#🎙・server-chat
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If you want to lean into Triboulet, it could help, especially since it relies on Kings and Queens. You have three Uncommons right now, which multiplies things to 3.37... damn.
cats are at 3.25
DNA is an easy option, but I feel like you could offset it if you find other ways to dupe/transform cards, like certain Tarot cards.
both
True true, I'm speaking thanks to Baseball's multiplier.
I'd leave it as is, and would probably look into other options, like making sure you get as many Hearts as possible. You could maintain the amount of cards while also making sure there's only one suit.
i already have a lot of harts since i a playng on the checherd deck
Indeed, mainly saying due to Bloodstone.
id sell baseball for it
baseball doesnt scale that well
unless u get a bajillion gazillion uncommons
Pamoinha's also onto something. DNA could help dupe Kings and Queens of Hearts.
okey, i will sell baseball then
and deck fixing whatevers left
thanks guys
Helps lean into the whole thing of Flush Houses, Four and Five of a Kinds and such.
Hey, it's what we do, Mango.
no problem !!!!!
Besides, with DNA, I feel like I can lose the fear of the Hanged Man tarot and instead weed out any non-heart cards.
dang it
Hmm?
try getting a red seal on a lucky king and duping the shit out of it or sum
oh lol
Ah. NOOOOOOOO
would u get enough money
no problem ya !!
spon tang
How many Kings and queens ? I mean if you have them all hearts and many of them so then sell dna for sock
Guys what should I name my shiny machop in this pokemon game
Rocker
He powerfull
Yes sir
I made real life jokers
Shiny machop
do u do commissions
I made them free
Its fun to use a second one i'll do it
can i have one
For sure
I laughed
I already did rocker
But if you were quicker I woulda done that
I finally get the ultimate negative joker
The normal look is negative
So negative +negative gives normal
how can i get that
tutorial please
Its cryptid
showman didnt feel like working
Its a mod
what does that mean
Its a mod that gives unbalanced ideas to balatro
is it vannila or vanilla
oh ok thanks jesus
The community here is awesome. Had a first time chatter come into my stream which I am super new to and point out and help me fix my audio and screen resolution as I did not realize they were scuffed lol. Then he hopped off and I hit the plant and lost and went to bed lmao. o7
3 fps
I have been thoroughly blessed
Yeah im in Mobile and having other 16 mods
Wait, you can install mods on mobile?
Ah, I see
There's another server for it posted in the modding threads
Technically a no-no for genchat
😭 😭 no idea
can i have it
stop wheezing
https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/11406571481698407314/29BC8217A900A3A7EF71B0682E28F31D673E93CF/
I thought my Royal Flush was strong enough by now but NOPE
deck so ass the game blessed me so i didnt have to go through all the pain
Let us know if you hit the plant
can dagger destroy eternal joker?
No.
By their wording, they cannot be sold nor destroyed.
No destruction, no Dagger increase.
Goes to show that +3 mult compared to +4 mult from the planet cards isnt that big of a difference
Specially considering how hard it is to play straight flushes
WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Otherwise you lose anyways unless your hands are already around lvl 4 or 5
Iiwii
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I played a bit and then left to take a shower ill let u know
i am going to make a mod called the jonkler
mhm
just saw this, who the FUCK voted team b gng are we deaduzz 😠
wheel of fortune solos
which one won
B
no plant but i did get a perkeo
lmao
Lmao
Swash egg lmao
Chat one question
F12 or Windows + Shift + S to screenshot
its funny plus i dont have anything else to put in its place so
Wich one i pick
It doesnt work
I officially hate Space Joker 1 out of 17. Needless to say, your investment in a negative Space Joker was a bad idea. I also in 4 antes could only find 2 jupiters ;-;.
Summon a red card and press the skip button. (Alternatively, if the last planet/tarot you used was good, skipping for fool value is an option)
left one
Thanks man
It was a hard to choose
But i think right one its better for my run
thats fair i can see it yeah
also i still lost because i couldnt get to my queens and the -1 hand killed me
lmao
Thoughts on Abandoned Deck? I miss my face cards quite a bit. However, even if I wasn't able to get say, Fibonacci or Hack, I managed to endure with a couple negatives, especially with Space Cowboy and Shortcut (and of course, Baseball quickly replacing a common I had since the start).
