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It's so over
I did
I know about it
It’s get me every time and I can’t reroll it
Which card is the best for Perkeo?
Tarot
Yeah?
Place your bets
Yorick
I got fool
Thats really good
Asmodeus I kneel
That damn smirk
Negative, eternal rental egg 💔💔💔
lol
What do you think about this sh
Well
Only need tarot cards
After a few rounds
To get money out of it
But it's a big gamble
I almost lost Perko and got a 3d Photograph
You don’t have them memorized?
I do
Vampire and Midas
8 Ball is so underrated
Just suddenly don't know the names
and I will die on this hill
real
I love my troubadoub
Oh big agree
That two extra hand size it’s great
Im gonna lump in juggler with that
Hand size is really underrated overall
But you really do feel it
Hit the Road definitely
I love it whenever my ecto hits juggler its literally net zero
Honestly
I think hit the road is a bit over hated
But I don’t think it’s underrated
It’s not good
Yeah I'm still a hater lmao
I still like it
Especially for a rare
Hiker?
I think those chips it gives
Especially with retriggers
They really do add up
Same
I like Madness when you play the higher stakes
Ofc
Under the Black Stage it’s sucks
I love an early hiker it goes so crazy
Daimn
Nah cuz I think under black stake you can still make it with the x mult
Madness >> Sanity
Right
You really don’t remember the joker named
This is Madness
Balatro>poker
Sanity joker when
Negative Madness
yeah crazy joker gives +mult for straights wtf
I think that the Idol is overrated
\mult when you select small or big blind, create a joker
The issue is idol is not a win button
It’s a transition joker
Like with ancient joker for example
You wanna convert your entire deck to wild red seals anyway
And once you’ve done thay if you find an idol
You really need to have a build for this and very good luck
That’s an upgrade
And now you can use lucky cards
I had a run like that
E106
It’s kinda like baron
yeah ancient joker and retriggers is very fun
You have to already have the deck for it
People think when they see a baron they win
That's a good comparison I agree
'I think at the start baron is more reliable because just with a basic deck you have 4 kings instead of the 1 card idol hits
Every run you need a new strategy and that is awesome in Balatro
I love this game sm
I think of it as one card in your deck is glass per round
One type of card
If you have a retriggers it’s better than baron
That is a good way to put it
Early game imo
I really love the challenges
Because early high card no retriggers baron
Oh yeah cuz you can actually play the cards instead of keeping them in your hand its way better
4 kings is negliable
1 glass card and a hanging chad?
Well we know how good photo Chad is
I won 16
Yeah I'm not saying baron is better early game theyre both kinda miserable with no deck fixing which is the whole point
@quasi cedar this one planetless
Then do it tarotless (?)
Tarotless is ez
What if madnesses real name is ness
And his joker friends were like
good pfp zero
“You’ve gone mad, ness!”
Speak not of the psychic child wielding a baseball bat
"You need some Iron, Man."
Thanks you too vro
nah probably gonna take a break of the game
Good idea
“That’s super, man!”
i love csm, this tuesday new cap, remeber
I always remember
i gona play some shit like clair 33
or cs2
not more balatro in a while
"That Doctor is Strange."
Until update?
you are fantastic, mister
gonna be the first one mf to play when local announce it
"Here's The Thing"
If u want some silly funny, I played this seed on my phone. 7LJEE1UK
This was a silly goofy 2 of clubs mult card run, I got the gluttonous joker and found hack, dusk and wee joker, I also found DNA and replaced that with a hanging Chad then deleted that because I found a soul card in a arcana pack. Hope you have fun with this whoever u are, this was my first ever 2 build deck run
Are we not allowed to send gifs?
Imma be the 2nd
Nope
It was on red stake red deck btw
🥀
Im so hype for it
“You’re invisible, woman!”
exactly is been 1 year and 1 day since local say: UPDATE ON 2025
wheres my update local??
"light the torch, human
"
"That's one Green Goblin
"
Does anyone?
