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warm flint
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Daimn Boy!!!!

storm bolt
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It's so over

warm flint
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You got planted

storm bolt
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Requirement is 1.8e11

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I got

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47k

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Xdd

storm bolt
warm flint
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I know about it

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It’s get me every time and I can’t reroll it

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Which card is the best for Perkeo?

storm bolt
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Joker or tarot

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?

warm flint
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Tarot

storm bolt
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But prolly hex carfs

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cards

storm bolt
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Those are go to

wooden girder
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Yall

storm bolt
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Yeah?

wooden girder
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Place your bets

storm bolt
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Yorick

warm flint
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I got fool

storm bolt
wooden girder
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Im hoping for trib but it’ll be Chicot 😭

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No way

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😭

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Guys guess who

slim junco
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Asmodeus I kneel

storm bolt
grizzled barn
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Negative, eternal rental egg 💔💔💔

storm bolt
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lol

grizzled barn
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What do you think about this sh

storm bolt
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Well

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Only need tarot cards

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After a few rounds

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To get money out of it

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But it's a big gamble

warm flint
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I almost lost Perko and got a 3d Photograph

wooden girder
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Guys

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Jokers you think are underrated

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Go

storm bolt
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There are 150 jokers

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Bruh

wooden girder
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You don’t have them memorized?

storm bolt
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I do

warm flint
mint cloud
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8 Ball is so underrated

storm bolt
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Just suddenly don't know the names

mint cloud
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and I will die on this hill

storm bolt
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real

wooden girder
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No iagree

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8 ball when you have a hanging chud is amazing

storm bolt
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troubadour is one for sure

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It always helps me

mint cloud
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I love my troubadoub

wooden girder
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Oh big agree

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That two extra hand size it’s great

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Im gonna lump in juggler with that

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Hand size is really underrated overall

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But you really do feel it

warm flint
mint cloud
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I love it whenever my ecto hits juggler its literally net zero

wooden girder
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Honestly

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I think hit the road is a bit over hated

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But I don’t think it’s underrated

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It’s not good

mint cloud
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Yeah I'm still a hater lmao

warm flint
wooden girder
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Especially for a rare

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Hiker?

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I think those chips it gives

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Especially with retriggers

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They really do add up

storm bolt
warm flint
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I like Madness when you play the higher stakes

wooden girder
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Oh yeah dude I love an eternal madness

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Peep this

slim junco
wooden girder
warm flint
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Under the Black Stage it’s sucks

mint cloud
warm flint
wooden girder
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Nah cuz I think under black stake you can still make it with the x mult

storm bolt
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Thats crazy

wooden girder
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Smh

slim junco
storm bolt
wooden girder
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You really don’t remember the joker named

warm flint
storm bolt
wooden girder
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Sanity joker when

slim junco
mint cloud
warm flint
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I think that the Idol is overrated

wooden girder
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\mult when you select small or big blind, create a joker

wooden girder
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It’s a transition joker

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Like with ancient joker for example

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You wanna convert your entire deck to wild red seals anyway

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And once you’ve done thay if you find an idol

warm flint
wooden girder
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That’s an upgrade

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And now you can use lucky cards

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I had a run like that

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E106

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It’s kinda like baron

mint cloud
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yeah ancient joker and retriggers is very fun

wooden girder
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You have to already have the deck for it

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People think when they see a baron they win

mint cloud
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That's a good comparison I agree

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'I think at the start baron is more reliable because just with a basic deck you have 4 kings instead of the 1 card idol hits

warm flint
wooden girder
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I love this game sm

wooden girder
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One type of card

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If you have a retriggers it’s better than baron

mint cloud
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That is a good way to put it

wooden girder
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Early game imo

warm flint
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I really love the challenges

wooden girder
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Because early high card no retriggers baron

mint cloud
wooden girder
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4 kings is negliable

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1 glass card and a hanging chad?

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Well we know how good photo Chad is

warm flint
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I won 16

mint cloud
keen jasper
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@quasi cedar this one planetless

quasi cedar
keen jasper
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nah you are madnees

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ness

quasi cedar
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Tarotless is ez

wooden girder
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And his joker friends were like

keen jasper
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good pfp zero

wooden girder
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“You’ve gone mad, ness!”

quasi cedar
quasi cedar
wooden girder
keen jasper
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nah probably gonna take a break of the game

quasi cedar
wooden girder
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“That’s super, man!”