While an odd deck, it was a fun challenge and helped me have a bit more consistency. Upper-mid rating, wouldn't mind playing it from time to time.
Idk abandoned deck its the easiest to manipulate with tarot, beacause of the missing face cards, and i love playing hack with wee joker or fibonacci in it
Yeah, it's the one pal that builds around weak units, but makes up for consistency.
abandoned deck is awesome, love that one
Me too
super consistent
It reminds me of a Spanish deck, if I were to gut a standard deck. It's strange, but I wouldn't mind re-visiting it to try and get Hack AND Fibonacci (I love Fibonacci, sue me).
it makes a lot of cards that otherwise arent all that pretty useful
even steven gets a fair bit of mileage out of it for example
Y'know the hand is good when it makes 6800000 calculations
El secreto jumpscare
EL SECRETO YA TERMINÓ
Eternal egg
Just finished Completionist+ with a nice Perkeo + flush run on Gold Stake Erratic Deck 🎉🎉
🥳
Mr. Balatro CEO clocking in for another ripper of a day
guys dm icecoldrudycooper and murrayio for femboy pics
What. Did. You. Do.
Ah well. As for me, it's time to take a crack at the Checkered Deck.
I love it because it's already so small so it's easy to fix
wth???
that happened to me one time but i think it was brainstorm instead of blueprint
First time seeing a duped joker’s card back?
Haha nakee joka
Checkered Deck, the closest step to attaining consistent Royal Flushes... it's beautiful.
Oye weeee
Que pasa we
Xd
🤑
Madre mía me e pasado balatro como 5 vez3s en una semana bro
Zi soy
woag... balatro reference...
Hi everyone
Y'know the baron mime build is going good when
Orange Stake is HELL
Even if they marginally increase the score
Tfw my highest was 420
And that was me actually yrying to squeeze every last dollar i had fooling plutos
broken
When play a hand it makes like 6000000 calculations
.
balatrito
💀 With all due respect, where is the UPDATE?????????
It's been 538 days since release. Local made a quadrillion dollars, why won't he hire some people to speed things up..?
I'm not mad, just extremely disappointed
Chat is this bait
There’s an update coming this year—not to mention plenty of patches that’ve been put out before now
Just be patient. He’s only one guy
I've been told "be patient" a year ago
There are at least ten thousand people that won't be able to play the game because they died
Like dude, GTA 6 might drop earlier than the first actual Balatro update, idk what else to say

Again, he’s just one guy 
Plus this was never really meant to take off the way it did
One guy isn't an excuse, dude made a quadrillion bucks.
He could afford hiring a thousand devs
Doesn't have to though, 2-3 more passionate people would be enough
I’m pretty sure there are people who help with making decisions/playtesting? But like, pretty much all the code and art is being made by him
It just hurts me to see so many indie devs winning the lottery to then never make anything out of it. Wasted potential.
I've been quiet for almost 2 years.. The dish is charcoal by now man
I love the game, i need new stuff...

New stuff is coming this year 
I hear "this year" every year
why does anything take time at all? think about that
ok call me idiotic with my decision but if this game rlly be thinking on the first ante that they can throw the hardest boss at me as if i got a couple thousand jokers and all my hands lvl's crazy good then i must be high or sum shii bc no fucking shot i can beat this without ever being asked once if i want to level up any hands
"this year" haven't ended yet
i wish i didn't have to wait for anyrhign. i wish the sun would blow up sooner than 10 billion years tbh
blow it up now
That's what i'm saying though, wasted potential
You can take as much time as you want, but the clock is ticking, people are dying
We aren't here forever man
538 days
new people are being born every day
get your kids hooked on gambling
that'll fix it
they won't have to wait as long for the update
I guess you are right, let's update Balatro for the next generation

I get wanting new stuff for your favorite game but also like, it’s not really all that serious? Just gotta remember that it’s one fella who’s got a life that’s most likely not dedicated to making Balala 24/7
if balala doesn't update in 3 motherfuck¡ng seconds i'll starve and die!!
it's not like they have broken the update promise at this point
Bro doesnt know Minecraft players💀
Take this 
46,483,200 seconds have passed since release
Back in the ol days we have to wait 8 years to get an update
You aren’t entitled to anything in this. If you want more content, and are already bored with what Balatro currently has to offer, play literally any other game.