“What country is this captain? America?”
full-body jimbo looks weird tbh
doctor strange one was good
lol
in spanish is one that say, bucky what football team we support? the America ,
captain
cause a southamerica team
First gold stake on black deck 😭
first one , black??
yes
Yep
gold stake gonna be a joke to you then
Cat in 2.5x
Just see the last deck
Thats the joke
Anyone wanna come to ps party and help me clear gold stake
verify the archives
It couldn't bear the fact that you beat gold stake for the first time with black deck
Wth
All ranks and suits in deck are randomized?
Yes
It doesn't sound so difficult
💀
Gambling final boss
Anyways have to go to sleep cuz work is tmr
See yall later
Gn
Gn
Tokyo ghoul peak
💣☜ 🕈☟☜☠ ✋ 💧❄🕆☠ ❄☟☜ 😐✋☹☹☜☼ ✌💧 👍☼☜✌💣
just received this 😁
wow
Should I get seltzer? If so, what do I replace?
i NEED it
How much deck fixing have you done? And what are you planet levels
Here is my deck and planet levels
I'm jawdropped on how you got to ante 8 lol
I wouldn't take seltzer since it has nothing to do rn, with no glass or any jokers
@compact flint is being mean pls ban them
I didn’t do nothing and there just being mean for no reason
☹️
@amber burrow
Please
Where's the giggler
OMG FINALLY MY FIRST UNSEEDED SOUL
"i skip blinds for uncommon jokers"
Crazy that jesus plays Balatro
You don't understand how much I need sock or mime
I only know how to play one strategy
I'm jonkling it 🫣
Amo Balatro❤️🩹
@amber burrow
See
Please ban this person
There being mean for no reason
That’s against tos
I think being a Roblox YouTuber is a valid reason, no?
Did they say that privately cause I can't find them saying that
Yes
And it’s pissing me off
😤
Hanging chad and photograph
Or bull + bootstrap is fun
fr
@ripe bone your opinions suck
HAHAHAHA
fr
Okay
Real!


jumpscare
yet another unseeded naneinf attempt dying to the plant (yes i tried for luchador hence the uncommon blocking)
Hey wait
That’s fake
You’re the one harassing me
I specifically blocked you because you’re an alt
The main account in question I banned from a server of mine for harassing a member and since you have repeatedly dmed me before I told you to stop
What's the most difficult deck not counting black deck?
CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME BALATRO
Play cards, get money, loose, repeat.
HOW
Green deck imo
Black deck is hard but once it’s running that extra slot is amazing
What do you need help with
I'm going to miss that extra slot, I've gotten used to it
I played black deck for over a month straight
Ngl sometimes I’d forget I had six shots
Sometimes it happens to me too
Guys, what do you think about my game?
i need strategy
wtf is this
i need help with balatro
not whatever tf that is
Stop Gooning bro
Econ is paramount
how do i improve my eco
You stay above the interest cap and try to get an Econ joker
First ante get a mult joker to glide
Preferably first shop
Overall Balatro isn’t really a game you can have a plan for the best way to play is to roll with what it gives you
And be willing to pivot when something better comes along
.
woahhhh
r common jokers worth it
Yes!
or should i just save for uncommons and rares
There are common jokers that are definitely worth
you should read the effects
Everything inf?!
i like ur english its seggsy
everything
explain context
You have a gold seal 8
i have Seal Team 6
You see a hanging chad but all your joker slots are full
ill dip
denji pfp spotted 😼
Im that case you consider whether the potential benefits chad gives you is worth selling a joker for the slot
You also base that decision on what jokers you have, whether or not it synergizes with what you already have
That’s my goat right there
buena balatreada
Balatro balatrez
aqui estoy
i like gambaling but its not gambling
Balatro.
yes.



JAJAJJA gracias
Por balatro 🍷
nada bro
It's never too late for a balatro
Por Balatro🥂
🥂
Ufff🔥🥂
huh
🗣️🗣️
Dicen que soy un delincuente 💥🗣️🗣️
🔥🔥
it techicnally is as you cant get showman this early
but it is a vanillia build with two mods to find the seed and to spawn showman
You can though
Small blind and big blind skip for arcana packs
no you cant, this is the first skip of the game like i said
How would you know that from the screenshot
im the one who took it
why do i even try bro
I got my First Soul today, then 30 mins later got another one
Uh
purple fire
now ive seen everything
What the fuck.
how beat
blue
help
me need get plasma cards
me need beat blue
help
how beat blue
Not a problem
Hi Qou, remember me? I unlocked the gold stake
Blue stake takes away your discards. To combat this, build towards hands that you don’t need to discard much to find, such as pairs.
