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Jimbo is now officially in my senior photos
tbh u dont need that to get ur first win
just keep grinding
read what every joker does properly
HOLA BALATREROS
This is going to be a good run.
hey does anyone here wanna join a project on making a giant perkeo on wplace
I tried to play a game based on vibes without reading the effects of the cards
Does not work do not recommend
im drawing jimbo in Wplace
chad would help a lot with the wees but idk if i wanna sell the canio
where's the ectoplasm when you need it
fr
guess i'm skipping the chad this time
I AM
JOHN BALATRO
H O W TF this worked?
IDK
But worked
One of the worst combo I have ever done
supernova?
Which deck?
Abysmal dogshit 🔥
Double tag
Oh ok
Absolute trash combo
I say that i won on gold stake with:
Hanging chad
Fortune teller
Vagabond
Acrobat
Hologram
Vagabond fortune is a good combo. Hologram is very easy to farm
I literally used campfire and green joker as my multiplier jokers
Triple legendary on a unseeded might be the best luck i had in a while
Yeah but on gold stake? 😭
it's scaling flat mult i suppose
in case you need it
Blue stake. The same but not rental and perishable. Only eternals
what is even bad about it
that looks perfect

HELPPPPPPPPP what should i do
buy it with ur own money
oh wait i sell smily nvm
i didnt know what to do im dumb
i was talking to the guy who wants to have balatro gifted but ok
oh well you helped me
and yeah smily seems to be legit tho
i wish i can say hi to localthunk tho
bc his game is fire
same he's the goat frrrrr
yuh
btw my run is unseeded
now what do i sell
can someone teach me how to play balatro
is this supposed to be good
canio is x6 and cat is 3.75x
yes
this run is extremly lucky
can somebody help i dont know if i should take out perkeo or canio cause i feel like that's what i should do
@echo valve I summon you
wait hes a ror2 player automatic goat
mb she
omg local thunk is online , i'll pray to the balatro gods he'll help he actually got c++
photo goes right?
ok
honestly i have no idea i feal like if you have good econ kick reserved parking and start photo chad
parking is my only econ lol
elmo can you help me tho?
im biased i hate canio
well at a certain point you cant have econ jokers
whats the canio at
what's that mod you got under the jokers?
joker display
thx
true
last decision
i would need deaths and the destroying thing
dollars
like 15 bucks
eygpt uses dollar ?
holy fuck
man it changes by country
idk if ill buy it any time soon
it may be cheaper for you
thats expensive asf
i can buy a third party controller
with 700
check i ur steam
8 dollars
just sell cat
ok ):
what's the best deck for money scaling?
any. maybe plasma for ease of scoring or abandoned to dig up your cards that give $
alr thx
No context and is not supposed to be directed anyone
hi chat
hi gng
sdiybt
I'm jonkling it ‼️
Cool ass neg
natural negative jimbo ante 15
I-IT happened!!!!
too bad it's not the black deck, would've had one extra slot to fit that joker
think about it, which one is the least helpful? otherwise, do you really need that other joker in the shop?
the game creator WANTS you to be picky
ngl i js eat everything
i see
do i js remove odd todd?
Slime todd
i know that but i need to see if you've added any cards
why do you even want seltzer
and the ante and the round and the money and the stake
like why does this image crop everything 😭
ante 6
round 6
wtf
22 dollars
normal stake
bought all the packs n, shii?
yes
welp
ima js remove odd todd atp
Four of a kind lvl 3 no uses
Oooh
i wanted to play pokemon showdown and look who pulled up
is it just me or is the flush useful but kinda shit?
it stinks yeah
Flush lowk useful tho
flush is OP if u have like
lucky cards
or bonuses
?
i hate the black deck and im still struggling to beat it due to the fact that you have to get like a 15K avr for each hand played on a 40K round
ima js remove todd
cya gng
ima tell yall onc ei uhh
finish the game
uhm
i got the house
am i fucked?
should be fine what
are you skipping every blind 😭
uhm.
maybe
im on round 9
ante 8
wish me luck.
wait guys
do i spend
all my money
on rerolls
to get planet and arcana cards
???