Besides, the game is effectively complete. In the content drop we’ll be getting, it likely isn’t going to be that expansive, only adding a few features and patching bugs, maybe tweaking a few aspects of gameplay.
Not even true
Depends on the game i guess
Yeah
I have the same fear for Mage Arena, the guy made a quadrillion dollars and doesn't hire anyone.
Insane potential is being wasted.
Idk man, i'll wait, sure, but..


but people are dying
Idk if that's a truth nuke tbh, one is allowed to be a fan, wanting more content
Nothing wrong with that
Black deck unboxing
"entilted" uh
balatrito balatril
Anyway, good night 
I mean ngl you’re acting a lil’ entitled tbh. Thunk could just leave the game as is and then we wouldn’t have any new content at all. But he’s being cool and based and making more stuff for us 
balatro balatres balatri balatril
All things considered we’re quite fortunate he’s deciding to continue development, even if Major Updates are a bit sparse
Balatro balatrez está jugando balatro
Entitled seems like an exaggeration unless people are literally saying they deserve it.
balatreros balatraz balatril balatro balatro ortalab
i love gambling!!!!!
We all do Jane, it's what it's all about
do you play 21 or poker for gambling?
yo cuando me balatreo
balatro balatrito balatrez balatrear balatrito balatril

Anyone get that 400 dollar joker a lot? Is it good
balatro balatrez
full hasta la muerte
It’s not really good unless you can get lotsa planet cards
che balatro
Que pasó Balatro
che balatrito balatril balatrez balatrear
In general, stuff like to the moon, rocket, and cloud nine will be better econ jokers
Pero que balatrones
Ok thank you
che balatro
alguien tiene el mod de la baraja española?
Che balatro
The way it works is that it gives you $1 per unique planet card used. So with basic hand types, you’re only really able to get like, $12 or so off of it
balatrito balatril balatro balatrez balatro balatro
Flush
does anyone have the spanish cards mod?
balatrito balatro balatrear
balatreo balatreas balatreamos
balatro
this game is such bullshit sometimes omfg
ya lo encontre
i been strugglin to get past gold stake on red deck
welcome to the cards world
it took me like one try to get thru orange stake
balatrito?
it doesn't matter what strategy do you do, this game is luck
Me with purple stake
the game isnt totally luck-based but sometimes it damn well feels like it
balatri
?
yes
i lost?
"Where's Neru's voicebank?
"STOP NAGGING ME"
congrats!
Thanks! Honestly that only took like 4 attempts with red deck
I guess the previous ones prepared me
Awesome
Crazy coincidence the was the final boss blind when I beat blue stake
Honestly it's my favorite final one to face in most cases
Either I'm pocketing a negative I'm not attached to or it doesn't matter if I leave the cards debuffed
Hi
Sup
Where I can find memes? Is there a dedicated channel for those?
Nah people just post them here
Kasane teto mentioned yay
I TRIED TO PLAY ENDLESS AND I GOT TRIBOULET
oh wow cool
what am I supposed to do
Bite za dusto the oops all six
Okey okey
what’s the best legendary other than trib and perkeo?
Chicot has many memes so... Probably Chicot
Yorick I guess, but the context matters quite a bit more for ‘best legendary’
yorick is pretty good
yorick only stops being cool if you have sumt like burglar
like your opinion
merry andy + yorick and canio + pari
Again, the context matters, perkeo sucks on gold stake, but is incredible for white stake endless.
Chicot is useless on white stake but a life saver on Gold stake
your preference
well... chicot does have a bug associated with it (double chicot manacle)
Yeah, there is a bug, but that’s not really what chicot was designed around.
Chicot when facing the plant be like
Recently, I played the 20 challenges again. Here are the results:
Jokerless still being a 9s build is kind of funny
Wut
Best ouija I had was on Erratic deck right after picking up turtle bean. Had 17 or so 9’s from ante 2
Still battling my way in purple stake with the checkered deck. Really tough
I always get nuked in ante 7-8
Yo
How The Is THAT even Possible xd
Mods
Now that I think about it, how many times would it take to level up a hand to give an E or a naneinf?
where do you mod balatro at?