Alternatively play 3oak and use the other two as alt discard
Or less if you're more ballsy
Sure looks like it lol
On the bright side if they beat it it's smooth sailing from here on out
Alas
did balatro still drain a battery so fast ?
Godfrey overhere
Localthunk hates me
Yes
Yesterday I was running a goofy run where I got 2 stencils early
And a blueprint
Was scoring 400k
Basically the easiest win ever
Then violest vessel showed up
Had nothing to do except stare
It was so silly
Is Balatro a game of luck or game of skill?
3
6
hi guys, im new to balatro, does anyone have tips on how to be better?
Fellas, is there an appeal to Obelisk? Like, how DOES one build around it?
https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/10437425004732973049/8093F7E3F505CD03EEDA996233730753C533F9AB/
Once again, High Card OP
Although this run was in fact a struggle. Green Joker wasn't scaling fast enough because I got it kinda late but it all worked out in the end
Wait, let me get this straight.... basically alternating hands?
Do forgive me, but the thing you have with the Jokers at the bottom, is it a mod?
STRAIGHT MENTIONED
BALATRO REFERENCE
Bloody Hell. I love that style, even if it gets wonky (Shortcut is a very persuasive Joker, not gonna lie).
You mean the stats display? Yes it's called JokerDisplay
So all it does is just display them without having to hover/press over them, right?
yeah, it essentially shows how all your jokers react to the hand being played/about to be played
it doesn't innately read how modded jokers work so yeah, it isn't compatible by default
perfectly balanced as all things should be
ofc just lmk
Sounds good. Good mods are QOLs, or a little extra for flavor. If I can keep an eye on me stats without having to hover, it's something small, but it goes a long way.
you can modify the mod itself in order to incorporate other mods but you need to know what you are doing
After all, for every mod that has a custom joker or game style, there are at least 6-12 mods for card sleeves and designs.
im always losing at ante 6 what should i do?
i lost at ante 7/8 so im basically a legend around these parts
yea
ante 6 is impossible everyone knows this
wdym?
fr?
oh ok
some guy submitted a bug report saying ante 6 is impossible and it became a joke for a short time
Try to grab a mult joker shop one so you can build up interest, and try to get an Econ joker. Econ is really important
lol
roblox i mean, if u love roblox u should marry it
ohhh ok, ty
funny
just saying i beat ante 6/8 🥱
why?
But did you beat ante 6/7???
Your scoring jokers aren't surficient for your build if you're dying ante 6, figure out where you're lacking by ante 3 or 4 at the latest
bcuz its seggsy
no 🙁
they’re making a terrible joke
Usually it's plus mult is too low
oh
Yo thanks 🙏
Going to try a Matikane/Wheeler run. Basically, any cards that rely on luck or improve it.
What Jokers/Tarot would you lot recommend? Aside from The Magician lucky card, the only Joker I have in mind is Oops, All 6s.
Ooh, Gros Michel and its sequel, Oops All 6s, my homies Blueprint and their unmentioned brother...
fluzzzzzh
thank you kind stranger
I'll have to look into Cartomancer, but still, kind of a crazy idea. Thanks, lads!
🥹
I'm surprised this moron can even log on when they've huffed this much gasoline in their life
I have a question,Playstation 3 is it still a good console?
Doesn't have Bloodborne so imma have to say nah
Unless you wanna play MGS4 for some reason ig
if it's hacked, yes
look at this terrible build that i somehow won with, hologram carried
Guys, I think the Matikane (Uma Musume fans will know) run might be taking form.
What do you guys think so far? Any ways to improve it? (Lololol).
love hologram forever
The Matikane Run was pretty fun. Built on Straights, and it took a bit to adapt from Fibonacci and Stencil to Lucky Cat, though honestly Blueprint came in clutch.
fire
I think the next time I try this, I'll keep an eye out for Space Joker, that cowboy knows a thing or two about 50-50s.
Its time to hack🥶🔥
Should I get poly reserved parking or nah?