voilet vessel.
guys
im cooked
im not skipping
im gonna complete the binds
screenshot
yeah
ok you have 2 scaling jokers and you skipped everything
of course 😭
kk
its probably cooked though
throwback ≠ skip everything
you should be fine unless that 34k was your best possible hand
are runner and square at 0
yea i don't think you're surviving that.....
uh lemme check
sqaure at 8
runner at 30
i should js accept defeat
but what did u learn
whats the boss blind
how to eat a pineapple
top 0.0001% 8 chips square joker gambit
ouch 😭
i feel ya
🙏
i was about to ask that lol
do i buy it
is it useful?
ancient joker clutch maybe???
we'll see after my i pray
maybe if flush is levelled
💔
which suit is it on rn
maybe it truly was the 8 chips square joker gambit
flush is like
lvl 6
and full house on 4-5
i saw u have a lot of hearts
i used them
on my las thand
on the big blind
ima prob like buy the aincent joker and tyr to see a joke rthat gives like the 3+ mult
on heart cards
is ancient on hearts?
that made me think, does ancient joker act like the idol which picks only existing cards (in this case suits) or would it still give any other suit if you have only 1 suit
tf
the second case
Wow
back
i bought the aincent jjoker
i got 17 bucks on me
do i reroll
?
guys?
yk wat fuck it
ima reroll
nvm bad idea.
violet vessel guys
managed to get an diamond flush or smth
WAIT
yoo nice
oof
rip
i have learnt a good lesson today
not to uh
uhh
to never play violet vessel
ig
i might have actaully had a chance
if i ddint get violet vessel
you skipped a lot while having scaling jokers too
Hi everyone!
yo
Hi guys, evaluate my run
Man, I love Balatro.
Man, I love Balatro?
Man, we all love balatro
Man, we all love balatro!
I love men, balatro.
serpent is the easiest boss blind in the game typically
It's a benefit for most runs
men love balatro, I
I think you probably just don't understand it's effect
you always draw 3 after a hand/discard
even if you play 1/discard 1
easiest is prob
the -1 hand
anyways im back at ante 8
? that isn't a boss blind
do you mean manacle which is -1 handsize
and I disagree, it's still serpent
getting +2 effective handsize per discard/throwaway hand is pretty big for a lot of runs
What about the must play 5 cards
I have lost against the serpent but never against that
It always comes early most of the time when you play 5 cards
i mean blind
hurts lobotomy the most typically
do i ge tit?
as playing an extra 3 hands can mean not playing your ideal hand
I'm certain it doesn't exist
-1 hand
Specifically black deck
.
Needle sets your hands to 1, none of them are -1 hand
no no i dont mean the hand which u play with
the hand i mean is the one that has the cards
over fortune teller or abstract joker, whichever is smaller.
Check this chat
black deck is by far the worst deck
that's manacle, which is -1 handsize, as I just said
my fortune teller is like
Doing this for 21 million is criminal
its fine on lower stakes but after that its just ridiculous
Yeah
You got damn rigth xD
id be done completionist+ already if black deck wasnt so ass
Allat for 4 dollars from the blind 💔
real
copying photo gives more score here
we need a black deck rework
one day man one day
Really?. Idk that
guys do i remove abstract or fortune teller
looks inside
photochad
what is fortunre teller at
remove abstract, it gives less mult there
🥀🥀🥀
k
fortune scales so remove abstract unless youre getting less off fortune
😭
When is balatro with real money dropping?
I'm gathering that English isn't your first language /neutral
Would say go to las vegas but apparently they're going bankrupt
soon
the blind is crimson heart btw
What boss blind is?
We have casinos called las vegas in hungary 💔 I ain't winnin shit
meh fine
Nofugginway kek
skip
"We have las vegas at home"
I would take even Steven over fortune teller
Well, i do choose the vagabond. But i think is skip that
Deceased
because you have ancient joker, so +mult activating on-score is better than fortune teller
^^^ works betteer with ancient Lilos right
yeah
And sorry for mi bad english, i'm from latín america
Which country
So far away
Really lol
Well from europe
Por balatro 🍷
my flush is at lvl 5
Why you dont sell de egg?
