🎙・server-chat

[slim junco]

Ankh parking for maximum trolling

[patent flame]

Yes

[quick wedge]

I lost my house

[slim junco]

zkl

[pastel plume]

you should get the Handy mod, it seems to work for me

[terse ferry]

Who here balalaing

[granite drum]

me!! me!!

[light hare]

latro

[granite drum]

balala

[tardy hound]

tro

[wooden girder]

The ghastly ghost deck

[pastel plume]

plasma deck is def the easiest

[vague parcel]

I started cutting the animation and thank god I did. I was running that thing for hours and it was e4000. Without the animation its been calculating for 930 seconds and its well passed e58000

15.5 minutes for reference lol

[nova shore]

you have handy?

[crimson crag]

a

[vague parcel]

I do not

I feel like I should get it

After it finished calculating this hand I’ll get it

25 minuted and e90k

[paper summit]

I’m making a joke mod, and I need some idea of what to call this joker:
X4 Mult if played hand contains at least one of every enhancement

[desert valve]

Seizure

[paper summit]

In leu of better options, I can go with that. I don’t exactly know what the art will be for that, but alright.

[nova shore]

#⚙・modding-general

[desert valve]

Me neither. Maybe just like a poorly drawn jimbo with weird eyes idfk

[turbid bolt]

chat I think i'm winning medusa challenge, not sure

casually scaling a hologram by +1.5x per round, faster than the average yorick or canio run, nothing to see here (seriously tho what on earth is this luck)

[vague parcel]

I think I’m gonna call it quits on the run. e132k and the way my Goldberg machine is working this thing will keep growing exponentially. Still happy with the final result but I don’t have the hardware to go any further 🤣

E132k and still calculating… 142k now

[wraith wharf]

i love balatro

LAST REROLL had a BARON

but this time is like the only time where kings were not my choice

[ornate cove]

Guys, I am balatring in job

[umbral vector]

AGuys

Which one do I sell?

Pls

I need a answer

Fast

Plsllzpls

[fringe zinc]

idk pair

you alr have x mult with hologram

whatever the pair x mult joker is called

[umbral vector]

Okok

MDGDJDJSJS

SON OF A

TRIBOULET

[fringe zinc]

isnt that solid? you're running scary face so its already kinda oriented towards face cards

unless you wanted to sell it ofc

[umbral vector]

Oh yeah

Lmao

[stable prism]

Erm

[slim junco]

GUYS is this good???

help???

[dusky warren]

pick it

[slim junco]

ok fine i will

[quick wedge]

Guys...

I lost my PC

[dusky warren]

someone can be so kind to pass me an image on each legendary in negative?

[dusky warren]

how?

[quick wedge]

Idk

[dusky warren]

anyway...

[quick wedge]

Idk/ni idea

[dusky warren]

si, ya sé/ yeah, I know

[quick wedge]

I lost my heart🥀🔥

[brisk bone]

beautiful

[quick wedge]

@astral trench

[tranquil gull]

tragedy in three acts ||(I couldn't find the Director's Cut)||

[narrow abyss]

I play balatro in Real life xd

[quick wedge]

Are you sure?

[tranquil gull]

RNGesus is on my side today, I was able to collect a straight flush and together with the ancient joker it was just enough for me to win

[umbral hazel]

I'm jonkling it

[prime glen]

Astronomer and constellation my beloved

[fathom fjord]

Me when I come across the evil and intimidating plant

[sturdy willow]

Trump's America 😔

[fathom fjord]

The dagger next to egg 😈

[slim junco]

GUYS

NEW TOP SCORE

IM SO GOOD AT THE GAME HOLE LEE

Getting there

[slim junco]

thank u

[reef python]

...

Natural seed btw

[slim junco]

The game saw you neg that photo and understood the assignment

[sick silo]

should i

[slim junco]

You're already gemmaxxing why would you make it bloody

guys

is this one worth it

i feel like idk bcuz the multiplier happens at the beginning of the round

[sick silo]

is that a no

[slim junco]

Yes, that's a no unless you're fully pivoting

guys help me i dont wanna lose

[sick salmon]

I discarded a royal flush before playing my first one to get blueprint haha

[brisk bone]

wow

natural negative mail

streamer luck fr

[slim junco]

almost done with balatro

just 2 more legendary jokers

guys should i skip violet vessel on round 8

what would you do in my position

are there worse round 8 boss blinds than this

[daring lagoon]

Bait used to be believable

[north crescent]

if you can score it dont roll

[slim junco]

is this a joke

[daring lagoon]

Don't reroll the blind

[slim junco]

ok

[zinc forge]

homestuck x balatro when

[slim junco]

what does that mean

[zinc forge]

what does what mean

[brisk bone]

new personal best

[slim junco]

homestruck

what is home struck

[zinc forge]

oh buddy

[slim junco]

how the hell.. how long did this take

[zinc forge]

this will take a long time to explain

[brisk bone]

uhh

not sure

[slim junco]

can u explain it please

[brisk bone]

homestuck is a webcomic

with a large fanbase

thags basically it

[zinc forge]

Homestuck, is a web series made by Andrew Hussie, its like longer than the Bible and its peak

[slim junco]

woahhh

is it a religion

[zinc forge]

no 😭

its a Fandom 😭

[slim junco]

ohhh

like mormon?

