🎙・server-chat

[supple ivy]

Hello

[obtuse snow]

h-hi,,,,,,o//o

[supple ivy]

[obtuse snow]

blushes and twirls hair

[supple ivy]

Hi baby what if we go for a King of spades?

[dusky forge]

yea i'm pretty sure everyone would agree

[obtuse snow]

yes please uwu

[supple ivy]

[dusky forge]

egg

how many dollar...

[robust crypt]

Is balatro going to update?

[woeful condor]

best romance novel EVER

[supple ivy]

LOL

[delicate zephyr]

Ok

[woeful condor]

yeah I think so

[robust crypt]

Or he just leaving it as is

[woeful condor]

Localthunk said he had some reworks in mind

[dusky forge]

matador is a filthy bastard and should be destroyed

[robust crypt]

Lol

[delicate zephyr]

So it’s really really really really really endless without ending ending without can play endless

[supple ivy]

Now that I think about it, how do they theorize it would be now?

[delicate zephyr]

[supple ivy]

[woeful condor]

idk lol

[dusky forge]

Watch some videos and stuff it really is endless idk how to prove it to you

[cloud halo]

i never got the matador hate i think its a decent econ joker

[woeful condor]

It's just that most of the time it's a brick

[supple ivy]

I would say that the matador would serve as a challenge where you don't earn money or interest.

[woeful condor]

the omelette but better

[supple ivy]

Or risking You to fail more times if Dont use The matador as well

[woeful condor]

honestly yeah I could see it as a great challenge

is there perhaps a mod that adds custom (and quality) challenges?

[delicate zephyr]

There’s No Video

[supple ivy]

Lol

[dusky forge]

i can guaranteethere are videos of people playing balatro

[woeful condor]

balatro never existed it's all in your head

[delicate zephyr]

I mean there’s no Video people saying it’s endless or not

[dusky forge]

[dusky forge]

Okay i will explain simply
Watch a video of someone playing the game of Balatro, not whether it is endless or not

Just watch someone playing the game

[delicate zephyr]

Ok

I just saw that many say this is my best run etc.

[supple ivy]

Triboulet would be proud of me

(I know it's not the original Balatro deck but it's the best there was)

[dusky forge]

Just watch a damn video

[plush dragon]

i just beat blue stake

[supple ivy]

Congratulations

NAAAAHHHHH

[frigid cove]

jesus christ

[supple ivy]

XD

What The fuck xd

[dusky forge]

what

[woeful condor]

I'm full (house)

[supple ivy]

They hacked a guy xd

[dusky forge]

That's happened to me before lol

Got my account back in like 20 minutes because i have 2fa on everything

this is a good time to put out a PSA about putting 2fa on your stuff

[unborn swan]

Photograph in chat

[tepid fable]

hi, What is the latest current version of the game?

[unreal aurora]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/18341289441212160922/F5105C1732908D6C4EF9E63A0AFD8B7401BD56E6/

Another Gold Stake win!

The eternal Superposition was locked in at the start when I was doing straights but then finding Burnt Joker + Chalkboard had me pivoting to High Card and then Blueprint sent it to the moon

[pure sparrow]

whats your opinion on 8 ball

[wooden girder]

Guys

Should me and my gf do a photograph and hanging chad cosplay

[delicate zephyr]

Bought it

[wooden girder]

Or a blueprint brainstorm cosplay

[wooden girder]

Good with Chad

Underated imo

[pure sparrow]

yes

very mch

[dapper saffron]

guys i just hit naneinf

[pure sparrow]

show

[wooden girder]

She nan on my inf til I Balatro

[pure sparrow]

when will rick marry andy

[dapper saffron]

wym show

[pure sparrow]

screenshot

of nan

[dapper saffron]

how do i screenshot

[pure sparrow]

what device are you on

[dapper saffron]

switch

messaging on phon

bro im not lying

[pure sparrow]

ah

[dapper saffron]

naneinf isnt that crazy

[pure sparrow]

send photo

[dapper saffron]

are you serious

ok

[pure sparrow]

amazing

[wooden girder]

We didn’t say you were lying we just wanted to see 😭

[rose oak]

Thicc boi

[abstract parcel]

While my Lucky Horse Gently Weeps (this fortune is so beautiful...).

[pure sparrow]

how many oops do you have

[spring sphinx]

:(** ** i though it was a good start

Ok

[delicate zephyr]

It’s so fun

I am ante 2

Now

[plush dragon]

i need to start lucky cat maxxing

[wooden girder]

theres no need to be mean

we dont wanna bully you

it is a good start some people dont beat their first run

but the way you were talking about it sounded kinda arrogant imo

[nimble pawn]

4 blue boys 4 brain boys neg perkeo 242 crypids now im looking for another ecto

[stiff wind]

imma post this and disappear for a week

-# i wish that mod was real

[maiden kayak]

161 of clubs

plasma deck is drooling

[solid gate]

this game is insane

[wooden girder]

Madness, even?

Perhaps… odd, Todd?

[wooden girder]

"I... I thought we were even, steven!"

[digital fable]

If you use Odd Todd and Even Steven and do a 2 Pair with even and odd numbers it opens a portal to Jimbo Lands

[minor atlas]

Hiii

[bold tinsel]

we're at the finale of the balatro deck tournament

its down to yellow vs nebula

[wooden girder]

CHAT

MY GF SAID WE CAN DO A BLUE PRINT BRAINSTORM COSPLAY

SHES GONNA PAINT HERSELF BLUE

[blissful geode]

no this game is balatro

[blissful geode]

relationships goals:

[nimble pawn]

i have too many crypids

[bold tinsel]

what deck do you think wins?