😔
terraria x balatro when
LOCAL THUNK COLLAB WITH TERRARIA AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
fuck palworld, we need balatro
Wait, what WOULD go on the Terraria Face cards?
Pizza tower too
🔥🔥🔥
idk probably like one of the townsfolk
or a boss
like empress of light
Eoc for hearts moon lord for clubs eol for diamonds
For spades
Well maybe brain of cthulu for hearts and eater of worlds for spades
Y'all fw hollow knight
I got a j*b
bought it recently
Holy shit man
Enjoy it
At least if y like it
Thr wair for silksong wouldn't be as bad
yeah but i never finished it lol
i fw it but metroidvanias are not my thing
Balaaaaaaa
i fuck so much pussy i might switch to bussy 🗣️🔥
Is it done scoring yet?
just got done
Lemme see 🤤
i cant even get back into the game😭😭😭
i wanna get to ante 39😭😭😭
games sees me as a threat now😭😭😭
genuinelly going to off myself, literally going for a straight flush here because I have King Queen Jack and 9 of hearts OFF RIP on the first big blind and I managed to get 5 tens of hearts in my deck off of the small blind and in all 4 fucking discards not one of them could give me a single fucking ten of hearts. Actually going to go die now
i just did a royal flush build, had 5 of each card i needed at least, game wouldn't give one of them to me. every. single. ante. luckily i won but straight flushes suck
They didn't suck u just happen to play high ranked cards
Super hard to draw
its still too inconsistent for me
yall I've learned I'm stupid and am too tired to figure out how to mod my balatro
maybe ecto in spectral
what hands are you typically playing
yeah maybe
it heavily depends what hand ur playing, if you're playing primarily face cards then I'd say get rid of the baron because from what I see, you dont have that many kinds
kings*
only 7 kinds
kings*
I want to do naninf ;-; so do I wait for baron?
By selling it
I already ecto'd blueprint
you can ecto again?

you can probably find baron later
-2 hand
Oki thank youu
yeah
but what vouchers do you have
do u have paintbrush yet?
if not you can make your hand bigger again slightly
then again, I play modded often
so Im using the skill tree mod where I can make my hands bigger and get more joker slots with exp
if not once your deck is fixed you can use idol till you find baron mime
BRO
I JUST FUCKING CLICKED MY KING AND IT DIDNT SELECt
AND I LOST MY BLIND
WHAT THE FUCK
you got balatro'd 💔💔
that happens to me on my ps5 all the time lol
My Xbox controller fucks me over all the time
Both
yep ps5 controller is the same way it even happens on my mobile sometimes
😭💔
I also have horrible stick drift 💔

perishable lol
yeah
still worth
that sucks I've been there though
It just starts going up every so often
That's why I use the d pad 😋
@odd root welcome...
:3
:3

death
at least its not to the side I play a ot of FPS games and horizontal stickdrift sucks sm and for baltro itd be horrible trying to select your hand
just remembering when i got 2 foil throwbacks earlier... sigh...
lmao
HELP?
help me get eternal stuntman
baron my beloved
fuck
and when I had a xbox I once had stickdrift so bad it didnt matter if I used the dpad or not
blueprint
real
😭 cards just flying everywhere
more like my bullets in cod I had to change my move buttons to abxy 🙁
What to sell?
It's spoilt:(
I'd keep going and only replace brainstorms with blueprints really and wait till later you want baron and mime in the same shop and your deck almost if not completely fixed when you do
Sell brainstorm?
if you get another blueprint yes because you want even triggers on baron and mime for the best score and thats not possible with three bs
:o ...I will look for blueprints
yeah you can get away with three copy effects and do two baron one mime but for your build of four youd want two bp and two bs or more depending on what you find bp is better than bs 9/10
but after you get one more bp it wont really matter
YK ....
I didn't look at the hands left and while discarding for a steel king ...I died
🥀
Tragic death
<@&1133519078540185692>
🔫
anywho
i hit big
just got wheel of fortune to work
ive done it
all of balatro
the balatroing
@jolly meteor
Oye
...
desbloqueame
porfavor
...
😭
@jolly meteor Porfavor...
No pense lo que te dije
Porfavor.
Te amo!..
volvamos..
porfavor....