keen jasper
wooden girder
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I always remember

keen jasper
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or cs2

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not more balatro in a while

quasi cedar
quasi cedar
keen jasper
keen jasper
quasi cedar
royal vault
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If u want some silly funny, I played this seed on my phone. 7LJEE1UK
This was a silly goofy 2 of clubs mult card run, I got the gluttonous joker and found hack, dusk and wee joker, I also found DNA and replaced that with a hanging Chad then deleted that because I found a soul card in a arcana pack. Hope you have fun with this whoever u are, this was my first ever 2 build deck run

wooden girder
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Are we not allowed to send gifs?

quasi cedar
quasi cedar
royal vault
wooden girder
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🥀

wooden girder
wooden girder
keen jasper
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wheres my update local??

keen jasper
quasi cedar
keen jasper
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i got byte by a spider, man

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dont know how to do these jokes

quasi cedar
wooden girder
zinc forge
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full-body jimbo looks weird tbh

keen jasper
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doctor strange one was good

keen jasper
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cause a southamerica team

lavish jackal
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Lets gooooo my first gold stake

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with that build

storm bolt
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First gold stake on black deck 😭

keen jasper
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first one , black??

lavish jackal
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yes

keen jasper
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naw bro you madness

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you do the hardest one

lavish jackal
keen jasper
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gold stake gonna be a joke to you then

lavish jackal
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I thought if I did the hardest one first the others would be easy

lavish jackal
storm bolt
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Thats the joke

hardy ice
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Anyone wanna come to ps party and help me clear gold stake

lavish jackal
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The game doesn't open wtf

keen jasper
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verify the archives

storm bolt
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It couldn't bear the fact that you beat gold stake for the first time with black deck

lavish jackal
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Maybe this is why

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It's already opened

storm bolt
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Wth

lavish jackal
storm bolt
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Yes

lavish jackal
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It doesn't sound so difficult

storm bolt
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Yes but it's like

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Why

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Are you the real Perceo btw

lavish jackal
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👀

storm bolt
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Your name

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Remember that one time I got you on ante 1 and lost

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🦉

wooden girder
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It’s on

storm bolt
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Anyways have to go to sleep cuz work is tmr

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See yall later

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Gn

wooden girder
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Gn

wooden girder
lavish jackal
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Peak manga

main moon
cobalt dust
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just received this 😁

lavish jackal
delicate viper
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Should I get seltzer? If so, what do I replace?

restive ice
jovial ibex
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Hi @compact flint

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Why block @compact flint

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😤

digital fable
delicate viper
digital fable
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I'm jawdropped on how you got to ante 8 lol

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I wouldn't take seltzer since it has nothing to do rn, with no glass or any jokers

jovial ibex
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@compact flint is being mean pls ban them

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I didn’t do nothing and there just being mean for no reason

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☹️

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@amber burrow

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Please

ancient cargo
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Where's the giggler

spice helm
granite drum
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"i skip blinds for uncommon jokers"

digital fable
digital fable
lucid pond
umbral hazel
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I'm jonkling it 🫣

worthy phoenix
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Amo Balatro❤️‍🩹

jovial ibex
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@amber burrow

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See

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Please ban this person

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There being mean for no reason

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That’s against tos

lucid pond
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I think being a Roblox YouTuber is a valid reason, no?

digital fable
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Did they say that privately cause I can't find them saying that

jovial ibex
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And it’s pissing me off

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😤

hallow zodiac
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Can someone give me good combinations?

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I'm a newbie

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I'm by green deck

digital fable
hallow zodiac
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Heard bout it

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I dont have the hanging ballot

digital fable
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Or bull + bootstrap is fun

fossil ermine
vestal sparrow
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@ripe bone your opinions suck

unborn cave
vestal sparrow
ripe bone
vestal sparrow
ripe bone
vestal sparrow
hoary mauve
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yet another unseeded naneinf attempt dying to the plant (yes i tried for luchador hence the uncommon blocking)

compact flint
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That’s fake

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You’re the one harassing me

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I specifically blocked you because you’re an alt

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The main account in question I banned from a server of mine for harassing a member and since you have repeatedly dmed me before I told you to stop

lavish jackal
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What's the most difficult deck not counting black deck?

slim junco
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CAN SOMEONE TEACH ME BALATRO

keen willow
slim junco
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HOW

ivory dune
wooden girder
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Black deck is hard but once it’s running that extra slot is amazing

wooden girder
lavish jackal
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I played black deck for over a month straight

wooden girder
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Ngl sometimes I’d forget I had six shots

lavish jackal
worthy phoenix
slim junco
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wtf is this

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i need help with balatro

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not whatever tf that is

worthy phoenix
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Stop Gooning bro

wooden girder
slim junco
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how do i improve my eco

wooden girder
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You stay above the interest cap and try to get an Econ joker