[zinc forge]

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ANY RELIGIOUS TOPICS

ITS A STORY THAT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE LONG THAN THE BIBLE

😭

[slim dirge]

there are too many 😭 emojis on my screen

[halcyon flame]

there was no retcon 😢

[slim junco]

GG

[halcyon flame]

not GG

im angry

i spent 24 antes trying to find retcon

i didnt even get directors cut

just the same planet merchant voucher like 3 times

[slim junco]

ive never been more upset

I was 450 away

[slim junco]

u gave me bad energy and then i lost

[halcyon flame]

my bad

ill make sure to spread good karma your way next time

[zinc forge]

that made me think there was a hair on my screen

[slim junco]

lol

[lucid pivot]

Ikr 😭

[wary talon]

i had this game a little while ago

[obtuse snow]

hanging chad

[slim junco]

It's da goat

[tired verge]

What have i even steped in to i was gonna chat abt balatro but this seems more intresting

And my godamn ps5 broke down so i cant play balatro, cuz its nor on ps4

[zinc forge]

https://mspa.chadthundercock.com/read/1

just read it to understand

[tired verge]

Bro what the fuck is this

[slim junco]

Don't do it, coming from someone who literally followed HS and Problem sleuth from start to finish

Hussie's work is a mind virus that will infect everything you love by proxy

[lean crane]

GG Golden Needle

[zinc forge]

its lore

[zinc forge]

never finished it

im too lazy tbh

[slim junco]

You didn't miss anything post Act 5 tbh

[zinc forge]

ah

im at like

hold on lemme check

[slim junco]

If you met the Alt kids just stop there it doesn't get better

[zinc forge]

4090

[indigo latch]

guys how do i get the perkeo png file

wanna make perkeo on wplace

nvm

[wanton steeple]

Open the exe in 7zip

[indigo latch]

nothing happened

[wanton steeple]

Are u using 7zip

[indigo latch]

yes

see

[spice helm]

What is this joker 🥀

[wanton steeple]

Right click and extract it then

[indigo latch]

damn

i thought that every joker had his individual sprite

so this is the most biblically accurate perkeo

anyone wanna help me to take perkeo to life on wplace?

[supple flame]

Hell yes

im there rn

r u in an alliance? where do u wanna do it

[slim junco]

danggg

[jovial bramble]

Started playing this game a couple weeks ago and I still havnt beaten one💔 but I just got this

[supple flame]

Yooo thats fire

[jovial bramble]

Fr

[supple flame]

get rid of splash asap tho

[indigo latch]

i can send u the place on dm

[supple flame]

alr

[jovial bramble]

Why

[supple flame]

idk its just kinda bad

[jovial bramble]

Alr

Ty

[supple flame]

nw

also dont worry you will die multiple times before.u get a win

i have played the game for 6 months and i only have like 10 wins 😭

[slim junco]

skill issue

[supple flame]

true

but i got all the achievements

like my joker collection is done

[slim junco]

bruh

with all the powerfull jokers and still cant win

Just watch Balatro University then since you're still having issues with fundamental econ gen and scoring mechanics if you're somehow still on white stake with everything unlocked

[opaque shard]

Jimbo for president

[zinc forge]

peak

[oblique hatch]

I love balatro

[slim junco]

i love balatro

[slim junco]

we are like 2 peas in a pod

[analog bone]

Just did a solid gold stake lucky cat + wee joker run

[tight veldt]

Jimbo x Teto 🗣️🗣️

[whole roost]

Hmmm

[zinc forge]

interesting

[tight veldt]

Make the Jimbo x Teto canon

[shadow canyon]

This is why we take the first rare skip

[abstract parcel]

Fellas, is the Ghost Deck the most favored one by the playerbase? If so, why? Is it Hex giving a good headstart, or what else is going on?
If it ain't, which deck is the favored one and why?

[timid cedar]

there is no one deck that everyone adores, but if it was Ghost, it's not due to starting with hex

[slim junco]

Yellow because monee and no downsides

Or plasma for broken scoring mechanics

[shadow canyon]

ghost is really the best deck but idk what you mean the favored

[timid cedar]

getting easier access to spectrals via the shop is quite strong (immolate, Medium, Trance, and a few others in certain scenarios)

[analog bone]

Ghost is fun because spectrals show up in the shop

[timid cedar]

often, then best use of the starting hex is just selling it for en extra $3 ($2 from selling and $1 from interest) as you'd need to get a good enough joker early for it to be worth hexing

[abstract parcel]

Ah well, better get to grinding. I barely unlocked Ghost a couple days ago.

[unreal aurora]

Lmao lucky me

[analog bone]

Alas poor yorick

[slim junco]

Only 82 cards needed to become a contender

[unreal aurora]

Yorick's doing amazing rn :D

Got 4 discards now

[carmine river]

Not really most favored

Erratic Deck is more fun cause let's go gambling

And Plasma deck is better for Endless

[unreal aurora]

Lmao just got a Brainstorm too

[abstract parcel]

Mon dieu....

[unreal aurora]

Now I REALLY regret taking the eternal mystic summit

[abstract parcel]

Better read up on Erratic and Plasma.

[carmine river]

Ghost is cool for the Spectral cards

It's basically just a built in Omen Globe without having to buy the packs

Which is holy peak for deck fixing and endless runs

[unreal aurora]

Plasma and Ghost are the "top tiers" because they're the best at going through Endless mode

[abstract parcel]

Zodiac? Heavy cosmic breathing.

Plasma? Oh.... Oh wow.

Yeah I see the appeal.

Now erratic? This could be the ultimate Gamble Run.