[glad oriole]

you can never have too many

[nimble pawn]

im making 10 every round 😭

my game is getting too laggy

[blissful geode]

Oh god

[nimble pawn]

ima do the giga hand its taking too long and im not going to 39

[glad oriole]

your taking too long

[nimble pawn]

i had alot of crypids ok

[novel hearth]

i love how this boss blind is just pointless most of the time. Only erratic left before c+

space joker hard carried scoring

[rose oak]

almost none for the majority of the run but got it natural negative and got to ante 25

[digital fable]

Chonker is that good

Can't wait for someone to get lucky to Naneinf

[daring saddle]

hey a persona mod

nice

[rocky timber]

how do I turn on crash reports my game keeps crashing and im not sure why

[neon mulch]

Skipping for the win

[wooden girder]

I

AM GOAT

Call me a pagan

The way I worship this idol

[flat osprey]

ts ace still higher than a 161 of clubs 💔

[wooden girder]

This shit ace?

[flat osprey]

it can also mean "this"

[daring island]

buzzword

[flat osprey]

huzzword

[rocky hearth]

i just had to skip 2 blueprints cuz i cant afford it 😭

nvm i just bought one

[terse ferry]

Who here balalaing

[obtuse pier]

[zinc forge]

yawn

oh my old avatar

[keen jasper]

congratulations , road to c++ then

[obtuse pier]

exactly - thanks a lot

[hard hemlock]

which was the two worst

[obtuse pier]

my last two tbh - black & nebula

[hazy drift]

Who’s out here grossing their Michael

[dry scroll]

nice

congrats bro

[flat osprey]

I'm photoing my chad right now

[coral vector]

gros Michael

[plush dragon]

help

[whole cipher]

one of the best dopamine farms in the game

[neon wren]

(spam above, mods removed)

[slim junco]

Just missing a neg blueprint or 2 to actually go bonkers

[whole cipher]

naw that run was shit straight booty in the shop besides the mime and bluprint

[slim junco]

😦

[slim junco]

Who out here socking their buskin

[whole cipher]

on checkered deck + had the turn all face cards into gold before this

im getting some nasty starts

do i sack one of the heartstones for the dna synergy

[wooden girder]

This my green goblin mask 😭

[wooden girder]

No

Flat x mult from what I’ve found is never better than on score x mult

[whole cipher]

heartstones didnt hit and i lost

:D

[zinc hazel]

dang it i was 10 away from the funny number

[acoustic tendon]

Rip bruh

[zinc hazel]

i saw that

don't try and ping me and then remove the message

[coral pebble]

What we thinking abt this pull

[hasty harbor]

she gros on my michael till I cavendish

[zenith wadi]

Hell yeah

[light merlin]

Ectoplasm making my Juggler a negative 🔥 🔥 🔥

[glad oriole]

if you have a juggler selling it has the same effect as using an ectoplasm

therefore juggler op

[sharp compass]

Got a beautiful run on zodiac deck with cartomancer campfire and blueprint
I was literally acting like a maniac as I sell the consumables

One of the few runs I'll never forget

[obtuse snow]

womderful

[hoary fog]

gambling noises intensify

[glad oriole]

why is tyler ninja blevins gambling in the balatro server

[hoary fog]

Because Balatro

[glad oriole]

oki

👍

[silent bloom]

Lengendaries hate me

every time i get one i lose next run cuz of bad luck

[zenith wadi]

Which do I sell?

I might sell gros michel

[wanton oak]

I'd sell loyalty card ngl

Unless your desperate for mult

[zenith wadi]

Yeah I’ll sell loyalty card

Chicot

[wanton oak]

He was then given chicot

[wanton oak]

Yep

Very sad 😔

[zenith wadi]

And then I’m gonna lose the run

[kind solar]

Deadass js saw one of my teachers playing balatro on his computer

[zenith wadi]

Yep

[zenith wadi]

Crazy

[wanton oak]

W teacher

[zenith wadi]

Balatro should be taught in schools

[wanton oak]

Imma try this seed

[dusky patrol]

Father or mother ahh decision 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[vague pilot]

I love socking my buskin

[abstract parcel]

How to make lots of moolah? I need to get to $400 in Balatro.

[wanton oak]

Playing 3 oak so far, ante 2

[slim junco]

GUYS IT JUST HAPPENED

[abstract parcel]

By the All-Spark... what did you get?

[wanton oak]

AYYYYYYYY, nice

[slim junco]

THIS IS THE RUN

[slim junco]

OKAY RATCHET OPEN THE SPACE BRIDGE

[wanton oak]

He was then dealth chicot

[slim junco]

IS HE GOOD

[wanton oak]

DAMNNNNNNNNNN

Yorick is quite good

[slim junco]

YEAH

[wanton oak]

Just discard as much as you can

[slim junco]

OKAY

[abstract parcel]

Bro, y'all getting free mult amp for gunning for better hands.

If you have say, 5 discards max, you could raise the mult by 1 per round.

[lavish jackal]

unseeded

[slim junco]

woah

[supple ivy]

It's real

[abstract parcel]

Let's put it this way. You start with x1, right? Let's assume you have 3 discards to start, that's 15. In five rounds, you'd go from x1 to x4, and still have 6/23 racked up.

[wanton oak]

I lost ante 5 😔

[supple ivy]

I would like to have the royal balatro deck but I don't have it.