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First ante get a mult joker to glide

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Preferably first shop

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Overall Balatro isn’t really a game you can have a plan for the best way to play is to roll with what it gives you

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And be willing to pivot when something better comes along

wooden girder
slim junco
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r common jokers worth it

wooden girder
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Yes!

slim junco
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or should i just save for uncommons and rares

last goblet
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rarity isnt everytrhinf

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omg my english

wooden girder
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There are common jokers that are definitely worth

last goblet
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you should read the effects

wooden girder
slim junco
wooden girder
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It’s really about context

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Let’s say

last goblet
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everything

slim junco
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explain context

wooden girder
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You have a gold seal 8

slim junco
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i have Seal Team 6

wooden girder
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You see a hanging chad but all your joker slots are full

last goblet
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ill dip

proven tartan
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denji pfp spotted 😼

wooden girder
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Im that case you consider whether the potential benefits chad gives you is worth selling a joker for the slot

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You also base that decision on what jokers you have, whether or not it synergizes with what you already have

wooden girder
proven tartan
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type shit

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i need to re read csm

wooden girder
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When the manga ends I’m gonna reread it

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Jjk too

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I need to re read that

keen yarrow
wooden girder
keen yarrow
idle cloak
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i like gambaling but its not gambling

oblique hatch
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Balatro.

idle cloak
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yes.

oblique hatch
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Balatro best thing in my life rn

idle cloak
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titanfall 2 is best game ever

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but

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balatro second

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very close though

wooden girder
oblique hatch
west pollen
golden compass
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Guys 2 am

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Is it a good moment to play balatro

worthy phoenix
golden compass
keen yarrow
worthy phoenix
worthy phoenix
slim junco
golden compass
worthy phoenix
worthy phoenix
tepid sonnet
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huh

visual verge
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I cast

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ball itch

oak rapids
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🗣️🗣️

slender cradle
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I like the balatro clown

oak rapids
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Dicen que soy un delincuente 💥🗣️🗣️

worthy phoenix
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🔥🔥

turbid ermine
slim junco
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TS HAS TO BE MODIFIED

turbid ermine
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it techicnally is as you cant get showman this early

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but it is a vanillia build with two mods to find the seed and to spawn showman

slim junco
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Guh

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I just noticed the round 0

turbid ermine
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yea

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its the first skip of the game

slim junco
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Small blind and big blind skip for arcana packs

turbid ermine
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no you cant, this is the first skip of the game like i said

slim junco
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How would you know that from the screenshot

turbid ermine
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im the one who took it

slim junco
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Sure

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But its still theoretically possible

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In round 0

turbid ermine
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why do i even try bro

stuck hawk
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I got my First Soul today, then 30 mins later got another one

ornate cove
zenith wadi
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now ive seen everything

lunar verge
chilly mulch
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how beat

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blue

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help

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me need get plasma cards

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me need beat blue

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help

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how beat blue

patent flame
barren geyser
real sparrow
# chilly mulch how beat blue

Blue stake takes away your discards. To combat this, build towards hands that you don’t need to discard much to find, such as pairs.

slim junco
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Alternatively play 3oak and use the other two as alt discard

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Or less if you're more ballsy

worthy phoenix
graceful heath
lucid pond
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Did you skip a boss reroll and reroll into the plant?

slim junco
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Sure looks like it lol

lucid pond
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On the bright side if they beat it it's smooth sailing from here on out

graceful heath
lucid pond
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Alas

slow fern
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did balatro still drain a battery so fast ?

graceful heath
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Godfrey overhere

naive elbow
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Localthunk hates me

patent flame
naive elbow
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Anything but a 3 or 7 for a 3oak

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Violet vessel ahh

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300k ofc

graceful heath
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Yesterday I was running a goofy run where I got 2 stencils early

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And a blueprint

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Was scoring 400k

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Basically the easiest win ever

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Then violest vessel showed up

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Had nothing to do except stare

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It was so silly

slim junco
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Is Balatro a game of luck or game of skill?