[carmine river]

Zodiac is somewhat good but I personally wouldn't use it purely cause it bloats your shop like crazy

[unreal aurora]

Erratic is one of my favorites

[slim junco]

Why?

[carmine river]

Makes it really hard to get showman after you get an Ecto

Or get specific jokers like sock and buskin

Basically having only a third the number of jokers in shop turns out is kinda bad

[slim junco]

I guess if you like exclusively buying tarots/cardpacks from the store it works

Feels gigaslowmo to me

[carmine river]

It works for the deck fixing and shii

Unfortunately

By the time you're at Ante 12 or so

You already have your deck mostly fixed

So it's kinda useless for Endless and exclusively makes it harder for you to find the jokers you need

[slim junco]

Like if you enjoy the deckbuilding aspect exclusively ig I can see it

[signal pilot]

wheel of fortune hit 5 times in a row

[slim junco]

Just seems painful to me

[signal pilot]

never had that happen to me

[slim junco]

That must be nice

[signal pilot]

erratic deck is so fun bro

top 3 most fun decks in the game

[abstract parcel]

I feel ya, it's mainly my love for the cosmos that's doing the talking.

[unreal aurora]

Bruh moment

[signal pilot]

no it doesnt

zodiac deck gives you overstock voucher

so on average you get more jokers per shop so its a buff

its a good deck

[carmine river]

Yeah and by endless you usually already have Overstock or it's upgrade

[signal pilot]

im pretty sure when you have a voucher you are pretty likely to get the next upgrade in the next ante

so youll end up having overstock +

[carmine river]

No you get Magic Trick

[signal pilot]

more often than not

[timid cedar]

you are equally likely to get the upgrade as any other voucher that is available

[carmine river]

Silly

[signal pilot]

i restarted my game like so many times to get illusion

took like 20 min

[carmine river]

I still don't have Illusion unlocked

I'm not using that shit I'm sorry

[signal pilot]

im so close to beating every deck on gold stake

i only need to beat black, plasma and painted

[obtuse snow]

fortune teller

[unreal aurora]

I love when you lose a run and then the next run gives you some of the same jokers again

Green Joker and Blackboard my beloved

[upper badger]

just an average white stake run, and cards you get out of packs... (also got The Fool and Star from an Emperor..)

[unreal aurora]

I justed to be so hard on them before I learned how to use them

[opal burrow]

Black stake skipped first round this is 2nd round shop... plasma deck

[upper badger]

very based and rare opinion to see

[unreal aurora]

Literally it's just random bullshit go

[upper badger]

my god and you can't buy it... 😢

[unreal aurora]

Level high card and it's ez

[upper badger]

true

[opal burrow]

I hate this game sometimes

[upper badger]

only sometimes!?

kidding, I love jonkles

even if my lucky cards don't hit when I need them to..

[wintry patrol]

my god you skipped the first round for a double tag

[obsidian berry]

delicious double tag

[analog bone]

The RNG lmao

[errant sundial]

yall weren't lying about cryptid bc why is this thing built like the peiodic table💔

[formal escarp]

https://wplace.live/?lat=0.5377951686929316&lng=101.43184537177734&zoom=13.363997630231832

Lmao someone made balatro

[worldly nimbus]

i wrote balala

in responsible for that

haha

[restive sphinx]

MLB 2man
Lets heat it up I have a 6-man and a 4-man parlay with potential payouts of $15K tonight. Feel free to send me a request, and I’ll be happy to share the picks with you.

[worldly nimbus]

whah

[slim junco]

Ew sports gamba

[analog bone]

Anaglyph is fun

[oblique hatch]

gamblin is fun

[fathom sonnet]

Mwehehehe

[errant sundial]

ended the run early bc holy shit my head hurts

10/10 would do cryptid again

[slim junco]

rate my build

[zenith wadi]

Hello fellow two pair user 🤝

[slim junco]

helllooo gold card

YESSS MY FIRST TIME I WON

GG

heres my seed if u wanna use it

[smoky lake]

2 pair lmffao

[slim junco]

lmaoooo yes and??? it works!

and it works sooo well

bcuz its so common

[smoky lake]

Its ass bruh

Flush better

[slim junco]

my 2 pair was almost 5 times better than a lvl 1 straight flush

nah flush is more rare

i like strategy over luck

[worn talon]

NAH 😭 🙏 🥀

[smoky lake]

Flush isnt that rare bruh

Just discard correctly and u always get 2

[worthy phoenix]

😭🔥

[smoky lake]

Lemme guess u skip blinds too

The levels upgrades the mult ok flush by 2 and not 1 as well

Its just better in every way

Theres a reason its ur first win lol

I suppose you will under on yoyr own

[smoky lake]

Lol

[slim junco]

in ur face

its lvl 19 now

😛

[slim junco]

its my 2nd day playing HOLE LEEEEE toxic much

[worn talon]

Rookie numbers

😛

[thorn merlin]

Heres a fun seed

[smoky lake]

I released bro

Just tryna help you…..

[hidden dragon]

flushes are a dogshit hand as well lmao

terrible planet scaling

pairs clear it so easily

[wraith tiger]

first win with two pair is holy skill

[smoky lake]

Pair?

Flush still gives more for how accessible it is

The scaling is better

Straights are good too but less easy to get

Straight scaling it huge

[slim junco]

NOOOO U WERE RIGHT

[slim junco]

how do u level up so fast

[slim junco]

u released??