@jolly meteor
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@jolly meteor
@jolly meteor 😭
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Me rindo...
@jolly meteor Espero lo veas... y me des una oportunidad mas 💔
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Te amo mi chiquito...
@jolly meteor
¿?
@thin comet Found you! 😄
why???
I swear soul's only come at points in time when I would never take it
U are right
I wonder how people constantly get these runs
I've been on a consistent ante 1/2 loss
Every run joker pools are just too ass to carry enough to get any deck fixing
Either joker pool is good but nothing to get econ up or econ is good and joker selection is ass
Doesn't help when I need specific joker to get C++ done
C++ I found too grindy and boring so I didn't bother going for it, even though there is only a few jokers left for me to do on gold
even naneinf runs I'm getting bored with if I"ve got everything and it's guranteed half the time I abandon the game and start again
I'm more interested in ante 39 then C++
Delete what?
Spambot
I cannot see anything
Well it was deleted
Mission success
no,
First time wee joker (right b4 losing)
Is this a virus? I've bought the game legit but I decided to open it to play today and it brought me to this instead.
Unlicenced
Do u have multiple accounts on ur phone?
Cause from what I can tell ur license to the game was either revoked
Or the account u bought it on isn't on ur phone
I have the account I bought it on on my phone.
Some ppl on the reddit said it might be an injector virus to get you to fall for a scam to buy that unlicensed thingy.
But they also said reinstalling apparently works.
Haven't tried yet.
Reinstalling thankfully worked.
sounds like an economy issue
Guys, I've become addicted to gambling. As in, not only Balatro, but hunting specific jokers like All sixes, and lotsa lucky cards.
i'm addicted to hunting wee jokers

did you ecto in a flush build?
it was black ☹️
it's white stake so i take more risks in hopes of big rewards
because losing doesn't rly matter
i guess, but at least ecto in a way that will guarantee to hit a joker you expect to keep into deep endless, smeared is not that as you can just deck fix around its use
and with smeared finding flushes is a bit easier even with the -1 hand size
ofc it still doesn't always work out as seen here
but again it's white stake so i don't feel like i lost anything other than like 10 minutes of my life
Never heard of a virus that can revoke a license in ur Google play account
For a scam like that to work would require someone to social engineer you into visiting a fake website that looks like the play store or a fake play store app u installed
Even then balatro would still work
Seems like a verification issue from Google play services than malware
it's unfounded, basically just people speculating without any evidence;
Balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, es un estilo de vida. Respiro y tomo Balatro. Si tuviera un hijo lo llamaría "Full House" y si tuviera dos les pondría "Doble" y "Par" para mejorarlos a nivel 18 y que rompan las ligas de jefe cuando sean adultos. Brindo por Balatro, Como por Balatro, este me hizo mejor persona, y cuando tengo el celular descargado, cierro mis ojos para jugarlo en mi mente. La rueda de la fortuna dicta mi vida.
English please
The original meme is in Spanish
Siempre tengo un plátano en mi bolsillo para sumar puntos. Me identifico con el Joker "Misprint" porque mi estado mental es así de inestable. No puedo subir las escaleras sin pensar en Balatro y el dia que mu3ra espero que pongan en mi tumb4 "Mur1ó en pleno Balatreo". El unico corazón que quiero es el de la reina. Mi papá cree que estoy mal, pero él no sabe lo que es ser la carta más alta de la familia. El día que el juego ya no tenga fans es porque ya no estaré en este mundo. Porque yo... Soy el Balatro.
Yeah android users aren't very bright when it comes to explaining bugs
Usually just straight goes for u have malware
When most things are easy to explain
Occam's razor be damned
that's two paragraphs of Spanish though
i use linux btw
But you'd be amazed how many people think enabling developer options= open to malware attacks
large sideloading community is also a big benefit
When only way to really get malware on a phone is through side loading
I also have seen this rhetoric a bunch.
it's only opening you up to malware if you're stupid, but then you were already open to malware
Very rarely is anyone ever able to take advantage of a 0 click exploit
Google pays so many white hat hackers that even if one is found it's very quickly patched
I see so many people who think those "You have 5000 gagillion viruses install virus cleaner now!" Are real
Reason I don't use chrome anymore
No adblock no use
the only one that I've ever used is Malwarebytes because I sideloaded a bunch of stuff when I was younger and stupidly didn't check sources/upload APKs to virustotal
You don't even need anti virus on ur phone
They are all scams anyways
And will resource hog ur phone to a crawl
yeah
built in AVs are more than enough, I only ever install malwarebytes on my PC for a scan and then remove it after
you don't need anti virus on any device
just don't be stupid
That won't really fix all issues as even the smartest people can get infected.