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dry scroll
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hi guys, im new to balatro, does anyone have tips on how to be better?

worthy phoenix
abstract parcel
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Fellas, is there an appeal to Obelisk? Like, how DOES one build around it?

graceful heath
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U can play a whole bunch of say highcard then switch to flush

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Vice versa

unreal aurora
abstract parcel
abstract parcel
cerulean rampart
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BALATRO REFERENCE

abstract parcel
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Bloody Hell. I love that style, even if it gets wonky (Shortcut is a very persuasive Joker, not gonna lie).

unreal aurora
abstract parcel
unreal aurora
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Yeah basically

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Not compatible with modded jokers I've found

timid cedar
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yeah, it essentially shows how all your jokers react to the hand being played/about to be played

timid cedar
slim junco
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perfectly balanced as all things should be

abstract parcel
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Sounds good. Good mods are QOLs, or a little extra for flavor. If I can keep an eye on me stats without having to hover, it's something small, but it goes a long way.

timid cedar
abstract parcel
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After all, for every mod that has a custom joker or game style, there are at least 6-12 mods for card sleeves and designs.

dry scroll
slim junco
slim junco
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roblox

dry scroll
slim junco
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a lot?

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then why dont u just marry it

glad oriole
dry scroll
dry scroll
glad oriole
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no

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its a dumb joke

dry scroll
glad oriole
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some guy submitted a bug report saying ante 6 is impossible and it became a joke for a short time

wooden girder
slim junco
slim junco
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just saying i beat ante 6/8 🥱

wooden girder
slim junco
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Your scoring jokers aren't surficient for your build if you're dying ante 6, figure out where you're lacking by ante 3 or 4 at the latest

slim junco
slim junco
glad oriole
slim junco
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Usually it's plus mult is too low

dry scroll
slim junco
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no my jokes r good

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stahp

abstract parcel
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Going to try a Matikane/Wheeler run. Basically, any cards that rely on luck or improve it.
What Jokers/Tarot would you lot recommend? Aside from The Magician lucky card, the only Joker I have in mind is Oops, All 6s.

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Ooh, Gros Michel and its sequel, Oops All 6s, my homies Blueprint and their unmentioned brother...

ornate cove
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fluzzzzzh

abstract parcel
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I'll have to look into Cartomancer, but still, kind of a crazy idea. Thanks, lads!

wooden girder
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Really fun idol run

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4SBVHGNB

quick wedge
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Tremendo

young wren
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egg 🥹

slim junco
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I'm surprised this moron can even log on when they've huffed this much gasoline in their life

quick wedge
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I have a question,Playstation 3 is it still a good console?

slim junco
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Doesn't have Bloodborne so imma have to say nah

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Unless you wanna play MGS4 for some reason ig

drowsy rivet
lone vault
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look at this terrible build that i somehow won with, hologram carried

abstract parcel
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Guys, I think the Matikane (Uma Musume fans will know) run might be taking form.
What do you guys think so far? Any ways to improve it? (Lololol).

limpid tendon
mighty hazel
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meow

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wplace is fun

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someone at my city made a jimbo

abstract parcel
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The Matikane Run was pretty fun. Built on Straights, and it took a bit to adapt from Fibonacci and Stencil to Lucky Cat, though honestly Blueprint came in clutch.

mighty hazel
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fire

abstract parcel
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I think the next time I try this, I'll keep an eye out for Space Joker, that cowboy knows a thing or two about 50-50s.

quick wedge
worthy phoenix
white otter
delicate viper
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Should I get poly reserved parking or nah?

quick wedge
zinc forge
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terraria x balatro when

wooden girder
zinc forge
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fuck palworld, we need balatro

abstract parcel
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Wait, what WOULD go on the Terraria Face cards?

white otter
zinc forge
white otter
zinc forge
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or a boss

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like empress of light

wooden girder
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For spades

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Well maybe brain of cthulu for hearts and eater of worlds for spades

graceful heath
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Y'all fw hollow knight

quick cargo
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I got a j*b

zinc forge
graceful heath
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Holy shit man

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Enjoy it

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At least if y like it

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Thr wair for silksong wouldn't be as bad

drifting belfry
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i fw it but metroidvanias are not my thing

cobalt wing
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Balaaaaaaa

slender oasis
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i fuck so much pussy i might switch to bussy 🗣️🔥

hallow widget
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finally happening

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mime baron op

wooden girder
royal vault
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😭

hallow widget
wooden girder
hallow widget
wooden girder
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!!!

hallow widget
wooden girder
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Stand proud

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You’re strong

hallow widget
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games sees me as a threat now😭😭😭

royal vault
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genuinelly going to off myself, literally going for a straight flush here because I have King Queen Jack and 9 of hearts OFF RIP on the first big blind and I managed to get 5 tens of hearts in my deck off of the small blind and in all 4 fucking discards not one of them could give me a single fucking ten of hearts. Actually going to go die now

drifting belfry
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i just did a royal flush build, had 5 of each card i needed at least, game wouldn't give one of them to me. every. single. ante. luckily i won but straight flushes suck

patent flame
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Super hard to draw

drifting belfry
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its still too inconsistent for me

potent pumice
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yall I've learned I'm stupid and am too tired to figure out how to mod my balatro

icy frost
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What to sell?