The intention is what counts

I just realized that the photo is upside down XD

[rustic valve]

yorick my beloved

[harsh ivy]

bro balatro pesk

peak

Best souls like

[wanton steeple]

I would buy a pack of jokers if it's ever offered

The cards are nice but the real appeal is the jokers

[zenith wadi]

That’s what my dad said

[abstract parcel]

Thoughts on this setup? It got me to 100k, and I managed to pull off the 4 Jokers or less challenge, and winning in 12 rounds or less, and by extension, 18 rounds or less.

All in all, discovered 3 Jokers in one run.

[indigo solar]

I can't find the assassin's creed on the spade's deck customisation.

[abstract parcel]

Is there a mod that may have replaced it? Mods can be kinda weird at times.

Ezio and Friends.

Had to check real quick.

[indigo solar]

Thank you!

[abstract parcel]

Hey, it's what we do. So used to seeing them by franchise name that I ignored 'Ezio and Friends'.

[opaque shard]

Hey chat

[shy gorge]

I LOVE TV

[opaque shard]

It's TV Time!

[abstract parcel]

Whoo, we got Stuntman!

[slim junco]

GGs

[knotty moth]

this is hella late but, OWHHHHHHHHHHHH i didn't know

[abstract parcel]

Fellas, I'm off to face the Red Stake... what deck would be the best course of action?

[wanton steeple]

all them

[pseudo parrot]

balatrito balatrin

[abstract parcel]

Wait, Small Blind... Ohhhhhh.

[abstract parcel]

Thanks man, I had to re-read to know how to proceed.

[slim junco]

I CANNOT BELIEVE MY LUCK TODAY

Negative YORCK

YORICK

RANDOM SEED

i will post seed for u guys after im done

Finally hit 1000

[abstract parcel]

Nice.

As for me, managed to clear Red Stake on my first run thanks to a decent selection.

[zenith wadi]

plasma deck is wild

[abstract parcel]

I can only imagine, I barely unlocked the Zodiac deck.

[waxen fulcrum]

[slim junco]

🖼️🧏‍♂️

[zenith wadi]

ive only beaten white-blue stake on green deck

[abstract parcel]

Hmm? Lemme see...

As in, you've gone from White stake to Blue consistently with Green?

[zenith wadi]

yes

[abstract parcel]

Hmm, I feel ya.

[zenith wadi]

purple, orange, and gold are the only stakes left i have to beat on the green deck

[abstract parcel]

You got this.

[kind hedge]

heyy ya
hello

[zenith wadi]

im not playing rn but thanks

[plush tartan]

I just beat Gold Stake for the first time!!1

[slim junco]

Beautiful.

[slim junco]

LESSSGOOO

[plush tartan]

fellow spanish speaker

[fringe sorrel]

sorry

[hasty phoenix]

🔫

[slim junco]

Ty boss

[digital tusk]

did they even send a link or just screenshots

[lunar verge]

And off with their access with the server, get rekt scammer.

[slim junco]

It's screenshots but the link is embeded in them

[magic schooner]

Guys i only have one deck left to gold stake :)

[digital tusk]

black deck?

[magic schooner]

Nope, i actually beat black deck my fourth try funny enough

Green took me like 11?

I climbed the stakes by going left to right then right to left back and forth like that

So the last one is red

[half plume]

jumpscare

[magic schooner]

I forgot there was a card deck that rules

[slim junco]

Bretty gud

[magic schooner]

Also cool wood paneling

[slim junco]

Shame there's no foil/holo varients but ig you could just get sleeves for similar effect

[worthy granite]

I wish I could have that

[half plume]

Yep, it’s from Fangamer; a company I heavily respect

[chilly mulch]

i love you localthunk

[fringe sorrel]

HEEELP

[royal vault]

genuinely sick and tired of this bitch

just commited control R

[whole cipher]

lineup of doom

2016 GSW starting 5+ sixth man

[royal vault]

lets do dis shi

[whole cipher]

woa what seed is that

[royal vault]

1 sec

idk if it will load right because it is modded

IDMOMKYN

when opening the seed

youll be greeted with the mega arcana pack tag on the small blind

hit that

and then you get a trib off the bat

I dont think I have a certain spectral card unlocked and I got lucky with the ankh

[worthy phoenix]

I love you bro❤️‍🩹

[barren wolf]

Mattman Moment

[lilac barn]

guys do do i use blueprint and brainstorm on shoot the moon or mime

or one for each

[unreal aurora]

Is there some kind of internal rule that makes golden ticket more likely to appear if you have golden cards?

[lilac barn]

yes

[unreal aurora]

It's so weird how as soon as I have a gold card in my deck it just appears in my next shop

[lilac barn]

it only appears if you have a gold card

[rare yew]

There is 🙂 it can only appear if you have one or more gold cards!

[lilac barn]

oh shit local thunk

hi guy

[unreal aurora]

Interesting! Is that the case for the Glass and Steel jokers too?

[rare yew]

That is correct!