And how much money gives the egg?
6
Ok, dont sell it
move even steven to the far left so it triggers before ancient joker so its multiplied after
kk
yeah if youre not planning on going endless and next blind is the boss
what is the ancient jokers suit currently set to?
diamonds
ah
roll id say
kk
What's the name of this fruit
didnt get anything good
show?
pomegrant?
Anybody of here has won in gold stake?
yeah
13/15 decks on gold stake atm
need help?
Nah they look different
oh that sucks
Nop.
ik how its called
alright good luck next round
in arabic
its pure torture sometimes but thankyou
bye
Use google translate Ig
You're welcome
if it lands on ancient joker throw a hand out to swap whichever is disabled
Don't die
because all of your score is coming from ancient joker
how do i throw hands
like play a highcard, and keep your flush for the next hand
yes thats why its a throwaway hand, you dont want to waste a good flush when ancient joker is disabled
Hello fellow Balatrites
wsg
After I gold staked every deck lmao
Yo, w pfp bro
nice job
You too king
Can I get a cheeseberker
vagabond soloes tho....
When did Denji get eye taken out?
And a side of zerk
yeah just play a flush now
Start of the manga
I love berk
He sold it
i need diamonds tho
discard for diamonds then
O i c now
do i still flush
yes
ancient joker is where all of your scoring is coming from
steven is just a nice addition
i got the diamond flush
I had an amazing ancient joker run that I turned into an idol run
play another highcard
It was so peak
and wait for it to be undisabled
man i can never get idol online
ancient joker always carries me tho
ggs*
I hit e 108
well done dude
Ancient joker is such a good transition joker too
im 13/15 on goldstakes but my highscore is only like e14
For idol
Is one billion at ante 8 good?
goated seed
Because you wanna make everything a wild card of one kind
my first win
Usual Baron run
So it’ll always hit
do i do endless?
Always
ima try it out
sure
It’s so peak I saved it
Not when you are trying to plat the game
Trying to play the game?
I was so close then I accidently pressed unlock all and had to start over
plat it on ps
Oooooh that hurts
Not like jokerless is possible
I have two accounts one for completing and one for playing for fun
I bet I tried it over 50 times just to get to barely ante 3
Jeez
Me when balatro 🌹❤
ye im fucked
lol
gg!!!
Bad news I can’t find it
What
Oh
It was just a crazy seed
That’s ancient joker for you
What I do is I look for a red seal card
And make it a wild card
MY CLUBS R ON ZERO
And try to copy it as much as I can
You have no club cards???
At least the pic is club
Im not a fan personally
Neither me
I wanna show my run but I'm playing from ps5 and my camera is shit
Plasma deck here but nothing beats ghost deck
Plasma deck is fun sometimes
Win with maybe yellow
oh thats easy (i think)
For naneinf
Obviously tou can with chips
I love roffle lite
do i try red stake
But you need an exponential mult joker
?
Learnt to play from him
The game is yours bro
Yeah
Try everything
Up to you
Whats red Stake do again?
I love his vods
uh
No money from small blind
Oh yeah
And his way of thinking
splash or vagabond?
Thanks
Not like yours isn't good, sir
Vagabond
Especially early game tarot card generation is huge
Plus it means you can ignore Econ for now
And if you’re ahead on scoring you can toss out high cards to get some extra tarots and just use the last hand
@storm bolt I saw a 2m body pillow of the dragonslayer that you can buy
What are we, some kind of yakuza?
Thats my dream 💔
Sure
I have 56 cards at ante 9 and 29 kings for baron 🥀
Guys is rustys retirement any good
Are they red seal
Are they steel
Oh, well nothing beats a good baron for me
Just 1 golden one
Balatro is about context
He's a good boy
Yeah even have holo on them
With Mime it’s perfect
Goat
PEAK
Dw man I have 120 hours in this
GUYS GUYS
LETS GO
THATS SO LUCKY
This is positively massive
Which is it
My bet is cheeky chicot
chicot
Yoink it twin
is it good
Best one
dayum fr?