royal vault
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honestly

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I dont think there is anything you CAN sell

potent pumice
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maybe ecto in spectral

royal vault
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what hands are you typically playing

royal vault
royal vault
# icy frost

it heavily depends what hand ur playing, if you're playing primarily face cards then I'd say get rid of the baron because from what I see, you dont have that many kinds

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kings*

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only 7 kinds

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kings*

icy frost
icy frost
icy frost
royal vault
fathom arch
royal vault
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you can probably find baron later

icy frost
icy frost
royal vault
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but what vouchers do you have

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do u have paintbrush yet?

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if not you can make your hand bigger again slightly

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then again, I play modded often

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so Im using the skill tree mod where I can make my hands bigger and get more joker slots with exp

potent pumice
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if not once your deck is fixed you can use idol till you find baron mime

royal vault
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BRO

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I JUST FUCKING CLICKED MY KING AND IT DIDNT SELECt

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AND I LOST MY BLIND

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WHAT THE FUCK

fathom arch
granite drum
potent pumice
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that happens to me on my ps5 all the time lol

fathom arch
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My Xbox controller fucks me over all the time

royal vault
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do I find the 9 of clubs?

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or ace of clubs?

fathom arch
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Both

royal vault
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I got it

fathom arch
potent pumice
royal vault
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fellas

fathom arch
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I also have horrible stick drift 💔

royal vault
potent pumice
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perishable lol

royal vault
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yeah

potent pumice
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still worth

potent pumice
fathom arch
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That's why I use the d pad 😋

granite drum
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@odd root welcome...

odd root
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:3

granite drum
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:3

odd root
granite drum
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1/4

odd root
potent pumice
fathom arch
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😭😭😭

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I'd just kill the controller

granite drum
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just remembering when i got 2 foil throwbacks earlier... sigh...

odd root
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lmao

chilly mulch
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how beat

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blue

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me need equal deck

granite drum
royal vault
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free baron baby

odd root
chilly mulch
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help me get eternal stuntman

odd root
chilly mulch
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fuck

potent pumice
granite drum
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blueprint blueprint

granite drum
fathom arch
potent pumice
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more like my bullets in cod I had to change my move buttons to abxy 🙁

icy frost
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What to sell?

azure willow
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:D

icy frost
potent pumice
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I'd keep going and only replace brainstorms with blueprints really and wait till later you want baron and mime in the same shop and your deck almost if not completely fixed when you do

potent pumice
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if you get another blueprint yes because you want even triggers on baron and mime for the best score and thats not possible with three bs

potent pumice
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yeah you can get away with three copy effects and do two baron one mime but for your build of four youd want two bp and two bs or more depending on what you find bp is better than bs 9/10

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but after you get one more bp it wont really matter

icy frost
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I didn't look at the hands left and while discarding for a steel king ...I died

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🥀

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Tragic death

slim junco
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whats the strat here

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what the fuck

north crescent
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<@&1133519078540185692>

hasty phoenix
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🔫

slim junco
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anywho

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i hit big

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just got wheel of fortune to work

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ive done it

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all of balatro

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the balatroing

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@jolly meteor

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Oye

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...

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desbloqueame

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porfavor

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...

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😭

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@jolly meteor Porfavor...

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No pense lo que te dije

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Porfavor.

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Te amo!..

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volvamos..

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porfavor....

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@jolly meteor

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...

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@jolly meteor

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@jolly meteor 😭

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...

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Me rindo...

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@jolly meteor Espero lo veas... y me des una oportunidad mas 💔

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...

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Te amo mi chiquito...

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@jolly meteor

nova shore
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¿?

fickle current
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Lmao

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The fact that i read spanish made that 10x funnier

bleak shore
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@thin comet Found you! 😄

wise plaza
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I swear soul's only come at points in time when I would never take it

patent flame
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U are right

wanton steeple
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I wonder how people constantly get these runs

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I've been on a consistent ante 1/2 loss

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Every run joker pools are just too ass to carry enough to get any deck fixing

wise plaza
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get what runs?