[worn talon]

Zodiac deck / Astronomer

[hidden dragon]

yeah?

you can watch every single top player in balatro play their gold stake runs and you'll see pair is used an absolute majority of the time

[hidden dragon]

so ironic to say this while also advocating a shit hand

[stable carbon]

High card is the way

[hidden dragon]

but yeah also funny to call people shit and then your screenshots are like

orange stake and black stake

[worn talon]

Comparing a normal run to a naneinf run is crazy

Great tho, gonna do it someday

[stable carbon]

It was normal

Till things start going in a good way for the baron-mime build

[worn talon]

Oh, i saw the plasma deck and the red seal steel kings and i thought it was a naneinf run

Still great

[stable carbon]

Tnx

[smoky lake]

I dont watch videos.

Pair?

Really?

For gold stake too?

[slim junco]

Pretty much yeah

[smoky lake]

Pls tell me why?

Fuck it in sticking to five of a kind

[slim junco]

Le duo and a bunch of common jokers that scale pairs well

[hard snow]

god i love pants

[slim junco]

Also scales off of four of a kind since that's two pairs, etc.

[midnight crest]

So mad I was on white stake

[buoyant stone]

@sullen tiger play balatro with me...

[smoky lake]

16 cards

[urban coral]

no way.

E4ICVU81

this is my seed

for my very first win

on plasma

and my very first game on plasma

cant believe it

ANOTHER SOUL

[sullen tiger]

Ok.

[warm flint]

I love my luck

[urban coral]

..

my luck is better

this is my first ever game on plasma deck

[warm flint]

Show me haha

[urban coral]

idk if i should take the 3rd soul

[warm flint]

Daimn that’s good

I only get one time 2 souls

[urban coral]

i got yorick on ante 3

and perkeo on ante 5

[warm flint]

That’s good when you have the joker who gives you 3 Discards

[wanton steeple]

Holy shit this run

1 more joker left for c++

And I can finally touch grass

That god no plant in this seed

[tender crypt]

I GOT MY FIRST SOUL CARD LETS GO

TRIBOULET LETS GO

[warm flint]

752 Chips

Do you think this Joker is underrated?

[tender crypt]

king five of a kind after you get trib

[warm flint]

Nice

Wee Joker is so overpowered in Plasma Deck

It is so satisfying to see this joker gets so high

[gritty falcon]

no crt is wild

[wanton steeple]

CRT filter is too gimmicky for my taste

Once you've seen millions of indie games use it gets old

[gritty falcon]

ok

[blissful berry]

shop 1 eternal certificate is such a tech

[warm flint]

I hope I getting a gold stake win today

I got 2 stakes where I can achieve this but it’s difficult

[prime nova]

Lol I managed to get three of the best jokers for the Medusa challenge in a single run: Hologram, Vampire, AND Stone Joker

[warm flint]

Let’s fucking Gooooo

And I still lost

[reef python]

What do I do at this point

[bronze eagle]

𓆟

[smoky lake]

Pure oeak

[sonic field]

this sucks because bp is better than brainstorm but its perishable

[warm flint]

You know what also sucks

36k to short

[sonic field]

Not campfire for sure

[warm flint]

I was getting bellt

[visual delta]

Going to meet a friend in Sweden when I visit

He asked me how much I weigh

I told him 85kg

He sent me this

[glacial sequoia]

#links being only channel without an emoji is strange...
What about 🔗?

[glacial sequoia]

Bro's gonna get kidnapped

[visual delta]

Nonsense

I'm 185cm tall
I'm 85kg
Somebody would notice if I disappeared

And nobody ever carries me around
This guy is willing to train to carry me around stockholm
I oughta marry him

[glacial sequoia]

Well... it doesn't change you are ABLE to be kidnapped...

[glacial sequoia]

True love

[visual delta]

No kidding

[glacial sequoia]

Better than Twilight

[surreal viper]

Just have some rocks

[sonic field]

wow

vagabond i hate you

[glacial sequoia]

Damn if romance was this easy for me... 😔

[sonic field]

anyways i sold him and sock my buskin

[glacial sequoia]

Should have pulled Temperance, clearly a skill issue on your side

[surreal viper]

Same

[visual delta]

Ah yes the true blueprint brainstorm strategy

They copy eachother so many times the game breaks and crashes

Like cats and toast

[sonic field]

get yurified

[surreal viper]

I think vagabond is not worthy of being a rare joker

[visual delta]

Vagabond is kind of ass

[glacial sequoia]

Nuh uh

[glacial sequoia]

Nuh uh

[visual delta]

I prefer to have money

[glacial sequoia]

Tarots ARE money

[sonic field]

vagabond is goated

[glacial sequoia]

Yuh uh

[sonic field]

free tarots for every hand? say less

[glacial sequoia]

Vagabond is mostly a free win

[glacial sequoia]

ONE tarot for a round?
Lmao

I mean it's good, yeah. But nowhere it can compare to Vagabond

[sonic field]

l,kmnhbvgcsdax i skipped a luchandor because i didnt look at the boss blind

[surreal viper]

And if you beat a round in one hand with vagabond, your broke and still only get one

[sonic field]

just dont beat it in 1 hand

[glacial sequoia]

You shouldn't play like this then lmao, what are you on about

[sonic field]

play some throwaways

[glacial sequoia]

Bro plays wrong and then complains

[visual delta]

Vagabond is ass

[surreal viper]