I don't really use any active scanning, just do one manual one if I notice some shady stuff happening.
eh
maybe i'm lucky but i've literally never needed any kind of antivirus on my puter or any other device
My only real worry is when I'm downloading modding tools and the like, otherwise I'm pretty confident I won't do something dumb.
I've never gotten anything super crazy anyway, maybe just like annoyware or smthn like that
yea that's why i prefer open source so i can actually see what the tools are doing
less worry
also nobody uses linux so nobody can be assed to create malware for it so i'm even more safe
I assume it's just some weird bug with google then that some people get for an unknown reason.
There is Linux stuff but considerably less than Windows at least.
yeah
the last major exploit was like a year ago whereas windows gets compromised every other day
Exploits get found in Windows and Linux apps regularly
Don't download random things on either
I'll probably switch whenever it gets to the same usability for all the apps I care for. Everything is built for Windows, so getting stuff to work on Linux is often tedious or straight up impossible.
in my experience it's mostly Adobe software and games with kernel level anticheat that don't work
everything else works but some things require a bit more tinkering
i switched 5ish year ago and will never go back
The only difference is that the open source nature of Linux makes those exploits live way shorter than windows's
Compatibility layers are very capable of running windows applications. The only issue you may encounter are games that use a kernel-level anticheat
No it doesn't the life time of an exploit depends on if it's reported
open source might mean that you can download and patch something yourself, however most the time people on Linux destro's are relying on package managers so your still delaying getting fixes and some might not even arrive until a major update depending on the policies of the destro.
General rule of thumb, if whatever you're downloading has more than 50k down should at least scan the files to be safe, anything less is generally safe since that's a nothing blip on the radar
No one is going to waste time uploading malware no one is interested in anyways
What? Download count is meaningless and easily faked
The plant 🤡🤡
I have a question, why do I suddenly have an extra card? I don't have a joker or voucher that would give me extra space in my hand.
Is it some bug or what?
cert
Is it not the certificate that gives you a card?
readingthecardexplainsthecard. gif
round 1 shop wtf am i meant to do
Credit card in the buffoon pack
Hermit on arcane pack
Yellow deck in main menu
Bainsotm
Cry
My birthday was yesterday
Happy birthday internet stranger
already got that down dw
Lol peak
credit card in the arcana
buffoon same did
dif
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👎︎☜︎💧︎☜︎☼︎✞︎☜︎👎︎
reroll for credit card
Damn you are smart as hell
yes
In my Experience hello Amanda how are you doing ?
Thats good to hear enjoy the game :)
It would be reeeeallllyy funny, should I do it?
2 jimbo eternals
3 joker slots
are we doin nerfed cruelty this time
funny meme cat whzez
Fine I guess, I thought it would be funny, but yeah it does have some resemblance to cruelty with the greeen deck as well
egg
I don't know when I made a discard, it went back to 8 cards and that joker gives a random stamp to a random card.
I cant find luchador
Just find chikot instead... easy
But yeah that is why i always buy reroll boss voucher if i can
And for fun I gambled with oujia spectral card got 2s
Fire
Oh damnnnn
😭yea that's the spirit
awww IS THAT A MEOW MEOW
Me when cat 🌹
Omg cute baby
She screams MEOW
Off to an ok start
Ante 7 plant kinda build
IS THAT GARFIELD DOES SHE LIKE LASAGNA
"Ok"
Big garfield is chungus
Skill issue
psychopath playing red stake
you know how e works?
