it happened

slate fog
#

okay i lost two rounds later, but i passed the 8 antee :3

manic salmon
#

wenas

slate fog
#

wenisimas

manic salmon
#

¿todo bien?

abstract parcel
#

Hurray, we won against Green Stake... huh.

slate fog
#

its on my list of things to not do!

dry cedar
#

Lol what are the chances

manic salmon
supple bolt
dry cedar
#

Negative sock

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Like the one joker I needed

abstract parcel
#

WHAT?!

#

No shot...

dry cedar
#

Invis copied sock too lol

abstract parcel
#

Hell yeah, Gary.

abstract parcel
#

A Golden Ticket Run could mean... 60 clams a hand. Jesus.

#

A Buskin is a blessing as is, but a Negative? Man...

sonic lodge
#

BRING ON THE MULT

fallen goblet
#

holaaa, should i take invis and sell photo + chad? really not sure what to do atm

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playing flush 5 kings all with red seal

fallen goblet
#

ended up getting the invis and selling photo, then sold chad when invis was ready and copied brainstorm

#

found an antimatter voucher and found photo again, also picked up bloodstone since i’m playing flush five kings of hearts

patent elbow
#

Abal Tro

light quarry
patent elbow
#

wdyt of my jokers

trail crypt
zinc hazel
#

funny number go brr

solid imp
#

i can see how not having to manage econ can be usefull

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for new players

zinc hazel
#

oh good lord Throwback fucking made me rich

abstract parcel
#

Thoughts on Painted Deck? I feel like the trade-off of one less Joker in exchange for a +2 hand size was worth it. While starting off with four jokers was not ideal, it was still workable, and a couple Negatives rendered my concerns a non-factor.

abstract parcel
#

How?

ember night
#

I lost this run

zinc hazel
#

Current Jokers as of Ante 6

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playing red deck

ember night
ember night
zinc hazel
#

holy fucking shit

buoyant bobcat
#

I've been playing Balatro on game pass but I wanted mods so guess who just actually bought the game!

waxen adder
#

I GOT A FUCKING NEGATIVE PERKEO

buoyant bobcat
#

Now I've gotta unlock things again mr_bones

waxen adder
#

NAT NEGATIVE PERKEO

abstract parcel
zinc hazel
#

yo wait if i play my cards right i should be able to beat this boss blind (will be skipping small and big blinds)

#

nevermind i might be cooked

#

BY THE GRACE OF THE HOLY GRAIL I DID IT

#

kJIOJODD

oblique hatch
#

Balatro.

zinc hazel
trail crypt
#

yo

oblique hatch
trail crypt
#

estaba jugando cryptid mod igual

#

con el otro mod q añade más jokers mario

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y me toco la lampara de aceite glicheada

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daba x3 de valor al joker de la derecha

#

op

oblique hatch
#

Fino señores

buoyant bobcat
#

My computer is going to implode

#

It's still going

#

It's on 75 seconds

#

I should've gotten animation skips bruh

#

Yeah it crashed

fathom fjord
#

Man I love this game

latent hemlock
sick gulch
#

ZAAAAAAMN

sick gulch
latent hemlock
#

Bout to sell dna

sick gulch
#

Damn

#

I got it

solid hazel
solid hazel
keen yarrow
valid badge
hard dew
#

Waht is going on here i cant beat the blind there is no goal

sick gulch
keen yarrow
sick gulch
# valid badge

Llevo jugando balatro desde mayo y jamás me ha salido un Blueprint o brainstorm xdddd

latent hemlock
# sick gulch Damn

I retried seed cuz selling dna was actually not the right option when it came to late game

drifting barn
#

My first e notation without brainstorm and no negative jokers (i am novice)

lean crane
#

I did it

gleaming valley
umbral hazel
#

I'm jonkling it 🕊️

spice helm
#

ANOTHER SOUL UNSEEDED OMG

terse ferry
#

Who balatroing in rn

spice helm
#

Yeah and of course i have to ruin it

unreal aurora
#

Fellas am I bad at the game or is Loyalty Card horrendous

solemn sierra
spice helm
unreal aurora
#

I'm still not fully committed to gold staking every joker but the thought of doing it with loyalty card terrifies me

#

Maybe with good planning it's possible for me

solemn sierra
unreal aurora
#

I mean I got gold stake with superposition

spice helm
unreal aurora
#

Then I got good scaling where I could just play high card thanks to blueprint and burnt

solemn sierra
#

I believe that's what it's called

unreal aurora
#

I guess that's the point

#

It's common so it's hard to get a free tarot

#

Vaga is rare and Carto is uncommon

buoyant stone
#

any mults in chat rn

unreal aurora
#

I would definitely take either of those over superposition but it was eternal and I won with it anyway

solemn sierra
sullen tiger
#

mult here

unreal aurora
buoyant stone
#

no like actual mults

buoyant stone
agile rampart
#

Hello everyone

#

Canio or tribulet?

unreal aurora
#

Holy shit I got the mythical 8 ball trigger

unreal aurora
lean crane
#

I'm stuck with Black deck on Purple Stake

delicate frigate
vital rover
delicate frigate
lean crane
unreal aurora
#

I have gotten past Orange stake with Black deck

vital rover
unreal aurora
#

Still haven't tackled gold.

lean crane
#

Can someone give me tips for Black deck?

unreal aurora
#

If you can't get econ or some mult going by Ante 2 it's usually jover

vast raft
lean crane
lean crane
vast raft
unreal aurora
# lean crane I know how it is, I need tips for Purple Stake 😭

My strategy for purple+ is:

Try and beat the first blind in one hand. This maximizes $$$

Do not buy anything in Ante 1 except if it's a strong/scaling joker, an important voucher, or you're playing something like Nebula deck so you can get a planet card. Those early can be SUPER STRONG. It's entirely possible to beat the Ante 1 boss without jokers in most cases, although specifically for Black deck I may say to break this rule to grab some mult because that -1 hand is lethal

Don't skip ever unless it's econ tag in ante 1 or you're playing Anagylph

Others may have better advice but that's been working enough to get me far in most runs. Just gotta make sure you keep econ rolling so you can make yourself stronger if you begin to fall behind in score. Oh yeah definitely keep track of how much you're scoring so you can plan for future antes

lean crane
#

Or is it the same

unreal aurora
#

This is how I have beaten Purple and Orange on Black deck 👍

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As well as most other decks

lean crane
#

Cuz' I already got half of the decks in Gold Stake

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Including Green, I suffered

unreal aurora
#

Black deck really is a lot of restarting sometimes

lean crane
#

I wanted to cry

lean crane
halcyon widget
#

Balatro Balatrez está Jugando a balatro

lunar hound
#

least lucky face card run

dreamy wyvern
#

Hi!!111

nova shore
wintry skiff
dreamy wyvern
lunar hound
#

it has evolved

dreamy wyvern
dreamy wyvern
fiery lynx
#

dame un labubu un que un grr un tuc tuc tac

#

dame un gr un que

halcyon widget
#

nestea de maracuya xdddd

#

si la verdad que si

hollow vault
#

I cant belive that I lose these jokers 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Im dizzy

fiery lynx
#

tuc tac 🤣

mental raft
#

NO WAY

agile rampart
#

Nestea de marakuya?

limber belfry
#

first time winning a balatro match

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yes i joined the discord server just to send this

#

🕊️

hollow vault
#

me gusta mucho todos del localtruck

agile rampart
#

Que nombre es ese

mental raft
#

Bromita

agile rampart
#

De dónde eres ?

hollow vault
agile rampart
#

Colombia

limber belfry
agile rampart
#

Nunca oí hablar de ella

#

Has probado la granadiña

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Es deliciosa

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Guau

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Yo solo pruebo hit

hollow vault
agile rampart
#

Es un jugo de fruto tropical

mental raft
#

Perdi la partida

agile rampart
hollow vault
#

you are no alone @limber belfry

mental raft
#

Se me crasheo el juego y cuando volví a entrar habia perdido

hollow vault
#

Im anxious to see Balatro Multiplay version will be crazy

mental raft
#

A que sabes, a maracuyá?

#

No

#

Soy un condón

hollow vault
#

🤌🤌🤌 como eu faço pra ganhar? fool

mental raft
#

No se que dijo pero miente

limber belfry
#

mas eu consegui a base de flush e mult

#

tava só com ouros no baralho e ganhei mesmo com a boss blind de debuff pra ouros

mental raft
#

Oh

fiery lynx
hollow vault
fiery lynx
#

ainda não consegui

limber belfry
#

e as marcas

vague maple
#

Estuve hablando inglés todo el tiempo porque no encontré a alguien que hable español
Buenas

limber belfry
bitter sonnet
#

Baltimore is my favorite game

fiery lynx
#

ela tá competindo com alguém então, verifica isso aí

limber belfry
fiery lynx
hollow vault
limber belfry
fiery lynx
limber belfry
limber belfry
#

refenrenci

fiery lynx
limber belfry
upbeat basalt
#

Me too

small kelp
quartz dawn
#

B a l a t r o

unreal aurora
#

Gold Stake with Anaglyph done yay

icy onyx
#

Mad obelisk

cursive surge
#

zamn

clear vault
#

Balatro

zenith gulch
#

im awsome

sage copper
#

Hi

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How are you?

#

Bored, but nice

worthy phoenix
#

Tips for winning the purple jackpot?

#

I'm stuck in that pit

sage copper
zenith wadi
#

I don’t think I’m gonna win

#

Seeded run btw

#

Imagine on plasma deck…

sage copper
#

Help, i don't pass in here
And my luky is so bad

worthy phoenix
#

Yes yes

worthy phoenix
#

Pozo morado

#

No puedo salir de ahí

sage copper
#

X2

worthy phoenix
sage copper
#

Y siempre que hago más partidas pierdo por mala suerte o por malas manos

sage copper
#

Como el comodín pequeño

worthy phoenix
worthy phoenix
#

Pero mi suerte no es la mejor

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Y como que no me salen muchos comodines de fichas

crystal dune
worthy phoenix
#

It is the plasma deck

subtle nimbus
#

i dont even go past ante 4😭

deep vale
subtle nimbus
#

how exactly? Yes i do know what photochad is but

deep vale
#

just use it

subtle nimbus
#

and i forgot

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i started like

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2 weeks ago

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so

gaunt ridge
#

asking someone to use photochad is horrible advice for ante 4 😭

deep vale
#

dont talk to me my highest ante is 6

gaunt ridge
#

(in all seriousness my highest ante is 23)

subtle nimbus
worthy phoenix
#

Did I start well?

gaunt ridge
subtle nimbus
#

why

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perkeo

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never used it before

gaunt ridge
#

getting early perkeo has a 99.9999% chance to screw up your run

subtle nimbus
worthy phoenix
subtle nimbus
#

on how to like

#

b a l a t r o?

#

no i mean

#

h o w t o b a l a t r o

deep vale
#

idk

subtle nimbus
#

and

deep vale
#

i think i deleted it on accident sorry

#

next frank album delayed by 10 years

subtle nimbus
#

how do yall get over 900m 😭