I’m not complaining, I’m just saying I think vagabond is a bit overrated

[glacial sequoia]

Alright then
I think it's rated perfectly

[sonic field]

i was too focused at getting an oops

[glacial sequoia]

F

[visual delta]

Obelisk and vagabond are my two least favourite rares

[glacial sequoia]

[surreal viper]

For me hit the road and campfire are my least favourite rates

[visual delta]

Followed closely by the family because flushes are stupid

[visual delta]

Campfire is also mid

[glacial sequoia]

"Campfire" 💀

[sonic field]

campfire is underrated

[surreal viper]

Don’t you dare diss the flush, that’s my top hand

[sonic field]

same

[visual delta]

3oak gaming

[glacial sequoia]

3 great rare Jokers are being clowned... wtf

[sonic field]

the family sucks tho

2x

[surreal viper]

I agree the family dose suck

But don’t diss the flush

[glacial sequoia]

Family is good enough

[visual delta]

Good luck getting 5(4) cards of the same suit without really manipulating the deck

[glacial sequoia]

Flushes are funny

[glacial sequoia]

Suit? You meant rank?

[sonic field]

yeah its not that hard

[visual delta]

Flushes are 5 of the same suit

[glacial sequoia]

💀

It's Tribe

Family is 4oak

[visual delta]

Is it?

[glacial sequoia]

Tribe is X2 for Flushes

[visual delta]

Right

Tribe sucks

[glacial sequoia]

Bro doesn't know what he's hating

[sonic field]

i litrally knew it wasnt the family i just didnt know what it was lol

[visual delta]

Family is great but 4oak build only works with abandoned deck

[visual delta]

Ehhh you all knew what I was talking about immediately

[glacial sequoia]

No

[visual delta]

Go ahead, list every +chips or +mult joker for the hand types

I can name Zany and Droll and the rest are lost on me

[sonic field]

crazy joker

[surreal viper]

4oak is probably my second least played hand

[glacial sequoia]

I know only Mult ones

[visual delta]

Crazy's one of em

[sonic field]

crafty joker

[visual delta]

I played abandoned for the first time today with a 4oak build and won

[sonic field]

mad and jolly

and devious

and clever

and jimbo

because jimbo is chigoated

[visual delta]

Can't go wrong with +4mult for the low price of $2

[main moon]

kill all clankers

[frank vortex]

agreed

[hidden dragon]

yes

because playing 4 reliably is good

it doesnt lose to a lot of bosses

a ton of great jokers are good with it like Green Joker, Ride the Bus etc

you can throw 3 extra cards per hand to dig for blue seals and gold cards

stuff like hologram, one of the best xmults doesnt care what you throw into the deck because you can always make pairs, doesnt need a specific suit or rank

stuff like certificate (broken joker) is also good because you can bloat the deck without caring that you got clubs, spades, 7s, whatever

[sonic field]

who do i sell?

i feel like selling brainstorm

[primal oak]

One of the socks

The brainstorm can be all of them sooooo

[tardy hound]

bro ur too late

[sonic field]

sold the bs since its easier to get a bs than a seconds sock

[primal oak]

I know 😭

[primal oak]

Thats just not true

[sonic field]

it is

i can only get another sock with an invis or an ankh

[primal oak]

But bs was like 2x better

[sonic field]

and i took the seconds ecto thinking its the first

[sonic field]

i was gonna copy the sock anyways

[primal oak]

Okay idk why but ok 👍

[sonic field]

e35 new high score

omg plus 1 hand size voucher and troubadour in 1 shop

i was just gonna lose from the 2nd ecto

[slim junco]

Damn, blueprint holostone, oops all 9s, bosck and sucking, sock and buskin and seltzer
Nice build

[sonic field]

lmao

also my first time beating the 2nd boss blind

[worn kayak]

balatro huzz

assemble

[tired sparrow]

2 every balatro player out there what in your opinion is the DEFINITIVE platform to play balatro

[worn kayak]

uhhh

i play mainly on pc

though i have it on mobile too

[slim junco]

Smartwatch

[errant sundial]

samsung smart fridge

[rough wigeon]

microwave

[errant sundial]

baron + mime = cooked leftovers

[rough wigeon]

i guess it could work lol

[errant sundial]

now that i think about it we arent that far from smart microwaves

[rough wigeon]

if there's a 4-digit time display in theory it can be

[rough wigeon]

yeah lol

[rough wigeon]

kinda depends on the microwave tho

if it has numbers, use it to select a card

[patent flame]

Finally

[frigid mural]

Balatro King in Indie games

[frigid mural]

Jope

Que chachipiruli

Colega

[tired sparrow]

cool i should try

[wanton steeple]

any tips for hit the road golld stake run

like what deck and jokers to look for to use with it

[edgy jacinth]

Nice!

[red junco]

True Gold Deck

[primal oak]

Just not yet (triggers my autism)

[red junco]

This five just meanly refused to fall to me

[rough wigeon]

yeah, pretty fun

[ember karma]

Sadge good run

[patent flame]

Congrats buddy u reset a rtb on ante 2 boss

And no delgrat value

[smoky lake]

Why not hnlock?

[patent flame]

On the best deck for it too

[patent flame]

Idk

[smoky lake]

Bug?

[patent flame]

Probably

[smoky lake]

Sad

Ok it unlocked

So it is basically a 20 money certificate

With enhancement

[solemn elm]

Illusion cant give seals, it's bugged

[wanton steeple]

i'm so close

[spiral mirage]

which do you still need??