You cant really skip playing red stake unfortunatly
3/10 cards with no deck left 🥀🥀💔
My deh is gone 🥀
I been trying to get a stupid negative tag run lol
Roffles right
They really don’t synergize usually
The negative business card was nice tho
It's always
Especially when I did the baron run yesterday with high card 💔
Early burger and 🟥 joker kept me running
Then I got a negative slip tag and got a green owl and a 🏔️
I mean mystic summit
im still unlocking gold stake for all decks :(
Ngl people say black deck is the hardest to gold stake I think green deck was the worst
I had to photochad my way out of it 😭
Photochad was my only way to beat this dumb stake 
i wish i could show you my last run i had photo and 3 poly blueprints from ankhs
that's literally my only gold stake in this game
Ngl yall I think I’m a flush five merchant
Im consistently getting those runs and it’s always a blood stone or an idol lol
Me and idol?
We’re like this 🤞
Ante 9 i got plant 😔
Someone responding to the question “what is the first lyric to the song “see you again” by tyler the creator?”
😭
Lmao
Depend on what stake you play kn, if its white stakes then blue deck is the easiest deck for me, if its gold stake then its abviously yellow deck
💔🥀
Hmmmm
Realest balatro screenshot ever
Real
Im not getting over this
Mine is better
Why
Photochad + trib + sock
Mhm
Is there a way to cut the calculation half way through it?
Really shows my pain
Okay😭
Alt f4
Triboulet is my fave fave fave legendary tho
So my day IS better anyways
Same
Yorick is cool but triboulet peak
But I don’t want to wait whatever hours remaining for it to finish
guys i need advice: is blue joker good early game?
please help me idk what to change here
i dont want to lose
should i take the joker that creates 2 new jokers at the beginning of each round
should i sell the blue joker? is it not that good?
Any1 who uses mods, is there a way i can fix saturn mod not working with cryptid? I want to be able to skip animations or speed up the game past x4, so I got the saturn mod and i installed the mod the same way i do everything else and its saying cryptid is incompatable with saturn
Id say if youre going to grab the joker in the shop, youd need to get rid of at least 2 jokers 3 if you want it to create two each round, id say keep with you have till you have a better mult joker
what is an example of a better mult joker
i have 12x and 20x for total of 32x if I get 3 of a kind rn
thats the best i can do but i need a good replacement
so even tho its $0 u dont think i should take the free joker? bcuz nothing else is worth taking out rn?
I would put your hologram all the way to the right so when the green joker and ripped up joker play the hologram will multiply all the mult rather than it multiplying the base mult
how do i gain joker slots the easiest way?
SMART MAN its like pemdas!
r u smart boy
gaining joker slots would be from either the either the antimatter voucher or extoplasm
which the ectoplasm is a spectral card that you get from spectral packs
yes
ohhhh oopsies i thought they were useless
to get antimatter voucher you need to buy the blank voucher 10 times, then once you unlock it once, you can get antimatter after buying one blank voucher in the same game
woahhh
but buying it 10 times can be from any amount of games*
glitch can be good and bad, it might be worth replacing the green joker with it
but its a little riskier, but if you replace it with the glitch you can discard as much as you want
why can it be bad? at worst it will do +0 mult right
yea thats why it can be bad
ohhh
but i think its better than green joker just because I like to discard a lot
by this, u mean discard jokers?
no just discarding in general, because with the green joker you gain +1 mult per hand played but -1 mult per discard, so if you like discarding youre never going to gain mult from that joker, where as with the glitch youre garunteed mult almost every hand
i see
Green Joker is SOOO good for high card builds
yea but a high card build a little hard to do when youre first starting out, especailly if you dont have all the jokers unlocked
Wouldn't recommend high card for noobs no
youd need to unlock blueprint and some uncommon jokers to really make it work, imo best builds to go for as a beginner are flush, full house, and straights, but straights are probably the hardest build to have as a beginner
I kinda want that too now. My jokers have been triggering for I believe 3 or 4 hours already and I still haven’t made to half way of the hand
e4000 and growing
yea.. it would take 10-15 min even with the brainstorm mod at 32x speed
I really dont know what to do here
if youre going for high card build take the burnt joker, if you want to do flushes (easier for newer people) go with the flush joker (one on the left)
also i would work on trying to not spend money as much, once you get over $25 you max out your interest, so you get an extra $5 at the end of each round
dice for guaranteed parking money
get money
farm it
skip
K