I just got lvl 567 on high card and bro is here casually with lvl 5134 flush five
What is that misprint ahh deck
Bruh
Ive been doing runs for eternity and i still cant gold the remaining joker for c++

Which one are you after?
Zanio and a few others like the satelite and invis
Oh and sixth sense
Basically most of them consumable jokers, except food im done with those
Any tips, idk if anaglyph still worht it or should i switch up decks?
Def switch decks, anaglyph falls off very quickly once you’ve gotten through most of the common jokers and close to 50% of all jokers
Blue, Yellow, Ghost and Abandoned are the decks I would recommend for consistent wins
Yellow and Ghost for a good start (with ghost, you could sell the hex for effectively $3 and focus more on the spectrals that appear in shops)
Blue for great scaling, and abandoned for immediate deckfixing, making more than just pairs easy to get
Yellow is one of the Best decks to start new stakes
maybe abandoned is the way to go, imma try more stuff
Abandoned p ez yeah
Yeah, goood starts is what matters more in gold stake, atleast for me
Yeah, hands like 4oak and straights are so much more reliable on abandoned. Shaking up gameplay is also pretty good
A lot of runs are doomed in gold stake if you get an awful start, that or maybe im just bad lol
It can be difficult to save a brutal start
It's very hard to recover in gold if you start fumbling before ante 3 yeah
Not impossible but definitely not easy
If you can break past that though the rest should be doable
Especially when going for c++, since you kinda have to shake your jokers to get a good amoun of them off the list
Im on a few left and sometimes you are just searching for one that you dont have sticker on that might be useful in the slightest to your current run
Nice
cooked so hard
ive never naneinfed before and i cant believe i did in unseeded
Hey
how do u have a soul up there? 💀
Just sharing my last run where I got Chicot (I literally lost the round after it came out) Lol
didnt feel like using it
Mods
ive been playing the same hand for 15 minutes...
according to my math 260 re triggers per card
Youre spanish?
Yeeees
Wouldn't matter since u already won anyways
Yes but I would have liked to continue lol
Mime reactivates steel cards gold cards
If you are using reserved parking
Mime retriggers for another chance for money
You have shoot the moon
Each queen held in hand retriggers again for more mult
Got baron?
Mime retriggers all kings to give x 1.5 mult
No problem!
Mime also retriggers raised fist
Does Mime also re-trigger Blue Seals?
Yes
Scoring e83, ante is e88. Do I have to sell perkeo here??
Newbie is back lol, came to ask if getting multiple copies of showman does increase the chance of getting multiple copies of a joker more frequently? (ex. getting more copies of blueprint/brainstorm more frequently) or should I just get one showman and pray for more copies of blueprint/brainstorm?
Dunno how showman works
You only need 1 showman, having more doesn't affect anything
This game play too much 🥀
8th deck on gold stake down, and about 1/5th of gold stickers on jokers down now
how to mult
mult
Woah straight flush build
Balarto
doing a dna build on nebula deck when i usually play flush builds, and i looked in a celestial pack and expected a jupiter on instinct
i’m geeking
muscle memory
i get that I'm that way with plutos lol
85% of my runs have been legendaryless naneinf attempts finally got it two days ago thankfully it took me two months of attempts and i threw a lot of runs that couldve made it
I got the big number literally first try last week. I sat down and started a run and was like “hmm today I will naneinf” and got nan on the same run the next day.
-# sorry for flexing my luck I guess
😭
Fellas, how viable is King? I'm kinda curious to break the mold. I've relied on Straights a bit too much, and need to broaden horizons.
That and they were the free Rare I got via tag.
UPDATE: Guess we're doing the King's Gambit (a King-heavy run).
This was an interesting way to win Orange Stake.
Now I'm suffering on Gold Stake.
(Magic Deck is the only deck on Gold. I've got Abandonded on Purple)
kings are very viable because many cards synergize with them
Baron, triboulet, Sock&Buskin, photograph, etc
the main thing to watch out for is plant
I'll keep an eye out for that next time I get a Baron.
ngl the plant is either no problem or a middle finger to the face
i have lost many runs to the plant
No problem late game if you don't rely on face cards.
Straight middle finger if not prepared early game or relying on face cards.