[wanton steeple]

hit the road

[spiral mirage]

just that one??

[wanton steeple]

yee

[spiral mirage]

it's rare, right??

[wanton steeple]

yee

[frigid mural]

?

[wanton oak]

Put me on your sandwich

[viral valve]

there's something really funny about the top of the rules channel talking about how there's a demo up for the game as if it hasn't released and earned goty yet

[worthy tapir]

Hanging Chad

[keen yarrow]

duro esa

[unborn cave]

Si hermano pero hay que hablar en otro canal porque acá no dejan hablar en español

[keen yarrow]

🥀

[slim junco]

Egg

[woeful condor]

looks like someone likes economy

[slim junco]

Through money all is possible

Even more money

[woeful condor]

Someone give this person a "True..."

hold up now I wanna see my most used jokers

oh... okay 😭

[slim junco]

Bruh

[woeful condor]

Looks like i'm a true photochad fan

retriggers are surprisingly useful for a lot of jokers imo

I'm surprised I've used raised fist so much damn

early game mult I guess

[slim junco]

20 mult is a lot

Though still surprising

Its not really a joker you keep for long

[woeful condor]

yeah I usually sell it in ante 3 or earlier

[wanton steeple]

Demo isn't even available anymore lol

[pale bridge]

Any here played control?

Or any remedy games?

[viral valve]

photochad blueprint
tale as old as time

not like i'm any different

[red steppe]

wtf

[slim junco]

usable with certain jokers

[solemn elm]

one joker*, typically

swashbuckler and then temperance value is the reason why you take eternal egg usually

[woeful condor]

anti-economy

[woeful condor]

the funny thing is I almost never have gotten them together lmao

[icy onyx]

Was streaming balatro got this instead 🤣

[woeful condor]

Reminds me of that change pegi did to its rating

By that logic NSMB for the ds should be pegi 18 too

[cerulean lotus]

Lol

[civic swan]

[cerulean lotus]

Temperance farm

[wooden creek]

hallu

[slim junco]

HELLO BALATRO'ERS

[tardy hound]

balatroers🤡

[slim junco]

LOL

[slim junco]

what is your preferred name then?

[slim junco]

HALLOOO

[weary cliff]

Gamblers, losers*

[flat phoenix]

Eternal rental egg is worse

[slim junco]

hi loser

[wide sigil]

hey does anybody know how can I get a flair on reddit?

[patent flame]

Does max payne 1 count as remedy game

[weary cliff]

Hiii

[reef python]

Photochad ante 2?

[pale bridge]

yessir

[junior marten]

Hangingraph

[slim junco]

what kind?

[slim junco]

omg thats amazing good job

[wide sigil]

the c+

[sharp tide]

Purple scaling no scoring jonklers

[slim junco]

i dont see it

[slim junco]

should i join that server for the tag

[sharp tide]

I see you already did

Welcome

[slim junco]

lol

LMAO

thanks

[sullen tiger]

@buoyant stone play balatro with me....

[slim junco]

jimmy can u teach me how to play

[sullen tiger]

big mult.......

all i think about is mult

🤤

[slim junco]

how can i do that

[tropic crane]

hi

[scarlet coral]

Xmult🤤

[sullen tiger]

🤤

[buoyant stone]

Mult….

Jimmy I had a dream today and all it was about was getting big mult

[sullen tiger]

i dreamt about hitting naninf on ante 10

🤤

[scarlet coral]

guys I hope I can get this wheel of fortune to work!

[buoyant stone]

I dreamt about photo Chad 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

[buoyant stone]

What a goat

[scarlet coral]

Could bro make that shot

[buoyant stone]

Even though his name is chip not mult

[buoyant stone]

With an oops he could

[sullen tiger]

i had a dream big mult and little chips would be equal

[buoyant stone]

I had a dream big spectral cards could appear in the shop with little tarot cards

[sullen tiger]

🙏 🙏

[chrome fable]

HOLY WORD I JUST GOT NAT NEGATIVE BLURPRINT FROM A WRAITH

I HAVE VIDEO PROOF

this is unreal

wtf

wtf

please dont fumble this run

[terse ferry]

I thought the fragile challenge was hard

[chrome fable]

i beat it by skipping all blinds and playing flushes

free win

[knotty moth]

s-s-s-s-six s-s-s-seven

[royal harbor]

I need 2 try for beat him,hard is no jokers

[knotty moth]

😨

[terse ferry]

You don’t wanna play flushes cuz lotta cards

[chrome fable]

its just enough that you dont run out before ante 8

hence the skipping

[terse ferry]

I ran out at ante 6 😭

Skipping every blind

Yeah but baseball card is op on this challenge

[chrome fable]

i must be mis remembering then i guess i mightve done some other hands

[royal harbor]

Don’t skip every,you need some jokers and upgrade hands

[terse ferry]

Nope skip everything so it doesn’t break

I did it and I got baseball card

then you play pairs or high cards

[chrome fable]

we're talking about the fragile challenge. in general you dont want to skip thats true

[royal harbor]

I now man

[terse ferry]

Also wheel hits are 100% so take that information as it is

[chrome fable]

its 50/50 it hits or it doesnt obviosuly

[chrome fable]

you're not wrong tho its good advice

[scarlet coral]

nice

[chrome fable]

i lost that run...