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naneinf runs? it's more just practice they aren't particularly hard

wanton steeple
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Either joker pool is good but nothing to get econ up or econ is good and joker selection is ass

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Doesn't help when I need specific joker to get C++ done

wise plaza
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C++ I found too grindy and boring so I didn't bother going for it, even though there is only a few jokers left for me to do on gold

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even naneinf runs I'm getting bored with if I"ve got everything and it's guranteed half the time I abandon the game and start again

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I'm more interested in ante 39 then C++

graceful field
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Can someone delete that

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Thanks

wise plaza
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Delete what?

graceful field
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Spambot

wise plaza
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I cannot see anything

graceful field
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Well it was deleted

craggy shadow
grave gust
wide lagoon
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no,

harsh flicker
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First time wee joker (right b4 losing)

glass jasper
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Big wee

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Rip stone build 😔

knotty rivet
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Is this a virus? I've bought the game legit but I decided to open it to play today and it brought me to this instead.

patent flame
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Hah

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How could that happen

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U should probably ask for support

wanton steeple
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Unlicenced

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Do u have multiple accounts on ur phone?

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Cause from what I can tell ur license to the game was either revoked

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Or the account u bought it on isn't on ur phone

knotty rivet
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I have the account I bought it on on my phone.

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Some ppl on the reddit said it might be an injector virus to get you to fall for a scam to buy that unlicensed thingy.

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But they also said reinstalling apparently works.

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Haven't tried yet.

knotty rivet
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Reinstalling thankfully worked.

lone fern
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just went thru 8 antes and not a single hanged man for my canio

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i hate this game

wise plaza
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sounds like an economy issue

abstract parcel
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Guys, I've become addicted to gambling. As in, not only Balatro, but hunting specific jokers like All sixes, and lotsa lucky cards.

brisk zinc
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i'm addicted to hunting wee jokers

abstract parcel
brisk zinc
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never do flushmaxxing

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AJ is on red so if that face card is black i'm dead

timid cedar
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did you ecto in a flush build?

brisk zinc
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it was black ☹️

brisk zinc
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because losing doesn't rly matter

timid cedar
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i guess, but at least ecto in a way that will guarantee to hit a joker you expect to keep into deep endless, smeared is not that as you can just deck fix around its use

brisk zinc
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and with smeared finding flushes is a bit easier even with the -1 hand size

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ofc it still doesn't always work out as seen here

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but again it's white stake so i don't feel like i lost anything other than like 10 minutes of my life

wanton steeple
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For a scam like that to work would require someone to social engineer you into visiting a fake website that looks like the play store or a fake play store app u installed

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Even then balatro would still work

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Seems like a verification issue from Google play services than malware

solemn elm
copper lynx
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Balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, es un estilo de vida. Respiro y tomo Balatro. Si tuviera un hijo lo llamaría "Full House" y si tuviera dos les pondría "Doble" y "Par" para mejorarlos a nivel 18 y que rompan las ligas de jefe cuando sean adultos. Brindo por Balatro, Como por Balatro, este me hizo mejor persona, y cuando tengo el celular descargado, cierro mis ojos para jugarlo en mi mente. La rueda de la fortuna dicta mi vida.

copper lynx
copper lynx
# copper lynx Balatro no es solo un juego de cartas, es un estilo de vida. Respiro y tomo Bala...

Siempre tengo un plátano en mi bolsillo para sumar puntos. Me identifico con el Joker "Misprint" porque mi estado mental es así de inestable. No puedo subir las escaleras sin pensar en Balatro y el dia que mu3ra espero que pongan en mi tumb4 "Mur1ó en pleno Balatreo". El unico corazón que quiero es el de la reina. Mi papá cree que estoy mal, pero él no sabe lo que es ser la carta más alta de la familia. El día que el juego ya no tenga fans es porque ya no estaré en este mundo. Porque yo... Soy el Balatro.

wanton steeple
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Usually just straight goes for u have malware

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When most things are easy to explain

solemn elm
wanton steeple
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I use android

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Because I like being able to modify apps to remove ads

solemn elm
brisk zinc
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i use linux btw

wanton steeple
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But you'd be amazed how many people think enabling developer options= open to malware attacks

solemn elm
wanton steeple
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When only way to really get malware on a phone is through side loading

solemn elm
wanton steeple
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Very rarely is anyone ever able to take advantage of a 0 click exploit

solemn elm
wanton steeple
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I see so many people who think those "You have 5000 gagillion viruses install virus cleaner now!" Are real

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Reason I don't use chrome anymore

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No adblock no use

solemn elm
wanton steeple
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You don't even need anti virus on ur phone

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They are all scams anyways

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And will resource hog ur phone to a crawl

solemn elm
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yeah

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built in AVs are more than enough, I only ever install malwarebytes on my PC for a scan and then remove it after

brisk zinc
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just don't be stupid

knotty rivet
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I don't really use any active scanning, just do one manual one if I notice some shady stuff happening.

brisk zinc
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eh

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maybe i'm lucky but i've literally never needed any kind of antivirus on my puter or any other device

knotty rivet
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My only real worry is when I'm downloading modding tools and the like, otherwise I'm pretty confident I won't do something dumb.