[unreal aurora]

That explains SO much wow

[golden snow]

And stone joker and stone cards and lucky cat and lucky cards

[unreal aurora]

Also can't believe I actually got to talk to the man himself. Love your game man you're an inspiration to me as a dev

[turbid sphinx]

holy its

[unreal aurora]

Looking at the Steam page again and WHO is this guy lol

[turbid sphinx]

savage joker
+130 chips if hand contains four of a kind :33333333333

[lone vault]

ok what do i do now

blueprint and brainstorm are practically useless

right now

[terse nymph]

Why are you brainstorming the hearts mult card

On Ant 4

[unique elm]

[unique elm]

besto joker fr

[terse nymph]

Is that MF Doom

[lone vault]

i rearranged it

then i lost

[true lichen]

having the best of my time :D

[wooden girder]

Holy shit it’s the guy

Mr Balatro himself

Abandoned deck with idol it’s cool

[true lichen]

For me idol is so random

Today ill select aces then 2

[true lichen]

Then a king of diamonds

[wooden girder]

This same seed I got three invisible jokers

[true lichen]

Oh wow

[wooden girder]

Yuh

Super fun

[true lichen]

:D

Probably don't get the idol

Build ruining tactic

[wooden girder]

I already cleared my whole deck out of anything but twos

You take idol when your deck is already fixed

[true lichen]

Phew

[wooden girder]

People misunderstanding idol

And calling my babygurl bad

Breaks my heart everytime

[true lichen]

I can understand it

But it takes a ton of time

To destroy all the cards

[wooden girder]

Well I usually tend towards flush five

So I’m already deckfixing most of the time

Like I had an ancient joker run

My whole deck as wild red seal polychrome kings

[true lichen]

Wowzers

[wooden girder]

And then I find an idol, switch to luckies, find a perkeo, and yippee! E108!

[true lichen]

So

I picked a new relationship

With yorchick

Forgot how to pronounce the name lol

That and blueprint

Is amazing

[wooden girder]

Yordork

[true lichen]

Yes

[wooden girder]

🥱

[true lichen]

What's the issue?

[wooden girder]

His names York k

Yorick

I was making fun of him

[true lichen]

Fr

Sounds like a slav name lol

[wooden girder]

I prefer trib

Cuz again I’m a flush five merchant

An idol merchant

Seriously dude think about it

Idol can be as good as a LEGENDARY JOKER

[true lichen]

If u make the right setup

Yeah

[fluid arch]

I was thinking about designing a war (card game) roguelike

[wide tinsel]

Oooh, i'd play that.

rougelikes are my comfort game

[hidden dragon]

I'd also play that war is my comfort

[gritty zealot]

[lyric vine]

is eternal invis joker possible?

[slim junco]

Nah, some jonkelrs are blacklisted from getting certain effects

Like food items from eternal

[tardy hound]

who made balatro?

[agile pawn]

me. i made balatro.

[pure sparrow]

you dont get it

lebron is goated

[slim junco]

John balatro

[timid holly]

it takes one google search

[chilly mulch]

guys what are your favorite jokers

i like that one joker

[cedar glade]

has anyone gotten their balatro playing cards from pcgamer like in a decent amount of time

As in are they in stock and readily being shipped

[chilly mulch]

i ate mine

[burnt falcon]

Where is it

[wanton steeple]

I can finally go touch grass now

[chilly mulch]

guys if you see a jon guy dming you he may be recruiting for a balatro pyramid scheme idk though

beware these people

[vivid island]

the way to take them out:

[chilly mulch]

[plush wagon]

hg

[wide lagoon]

GG!!

[hazy condor]

Hello friends

[wanton steeple]

It's been real guys but now I must go until the update drops

[spring sphinx]

Ive got completionist

Not + or ++

[tardy hound]

yall

how much balatro cost on mobile

i forgot

[hidden dragon]

depends on where you live?

just check the store lmao

[tardy hound]

bro

js tell me

[hidden dragon]

check store lad

[tardy hound]

its not showing for me

thats why im asking lil bro

[hidden dragon]

a teen trying to lil bro

holy

its 129 here at least

thats what I mean w regional pricing lmfao

lil bro doesnt understand regional markets

[jaunty carbon]

I think off the top of my head it is either 10 or 15

[errant zealot]

Bruhhhh

None of them got sealed

😭😭😭😭😭

[tardy hound]

alr thanks

[errant zealot]

It’s free with arcade

As well

[jaunty carbon]

apple arcade has so many games on it

[willow bane]

They dont work if you do it on a seeded run

[wanton steeple]

If u have ur own copy on steam u can make ur own apk

[errant zealot]

It wasn’t

I rarely touch seeded runs

[solemn elm]

stake progress is disabled by default on steamodded iirc

[errant zealot]

Just to clarify

It was a generic like balatro + game

So it’s like bruh

And I’m going completenisiot ++

I presume it’s a bug just a lil sadge

[hidden dragon]

never seen that bug before tbf

and its not uncommon for people to run steam-modded without thinking

[tropic iron]

looks inside

[wanton steeple]

I should probably check out some modded balatro now that I've 100% the game

[stiff wind]

looks inside
horse
horse
horse
holy fuck is that yahi a mouse
horse

[blissful berry]

4 in a row pog

havent actually done that in a while

[brisk zinc]

can i

ok yes i can

[harsh ivy]

Peak on screen rn

[brisk zinc]

selling chad was definitely the play

[brisk zinc]

not a bad run

[patent elbow]

does anybody have a comparison of normal balatro and JokerPoker Balala's jokers

[sonic field]

Please idol give me some time to make the last diamond a heart (made some hearts diamond because the head)

[patent elbow]

Hi! : Hi!

[inland edge]

[sonic field]

Saved it 😎

I should take it right?

[inland edge]

Spongnob

[sonic field]

Watch me reroll from the needle to the plant

I'm gonna take it

[vivid island]

-3 hand size 💀

are you playing flush five?