I've lost to the plant a lot too.
baron is often not a great joker to pick up. without very strong deck fixing, it's not usually that good of a grab
Personally, I hate the water.
Ruins so many of my early games.
that said, it's very strong in endless when you have the money to fix up your deck
in honesty, shoot the moon is probably better for ante 8 runs
I never really care abt the psychic so i just ignore its effect most of the time
+13 mult often is better than x1.5 for the 3 or 4 held in hand targets early on
But this one time i had a run with 2 hand size and i died to the psychich
The Psychic is probably the easiest to deal one.
Yeah. Not fun.
Wait what challenge is that
Luxury Tax.
Every $5 you have, -1 hand size.
At least it's not Cruelty
Yeah.
I just spent spare money on rerolls to make sure I didn't lose hands.
credit card is really funny on that challenge as it actually gives you hand size if you go into debt
Dang thats funny
I managed to get to ante 5 on Jokerless using Full Houses.
But I lost to the Eye. (I dispise the Eye)
My friend had 4 credit cards this one time and had $-68 or smth like that
I dont play the challenges
Im so close to Completionist
I just need those last vouchers.
Which you looking for?
The last joker I got was Glass Joker.
It was pain looking for that.
what's funny is I had an erratic deck where I managed to flood my deck with jacks
and couldn't find hit the road
The game was telling you to hit the road
mine was stone joker and then I just had magic trick and illusion left
Yeah,
I’ve got Illusion and the one for reaching Ante 12 left to get.
the straight flush run wont hurt you
the straight flush run in question:
R u tryna win?
dont u have slots
Lemme see ur deck
are u playing in painted or smth
Huh
Can i get a screenshot of ur deck btw
vamp it is
Thanks
i think vamp
Sell vamp yeah
ok
ok
Copy only ticket until your last hand. Then double copy yorick
yes yes
God speed
You're welcome @tidal echo
wat the
canvendish arrived
Im seriously considering killing midas for cavendsih
might be dumb
but its cavendish
ok ok
What to sell here ??
Is Rusty's Retirement free?
Eh?
I heard about the collab
If it's a card art then it's free
But idk what ur talking abt
Idk. Ive never heard of this game
YES
the five yorick dream
Let's see how far u get
Why do u have so much money?
Coulda rolled for planet cards. Just saying. Potentially if you get enough you might make it
stockpiling gold cards tends to do that
Like .5% chance
But
Fun run tho
GOLD
Good. That's the only way to play
the luck was lucking
The plays were playing
this build really only works if your deck is fixed or semi fixed
i had like 15 kings
Hi clippy from Microsoft notes app
latro
oh so now this fucking joker wants to appear more
ok this game is just insulting me now
I have a MSI Katana GF66ug with i7-11800H, 16GB Ram and NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3070 Laptop GPU.
But I have terible lag in-game, like 23-45FPS and sometimes even lower than that. And from ante 20 or so, the game shows a notification where it says "Calculating" and then I have to wait longer and longer for every ante, until it finally completes the ante.
No thermal throttling and practically no load on the CPU and GPU.
Anyone knows why?
I had this happened to me twice but for the Stone Joker.
Luckily I still ended up stickering that before I got 149/150.
What speed are you running at and are you running windowed or FS?
Speed is non-relevant as this happens on 4x as well. I'm running borderless
Okay well it is relevant at ante 20 on a laptop processor that's 3 generations old and mobile gpu but 👍
Play in fullscreen only and try running at 2x, if it's still lagging for you
maybe a driver issue
I'll test.
What I meant by non-relevant was that it happens at any given speed.
Hey ned, calm down
balatro
no way that's the name of the game I can't believe you said that
Weird thing is. I can run games like Fortnite, Borderland (entire series) and Expidition 33 without issues even at higher resolutions and 120 FPS
balatro
which really doesn't guarantee your chances at winning balatro, but doing the best just ensures you have more lucksos
as with any game that has cards..
ok well maybe there are card games where you can %100 percent win by doing a certain strategy
It's a combination of things, mostly just the game not liking being in borderless and numbers being very large after ante 14
Found the balatro joker in edinburgh on wplace
Deltarune is inevitable
So I was curious about something
You can sell an invisible joker to get a other one
Then sell the other one to get an easy $8
Can't endlessly sell them tho
Thought that was interesting
Neat
You can’t ever escape jimbo
He is every where..