[scarlet coral]

I got brainstorm on ante 1 round 1 shop

Holy shit

[chrome fable]

thats actually happened a lot to me

now DONT fumble it

[terse ferry]

THE LAST FUCKING ROUND TOO

I was gonna win

But stupid fucking obelisk obelisked

[chrome fable]

RIP

[royal harbor]

first try,think i got it on pair

[terse ferry]

Nice

[bold thistle]

This is what the average Balatro player thinks what Baron does

[knotty moth]

yea fml

fucking perkeo

[royal harbor]

yep,its ez when you have Hanging Chad,try to find him

[terse ferry]

I’m scared of the shit

[errant vine]

im new to balatro ion understand why people dont instant use planet cards is there a reason?

[knotty moth]

i have perkeo, he turns duplicates a random consumable and makes it negative

so my perkeo has been shitting out flush upgrades this entire game

and i have diamonds only

[errant vine]

ahhh the joker

[knotty moth]

aaand i'm finished

[knotty moth]

there is literally no other reason

[terse ferry]

Yeah I won

[errant vine]

i saw NL keep it and other players. also dyk the setting you can have the joke info mult/chips info show like this? is it a mod or sum, i was using cosmic and i wanted to see what mult i was on playing straights only

[terse ferry]

Onto blast off

[terse ferry]

Mod

[knotty moth]

thats a mod

[errant vine]

it can show hand specific mult right? if yk can u tell me the mod

[cursive pagoda]

I'm trying to decide if I should sell one of the Perkeos' for the brainstorm, any suggestions?

[obsidian berry]

yes bc u can j clone the perkeo w brainstorm and its also more flexible lol

[sharp tide]

Yep

[cursive pagoda]

oh yeah, completely forgot about that lol

[sharp tide]

Perkeo is perkeo, but brainstorm could be anything, even perkeo

Also you are specifically looking for copy jokers because of burglar so I would even sell a perkeo for a showman

[digital fable]

Thats oddly poetic for some reason

[visual delta]

I don't wanna play the needle but I also don't wanna sell my jokers to skip the needle

I sold Fibonacci and got something infinitely worse

[slim junco]

HI GUYS

[rocky basin]

Been playing balatro mobile and man I see why it's a mobile game

[spice helm]

WHAT is this pack bro

Cryptid is PEAK

[keen willow]

Oh yes jolly joker yes yes

[sharp tide]

Wdym

[rocky basin]

It's a good game you can pick up anytime

[sly ingot]

Shit mods

[wooden girder]

I love gambling

[wooden girder]

Genuinely I prefer the mobile version over the pc

The dragging feels so intuitive

[rich rapids]

Perfect mobile game

[molten umbra]

but what is this?

[rich rapids]

Isn't cryptid unbalanced as fuck?

[cloud halo]

what the hell is the balatro wordle today i am so utterly confused

[magic dome]

@molten umbra <@&1133519078540185692>

[cloud halo]

a scaling joker with no rng that isnt x mult plus mult plus chips hands/discards econ or creation

what the fuck

nvm

[orchid fog]

i found this in place

[orchid fog]

ive never seen taht, may u sseend link?

spasibo

took me 8 tries

[real hazel]

I’m so cooked while I was working at my job which is at a pizza place there was a marinara sauce stain and I immediately thought it was a red seal

[rich rapids]

Retrigger the floorboards

[opaque shore]

Should I sell one of my rainbow cards? 🥲

Actually nvm I'll just sell parking

[north bane]

Yo peeps i have a ton of fours and am contemplating picking up idol do you think I can pivot in time?

[north bane]

Ultimately beneficial I'm pretty sure

[opaque shore]

Probably yeah

[halcyon wolf]

hey everyone

what you all doin?

[opaque shore]

Midas mask is lowkey becoming one of my favourite econ jokers

[opaque shore]

Playing balatro

[north bane]

TAKE A WILD GUESS
IN THE BALATRO DISCORD SERVER

Jk 😜

[north bane]

Midas mask? More like uhh

My, that's gass

[north bane]

If you find a mime that dna has served it's time fr

[opaque shore]

That golden ticket's lookin tempting 🤑

[woeful condor]

Psychedelic red card

[cloud halo]

https://www.balatrodle.com/

[halcyon wolf]

i mean im up to grinding walls in clash of clans this is gen chat no?

[orchid fog]

ellia sent already thx anywyas

[cloud halo]

oh didnt notice

does some1 wanna do a casual 1v1

[royal vault]

fellas

what is our thoughts

on this

Im on ante 1

just beat small

this is my first shop

I got 7 dollars

[orchid fog]

1v1

im down, but i dont even know what it is

[orchid fog]

what even is this xp?

[cloud halo]

u need to download steam modded 0506a beta, balatro multiplayer 0.2.13 and lovely injector 0.8.0

[royal vault]

Part of a mod

[orchid fog]

im on m*c

modding aint happening

[cloud halo]

sux

[royal vault]

XP is just part of a mod that adds a skill tree to balalalalalatro

[cloud halo]

is it grim

or is it a copy of grim

[orchid fog]

sounds complex

ill stick too vanill

[slim junco]

HI GUYS

[opaque shard]

https://youtu.be/yvlhDEpbh8g

[slim junco]

this game is too hard

[opaque shard]

You know what else is hard

Rocks

[royal vault]

yes

[royal vault]

its 70% luck

[abstract parcel]

Fellas, for Ghost deck, if (hypothetically) you got to start with any other Spectral Card that isn't Soul or Black Hole, what are you choosing and why.?