[sonic field]

Yep but i have dna+bp bs

Oh shit

Please don't be the needle

Or the psychic

[vivid island]

oh, then at least you can still play a flush five

[sonic field]

The pillar

[sonic field]

Also i was playing this run from saved run and after i reached ante 8 i realized this is seeded I'm not that lucky to get 2 natural negative legendarys

Shit i forgot the pillar does this

I still won with three of a kind?!

Yes i have retcon

I am now INVISIBLE

I'm gonna take it because -1 is gonna give me infinite hand size

[timid cedar]

[tardy hound]

the menu music goes so hard

[formal nova]

Oh wait

uh

[tardy fox]

Hmm what comes before the number seven?

[rapid hill]

Thats very easy its 4

[tardy fox]

Sounds fantastic for me

[glad oriole]

yeah it’ll work like that trust

[sonic field]

Thanks i found baron mime and more BP's and now i hit nane purely with hand size and now I'm on ante 40

[glad oriole]

ggz

[fleet jasper]

say that again?

[tardy fox]

The fantastic x4mult

[livid basin]

i wonder when we will get the content update

[livid basin]

smeared joker is crazy

[fleet jasper]

couldn’t find anything else

[twilit wharf]

shiny

[glad oriole]

i mean abstract kinda sorta somehow works

[jolly talon]

I don't think any joker would've worked for rubber, boykisser

[glad oriole]

are u calling me a boykisser

cuz u’d be right

[jolly talon]

Yea

[jolly talon]

I'm scared because I'm a boy 💔

[glad oriole]

dont worry i dont do it without mutual interest

[vague pilot]

Would you rather have yorick,or sock your buskin?

[patent flame]

I will come for u

[jolly talon]

No sorry I was lying I'm not scared I want one

[patent flame]

And kiss

[jolly talon]

Fir what

[jolly talon]

Ohhh

Saucesome..

[glad oriole]

o

well too bad

wahaha

[jolly talon]

How could u..

Oh wells

[abstract parcel]

Mornin', fellas.

[frail bane]

For some reason I was kicked from this server

[inland edge]

Gay

[abstract parcel]

That said, best advice to reach $400 in Balatro?

[bleak monolith]

I hate the needle sm I keep getting like sub-500 points away from winning and its actually pmo

[vocal marten]

[real sparrow]

The easiest jokers for this are Mail-in Rebate, Golden Ticket, and Reserved Parking. These are the econ jokers with the most potential. Fix your deck towards the desired characteristics: all one rank for MiR, all gold for GT, all faces for RP.

[abstract parcel]

Thanks.

[silk basin]

Brb

[proven vapor]

[dusky forge]

one billion dollars...

[solid imp]

cloud 9🗣️ 🔥

yeah i have seen ppl do it with golden tickey

[abstract parcel]

Cloud 9, Rocket, I'll have to look into- oh right... Face cards.

Yeah, there are still options. Thanks everybody.

[solid imp]

bootstraps can also help a lot

[slim junco]

Do you have to do it non endless?

Bull and plasma deck should be a really chill way to get 400 dollars if you can get into endless

You can use all other joker slots for money generators like egg and rebate

[vocal marten]

Just got e91 with an idol run on plasma deck by pulling a nat negative baron and rolling for serpent.

[barren geyser]

Chat i found out my PE teacher plays balatro

[stable prism]

So sad that balatro gets age restricted

[small kelp]

[quiet shell]

Somehow balatro gets age restricted while the thousand gacha systems in other games are fine

[tender kestrel]

I love gambling for anime women

[wary finch]

Does Brainstorm copy the negative effect of Merry Andy?

[glad oriole]

no, it also doesnt copy the positive

[wary finch]

Oh 🙁

[glad oriole]

its just incompatible

[wary finch]

Having an extremely blessed Plasma Deck run, I've been stuck on Orange Stake for months

Is the Red one my Brainstorm?

[flat osprey]

Red one is a copy

Did you use ankh

[wraith jacinth]

I'm done

[wary finch]

Finally beat orange stake on Plasma Deck, at long last

[wraith jacinth]

My only photochad run on gold stake secured it

[tender kestrel]

[stable isle]

is this meta

[dusky forge]

dogfish is cracked

[warm vault]

Sell the salmon shark save up for a mahi mahi

[stable isle]

just wait until you see rock greenling

[rare yew]

You got the rock greenling???

[stable isle]

yes brother

[rare yew]

OP

[stable isle]

one of the strongest hands in the game

[rare yew]

banned in tourney play because it dominated the meta, shame

[stable isle]

the pacific cod is really good too, but it requires some setup that you could only get in the late game

[rare yew]

Probably why atlantic cod is more popular in ranked matches, since they don't last as long. Takes less time to get online even if it's not as powerful late game

[stable isle]

I got these cards from a fishing trip in alaska

[rare yew]

Honestly I love that for you

[slim junco]

will balatro ever be playable in portrait mode

[stable isle]

the same fishing trip where a stray ember lit my pants on fire

[slim junco]

cuz I don’t wanna look like I’m playing Minecraft every time I’m playing it

balatro is way cooler than Minecraft

[stable isle]

I got more fishing pictures

none of them include fish tho

[slim junco]

that’s a funny looking cat

[stable isle]

it's a dog

also nice RUNE tag

[slim junco]

thanks nice ralsei pfp

[stable isle]

also this is a very peculiar sign in alaska

I don't know any other state with such a light pattern

[rapid hill]

Thats strange

[stable isle]

there is also a red and yellow variant

[rapid hill]

And how the yellow variant looks like ?

Just a Line?