??? is that kevin spencer
there is no way im playing on an i5 with integrated graphics and 8gb of ram
0 lag game is super smooth
you should not be lagging at all
Probably theirs lots of stuff its cool to look around ur area
Seems odd to me too.. Especially since I get 120+FPS in other demanding AAA titles. And while playing Balatro I get tops 30% CPU and 16% GPU load and thermals peaking at 50°C
do you have the bloom on?
thats like
the only thing that makes me lag to a degree
i always have it off
but again its because i dont have a dedicated gpu
No bloom, no crt, no shadows. 1920x1080 (tried fs and borderless) doesn't matter if I have vsync on or off. Mipmap level 8.
thats crazy
have you tried opening up a different game
or have you only been testing balatro?
I run every Borderlands game at 120 fps at highest settings (even with mods). Fortnite runs at 120 fps at highest settings. Expedition 33 runs at 120 fps at high settings.
Cyberpunk runs at 120 fps at high settings even with mods.
im reading a couple subreddits of ppl lagging with good pcs
the few that actually reply that it got fixed
say they js reinstalled
their gpu drivers
Perhaps worth a shot 😁
since you have an nvidia gpu you should have a reinstall button right there
Yeah. It's on the Nvidia app
lmk if it helps
youtube when they see any sort of poker mechanics vs when they see a cc exploiting children
just won my first gold stake on a 4oak card sharp 8 ball build
Too many blue prints
frfr
"copy-right infringement"
sorry that was a bad pun-
hot take but i think straights should be worth more than a flush
you're on something not onto something
On something
i swear
BAHA
theres a resebmlence
great minds think alike 
idk man by that logic all jimbos look like the mask
maybe
I guess it's probably the giant smile
Sadly it didn't work. Also tried forcing Balatro to use the Nvidia GPU instead of the integrated one. But still the same. Gonna try a full reinstall later.
isnt it already using your ndvidia gpu?
Yes. I just tried other solutions from other threads.
rip
?
look at this fanmade joker i made
4 jokers foil
i fucking hate that mod
what mod?
dont try and deny it.
i am playing with QOL mods

i respect tboi but NOT those faces
what lore implications does the existence of Maurice bestow
bugs
in the universe
of balatro
ladybugs
especiallymaurice
maurice 👍
Me
why
Because I’m the goat???
balatro multiplayer players
and smart balatro players when it comes up and is the correct play
but I’m bad at Balatro
then why you askin
the multer
Omg yes
what the actual hell
Is very easy
Hello played balatro for thr first time
DNA gave me win
but here's the e22er
Rate da setup 🔥
yeah I think I saw him in my house once, he took the living room tv
Were you watching bananas on the tv?
Why is the game so eazy
10/10 I have my phone at the lowest brightness and can't see shit
What us this for
I'd say the bananas were watching me
This is my first time play
Is’ts good?
how high is your hologram?
Cuz it’s white stake
most of the time, yeah
Is the game balanced around white stake or gold stake I forgets
Whatt that
?
wait till they hear about black deck gold stake or jokerless
Holy peak
Yooooo
My personal favorite
U need some base mult
Me neither bro
After ante 8
Me neither
I though game was hard
I win 44.000.000.000
Congrats
It will get hard eventually
On first game
i probably should've phrased that in another way
i just noticed bruh
I mean
I usually just think like that when I'm typing in servers cause I've been in some that ban you for stuff like that
I've been banned before by ppl that just had a dirty mind
🤓
Fush five not enough?
e12 it sais what is that
is there no rules channel
Balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, es un estilo de vida. Respiro y tomo Balatro. Si tuviera un hijo lo llamaría "Full House" y si tuviera dos les pondría "Doble" y "Par" para mejorarlos a nivel 18 y que rompan las ligas de jefe cuando sean adultos. Brindo por Balatro, Como por Balatro, este me hizo mejor persona, y cuando tengo el celular descargado, cierro mis ojos para jugarlo en mi mente. La rueda de la fortuna dicta mi vida. Siempre tengo un plátano en mi bolsillo para sumar puntos. Me identifico con el Joker "Misprint" porque mi estado mental es así de inestable. No puedo subir las escaleras sin pensar en Balatro y el dia que mu3ra espero que pongan en mi tumb4 "Mur1ó en pleno Balatreo". El unico corazón que quiero es el de la reina. Mi papá cree que estoy mal, pero él no sabe lo que es ser la carta más alta de la familia. El día que el juego ya no tenga fans es porque ya no estaré en este mundo. Porque yo... Soy el Balatro.