[cloud halo]

the creator is a cool guy

[cloud halo]

deja vu

[abstract parcel]

How come?

[cloud halo]

retriggers r the most worthy in the game

scoring and econ all in one

black hole is meh

[abstract parcel]

Looks at my attempts at a luck run. Yeah, I see the appeal of the red seal.

[slim junco]

do u know him personally

[cloud halo]

i talked w him lots of times

not super personally though

[abstract parcel]

Ok, this slaps.

[cloud halo]

not even just lucky the most supreme high scoring of this game which r either played hand idol/ancient or barron r so strong and involve retriggers

[light hare]

latro

[cloud halo]

and best form of econ which is golden ticket needs retrigger to outdo mail in

[abstract parcel]

I know, it's me trying to make a Lucky Card run due to a love for luck-based characters.

[cloud halo]

i love luckies still

[abstract parcel]

ABSOLUTE LUCK (I got two Hermits in a row).

Three, I re-rolled a Fool.

[slim junco]

is he kind

[cloud halo]

i honestly just changed my choice

its clearly just immolate

[cloud halo]

hes a nerd

[abstract parcel]

Who, Localthunk?

[rose frost]

What are the odds

[slim junco]

is he a man

or a boy

[rose oak]

that was a lot of 2s to play with

[ashen plinth]

no wee 💔 🥺

[fair berry]

Hi, um new

In balatro

[hybrid hollow]

Please help me
I need the ante 12 voucher and the 100.000.000 chip joker and for the love of god i do not have a clue what im doing wrong so please any tips

[sudden yoke]

welcome to heaven

[fair berry]

Hahaha

Dont got a girlfriend bro

[raw fractal]

There's a 100 mil chip joker??

[hybrid hollow]

Thats how you unlock the stuntman joker

[raw fractal]

Ohhhh

Interesting

[rapid hill]

@brisk zinc I did it finally zodiac gold stake

[raw fractal]

I think i did it on plasma

[hybrid hollow]

The best i couldve done was 37mil

[raw fractal]

I would say plasma is your best bet

Start with the strong chip build then transition to high mult scalers

[brisk zinc]

huge

[raw fractal]

Then its a cakewalk

[hybrid hollow]

Thats what im trying for a solid week now
Mostly focusing on chips yeah

[raw fractal]

White stakes if you want to make it even easier

[hybrid hollow]

Suggestions for the mult jokers?

[raw fractal]

Hmm

Well you want some good X mult ones

Scaling ones like Hologram helped me a lot

But you also gotta keep in mind the prep time

Since it won't work if you start scaling at like ante 8

Lucky Cat and Throwback are also p good

[ashen plinth]

for base mult you mostly want those that get better with time

same thing for xmult

[ashen plinth]

throwback is stinky you shouldnt skip too much

[raw fractal]

Id say you wanna focus on chips til like ante 5 or 6

[raw fractal]

Yeah it really depends

Its good for certain tags

[royal vault]

yo

[raw fractal]

Like mega buffoon, $25, rare, etc

[royal vault]

I cant

like

bro

[ashen plinth]

you only rlly skip for like investiment early

[raw fractal]

Its not my favorite but like

It scales well

[royal vault]

Im actually offing myself, what is my FUCKING LUCK

[worthy phoenix]

Hola

[ashen plinth]

anything else is way too risky

missing out on an entire shop isnt something u should do often

[raw fractal]

Oh i totally agree

[ashen plinth]

like at all

[raw fractal]

But when you need some options

Throwback is good

[royal vault]

I do it for the extra vouchers

[raw fractal]

Ideally you get one really strong chip joker that scales high

[ashen plinth]

thats fair yeah

[raw fractal]

Like Runner or Wee Joker

Then you get a shit ton of Mult jokers

Or ones that retrigger in your hand

[ashen plinth]

you dont really need a lot of mult jokers

you wont even need base mult if ur upgrading your hands

[raw fractal]

That's true yeah

I was talking ab plasma specifically

[ashen plinth]

one or two scaling xmult that work well with ur deck should be enough

even then late game plasma is mostly xmult

and not much base mult

[abstract parcel]

Ghost Deck took a couple of days. I consider myself lucky for getting Baseball Card early on, but might begin an Abandoned Deck attempt later. What should I know about Abandoned Deck?

[raw fractal]

+mult is kinda useless on plasma tbh

I mean it can help but the whole gimmick on that deck is p much make number big

[ashen plinth]

ya

[ashen plinth]

you dont got no face cards so if you want retriggering prob go for low ranks so u can use hack

photochad also isnt great there

[abstract parcel]

Hack, Fibonacci... they'll be my homies (I play up to 100k, mainly to try and move onto the next deck). So, I basically got a Spanish deck... thanks fellas.

[ashen plinth]

or anything including face cards really

[abstract parcel]

It's a good thing that TMNT concert inducted me into playing Straights (and walking, talking, and other things straight).

[ashen plinth]

mightve fucked up my flush five hack run by playing high card for the dna on the ox like an idiot

nvm im fine

[slim junco]

High score naneinf run

🖼️ 🧏‍♂️

[cloud halo]

hes in his early 20s

pretty sure

[spice helm]

I just got e1755 using talisman in my mobile and it crashed

I was in cryptid btw

[ashen plinth]

❓

[slim junco]

and hes already set to retire wow do u know if hes looking for a wife

[lime bramble]

can i ask for run advice heare?

[spice helm]

No way before just got canio and trib