[rapid hill]

If there was also cards with mushrooms I want every kind

[wooden girder]

Real af

Sometimes I’ll hold it sideways like I’m scolling or smth

When in reality I’m playing a flush five with 4 idol triggers and 4 retriggers

[supple ivy]

I accept criticism of how I play balatro in real life.

[spring sphinx]

Better joker lineup please

And cards need to be bottom right

And put a calculator on the left

[supple ivy]

Why if i have balatro calculator?

It's more lazy but minimal is better

Also the cards are bigger, if I had to put them at the bottom right they would take up more space

[lavish jackal]

gg second gold stake

[supple ivy]

Congratulations

[rapid hill]

I dont even know the rules so I see nothing wrong

Woaaaaaaaaah

Finally red deck on gold stake

[visual dew]

gg.

random seed btw

[blissful geode]

bal Chicot tro

[acoustic tendon]

Yo

[slim junco]

clicks start
game F4s to desktop

[bold tinsel]

we need balatro joker power rankings, give me top 10 jokers

[willow portal]

currently drawing as many jimbos as i can on Wplace

[digital fable]

Quick top ten
Blueprint
Brainstorm
Perkio
Yorick
Cavendish
Mime
Sock and bussin/Hanging chad
Invisible joker
DNA
Trading Card

[river drum]

hotline miami ahh pfp

[zenith wadi]

That’s what I’m doing

[real wolf]

In photochad and blueprint/brainstorm who do I copy

[zenith wadi]

Tbh either would be good

[real wolf]

Oh

[zenith wadi]

But maybe the ballot

[lavish jackal]

Photography

I have no idea, but I think I heard that if you copy a photograph, it scores more

[digital fable]

Copy the wall

[real wolf]

Yeah copy photograph better than ballot

[lavish jackal]

I already have black and green deck on gold stake, whats the third most harder deck?

[zenith wadi]

But with copying the ballot it’ll do four times, no?

[digital fable]

I personally would say that next hardest would be nebula

[zenith wadi]

Probably painted, cause four jokers

[real wolf]

Do I skip or sell Arrowhead

Or do I take

Oh. I don't have space

Oh and it's the vessal for the challenge boss.

[lavish jackal]

Photochad its x2 Again x2 again x2, if you copy ballot it's x2 again x2 again x2 again x2 again x2 again x2, if you copy photography its x4 again x4 again x4

[digital fable]

Why would you sell arrowhead? Isn't it negative in that photo

[lavish jackal]

I think it's the same

[real wolf]

I lost

[real wolf]

Yes.

[lavish jackal]

Both are x12

[zenith wadi]

Ahh ok

[lavish jackal]

I've been told nebula and plasma

[digital fable]

Well I think you have to skip since you can't lose either the photo or chad or you score to low

[digital fable]

Plasma?

[wooden girder]

Do not slander my goat

[lavish jackal]

Because it's a different game mechanic

[real wolf]

It was vessel and I didnt even make it to it

[zenith wadi]

Oh ok

[wooden girder]

Nebula isn’t bad but I hate only having one consumable slot

Green deck SUCKS

I HATE GREEN DECK

[lavish jackal]

I already have it in gold stake

[digital fable]

Fair but of you get a early chip joker your set

[lavish jackal]

[wooden girder]

Black deck is tough to get going but the extra joker slot is good

[lavish jackal]

But in late game?

[digital fable]

No it's hell, I hate it, it makes so many stagteries much harder

[wooden girder]

I think of it as a free ecto and +1 hand size for -1 hands

[eternal forge]

Put hanging chad leftmost

[wooden girder]

I mean free telescope you basically start with a free 10 dollars

[digital fable]

A few Xmult should work fine, with 5 card hands

[wooden girder]

You just have to choose a hand and stick with it

[eternal forge]

cuz u gonna want that big xmult from face cards

[lavish jackal]

Ahhh

[wooden girder]

Plasma is the best way to get thigh scores

I got E106 on a

You guessed it

[eternal forge]

plasma deck is so good the downside doesnt even matter ngl

[wooden girder]

Idol run

[ember karma]

Plasma feels like cheating

[digital fable]

I know but it makes it so much harder to thin and set you deck

[ember karma]

It kinda is

[eternal forge]

true

[ember karma]

Ngl

[wooden girder]

Especially late game because E numbers getting doubled doesn’t mean shit

[lavish jackal]

But nebula its easier than black and green right?

[wooden girder]

Ehhhh

Idk

[digital fable]

Yeah I would rank it 3rd or 4th hardest after those two

[gleaming valley]

Is this an official server

[lavish jackal]

Ok ok

[gleaming valley]

HELLO?

[wooden girder]

Yes twin

[lavish jackal]

Yes

[wooden girder]

Have some patience

[digital fable]

Yes little one

[wooden girder]

God damn

Bro waited two seconds

[gleaming valley]

HOORAY

[lavish jackal]

Lol

[digital fable]

Bro chose rage

[gleaming valley]

Smash or pass loyalty card?

[wooden girder]

I’d say magic deck is pretty mid ngl

Lowkey forgot it exists

[digital fable]

My man asks if it's official, gets mad after 2 second and asks what we would smash or pass, honestly respect

[ember karma]

Yea green deck at the Beginng antes are painful

[gleaming valley]

Is that -1 consumable slot?