Bravo
I love gd cologne
#📜・rules ?
it only shows up for me when i click this, not even in channels & roles
the only rule is you must hate obelisk
where all my cavendish fans at
balala
banana
i hate it and dont understand why anyone would use it
Here
holy shit hanging chad balatro
yes thats me, hello
bro today i got a run first round i got banana 2nd round i got cavendish
i fucking love cavendish
whats your relationship status with photograph
Wonder of you
calamity
guys what if instead of calamity wonder of u made you really freaky all of a sudden
Guys
i wonder...
are the rumors true you broke up with photograph joker
i cannot disclose
no i wonder
Does Balatro have an end?
i cannot disclose
Or Can You Play It endless
nan-inf
i wonder of u
it ends on ante 9
So I Can play it Infinitiy
me when i lie
shhhhh
until naninf
thats the true ending
good luck though
And After that?
well you cant beat naninf
I dont Like Games with an ending 😭
you cant score infinity
youl be trying for a while to get there dont worry
its like ante 30
one gajillion chips please
Ok
I would buy if it has no ending like infinity Gameplay
HELL YEAH
Dk
Dawg most runs don’t make it infinity in any route like
what
Scaling exponentially means you eventually can’t keep up
Ante 37
Ah
A roguelike is a game that changes every time you play it basically, like Balatro
You will never have the same run twice and you can do as many runs as you want, so it has no ending
Agreed
At some point during a run the game won't be able to calculate the hands you play/ have to score, so it effectively ends there
But that is usually after a verylong time
Yeppers
What is yeppers
Fair enough
Ok wait
I mean doesn’t every game end? You can get “everything” in any game
Again to be completely sure, you can continue playing Balatro indefinitely, e.g. as in principle Brawl Stars, Minecraft and so on or so continue playing without end
Dimension named the End:
Yeah
Ok
Look up what a roguelike is i think you'd like it
Ok I am buying it because You Said it doesnt has an ending
Bunco is not running can anyone tell me why?
what if there was a real version of balatro
youre playing on the easiest level and got the best joker in the game
Nvm I’m the goat
It's worth it
Bro tryna act nonchalant 🥀
We all know you like the number getting bigger twin
im hard
ANTIMATTER VOUCHER LETS GO
when plant
Already beat it
lol
I think
Just saying bc I dont want a game that end
waste?
ohh noo my 100 hour long story game eventully has an end what ill do
lmfaoooo
what about the ominous second plant
the tree perchance
i might play balala now
did yall see that brainstorm cosplay on r/balatro
i can't believe they took joker poker balala out of the Google play store
Im sorry
that person looked soooo pretty 🥺🥺 they should cosplay more jokers
I though game was it
I’m doing a jimbo cosplay
genuinely talented asf
they what
yes pls
no way it's the
guy
I dont mean to be mean i love baltro
a silly?
Am very happy to make this much
they took joker poker balala out of the damn Google PlayStore 😔
It just kinda comes off as aloof
worst moment to be alive ever
blyat :(
Killing myself
Halo
сука
GYAAT
what is the point of a phone anymore?
CRAZY BRAINSTORM COSPLAY
oh god it's the X2 guy
Yep
yeah I think it's cause it had very poor reviews
@obtuse snow
I am The X2
Bomboclaaaat
you and @obtuse snow should probably kiss or something
fotografia🗣
im just saying, a good player with trib on white stake wouldve get e19
eg!!!
Indeed
Papel perforado 🗣️🔥
Triboulet
omg it's the Generate a negative copy of a random consumable at the end of the shop guy
when i get it on any run i always loose
but here's the consumabler
Just saying bc I dont want a game that end
What?
its balala no waste here
I get you, it happened to me a lot of times 
I Said I dont want a Game that has an ending
Yes balatro has no ending
Ok
Guy you all agree?
balatro's ending is your imagination
WHAT