Yeah
No
You csnt lose with him
He’s good
Literally impossible
Hold it right there, partner
bett
He’s a legendary so ofc he’s good
Chicot is not the best but is good
It’s good because he disabled every boss blind
Yes
He does shatter the bosses kneecaps
All
Don't let these fools brainwash you
Yes all of them
He's the best
Temperance value 🤑
Aura farming ahh legendary
My favorite legendary is Tribulet
Fr
And he's just miserable
I love it
Lucky cards sre the best
i never saw him in any of my runs
Cause if I lose i can blame it on bad luck
Only reason to take lucky cards tho so kinda stinky
Best joker, motivates you to gamble more with lucky cards
I love it with hanging chad and 6 Dice
Real
holographic ride the bus
Trib and lucky cat build is the best
Fr
Hanging Chad is my absolute favorite common Joker
buskin, red seal and lucky cat with 6 dice
Hell yeah
hanging is so goated
should be a rare
fr fr
Flush 5 lucky cat build with wee and hack🤗✌️
Amazing
He's as good as a rare and is one of the most common cards in the game thats why he's my goat
Fr, yall seen roffle's 114,5x lucky cat?
I've gotten higher
his basically the rook in chess
but in poker
🤗✌️
Bet
Haha
Hitting 20 dolla with lucky card is the best
Not a single rare jokes beside the two copying one is crazy
Majima would be a photochad enjoyer
Chad and Photograph are the best combo
Surprised maddness isn't higher lol
Xddd
I really love the sound of it
legendary pull
With retrigger it’s so enjoyable
It needs retriggers in higher stakes to keep up
bro, no way, I got golden ticket as well just now but with holo 🥀
Not to say it's bad tho
Sure
Im just the goat
As do most
Btw Photochad
i forgot that ride the bus only works without face cards.
i had a joker that makes every card
a face card
so it made my ride the bus useless
Sry for bad quality, but rate it 1-10?
Im the goat
I don't have faceless
We hate crypto scammers
Oh
I hope they die
Woah
Found dead in an alley 🤩

i rlly need a ancient joker

thats wat i always see when i use that one wheel in the arcana pack
my luck js sucks asss
Once I hit 4 wheel in a row and then lost the round 😭
Invisobeel

Wait is that erratic deck?
I got every round 3 Glass Kings
Yes
Most times it’s sucks but sometimes it’s very enjoyable
Yea
Yeah, like I get baron really early, I focus on it and then simply die
You just have to get decent tarot pulls or gamble on skip tags ig
Which is 
Yes it’s sucks
But when it works it feels good
Btw sorry for my bad English
im at ante 5
You're fine lol
with chicot
Sure
Thanks I’m from Germany that’s why 
HANGING CHAD
Guten tag from burgerland
lets fucking goooo
That damn smirk
uhm
When you get something better than the bus or the
you can sell it
kk
@storm bolt how many wins do you have in Gold Stake?
Like 5
"bus" 😭
Bustuah, ride that thang
True
Daim I god like 2 but I try to win on the Zodiac deck
But that's why he's common ig
It's honestly hard if you play as greedy as me
On ante 6 wow you have really good luck
Anything after Black Stake it’s just pure pain
It’s cuz I’m the goat
Chicot
Could be fun honestlx
or ID
First time I unlock Tribulet I instantly won the stake
When you have luck than you getting the dopamine kick
Is happy face out of there?
He’s my only source of mult rn
My flush five is giving 31 base
You can try it
I mean it will be better when you play with lucky cards
.
When you copy it would retrigger 3 times 😛
oh..
I just love gambling in general
so i need to redo everything
With Brainstorm and Blueprint
after an update releases
It doesn’t reset you when it updates
one of my first cryptid runs
Guys! I need to take the baron!!!! I’m playing kings so baron is optimal!!!!
roffles chat:
Baltic levels of generational debt
One of my first cryptid runs crashed multiple times because i didnt know how to avoid crashes
It evens out then I think
Baseball card?
Yes
Aight then