[ember karma]

I hate green deck

[wooden girder]

It’s better in dungeons and degenerate gamblers

[gleaming valley]

Green deck is so easy

[wooden girder]

Nope

That’s nebula

That’s what I’m saying it’s forgettable

you start with magic ball voucher and two fools

[gleaming valley]

Nebula deck can f||rick|| off imo just saying

[gleaming valley]

I like thar one

[lavish jackal]

Green deck wasn't that hard to make in gold stake, it gave me more money than normal 70% of the time, although in one run I was playing with acrobat and I didn't get any economy in the whole game

[rapid hill]

Just play the game

[wooden girder]

Zodiac deck is kinda lame

[gleaming valley]

True

[digital fable]

Yeah it's not great, but can help with immediate directions when thinning deck or adding enchants

[wooden girder]

Ghost deck my beloved

[lavish jackal]

I got it in two days, with black deck it took more than a week

[digital fable]

It's amazing

[wooden girder]

Technically so can magic deck

[digital fable]

That's what I'm on about

[ember karma]

I love zodiac it makes everything easier

[wooden girder]

Guys pick my deck this run

[lavish jackal]

Vote the harder one guys

[digital fable]

Which is zodiac again

[bold tinsel]

nebula deck is the one that made the finals of the deck tournament i ran

[lavish jackal]

[bold tinsel]

start with tarot and planet merchant as well as overstock

[wooden girder]

Overstock tarot merchant planet merchant

[gleaming valley]

I like making all my cards hearts with magic ball fools deck because hearts are good with lusty joker and red stone

[bold tinsel]

technically clubs are the suit with the most boosts

[gleaming valley]

No hearts

[digital fable]

Seeing a oops must feel like a rush for you

[lavish jackal]

How do you get 4

[wooden girder]

He means the most synergies

[lavish jackal]

🤡

[wooden girder]

I got 3 invisible jokers

[rapid hill]

Sell one bloodstone and buy brain or no ?

[wooden girder]

Yeah I did

It turned into an idol run

[digital fable]

Hackings, Showman, invisible

[lavish jackal]

Unseeded!?? Crazy

[gleaming valley]

Get rid of bloodstone and take brainstorm and then copy jack twice with brainstorm and blueprint

[wooden girder]

As always

It’s inevitable truly

[rapid hill]

Of coooooooourse

[wooden girder]

Yuh!

[lavish jackal]

That's so lucky

[wooden girder]

Here’s the sperm if you want

[rapid hill]

Thats pretty good run

[wooden girder]

I mean seed

[gleaming valley]

Whale?

[rapid hill]

Definitely you mean seed

[ember karma]

No ankh or showman? Thats crazy

[wooden girder]

Nah dude on abandoned deck too lol

[gleaming valley]

I have a got take

Hearts are the best suit

[wooden girder]

Get ready to freeze over

[rapid hill]

Why ?

[digital fable]

Luke warm take at best I'm afraid

[wooden girder]

Cold ahh take

My fridge is hotter than that twin

[gleaming valley]

Bloodstone and lusty joker have the greatest synergy

[gleaming valley]

Fridges are cold, idot

[wooden girder]

That’s just blatantly wrong

[wooden girder]

Exactly idot

[rapid hill]

Thats the thing

[ember karma]

LMAO

[digital fable]

Almost like it's a joke, funny that

[gleaming valley]

Bro misspelled idiot

[wooden girder]

Who’s gonna tell him

[digital fable]

Bad news little bro

[ember karma]

Nice ragebait

[gleaming valley]

Abstract joker isn't very good on painted deck

[wooden girder]

Gold stake or white stake

[eternal forge]

he's not wrong though

[wooden girder]

Ok you’re rage baiting we get it

[eternal forge]

lusty joker gives +3 mult

then blood stone gives 1.5x

too op

[gleaming valley]

True

[wooden girder]

Credit card in the buffoon pack

[ember karma]

It is a good synergy but clearly Not the best

[wooden girder]

Gold stake or white stake guys

[gleaming valley]

? It's true?

[wooden girder]

I’m going nebula

[digital fable]

Half the time may I remind

[rapid hill]

Gold gold gold

[lavish jackal]

Gold

[wooden girder]

Allegedly

[wooden girder]

🥀

Aight

[eternal forge]

If u have oop all sixes it all time

[digital fable]

Yeah more 1/4

[lavish jackal]

Do you have C++?

[rapid hill]

Cs2 I mean

[gleaming valley]

Oops all sixes synergies with bloodstone?

[eternal forge]

fr

[wooden girder]

Nah I don’t care about that

I wanna have fun

[eternal forge]

oops all sixes blood lusty + blood stone

[gleaming valley]

That's what I'm saying

[eternal forge]

the most op synergy

[lavish jackal]

Ok play white stake

[gleaming valley]

There are better mult than flat mult lusty

[wooden girder]

Dude I beat every deck on gold stake

[eternal forge]

if we wanna make it even more op just add hanging chad + blueprint

[rapid hill]

Pull knife from the caseeeeee

[digital fable]

Wait till bro finds out about photochad

[wooden girder]

I play a lot lol

[lavish jackal]

But white stake is very easy to win

[eternal forge]

whos that

[digital fable]

Wasp

[wooden girder]

I already started the run I can’t go back now

[gleaming valley]

Bloodstone oops all sixes tribulete sock and buskin

[lavish jackal]

But if you want to have fun, why are you going to play gold stake

[gleaming valley]

And blue print

[wooden girder]

Because I like playing

[lavish jackal]

Ah

[gleaming valley]

Baron?