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I've never gotten anything super crazy anyway, maybe just like annoyware or smthn like that

brisk zinc
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yea that's why i prefer open source so i can actually see what the tools are doing

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less worry

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also nobody uses linux so nobody can be assed to create malware for it so i'm even more safe

knotty rivet
knotty rivet
brisk zinc
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yeah

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the last major exploit was like a year ago whereas windows gets compromised every other day

wise plaza
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Exploits get found in Windows and Linux apps regularly

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Don't download random things on either

knotty rivet
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I'll probably switch whenever it gets to the same usability for all the apps I care for. Everything is built for Windows, so getting stuff to work on Linux is often tedious or straight up impossible.

brisk zinc
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in my experience it's mostly Adobe software and games with kernel level anticheat that don't work

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everything else works but some things require a bit more tinkering

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i switched 5ish year ago and will never go back

summer relic
summer relic
wise plaza
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open source might mean that you can download and patch something yourself, however most the time people on Linux destro's are relying on package managers so your still delaying getting fixes and some might not even arrive until a major update depending on the policies of the destro.

slim junco
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General rule of thumb, if whatever you're downloading has more than 50k down should at least scan the files to be safe, anything less is generally safe since that's a nothing blip on the radar

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No one is going to waste time uploading malware no one is interested in anyways

wise plaza
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What? Download count is meaningless and easily faked

long talon
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yo

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anyone know wplace

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i wanna make a cavendish

wind remnant
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The plant 🤡🤡

pine vector
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I have a question, why do I suddenly have an extra card? I don't have a joker or voucher that would give me extra space in my hand.

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Is it some bug or what?

void spear
lucid pond
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readingthecardexplainsthecard. gif

smoky lake
glass finch
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round 1 shop wtf am i meant to do

valid badge
nova quail
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Credit card in the buffoon pack

valid badge
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Hermit on arcane pack

nova quail
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Yellow deck in main menu

smoky lake
fervent helm
halcyon scaffold
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My birthday was yesterday

fervent helm
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Happy birthday internet stranger

glass finch
fervent helm
signal pilot
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buffoon same did

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dif

main moon
# wind remnant The plant 🤡🤡

✋︎ ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎✋︎☠︎☝︎ ☟︎✌︎❄︎☜︎ 👌︎✌︎☼︎⚐︎☠︎ 💣︎✋︎💣︎☜︎

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👎︎☜︎💧︎☜︎☼︎✞︎☜︎👎︎

main moon
tidal echo
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cryptid is fun.

rapid hill
main moon
rapid hill
brisk zinc
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Hi I'm alright

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I fixed my game of life code and I'm kinda happy with it

rapid hill
brisk zinc
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It's a 0 player game so i won't be enjoying lmao

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I just had fun making it

slim junco
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funny cat picture

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where find

karmic lantern
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It would be reeeeallllyy funny, should I do it?

wild lily
slim junco
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funny meme cat whzez

karmic lantern
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Fine I guess, I thought it would be funny, but yeah it does have some resemblance to cruelty with the greeen deck as well

slim junco
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egg

pine vector
zenith jasper
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I cant find luchador

cold merlin
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But yeah that is why i always buy reroll boss voucher if i can

slim junco
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HI GUYS

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HOW R U

storm bolt
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Guys

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I'm doing a wee joker run

whole roost
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Just today

storm bolt
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And for fun I gambled with oujia spectral card got 2s

whole roost
whole roost
storm bolt
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How lucky I can be

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I might need to go and gamble with real money now

whole roost
brisk zinc
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she is silly

slim junco
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awww IS THAT A MEOW MEOW

storm bolt
storm bolt
brisk zinc
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Omg cute baby

brisk zinc
ancient thorn
spring sphinx
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Off to an ok start

brisk zinc
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Ante 7 plant kinda build

slim junco
brisk zinc
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Get the VHS

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She is a smol Garfield

whole roost
whole roost
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Yea

slim junco
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Big garfield is chungus

wooden girder
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Erm, what the helly?

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My score won’t get bigger local thunk plz fix?!

brisk zinc
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Skill issue

nova zodiac
nova shore
wooden girder
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I do

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It’s a joke

void spear
storm bolt
wooden girder
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I been trying to get a stupid negative tag run lol

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Roffles right

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They really don’t synergize usually

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The negative business card was nice tho

storm bolt
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Especially when I did the baron run yesterday with high card 💔

wooden girder
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Early burger and 🟥 joker kept me running

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Then I got a negative slip tag and got a green owl and a 🏔️

storm bolt
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So you became the climber?