Good

[digital fable]

It's overrated

[lavish jackal]

Shoot the moon

[rapid hill]

No

[lavish jackal]

Best joker

[eternal forge]

dont wanna be rude but no one knows who "photochad" is

[ember karma]

With mime and steal cards

[gleaming valley]

I like shoot the moon more than baron because I don't have enough handsize without doing the triple chicot glitch seed 7KEF18NZ

[worldly basin]

💔

[rapid hill]

You cant be serious

[lavish jackal]

Fr

[rapid hill]

Photo joker and hanging chad

Photochad

[digital fable]

What are you on about

[gleaming valley]

7KEF18NZ give you 2 natural negative chicots and a regular cuicot by ante 3 but you need showman which appears in the shop

[eternal forge]

I only know hanging chad from these two

[digital fable]

Do you play balatro

[eternal forge]

yeah I have 2 hours of balatro

[gleaming valley]

Yes

[rapid hill]

Then dont speak please for everyone

[eternal forge]

I already beat red stake bro

[gleaming valley]

Hanging chad is really good

[rapid hill]

I dont give a damn shit

[lavish jackal]

Photography gives x2 on the first figure card played in the hand

[gleaming valley]

Seltzer is better

[digital fable]

Well done little one, I've got completion++

[eternal forge]

I didn't find it yet

must be a secret joker or sum

cuz ive been playing for 2 hours

[rapid hill]

With ancient joker it is good

[eternal forge]

beat 3 decks in red stake

and still couldnt find

[mighty sluice]

What would you guys do in my shoes ?

[lavish jackal]

Bro wanted to humiliate someone with two hours

😭

[slim junco]

Ante 9 and still no investment voucher? Ruff

[rapid hill]

He needed to be humbled

[digital fable]

Yeah trying to acted like you know every combo with 2 hours instead of learning

[slim junco]

Probably reroll unless you wanna replace 3oak joka with michael

[eternal forge]

guys I'm joking 🙏

I actually have 3 hours of balatro

[digital fable]

Micheal might be good for a chance at Cavendish

[eternal forge]

not 2

[rapid hill]

Plot twist of the century

[digital fable]

Nevermind sir, you are the goat of balatro

[lavish jackal]

Gimme a tip to do the "Have at least 5 joker cards with foil, holographic, or poly hrome edition" unlock

[mighty sluice]

Okay I’ve just gone and fucked the endless run

[eternal forge]

Exactly

[mighty sluice]

Well done lethal

[slim junco]

Gl in alimony and child support payments, interest is exponential

guys guess what

im getting good at Balatro

r u proud of me

[digital fable]

Run, don't, it sucks you in and you can't escape balatro

All I think about is balatro

[rapid hill]

Proof ?

Balatro is the Last thing I think about Im only playing it for fun

[slim junco]

One minute @rapid hill

[slim junco]

thats what they all say

[rapid hill]

But im playing it for one hour in days

[slim junco]

what do u mean Balatro is the last thing u think about

[slim junco]

well i just mean ive started winning more

[rapid hill]

I mean it how I mean it

[warped pivot]

got 2 brainstorm, plane and triboulet before ante 4..

[slim junco]

i have more progress now

[chilly whale]

any modders here that can help me out with something?

[rapid hill]

Thats good start

[slim junco]

thank u

[slim junco]

what does urs look like

[rapid hill]

Still havent unlocked some jokers, when im playing im more focused on decks

[lavish jackal]

You can get an eternal gros Michel?

Or it is impossible?

[rapid storm]

is this a W deck

Clearly I'm going to win

[zinc hazel]

How Unlucky are you?
Me:

don;t have a 7 nether a 2

nvm the last discard i had saved my ass

[lavish jackal]

I was playing with Ancient Joker before and I had 4 clubs in my hand, but in 2 discards and 3 hands I didn't get the fifth club

In green deck purple stake

[zinc hazel]

😭

[lavish jackal]

😔

[zinc hazel]

im still strugging to get a single new deck and still have not beaten the red,blue,yellow,green or black decks

[iron fiber]

new unseeded high score, unfortunately just could not find a single merry andy before i hit the serpent

[zinc hazel]

im quite literially eatting shit trying to beat any of these decks

[lavish jackal]

Black and green are the two harders

[lean crane]

I'd like to show my stats too

[lavish jackal]

Yellow its easy because the early free econ

[lean crane]

I think the gap between Green and Black Is pretty big

[lavish jackal]

Yes

Black its the hardest

[zinc hazel]

i think i got to ante 7 on red deck and ate shit when i saw the end and completely did a face to floor fall with my hand play

[lean crane]

I've already beaten Green Deck on Gold Stake

[lavish jackal]

I've already beaten Green Deck and black on Gold Stake

[lean crane]

I'm stuck in purple with black

[lavish jackal]

Black deck was my first gold stake

[lean crane]

You're a psychopath

[lavish jackal]

Green deck its my second gold stake

I got it today

[lavish jackal]

Im gonna do nebula now

[lean crane]

I got half of the decks on Gold Stake

I'm going for Erratic now

[lavish jackal]

Im Going from harder to easier in order

I lose all my progress one time

But at that time I didn't have any gold stake.

[wet mesa]

i am literally dying trying to do magic deck on gold stake

[lavish jackal]

If you play on pc just put a video or something on your phone and watch it while playing chill

I never play focused, it's very boring

[iron fiber]

using the starting fools on hermits was my usual strat, $40 in the first two antes is huge

[slim junco]

GG

gg wp

new high score tho

i think im getting the hang of it

[slim junco]

thats really good!

[slim junco]

wowww

[main jasper]

failed on ante 18 final

[lean crane]

Thanks, Spaceman...

[lavish jackal]

Round 2 bruh

Wait

[slim junco]

What Balatro does to a man

[gleaming valley]

Power