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Peak manga btw

wooden girder
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Midas mask into golden ticket with a 🐂

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Went crazy

wooden girder
glass finch
wooden girder
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I had to photochad my way out of it 😭

void spear
glass finch
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i wish i could show you my last run i had photo and 3 poly blueprints from ankhs

deft salmon
wooden girder
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Ngl yall I think I’m a flush five merchant

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Im consistently getting those runs and it’s always a blood stone or an idol lol

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Me and idol?

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We’re like this 🤞

whole roost
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What yall think is the easiest deck tho

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For me its gold deck

spring sphinx
spring sphinx
# whole roost "Ok"

Someone responding to the question “what is the first lyric to the song “see you again” by tyler the creator?”

novel narwhal
whole roost
spring sphinx
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Realest balatro screenshot ever

whole roost
whole roost
spring sphinx
whole roost
spring sphinx
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Photochad + trib + sock

whole roost
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Mhm

vague parcel
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Is there a way to cut the calculation half way through it?

spring sphinx
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Really shows my pain

whole roost
spring sphinx
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So my day IS better anyways

vague parcel
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I kinda wanted to keep the score

whole roost
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Yorick is cool but triboulet peak

vague parcel
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But I don’t want to wait whatever hours remaining for it to finish

slim junco
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guys i need advice: is blue joker good early game?

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please help me idk what to change here

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i dont want to lose

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should i take the joker that creates 2 new jokers at the beginning of each round

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should i sell the blue joker? is it not that good?

pastel plume
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Any1 who uses mods, is there a way i can fix saturn mod not working with cryptid? I want to be able to skip animations or speed up the game past x4, so I got the saturn mod and i installed the mod the same way i do everything else and its saying cryptid is incompatable with saturn

pastel plume
slim junco
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what is an example of a better mult joker

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i have 12x and 20x for total of 32x if I get 3 of a kind rn

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thats the best i can do but i need a good replacement

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so even tho its $0 u dont think i should take the free joker? bcuz nothing else is worth taking out rn?

pastel plume
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I would put your hologram all the way to the right so when the green joker and ripped up joker play the hologram will multiply all the mult rather than it multiplying the base mult

slim junco
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how do i gain joker slots the easiest way?

slim junco
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r u smart boy

pastel plume
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gaining joker slots would be from either the either the antimatter voucher or extoplasm

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which the ectoplasm is a spectral card that you get from spectral packs

slim junco
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are those rare

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so i should be opening my spectral packs

granite drum
slim junco
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ohhhh oopsies i thought they were useless

pastel plume
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to get antimatter voucher you need to buy the blank voucher 10 times, then once you unlock it once, you can get antimatter after buying one blank voucher in the same game

slim junco
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woahhh

pastel plume
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but buying it 10 times can be from any amount of games*

slim junco
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ohhh i see

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interesting

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is the glitch any good?

pastel plume
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glitch can be good and bad, it might be worth replacing the green joker with it

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but its a little riskier, but if you replace it with the glitch you can discard as much as you want

slim junco
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why can it be bad? at worst it will do +0 mult right

pastel plume
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yea thats why it can be bad

slim junco
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ohhh

pastel plume
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but i think its better than green joker just because I like to discard a lot

slim junco
pastel plume
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no just discarding in general, because with the green joker you gain +1 mult per hand played but -1 mult per discard, so if you like discarding youre never going to gain mult from that joker, where as with the glitch youre garunteed mult almost every hand

slim junco
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i see

unreal aurora
pastel plume
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yea but a high card build a little hard to do when youre first starting out, especailly if you dont have all the jokers unlocked

unreal aurora
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Wouldn't recommend high card for noobs no

pastel plume
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youd need to unlock blueprint and some uncommon jokers to really make it work, imo best builds to go for as a beginner are flush, full house, and straights, but straights are probably the hardest build to have as a beginner

unreal aurora
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You don't need blooprint

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Just need good chip and mult scaling

vague parcel
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e4000 and growing

pastel plume
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yea.. it would take 10-15 min even with the brainstorm mod at 32x speed

quartz dawn
#

I really dont know what to do here

pastel plume
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if youre going for high card build take the burnt joker, if you want to do flushes (easier for newer people) go with the flush joker (one on the left)

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also i would work on trying to not spend money as much, once you get over $25 you max out your interest, so you get an extra $5 at the end of each round

sly ridge
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get money

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farm it

quartz dawn
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Skip?

slim junco
quartz dawn
#

K